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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.

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Very excited here. Just

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a negative COVID, my third time

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COVID. Thank you, Pfizer. Hey,

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when something works, it works. When

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it works, it works. My aunt and uncle both got it. We

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were at Carnegie Hall, and

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we had a great night there of comedy. Sold

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out Carnegie Hall, Rosebud Baker, Mike Feeney,

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and we do the show, and the next

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night, we go to Carnegie Music Hall

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in Pittsburgh, another amazing show. On

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the way home, I just start feeling those knives

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in your sinuses. I'm

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like, uh-oh, maybe. Then my

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aunt called me, she goes, can you test, because we both feel

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like shit, because usually you don't even test anymore. Then

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I test it, I'm like, okay. But after three

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days, it's kind of, it's over. I

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do want to say thank

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you to anyone who came out to Carnegie

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Hall. It was one

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of the best stand-up

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comedy shows I've ever done. It's

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this amazing venue. Louis was in the audience,

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which is like, that's really awesome

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to have somebody at

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that level of the business come and enjoy

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it. All my managers

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and agents were there. And what you realize when

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you spend time with your managers and agents

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is just,

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they're just so terrible. I

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mean, they're just

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like, I mean, they're exactly who they

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should be. Here's what I'll say, and this is not a knock

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on any of them, by the way. It sounds like it is,

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but it's not. They're exactly

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who they should be. Everybody's

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behaving exactly how they should. My

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business manager, the man who's in charge of all my money,

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went to Flight Club and

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bought those little sneaker, the lobster

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sneakers. What are they, Nike? Yeah.

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The Nike lobster sneaker. This is the

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man who manages my money. He

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went like a 15-year-old,

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ditching high school

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to Flight Club, gets these

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lobsters. and then he puts

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the bands on the end like in

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the in the dressing

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room or green room of Carnegie Hall

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the man is sitting there with the

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These sneakers and then he puts the bands

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on the end of them To

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and then Ray come cause why are you doing

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and then he goes? Oh, it's like the claws

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like, you know the way they they they bad

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they bind the claws of the lobster He's

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put in Carnegie Hall He's

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putting these bands on the outside of his shoes

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and he's taking photos of the shoes and

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putting them on Instagram He's

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taking photos of the shoes and putting

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them on Instagram Carnegie Hall But

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he doesn't care. They don't care about Carnegie Hall because

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it's not like 20,000 people

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So to them it's like they don't understand

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You know like they're just kind

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of like I

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think some of them think it's cool Yeah,

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I mean so this is this is what the guy

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the guy has You

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know, he's putting bands on the end

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of his He

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won't he just belong to the state fair. There's

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nothing wrong with it. He just belongs at

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his state fair Go

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going up in it, you know going to attend

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going here. Will you deep fry this?

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You know those tents they have at the state fair where they go will

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deep fry your Rolex Give it

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to us. That's where he belongs.

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But you know, it's good. He's managing all

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my money. So a Nightmare

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on the way getting to Pittsburgh. I want to talk about

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this because I think that

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there are

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Companies out there that They

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get there's a certain an Airbnb

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was at this point. There's a certain point When

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there are the famous quote, there are two

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roads diverged in a wood Which one are

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you gonna take?

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I warn a lot of companies and I do

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it out of the goodness of my heart. And

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the reason that I'm correct is

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that I'm a consumer. I'm out there doing

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the things, seeing

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the value of things. It's

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part of the job, and I warned

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Airbnb months and months ago,

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years ago. I

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said you're giving people a cleaning fee of

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$400-something and

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expecting them to clean the house. This

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is going to get to

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be a problem. People are not going

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to stomach that.

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You're asking them to swallow a $400

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fee to do something that you're

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making them do. So

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I called that out years ago because

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of that I was removed from the service. But

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I was correct. Airbnb has lost so

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much market share. Nobody's

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staying in Airbnbs anymore. When

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somebody tells you they're in an Airbnb, it's almost

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like what's wrong with you? When

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somebody says that, oh, we got an Airbnb, oh,

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everybody's back in hotels. The

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Airbnb thing is over. I

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knew it. I knew it. I saw the host getting

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weird about their houses, getting weird

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about the rules,

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how

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strict they were, and

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how the type of person that was attracted

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to being an Airbnb

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host. I could see it

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all before it materialized.

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And they did not heed my warning.

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And now to discuss another

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company, I see a similar

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problem, and this is called Clear.

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Clear right now

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is becoming a problem

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of Airbnb. If

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you are not a frequent traveler, but

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even if you've been to an airport, you've

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probably noticed the

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little clear vestibules,

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whatever they call them. Now, maybe

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you haven't because they're actually not in a lot of airports.

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Kiosks, I don't even know what to call these.

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Clear is a service that allows

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you to bypass the regular security

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line when you are flying. Clear,

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by the way, is a private company. It's

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funny. It reminds me of when Patrice O'Neill on

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O&A was like, once you find

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out the Fed, the Federal Reserve, is a private

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bank, nothing's ever the same for you. Like,

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it's fucked. Clear is a private

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company. The company in charge

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of security

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at the airport,

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which

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I thought was affiliated in some way

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with the government, is a private company.

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I remember years ago, I was

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on a security line. I had woken up late. I was

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like, stressed out, and

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they see you, and they pick you out, and they go,

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hey, why don't

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you come over here and sign up for Clear? And

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what Clear is, is they take your biometric

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data. They scan your

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eyes and your fingerprint. They run

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you through a database, and then you

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are all clear. You

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get to skip the line, and you get to go ahead

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of everybody else. You

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don't need your ID. They tell you, you don't need your

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ID. Fly without your ID.

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You're going Clear. Okay?

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They take your biometric data, and

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then they go, boom, there you go. And the first

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couple of times you do it, it works perfectly. And

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you go, this is a really great idea. Wow, look

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at me. I'm Clear. You start

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getting to the airport 18 minutes before the

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flight. I mean, it's crazy. You start trying

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to time it. Like, I've

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missed flights because I've...

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Just underestimated how long the clear

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line would be because the clear

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has now a lot of people So

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there's a line for clear now In

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the beginning of it you would just breeze and sometimes

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now you still breeze

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clear promised

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Find out how many airports it's in when when you

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signed up for clear they go we are

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gonna be everywhere We

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are gonna be everywhere don't worry about it. Do

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not worry about it

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They are now I believe in It's

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not a lot What is it 26

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airports or something? It's

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a few dozen. Yeah, it's it. Yeah, it's like

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a few dozen It's

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not a lot of airports. Okay, 51 airports clear is now

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in 51 airports so

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Clear Promises

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okay, we're going to we're

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going to be everywhere. They're not everywhere

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There's certain terminals that don't have clear You'll

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go to terminals of airports that have clear and they go. Yeah,

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not terminal four Yeah, we don't do

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clear and you go. Okay now the

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clear experience is also kind of become

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a hell The people that

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work it clear Let's

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just can we use the term GED? These

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are not people that have graduated high school with

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a Regents diploma or whatever

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kind of diploma you get now It's people that are in a

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GED course They're

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not the most motivated group of people The

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people that work at clear act

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like you've done something wrong When

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you need their help, they couldn't

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be less interested in helping you They

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could not be less interested in getting you through this

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thing in a timely fashion They are

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lazy and they do not care.

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I don't know where clear finds

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these people Perhaps they're people

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that aren't good enough. God forbid imagine

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this to be in the

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regular

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TSA. They couldn't muster

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up the competence to

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be in the regular TSA so

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they now handle clear. And

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they could not care less.

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The other thing clear now does is a random ID

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check every time. The

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whole point of clear was like, hey, it's

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quick. You don't need your ID. It's you

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know, it's boom, you cut the line. We're taking

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your fucking biometric data so

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that we do not need your ID. You're

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scanning my retina. Why

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would you need an ID? You're scanning my retina.

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I pay you money. I scan

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my fingerprint. My one

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of one bio identifier.

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What's the fucking big deal? So

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I get to Newark about,

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I don't know, 30, 40 minutes before my

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flight takes off maybe 20

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minutes before it closes,

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you know, like 20 minutes before the flight closes.

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I don't know who these people are. I get so

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many

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people calling. It's

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like I've so many like I talked a lot

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of them. These are

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well, yeah, telemarketer and people,

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but it's just telemarketing. And I watched that documentary

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on HBO, the telemarketers. Oh, yeah, it was

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really good doc. It was fun. But telemarketing

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in general, it's so bad now. No one's good.

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No one's even good at it. And they're not even

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telemarketing for anything that has any value.

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They're just it's just like health insurance

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and stuff like long term

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care. It's like what? So

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I go to Newark and I go listen, I got

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I got I got a problem here. I go,

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I don't have my ID.

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But I'm a member of clear. I say this to

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the clear people. And they're just staring

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at me because they're all high. I didn't

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mean crazy. Like the the level

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of high that people aren't clear. It's

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mind blowing. It's mind blowing how

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fucked up they all are. They just see

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shapes. They don't even know

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what's happening. They're just staring

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at you and you're just a loud shape like

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an undulating fear in

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front of them. So they're just staring at you

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like I'm not speaking the King's English

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when I say this and I say,

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Hey, I don't have an ID. I'm a clear

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member. That shouldn't be an issue. And they're

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like, uh, they're like, we'll

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see. I was like, yeah. Okay.

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They run me through three times each time they

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want to random ID check each

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time. And after scanning

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my eyes and my son, guys, what

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are we doing? So

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then they bring me to the person, uh, who's

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supposed to sign off, you know, clear afterwards.

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Somebody has to walk you from the clear thing to

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the security, uh, you know, line

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and then, you know, clear it with the person who's checking

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in all the regular people and go, look, this person's

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clear and they show them your boarding pass and

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go, here's my boarding pass. So they bring me up to go, this

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guy doesn't have an ID. They go,

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okay, we'll try to get a supervisor. I

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stand there 20 minutes. No supervisor comes

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from the regular TSA. Like nobody comes.

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They don't even come and tell me to fuck off. I have

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a copy of my license on my phone. I have

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a photo of my passport on my phone. I'm

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like, I left my passport in my house. I

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have these photos and I'm clear,

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meaning that they just scanned

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my fucking eyes and

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it's me and no one

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cares still. No one cares.

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Not only does no one care, but nobody tries to help.

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Okay. The clear line

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is now getting pretty long and now people

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have left the clear people do this. Sometimes

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you'll show up to the airport and then the clear

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people have gone away. They're no

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longer working. They're at lunch. Truly.

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They are gone. They're somewhere else. So

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now you've paid money to be part of this service that

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operates when it wants. They

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kind of operate when it wants. And God forbid you

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have a problem. And this

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idea that if you don't have an ID, you can't get

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a on a plane. I thought the whole

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premise of Clear was that we have

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your bio information. So

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if God forbid there's ever an issue, you're okay, you're

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a member of Clear, and

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that wasn't the case. And I'm just saying out

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there to all of the Clear

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people that may or may not hear this message,

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it's becoming a cumbersome process

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that's not enjoyable for people. They

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try to sell you things, they try

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to get you to add people onto your Clear

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while you're going through Clear. It's

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never enough. Can you add this person? You know,

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it might make sense. You're traveling, is this your first time

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traveling? Yeah, why don't you add him to your account?

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That way you can get through. That way

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he can have all the problems that you have with this service. I'm

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just saying it's going to be one

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of those things where if they improve it, because it

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does the premise of it is good. If it's

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improved, it's great. But

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this idea, this random ID check all

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the fucking time, which slows everybody

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down, they check everyone that

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you see, everybody's rifling to get their ID. What

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was it? What are we all doing here? Why

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don't you just do it's

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the same thing, we'll all bring our ID, and then

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you just

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let us cut the line. Why are we

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paying to be in a biosecurity

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system that has no

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value? Because we're

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fucking people are getting

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your ID or God forbid if they don't have their ID.

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And I mean, I know it's not a problem everyone

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has, like a lot of people have their ID, but it is a problem that

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people can have. People lose a wallet, they leave it in

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an Uber, something happened. And they go, fuck,

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at least can I get home? I'm

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a member of Clear. And then Clear's like, I

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don't know. Also,

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why don't you just hire a few people that

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are not straight out of rehab?

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Like just a few people on the Clear team

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that aren't straight out

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of like a work release program. If

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you could because everybody

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there could not be

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more out of it. It makes

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the regular TSA look amazing

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and the regular TSA is horrible

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for the most part. Not all of them, but

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I mean have you ever I mean Christ

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almighty the regular TSA

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is bad enough that the people on clear. It's like

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god damn it. What

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happened here? So

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that's my it's just my warning for

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clear. It doesn't mean that it

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doesn't mean that it's going

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to have the same fate as Airbnb, but

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it just might it just might if people

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don't get their act together, you know,

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and it's just like they don't explain the situation.

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The clear people just drop you off to go. Yeah,

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he doesn't have an ID. He wants

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to fly. That's your whole service.

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That's the whole thing. I signed up for

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they act like I'm not.

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When I signed up they go. Yeah, you don't

16:57

even need your ID because you're

16:59

in the system and then they look at me like

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he doesn't have an ID fucking lunatic.

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It's probably a terrorist doesn't want to

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fly instead of just being like this

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man doesn't have

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ID. However,

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you know, he's in our system. He flies

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all the time. He's got

17:18

it on his phone. Like there was no

17:20

nobody's trying to help you there. So

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that I had to fly private which I didn't want

17:25

to do it and want to waste the money. Thank God our jet broker

17:27

Dirk is

17:29

that was available that day unless I would have missed a show

17:32

in Carnegie Music Hall, which ended

17:34

up being a great show, but I'm just saying these are

17:37

the things that unfortunately,

17:40

you notice when you travel a lot and

17:42

traveling is terrible

17:43

now

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because

17:47

everybody's overworked. I've mentioned

17:49

it a lot. Everybody's stretched

17:51

to their limit. Flight

17:54

attendants you could see it in their face want

17:56

the plane to crash. You

17:59

could see it. when they take off, like

18:02

in bad turbulence, some of them just smile

18:05

now. They want to die because

18:07

we've made it terrible for them. We've

18:10

let monsters on

18:13

the, anytime I'm

18:15

on a plane that doesn't have an incident, there's

18:18

no shouting, screaming

18:20

or anything. There's no hygiene issues.

18:22

There's no, I mean, thank God,

18:24

I'm like, I'm, because it's a zoo and

18:27

it's become a zoo and the pilots

18:29

and flight attendants and the crew all

18:32

are so fed up with dealing with people.

18:36

And every day there's a report of some near miss,

18:39

two planes grazing

18:41

each other. You know, British

18:46

Airways crew claim they were mugged in Brazil

18:48

had spent the whole night drinking, forcing

18:50

flight to be canceled. I don't

18:53

even blame them. The people that

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are up in the air right now

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are all

18:58

using some type of drug

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to get through it just to get through

19:04

it. They're on drugs

19:07

or they're drinking the pilots, every, all

19:09

of them, you know, that movie flight, that's

19:12

all of them all the time where they're

19:14

all, if they have 48 hours before

19:16

their next flight, it is a nonstop

19:20

drug and alcohol binge from

19:22

when they land the planes, when they get back on again,

19:25

they have the shakes when they get back on because

19:28

it is so traumatic

19:30

flying now with members of the American public.

19:33

They have no idea what's going

19:36

to transpire. Who's going to open a door? Who's

19:38

going to open the hatch in the middle of the air?

19:41

They have to land, you know that?

19:43

So people are basically just like, yeah, as

19:45

soon as I get off this plane, shoot

19:47

me up with heroin until

19:50

I get back on because I can't

19:52

stand it. People are

19:55

disgusting. They're violent.

19:58

They're drunk. They're on drugs. They

20:01

don't know what's going on. They don't know what seat they're

20:03

in. They're fighting each other in

20:05

the sky, 30,000 feet in the sky. And

20:09

these people who are getting paid little,

20:13

not a lot of money, have

20:15

to deal with it. The pilots can't

20:17

leave the cockpit. So

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it's the flight attendants that have to deal with

20:22

the chaos. The pilots

20:25

are not allowed to leave because somebody will run into a 9-11. So

20:29

if you've got a military pilot in there who could maybe go in the back

20:31

and go, hey, what the fuck's going on? But you can't

20:33

do that because the minute the cockpit door

20:35

opens, some lunatic runs in and

20:37

they try to do 9-11 again. So

20:40

it's all the flight attendants that

20:43

have to deal with the entire thing. So

20:45

I'm just saying top to

20:47

bottom, which is why I'm very happy. I've got a few

20:49

more months of live shows,

20:51

which we love. And I'm taking eight

20:53

months for a year where I won't be on the road the

20:56

way I've been on the road. Because I've been touring since 2021 on

20:58

and off, and I've been on a lot of planes.

21:01

I've been on a lot of flights, international, domestic,

21:03

everywhere. Everywhere from fucking Auckland, New

21:05

Zealand, to Dallas.

21:08

I've been all over the world, and I will say that there

21:10

is nothing quite like a

21:13

United flight or an American

21:15

Airlines flight. There's nothing quite

21:17

like a raucous American

21:20

Airlines flight or

21:23

Delta or, God forbid, Southwest.

21:25

I don't fly Southwest. Although

21:27

they seem to be a bit friendlier. The people in Southwest

21:30

seem to be a little happier that they're – but

21:33

there's nothing like a group of entitled

21:36

Americans. And a lot of the boomers

21:38

now are flying – like, the boomers are flying

21:42

in large numbers now. And

21:45

the boomers are flying to go visit

21:47

and torture and torment their children.

21:50

This is why boomers are traveling all over the country,

21:53

is to go to where their children

21:55

have been forced to live and laugh

21:57

at them. This is what boomers like to

21:59

do. They go, that you pay this for that? That's

22:02

the whole point. Any time a boomer

22:05

gets in a plane, it is so that the plane

22:07

can land and they can go

22:09

to their children's

22:12

house and go, oh my God,

22:14

this is what you

22:16

are living in? This is how

22:19

you live? And the reason

22:21

for that is because boomers refuse to sell their houses.

22:24

Boomers are 85 years old, riddled

22:26

with four cancers, and will

22:29

not sell their house unless they make $900,000. They

22:33

have impoverished an entire

22:35

generation of people that

22:37

cannot get into the real estate market

22:40

because boomers themselves refuse

22:43

to leave. There's all kinds

22:45

of articles about this now and it's hilarious. Boomers

22:48

will not relinquish their

22:51

hold on suburban real estate

22:53

in America. They won't. They

22:55

won't do it. If they

22:57

took a little less money,

23:00

for example, for their house, if

23:03

the boomers went, you know what? I'll

23:06

take a little less money for this house

23:09

and I'll just put it back on the market

23:11

so that

23:12

someone else

23:14

could have a shot. But boomers are sitting

23:16

there. They've got 17 pills

23:19

they take every day just

23:22

to stay alive. And

23:25

they pick up the phone and the

23:27

real estate agent goes, maybe we could do this.

23:30

We can get you this. And they go, absolutely

23:33

not. Absolutely

23:36

not. You will

23:40

never get this house

23:43

for under 1.9. They

23:45

refuse to leave because it's their biggest

23:48

coup d'etat. The

23:50

boomer having a McMansion

23:53

in a place like Long Island is

23:56

the thing that they have

23:58

that allows them to... Lord of the Manor

24:01

and they can impress upon

24:04

their children what failures they are

24:06

because they don't live in the style

24:09

that the Boomers live in. Now the Boomers

24:11

of course will leave out all the

24:13

advantages they had to get to the said house

24:16

but they will not relinquish

24:18

that because that is the thing that they have.

24:21

You know this is the thing that they have. This is

24:23

the way that they judge. There was an article why

24:26

Boomers will not move into

24:29

more size appropriate homes which I love

24:32

because Boomers are you

24:36

know if anything they are selfish.

24:41

They like themselves which

24:43

makes them funny. That's what makes them really really funny.

24:47

And the reason that they won't leave these houses

24:50

is because they cannot imagine trying

24:53

to live in a more

24:56

simple way even in like the twilight

24:59

of their days. In the twilight

25:01

of their days they need more space and

25:04

then their millennial children can't afford any of

25:06

this. So they're on planes

25:08

now complaining about everything waiting

25:11

for the plane to land so their

25:13

first stop is

25:16

going to go to their children's house and then go

25:18

oh my God it's

25:20

so small here. It's

25:23

very small. I mean

25:25

I feel so bad for your Janet. You

25:27

know when we were coming I mean we

25:29

worked harder than you guys of course

25:32

and we had a lot more to deal with but you

25:34

know at least you got something for your

25:37

money. You got a little

25:39

something. It's like you're the reason.

25:42

You're the reason. We have the oldest

25:44

Congress in American history.

25:47

These people will not retire. Congress

25:49

hold on for dear life to everything

25:52

to everything. They are falling

25:54

down in the halls of Congress. They will not

25:56

leave. They will not quit. the

26:00

world looks the way it does. It's being run exclusively

26:02

by like elderly boomers who will

26:04

not leave. They are afraid

26:07

of not running the show.

26:12

According to a recent Merrill Lynch retirement

26:14

study of more than 3,600 respondents, 49% of

26:18

retirees didn't downsize

26:20

in their last move and 30% actually

26:23

ended up moving into larger homes.

26:26

This is how sick

26:29

some of these people are. They go,

26:31

I'm 100 and I want a bigger home.

26:33

I want a bigger home to show

26:38

my kids what losers they really

26:41

are. That's really what it

26:43

comes down to. I want a mansion

26:45

now to show my kids how

26:47

much better I've done than them. They

26:49

will not let go. They

26:51

will not let go. Diane, what's your name? A Feinstein

26:54

died in office. She

26:56

was a corpse for years, died

26:58

in office. Our president, he

27:00

will not step aside. He

27:03

won't step aside. It's

27:06

kind of a common thing to the whole boomer

27:09

thing is just hold on to it. Hold

27:13

on for dear life. But I see them,

27:15

you know, you get on a plane, obviously there's people of all

27:17

ages, but you'll just kind of key in on the boomers

27:19

and they're just kind of very judgmental. And

27:22

you know, they're in like economy plus, you

27:25

know, they paid just a little bit more. So

27:29

they can harass the flight attendant,

27:31

a standard deviation

27:33

more than the people in the back. They

27:36

have a little bit of status and maybe

27:38

some of them are in first, who knows? But

27:40

they're all just traveling to some city

27:43

where their children live and

27:46

they can go and judge them

27:48

for how they live. And they never

27:50

make the connection that, oh, none of us

27:52

have put our homes back on the market.

27:54

None of us have, God forbid, taken a little bit

27:57

less and simplified our lives.

28:00

You know so that we have we're effectively

28:03

Locking out because by the way

28:05

guess who loves the black rock and everybody giving

28:07

everybody crazy money the boomers They

28:09

go. Yeah, you give me that 2 million. They

28:12

love it. They love it They'll

28:15

tell you one of the favorite past times

28:17

if anyone over a certain age. They'll tell you what

28:19

they can get for their house Immediately

28:22

you don't you don't even ask You

28:25

do not even and they do it on holidays like

28:27

on Christmas and stuff They didn't they

28:29

know why they're doing it so they know

28:31

exactly why they're doing it they sit

28:33

immediately they go yeah Yeah, they go you want

28:36

to hear something crazy, and you let

28:38

go and usually when someone says that You

28:41

want to hear something crazy? You would

28:43

think they're gonna tell you something crazy You

28:45

know like some crazy story they heard when

28:48

a boomer says you want to hear something crazy They just

28:50

want to tell you the exact amount of money. They have

28:53

that's exactly go no no come here listen I

28:55

bought this for two hundred thousand. You know

28:57

what they tell me I could get now 1.8 isn't

29:01

that something but guess what I

29:03

ain't leaving friends or two And

29:05

they're telling this to the people that are in mired

29:08

in student loan debt Okay That

29:10

are living in an apartment where the rent is

29:13

being raised every year and they're trying to hold on and

29:15

the whole boomer thing Is to just go Pick

29:19

this up for a pretty penny pick

29:21

this up for almost nothing and now this is you know pretty

29:24

good It's worth a lot of money It's

29:28

amazing how unhealthy

29:30

our society is is too amazing the

29:34

30% of boomers moving into larger

29:36

homes to retire is Genuinely

29:39

one of the funniest things I have ever heard

29:42

we have a housing crisis in

29:44

America We have a housing shortage

29:47

in the country there are People

29:49

right now that have been locked out of homeownership

29:52

for a decade maybe more Because

29:54

of the price of homes and the interest

29:57

rates right now things would have to

29:59

tumble so much to just get back to

30:01

a regular and boomers

30:03

are responding to that by saying

30:06

hey we're going

30:09

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30:11

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30:13

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30:15

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Zuckerberg is out there, Mark Zuckerberg is

33:19

out there, doubling down on the metaverse. He,

33:23

for a while, we felt like the metaverse might be dead,

33:25

or that the metaverse, you know, maybe

33:31

all future wars will be fought in the metaverse. I

33:33

was thinking about that the other

33:35

day. I'm like, you know,

33:37

we all, or I certainly

33:39

do, I bemoan the idea of everything

33:42

becoming digital, right? This idea of

33:44

like a complete digital sphere

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that we all must exist in. But

33:48

then you look at the carnage happening all over the

33:50

world, specifically in Gaza right now, right?

33:52

You go, God, if

33:55

we could find a way to digitize conflict, Why

34:01

are you making a face? Well, it

34:03

just sounds very matrix-y, like people in pods.

34:06

Yeah, that's the whole thing. I mean, what are you, nuts?

34:08

Of course. That's the whole thing. God,

34:10

they're bright, these people, huh? But

34:12

I mean, yeah, that's exactly right. Thank you.

34:15

Yeah, this is very matrix-y. That's the

34:17

fucking point. That's the thing.

34:20

The growth in parasocial relationships

34:22

is big. Everybody saw that movie Her. Everybody

34:26

saw that movie Her, where Joaquin Phoenix was in love with a

34:29

theory or whatever, and everybody was like,

34:31

wow, that's far out. Well, it's not

34:33

far out. It's actually here.

34:35

There's a lot of parasocial relationships.

34:38

People have them with comedians, they have them with celebrities, they

34:40

have them with influencers, they have

34:42

them with OnlyFans. People that are on the internet

34:44

all the time, there's people that feel like they are dating

34:46

them. Oh,

34:49

I'm dating him. If I

34:51

just knew him, if

34:54

I just met him, I'd be his girlfriend.

34:56

I got a shot. That's

34:59

how crazy the parasocial

35:01

realm of this has become. There

35:03

are people right now, everyone

35:06

has turned into a little bit of a stalker

35:09

the way that things are now. Everybody

35:12

who enjoys anything is a

35:15

little bit of a stalker. Now, they're

35:17

like, well, you know, ooh,

35:19

he hated that restaurant. I've been there. I wonder

35:22

if he'll go there later. It is a

35:24

little weird, the idea of how

35:27

attached people

35:29

get to people on the internet,

35:32

and they have this parasocial thing where they feel like they're

35:34

your friend or your girlfriend.

35:38

You just don't know it yet. That, by the

35:40

way, used to be what

35:42

schizophrenics thought.

35:45

Like, if you climbed

35:47

into Taylor Swift's

35:49

backyard, you were

35:51

a schizophrenic because

35:54

you were a stalker, and someone

35:56

had to shoot you. Like,

35:59

one of her securities. had to come with a

36:01

gun and kill you.

36:03

Now

36:05

if you send her messages and

36:08

you look up her house

36:10

on Zillow and you

36:12

read every article about her and you

36:15

know you're a good fan.

36:18

Now you're a good fan. You

36:21

know you purchase you love a comedian

36:23

you buy a meet-and-greet or you yell

36:25

at something during the show cuz you're like I just want to speak

36:27

to this person. Again it used to be disruptive

36:30

now you're a good fan because the level of power

36:32

social has grown to a point where

36:34

people are no longer happy and content

36:37

to enjoy the thing that someone's doing they

36:39

have to be a part of it. Which used

36:41

to be the realm of stalkers.

36:44

It used to be the realm of someone who was a problem

36:47

like that's an issue you know but

36:49

the attachment that people have now on

36:52

the internet to people they've never met

36:54

and probably will never

36:56

meet but they believe in their head that

36:59

they'd be great friends or

37:02

romantically involved with said

37:05

person is crazy

37:09

and it's not a comment on the person out

37:11

there it's a comment on some

37:13

fan bases or some people out there and

37:15

I think it's across the board. I don't

37:18

even think it's just hot people I think it's people

37:20

that people find quirky or

37:22

interesting or it's like the attachment

37:25

that people have to

37:27

people is unhealthy but it is seemingly

37:30

irreversible meaning

37:32

I brought this up at a dinner the other day people

37:35

are like what do you mean and I'm like we

37:37

got one like because you

37:39

know people will casually

37:42

tell you they've messaged someone every

37:44

month or every week for

37:46

as long as they've known that part they go yeah occasionally

37:49

I'll get a message back like oh yeah

37:51

but you shouldn't that's crazy they

37:53

go so so what

37:56

I understand if you message me and you're like

37:58

you zionist peg you don't ever call

38:00

like one guy goes don't ever call yourself

38:02

Irish again you Zion ass peggy

38:05

I'm like number one I don't call myself Irish I don't shit

38:07

in the street my family left Ireland

38:10

and we came to the new world okay

38:12

um and I don't know what makes you design

38:14

is pig other than having this no

38:17

addition beyond who's gonna her co-host a showdown

38:20

um she just hasn't shown up the last couple of episodes

38:25

what I'm saying is like the parasocial realm is

38:27

very interesting so that that was the one thing is very interesting

38:29

to me it feels like any reversible thing it

38:32

doesn't feel like it's going away and I think

38:34

this thing this this metaverse

38:37

thing that Mark Zuckerberg

38:40

has been pushing which essentially

38:44

is just a more immersive social

38:46

media experience than the one you have now augmented

38:48

reality virtual reality whatever

38:51

and his company has been pushing

38:53

this I remember during the

38:55

insanity of the

38:58

NFT at the height of the NFT I feel

39:00

like an old but you know at the height

39:02

of the NFT gold rush the metaverse

39:05

was talking about people came to me and I was in Miami

39:07

they go you got to be the first comedian in

39:09

the metaverse you

39:12

got to be the first comic because

39:14

there were like little comedy clubs in the metaverse where you would perform

39:17

virtually to groups of people and

39:19

there were people out there that would be like oh wow

39:21

this is so so

39:25

the reality is Zuckerberg's

39:28

dream and all of this

39:31

stuff by the way about tech and we'll add all these

39:33

articles and posts but all

39:35

of this stuff all these studies are coming out

39:37

now about how detrimental tech

39:40

is for teenagers it's

39:43

causing higher rates of suicide it's

39:45

causing a lot of image issues

39:48

body image issues it's causing an uptick

39:52

in anxiety specifically

39:54

amongst young women but also young men like

39:57

anxiety and depression are huge now

40:00

for teenagers because of tech. Social

40:05

media and mental health. I mean this is this

40:07

this is a huge thing

40:10

that tech companies really don't want to hear. They

40:12

don't want to hear about this at all. They don't

40:14

want to hear about how vulnerable children

40:17

are being exploited for

40:19

profit and we're ruining a lot

40:21

of their lives and their mental health. They

40:23

don't want to hear it. And

40:28

their whole thing is I think Mark Zuckerberg's probably

40:30

he goes yeah but you know why that is there's still

40:32

an outside world. We haven't transitioned

40:35

fully into the Metaverse. Once

40:37

we're fully in, once we've

40:40

all uploaded our consciousness, once we're fully

40:42

in the Metaverse, we'll take care of it.

40:45

But yeah it's probably confusing for those kids that they still

40:47

they're still an outside. People

40:49

are now staying inside more.

40:51

This is a big article that I read the other day.

40:54

Cities are lonelier.

40:56

American downtowns are being abandoned. That's for

40:58

many reasons but people

41:00

are online more. People are spending more time

41:03

on their computers. We never can

41:05

you know we've

41:07

never kind of fully came back from

41:11

Covid when the

41:14

exponential growth of digital stuff

41:16

got really wild and we're

41:19

still we're still there and

41:22

we're probably gonna stay there. It doesn't show

41:25

any signs of abating

41:28

like this idea that most

41:30

social interactions are

41:33

originating online. Children

41:36

now are digitally native. Zoom

41:39

meetings for work. People working

41:41

in hybrid work environments. All

41:44

of this stuff doesn't seem to be going away. Certain

41:46

people have doubled down on it. Zuckerberg

41:50

is basically going out now

41:53

and saying hey you

41:56

know we need to we need to get in here.

42:00

Pretty soon, I think we're going to be at a point

42:02

where you're going to be there physically with

42:05

some of your friends and others will

42:07

be there digitally as avatars or

42:09

holograms. And they'll feel

42:11

just as present as everyone else. Or

42:14

you'll walk into a meeting and sit down at a table.

42:17

There will be people who are there physically

42:20

and people who are there digitally. But

42:22

also sitting around the table with you are

42:24

going to be a bunch of AI guys who

42:27

are embodied as holograms and

42:29

are helping you get different stuff done

42:31

too. That's

42:34

his dream. That's the guy's

42:36

dream. That's where we're going.

42:40

This is where he's been going. And

42:44

boomers won't die first. They'll

42:47

be there. So you're going to have

42:50

your racist aunt digitally

42:53

there at Christmas. What

42:55

if boomers upload their consciousness and never

42:57

leave? What if they never leave? What

43:00

if right as they're going to die, a switch

43:03

gets flipped and all of a sudden everything becomes

43:06

possible and just for all

43:08

eternity people are like,

43:11

oh my god, hello,

43:13

I'm here. I don't really

43:15

miss my body as much as I thought. They

43:18

just never leave. It's very possible they never leave.

43:21

And this man is doing that. Mark Zuckerberg is giving

43:24

them hope. They

43:26

go, fuck it, sell my house. I might not even die.

43:29

I might be around forever if

43:31

I'm a hologram. Why would I need a smaller

43:33

house if I'm a hologram? What

43:36

does that mean? I work my whole

43:38

life to be a hologram. I'm going to live in a smaller

43:40

house just because I'm a hologram.

43:45

It's getting to a point where it's crazy, but I'm

43:47

reading a lot of this stuff. A lot of it is very interesting. There's

43:50

a book right now called The Dimensions of the Cave, which

43:53

I just started reading, which is very fascinating. And it's about

43:56

artificial intelligence and creating

43:58

AI people eventually.

44:00

It's about a journalist in fiction books, about a journalist

44:02

who uncovers a secret government program

44:06

that's creating these people. And

44:09

it does seem interesting

44:13

to be at this point because at this point

44:16

it does seem like there is

44:18

ample evidence to go out

44:20

there and go, hey, we

44:23

need to limit technology

44:27

in a myriad of ways. But

44:30

specifically for developing adolescents,

44:34

you have to limit it. There's mountains of evidence.

44:36

It's all back now. We have all the evidence now. All the evidence is in. We should

44:39

limit technology. However, we have all

44:41

the evidence on TikTok, by the way.

44:45

And I mean, we know what it is. We

44:48

know what TikTok is. Now, you

44:50

don't have to – I'm not saying you have to

44:52

ban it or whatever, but we know what

44:54

it is. We know – forget the privacy

44:57

concerns. We know what

45:00

problems are there. We know

45:02

what issues there are. We

45:05

know that it is your data, your

45:07

information. It is going – but

45:10

that's all of these places, right? It's why we can't take

45:13

the Republicans seriously when they start yelling and screaming

45:15

about TikTok. I

45:17

love how, by the way, something – I thought of

45:19

this the other day. It all started with Donald

45:22

Trump being like an agent of Russia. And

45:25

now literally the thing that they're getting him on is that he

45:27

inflated the price of his condo. That's

45:30

how far it's fallen. And

45:32

by the way, who's the victim of that state farm,

45:35

Lloyd's of London, like an insurance company? It's

45:37

just so funny. It started with, like,

45:39

he was hand-selected by Russia.

45:42

He's been working with them for years, and

45:45

they elected him, and now he's the president. And

45:48

then after none of that came true, four years

45:50

later they're like, he said it was worth $38

45:52

million. It would barely sell for $29 million.

45:55

It's like that what? That's

45:57

what you got? After doing

45:59

all the – digging and finding all of the things,

46:02

after marshalling all of the resources

46:05

to pull that guy apart, for

46:07

years, the thing you get

46:09

him on is that he inflated

46:12

the price of real estate, which

46:15

every developer, every

46:18

owner, everybody has

46:20

always, that's the whole point of owning

46:22

real estate, is to say it's worth

46:25

more than it is and get someone to

46:27

buy that and believe that.

46:30

That's every homeowner

46:33

in the burbs going up to the appraiser

46:36

and going, well, I think this is about 600,000, right? And

46:38

the appraiser's like, I don't know, we'll see. Yeah, well,

46:40

I'm just telling you, I think that's why, you know, up the block,

46:43

that guy sold for 650. He doesn't even

46:45

got, you know, I got a bar in my back where he doesn't even have that.

46:47

So this idea that the only thing we're able to get the

46:49

guy on outside

46:52

of the January 6th stuff, but like, you know,

46:54

which is formidable, I get it, but like

46:57

this idea that Americans

46:59

are going to be enraged, that

47:02

he inflated the price of his assets,

47:05

that Americans are going to be like, I can't

47:07

believe it. Well,

47:10

that office building, he said was worth 300 million

47:12

in downtown, that

47:14

was probably 170 million at best.

47:17

People can't even comprehend these numbers. These

47:20

are not even comprehensible numbers to

47:22

the vast majority of people that live and

47:24

draw breath on our planet. They

47:27

have no idea. Manhattan

47:29

real estate, you cannot explain Manhattan

47:31

real estate to people that don't live

47:34

here. They don't understand, they don't

47:36

understand why an office building's worth $300

47:40

million. The entire

47:42

operating budget of like the

47:44

county they live in, one building,

47:47

and the idea that people are going

47:49

to be like impassioned by this. We

47:52

are disgusted. We

47:55

are disgusted that he would inflate

47:58

the price. Yeah,

48:01

it's all anyone does, by the way. Let's

48:03

go open the books on everybody. Let's

48:05

go open the books on all of these

48:08

billionaires. Are you telling me

48:10

that billionaires

48:12

are inflating the price

48:14

of their assets to get loans?

48:18

You can't be serious. I

48:21

am shy, I am, by

48:23

the way, Bill Clinton on Epstein's jet 20 times,

48:26

never reported, not reported,

48:29

barely. Couple articles, no one really

48:31

cares. No one cares. Multiple

48:34

times, some without a secret service. The

48:36

biggest human trafficker that we know

48:39

of, he's on a plane about, no one cares, Donald

48:42

Trump, they're like, well, you know that that's not

48:44

worth what he said it was, right? He said it had eight

48:46

bathrooms, it had six, it has a powder

48:48

room, that's a powder room, it's not a full bathroom.

48:51

That's not a full bathroom, it's a powder room. It's

48:54

psychotic. That's not an

48:56

eat-in kitchen, what are you nuts?

48:59

You see, he said it was eat-in. What

49:01

about the guy that was on the human traffickers plane? Well, he's been

49:04

honest about his assets. That's

49:06

what I care about. I care

49:08

about somebody honest about their

49:09

assets. If you say

49:12

it's a fifth

49:12

bedroom, but it's set up as

49:14

an office and it doesn't have a window, it's not a bedroom.

49:17

You go, what? I don't know, she's

49:20

very funny. It's such a funny thing, only

49:22

because it started at the fever pitch

49:24

of he was installed

49:26

by the Russian government. You

49:29

gotta remember that's how it started. It started as he

49:32

is a, now there's reasons to not

49:34

like Donald Trump, there's reasons to not want him back

49:37

as president, but it's very

49:39

funny to me to start, it's

49:42

like if the principal

49:44

of your school called you in and they were

49:46

like, we think your son

49:49

is a school shooter. And you go, oh my

49:51

God, what happened? Did

49:53

you find a manifesto? What

49:56

did you, I mean, oh my God, you're crying,

49:59

you're on the way there. your husband our baby

50:01

is the killer what did we do wrong

50:03

I can't believe and you get there and

50:06

you find out that like the

50:08

reason that they think your kid

50:10

is a school shooter is they found

50:13

him like you know with

50:15

his friends like doing some dumb

50:17

tick-tock dance with a gun thing

50:20

that there's like there's a gun like in the tick-tock

50:22

dance there's like a gun like a

50:24

rap and it's like some rap song and

50:27

that's why they're all upset and you go wait that's

50:29

why you think he's gonna murder everybody yeah well

50:31

we saw him dancing with a gun like oh his fake

50:34

little gun there and you go what are you an idiot

50:36

I mean that's what it that's what the Trump thing feels like it feels

50:39

like you start so high

50:42

you can't cash those checks and then

50:44

you get down and then now we're

50:46

at he's in flake I mean can you imagine by the way

50:48

it started at it is

50:51

the biggest Russian intelligence operation

50:53

in human history they've got

50:55

they've installed the president it

50:58

was the that's the like premise

51:01

of films right that's

51:03

the premise of films that

51:06

Russia hasn't stalled the president

51:08

of the United States he's being blackmailed

51:11

by the Kremlin because he likes

51:13

to get peed on by Russian

51:15

whores and now

51:18

the movie hit and now so that's a good

51:20

movie you pitch that man

51:22

I'm all ears I work at a fucking

51:25

Sony whatever big movie studio I'm

51:28

into that movie I go so wait a minute so

51:31

Russians stole this president they're blackmailing

51:33

them they got a pee tape it's fucking great sit

51:37

with me for this pitch all right hey thanks for

51:39

meeting with us today okay get this right

51:41

so the guy's really rich okay he owns

51:43

real estate he inflates the price

51:45

of it well here's

51:48

what I mean by that market

51:50

value might be like 200

51:53

million he says it's worth like 280 yeah think of

51:58

that that not good Is

52:00

that not a great movie? Is that not fucking

52:02

compelling? Is that not compelling

52:04

to you? A rich guy

52:07

saying he has more money than he does? Like

52:10

every rich guy? Is that not a compelling

52:12

film? But that's how the movie changed, by

52:15

the way. That's how the movie changed from this

52:18

guy was installed

52:21

by a foreign government who's been blackmailing him for years

52:23

to, yeah,

52:26

I mean, he's- that condo's not worth that.

52:32

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55:01

So now the rap, Young Thug,

55:04

this rapper who's going away for a long

55:06

time here, I think, they

55:08

are now going to use his

55:11

lyrics against him in prosecution.

55:14

This is something

55:16

that has been happening. Lyrics can be used as evidence

55:18

during rapper Young Thug's

55:21

trial on gang and racketeering

55:23

charges. Let me catch everybody

55:25

up to speed that isn't aware of this.

55:29

In rap, people

55:32

rap about crimes

55:34

they committed sometimes. And

55:37

a lot of those crimes are very,

55:39

very accurate. Like they literally

55:42

say exactly what

55:44

they did. And

55:47

now prosecutors are able to take

55:49

those lyrics and say, this is

55:51

not, you don't have this artistic

55:53

license. You're describing something

55:56

that happened in this. That's

56:00

a role. Detail. And we're

56:02

going to use it against you. Here is

56:04

my message to the rap community as

56:07

a whole

56:09

because I have some advice. And you might look at me and go, wait

56:11

a minute, you don't have advice. I do. And

56:15

this is my message for the people in the community

56:19

of drill rap and other types of rap.

56:24

If you kill Frank on

56:26

Sixth Street. Let's just say that. Why

56:30

not say you killed Bill on

56:34

Eighth Street?

56:37

I'm not saying probably Frank and Bill are not the names

56:39

of the people that are involved

56:42

in this, perhaps. I'm

56:45

just in my own head to keep it straight.

56:48

If you, and I don't want to sound racist

56:51

here, but you're going to sound racist

56:53

by just saying what

56:55

I'm going to say, but it's not racist. It's

56:58

just, I'm trying to approximate this. If

57:01

you kill Daquan

57:05

in the Bronx, say

57:08

you killed Rosario

57:11

in Queens. Make

57:13

it up. You don't

57:16

have to be, I know it's credibility.

57:19

If you say the actual guy,

57:22

you don't, you can just

57:24

fudge it. You

57:26

can fudge it. I know people have

57:29

gotten very comfortable now where

57:31

they could just literally go on and talk about a homicide,

57:34

a murder they committed, but

57:37

they are all the cop, they are listening.

57:39

So just fudge it. Go

57:42

around it. Throw

57:45

people for a loop. Throw

57:47

them for a loop. You know,

57:50

use fake names, use

57:53

fake locations. You can still get the message across

57:55

is my point. My point

57:57

is you can still get the message across. be

58:01

glaringly accurate about

58:04

every murder that you've committed. Every

58:06

single murder that you've committed, you're

58:08

going to be accurate. You're like, yeah, we

58:10

fucked right outside of the bodega on 17. I

58:13

shot him in the head and it's like, hey, hey, hey,

58:15

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, say

58:20

it's the fish spot on 79th. And

58:25

you can have a fun little chart in

58:27

the room when you're writing rhymes. You could go, I

58:30

said, what did we really do? Well,

58:32

we shot this guy outside of the bodega,

58:35

changed bodega to fish spot,

58:37

and say we shot a woman.

58:40

What about that? That'll really, that'll

58:43

throw everybody for a loop. But

58:45

you have to lie. You have

58:47

to lie. Like comedians, we'll

58:50

make stuff up sometimes. People make stuff up, not

58:52

me, others. My

58:55

point is that a judge has said that lyrics will be admissible

58:57

as evidence in the trial of star US

58:59

rapper Young Thug. A

59:02

lot of people are not into it. It's

59:04

been decried by free speech groups like

59:06

Jay-Z and Coldplay. I love Coldplay. Coldplay

59:09

is like, don't use our lyrics. Don't

59:11

use our lyrics to call us faggots. Like

59:16

Coldplay is somehow involved in that. Don't

59:19

you dare use lyrics against

59:21

people. You might listen to our

59:23

songs and sing we're pussies, but

59:25

that's not true. Don't use

59:27

our lyrics. There's

59:30

a lot of people going down right now. 28 people were initially

59:32

charged, including another

59:35

chart-topping rapper Gunna, who's got great music.

59:37

I love all of their music, by the way. And

59:39

the way I feel, and this is a controversial

59:41

thing, but I

59:44

say let sleeping dogs lie. And here's what

59:46

I mean by this. Can't everyone start with a

59:48

fresh slate? Like

59:51

they should go to a lot of these rappers and go, okay, the killing stops

59:54

now. And

59:56

then if they don't kill anymore, it's like, okay. It's

1:00:00

part of the thing. It's part of the game. I

1:00:03

don't condone it. Prosecutor

1:00:06

Simone Hilton quoted lyrics in court,

1:00:08

quote, I just beat a murder rap. I

1:00:10

paid my lawyer 30 for that. There's

1:00:13

a few other lyrics in between that

1:00:16

and then. Me and my slimes are

1:00:18

above the law. Well, people, you know, yeah.

1:00:22

Well, this is the thing. This is why you have to start

1:00:25

rapping about the cops being good. Throw

1:00:28

everyone for a loop. Throw them for a loop. You

1:00:30

can still do the killing. You

1:00:33

can still go out there and do the killing and throw

1:00:35

everyone for a loop. Eric Adams is the man.

1:00:38

The cops are who I stand. You

1:00:41

know, it ain't easy to be a fucking

1:00:43

cop. You know, like

1:00:45

it may be that maybe that's the move.

1:00:48

Maybe like you go the other

1:00:50

way. If you're a real gangster and you're ordering

1:00:53

hits and killing people, maybe

1:00:55

you go the other way and just

1:00:57

do the Candace Owens thing. Candace

1:01:00

Owens could be ordering hits all over the hood. We never know.

1:01:02

We would never know. So

1:01:06

that might be the move. That might be the move. The move

1:01:08

might be the more violent

1:01:10

you are. Actually, you

1:01:13

just stay very like pro cops. You

1:01:18

know? They're a new song that they're coming

1:01:20

out with, which is – I

1:01:22

don't know if this is a little suspect, but Young

1:01:25

Thug's new song, Israel Has a Right to Defend Itself,

1:01:29

feels – I

1:01:32

don't know. It just feels

1:01:34

slightly a little

1:01:37

patronizing perhaps, a little opportunistic.

1:01:41

Young Thug and Gunna's new song, Israel Has a

1:01:43

Right to Defend Itself, Shalom. Seems

1:01:47

odd. See, we didn't talk about Israel and Palestine. I know

1:01:49

some of you were like, we're getting two

1:01:51

in the weeds about Israel and Palestine. But

1:01:53

I'll tell you this. I think

1:01:56

it's better now. I think everyone's turning the corner.

1:01:58

I believe that everyone feels it.

1:02:01

I think Hamas has negotiated the

1:02:04

release of some hostages. We're not going to get in the weeds

1:02:06

on it. I'm just saying I believe that's the case.

1:02:09

I'm not – I

1:02:11

agree with you because, by the way, I get upset with

1:02:13

the two. I get bored with the two. You

1:02:16

don't think I'm bored with it, but it is the biggest story

1:02:18

in the world. So when

1:02:20

things are the biggest story in the world, you have to say,

1:02:23

hey, Houston,

1:02:24

Texas,

1:02:27

there's maybe no tickets left by the time. I'm going to

1:02:29

be here probably for Saturday night, two shows on Saturday night if this

1:02:31

comes out in the morning. San Diego,

1:02:33

Detroit, Toronto, Austin, Brea, California

1:02:36

for New Year's, Columbus, Ohio, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania,

1:02:39

Washington, D.C., Northfield, Ohio,

1:02:41

San Antonio, Dallas, Atlanta, St. Louis, Indianapolis,

1:02:43

Boston, Foxwoods,

1:02:45

Atlantic City, Stand Up Live will

1:02:47

be announced very soon. Daniel

1:02:51

B. Chimperov being announced soon too, Fort Lauderdale,

1:02:56

having some fun before we take a little break here. The

1:02:58

movie Thanksgiving with Eli Roth

1:03:01

on Addison Rae, Rick Hoffman, Gina

1:03:03

Gershon, Patrick Dempsey, Mila Manheim, Tommaso

1:03:05

Sinelli, Tim Dillon, and others. There are others. I just

1:03:08

can't remember everybody's name. It's coming

1:03:10

out today. It's out today. How fun

1:03:12

is that? Big news.

1:03:14

Big news. Very cool.

1:03:19

Well, we thank

1:03:21

everyone for listening all the time. We thank you for supporting us here

1:03:24

and on Patreon. And it's always a joy

1:03:26

and an honor to do this show. We are

1:03:29

with you twice a week. And

1:03:34

then we will see you on the big screen

1:03:36

if you go to Thanksgiving. We hope you

1:03:38

enjoyed that as well. And

1:03:41

the Wilbur Theater in Boston, we're going to be doing a special

1:03:43

there in February. Grab tickets. We'll

1:03:45

do a few shows there. Ticket link's

1:03:47

up. So good

1:03:50

luck, everyone. And again, to the Drew Rapp community,

1:03:52

I'm a fan. I enjoy it. Again,

1:03:55

if you kill, Bill on

1:03:57

12th. Actually,

1:04:00

we killed Ralph on fifth. If

1:04:05

you killed, it's like Clue. If

1:04:07

you killed Bill by shooting

1:04:09

him outside of the bodega, say

1:04:12

you killed Ralph with a

1:04:14

knife by the fish spot. Not

1:04:17

a big deal. That way the cops and the DA is

1:04:19

going, wait a minute, we

1:04:22

got Bill dead with a gunshot wound. They're

1:04:24

saying they stabbed Ralph by the fish spot. Do

1:04:27

you see how it works? Do you see how easy it is?

1:04:30

Do you see how nice it is? Do you see how nice life

1:04:32

can be if you let it? See how nice

1:04:34

life can be if you let it? Lie

1:04:37

about the people you're killing. Lie

1:04:40

about the people you're killing. Drill

1:04:43

Rap community, listen to me. Heed

1:04:45

my warning like clear, like

1:04:48

Airbnb. Lie about

1:04:50

the people you're killing. Like

1:04:53

the United States. We've had a good

1:04:55

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1:04:57

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