0:00

["In the City of City

0:02

of City"]

0:05

Yeah, he's a wonky honky

0:07

walking down the street. He

0:10

looks like a chonky because his arms

0:12

touch his feet and

0:14

his pockets are clunky but he ain't

0:17

packing heat. Yeah, he's

0:19

walking funky in his head, there's a

0:21

beat. I don't hate it. This

0:26

is the new artist I've come across,

0:28

Justin Mohn. Right?

0:30

M-O-H-N. He's a new

0:32

artist, Justin Mohn. I'm

0:35

lucky enough to be able to do what

0:37

I do for a living. When I find

0:39

somebody who's an artist, I share what

0:42

they're doing. Justin

0:45

M-O-H-N, Mohn. Really

0:48

good. Play the other one, too. This

0:52

is an artist out of where? Is

0:54

it Pennsylvania? Yeah, Levittown.

0:56

Levittown, Pennsylvania. And

0:58

it's someone that I think, I

1:01

think this guy's coming up. I'm gonna

1:03

say it right now. I'm gonna go

1:06

out on a limb. I

1:09

will go as far as to say this. I

1:12

think in the next year, he's gonna

1:15

have, you're gonna know more

1:17

about him than you ever did. Coming up soon.

1:21

You're not my son, my mom.

1:23

Cause you're the one. Why'd you

1:25

go so far out of your

1:27

way to try to kill me?

1:31

Mentally, hilly, hilly, outside of

1:34

the hilly, hilly, they tried to

1:37

kill me, kill me, they drove

1:39

through. The hilly, hilly, it may

1:41

sound silly, silly, but really, spies

1:44

run our cities. Breads and cults

1:46

roaming freely. Filthy sissies, tricky, tricky,

1:48

they threw the weakness of Achilles.

1:51

Bad dogs never do feel guilty,

1:53

they work for the piggy, piggy.

1:55

Make your head feeling dizzy. I

1:59

mean. This family knows

2:01

everyone's just checking me I

2:04

know you're not The very

2:06

talented Justin Moan coming

2:09

out of Levittown, Pennsylvania

2:13

He's an artist, he's a

2:16

composer, writer, singer Triple

2:21

Threat guy, he's

2:23

out of Levittown, Pennsylvania, Justin Moan Taylor

2:25

Swift in the news again We're always

2:27

all the time Taylor Swift We

2:31

can't get away and we wouldn't

2:33

want to Why would we want

2:35

to? There's nothing to get away

2:37

from We have it all, we

2:39

have love, we have intrigue We

2:42

have politics, dating Travis Kelsey,

2:44

the Super Bowl, the sports

2:46

You know I

2:49

am at the point now Because

2:53

now the scuttlebutt is

2:55

that she's going to one

2:57

day soon endorse President

3:00

Biden And the

3:02

Trump people are figuring out how to

3:05

counter that There's

3:09

all these lurid conspiracies about what

3:13

is happening behind the scenes So

3:18

that's where we are, we're all

3:20

fighting for the affection

3:24

of Taylor Swift If you

3:28

live in this country, you

3:30

must be blessed

3:34

Knighted, if you will, by Taylor Swift

3:39

So then I guess the people that are, the

3:41

Trump people are going at her Risky

3:46

move, it's a

3:48

gambit because she's incredibly

3:50

powerful I think we give her

3:52

the country, give her the country Why have an

3:54

election? Give her the country She's

3:58

gotten to that point now Give

4:00

it to her. Stop. Let's

4:03

stop pretending. This is a country

4:06

Give it to her. How bad Can

4:09

she do? The president's

4:11

not really running it that got Biden's not

4:13

even awake in the meetings The

4:16

wife is sitting in the meetings bringing him back

4:18

information So at the end

4:20

of the day, it's like how bad could Taylor

4:22

Swift do just give it to her Ask

4:25

her knock on her door. I In

4:29

one of her homes and Knock

4:31

on her door and ask her if she has an

4:33

interest in being the president of the United States and

4:36

if she says no Compel her

4:38

to be the president But

4:42

how about instead of endorsing Biden run

4:44

in his place? run

4:47

run we We

4:50

don't care that you

4:52

don't have any experience It

4:55

is of no interest to us. We

4:57

don't care. We just run in his place

4:59

and endorsement is

5:01

wasting her capital

5:05

Her social capital right now

5:07

is so high that in

5:09

order to fully Take advantage

5:12

of it She

5:14

must run She

5:16

must run and announce it go. I

5:18

I thought about it and

5:20

I've decided that the best way to Safeguard

5:23

our democracy is if I run

5:25

for president let her do it

5:30

Let her do it I don't care anymore

5:32

if All

5:34

it let her be the prey if

5:37

everyone's just gonna talk about this woman every day

5:39

all day Which is all anyone does and now

5:41

I'm doing it because I've noticed

5:43

that other people are doing it What am I

5:45

gonna talk about you want me to talk about

5:47

Greek mythology? I'm noticing what's going

5:49

on around me. What's going on

5:51

around me is this endeavor ending all

5:54

day every day discussion

5:56

of this woman and Who

5:59

she loves likes, who she doesn't like,

6:02

who she thinks is going to be a good president, and

6:07

what's her take on the Barbie

6:09

Oscar snub? Has she weighed in?

6:12

Make her the leader of the country. Why

6:15

not? It

6:18

seems to follow logically that

6:20

if you have an unhealthy

6:22

obsession with this person that's

6:25

rooted I don't know in what, but

6:28

in nostalgia and growing up with

6:30

her and her making you feel

6:32

good and the music

6:34

evoking emotions, she's the greatest,

6:37

whatever, it's not true. It's

6:39

not true that she's the

6:41

greatest entertainer. Beyond it's not

6:44

true, but it doesn't matter because

6:46

nothing matters. So make her

6:48

the president. Make her

6:50

the leader of the United States of America. Let

6:53

her fire nuclear weapons. Let

6:55

her kill the Palestinians. Let

6:58

her do it. You know

7:00

why? Because we need

7:03

somebody who can

7:05

put a happy face on

7:09

some of the policies that people

7:11

are having trouble with. Let

7:16

her write a song about Gaza as

7:19

we bomb them into

7:22

smithereens, into, you

7:24

know, as we obliterate it, let

7:26

her write a song

7:28

about it and how sad it is.

7:31

And people go, you know, Taylor wrote

7:33

that song about how sad it is

7:35

that they're being bombed and they're dying.

7:39

I mean, why not? It's

7:43

an idea. It's certainly an

7:45

idea to have this lady just

7:47

take it or just go, we're at this. We

7:49

are at the point now. We

7:52

are at the point very soon where

7:55

we're going to just hand the country over

7:57

to someone. Someone.

8:01

We're just gonna give it to

8:04

someone. We're going to

8:06

kind of say we're just gonna continue to do

8:08

what we do and

8:10

you can have it. So

8:13

before it's China, let it be

8:15

her. Let

8:17

it be Taylor Swift. I don't mind

8:19

that. I

8:21

do not mind that at all. She

8:23

challenges Trump, she wins,

8:27

and you know, she's happy. We're

8:31

singing songs. Everybody's

8:34

in love with her. They're

8:36

happy. We'll still do everything we're doing.

8:39

We'll ramp it up. It'll get worse.

8:42

We will. Okay. If Taylor Swift

8:44

is our president, the things we

8:46

will do, the

8:49

blood that will spill will be

8:51

like nothing you've ever seen. And

8:54

it'll be okay because it'll

8:56

be the most beloved

8:58

figure on planet Earth. I

9:00

wonder if she realizes how much power she has.

9:03

It's probably got to fuck her up, realizing

9:06

that she could sway presidential

9:08

elections, you know, whatever she wants

9:10

to do. It's got to kind of make her go, wow,

9:15

I had no idea, but she

9:17

can. She is

9:20

now the most important figure

9:22

in America right

9:24

now. Taylor Swift. It's

9:28

that's it. There's this is by the way,

9:30

this is not any type of exaggeration.

9:35

Taylor Swift at this moment in

9:37

time is the

9:39

most important figure culturally

9:43

in our country. There's nobody I don't

9:46

know how this happened. It happened without

9:48

my involvement or knowledge. I'm

9:51

just reacting to it. I'm going with it. I'm going

9:53

with it. I'm I'm going with it. I'm

9:55

asking you to deliver the country to her. Give it to her

9:57

now. Give it to her. I'm

9:59

asking you to. I'm asking you to do it,

10:01

please. So that there's

10:04

a reason that I let her and Travis Kelsey

10:06

live in a White House and

10:08

fire drone strikes

10:10

at our enemies, the Houthis,

10:13

and all these others, let them do it.

10:15

Have the CIA come in and say, Madam

10:18

President, and she'll say, Call me Taylor. And

10:20

that's her new album. Her new album is

10:22

called Call Me Taylor and Kara Swisher and

10:24

the rest of these people whose brains have

10:27

been eaten, like

10:30

fermented alcohol, you know what I mean? Like a fruit

10:32

rotting, their brains have gone. They

10:35

can all go, and you know what, you know what

10:37

the, you know why her new album is called Call

10:39

Me Taylor? Because the CIA director

10:41

came in to give her a

10:44

briefing, the presidential daily briefing, the PDB.

10:47

And you know, she just sat there and

10:49

she was looking so smart. And she just looked at

10:51

him and she said, Call me Taylor. And

10:54

he was amazed by that because she doesn't

10:56

even – that's how big she is. She

10:58

doesn't even need the title. Do

11:00

it. Give it to her. Give it to her. I

11:02

will not resist. I will not resist. I

11:05

will cheerlead for her because

11:07

we want to live in North Korea. We

11:09

want it with like all

11:11

of our – we want

11:13

our loyal – this

11:16

woman, our

11:18

undying obsession with this

11:20

woman, proves that

11:22

we really want to live in North Korea.

11:25

Let's do it. Give it to them. Give

11:27

it to them. They want the

11:29

people out there that you see

11:32

on the Chick-fil-A line that loops around

11:34

and around and around and keeps going,

11:36

or the in and out line that

11:38

goes back blocks and blocks and blocks

11:41

and blocks, the people that are sitting

11:43

that they have the time to sit

11:45

45 minutes, an hour

11:47

and a half for shit food.

11:49

It's not good. It's not that

11:51

good. They have two

11:54

hours to sit and

11:56

wait for french fries that by the

11:58

time they get them – will

12:00

be cold because they've been sitting there.

12:04

Give them what they want. They

12:07

want gods and

12:09

they want someone to worship. They

12:12

want someone to worship.

12:14

Give them Taylor Swift. Give

12:17

them Taylor, and then she

12:20

can really solve a lot

12:22

of problems that haven't

12:25

been able to be solved yet. She

12:31

can fall in and out of love with

12:34

migrants, and the country will react to the

12:36

migrant crisis based on who she's in love

12:38

with. So if she's in

12:41

love with a North African guy

12:43

who came over, it's like, ha,

12:45

but if she dumps him, no migrants.

12:48

Then they get kicked the fuck out. Which

12:51

by the way, Topeka, Kansas, I love how

12:53

bad they're doing. They're literally going, give us

12:55

migrants. Topeka, Kansas is going,

12:58

we've got nothing left. The

13:01

main industry that Topeka, Kansas had was

13:03

the God hates. Thanks, church. That was

13:05

their main, but it was their main

13:08

industry. It really was. Their

13:10

main industry was like hate. That

13:13

was their main thing, and they've got nothing left. So

13:16

Topeka, Kansas is basically telling migrants

13:18

like, hey, we're out

13:20

here. We've got nothing. This article came out.

13:23

I guess it was in the Times or

13:25

something where Topeka, Kansas is literally advertising for

13:27

migrants. They're going, please. Kansas

13:29

capital hopes to lure migrants with work all

13:32

through the day. How great is it? You're

13:34

a migrant. You just got here. And

13:36

they're like, what about Kansas? And even they know. They're like,

13:38

oh, I don't know. Yeah, I

13:40

don't know about Kansas. While

13:43

many American cities are struggling with

13:45

large numbers of newly arrived migrants,

13:47

Topeka is inviting anyone and everyone

13:49

with permission to work in the

13:51

US. Everyone and everyone. Like

13:54

a lot of smaller cities, the Kansas

13:56

capital is grappling with near stagnant population

13:59

growth and unemployment. rate well below

14:01

the national average and an unemployment

14:03

rate well below the national average.

14:05

According to city and economic development officials, finding

14:07

people to fill it's roughly 60-600

14:10

open jobs has been a struggle.

14:13

So there are 6,600

14:17

jobs in Topeka, Kansas

14:19

that people don't

14:21

want to fill. They

14:23

don't want to go. For

14:26

Topeka Mayor Michael Padilla,

14:30

a Democrat in a largely Republican state, the effort

14:33

to attract immigrants along with Americans living in other

14:35

cities just made sense. Because

14:37

Topeka is coming out and

14:41

going, if you are fucked, that's Topeka,

14:43

Kansas. And by the way that could

14:45

be a good, it's really not

14:47

a bad way to attract people. It's like

14:49

if you are fucked, if it didn't work

14:51

anywhere else, come here. Did

14:54

you fail in Austin? Come to

14:56

Topeka. Did Miami not pan out?

14:59

Did you not ride the Bitcoin

15:01

wave of Miami to

15:03

Star Island? It didn't work

15:06

out. You don't live next to Jared in Ivanka

15:08

on Indian Creek Island. Come on down to Topeka,

15:10

Kansas, work in a food truck. That's

15:12

nice. You serve a couple of burly lesbians, you

15:14

mention lot is every morning. Come work in a

15:17

food truck. Put the hash brown in the burrito.

15:19

Thank you. Come work in a

15:21

food truck. Learn all about Native American

15:23

fry bread or whatever the fuck they

15:25

serve. Come down to Topeka, Kansas, live

15:27

in hell. And there's nothing

15:29

wrong with that. Come live in hell.

15:32

Come work the front desk at the

15:34

Hilton in Topeka, Kansas. You

15:36

will wish you were back

15:38

in fucking, you know, I don't even

15:40

know where the hell a lot of

15:42

these people could, you'll want to

15:44

go back to Libya. When you

15:46

were standing and working

15:48

in the last remaining pizza hut

15:50

in Topeka, Kansas, serving

15:53

the morbidly obese baseball team

15:55

at the high school, their

15:58

fourth pizza in Topeka, Kansas,

16:00

come on down. Come

16:02

on down to Topeka, Kansas, a

16:04

hollowed out mess hell. And

16:08

I like Kansas. I'm not saying anything bad

16:10

about them, really. I'm just stating

16:12

facts as to what's going on over there.

16:16

Cities with something going on, they can't have all the

16:18

migrants in here. They just don't want it. They don't

16:20

want it. New York's going, we can't do it. Martha's

16:23

Vineyard's like, hey, man, we're on a small island.

16:25

We can't handle this. Topeka, Kansas, go, we don't

16:27

care what you did. We don't

16:29

care what you did in your country. We

16:31

don't get rape, murder, torture, get, come on

16:34

down, work at a food truck, serve this

16:36

burly lesbian, a chili dog, so she can

16:38

go to her fucking shit job working

16:40

for the energy plant with Topeka, Kansas. Come

16:43

down to Topeka, Kansas. Our biggest industry

16:45

was Fred Phelps. He's

16:47

our national celebrity, and our biggest industry was

16:50

the God hates fags church. It was our

16:52

biggest. Come on down to Topeka. By

16:54

the way, this is

16:56

where the migrants should have to go, so

16:58

they will stop coming eventually. They'll go, oh,

17:00

it's bad. They go, no,

17:02

no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It is not good. It's

17:04

not the movie. It

17:07

is not the movies. Have

17:09

the migrants work at this new diaper

17:11

cafe that we're opening in Massachusetts. Have

17:14

the migrants work in the new

17:16

diaper cafe where adults who have

17:18

a diaper fetish, a woman

17:21

is, and by the way, I can't, for

17:23

example, open a restaurant. I've been trying

17:25

for so long, but it's so difficult

17:27

to get a restaurant off the ground.

17:30

Somehow this bitch has opened, and I kid

17:32

you not, a diaper spa. She

17:35

has a diaper spa in a

17:37

tiny New Hampshire town, so I

17:39

can't open a restaurant because of

17:41

red tape and regulation, but this

17:44

bitch somehow can open

17:46

a diaper spa for

17:48

perverts in a tiny little New

17:50

Hampshire town. A

17:53

diaper spa, to those of you who

17:55

don't know, if you're an idiot, and

17:57

you're like some type of prude. An

18:01

ABDL is an adult

18:03

baby diaper lover. Adult baby diaper

18:05

lover. It's a diverse community with

18:07

various individuals and their unique wants

18:09

and needs. The owner said. A

18:12

new spa catering to diaper-wearing adults who

18:15

want to role-play as young children and

18:17

what could go wrong, has

18:19

opened in a small town in New Hampshire, alarming

18:21

some local written... Now, by the way, how cheap

18:24

is it to just open... Maybe that's where I

18:26

should open a... I mean, this bitch can just

18:28

open a diaper. Colony?

18:32

The diaper spa in Atkinson,

18:34

New Hampshire says it

18:37

is an age-play-friendly adult

18:39

diaper spa. I

18:42

love the idea of this being someone's dream. You

18:45

know, like she's like, well, one day, I always

18:48

wanted to hang out my own shingle. Working

18:51

for yourself is the American dream. And

18:54

I believed when I grew up, if I worked

18:56

hard enough and I saved enough money and I

18:58

believed in myself, I could open up a place

19:01

where adults who want to wear diapers and pretend

19:03

to be children could get off. Because

19:06

it is sexual. This is clearly... She's like,

19:08

it's... I'll

19:10

tell you my favorite line in this whole article. It's

19:12

coming up. The spa is

19:14

a safe judgment-free zone. Well, number one,

19:16

of course. Wait

19:20

a minute. Really? The

19:22

diaper spa is judgment-free? Yeah.

19:25

I like how she just has to reiterate that.

19:28

She's like, don't worry. This ain't no country club.

19:30

We're not looking down on anybody here. We're

19:32

all in diapers. It's a

19:35

judgment-free zone. By the way, that's how

19:37

fucking cunty everybody's gotten about everything that

19:39

she has to specify that. This

19:42

isn't one of those upscale

19:44

diaper spas. We're gonna have

19:46

a real laissez-faire

19:49

attitude. This

19:51

is a judgment, a safe and judgment-free

19:53

zone for visitors to pamper themselves with

19:56

snacks, playtime, storytime,

20:00

Nap time cut you take the

20:02

migrants and you

20:04

put them in the diaper spot

20:06

They have to watch adults in

20:09

diapers in New Hampshire Pretend

20:11

to be babies you do this you

20:13

publicize it you but I'm telling you

20:16

right now They will just go

20:18

to Europe just let them

20:20

go to Paris. We have in

20:22

our country And this is a great thing. We

20:25

have the means to solve the

20:27

migrant crisis We have it

20:30

Bring the people in and give them jobs

20:32

at Make them

20:34

go to Topeka, Kansas send them to a little

20:37

town in New Hampshire to do To

20:40

cradle and rock a 45-year-old pervert

20:42

in a diaper do it The

20:46

spas a judgment-free zone and this is

20:49

for people. They're all regular

20:51

adults and They

20:53

want to do playtime storytime nap

20:55

time cuddle time changing time changing

20:57

time let the mic

20:59

please God

21:01

please let

21:04

the migrants have to change a

21:09

37 year old adult

21:13

let make the migrants Change

21:17

the diapers of these people and

21:19

then if the migrants

21:21

stay then then they

21:23

are citizens Oh

21:27

See can you see

21:29

if the migrants? will

21:32

change the diaper of our

21:35

very very very very sick

21:37

people that live here in

21:39

New Hampshire if the Migrants are willing to

21:42

change the diapers of these very

21:44

healthy, but very unhealthy people

21:48

They should get to stay Playtime

21:51

nap time cuddle time changing time

21:53

coloring nursery rhymes and sing-alongs Services

21:58

advertising include, quote, adult

22:01

baby diaper lover, nursery spa care

22:03

at 300 an hour, virtual

22:05

play date to 200 an hour, and an all

22:07

day premiere spa experience for the little one inside

22:09

of you for $15,500. In

22:17

the summer, you can play with your water

22:19

wings and floaties poolside, picnic under a tree

22:21

with your teddy bear, play marbles on

22:23

the patio, or swing on the front porch,

22:25

singing and serve tea to your dollies on

22:28

the porch in the winter. We

22:30

can make snow angels build snowmen, drink hot

22:32

cocoa from beneath clouds of whipped cream and

22:34

sprinkles, and decorate gingerbread men or sugar cookies,

22:37

the spa's website advertises. But

22:40

now think of this, I'm very

22:42

disappointed in these people in New Hampshire. Some

22:45

residents are not happy about this. Can

22:48

you imagine that some residents are

22:50

unhappy about this? Some

22:53

residents are not that happy. It

22:56

has a, there's a, this is a little town that

22:58

has a population of

23:00

about 7,000 people. Mother

23:03

of three, Kayla Gallagher, told the Eagle Tribune that

23:05

she is concerned because the spa is close to

23:07

a children's park and fears that it caters to

23:09

clients with a sexual fetish. What

23:11

do you mean, Kayla? This

23:17

is something that I will never be willing to expose my

23:19

kids to. So now we will no longer be able to

23:21

use that park. Some

23:25

resident, Mike Viglietta, was against the spa

23:27

for similar reasons. Can you imagine telling

23:30

Mike Viglietta about this? What's going on

23:32

over there? There

23:34

are adults in diapers. They're

23:36

running around in diapers over there. They're

23:39

shitting in these diapers. These

23:41

sick fucks. You

23:43

gotta see where I'm living. I'm living in this

23:45

place. They got a diapers. It's a spa. But

23:48

it's for adults who wear these diapers. And

23:51

they shit in them. I kid you not. Vinny,

23:54

I'm telling you, from my hand to

23:56

God, there are people in here that

23:58

are shitting in their diapers. And

24:00

people are cleaning up. These sick fucks go

24:02

in there. Vinnie, they paid

24:04

$300 an hour for this. They put

24:06

on a diaper. They sing them nursery

24:08

rhymes. It's Mike Vigliotta.

24:11

I'm against this. My

24:13

name is Mike Vigliotta. Spot

24:16

owner, Dr. Colleen Murphy. This

24:20

is my favorite. She was all about trauma. This

24:22

is, by the way, this word, trauma, this

24:24

is my favorite one. You

24:27

know, PTSD, trauma.

24:30

Like this is going to be, this

24:32

one is going to be hijacked and used for,

24:37

I mean, you have no idea

24:39

what's coming, by the way, the trauma. It's

24:42

so funny. It's like traumatic. This

24:46

is trauma. You're getting over childhood trauma. It

24:49

helps them process whatever trauma it was. A

24:52

lot of times it's childhood trauma when they were in

24:54

diapers or just getting out of diapers. They want to

24:56

feel that safety that they had before it. Listen

25:01

to this, okay? So

25:05

there are people now that are upset with this. So

25:10

people are angry and they're trying

25:12

to get this shut down. Or maybe it hasn't opened yet.

25:14

They're trying to stop it from opening. Okay?

25:17

So listen to this. This is my favorite one. This

25:20

is my favorite one. Okay? This

25:22

is the woman Murphy who's opening the diaper spa.

25:27

One of the most common misconceptions about

25:29

adult baby diaper lover is the

25:31

association with pedophiles, perverts, and sex offenders. She

25:33

told Fox News, this is not true. And

25:35

this is my favorite line I have read

25:37

in any article so far. She

25:40

goes, and I have never encountered anyone of that

25:42

nature in my work. Really?

25:46

Not one? Not one

25:49

pervert ever. While

25:54

in a diaper, being

25:57

rocked to sleep in your...

26:00

spa you've never encountered one

26:02

pervert not even one guy not even one

26:04

guy in a diaper you thought was sus

26:07

not even one Murphy

26:09

it seems like you might be lying

26:13

I've never even encountered that I don't not in

26:15

my work or research but this

26:17

is a great point I mean it's like

26:19

let's this should be tough number one don't

26:22

shut this down make this bigger make this

26:24

bigger because we got a lot of migrants

26:26

that need work so do not

26:28

shut this down you need this needs to be

26:30

this needs to be the size of like a

26:32

football stadium there'll be enough people to fill it

26:34

don't worry about it you remove the

26:37

stigma get them all in there and the migrants you

26:39

go welcome to America I'll go down there three blocks

26:41

away from where I am in New York City right

26:43

now I will take them right

26:45

here welcome to America welcome to do you

26:48

want to work at a spa and they're going yes yes

26:50

we'll go into a spa good good get

26:52

in the car we go right to the spa and

26:54

it is we tell them what it is

26:56

now they're not gonna understand it because

26:59

it comes from cultures that are not as

27:01

advanced as us with our adult diaper lover

27:03

baby cuddle cuddle you know

27:06

with the rattle we're gonna

27:09

say these are adults because of

27:11

their trauma because of

27:13

their trauma what's your name I know

27:16

these are and I know let me

27:18

explain to you what you'll be doing you're

27:20

going to be changing you diapers oh

27:23

that's good you love children you have a few

27:25

okay yeah and

27:27

as let me just break it down a little bit for

27:29

you because I know you come from a very

27:31

simple culture where people just the

27:34

only people who wear diapers are babies

27:36

right in El Salvador pretty much right

27:39

or or very old people I understand right

27:41

right in it well we've

27:43

got something else going on that's a

27:46

little different but I know you're excited

27:48

to be here and you're a team

27:50

player so we

27:53

just want to let you know that you're

27:55

gonna be serving a very important vital function

27:57

for adults who are processing their

27:59

trauma by wearing diapers and

28:02

shitting in them, okay,

28:04

while you rock them to

28:06

sleep and tell them nursery rhymes. Do

28:08

you know Little Bo Peep? Can

28:11

you imagine that? You just got to America. Can

28:13

you imagine this? You're coming from, like,

28:15

San Pedro Sula in Honduras or something,

28:17

right? You just get to America,

28:19

okay? You're looking at a guy that looks

28:21

like me in a diaper. Who'd

28:24

you shit in it? And you're reading

28:26

him, Little Bo Peep. And

28:37

you're reading him! And

28:39

you're reading him, Little Bo Peep. And

28:42

you got to think to yourself, how

28:44

bad was it? How

28:47

bad was it in

28:49

Venezuela? You start thinking to

28:51

yourself, did I have to eat every day? Maybe

28:54

I was being a little bit ridiculous here, you

28:56

know? Like, maybe that three day a week where

28:58

we ate three days a week was actually fine.

29:01

It's intermittent fasting. I mean, that's all the rage.

29:04

You know, if you're looking at a guy like me in a diaper

29:06

and you're reading me a nursery

29:08

rhyme, and I have a, like, what

29:11

do they call them? The Nookie? What do they call the thing? Oh,

29:13

Binky? Is it called Binky? But what's the real

29:15

name for it? The thing that babies

29:17

have. My godson's over it now. He's three. You don't have

29:19

him anymore at that age. Passify. Passify,

29:22

yeah. So if I have a pacifier

29:24

in my mouth and you're reading

29:26

me, I don't know, what's another one? There's

29:29

Little Bo Peep. What's another? Cat in the

29:31

Hat, like Dr. C. That's not a nursery rhyme.

29:33

Cat in the Hat. That's a Humpty Dumpty.

29:36

You're reading me Humpty Dumpty, and

29:38

I'm there in my diaper, and I've got a

29:40

pacifier in my mouth. And

29:43

I'm looking at you, and you're from

29:46

Venezuela or Honduras or any of these

29:48

places. You got it in your head.

29:51

Can you imagine, like, the

29:53

first call you have

29:55

with your family back home? Like, the

29:57

first call you have, you go, Oh.

30:00

How is America?

30:08

How is America, you go, oh.

30:11

They got real problems here. I

30:15

want to hear little Bo Peep again. They

30:18

go, there are grown men in diapers

30:20

and I have to change them and

30:22

I have to read them nursery rhymes

30:25

and then we have music. And

30:28

what else did it say? It's like you can

30:30

have hot cocoa under the stars. Yeah, there's nap

30:33

time. Nap time. Yeah,

30:35

nap time. What else do we

30:37

got? Nap time. All the different things.

30:39

Anything, making snow angels, hot cocoa, decorate

30:42

gingerbread men. Well, it says you can just, you can

30:44

relieve yourself at will in your diaper too. Oh, well

30:46

that's the point of your diaper. Well that's the point.

30:48

I mean that's, by the way, they don't even have

30:50

to say that. No, they don't

30:53

even have to say that. You're in a diaper.

30:55

You're going, you're going to use the bed. How

30:57

crazy would it be to wear

30:59

a diaper and use the, can you imagine that

31:01

guy who's like, no, I'm into the diaper play,

31:03

but I don't want to take it that far.

31:06

It's like, Phil, will you stop going to the

31:08

bathroom? You're shit in your diaper. Phil,

31:11

it feels like you're not comfortable enough for leaving yourself

31:13

in your diaper. You keep using the bathroom. Yeah, well

31:15

I just, you know, don't like the smell. Phil.

31:19

Phil. I just want

31:21

to see these migrants because you got to prove,

31:23

here's the deal. I'm not

31:25

against the people that come to this country

31:28

for better opportunities and a better life, but

31:31

they have to prove, they

31:33

have to prove it. And

31:35

working at the diaper spa is

31:40

the best way, or living in Topeka. They

31:43

all decide to go to the diaper spa. They go to Topeka for

31:46

five minutes ago. We'll go to the diaper spa. Thank

31:48

you. We'll go to the diaper spa. But

31:50

it's a way to prove, you have to

31:52

prove your loyalty now to live in this

31:54

superpower. And you also got to know

31:56

where we're headed. We're headed to

31:59

an interesting place. where

32:01

everyone's gonna be getting their trauma out

32:05

in different ways and I'm not trying

32:07

to shame anyone

32:09

kink shame what

32:12

happened to feet can you just lick a toe you

32:15

know what I mean like isn't that enough

32:17

for people just lick a

32:20

toe God Jesus what

32:23

about polyamory can we just do that

32:25

just fuck a bunch of different people

32:28

can we at least settle on that can

32:32

I just request it we

32:35

just do that again can

32:38

we stop it licking a toe how

32:41

about that you could you feet you got feet

32:44

you don't need to be in a diaper

32:47

all the time can

32:49

you imagine what's the marriages this

32:51

thing's gonna you

32:54

know the wife says to the husband good you seem really

32:56

tense I think you should go to diaper spa John

33:00

John listen to me John I want you

33:02

to go to diaper spa I

33:04

know that's where you've been going you don't

33:06

have to hide it I think you should go you need

33:09

some time go to diaper

33:11

spa and be

33:13

swaddled you need to be swaddled

33:15

in diaper spa I

33:18

can't I just can't I just wanted to

33:20

see the looks on

33:23

these people's faces from

33:25

El Salvador wherever they're coming North Africa

33:27

Libya the Middle East when they come

33:30

in in their diapers Bob and

33:33

they're wiping the ass of

33:35

a man who looks exactly like me and I just

33:38

look at them and I

33:40

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33:44

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37:49

talent. Can I say that? Can

37:51

I say he's a QAnon believer accused of

37:53

beheading federal worker dad smirks in new mug

37:56

shots as it reveals he waged

37:59

legal war. with the government over

38:01

student loans. Now

38:03

I don't want to get in trouble.

38:07

And we discussed this earlier and I

38:10

don't know what we can do here. I

38:12

just, what can

38:14

happen here? Can anything happen?

38:18

I'm asking you about this visual.

38:22

What can happen now? I

38:25

don't even want to let them know. I don't want to let

38:27

the people at the

38:29

YT. What

38:31

can happen here? Well,

38:33

I mean, they've been, can I just, should

38:36

I have a fake head or, but

38:39

even now I'll get in trouble for that. So

38:42

we're not allowed to play this video at all.

38:45

No. Simply because

38:48

there's a human head in it. I

38:50

feel like YouTube was going to win on this one.

38:54

Like, I feel like it's going to be tough for me

38:56

to even defend this. Most of what they get

38:58

upset at, I find them to be a little

39:00

absurd. But in this case, in this

39:02

rare instance, I will say that

39:05

I do believe some caution perhaps is needed

39:08

because there is a human head in the video and he holds

39:10

it up. We can't play it. We

39:13

can play after it. We can play when he's talking, but

39:15

the first 20 seconds are, are you sure we can do

39:17

that? Um, no.

39:20

I mean, maybe we just all end up bar going to

39:22

him. Yeah. No. No show. No

39:24

show. So we

39:26

can't play any of this, but

39:28

here's my problem. I just, can I,

39:30

from this man's point of view, this

39:34

man goes to the trouble to cut his

39:36

father's head off, which by the way,

39:38

it's not easy. He used two knives, he used a machete

39:40

and then a large steak knife, which by

39:43

the way, a lot of these knives are dull. They're not great.

39:45

I'd love a knife sponsor because I

39:47

do like cutting. Now he

39:50

cuts his dad's head off. Okay. And

39:53

he puts it in a bag and then

39:55

he goes on for about 14 minutes to

39:58

make great points. About

40:02

not all of them, but some. A

40:04

great point about how unaffordable things are,

40:07

you know, he went to all this trouble

40:10

and the idea that we can't play any of

40:12

this what he said, he's

40:14

only 32. He's really given his

40:16

life. He's given

40:19

up his life, you

40:22

know, and we can't, can we read some of

40:24

it? We can

40:26

read like transcripts of what he said,

40:29

yeah. Look at this, America's white male

40:31

meltdown starts with Taylor Swift and ends

40:33

with Justin Mahone, the Philadelphia Inquirer.

40:36

The thing that's interesting about journalists

40:39

now, so I'm going to tell you what's happening

40:41

in journalism, not that

40:43

you care. Journalists

40:48

now for the most part are one

40:50

paycheck away from living on the street. This

40:53

is true. Journalists

40:55

now are, they are, their

40:58

only hope is to go mega

41:00

viral. So they have to

41:02

write these crazy articles like American white male

41:05

meltdown starts with Taylor Swift and ends with

41:07

Justin Mahone, like ends with this guy who

41:09

beheaded his dad. And

41:11

then they just got a very public meltdown

41:13

in MAGA world over the pop star reveals

41:16

a more dangerous, deadly toxicity embedded in our

41:18

society. So they just have

41:20

to conflate all these things. So

41:22

they basically have to be like, if you

41:24

don't like Taylor Swift or

41:26

you criticize her, or you say that

41:29

maybe she shouldn't pick our president, you're

41:32

almost at the phase where you're going

41:34

to start decapitating members

41:36

of your own family and they have to write. Yeah.

41:43

Now, I don't, I don't even know what this guy said. I

41:45

only heard a few of what he said. I shouldn't say he

41:47

made great points. I didn't listen to all 14 minutes. I'm sure

41:49

he said things I don't agree with. But

41:53

the whole thing is I listen

41:55

to like three things, but

41:57

I thought he was kind of doing that RFK thing where he's like.

42:00

They know what they mean, like, Stage Street, Vanguard,

42:02

they're taking all our money! That

42:04

I get, right? So

42:07

I didn't, I thought he was just doing that

42:09

kind of, kind of that populist rhetoric, which I

42:11

can, everyone can get behind. Vanguard, BlackRock,

42:13

I thought it was more like, fuck BlackRock.

42:16

But apparently some of it was racist, I don't

42:18

know. But, so here's what I want. Um...

42:24

Listen to this, right? A white utopia

42:26

is nevertheless a fairy tale that lived on in

42:28

the warped mind of a young man named Justin

42:30

Moone. Retreated into Levittown's

42:32

labyrinth inside his parents' home on Upper

42:34

Orchard Drive, won his 2014 degree

42:37

in Agribusiness Management from Pennsylvania

42:39

State University, only resulted in

42:41

a series of occasional McJobs.

42:45

Call center, well, I mean, I mean, it's

42:47

like these people. Can

42:50

the media, by the way, can the

42:52

media ever not, like, be

42:54

constantly... There's nothing that

42:57

these people, they're

42:59

all almost dead, the media. They're starving,

43:01

they're laying them off left and right,

43:04

they can't do anything. They have a McJob. You

43:07

have a McJob. You writing for

43:10

the Philadelphia Inquirer, that is a

43:12

McJob. So he calls a McJobs,

43:14

he goes, only resulted in a series of occasional

43:16

McJobs. Call centers, cubicle

43:18

farms, a Jersey Mike subway shop.

43:20

So by the way, if you

43:22

work, just to give you an idea of what

43:25

the media, what they think of you, if

43:28

you work at Jersey Mike's and you make

43:30

sandwiches for a living, the media thinks you

43:32

are scum. They think

43:34

you're scum. If you

43:36

work at a call center, they think you're

43:38

scum. And if you work

43:40

at a cubicle farm, whatever that is,

43:42

are you guys a data collector? So

43:46

it's amazing. Over

43:49

that decade, Moan made it clear

43:51

what he blamed for the struggles that kept him living in

43:53

his parents' house in his 30s, affirmative

43:56

action, which he believed meant

43:58

he couldn't succeed. an

44:00

over educated white man. Over

44:02

educated or not, I'm like, well deal

44:04

with this. Moan

44:06

apparently did his own research in an interesting

44:08

online existence. That

44:11

included a failed effort to launch a national militia

44:13

in a YouTube video. In

44:16

his most recent 14 plus minute

44:18

production, Moan ranted against BLM,

44:22

Antifa, invasion

44:24

of immigrants, LGBTQ activists, and

44:27

an overreaching all powerful federal government. So

44:30

here's what, you have schizophrenics are going to

44:32

do crazy things because they are schizophrenics. My

44:35

mother was a schizophrenic. She never

44:37

beheaded anyone, by the way, because I'm not saying

44:39

that mental illness necessarily

44:43

provides a justification for evil behavior. But

44:45

I am saying that when your synapses

44:47

are firing, but they're not quite linking

44:49

up and you don't have control, you

44:52

have a mental deficiency in illness, you

44:55

can get into some bad stuff.

44:58

And this guy was a psychopath

45:00

who cut his father's head off.

45:04

A lot of people are going to do

45:06

things like this. And a lot of them

45:08

are going to do it for a myriad

45:10

of reasons. Some of them are political, social,

45:12

cultural, whatnot. That

45:14

there's going to be these weird manifestos that these

45:16

people write and then people are going to glom

45:19

onto them and say, this one

45:22

proves that if you criticize Black Lives Matter

45:28

and this guy criticized Black Lives Matter, well,

45:30

then you're this guy. You're

45:33

cutting heads off. You just don't know

45:35

it yet. You just don't know it

45:37

yet. This is the

45:39

exact same way they tried to beat Trump

45:41

last time. The

45:44

way to beat Trump was to let Trump beat Trump

45:46

and not go at him, not fight, because when he's

45:48

up against the ropes, he's great. He's

45:50

amazing when he's up against the ropes. He's skilled. But

45:54

towards the end of his term, and then after his term

45:56

ended, he was kind of everybody in his inner circle. They

45:58

were all fighting with each other. And he was kind of, you

46:01

know, his fan base started to kind of desert

46:03

him a little bit. They went a little bit

46:05

to DeSantis. There was certainly more consternation

46:08

in that world than there

46:10

was. When

46:12

you go at him and when you start charging him

46:14

with all these bullshit things, he's able to very easily,

46:16

you know, he gets the

46:19

support of his supporters who

46:21

feel like they're coming to his defense.

46:23

This is obvious, by the way. You

46:25

could explain this all to a seven-year-old.

46:28

The way that they tried to beat Trump last

46:30

time was to basically say everyone who's voting for

46:32

him or who's even thinking of voting for him

46:35

is a neo-Nazi militia member, but

46:37

they don't know it yet. They

46:39

don't know it yet. It's

46:41

not, it's stage one or whatever. It's

46:44

not detectable. They don't know it

46:46

yet. But if we ran

46:48

all the tests, if we did all

46:50

the diagnostics, we would find out that

46:52

they are card-carrying members of the

46:55

American Nazi Party. And that's

46:57

what they tried to do, and they tried to shame people. They

47:00

tried to go, go, aren't you embarrassed? You're a

47:02

Nazi and don't know it? Aren't

47:04

you a shame? You're a Nazi white nationalist.

47:06

You don't even know it. And

47:09

then people go, no, man, I'm really just concerned about

47:11

the border. I think the economy's not great. I

47:14

don't understand 13-year-olds getting, you

47:16

know, permanent medical operations when

47:18

they're confused. You know, maybe they should wait

47:20

until they get a little older to transition

47:23

medically to another gen. No, you're

47:25

a Nazi and you don't know it. And

47:28

people go, I don't know, man, I don't

47:30

think so. And this

47:32

is the tack that they've taken trying

47:35

to defeat him. It's failed. It

47:38

always fails. It always fails. It's,

47:40

you know, he is

47:43

very good at not playing

47:46

their game. See,

47:49

in order to beat someone in a game, they

47:51

have to play it. This is what the media

47:53

doesn't realize. This is what the brilliant people in

47:55

the media who've ran their own business, by the

47:57

way, into the ground. their

48:00

own business into the

48:02

ground, calling people he couldn't.

48:05

He just graduated from the University

48:07

of Pennsylvania, and he only had

48:10

a stint of McJobs. He only

48:12

had a stint of McJobs. Okay,

48:16

so the reality of the

48:18

situation is, in order to be someone in the game,

48:20

they have to play your game, and Trump doesn't really

48:22

play that game. He doesn't play the game, he doesn't

48:24

apologize, he doesn't play the game. The only way that

48:27

it would work is if he were to play

48:29

that game and go, I'm sorry, I didn't really

48:31

mean that, or I use your dududu. He doesn't

48:33

play it. So

48:37

here we go, Philadelphia Inquirer says,

48:39

I keep coming back to something Mone said

48:41

in his beheading video, where he declared that

48:44

the flood of desperate refugees crossing the Rio

48:46

Grande is actually an invasion from third world

48:48

countries. They're coming here with health issues, they're

48:50

uneducated, unemployed, and all they do is commit

48:52

crime on the street. I'm sorry, that

48:54

wasn't the Bucks County beheader. That

48:57

was Republican Lieutenant Governor of Texas,

48:59

Dan Patrick, who was speaking this

49:01

week on Fox News and spouting

49:03

kind of rhetoric that might inspire

49:05

Mone militia. Well, also this week,

49:08

obviously not every immigrant comes across the

49:10

border committing crimes. We know that. But

49:14

by the way, has any politician not been prone

49:16

to overstatement? And I perm, that's all they do.

49:18

That's all they do. This week,

49:20

there's a video, I don't know if you have

49:22

it, or certainly a photo of it, of migrants

49:24

attacking the NYPD. Because

49:27

we don't know who the fuck these people are that

49:29

came into America. I do know that

49:31

they're going to work at the diaper spa. This

49:36

is literally from NYPD. They're

49:39

there and the migrants attacking the

49:42

NYPD. Are we saying that none of

49:44

the migrants will commit any crime? Is

49:46

that the goal here? And I'm not

49:49

trying to agree with the guy who beheaded

49:51

his father. I'm against beheading your parents. Can

49:54

I go on the record? Can

49:57

I go on the record and say that

49:59

I'm against? beheading your parents. I'm

50:02

against it. I'm also against living in

50:05

Levittown, Pennsylvania. I'm against the

50:07

Levittown. If my son made

50:09

that song, play the second

50:11

song we played, not the first. If

50:14

my son made it, so do you know how far away I'd

50:16

want to be from him? If

50:19

I heard this song coming out of

50:21

my son's room, imagine you have a

50:23

kid. You're not my son, my mom,

50:25

because you're the one who goes so

50:27

far out. You hear that one day.

50:29

You're going about your business. You're getting

50:31

cold cuts. You're getting

50:33

cold cuts. What's the Pennsylvania supermarket?

50:36

I don't know. Don't look it up. It doesn't matter.

50:38

The point is, whatever Kroger's,

50:41

Ohio, I think. Here's

50:45

my point. Pennsylvania, you're

50:47

getting the cold cuts out. You know, you get to Turkey,

50:49

you get to crack pepper turkey, Boar's Head. Can you sponsor

50:51

me? I'm going to do it for free. I'm

50:54

going to put it out for free. You get

50:57

to crack pepper turkey after the Boar's Head. You

50:59

get the sliced white American cheese. Don't be

51:02

an animal. Get the white. And

51:05

you put it out. You got some nice wheat, maybe

51:07

some wheat. And then you

51:10

go walk up to your son's room because you

51:12

want to knock on his door because

51:15

you're about to make a sandwich, which will be

51:17

the honey wheat, which is white bread,

51:19

but it's a different color. It's

51:22

the same thing. Wheat bread is fake, but that's neither

51:24

here nor there. You take the honey wheat, you put

51:26

the turkey on it, some white American cheese, some mayonnaise,

51:28

some crack pepper. And maybe if it's the summer, you

51:30

get some sliced tomato. Don't do tomato in the winter

51:32

if it's got the white in the middle. Don't do

51:34

it. And lettuce, number one, is not the

51:37

type of lettuce you're going to buy. Isn't really great for you anyway.

51:39

A rugelik gets stuck in your teeth. And

51:43

the lettuce, when it's on a burger or a sandwich, the

51:45

food just slides off. So stop putting that iceberg

51:47

lettuce on a burger unless you shred it.

51:50

Because if you put a wedge of iceberg lettuce

51:53

on the burger, the whole burger, everything slides off

51:55

the bun. As

51:58

you're making your sandwich, which

52:00

is if you're smart, crack pepper, turkey,

52:03

white American cheese, main haze, wheat,

52:06

bread, and

52:10

who knows, maybe a little avocado, whatever's

52:12

in season, you walk

52:14

up to your son's room because you are

52:17

also on, you put a little potato salad, a little

52:19

macaroni salad as well with that. And

52:22

you've made a nice plate for yourself. And you think,

52:24

you know what, I love my son. I

52:26

love my son. And I, you

52:28

know, he went to Penn State, he worked hard, and now he's

52:30

working at some call center. He's having a rough go of it.

52:34

But I love him so much. I've just made this meal for myself. I'm

52:36

going to give it to him. I'm going to offer it to him and

52:38

I'll make myself another one. I'm going to say, you know what, do

52:41

you want it? And you go and you hear this. By

52:43

Ego. They're silly, silly, it

52:45

may sound silly, silly, but really,

52:47

eyes won or pity, dread them

52:50

both, and won't miss relief. At

52:52

that point, when you hear that,

52:54

you're, you're filled with a, oh,

52:57

there's a coldness in your chest

53:00

because you realize something very bad. You

53:02

don't know what it is, but

53:05

you just, here's what happens when you hear that.

53:07

You walk right back to the, your center island.

53:09

Okay. Your center island with granite,

53:12

still granite, huh? But

53:15

granite. And you

53:17

sit down on your granite center island and

53:19

you eat the sandwich in silence and

53:22

you are really terrified because you know,

53:24

this woman came home and found her husband's headless

53:28

body in the bathroom. And

53:33

by the way, I wouldn't even try this case. I

53:35

would just say, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

53:38

So he's on this show about this guy. This

53:46

guy's kind of like a, he's

53:48

an interesting, he's an interesting,

53:51

he's an interesting,

53:57

he seems kind of like a musical theater

53:59

game. guy like

54:01

that seems what he is no what is

54:03

this like he's that's musical

54:05

theater he's doing like you know

54:07

then it in a silly silly

54:10

coming kill me the CIA runs

54:12

all our cities I mean there's

54:14

something going on here with this

54:16

guy that he but

54:18

no when you hear something like that coming out of

54:21

your son's room was however old 32 you say

54:24

to yourself you go hey man I mean

54:26

this is like fuck this

54:30

is not good and when

54:32

you gotta get you gotta move can

54:35

you play the neighbor the neighbor had a great

54:37

reaction to this because the neighbors basically just like

54:39

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54:43

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55:13

just don't wake up in the morning and think you

55:16

know I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna cut his

55:18

head off give me

55:20

a little something to do today you know I can't

55:23

even believe that that could happen but it

55:26

happened the nearly unspeakable event happened at

55:28

7 p.m. Tuesday when Middletown

55:30

Township Police were called to the 100 block

55:32

of upper Orchard

55:34

Drive in the Levittown section defines

55:36

a victim 68 year old

55:38

Michael moan decapitated in the downstairs

55:41

bedroom according to court documents in

55:43

a nearby bedroom the victim's head

55:45

was found in a clear plastic

55:48

bag set in a cooking pot

55:50

it just makes you

55:52

aware of you know the issues that are

55:54

prevalent in our our society

55:57

and you know it's it's it's

55:59

a horrible tragic incident. Investigators learn

56:01

of a video posted to YouTube

56:04

by the victim's 32-year-old son, Justin,

56:06

in which he rails at the

56:08

federal government and lifts his father's

56:10

severed head to the camera. Tracking

56:13

his cell phone police trace moaned to Fort

56:15

Indiantown Gap nearly two hours away, driving his

56:18

father to the car. One of the worst

56:20

things about this story is that father can't

56:22

retell the story. You know

56:24

how great it would be, the father retelling the story

56:26

is like, my son cut my fucking

56:29

head off. He cut

56:31

my head, my son cut

56:33

my head. I wonder how he did it. I guess he

56:35

killed his dad first. I

56:38

don't want to get too gruesome here, but

56:41

he did it. He

56:43

did it. He decapitated his

56:45

father. He cut his father's head

56:47

off. Can you

56:50

imagine that? I

56:52

was sitting down, somebody today were having coffee

56:55

in Brooklyn. Brooklyn is so severe. Everyone, the

56:57

energy there, everybody is like, these white people.

56:59

This comic, this guy Jeff, really

57:02

funny comedian I started with, he used

57:04

to say that people in Brooklyn all

57:06

act like extras. They all dress like

57:08

extras from The Wire season two, like the

57:10

real dock workers, the car and heart and everything.

57:13

All these people, the type, the strain

57:15

of intellectual

57:18

pursuit in Brooklyn, it's

57:20

all very heavy and

57:22

severe. None

57:25

of these people look like they're having fun and every

57:27

coffee shop has a good sign that says end racism.

57:29

It's like now, now while I'm

57:31

eating my scone. You're just sitting

57:33

there and all these people, they're all reading books or they're on

57:35

their Mac books and they're

57:38

typing away furiously. Everybody

57:40

seems angry and mad. I

57:44

was talking to someone and I was telling them, I haven't

57:46

been around it a bit. I've just

57:48

been on the road a lot and I've lived in LA and

57:51

on and off, Texas, whatever. I spent time

57:53

in Florida, New York, whatever. Even when I'm

57:55

here, I'm not here. I'm here briefly. It's

57:58

just funny because I'm a big fan of the book. I

58:01

forgot how. Severe.

58:04

That. In. In environment could be

58:06

like. N N H you

58:08

seem like one of those places will likely proper

58:10

has his position to will read them down a

58:12

select. That's all They did. all that I still

58:14

had. No one there had a job except putting

58:16

up houses posters in ripping them down as you

58:18

like. that was the that like the Jewish has

58:20

exposed to goes up at the knees. Somebody read,

58:22

sit down. Then. In

58:24

that's what I saw like a was is

58:26

where I was reading about this guy while

58:29

being there. And it

58:31

was. And I was reading about his. Behavior.

58:35

At. It was heroes is very I had

58:38

to take a walk. I'm sorry has he.

58:40

I'm. In this coffee shop at everybody's

58:43

heavy. I'm reading about this guy in

58:45

his allergies seals you know followed us.

58:47

heaviness all over the but the person

58:49

I was with. Was.

58:51

To: I was talking to them about

58:53

this and. They. Were

58:56

like I'm surprised this doesn't have a more off

58:58

it's always someone is has a went what's. What's.

59:03

I just don't understand. I think people really. I.

59:06

Didn't people think that everyone who disagrees with

59:08

them is is is capable of us? And.

59:11

That's the problem we have now said. I

59:13

don't think everyone but I'll say Everly brothers

59:15

severe and a bit annoying. Out

59:17

of the do a beheading people. I

59:19

don't think they're all. Blues. Interesting the

59:21

way they said adroit. I'm surprised this

59:24

doesn't happen. Moral omelet? You surprised? People.

59:26

Don't cut their fathers heads off

59:28

in a bathroom more often. Really?

59:32

I was kind of surprised that this one. I

59:35

was shocked. This: You're telling me

59:37

that you're not surprised. You're like

59:40

your what's surprising to you about

59:42

this. Are. Brooklinen

59:44

Guy. He you're surprised that

59:46

this isn't happening on the get a down

59:49

the jail. Like. Every day

59:51

somebody that hack in their dad head

59:53

off how what kind of world are

59:55

we have we created, That. Some

59:57

of that. Nadia. That story worth.

1:00:00

That had off. Surprise. That

1:00:02

doesn't happen on the our. You.

1:00:04

Go really and other know that's something

1:00:06

people just saying missing. Offer hard

1:00:08

cynical are. Going out

1:00:10

on a man like. I. Understand

1:00:13

a fraction of what he says to the Greeks.

1:00:15

I've said versions of it, but it was really

1:00:17

rooted in this idea. The like. Will.

1:00:20

Yet we lose Pennsylvania and he

1:00:22

he doesn't think you know. He

1:00:25

doesn't believe the things. I believe. all the

1:00:27

all aren't all those people killers, air all

1:00:29

our status don't know it yet. I'm.

1:00:34

And. Then the mtl to people like this guy's

1:00:36

been activated right? That's the other party internet.

1:00:39

I haven't looked into although accuse me of

1:00:41

like a cheap. I. Haven't looked similar.

1:00:45

I haven't looked in. what folks? I don't I

1:00:47

don't know. I don't know. I close the door

1:00:49

and nothing. By the way, The

1:00:52

only thing I'm certain of is a Sandy

1:00:54

Hook happened. And.

1:00:57

Get me. And. Get meal

1:00:59

mumbling his. A moon is.

1:01:02

No. But I always believed it happened. You.

1:01:05

Know I at. The only issue I

1:01:07

had was Sandy Hook is they were

1:01:09

describing it as a as a really

1:01:12

wealthy community another earth that Greenwich. That

1:01:14

was my main issues the classification of.

1:01:18

But. I would

1:01:20

Quick little update on the T G two bathrooms

1:01:22

are they're all getting arrested now. We'll.

1:01:26

Cover: I broke the story. I'm responsible for

1:01:28

the justice happening but I'm not taking credit

1:01:30

for it cause I'm not as I am

1:01:32

Other guy that runs around a goes hey,

1:01:34

look at me, look at all the good

1:01:36

stuff I'd It's bugging me solving murders in

1:01:38

my spare time. L but

1:01:41

I am the person that called. That's a promise

1:01:43

to and attention as many people know that. I

1:01:45

think many people know. And.

1:01:48

I'm. The. Chips are falling

1:01:51

to starting to fall. One.

1:01:54

Of the main suspects, they just put their house up for

1:01:56

read. Supposedly. And.

1:01:59

Then I checked. This Reddit like five minutes a night.

1:02:01

I just read whatever the rabbits as. The.

1:02:03

People on Reddit now have gone completely

1:02:05

insane. The people in the read It

1:02:07

now are like the is to state

1:02:09

college story lines from Breaking Bad on

1:02:12

the read it like guys I don't

1:02:14

I just read it. I think I'm

1:02:16

almost like it's is it but they're

1:02:18

the ones you got anything going So

1:02:20

they are emboldened by the that this

1:02:22

citizen and. Sleuthing.

1:02:25

Activism and everyone cause is

1:02:27

what got. The

1:02:30

Wheels of Justice and Motion. So.

1:02:32

I understand, But then there's people there that

1:02:34

have completely lost their minds in there to

1:02:36

artists as deep as Causes Cartel. It's deep

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as black as like know it's not the

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what are dell. What? folks.

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happening. We've got new merch

1:04:27

being announced, kind of really fun, and then

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we also have a very big European tour

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announcement. UK

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as well. So,

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would you appreciate listening? We're

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on Patreon every week as

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well. Give the country to

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Taylor Swift. Let Taylor Swift be

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the arbiter of justice for this man who beheaded his

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father. He should be presented. He

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should be presented. And

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Taylor Swift should be ahead him in the

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middle of the Super Bowl stadium

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where Travis Kalsy and she should hold his hat

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up and she should go, ahead for ahead. And

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everybody goes nuts because

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why not? Everybody

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loves Taylor Swift. I

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bet they're going to play her music on loop

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in the diaper spa.