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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim

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Dillon show. Joe Biden looked good. He

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did. He looked very good. I

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mean, he's old. We know he's old,

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but whatever he's on, whatever, uh,

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drug that they have him on is working, it

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worked. You

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know, I mean, he was a little overboard

0:18

with like Russia's marching through Europe and I'm

0:21

not commenting on the substance of what he said,

0:23

but the. The

0:25

aesthetic was like, this guy

0:27

came to fucking party. He

0:31

was doing crowd work. He was going

0:33

off script, going

0:36

back and forth with Marjorie Taylor green.

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I didn't know if he was going to be, yeah, he had a couple

0:42

of flubs that were troubling,

0:45

but we're used to them. It's all

0:47

about getting people used to

0:50

the thing. Everybody

0:52

gets used to the thing that the press,

0:54

like, uh, George W.

0:57

Bush also couldn't

0:59

speak and he would make

1:02

up words and then it just became like,

1:04

Oh, it's fun. It's fun.

1:09

You know, so his Biden's thing

1:11

is going to be, you know, every

1:13

now and then he's going to go, you

1:16

know, he's going to stop. He's going to

1:18

look like he's dead. He's going to

1:20

search for a word he could not find. And

1:23

then he'll eventually get it. And you're going

1:25

to be kind of hanging on in that

1:27

moment. There was a few times during the

1:30

state of the union where you were like, it's almost

1:32

done. It's almost over. Come on.

1:34

You got this. You got it. And

1:37

you were hanging onto his word. You

1:39

know, you're like, whoa, what are you going for? Yeah.

1:42

He goes, yeah, you got a plane. We'll go to my

1:44

mind. I'll take it to Moscow. And then

1:46

he goes, well, not Moscow. He goes, but, but

1:48

he goes, maybe Moscow, like he, he

1:50

doubled back. He saved it. So

1:54

that's what's going to end in the debate. I

1:56

mean, whoa, the debates are going to be just

1:59

oof. Like hanging

2:02

on for dear life

2:05

to every word he says, but it's

2:07

made him kind of exciting again. His

2:10

ability to go in and do 90% of it and

2:13

then the other 10%, you're like, how bad

2:16

could this get? How

2:22

off the rails could this get? Kind

2:25

of makes him exciting. And

2:28

you're kind of like, whoa, kind of interesting.

2:32

There was a few times, there were

2:34

a few moments during a largely coherent

2:38

speech. There were a few

2:40

moments when he, it was

2:42

deer in headlights. He

2:46

didn't know where he was going. He

2:48

didn't know why he had arrived

2:51

at where he was. He

2:54

was lost. You

2:57

know, you could see it. You could go, he goes, how

2:59

did I even get here? Forget like

3:01

where I go next. How

3:03

did this happen? You

3:05

know, one of them was when Marjorie Chiller Green was like,

3:07

say her name. And then he

3:09

said the name of the woman killed by the

3:11

illegal. What's her name? Lay, Lay, Lay, Lay, Lincoln,

3:14

Riley. He's

3:17

like, literally Riley killed by

3:19

an illegal. And then he was lost for

3:21

a minute because he was like, fuck. How

3:23

did, how did this happen? Do you have that

3:25

moment? I think so. Yeah. Here, let's see.

3:27

We have that moment because for a

3:30

minute, he's like, how, how am I here? How did

3:32

I get to Lincoln Riley? But

3:37

all in all, a, a, a

3:39

phenomenal job from a guy

3:41

who is a corpse, whatever

3:43

drug, I think it's called the Lazarus drug. I

3:46

think this is a drug

3:48

that they put people on at the

3:51

end when they're

3:53

in like, it's stage four, but they

3:55

still have to be the president. Like

3:57

this is the final. This

4:00

is what they've got. Make no

4:02

mistake, what he is on is the best they

4:04

can do. That

4:07

guy at that podium is,

4:10

you will not get that guy any other

4:14

time. You might get it in

4:16

a debate. Did

4:18

you see when he was having ice

4:20

cream, talking about Israel and Gaza? You're

4:23

not going to get that guy in the ice cream

4:25

shop. You're not getting him in

4:27

the Oval Office when he kind of doesn't know

4:30

what's happening. You're

4:32

getting him very, very rarely.

4:35

That level of energy, that level of

4:38

clarity. Except

4:41

for, again, a few,

4:44

because nothing's perfect.

4:47

No drug is perfect. Let's

4:51

take a look at this. Here

4:53

he goes. Go to the pit. Go to the pit.

4:56

Lincoln Riley, an innocent

4:59

young woman who was

5:01

killed by an illegal.

5:11

Good. He said illegal. That's right.

5:14

But how many thousands of people being killed by illegal? To

5:17

her parents, I say, my heart goes out

5:19

to you having lost children myself. I

5:22

understand. Good. He

5:25

brings it back to him. How good was that? No,

5:27

but that was good. I was shocked.

5:29

I was on the couch going, who the

5:31

fuck is this? Lincoln

5:35

Riley. Then he thinks

5:37

she was killed by an illegal. Everybody's

5:39

like, okay. Then he's

5:41

like, then he brings it back to him. My

5:46

heart goes out to you having lost children myself

5:48

and everyone has to quiet down. But

5:51

then he's kind of now watch. Can we

5:53

watch a little more? Because now

5:55

he kind of doesn't quite know where he is

5:57

right after that moment. Right after that moment.

6:00

after that moment, he's a little

6:02

confused. He's a

6:04

little befuddled. Cause

6:07

you know, you interrupted his flow. He's

6:10

been practicing this speech, you

6:14

know, every single day. And

6:16

they interrupted him. Marjorie Taylor green

6:18

interrupted his flow. And

6:21

then he's like, so

6:24

then the moment after that, he's a

6:26

little all over

6:28

the place. Like he's not, but

6:31

I mean, I was shocked. Not about

6:33

him. It's not about me. I'd

6:36

be a winner. Not

6:38

really. There it is. I see. There

6:41

he goes. Where is he? Where

6:43

is he? What do you

6:45

get? Get the pin, get the pin, get

6:47

the gavel, Morgan and Morgan. Lincoln,

6:51

Lincoln, Riley. That's right. An innocent young

6:53

woman who was killed. They should always

6:55

have things for him. They

6:58

should always have visual aid and

7:00

props for him. By the way,

7:02

my heart goes out to you

7:05

having lost children myself. Picks

7:07

up the dowel. But look,

7:10

if we change the dynamic at the border,

7:13

people pay people, people pay these smugglers, 8,000 bucks

7:15

across the border. Keep

7:17

going. They know if they get by,

7:20

they get by and let into the country.

7:22

We're there. We're almost there. Years before they

7:24

have a hearing. That's correct. And

7:26

it's worth the taking the chance of the 8,000. Yeah,

7:29

we're getting there. Let's start

7:31

to wrap it up. It's only six months,

7:33

six weeks. Whatever. The idea is

7:35

come on in likely that people will pay that

7:37

money. Come back. Come all that way. That's right.

7:39

They'll be able to be kicked out. That's right.

7:42

Okay. So it's, it's

7:45

moments like that. You're on the edge

7:47

of your seat going, where will it

7:49

go? But I

7:51

like the idea of, Hey, he has a pin during

7:54

the debates. Give him visual

7:57

aids. Give him.

8:00

Props let him pick

8:02

something up and remind himself

8:04

of what he's talking about If

8:07

he has to reference somebody who was murdered

8:09

put make a pin for all of the things he

8:11

has to read China should be a

8:13

pin. He picks it up and goes

8:15

China Taiwan Taiwan's a

8:18

pin everything should be a pin.

8:20

I like him with a

8:22

visual aid He likes it.

8:24

He needs it. I want it. I Like

8:27

him going to like a Galagrass

8:29

bag if you will pulling

8:32

out props pulling out things Here

8:35

we go. Take a look at what I

8:37

got. He's got a big map of the

8:39

border He's he gives it to Kamala there.

8:41

You know, he's got a big map. This

8:43

is a good gag It

8:46

also buys him time He

8:49

you know, he's on a delay and

8:52

the drugs are only working so well So

8:55

any type of you know

8:57

prop bag of wacky gadgets

9:00

He can bring out during

9:02

the debate is Absolutely

9:05

essential to keep this

9:07

on track. So I love

9:10

him with this pin. What a

9:12

gift Marjorie Taylor Greene

9:14

gave to him. She didn't even know Look

9:19

at her she's covered in pins Marjorie

9:21

Taylor Greene. She's got every pin

9:24

everybody Everybody who's got

9:26

killed by an illegal alien Marjorie Taylor Greene

9:28

has their face on a pin by

9:31

the way What store is that

9:33

a store I can go to

9:35

in Florida and just buy dead

9:37

people pins that were killed by

9:39

illegal aliens There's got to be

9:41

a store. She's from what the

9:43

Georgia. She's the senator Congresswoman whatever

9:45

who cares Is

9:47

there a store in Georgia where? People

9:50

that have been killed by illegals you can turn

9:52

them into pins. How does this

9:54

work? What a fun carnival? Attraction

9:59

to just be a able to go and go, hey,

10:02

I'd love to put this face on

10:05

a pin. And they go, oh, is that,

10:07

uh, who is that? Is that your

10:09

wife? No, it's a girl who was killed by

10:11

an illegal. Oh, it's

10:15

a fun carnival attraction. Any

10:17

death that you want to politicize in

10:20

this country, there should be

10:22

a place for you to go,

10:24

whether it's a kid who got shot

10:26

at Sandy Hook or this poor woman

10:28

who was killed by an illegal, you

10:31

should be able to make them into

10:33

a snow globe, a

10:35

lava lamp, a pin. You

10:38

should be able, if you, if you, you

10:40

know, maybe you, I mean, really you could

10:42

do everything in this store. You could have

10:44

like, uh, you know, the, uh, targets, you

10:46

can make people's faces targets if you don't

10:49

like, but no dead

10:51

people whose deaths you want

10:53

to use as political pawns,

10:56

you should be able to make them

10:58

into trinkets. And things

11:00

to hand out key chains. If,

11:02

if an illegal immigrant kills me,

11:04

please make me into a key

11:07

chain. Please for the

11:09

love of God, make me into a key

11:11

chain and hand me out to

11:13

these, uh, you know, uh, whoever these are,

11:15

these turning point USA people, what else, who's

11:18

ever excited to go to these conventions, make

11:20

me a key chain, make me a nerf,

11:22

maybe shoot little Tim Dylan balls out of

11:24

a nerf gun, figure out

11:26

a way where I can live on

11:29

through a kind of a really

11:32

schlocky, you know, um,

11:36

Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick.

11:40

Very interesting to just have the pins of dead

11:42

people. Do you think Marjorie Taylor Greene puts any

11:44

of the pins of the kids who've been shot

11:46

in school shootings on? Probably

11:49

not. Right. And

11:51

then the Democrats, cause the Democrats have all those

11:53

pins of pins of all the black people who've

11:55

been killed by the police and the school shooting

11:57

people. And then the Republicans have the pins.

12:00

all the fetuses that have been killed. I mean, that's,

12:02

you got to just do one pin per whatever,

12:04

10 million fetuses, right? That these whores

12:07

have flushed down the toilet in

12:09

their part, in what they believe. So

12:12

it's just gotta be pin to pin to pin. And

12:14

I'm all for it, man. I

12:17

like this idea of

12:19

tur- because we know

12:21

in America that unfortunately people are

12:23

going to die in ways that

12:25

we are going to then politicize.

12:27

This is just what happens. Say

12:30

her name! So

12:33

what we have to do is find

12:35

a way to make those people into,

12:37

you know, fun

12:40

souvenirs. Become

12:44

a souvenir. Die

12:46

in a political way. Become

12:48

a souvenir. Be

12:51

handed out during a convention. Become a

12:53

pin. Why not? Why

12:57

not? I want

12:59

to thank the good people

13:01

of Arizona,

13:04

and I want to say you're welcome. I

13:07

want to thank them because with very little

13:09

resources, very little, the

13:12

citizens of Gilbert, Arizona were

13:15

able to push the

13:18

police to arrest

13:21

seven people in the murder

13:24

of this kid Preston Lord that we

13:26

talked about on this show. And

13:29

I want to tell the citizens of Arizona, I want

13:32

to say that you are welcome.

13:37

I don't need a pat on the

13:39

back. I don't need- but let's be

13:42

very clear. This

13:46

is me. I did this. Let's

13:49

be very clear about this. I

13:52

sounded the alarm bell nationally

13:56

for this. That's

13:58

what happened. I don't need

14:01

someone to come over and call me a hero

14:04

or write an article about me or make

14:06

a documentary about me or

14:09

say that, you

14:12

know, they're amazed at how how

14:15

much of a humanitarian I am. I don't need

14:17

to stand on a stage with an award. But

14:19

let's be very honest. I

14:23

was the one pushing this story. And

14:25

yes, because it is because I want to make

14:27

a film about it. Partially,

14:30

only partially. I

14:32

also want justice. But

14:35

I was the one. And

14:38

people said to me, why do you care

14:40

about this story? Why does it matter to you? I'll tell you

14:42

why. I'll tell you exactly

14:44

why. And I'm glad you asked. I'm

14:49

a capitalist and I believe. In

14:54

things I believe I have virtues

14:56

that I believe in. When

15:00

I heard. That

15:03

these low rent. Tybo

15:07

gym owning people or

15:09

whatever. We're

15:12

trying to cover up a murder of a

15:14

kid. I'm like, you don't

15:16

get to do that because you

15:18

sling smoothies in

15:20

the desert. Dummy. You

15:23

only get to do that

15:26

if you're a real blue

15:28

blood elite. You

15:31

want to drive off a bridge with a chick

15:34

in your car. Your name better be Kennedy. You

15:36

want to go AWOL on the Vietnam war. And

15:38

then when people find out all

15:41

of the, all of the buildings that house

15:43

the documents that they can prove that it

15:45

ends up going on fire, your name better

15:47

be Bush. If

15:50

you are not elite, I do not want you covering up

15:52

murders because I believe in the country I live in. Do

15:55

you understand that? Or Do I

15:57

have to explain that? It

16:00

again till. I. Will not

16:02

let the final. Days of

16:04

this country. Okay,

16:07

Ah is the end stage of

16:09

this amparo another the history of

16:12

this be written by people that

16:14

own. Smoothie.

16:16

Cafes in Arizona. You

16:18

will not. You.

16:20

Will not be getting your kid out

16:23

of trouble. They will go to jail.

16:25

They will go to. Sell.

16:28

Know. A new saline. We. Made

16:30

this and will hold Mormon conspiracy. That.

16:33

Wasn't true. That.

16:35

Wasn't true. But. It

16:37

took the eat off the jews. Now.

16:41

So. Never questioned my motives.

16:43

You understand. Everybody's.

16:46

Like weight or the Mormons covering up a

16:48

murderer in Arizona and then just you know.

16:51

Stadiums of Palestinians As. I.

16:55

Didn't intend at that wasn't my intention.

16:57

Is. What Happened? But.

17:00

Same ours was good Point: Israel calls them

17:02

all Source: What I think is nice. Israel.

17:04

Actually cause the phone of this every

17:07

Palestinians are going to kill. This is

17:09

actually true. Many people don't notice, they

17:11

call them up and they're like hey,

17:14

What's. Up. We're.

17:18

Done the bomb you too soon

17:20

and it's a nice I like

17:22

that I like I thought of

17:24

I thought they weren't doing but

17:26

they do. They call the taxed.

17:30

They. Send just a couple of. Fire. Images

17:32

Watch out. Couple

17:34

fires. Motorists nice. It gives

17:36

peep it's respectful. But.

17:39

It's all. this is. The reason that

17:42

I got so invested in this case

17:44

is because Number One. Injustice

17:46

everywhere. reserve. You know, whatever that

17:49

is that, the threats of violence

17:51

and what a Doctor James aired

17:53

Shakespeare. Ride

17:55

the cops but whenever there's a copy, the

17:57

guys here's my point. My. Point is.

18:01

Even these rat people that live in

18:03

the sand. hell, the sand pit where

18:05

they think they must. They don't deserve

18:07

to be good old. You.

18:09

Know what I mean. Some.

18:12

Reason I got var was because

18:14

I saw that they were there

18:16

was not a national figure leading

18:19

this movements. Trying.

18:21

To hold these people accountable Visa

18:24

goons. Kids is white kids. Why

18:26

Demon Devil kids? Is

18:31

no one was this part of the so we're

18:33

on Crusading. I prefer the

18:36

imprisonment of white children there's

18:38

no one does. Somehow they

18:40

skip this part. And.

18:42

They're only listen stood to the

18:44

parts. worth some. accidentally I say

18:46

something glaring We races. Because.

18:49

I had a bad experience in a. Tropical.

18:52

Cafe or something. I'm holding someone's gonna

18:54

be held accountable. That does it look

18:56

like me. But. The

18:58

point is. No. One was

19:01

I Want These kids. I was

19:03

disappointed that they're not gone for

19:05

the death penalty because I think

19:07

it's funny. I love a good

19:09

bit. And you know

19:11

these kids are in the school there

19:13

seventeen eighteen. But they're adults. That's the

19:16

line. I.

19:18

Say so. I'm. If

19:20

you can convict them. Kill Them.

19:25

Blippy. Followed up with this as well. Get.

19:29

Renters that's the kid. Can I say their name

19:31

out? They sue me. I'll sue you back of

19:33

we I mean we can be by the his

19:36

name's and public record. Yeah if you sue me

19:38

you have no idea when I will do. I.

19:40

Don't have a family. You have a family.

19:43

I doubt Yes, your family's junkies and murderers.

19:45

but I don't even have those so you

19:47

have no idea what I will do. I

19:49

owe all of my money is reserved for

19:52

these things. By.

19:54

The way look at a judge in his case please

19:56

is Arizona even a real stay give you look at

19:58

his drugs can. You look ten your clothes. What

20:01

is going on here? With.

20:03

The fucking mustache of this Judge.

20:06

Lot of the goons. He's.

20:08

On the inside. I

20:12

was this arraignment today. And

20:14

I was. I moved to as judge and I'm like

20:17

is this even a person. We.

20:19

Don't have a bottle was a Z Central.

20:22

Take. A look at this. Look.

20:25

At his judges. Handlebar

20:27

mustache. And his

20:29

black rimmed glasses. May

20:32

I get you a seated Big

20:34

terrific in Williamsburg Services. Jenny

20:37

Slate is absent, tim Dylan and leaves

20:39

the trigger will be on this evening.

20:43

But. That's what you get. Let.

20:49

Me Tell you what needs to be done. Get

20:51

Runners Attorney A Proceeds No fucking job. I

20:56

also, by the way. I.

21:00

Mean none of these people know how to the at

21:02

you know any mean look good on. This

21:05

is it. Really the state where people not

21:07

address the says be honest. The.

21:09

Used to be cowboy is like a freak

21:11

show over there was be as be very

21:13

ah I know. Oh Tim you were fucking

21:16

set up. I'm not saying on the thing.

21:18

But. I'm saying let's be very honest. Okay

21:20

we got. this is Doria who grew up

21:23

here. So this woman is now. but by

21:25

the way the guy who's behind her is

21:27

a real criminals who just as the was

21:29

I looked him up. I love his people.

21:32

Is a real criminal by like him? You need

21:34

a good criminal cause he'll go plant evidence and

21:36

stuff you need that he's real criminal and they

21:39

probably have something on in this family. Who.

21:41

Are Not. Completely I

21:43

haven't. I haven't

21:46

completely. Even though I am interested

21:48

in justice, I haven't decided that

21:50

I wouldn't work for this family.

21:53

In. A few, you know what a me like

21:55

hot like? I haven't written them off. Your.

21:59

name him DMs are

22:01

open. That's my attitude on them. Because

22:03

I don't know everything that's going on here. This

22:07

bitch is good. What's her name? Christine

22:11

Whelan. Christine Whelan. Now

22:13

here's the deal. She

22:15

might get these fuckers off for

22:17

this one of them. Talon Talon,

22:19

there's two Talons. Talon Talon. Talon

22:21

Talon, they have all these weird

22:23

names. They're trash! They have dumb

22:26

names! The point

22:28

is this, they're garbage. They're horned

22:30

fucking, you know, spiny

22:32

toad. I mean, this is a nightmare this

22:34

place. Of course, not Paradise Valley. Scottsdale,

22:38

Paradise Valley. Many friends, many friends. The

22:41

point is, this woman could get... So here's

22:43

the deal. Here's the real... I

22:46

need to try the case. I

22:48

need to try the case. If you bring

22:50

in a lawyer, a DA to try

22:52

this case, you may lose. This bitch is good.

22:55

I'm better. Okay? The

22:58

jury pool in Arizona will

23:00

have a reading level of second grade.

23:03

Do you understand? The average

23:05

reading level in America is fourth to fifth

23:07

grade. The reading level in

23:10

the Arizona jury pool will be

23:12

second grade. Okay? On

23:14

average. Which means some of the

23:16

jury will be reading at the level of a

23:18

kindergartner. Where it will be

23:21

words and then the majority is pictures. Okay?

23:23

Like my godson is three. Monkey. He

23:25

goes, oh, ah, ah, ah. You're

23:28

not... It's just what you're dealing with. I

23:31

know how to get their attention with

23:33

loud outfits and big

23:36

sunglasses and big pops. They're

23:38

not going to care about the facts of the case. If

23:41

you think these

23:43

jury members are going to care

23:45

or even listen to the

23:47

facts of this case. You

23:50

got to find people dumb enough to not have an opinion

23:52

on this, by the way. This

23:54

is the only news coming out of that state. Literally

23:57

it. So you got

23:59

to find people that are... So dumb that they don't have

24:01

a strong opinion on this, you know, or

24:04

at least lie. I'm

24:06

telling you, you make me, you

24:12

make me the prosecuting

24:14

attorney. I'm

24:17

telling you right now, I deliver a conviction. I

24:20

deliver a conviction because

24:24

I will put on a show. You have to

24:26

put on a show. And

24:31

this is not to disparage the residents of

24:34

Arizona at all, but you're really, really stupid.

24:39

And I'm not saying that

24:41

in a negative way. I've

24:44

observed that. Now

24:48

because of that, there are

24:50

ways that information needs to be presented

24:52

to you. I'm

24:54

not above doing a freestyle rap for

24:57

an opening statement. Do you

24:59

understand? I'm not above

25:01

that being like, you think you're a goon,

25:04

leave the fucking room. You

25:06

know, he killed that kid, you know what I

25:08

mean? But he

25:10

got a picture with kind of a very colorful

25:12

hoodie with a kind of the 80s boombox. You

25:15

know, kind of really put the work in, put the

25:17

effort into it. He killed that kid. They stomped out

25:19

his head. His parents tried to cover it up because

25:21

they think they got bread, but they ain't got bread.

25:24

Listen to what I said. Like it's

25:26

got to be rhyme. I'm telling you, it's

25:28

an Arizona jury box. It's a

25:31

bunch of lizards. It's got to be

25:33

rhyme. It's got to be. Am

25:35

I above you think I'm not coming out with

25:37

a smoke machine for my closing statement? You're out

25:39

of your mind. First of all,

25:41

it happened on Halloween. There's a Halloween party where this

25:43

kid get killed. Unfortunately, an R.I.P. to the kid, I

25:46

prayed there is a heaven and a God. I always

25:48

have. And

25:51

I think there kind of is maybe. I get more religious as

25:53

they get older. I don't know what that means, but I'm

25:56

either getting more cracked or more incorrect and no one

25:58

will know and no one can call me. on it.

26:00

The point is this, I

26:03

would have everyone come in a Halloween costume

26:06

for the summation, the closing statement.

26:08

And even though that would seem

26:11

very, very counterproductive and

26:13

it would lose me, a lot of

26:15

the people who think it's a very

26:17

heinous and disrespectful thing to do, people

26:21

like dressing up legit.

26:25

You understand? So if I'm

26:28

going to recreate what happened at

26:30

a Halloween party, I'm going to

26:32

ask the jury and the members to

26:34

everyone wear a costume. Okay?

26:38

Now this is unor- people just say to

26:41

me, this is unorthodox, play Rachel Mitchell this

26:43

little goblin bitch, yelling

26:45

at everyone on the redits and

26:47

saying that it's wrong that we're circulating unsubstantiated

26:51

conspiracy theories. Bitch, I don't get to check,

26:53

were you going to check? I

26:57

said, you know, and I

26:59

read these redits, I don't really post on them because

27:01

I don't really know enough about Arizona to say anything,

27:04

you know, other than it's a whole. I

27:09

love this sort of water, aquapada, sponsor

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the show. No, play

27:14

the press conference she had where she announced

27:17

the indictments and then she told, she

27:19

yelled at the community for

27:21

going on Reddit and trying to solve

27:23

the fucking crime. Now

27:26

here's what happened- yes, were some

27:28

members of the community wrong? Did

27:31

they impugn the credibility of

27:33

the investigation to a degree? Sure,

27:36

did they launch

27:39

unprovoked accusations at members

27:41

of the community's children?

27:44

Yes, did they fuck

27:46

up things to a degree?

27:48

Yes, but everything,

27:51

you know, it was the inertia

27:55

that moved this case forward, was

27:57

the community. demanding

28:00

they do something because the

28:03

Gilbert police have done nothing

28:05

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28:07

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I have respect for this woman,

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say them in jest about

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Arizona, but here's the deal and

31:00

this is why I respect them, okay? This

31:04

woman is no joke. This

31:06

Rachel Mitchell who's doing a handling

31:09

this. I respect

31:11

that they have, they got the

31:13

penguin up here doing

31:16

this. Rachel Mitchell, please. I

31:23

want to cover up a microphone. Am

31:25

I okay here? Sound

31:29

wise? Good evening everyone. Today a

31:31

grand jury has indicted

31:33

four people in the murder of

31:35

Preston Lourdes and

31:37

before I discuss the details of these

31:40

indictments, let me remind you

31:43

that we are talking about the death of

31:45

a 16 year old boy. As

31:49

I have said in the past, I have spoken with

31:51

his family and

31:53

they are in agony. The

31:55

loss of a child is unimaginable for most

31:58

of us, but to our own. livid

32:00

is a whole new level of

32:02

horror. I

32:05

do want to say this to

32:07

all of those who have continued to

32:09

post innumerable unfounded

32:14

ill-informed theories on social

32:16

media. How dare you? I

32:18

hope you will pause and consider

32:21

and evaluate the effect that you may

32:24

have had on this family. Gave

32:26

them hope. Gave them hope penguin. Because

32:29

now you are about to see the

32:31

crucial steps of the real legal process

32:33

at work. This has

32:36

taken months, but not because no

32:38

one was working on it. Quite the time sharing. Because

32:40

we had to find the ring and then bring it to Mount Doom.

32:42

I don't see more about that in the moment. Alright, get her out

32:44

of here. I'm just saying, get

32:46

her out of here Rachel Mitchell. We want the

32:48

kids convicted, I want them given the death penalty.

32:50

Okay? I'm

32:53

just saying that's not going to be easy to do, but I

32:55

would like it to happen. I

32:58

want it to happen. And I want to be the one to

33:01

try the case and then also to kill all of them.

33:06

Wall Street Journal is now profiling

33:08

a man who is super commuting

33:10

from Ohio to New York City

33:12

every week. He doesn't live in New

33:14

York, but

33:17

he basically said to himself, hey, what am I really

33:19

going to do? Let's

33:23

watch this because this is a good, this seems

33:25

like a good life. New York to

33:27

get to the office on time. I set my alarm in

33:29

Columbus for 4 15 a.m. and then hustle to the airport

33:31

for a 6 a.m. flight. If everything goes to plan, I

33:33

should make it to the office by 9 a.m. I moved

33:35

out of the city during the pandemic to be closer to

33:38

family. And when it came time to return to the office

33:40

in 2022, I was quite one

33:42

in return. There were no good apartments within my budget

33:44

and I liked Ohio because it meant walks with my

33:46

sister and short drives to my parents. So for doing

33:48

some math, I thought I could keep my living expenses.

33:51

Super commuting plus an apartment in Ohio at around thirty

33:53

two hundred dollars a month or about the price of

33:55

a nice New York studio. I've used points and

33:57

miles to book flights and hotels, but

33:59

ultimately. I ended up going over budget by

34:01

15% and relying on the kindness of friends who let me

34:03

house it in the city. I've been doing this trip once a

34:06

week for over a year. Can you imagine getting that

34:08

call that that guy wants to house it again? Like,

34:15

first of all, he's a serial killer. He's

34:18

living in Ohio so he can go on walks

34:20

with his sister. What

34:22

does that mean? He's a killer.

34:24

The guy's a killer. He seems like a

34:26

murderer. I live in

34:28

Ohio. It's nicer. It means walks with my

34:31

sister. Play

34:33

the rest of it. But I'm not sure

34:35

how much longer I can keep this up, but for

34:37

now, I just made it into our office. It's 951.

34:39

It's time to start the workday. Yeah,

34:48

I don't, you know, I, I, I, I, okay.

34:53

It's like, yeah, great. People

34:56

commute all the time. The

35:00

majority of people's life is commuting. That's

35:02

the majority of what people do. That's

35:05

really what it is. That's why people listen

35:07

to this show and other shows because people

35:09

are always commuting. They're always going from one

35:11

place. They don't

35:13

want to be home to another place. They don't want to

35:15

be work. And yeah,

35:18

good for him. I mean, listen, if

35:22

he enjoys, and

35:24

I'm sure he doesn't, but

35:26

if he finds this is a

35:28

financial financially feasible thing, then

35:30

do it. Do

35:33

it. Who

35:35

cares? I'm

35:37

sick of judging people's lives, you

35:39

know? The other

35:41

way to do it on, uh, is

35:43

being a forever renter. Somebody is

35:46

saying, the average age of a

35:48

renter now is 33 years old. It was 29 a

35:50

decade ago. Owning

35:52

stuff ain't for everyone. I mean, I think you should,

35:55

uh, it should be the goal, but it's not for everybody.

35:57

So. There's

36:02

a lot of people that don't want to buy houses, it's

36:04

very difficult. They don't have

36:06

the money and they might

36:08

not want the responsibility to buy fucking

36:10

houses. So

36:12

what they do is they rent houses. Here's

36:17

the deal. The

36:19

real estate expert said that a portion

36:21

of forever renters are of the higher

36:23

end demographic and have an

36:26

eye for apartments with large scale

36:28

rooms, sophisticated aesthetics and kid friendly

36:30

amenities. So basically they're

36:32

like, listen, we just, we don't want to

36:34

buy. That's

36:36

not where we want our money. We don't

36:38

care. We'd rather

36:41

rent. You

36:43

know, if

36:46

you rent, you just always are,

36:48

you know,

36:50

you don't have that security. Somebody can

36:52

always raise the price on

36:56

you. You know, somebody

36:58

could always come in there and go, hey, I

37:01

mean, this just happens to friends of mine who live in Brooklyn. They live

37:03

in these little dumps, you

37:06

know, these things you'd never want to live

37:08

in your life. You would never want to live in these

37:10

places. You would never

37:12

want to live in these places. But every

37:15

year they have to pay like $800

37:17

more a year for these apartments

37:21

because the real estate market in New York is

37:23

psychotic. You would never want

37:26

to live in these places. But

37:29

every year they day just go fuck it. I got to

37:31

do it. They have no

37:33

other option. That's the thing. If

37:35

you don't have any other option, you

37:38

know, then you just have to kind of – I

37:41

think a lot of people are over real estate anyway. As

37:44

a – you know, people

37:47

understood – like, you know, when the

37:49

Boomers got it and

37:51

then they went on that amazing ride with it, nothing appreciated

37:53

more than real estate. And then very few things do, right?

37:55

I mean, if you have a great run in the stock

37:57

market, you can, but real estate is still a very good

37:59

option. investment, but I think younger people

38:02

don't look at it as glamorously

38:05

because a lot of them saw their

38:07

parents get divorced and

38:09

fight over a house or

38:12

they just remember a house

38:15

is a place where somebody out of a Halloween party

38:17

and everybody killed a kid in Arizona.

38:21

It's not always all

38:24

amazing the memories that people have

38:26

in these homes, and I'm sure they never were. Most

38:31

apartment buildings, especially over the last 10 years,

38:33

have been targeting a 27-year-old and

38:35

they have orange doodads as the

38:37

design theme. I don't know what that means.

38:42

We have a mid-Atlantic focused portfolio. Our average

38:44

renter 10 years goes 29. Today it's 33.

38:48

Soon it'll be 70. Soon

38:50

people will live longer and they will just

38:52

rent and they will not buy

38:56

a home. Because

38:59

everything is so out of control in terms

39:02

of money, I

39:05

talked about it on the show, outside

39:07

of forcibly evicting boomers from their houses

39:10

and putting them in mental institutions and

39:12

then putting those houses on the market. I

39:15

don't know what else you can do. Truly,

39:17

I don't know what else you can do. They

39:19

won't stop or retire. It doesn't

39:21

seem to be happening. They

39:24

certainly don't want to sell until you're just going to have

39:26

to deal with the apartment. Until

39:30

you regroup, until Bitcoin's

39:33

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39:35

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39:38

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41:01

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41:07

of like you did it. If you're

41:09

a homeless guy, right? Like here's the two ways you

41:11

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41:14

like Ken Griffin, you're the CEO

41:16

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41:20

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41:57

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42:00

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42:08

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42:17

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a homeless guy in San Francisco eating ice cream. And

42:21

you know if you work there, you can't say anything to them when they take

42:24

the ice cream. You can't say anything.

42:26

You go, okay. You go,

42:28

cool. Like

42:31

the best case, you go, hey, that's all

42:34

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42:51

You know? And that's the only thing you can say if

42:53

you work in salt and straw. Because

42:56

somebody comes in there, they grab the ice

42:58

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43:01

doesn't everyone steal it? You

43:04

know what I mean? That's the real question. It'd

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43:10

if homeless people just stopped doing fender and

43:12

all and they all started stealing ice cream

43:14

from salt and straw and they were all

43:17

just 500 pounds. Just

43:19

going there and taking ice cream. I

43:22

love the idea of that, that homeless

43:24

people in between other things are just

43:26

going in there and lifting ice cream. Salt

43:29

and Straw is a Portland company. This

43:32

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43:34

people free ice cream. Just

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do it. I know the Republicans will get mad

43:38

at that. Who cares? You've

43:41

made homelessness, you know,

43:44

already like a thing that people are going to do

43:46

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43:48

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43:58

for cones? You

44:00

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44:02

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44:04

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don't think that's a bad idea. You

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44:28

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44:30

avocado ice cream. The homeless

44:32

are like, fuck you. I want cookie dough or I

44:34

want brownie. I want something I

44:36

understand. I'm homeless. They're

44:39

like, would you like to try a new burnt fig? They're like, hey,

44:41

hey, hey, hey. I shit

44:43

in the street. You understand?

44:46

Give me something real. I

44:49

want a brownie or I want cookie dough. You

44:51

can't do that. You

44:53

can't do that. Run that bullshit on me

44:55

that you run on people that live in

44:57

houses. Okay.

45:01

I want something real. We

45:03

have like an amazing. It's actually a rose

45:06

flavored. Hey, would

45:08

you like to try it? No, no, no. I'd

45:11

like to steal the brownie one. I'm

45:14

going to steal the brownie one and I'm going to leave. That's what I'm

45:16

going to do. I'm

45:18

going to eat it very. They probably eat it close to. That's

45:20

what I like. They're not lead it

45:22

outside. I'm going to sit there. I'm going to eat it. What are you

45:25

going to do? You imagine calling the

45:27

cops in San Francisco. Can you imagine how low on

45:29

the list of priorities that is? Hi,

45:31

Sarah from Salt and Straw.

45:34

Well, there's a homeless guy and he

45:36

just came in here and he just

45:38

stole a pint of cookie dough. They're

45:42

like, all right. Well, if we, if we

45:44

say, um, well, uh,

45:47

we'll straighten that out. We're on

45:49

our way. We're on

45:52

our way, Sarah. Right

45:54

after we deal with this, a bus

45:56

station that's being burned down, we'll get

45:59

on the. homeless people who stole that

46:01

pint of pistachio ice cream

46:03

from Salt and Straw. Right after

46:06

this family of tourists, we're going to try to

46:08

free them from this elevator they've

46:11

been barricaded in. But after

46:13

that, we're going to get right on the

46:16

cookies and creamed gate. This

46:21

last article here, it says the golden age of the American Jew

46:23

is ending. I'm not even going to talk about that. That's just

46:25

an actual article. And I mean, I'm not even, how am I

46:27

going to, what am I going to do here? I

46:30

don't think it is. I don't think it is. I

46:33

got a lot of golden Jews around me,

46:35

baby, except my agent and manager who are

46:37

both somehow Gentiles. Maybe

46:41

that's a lesson learned, right, from me? Well,

46:48

anyway, typicalcomedy.com, if you want to see any

46:52

live dates from going to Royal Albert Hall in London. I mean,

46:54

what are you, nuts? If

46:56

you don't live in London, I'd fly there. We've

46:58

got so many dates in Europe. I mean, Royal

47:01

Albert Hall is really the exciting

47:03

and impressive venue. Saturday

47:08

night, come on down to Fantasy Springs Resort

47:10

over in India, if you can. Stand

47:14

up live, Phoenix, Arizona. I've said nothing but good

47:16

things. In

47:18

Belfast, Manchester, Glasgow, Amsterdam,

47:24

London, Copenhagen, Helsinki, Stockholm, two

47:26

shows in Dublin and San

47:28

Jose, Port Chester,

47:31

New York, Atlantic City, New Jersey. But yeah,

47:33

Royal Albert Hall in London, very exciting about

47:35

doing that. Let's

47:38

hope that the Gilbert Goons

47:40

get their comeuppance. Let's hope

47:43

that they are, in all

47:45

seriousness, I hope they go to jail. I hope

47:47

they are in trouble because I hope there's

47:50

justice for this kid, right? I

47:53

mean, there

47:55

is nothing that we can do

47:57

here. except

48:01

watch and wait and

48:03

potentially have me get involved as

48:07

somebody who tries a case. It

48:09

would be a good idea though. I

48:11

get up and I'm like, ladies

48:13

and gentlemen of the jury, many

48:16

of you are surprised to see me here. They're

48:18

all going, who are you? I go, cut it

48:20

out. The

48:22

reality is I have given up for

48:25

a week or so a very lucrative

48:27

job as a podcaster. You prerecorded. To

48:30

come here and to

48:33

talk about this situation because

48:36

I feel like it needs to be done.

48:44

The facts, we're

48:46

going to lay all out. We're going to lay out all the

48:48

facts, but I'll tell you right now that ain't

48:50

where this lives. You

48:53

know it and I know it. You're

48:55

from Arizona. The facts are not going to decide

48:57

this case. You know it and I know it.

49:00

Let's get real. You won't even pay attention to the

49:02

facts for more than three minutes. So

49:04

what I promise to do for you is

49:09

paint a picture, a

49:11

new one every day so you don't forget of why

49:14

this guy needs to fry. Fry,

49:16

fry. You don't even have that anymore.

49:19

You got lethal injection, but these kids need

49:21

to fry. We don't kill children in

49:23

an organized way anymore in this country

49:26

and we're worse off for it. Yes

49:29

or yes. This is when the jury started

49:31

to get them. When we used to kill

49:33

children and other children knew we were killing

49:36

these children, those children knew how to act,

49:38

right? Children don't know

49:40

how to act. Yes or yes. Hopefully an

49:42

old black woman starts nodding her head. We

49:44

used to beat these motherfuckers with spoons,

49:46

beat them, hit them, but we

49:49

don't do that anymore because of

49:51

the communists making them trannies of

49:53

the schools. Now the whole

49:56

crowd's clapping. The whole jury's got the

49:58

judges like, I order you to sit down. And I

50:00

go, and I will steal a little bit. I'll

50:02

go, you're out of order. I'm out of order.

50:04

This whole courtroom's out of order, right? And

50:07

then I bring in strippers. Now, there's two Arizona

50:09

strippers flanking me with

50:11

kind of very tasteful shirts of this

50:13

gentleman who's sadly lost his life. And

50:16

they have these tasteful shirts on, and

50:18

they're kind of dancing. And I'm

50:20

like, listen, we kill one kid.

50:22

We save 1,000. Fry

50:25

them. Fry them. Fry them up.

50:28

And then the strippers are just going. I

50:30

don't know why. But it's just the food. And

50:33

the people in Arizona are like, I am hungry.

50:35

I am hungry. So this is what I mean

50:37

about what you need to kind

50:39

of put this out there as kind of

50:42

the opening statement. I said, the closing statement, we

50:44

have a smoke machine. We're doing it in costume,

50:46

but we're going to kill this motherfucker. These

50:50

kids are running around this town thinking that

50:52

they can do whatever they want. They cannot.

50:55

How do these kids have nicer cars than

50:57

the jury? We should be killing them, stealing

51:00

from them. I

51:04

mean, this is what I would say. These

51:07

are the things I would say. I

51:10

don't know if this is correct or not, because this whole thing

51:12

they said was a $10 necklace, gold chain necklace, led

51:15

to this tragedy. Yeah,

51:19

it was a $10 necklace. Here we go.

51:22

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52:03

maybe, he's coming back a little bit. And

52:06

of course, we never count anybody out. He's still behind

52:08

in the polls, watching this

52:10

whole thing closely. But if

52:12

they're going to keep him on that drug, if they're

52:14

going to keep him on that fucking miracle,

52:17

limitless drug that he's on from

52:19

that movie, where they're just

52:21

going to give him a pill and watch him fly, I mean,

52:25

that was like watching the fucking luck dragon from

52:27

Never Ending Story fly. That

52:30

guy became Falkor. He just – you

52:33

watched him. You're like, this guy is

52:35

fucking amazing. He's amazing.

52:37

I didn't even listen to what he was saying. I don't

52:39

even care. It doesn't even matter. He's

52:41

like, Putin's on the march in Europe. I'm like,

52:43

that's not really happening, but who

52:47

cares? You just

52:49

start saying stuff. That's what politics is. People just say

52:51

stuff. He's

52:53

like, it's like World War II. I'm like,

52:56

no, it's not, but all right, keep going.

53:00

He goes, history will judge us for what we do

53:02

now. I go, you may be. I'm like, what? What?

53:05

I'm not going out in Ukraine. You

53:08

think it's going to be the beginning of saving Private Ryan

53:11

and me and my friends are going to

53:13

get out of a thing and go on to Ukraine? That's

53:16

not this. So it's not like

53:18

the beginning of World War II. I don't know what it's the beginning of. You

53:21

can fill that in on your own, but

53:24

it ain't the beginning of World War II.

53:26

Nobody I know is going to be like,

53:28

hey, history is –

53:30

history is going to judge us for – can

53:33

you imagine saying that to another person? We've

53:35

got to sign up for the military. Why? History

53:38

is going to judge us. Freedom is under assault abroad

53:41

and at home. It's like,

53:43

hey, buddy, freedom

53:45

under assault abroad, freedom has got

53:48

to figure it out. Freedom better

53:50

figure it out, okay? We

53:53

left out Afghanistan. What happened to that?

53:55

Freedom was under assault. Then

53:57

the Taliban came back in, and we were just like,

53:59

okay. Guess what? Put

54:03

him back. Put him back in. So

54:05

I'm old enough to know how these things end, how

54:07

this stuff happens, how this goes. But he's still,

54:10

again, as a show, it was great.

54:12

As a show, as a spectacle, he

54:16

comes out, he's like, it's World War II. Evil

54:19

Putin, Vladimir Putin

54:21

of Russia is on the move,

54:24

and every boy in— In World

54:26

War II, there were young men

54:28

and women listening to that going, we've got to

54:30

fulfill our duty. Now we

54:34

have the Gilbert Goons doing fentanyl

54:36

vapes. They're

54:38

not enlisting in the military to go to the Ukraine.

54:41

We just

54:44

don't have the greatest generation. So

54:47

whatever he's trying to sell, he better scale

54:50

back. But then he was smart.

54:52

He's like, and there's no American troops in Ukraine,

54:54

and there won't be. So

54:57

that was good. I was like, oh, cool. He's

54:59

like, it's World War II, but you can just watch.

55:02

I'm like, fair. Fair. Hey,

55:05

you might be converting me. He's like, it's World War II. History

55:07

is going to judge us because on what we do,

55:09

but we don't have to do that much. We're

55:12

just going to print some fake money and send it

55:14

over. All right. So I

55:16

don't have to storm any beaches? No.

55:18

No, sir-y, Bob. History will

55:20

judge us for what we do right now. So what

55:23

are we going to do? Argue about trans swimmers for

55:25

three years while these people blow each other up with

55:27

some fake money that we create. I

55:30

mean, and then he goes, I'm from Delaware.

55:32

He leans in. I'm telling you right now,

55:35

he might be winning me over a little bit. He's

55:37

like, I'm from Delaware. It's the most corrupt—he basically said

55:39

every corrupt corporation is there. And

55:42

he goes, we're going to make a lot of money. I'm like, well,

55:45

I mean, if

55:48

this is the party, see,

55:50

usually with these people, they're

55:53

always like, they

55:55

come to you for something eventually. They go, and

55:57

we need troops. We need—we're going to raise money.

56:00

taxes we need to and I'm not saying

56:02

he's good he's not good but this

56:05

speech was the most effective speech

56:07

I have ever seen in the

56:09

sense that he was like we're

56:12

not asking you to do anything you

56:14

people can do exactly what you

56:17

want to do which is get

56:19

pins made of the people that die with by

56:21

the immigrants what

56:23

we're gonna do is keep

56:25

letting Putin Ukraine blow each other up

56:28

cuz we need it the arms

56:30

race needs it sorry

56:32

the art that's why the republics

56:34

are gonna quiet about what turn the whole thing they're like

56:37

yeah the

56:40

arms race needs he goes the arms race needs it

56:42

so he says World War two history is gonna charge

56:44

you by what you do right now and

56:47

then immediately he's like they're trying to take

56:49

away abortion we're like that all right there

56:51

we go now we're in

56:53

vet you know so if that's

56:55

gonna be the tenor of how he runs this

56:57

campaign like these big proclamations

56:59

and statements followed up by absolutely

57:02

nothing I think it could be good this

57:05

is the most momentous time in history

57:08

cool what do you want from us go

57:10

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57:12

bums all right go

57:15

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57:17

to your job and

57:19

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57:21

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57:23

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57:26

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57:28

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57:50

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