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why don't you come over here and press this button? You

0:35

know, I don't touch computers. That's

0:38

something you guys can talk about is how we

0:41

had to fly Zach out. Why?

0:43

Yeah. To record. I

0:46

got too much shit, man. I can't. I can't

0:49

set this shit up. You want to keep this show

0:51

going? We're going to have to invest. All

0:53

right. I

0:56

don't open doors anymore. I don't touch

0:58

technology. I don't touch this stuff anymore.

1:03

Oh, my gosh. So you didn't do anything. He

1:05

set up the whole thing? Yeah. And

1:07

I didn't even let him sleep in this room. I said, set that shit

1:09

up in a room and you go sleep in the rental car. So

1:14

that's the recording room. Yeah, this is the

1:16

recording. This is the studio. I didn't

1:18

say anything about him sleeping here. I said he has to set

1:20

up somewhere I can record. I

1:22

didn't promise a bed. No,

1:25

that bed is that bed is a backdrop. That's

1:27

all that bed is. That

1:29

is not for sleeping. That is a set piece.

1:33

Look at this. This is how you know

1:35

it. Like you can't even you can't even see it,

1:37

but there's not even a sheet. This is just here

1:39

for sound dampening. And

1:44

actually, well, it actually, well, it actually, well,

1:46

it actually, well, it actually, well, whoa, whoa.

1:48

OK, what the fuck is happening? What?

1:53

That. That was crazy. Oh, did

1:55

we get that recording? Well,

1:57

it sounded like an EDM song there for a second. Oh.

2:00

I thought it was building

2:03

up into something. And actually, and actually,

2:05

and actually, and actually, and actually, and actually.

2:08

Na na na na na na. Cody,

2:11

are you recording? Yeah, I'm recording. OK,

2:13

have fun, boys. This is the beginning. What's the

2:15

beginning? No, we already got. We're going. Ryan,

2:18

leave. We're

2:30

going to bring you all on our website. You can

2:32

do that. Oh,

2:38

my God, baby. Give me some

2:40

of that. Here, give me my car. This

2:43

is the flying saucer. It may

2:45

soon be coming. If you ever smoke

2:47

me at literal Woodstock, you're

2:50

not a stoner. Bye-bye.

2:52

The Army Air Force has announced that a

2:54

plane that has been found and is now

2:56

in the position of the Army. Ah,

2:59

I see. I

3:02

see. What do you mean?

3:04

You're a dog. Why are you talking? Look at

3:06

all these fucking chickens. You

3:08

hear the folks? No. A

3:11

little brown dick in your mouth? No. Please

3:16

look at all the signs. There's

3:18

no issue. And get

3:21

ready for debate. Yeah,

3:26

we got in here. I flipped the bed over,

3:28

and I threw all the fucking pillows out into the hallway.

3:30

I said, don't even think about sleeping on this shit. You

3:34

better go find somewhere that, you know, you can be comfy

3:36

because it's not going to be here. Yeah, I said if

3:39

you want a bed, you can go downstairs and you can

3:41

get another room, but... This is

3:43

the podcasting room. Not

3:45

for sleeping. Yeah, dude. So

3:49

where are you? Portland. And

3:52

beautiful Portland, man. Beautiful Portland.

3:56

So why couldn't you get Tom this? This

4:00

for you. Is. Not

4:02

yet man who. Have

4:05

you seen Tom try to use a touchpad? Plus.

4:10

Oh man, Tom.

4:12

Tom. If you listen as I love you

4:15

bro, Tom needs a computer. with

4:17

tactile buttons mississippi. Everything it touched

4:19

had like an I pad. Or.

4:22

Eller got trying bad a trackpad? okay

4:24

was that? yeah. He's

4:26

from the eighties Man is it is like

4:28

is too strong, like if he tries to

4:30

drag and drop you like pushes through the

4:33

computer. The teachers can't do it. It

4:36

is really frustrating to watch someone user a trackpad

4:38

like that and for and co like dude watching

4:40

someone tried to drag and drop in one of

4:42

those things and they keep. Letting. Go

4:45

the fuck. An item in a like swaths barely a

4:47

drop in the web browser opens. The

4:49

are you know opens an image in the web browser in

4:51

there like that's not what I was trying to do You like

4:53

of course is not. Tom

4:56

Tom Neither a mouse that's built

4:58

that of concrete. That's. Like

5:00

this hyper strength he applies. To

5:04

achieve. Although this team he's on a little

5:06

balls in the middle of the kibosh iran

5:08

without board now cause any start trying to

5:11

eat it out. for now his brain works

5:13

a give my ivy and think both he

5:15

beyond their like twenty embittered that like in

5:17

a little cliff he has his if it's

5:20

on either that board yeah. I'm

5:23

trying to get on oil. So

5:25

yeah, So. He has a word

5:27

eat his travel with staff now. Yes,

5:30

that it's. Just. With support.

5:34

Of specific, and I don't touch the

5:36

shit anymore. did. Of. I'm

5:41

it's like and that's all set of

5:43

all set up cameras. I don't. They.

5:46

Don't do it's it's over

5:48

for that at there. Is.

5:51

My my zoom guy. He

5:56

our that sounds good. A couple shows my zoom guy.

6:00

Oh. Oh.

6:03

Brown. He really is there. Oh

6:05

yeah, I

6:08

am. I thought I was a joke. With.

6:10

A back. Courses

6:13

with the yogurt he. Has

6:17

has Portland. He. Says

6:19

has Berlin. You.

6:23

Flew all the way. They're set the shit up.

6:25

You give yourself a bear headphones, He

6:29

is. He's.

6:32

Locked in right now. Term Fix This is. The

6:37

deal is Louis the whole point. There.

6:39

We go there. That's the point. Oh

6:41

wow, that sounds way better. Yeah.

6:45

He. Says as way better. Way

6:47

to the have you are using. So the

6:49

whole recording that we have is so far

6:51

as you using the wrong mike. I

6:55

think it dropped out at a point. So

6:58

we could switch in the back. but it's fine.

7:00

Not our suffering fine. I think it's funny. Yeah.

7:04

The. Yeah, we're. We're. In

7:06

Portland. Gay

7:08

Cleveland. As we a

7:11

cleaver. Yeah, we're driving over the

7:13

bridge and. Zach.

7:15

Like at the you know for we got off the

7:17

planes echoes in our been here as cause shook my

7:19

head. nurse and. Ah,

7:24

You'll. See. And

7:26

Portland as a lot of bridges sir

7:29

driving over the bridge is that are

7:31

one of them and Sacco's then she

7:33

looks like Cleveland's I got it does

7:35

look like Cleveland. This

7:37

it is Gay Cleveland. Yeah,

7:41

that's good. Cleveland will septum piercing.

7:44

Yeah, and depending on I think that's

7:46

actually a depending on what side of

7:49

Portland your own maybe you know that's

7:51

accurate. But. there

7:53

are some gun love her mother fuckers

7:55

your to yeah others as some second

7:57

a first amendment as boys i hear

7:59

real Oh yeah. They're

8:03

here. First amendment, boys.

8:05

First amendment, man. They

8:07

want to reserve that right. There's

8:10

a- Isn't that free speech? Yep.

8:12

And they want to protect that right. There's

8:14

some free speech loving motherfuckers out there. They

8:17

are here, man. They want to reserve the

8:19

right to call any thing

8:21

they see the way they see it. Ah,

8:24

I see. You know, the

8:27

bad words. I think that's more hate

8:29

speech. Is

8:32

that an amendment? I don't

8:36

know. The right to hate speech? That's the thing is I

8:38

think they might say that that's just free speech. Yeah, yeah,

8:40

I see. I see what you're saying. The

8:42

freedom to hate. Yeah. Yeah.

8:48

Yeah, so we're here looking

8:51

at abandoned buildings in downtown

8:53

Portland. It's beautiful here,

8:56

is it? No. No,

8:58

it's not at all,

9:01

right? That's a lost

9:03

city, isn't it, at this point? I

9:06

don't know. I mean, I wanted to

9:08

find out is it still the strip club Mecca? Okay.

9:11

And? Just for research purposes,

9:14

right? Yeah. Yeah, I

9:16

wanted to walk down, find some strip clubs just so I could

9:18

stay away from them. I'm

9:21

not going in there, man. Yeah. Hell

9:25

no. What

9:27

street are they on? Why

9:29

would I know that? Strip

9:33

club Avenue? Look

9:36

at you pretending. I have

9:38

no idea. I haven't

9:40

been to a single strip club in Portland. Wow.

9:44

I haven't been to a single strip club in fucking years.

9:50

Here we go. Club skin. Not until

9:52

Otis's fucking 14th birthday.

9:55

Yeah, exactly. I don't

9:58

know, I'll make you a man. I

10:00

want to introduce you to something that

10:02

is Mercedes. Most other parents

10:05

take you to buy a Mercedes and I'm going to do

10:07

that today but in a different way. We

10:11

have to pause for a second. Huh?

10:15

Oh, that's fine. We can go between Zoom and this.

10:17

We can just go Zoom and put the twin towers

10:20

up behind me again. Son,

10:24

listen. Son, listen.

10:26

I know some parents, some

10:29

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10:31

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10:34

buying their kids Porsches and Mercedes and...

10:37

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10:39

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10:42

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go back to the strip clubs and let's read the reviews. Why is

12:30

it a dark joke? Is one of the dancers black? Well,

12:34

no. That's not what I meant. Yeah,

12:38

go to the, uh, yeah, let's read some, this

12:41

is always fun, reading some strip club reviews. Okay,

12:44

so this is on, what is this place? Is

12:46

this skin? Um.

12:53

Or is this just Portland? Let's get some reviews

12:55

on club skin. Let's

12:58

get some reviews on club skin. Yeah, is

13:00

that club skin? Yeah. Okay. There's

13:03

only 22. And

13:06

most of them are five stars, but the second most

13:08

is one star. So here,

13:10

yeah, click on John DeVry's there. Well,

13:12

let's, let's see. Let's see. Eight

13:14

years ago from John DeVry. Yeah. Go

13:17

ahead. No, you can read it.

13:19

You go. So

13:21

he's clearly like frustrated, right? He's out of that

13:24

experience. Clearly he comes to Google. Yeah, I'm going

13:26

to give these people a piece of my mind.

13:28

Yeah. Never written a Google view

13:30

review before. So that should tell you how bad this

13:32

place is. I pass it on the way

13:34

to and from work every day and I decided to give it

13:36

a shot. Well if you want

13:38

to feel like you need to go home and take

13:40

a bath in Clorox, this is the place for you.

13:43

The girls were not attractive. My beer was flat

13:45

and the whole place felt like it had a

13:47

weird greasy film over it. Give

13:49

this, give this one a hard pass and move

13:52

on to greener pastures. I'm sure many people have

13:54

given it a hard pass before. I

13:57

don't know, man. From the way he described

13:59

it, I think there's... Are many dudes reading

14:01

this getting harder at this description?

14:05

Like I think dudes go to strip

14:07

clubs to seek out that weird greasy

14:09

film. Yeah part of it They're

14:11

like so you feel like a piece of shit when

14:13

you're in there as well. I Think

14:16

I yeah sounds awesome. All right, so then

14:19

that sounds awesome. Wait, what I find funny

14:21

too is like How

14:24

how do you even get served a flat beer? Like

14:26

that's like hard to do Yeah,

14:29

maybe use an asshole just coming in and they wanted

14:31

him out of there or the place

14:33

is really just that bad Like yeah

14:35

that they're not even serving beer and bottles

14:37

cuz that would not be flat It's a

14:40

keg that they haven't that they've like

14:43

been there for too long. Well, you know,

14:45

I don't I don't even drink beer so I don't even I

14:48

Don't even know why a flat like why is the

14:50

flat beer a problem if you like leave it out

14:52

overnight then it gets flat Oh, it's

14:54

like soda. Yeah. Oh Yeah,

14:57

okay, so there's no fizz so I guess that would

14:59

be weird. Yeah, it's just piss in a cup Yeah,

15:01

you're like, how do you how would you even do

15:03

this? I don't even think he drank beer. Yeah, he

15:05

drank pee pee I'll

15:10

get this stripper piss, please Just

15:14

shaking not stirred please. That's

15:16

a 2024 strip club right there. What

15:19

stripper piss. Yeah service stripper piss

15:24

We finally caught up to Germany In

15:28

the free category Yeah,

15:30

exactly. Portland's not very far behind

15:32

Berghain Yeah,

15:35

well, yeah, Portland's not far behind Berghain

15:37

and that they're both like, you

15:39

know abandoned city structures

15:42

from 1980 Yeah

15:47

set all right that are yeah that are

15:49

venues for gay sex now All

15:53

kinds of sex Hey,

15:56

you called it gay Cleveland. I did

15:58

but honestly blowing up on that joke Yeah,

16:00

yeah, honestly, it's a lot more than gay

16:02

Cleveland. It's and also isn't Berghain technically a

16:04

gay club No

16:07

Berghain is when I was

16:09

in um When

16:14

I was in Germany like a Breitbart just come up when

16:16

you type to be there Why

16:19

was that the first autocomplete Berghain

16:22

is it wait? Berghain

16:28

So when I was in Germany the last time

16:30

and I brought up Berghain The

16:34

sound guy said this really I Don't

16:36

know. It was like a super villain speech

16:39

or something I don't know how to describe

16:41

it, but he goes if Berlin is horny

16:43

then because I said this Berlin's a horny

16:45

place, right? And he just

16:47

responds if Berlin is horny, then Berghain

16:50

is the experience or something.

16:52

Okay, okay Poetic

16:58

yeah But it really is

17:00

it seems like it's really Kind

17:02

of the opposite of silk nightclub

17:05

in Portland. It seems You

17:08

know, I mean like it's it's really

17:10

what it's cracked up to be. It sounds

17:12

like yeah Keep in mind this this read

17:15

it posted from six years ago But he

17:17

says regulars at Berghain party like it's their fucking

17:19

job The mentality is just completely unlike anything I've

17:21

ever seen at any other party The

17:24

scale of Klubnacht is a big part

17:26

of it Theoretically you could spend 36 consecutive

17:29

hours on the dance floor regulars Don't though most

17:31

skip Saturday night and spend Sunday through Monday dancing

17:33

That's when the real party is because at that

17:35

point the overwhelming majority of the crowd are there

17:38

for the same reason to dance

17:40

for hours and hours to great house in techno

17:42

and Then

17:44

put that in the context of the unhint

17:46

uninhibited Heathenism that the club is famous for

17:48

bathrooms that basically only exists for drug use

17:51

The Fact that sex and nudity is not an

17:53

issue because the club is a complete safe space

17:55

where anyone regardless of gender or sexual Orientation is

17:57

free to express themselves how they please. He

18:02

always gets sucked. Are followed A place for

18:04

sure? Yeah. That

18:08

you know. Series

18:10

Go back to the. The. Portland

18:13

once. Find some or

18:15

funny ones. Most

18:17

I got the record of Roberts. The.

18:19

Case is known for Robert Hastings eight

18:22

years ago. Let's see, let's see if.

18:25

The. Reviews improve over time. Of

18:28

horrible he's a porker onstage crack head

18:30

in the back. To. See this

18:33

crisis again. Murray that last are. Still

18:38

on Robert. He's

18:40

gonna be like a little bit nicer about

18:42

it. For

18:46

whole, the whole hold on

18:48

one of the strippers and

18:51

her boyfriend seemed awfully interested

18:53

in my car. Walked.

18:56

And pretended use the restroom large right.

18:58

Back out. They. Sound like

19:00

be so scared Robert. Robert

19:03

Watson. A

19:05

to visit a bathroom here. Really

19:09

American? is it hit the fog? and yeah

19:11

yeah, Donald right beside yeah sorry. I'm just

19:13

here to use the restroom with the barn

19:15

doors. The restroom for at one hundred objects

19:17

to be a paying customer. Ah rats. Okay,

19:20

I'll get a you're going to dance Robert

19:22

Are you putting the place down because you're

19:24

afraid someone find out you went in there

19:26

like you're afraid. The lighter assistance. Or

19:29

okay, so year later, This.

19:32

Is French. Restaurant Rocket Crazy

19:34

name that dude is a strip

19:37

club regular. Hit.

19:39

Or Miss. Sometimes.

19:41

The girls are on points

19:44

other times. They seeing

19:46

them. The.

19:48

Know what? I

19:51

can't oh I can read from there

19:53

for other time I said that did

19:55

my left eye. does

19:57

not work from this distance and that's it said

20:00

Looked like it said other times. It's like

20:02

they ding them off. That's how it looked

20:04

for a second ding them off ding them

20:06

off I didn't I mean I don't know

20:10

All right other times like they dragged them

20:12

in off the street customer services man

20:14

better places to create financial precipitation But

20:17

then the next review the same year

20:19

Genevieve Love it cold

20:21

beer and full friction lap dance is my

20:24

type of party Oh If

20:28

they're given full friction, what are these boys

20:31

complaining about? No,

20:35

but what's the opposite of that like

20:37

air like yeah like hovered over dances

20:40

You know I imagine like maybe like top

20:42

you and maybe it's like you know palms

20:44

on on the the Arms

20:48

of the chair, you know, maybe they shake

20:50

maybe they shake the breast around a little bit

20:53

They turn around they let you look

20:55

at the ass, but it's a

20:57

hover dance. Yeah, there's no contact. Yeah.

20:59

Yeah, it's not full friction Yeah, not

21:01

even half friction. Yeah. Well, I

21:04

wonder if in that same year they

21:06

enacted a new policy They said hey ladies

21:09

if you're feeling game for full friction have at

21:11

it. Oh But

21:14

no see here's add to the drama slim

21:17

Steve hottest ladies in town and

21:19

a kick-ass bar with great food He

21:22

loves it It

21:24

just loves it. It just goes to show you

21:26

man. You can't make everybody happy exactly and that's

21:28

there's a lesson in that For all for all

21:30

of us. Yeah Great

21:35

bar Patrick Patrick four years

21:37

ago great bar. Tammy the

21:39

new owner is making big changes We

21:43

come in here for years Love

21:46

the changes. I'm seeing Tammy's really

21:48

taking the fucking reins The

21:50

pinball machine works You

21:55

know, she's restoring the jukebox they

21:59

carry a They

22:01

carry red stripe now. Tammy

22:05

is a visionary. I love

22:07

the changes she's making. Fuck

22:11

the Tammy man. Yeah,

22:16

yeah, go ahead. Six years ago, one star. Fucking

22:19

back down to one. Only stayed for

22:21

one drink. Got yelled at by a dancer while sitting

22:23

at the bar. Yeah, well you getting a dancer or

22:25

not bitch? Yeah,

22:28

I mean I love that that's that there's no

22:30

context there. What was the reason? You

22:34

know? Yeah, why are you getting yelled at?

22:36

Sounds like a half-sided story. Exactly, I mean

22:38

chances are maybe you pulled out your phone.

22:43

You know? They can yell at you for that.

22:46

Holly Webster, where people go to

22:48

get murdered. Yeah,

22:53

but you have to keep in you

22:55

have to keep in mind all these

22:57

one star reviews are from before Tammy

22:59

took over. Yeah, yeah, so that's the

23:01

timeline here. It seems like four years

23:03

and on Tammy's killing it. Can I

23:05

see some pictures of skin? Remember when

23:07

COVID... Can you just search skin on Google?

23:11

Yeah, remember during COVID when

23:13

Portland they were doing the drive-thru dances?

23:16

No, I don't remember that. Yeah,

23:19

they hosted drive-thrus for dancers. So

23:22

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25:28

another one. You gotta be horny as hell

25:30

if porn isn't I mean I guess if

25:32

you're locked up in the house and you're

25:34

craving human interaction. Like

25:37

go to a different club. I

25:40

want to see what club skin looks like though. Yeah

25:43

let's see some pics. Wait

25:46

go up go up to the top. That's

25:48

it right there the one on the right. Yeah

25:50

click that. No this

25:53

of the house. Oh

25:55

shit. You're the street view. You

26:01

know what man? Just turn the... Yeah,

26:04

yeah, go back, Ovi. Is

26:08

that the building? That's the building, I think. Yeah,

26:10

that's the building. If

26:13

this is close by, I'm gonna have Tom drive by

26:15

this this morning. And just get a picture. Bro,

26:19

I'm not... I'm not going in

26:21

here after 7pm. You

26:24

gotta go in and take a selfie. Go in

26:26

and be like... Hey, can I

26:28

use the bathroom? More apps for Tammy?

26:32

And get a selfie with Tammy. Don't

26:39

be so depressed if Tammy's not there on the

26:41

weekends. What

26:44

time do they close? 9pm. It's

26:49

the daytime. It's mostly an early evening

26:51

strip club. What do they have? Close

26:54

is 1pm. That's all bars in

26:56

Portland, right? That's

26:58

early, I feel like. Yeah, we were

27:01

at a place to like... Sorry, there was a place we were

27:03

at last night that closes at 2pm. Go

27:07

to a different one, Ovi. I

27:12

really love reading these reviews. Sylvia's

27:21

Erotic Playhouse. I

27:24

mean, first of all, that's a fucking name. Is that

27:27

what it was called? I just made that up. I

27:29

just saw Sylvia. Go to the Adrian. Oh

27:32

yeah, what's this one called? Sylvia's

27:37

Playhouse. I added Erotic. Yeah,

27:40

which they should use. Yeah, yeah,

27:42

yeah. Alright,

27:46

this one from Adrian 6 months ago. I was in

27:49

the illusion that I would have been going to the strip club to be seduced

27:51

to the point of explosion. Alright, Adrian. I

27:54

thought I was going in to get a well-crafted sensual look at this. lap

28:00

dance experience that would have rocked my well-being

28:02

rather than came to a quick hit

28:05

the more. Rather

28:12

than came to a quick realization that I was

28:14

being hustled to what felt like I was in

28:16

front of an AT&T salesperson with a decade of

28:18

sales experience under the belt telling me to get

28:20

countless upgrades just to nibble on a nibble, just

28:23

to nibble on a nibble could

28:25

definitely get a better hands-on experience at a Panda

28:27

Express for a $20 tip. Okay,

28:30

Adrian. Okay.

28:34

How many times you got a hand job

28:36

from a Panda Express employee for $20? I

28:41

think you're full of it, my guy. Yeah,

28:46

I don't think that's a thing you can get

28:48

at Panda Express. Also, it's probably the last place

28:50

you'd want a hand job. Yeah,

28:52

man. It's

28:57

like, Panda Express employees, they're

29:01

so depressed. They're

29:04

serving candy chicken like prison

29:06

food all day. They

29:09

are not happy people. Don't

29:13

even act like that's the same thing.

29:18

I love the way he said seduce to

29:20

the point of explosion. Yeah. Which

29:23

is kind of beautiful. Yeah,

29:25

but it's kind of a crazy expectation to

29:27

go into a

29:31

strip club and not think

29:33

they're going

29:36

to sell you. I don't know. You

29:38

get what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's

29:40

what happens at strip clubs. That's what they do. Yeah.

29:47

It's always like, yeah, yeah. They always do that shit. I've

29:50

been punked by that a couple times back

29:53

in my strip club days. Yeah.

29:56

Just take out more money. Yeah.

29:58

All right, sure. Yeah. You

30:01

know? That's how these things run. Yep. They

30:05

sell you. They sell you,

30:08

dude. Yeah. They sell you on the fantasy. They,

30:10

yeah. They rinse you. How

30:15

many stand-up comedian clubs do you have to

30:17

see of comics saying a

30:19

comic from the 90s gone? You

30:22

know what a strip club is? That's

30:24

like me going to a steakhouse, paying

30:27

for the steak. Just

30:29

to smell it, and then I

30:31

leave. Just

30:36

to smell the steak? Yeah. That's

30:39

good. Yeah. Yeah, rarely

30:41

are you seduced to the point of explosion. That's

30:47

funny because it doesn't even really explicitly mean

30:50

like I was stroked to the point of

30:52

explosion. It just means I was seduced. Like

30:55

I came in my pants from this seduction.

30:58

This reminds me of, so

31:02

in high school, there

31:04

were a couple of kids that turned 18 before

31:08

everyone else. Like I don't know if they

31:10

were held back a year or they were enrolled a year

31:12

later. It doesn't matter. But there were

31:14

a handful of kids that were 18 towards the end of

31:16

their senior year. Then

31:21

a group of them went to a strip club.

31:27

Where do they allow, because a strip

31:29

club, you have to be 21, right? To

31:31

buy alcohol? Yeah. In

31:33

the states, you have to be 21 to go into

31:35

one. So is it even possible to go

31:38

to a strip club at 18? Maybe

31:40

if you'd go to Montreal

31:43

or something. These are like some

31:45

rich kids, so I'm trying to ... I

31:48

don't know. It's possible that you could get into one and

31:50

have like the little marks on your hand. Yeah,

31:53

just don't serve them alcohol. Yeah, exactly. You

31:56

can serve them, you can serve them ass, but don't serve

31:58

them alcohol. Are

32:03

there any 18 and over clubs?

32:06

Let's see, I'll just go to Reddit. The

32:10

simple rule in LA and all of CA is if they

32:12

serve alcohol, it's 21 plus. Back

32:17

in the 80s, the body shop allowed 18 plus and

32:19

didn't let you drink. Hmm.

32:24

Well, regardless, these

32:26

kids claimed that they all went to a strip club, and I

32:28

don't know where they would have gone to a strip club. I'm

32:33

kind of like fact-checking this in real time, as I

32:35

recall it. The whole thing

32:37

centered around this kid who kind of got bullied

32:40

a lot in their friend group. The

32:43

person telling us this story was laughing because they

32:46

were like, he got a lap

32:48

dance and he jizzed

32:50

his pants. I

32:53

guess the kid ran out

32:56

and didn't want to go back in

32:58

and he was really embarrassed. He

33:00

tried to lie and say he pissed his

33:02

pants, but everyone was able to deduce that

33:04

he jizzed his pants. At

33:11

the time, I was kind of like, oh,

33:13

that sucks. So that was definitely a full friction

33:16

lap dance? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was

33:18

it just seduced to

33:20

the point of explosion? I would

33:22

assume full friction. Okay. Because

33:26

seduced to the point of explosion, you can't be

33:28

talked into coming in your pants. What

33:32

do you mean? That's what he wanted.

33:35

I know that's what Adrian wanted, but the

33:37

kid from my high school, I'm assuming

33:39

it was full friction and then

33:42

he busted his pants. Okay, got

33:44

it. Which,

33:47

by the way, I'm assuming is pretty common. Yeah,

33:49

like what I think about that, I'm bringing it up

33:51

to reflect now. That's

33:55

such a – dude, if

33:57

you're in contact with another

33:59

person, person is so limited.

34:01

Yeah. And one of

34:04

your first 10 experiences is strip

34:06

club with a professional. Yeah. A

34:08

professional, a full

34:10

friction. Oh you're busting your jeans for

34:12

sure. Yeah a professional full friction athlete.

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34:21

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34:23

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35:31

did you see that video

35:34

it was like maybe a month or two ago on

35:36

Twitter of the dude

35:38

I don't even know what like event it was but

35:40

it was tons of people it was a twerking competition

35:43

I think. Oh yeah oh yeah

35:45

yeah he was that dystopian ass clip where

35:47

he's like straight up on his back and

35:49

he just nuts himself. Can we maybe watch

35:51

that? Hold

35:54

on. I think

35:56

I can find it. This

36:00

thing is filmed with like a gimbal and

36:03

oh yeah here yeah yeah this is it right here. It

36:07

just seems like this is how

36:09

nightmares look you know? No

36:12

play with the music. What

36:15

we get? Imagine

36:19

being. I didn't see

36:22

the whole thing. Yeah.

36:31

You can mute this. Zoom

36:34

is so brutal. Let's

36:37

add some royalty free music here. Dude

36:41

alright. Now imagine being

36:43

19 and never even held

36:46

a girl's hands and then she's. Wait

36:49

why do you think this guy is 19? I'm

36:51

just saying you know I'm trying to like run to

36:53

the defense of the other guy you know. Okay

36:57

so she lets me smell it. Did you

36:59

describe this for everyone that's listening? If

37:02

you're on audio the only way

37:05

I can describe this is imagine

37:09

a rap

37:12

battle arena but instead of two guys

37:15

rapping at each other

37:17

it's a small stage and

37:19

a grown man is

37:22

getting aggressively torqued on. But

37:27

he's laying on the stage. He's laying down. He's

37:30

laying on his back completely like you know

37:32

his body's completely limp and

37:34

this girl is just like going to town on him.

37:37

This is the second one. This is the

37:39

second one yeah so it's a line of girls that are

37:42

competing who's the best torquer. And

37:44

they occasionally occasionally

37:46

drop down and

37:49

let him smell muff. Okay

37:52

wait wait wait wait so go back like

37:54

30 seconds. He just

37:57

jizzed himself holy shit. Oh,

38:01

I think you got to

38:04

turn on the volume for this Yeah,

38:12

you know the volume and let it

38:15

play because they cut the music and

38:17

everything yeah Oh

38:30

my god Bro

38:41

the amount of people there Yeah,

38:43

they think that it keeps cutting to the wide

38:46

so you can see there's like a thousand people

38:48

and then it cuts to like The camera that's

38:50

moving along the audience so you can see all

38:52

their faces laughing Well, it's

38:54

exactly like a bad dream. Well the texture

38:56

of all the the

38:59

occasional Cuz like the

39:01

lights overhead keeps strobing and

39:04

the occasional reveal of the entire crowd

39:06

and then back to Just

39:09

this first row lit. Yeah, like

39:11

it they all feel like AI images as

39:14

it's like Just

39:16

hellscape, right? They're all like oh

39:18

my god. Yeah, they're pointed Pointing

39:26

And they're all like Even

39:30

the even this title did did this

39:32

guy come in jeans during twerk contest

39:35

At least there were even in your bad dream.

39:38

You would see the YouTube video of yourself being

39:40

embarrassed You know at least they blurred

39:43

his face. Yeah true at least

39:48

Yeah, I would have been oh my god Mortifying

39:52

I just wonder was he was he like just kind

39:54

of drunk or kind of stoned? And

39:58

then You

40:00

know, these girls keep putting, uh, they

40:03

keep letting them get a whiff. You

40:06

think it was on the smell? That's what seduced

40:08

him to explosion. I don't know,

40:11

man. They're like credit cards swiping his nose

40:13

into their vagina. And that

40:15

just has to feel like a privilege. Oh, when the

40:17

fuck, when the lights go crazy and it feels like

40:19

the house lights come on. Yeah. Oh

40:23

my God. That is terrifying. Revealing

40:25

a thousand cap venue. Just looking

40:27

at your fucking jizzy pants. Oh

40:29

my God. Now the girls just

40:32

going, ah, look at this.

40:38

Oh my God. And they bring

40:40

it up on the fucking TVs. They have

40:42

like projectors and they bring it up on

40:44

the screens so that everyone can see the

40:46

little spot of jizz. And

40:49

they go to a wireless

40:51

feed. Live from

40:54

that. It's still up. And

40:57

he's just laying there like, God fucking damn it.

41:00

You couldn't have held in your cum for

41:02

like 20 more seconds. So this

41:04

went from a twerk video or like

41:07

a, you know, this went from like a lap

41:09

dance, a public lap dance to

41:12

laying on a table like a skewered pig.

41:16

And, um, no, you know

41:18

what it is? This was, this turned into that

41:20

medieval image of a person who stole and they're

41:22

like in the wooden head and

41:25

lock, like with

41:27

their fucking hands and head through a wooden board.

41:30

That's what that turned into socially. And

41:33

he's just like public humiliation. Yeah. And

41:35

he's sitting there with his

41:38

little fucking jizz spot. His little

41:40

pre-cum. It's funny because

41:42

it probably switched from the best day

41:44

in his life to the absolute worst

41:46

in like a split second. I

41:49

mean, you know, those, it just makes you

41:51

think of those final seconds in a wet dream. Yeah.

41:55

And when you realize because that's

41:57

the worst in a wet dream. What?

42:00

When you like i don't know about you in your

42:02

eyes and you're like oh, fuck yeah Yeah

42:06

Yeah, and you and you just go god damn

42:09

it. You know, yeah, yeah I

42:11

gotta change my fucking

42:14

Twelve years old was happening Yeah,

42:18

there must have been that for him. He's like,

42:20

yeah, yeah. Whoa. Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait No,

42:25

no, nononono No, it's

42:27

p. It's p. I've endless Not

42:30

better. I like this hand symbols to the

42:32

like the one finger weight like yeah I

42:36

can explain I can explain this is piss This

42:41

is piss I really have to

42:43

go pee. I didn't want to interrupt these lovely

42:45

ladies routine boys.

42:47

This is piss Yeah,

42:51

dude a thousand

42:53

people in a venue filming you pointing

42:55

at you tweeting about you I

42:59

Like covering it I'm

43:02

just letting it play out which I guess is kind

43:04

of what you have to do See

43:08

that's a I don't even think about that. Yeah.

43:10

Yeah. Yeah He's not like oh like, you know

43:12

like scuttling away in embarrassment. He's kind of just

43:14

laying there like go ahead Laugh

43:16

it up. Isn't that's what this is supposed

43:18

to be? These girls are so good that I

43:20

came Like are we not

43:23

celebrating the art of twerking in

43:25

this competition? I

43:31

What else did you expect You

43:34

know I didn't even

43:36

think about Yeah,

43:38

you can't scramble too quickly because then then

43:40

it is jizz for sure. Yeah, that's even

43:42

worse. You gotta just know

43:45

there's a misunderstanding Waiting

43:50

for the For the everything

43:52

to calm down so you can explain yourself.

43:54

No, that's not come keep going. Let another

43:56

one go You guys look

43:58

like fools now No, just wait

44:00

till you find out what it really is. You

44:02

guys are gonna all feel so stupid. It's

44:08

shit. Yeah,

44:12

yeah, the girl actually, I smelled it when

44:14

she put her crotch in my face. She

44:16

farted a little bit. I heard her go...

44:19

And when she dropped down on me... Yeah, it's not embarrassing. I

44:21

got sharted on. That's

44:24

not embarrassing. The

44:28

girl sharted on me. Would

44:30

have been so good if he scrambled and

44:32

started pointing the finger. And he

44:34

just... It's just like, no, her. She

44:37

did it. She's completely bummed. She's just trying to hide

44:39

it. She's got a shitty butt. Pointing at her ass.

44:42

She shit. She shit. Just

44:44

smell it. Smell her butt. Smell

44:46

her butt. It's not cum, it's

44:48

shart. Someone goes down

44:50

there. And this shit

44:52

smells beautiful. No. Like cum. No.

44:56

That doesn't smell like

44:58

cum. That smells like cum. Yeah,

45:01

this is classic video. Classic

45:05

classic video. I

45:09

mean, you gotta wonder how

45:12

you get selected to be this guy. He

45:14

definitely volunteered and definitely was a little

45:17

bit too eager, you know? Yeah.

45:21

We need to volunteer from the... Yep.

45:24

There's that other clip that's even more dystopian.

45:28

Not dystopian, but I feel that word

45:30

around a lot. No,

45:32

that's pretty apt, I would say,

45:34

for this. This is pretty dystopian. Well,

45:37

there's that other clip from a few years ago, might

45:39

even be older than a few years, of there was...

45:41

It was in Mexico. It was

45:44

a similar thing. A

45:47

guy was pulled up on stage at like a dance club

45:49

or, you know, a horny club, and he's

45:52

getting danced on. And

45:56

the dancer drops down to her knees to

45:59

like... Give him a head.

46:03

Okay. Give him blow job. Okay. And

46:06

then he pulls his dick out. And

46:09

then she just starts laughing at it. And

46:11

she's turning to the crowd, I believe,

46:13

and pointing, being like, can you believe

46:15

this? No. And the dude

46:18

is just drunk. I think

46:20

we've watched that before. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

46:23

I'm sorry, Ovi, can we maybe try and find that?

46:29

I'm sorry. We

46:32

just go. Guy gets head in Mexico.

46:35

No. The

46:39

guy pulls penis out on stage,

46:41

laughed at. It's

46:44

gonna pull a bunch of weird like, kink shit. Yeah,

46:48

for sure. For sure, Gord's living room

46:50

is gonna, this is definitely gonna

46:52

appear. Guy pulls

46:54

penis out. Laughed

46:57

out Mexico. You

47:00

gotta put laughed at. You

47:05

put like in club. No.

47:09

Wait, wait, wait, go back, go back, go back,

47:12

go back. An

47:14

unreal, wait, no,

47:17

a urinal in Mexico, damn. Was

47:21

it a wet t-shirt contest? I

47:23

don't know. Damn

47:27

it, that one might, we might

47:29

need like a- Laughing at penis

47:31

porn videos. Yeah, yeah. We

47:34

might need a real online freak in the

47:36

comments to dig that link up.

47:38

Dig that one up for us. Yeah. Damn.

47:41

Classic. Getting your dick in balls

47:43

laughed at in a foreign country.

47:46

In front of an audience. And

47:48

same thing very quickly. I mean, you know, you

47:50

shouldn't have pulled his dick out probably. Unless

47:53

she was like, hey, pull your dick out, I'm gonna suck it up

47:55

here. I think that's what? that's where

47:57

it got weird is she was- You

48:00

know, either use Wasted and choose Really?

48:03

Making. Him feel a kind of way. yeah.

48:07

But. It's still probably was unwelcome. Yeah, I

48:09

don't Yeah, I don't know if you're welcome

48:11

because as you with an audience known as

48:13

sir that you know. Yeah.

48:17

Yeah. I don't

48:19

even know I'm trying to process the context of

48:21

when it would be normal the player to. Oslo

48:25

saying if she was like pull it through

48:27

that bird kind of. Or yeah, fine. enough

48:29

thought of this. is that. What if he

48:32

was the Mexican Bernheim? What?

48:34

Have we will for all we know all of he called. A

48:37

very kind. L.

48:39

Bergen Elbert I've. Known

48:42

them What A from. What? It

48:44

does. Part of what is the whole internet

48:46

is not clued into the fact that that

48:48

was the penis humiliation stage. Yeah.

48:51

Exactly Exactly. They were all

48:53

there for exactly that. And

48:57

he. Yeah, he was

48:59

there for humiliation. He

49:02

took it out and everyone was laughing at

49:04

it because it was so big and he

49:06

was really disappointed. Yeah he's like was now

49:09

come on, it's small. Guys.

49:11

It's small. Is

49:13

a salvo and that air is a

49:15

sushi. He he wasn't is huge cock.

49:18

He's. Like

49:20

health Everyone. You

49:23

know, there's that whole Roman Greek

49:25

era thing where. Big.

49:28

Dicks were seen as. Like

49:31

first like you're stupid man. Yeah.

49:34

And for someone who had been proven wrote

49:36

that. Some guy

49:38

just write that a make that up. Probably.

49:43

Had do with small day. As

49:46

you know, Suggesting

49:48

something like that could happen again. Some.

49:51

Yeah can that movement? yeah

49:54

why just like i like i think

49:56

of all those the as roman agree

49:58

says is a small dick and then we

50:01

resurrect some Roman person and we kind of present them

50:04

with this theory and they're like, oh no, no, no,

50:06

no, we were all packing. We just

50:09

didn't want to ruin the art. We

50:11

wanted you guys to feel better in the future. We

50:14

just wanted you guys to focus on the art. We didn't

50:16

want you guys to realize what you didn't have, that's all.

50:18

Yeah, this is not to scale. No,

50:22

we all had some hanger stakes down

50:24

there. The metaphor really was that all

50:26

these nine foot statues was the only

50:28

way to kind of offset the gonzos

50:33

we were blessed with. Yeah.

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51:48

watch the video that you quote tweeted. I'm curious

51:50

about that because I saw it a couple times.

51:54

What are your thoughts on it initially before we started? Oh,

51:58

the splinter cell. open

52:00

source intelligence agent? Yes. Can

52:03

we watch this? Can we run this?

52:06

Yeah, run it up. Run it up. I

52:08

saw this really cute guy at the grocery store

52:10

the other day. So naturally I followed him to

52:12

the checkout counter and when he gave the cashier

52:14

his credit card I peeped it to see what

52:17

his name was. And then

52:19

I googled him and found his social media

52:21

profiles and I was able to tell that

52:23

he was single. So I went through his

52:25

friend's list and I found his mother's page.

52:28

And then I looked through his mother's page and I saw

52:30

that she was a member of this book club that's in

52:32

my area. So I sent a request

52:35

to join the book club. So

52:37

I went to the book club meeting and I met

52:39

his mom there and we bonded over some books

52:41

that we both liked. And she just thought

52:43

I was so nice and I brought

52:45

it up randomly in conversation that I was single.

52:48

And she let me know that she had a son that

52:50

was single also that lived in the area. And maybe it

52:52

would be cool for us to get together and chat sometime.

52:56

So I gave her my number which she gave to

52:58

her son and this morning he texted

53:00

me and asked if I'd like

53:02

to get together this weekend and do something. So

53:05

I guess we're going to go on a date. I'm

53:07

really excited. I

53:11

have a couple of thoughts. Holy fuck. What

53:13

are your thoughts? There's a lot to unpack

53:15

there. What are your thoughts? I

53:19

mean my thoughts are I don't

53:24

know

53:27

what my thoughts are to

53:30

be honest. I

53:33

mean it's impressive. My thoughts

53:36

are she should be a professional con

53:38

woman. Like why

53:41

isn't she robbing people? Oh

53:43

she's about to. She could be making money

53:45

this way. Clearly

53:47

she's like manipulative and clearly

53:50

I'm willing to bet that

53:52

she found out what books the mom liked

53:54

before she even got there. She didn't just

53:56

like so happen to like the same

53:59

books as the mom. She knew exactly what the

54:01

mom was gonna like so that she could strike

54:03

up that conversation and bond with her over it. She

54:06

found that out. She probably left that out of that video but

54:09

I'm willing to bet that she found that out somehow. So

54:13

she should be, you know, she could be using to

54:15

find love, sure. It's creepy but like

54:17

also she could be robbing people straight up.

54:22

Catching a name on a credit card

54:24

swipe is pretty like, you

54:26

gotta have some 20, like 30-30

54:29

vision for that. Yeah, that's

54:31

pretty impressive. So

54:34

assuming this is real, that's

54:36

very crazy to,

54:41

like how would you even, this

54:44

guy must, it must be the slowest credit

54:47

card swipe ever, you know? Yeah.

54:50

I guess if you insert the chip.

54:53

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe?

54:59

Yeah. But assuming it's real, I think

55:01

my thoughts are the

55:04

greatest threat to

55:06

your personal security are

55:08

your parents' Facebook pages. Yeah,

55:11

that's good. That's the least secure

55:13

aspect of your life. It's not you,

55:15

it's someone else. No, that's really

55:17

good. No matter how private

55:19

you try to be, your

55:21

parents are up there public. Even though you go,

55:23

every time you go to their place, you switch

55:25

their page to private. Now they figure out how

55:27

to switch it back to public. Yeah. Because

55:30

like, you know, Kathy from down the street wants to have

55:32

me, so I'll just make my thing, I

55:35

think I'm supposed to be public, right? Yeah.

55:38

And they're posting pictures of your like social security card.

55:42

Memories. Oh,

55:46

I remember when you were born and we had to

55:48

make you a citizen. I

55:54

remember the first street, the

55:57

first street we ever lived on and your pet. whose

56:00

name was blank. Yeah,

56:06

bro. You

56:08

can't be safe so long as you have old

56:11

parents on the internet. So I

56:13

think if there's any bit of advice I want

56:15

to put out there, it's disown your parents. Fully

56:19

disconnect from your parents. Don't let them be

56:21

in your life anymore if they're on the

56:23

internet. Now let

56:25

me ask you this. If you

56:27

were this guy and

56:29

you found this out. Yeah. That

56:31

she went to, you know, these

56:34

great lengths to get a date with you, how

56:37

would you feel? Um.

56:41

Because I'm sure there's some guys out there that would be

56:43

like, holy fuck, that's hot.

56:45

I think most guys would have to

56:48

say. You're fucking crazy. That is so

56:50

hot. I think most guys

56:52

would go, you're

56:55

clearly the one for me. Yeah,

56:57

exactly. Oh, we are destined

56:59

to get married. Yeah, I

57:02

definitely want you

57:04

to like, own

57:06

my life. I think that's what I want. I think most guys

57:08

would say that. I think most

57:11

guys would retell this story with a

57:14

wry smile. Yeah, yeah. And then.

57:16

Yeah, you

57:18

won't believe this. Guess how bad she

57:20

wanted me. Yeah. Even

57:23

though as soon as you get in a relationship, she's

57:26

gonna do the same shit. You know what I'm saying?

57:29

Yeah. Like clearly this girl is not

57:31

like, all the way. You know? Or

57:34

is she just like, she would probably be overly

57:36

suspicious about some shit that you're probably not doing.

57:38

Yeah. And she's out there like, well I thought,

57:40

I went to so-and-so's following list and I found

57:42

that you were used to be following this. You

57:45

know what I'm saying? Yeah.

57:50

Like this is like, this is crazy behavior.

57:54

Is it? Yes it is. Absolutely. You should

57:56

not be, you should

57:58

not be manipulating me. mom really

58:03

I you know

58:05

some dudes will probably disagree they'd be

58:08

like no this is this is romance

58:10

is this crazy are

58:14

you sure now

58:18

the one of the craziest things that she posts this knowing

58:21

that the guy is going to see it and the mom

58:23

is going to see it too well it's

58:25

cuz and like just she's

58:28

banking on them thinking like that's cute no

58:32

I think I

58:35

think it's because she has like

58:39

right after posting this I think

58:41

she's probably completely changed her

58:43

look like

58:45

with mom the mom thinks Savannah

58:48

is like a brunette like

58:50

when she went to the book club she didn't appear how

58:52

she looks here oh yeah she's

58:55

just two steps ahead this is what I'm saying

58:57

she needs to calm people you

58:59

need to be in this for money

59:01

like make this a profession Savannah

59:04

surely you're good at it what

59:07

what other do you got

59:09

any other fun stories she

59:13

pinned it I wonder if

59:18

I'm posting on my snapchat or

59:20

Instagram stories daily or

59:22

even multiple times a day that is

59:25

the easiest way to tell I have a crush on someone

59:27

I don't know what it

59:29

is I don't

59:31

know who needs to hear this today

59:33

okay I want the follow-up

59:36

story time that's what I want how

59:39

long ago did she post this sorry

59:46

what two days ago I'm just

59:48

laughing at you go I

59:51

want the follow-up story time I mean

59:54

that's what tick-tock is now please

59:56

part two please where's the part to find the ball

59:58

to It's

1:00:04

so funny that... I

1:00:07

don't know. Okay, here we

1:00:09

got Reynolds. We

1:00:13

got Renn... scroll down. What did Reynolds have to

1:00:15

say? Red flag, dude needs to

1:00:17

run. Yeah, straight to her. Nothing

1:00:21

like good old fashioned stalking. It

1:00:24

shows you care. Who

1:00:27

is Joe Goldberg? Yeah, is she talking about

1:00:29

the wrestler? Who is

1:00:31

that? I think it's the guy from you. Oh,

1:00:34

yeah. This

1:00:38

clip meant Alpha

1:00:40

Podcast about to go nuts with this

1:00:42

clip. Yeah. Like

1:00:45

how so? Okay,

1:00:48

so if I follow a girl... Yeah,

1:00:52

yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you're saying the double standard? Yeah,

1:00:55

they're gonna go ham on the double standard premise.

1:00:57

I think they would be more like, why aren't

1:00:59

women doing this for you every day? Because you're

1:01:01

a fucking loser. Why don't you

1:01:03

look like... you

1:01:05

know, you want to look like girls will do

1:01:07

this to... You want girls reading your credit card

1:01:10

in public. That's another angle.

1:01:12

Because they're so enamored by your

1:01:14

muscular Alpha status. Yeah, that's another

1:01:16

angle that they would take, yeah.

1:01:18

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:01:22

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:01:26

It's so funny that like, I don't know. She's

1:01:31

just like a southern single

1:01:35

girl just making TikToks about her life. And

1:01:37

then she just

1:01:39

inadvertently said some psycho

1:01:42

shit and just goes viral on Twitter. And

1:01:45

then like, oh, my video's getting a lot of

1:01:47

love. Oh, my God, my video's going

1:01:49

viral. Where is she? Does

1:01:53

she say where she's from?

1:01:55

It's probably like, I don't know. The accent. She

1:02:00

definitely got the southern drawl. I

1:02:04

mean... Could

1:02:07

this also be, you know, true

1:02:10

love? Yeah,

1:02:14

yeah. Couldn't this just be true

1:02:16

love? Yeah, yeah, which doesn't

1:02:19

really exist anymore. Yeah. This used to

1:02:22

be like pretty standard. She's

1:02:24

trying to meet someone the old-fashioned way.

1:02:26

Yeah, exactly. No, no, no, the

1:02:28

apps. She's not on the apps. She's not on

1:02:30

the apps. There you go. She's

1:02:32

just using OSINT, bro. Yeah. Exactly.

1:02:41

She just needs to start it. Oh, she's divorced. Oh,

1:02:44

where'd you find that at? That's a good little piece of info. The

1:02:46

third one. POV, you're unpacking and

1:02:48

you're starting over apartment after divorce. Oh.

1:02:53

I wonder where she... This is the first comment. Just

1:02:55

bring that stuff over to my house and let's start over together. Wow,

1:02:59

wasting no time. I

1:03:02

wonder where she put his body. Yeah,

1:03:09

the dude is stuffed. He's

1:03:12

got his body stuffed right out of frame. He's

1:03:16

in four different pieces and various chemical

1:03:18

drums. Yeah, exactly.

1:03:23

Did you see a story about that dude that

1:03:25

was on Joe Rogan? Yeah, yeah. What

1:03:28

is the deal with that? He

1:03:33

was like an activist attorney, I believe.

1:03:37

And he had been to prison. And

1:03:39

then came out and was very vocal about criminal rehabilitation

1:03:42

or something like that. Yeah.

1:03:45

And life around. I think so, yeah. Then

1:03:48

ended up, he fucking cut some dude to pieces in his apartment. Fucking

1:03:51

crazy. Insane,

1:03:53

man. What a story. Oh my God. All

1:04:00

the details are so like

1:04:03

increasingly violent and damning in

1:04:06

that story. They're like, yeah, the neighbor

1:04:08

heard the guy scream, please, I have

1:04:10

a family. You're like, oh my god.

1:04:13

Oh my god. What

1:04:16

the fuck? Jesus Christ. We

1:04:21

can remove the menache. Yeah. Can

1:04:23

we stop watching this? It's

1:04:26

a little weird that we've watched it 10 times

1:04:28

now. I didn't, it was just, you know. It

1:04:32

was just there, that's what I'm saying. It was there, yeah. No,

1:04:35

my, um, you

1:04:37

know, my wife has the parental control on my brain

1:04:39

chip. Yeah,

1:04:41

exactly. That's why you had on

1:04:43

your brain chip? Your Neuralink?

1:04:45

Yeah. She has the parental

1:04:48

controls on my Neuralink. I mean,

1:04:50

I kid you not. Yeah. It's a good crazy firewall

1:04:52

on there. The

1:04:54

husband firewall. It's kind of nice.

1:04:56

You know, I walk down the street. Like, I just, all

1:04:58

I see are dudes. Very

1:05:02

chill day. Every day. It's just the

1:05:05

boys. It's just dudes

1:05:07

in sports gear. Yeah. Everywhere I

1:05:09

go. I'm kind of starting to

1:05:11

like it differently,

1:05:14

but you know, like it's nothing, you know.

1:05:16

Yeah. A little bit too much. No.

1:05:20

Now when, when she forgets to turn the

1:05:22

firewall on, I'm going

1:05:24

nuts. Turn it back on.

1:05:27

I'm scared. I'm

1:05:29

scared. That's so funny. Yeah,

1:05:32

bro. I can't sports gamble anymore. Unfortunately,

1:05:36

it just takes me to bed, bath

1:05:38

and beyond.com. Yeah.

1:05:41

And anytime I try to go to Bovada. Anytime

1:05:45

I try to go to DraftKings, dude, it

1:05:47

just, it just redirects the home goods. And

1:05:51

I just ended up buying a bunch of candles. Yeah.

1:05:54

I'm kind of betting that they'll like be

1:05:56

worth more later. Yeah. I

1:05:58

kind of have this, you know, I have a new. way

1:06:00

of betting. I

1:06:03

bet on value.

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Yeah. What I do is I buy the candles

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that are the same color as my favorite sports team that I

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think is going to win that day. And then

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if they win I try to sell them

1:06:14

at a little bit higher of a price.

1:06:16

Sometimes it works. That's so

1:06:18

fucking stupid. So

1:06:20

sad. So

1:06:23

sad. Dude, let's pull up some world

1:06:25

news. Let's get into the news. Let's

1:06:27

do it in the bonus. Oh,

1:06:29

we live in the bonus? Yeah. And I really

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