Hahahahaha! Oh! I didn't see you there. I was just laughing at the latest installment of the Tipsy Testament where we discuss more adventures of the Israelites wandering in the desert!!!! We're in the book of Numbers this time which, contrary to what Veronica believes, is NOT a biblical phone book. But hey, she can try calling some of the numbers anyway. Listen in horror as we recount the time Moses committed the most heinous sex-crime ever recorded - wearing his own son's foreskin! Don't worry, though. It gets worse. Moses's poor sister gets struck with leprosy and has to live with her serpent brethren on the outskirts of camp. How sad. Not as sad as Alex and V's marriage counseling session, though. But surprise! You guys get another story! It's the Bible's version of Shrek complete with talking donkey and nonsensical plot! Hooray! XOXO Gossip Girl