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previously on the tony kornheiser show
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i
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i think speaks for a lot of people cause when we
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get voices, you can ,
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a who's that or what do they do know
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anyone that contributed to our students
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mass of yes
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but it reminds me when people were curious about floor
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is he said his name this course but it never
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heard him and they always say was abandoned
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business yeah was abandoned off abandoned
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yeah gags signal soon
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on as as the really didn't know who put it was
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it a specific is french with
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own specific orders cordless from
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the
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the tony kornheiser show is on
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now
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alrighty then i wanted to give
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you the geography of the show today because
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it's a little bit different than normal michael
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, i are six feet apart apart
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distanced an uncle ben is ben
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nigel is in queens is york soon
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as in new york new york right you're in manhattan
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new york new jersey of your new
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jersey yes so we have a lot of different
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people lot a great
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stretch of area and we'll see if
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the show works out we hope everybody
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connected right now hope we will see if
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the show works out that is the geography
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let's get to the actual show i
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took the dog out this morning to chassis out
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at about
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six fifteen
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there was a lot of commotion because
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it's the first day of school in washington
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dc it may be the first day of school where
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you are i i i don't know his
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first day of school in washington d c
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and it is the first day of school the
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baby boy booty what is
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what's the plan you can make me cry that i
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have a walker starts kindergarten today
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yeah this is i remembered picking
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up the bagels to air membered last year on
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this day montgomery county's first day so many of our
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listeners have probably already gone to the some last two
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weeks we've seen the photos the back to school
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outfits
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for us
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the it's this is his money to twenty
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ninth and we've had these visit days
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we took a the booster to go meet his kindergarten
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teacher and friday smoke completely shut
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down near the movie goes behind dad's
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legs and yeah maybe one around the sides
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funny then take him home to debrief
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and he he loved it he enjoyed
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sings classroom he's already met one or two friends
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we had a visit day and the playground but
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i think is gonna be gonna tough morning for morning
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for as soon as the drop off so
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i remember when elizabeth went to school
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for the first time this was
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pre k not kindergarteners was pre
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k and school lafayette
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elementary schools about six
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blocks away from the house and
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i took her took school and
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was ready to take her across the street
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into the school when she said i'm good
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i'll take it from here se and effect
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still is a snuggie anxiety was all mine
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she had absolutely no anxiety and
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liked it right away some i do remember
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that's so good luck with the baby boy
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and it is the first day
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of school is and you know not just
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the first day of school for him as
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the first day ever of school or
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the first day of school for everybody even
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the high school seniors is exciting it's
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exciting and it it it it's the end of summer
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labour day is not the end of summer the
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on september twenty first is not the end of
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summer first day of school is the end
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of summer nights yeah and
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it's it's new routines for all of us
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are going to see this with them with after
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school pick up with with that evening commute and
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for us we were so protected
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with the age of our kids over the last two years just because
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they're going to small neighborhood preschool and this is
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a larger imitates a t five
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pre k five and this this
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of vibe you have to get used to
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these larger situations in this is a school it's not
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masters never vaccine requirement were comfortable
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with where our family as but else it's
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just it's a design new beginning so
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over the weekend i did nothing did can
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play golf because my courses closed
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i can't play with alan cause allen was in
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delaware so i did nothing i
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just sat around and i did nothing and i
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watched a lot of television i watch the golf
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and i watch the nats i ,
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sure to watch and at the nats not
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yesterday not sunday but on saturday
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they get everything they can possibly get
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some paolo speed that must mean
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was their best starter which is a
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sad commentary on the nats because he really should
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be at this point in his career a long reliever
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they take him out of a game i mean it's a one
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nothing or one one game they
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take him out with to on they
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bring in a guy named mcgee i've
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never heard of scott don't know who
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he is don't know where the got him from muggy
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gives up to home runs in
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the inning and they're losing side to
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one at the end of the any i
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read that media's thirty six years
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old and has been in the majors for a long
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time what in god's name
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are the mess the mets the knobs doing
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bringing in somebody's a stopgap
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thirty six or develop your pictures
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skies that going to be with you develop
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your pets are so this made me very very
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angry as a thirty six or other take that personally
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well but you if you know he's at the end
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of his career and he shouldn't be
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pitching for the nats they should be pitching
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people to see if they have any ability
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yesterday though yesterday
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the nats broke their streak at forty
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three straight games i'm
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not having a starter win the game let
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me go through this very specifically
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that doesn't mean they lost forty three straight
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games it doesn't mean they're starters
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last forty three straight times
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it just means that for a variety
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of reasons one being that a started
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didn't go the full five innings like
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that would be one did started doesn't go the full
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five innings another situation
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being that the start of goes five go six
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has a lead the lead his last
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a starter doesn't get the win even if they get
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the win again they're not old for forty three
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at this point but what they are
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at this point is no starter has
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gone at li five innings left
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with a weed the lead has been sustained
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so the starter wins that was finally
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broken yesterday and it was broken by the right
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person patrick corbin
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who's had a terrible terrible
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year the given up the
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first two runs with again they were down to nothing
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early is that a terrible year but he's gone
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out there every time they sat him down
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once you know my position was a
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should have sat him for the whole year so we wouldn't lose
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twenty he still can lose twenty
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he still might lose twenty but
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see got the when when he left after six
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they were up three to two i went back
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and forth with chuck todd and chuck todd said now
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we need insurance runs and i just started
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the last do know is in the nuts
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don't get insurance runs a thing ever get
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insurance runs but didn't but now
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they snap that's the longest ever in the
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history of baseball forty
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three straight games without a starting pitcher winning
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and that is that as a courts and for you as
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he he is the right person for that
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with so many good series as weekend i can't
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believe it is give so much time to the nads breaking
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that's treated that's springs cards
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yeah the phillies you look like they're now as sherlock
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even with their loss us to cincy sherlock
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to that one of those wildcard still don't know the
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parties are doing fear that focus on
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the net starting pitching well starting mean that soon
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own eyes somehow strains of illusions
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strains that with and with watched i watched
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of the golf you
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all know my position on the golf i don't
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like the structure of the tournament
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i don't believe that anyone should
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get strokes you
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know after x amount the
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tournament's or year to give scotty
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schaeffler ten ahead of have the field
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is ridiculous schaeffler played very
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well for two days the people
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were close sure flay was reese
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was very close him was close
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mcelroy was close rom
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was close justin thomas was close
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for a while and then yesterday schaeffer
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was bad let me just say this say this
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i've had this conversation i
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believe that people usually when tournament's
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i believe there are occasions when people lose
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tournament's but mostly i believe people when
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tournament's and rak or i played well
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yesterday and played well the entire week
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this was was i believe michael were
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chef have lost the tournament i think he was three
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or four over on sundays and number one
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player in the world on a course that people were
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eating up he should never been three or four over
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and i believe that mcelroy won the tournament
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so it's an odd situation for me because
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i cannot say one takes
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precedence over another yeah i totally
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agree to letting that's a product of the format
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that goes into this again this format is changing
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and i can have that staggered starts but if you're looking
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at the way they're hinting at strokes that
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would look like you needed them committee that
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sunday yesterday is short game kept him kept
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him right there at the lead until macro
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remade that huge birdie putt i think goes on the fifteenth
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so amid curved from left
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to right at the end as a macro like lengths
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it off of off the flagstick to be able to save
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power on the very next toll i look and then
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throws it off the tent on the last
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whole gets a favorable drop yes he does
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sort this is a tournament that unfortunately
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as about collecting paychecks you look it will sell tours
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is injured who gets five hundred thousand dollars
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refusing in last place and unfortunately you don't
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get to watch a lot of the gulf the most
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meaningful moves as you're looking so mac or gets
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with eighteen million dollars for that second
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place gets is this a monaghan is so
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happy that rory mcilroy one rory mcilroy
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is the most articulate spokesman
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for the pg a tour though he is not
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born and raised in america and and ways they are back
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with tomorrow sports and with tg other
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monday night dot gov lake is basically
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a full civilian have a full partner of all
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the snow caesar looking at these are these
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players who moving up max homer made
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a huge movement is nets a couple million dollars
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the to probably it'll get to watch any this golf
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because you obviously have to focus on
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a line of readers yeah but in terms
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of the shifts of what this tournament means for players
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it's those it's those who knows three through ten
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we're seeing these his seismic shifts as to what
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one pot looks like settlers last whole
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history the able to save parts that
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five footer ends up being worth or three quarters
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of a million dollars that's is that one
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what the yours so this is the one tournament
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like that but this is sort of what the saudi tour
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is all the time it's just a race
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for money the saudi tour we expect
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we'll announce today that tim smith is joining
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and maybe that howell viner the third is joining
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telephone or the third a black
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american golfer going to the sweaty
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to or would in my mind be a
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big loss said pg a tour
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in my mind they're both both very
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big losses in terms of came smith of unit the
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number to play in the world to has one of the biggest
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winter we've seen the last couple years in the historic
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hundred fifty open open sea or and you look
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at mac or in many ways what he was not
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able to do with teenagers he was able to
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be a yesterday which is convert those bertie
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lox and take advantage of what is length is offering
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false bdsm the back nine he's touching made
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one eighties and if you look at what he's doing
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with that frame vs when we saw december
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the through his transformation that's unbelievable
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even make some was tweeting bad it's i think before
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the second round we just wanted to watch worry about
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so you're a pretty good player you're
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good golfer what is your ball speeds
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are that's a very personal question the earth
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i would say really detour average
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blinds that fifty i your cracking
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probably one thirty five to
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veto winner younger maybe into the one forties
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i would say this a very good high
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school golfers gonna be able to touch the mid
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one sixty to one seventy or
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one eighty get seem to elite territory
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on the pj toward to get to meet one eighties
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is , again unbelievable see like a toy
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ever maybe one sixty six i'm a
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little bit below that of by little bit i mean a a
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a decent percentage blow that part but
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you still good player sure i like to use
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the ground right now to get the to get back
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to my closer distances what is
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ball speed mean what does
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it means like like me when
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i watch baseball games and
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announcers annoyingly say they talk
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about the v the velocity
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to they'll say velocity said zeal i
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don't know what it means yeah
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there's probably some in sick
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to death that i can't really explain but a be something
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about the the transfer of your your
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speed in the efficiency in the quality of
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your strike what did you read it really
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really fast and it goes really really right
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what good is it is that it's the are quick
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that's why you're looking at roy where he is they
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are you know study even and an argument he's
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the best driver in the modern game that is
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able to get those speeds and still maintain
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his accuracy a couple
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of times though i watched he spews
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out there would chef so they bolted good drives they're
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actually within five yards of each other so
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said he's not it's not like mcelroy
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sydney twenty yards thirty yards past some
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butter again that's you that's you to suffer yes
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to who's using lot of the ground maybe pick up
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twenty thirty yards so that's what you
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mean by using the ground rory
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doesn't use the grounds is it's so high you
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doesn't necessarily need to the
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great graphic about this about maybe ten years
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ago at bethpage when i was rory
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and tiger a delicate tigers angle
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of attack as he's sitting down and boy's trying to
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say sorry hit a score it out
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there vs worry who had used to it that big
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sweeping draw you
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lost me the i know i'll on everybody but
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i do want to go down this is pat i'm sorry
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joakim mobile apps get ready to do the
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rest of the show michael wilbon will be with us
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loose clock will be with us to talk about serene
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a williams ah i'm nigel this
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could be her last her
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last event ever is that what we think i mean if
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she loses tonight does she would tire
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or does he didn't play wimbledon
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one more time what does she does she
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said this can be less singles event
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because he has ended in doubles with his sister so she
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could she could go very far in the tournament with venus i'm
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pregnant at the belief is that this this could be your
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last singles event yesterday
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them
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okay so that i'll be on as
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out on e s p n i assume i
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would i would think so i mean others i'm looking
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at ah yes be a now i see chris effort in
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john mcenroe so i assume
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that the rights to this particular event
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or yes pm because we're on e s p n two today
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because the open is on sale
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year and
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wilbon who has gone from from
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eastern part of europe to
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the western part of the united states
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let's just start with the ireland
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trip which trip know was made
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even better by northwestern winning but
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how was the entire week for you
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it was a great week tony it was the
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week if i scored it gets
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a nine
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the week didn't hear nothing to do it
17:29
again and , made
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it is when the great weeks of my life
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we had a great time a great
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trip a
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worldly golf courses at courses at
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manner and valley bunyan damn
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to play have to play badly bunyan and get
17:48
like largely a sunny day
17:51
local media temperature in dublin was like
17:54
seventy there are you
17:56
got to the gop was a dress code itself
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right
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the moment you open the doors of the
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car you know oh my god i've
18:04
made a mistake fifty
18:06
three in the wind is blowing twenty mph
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oh yeah all the sudden you're you're
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you're having enough saturday at the british
18:14
open the which ill
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judged i'm just extraordinary
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extraordinary a place of experience
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and now monocle back i
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am physically stronger and better
18:26
and largest recovering from his foot surgery article
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back they do it again but
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that was something extraordinary any
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for meals when he was it wasn't a week
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to tour as much i do a lot of that when
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i go abroad but
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this is we did is have lot of things related
18:43
to school business and the trustee in that
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that that a surprise i knew
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i went there were a lot of meetings and
18:50
things i need discussions i need to have
18:52
various people so that was
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all facilitate exposure all their together
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in the restaurant food to people
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dot the all of the everything
19:03
ah the the it to the welcome
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was going to chemistry to get us when
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i was going to seek it over and
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are all of it was extraordinary
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yeah dozen people who go
19:15
to play golf for a week in scotland
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or ireland always come back with the same
19:20
story they say that it
19:23
was beautiful fourth twenty minutes dental
19:25
was ninety miles an hour and then it was rain
19:28
and and was beautiful again and they are constantly
19:30
layering and d layering
19:33
this , hear this from everybody belly
19:36
bunyan is one of the store read courses
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in the world did you you know and and
19:40
you also semi video of a deer
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manner it's it's it's breathtakingly
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beautiful it is yes if if
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know tony out to his eyes more
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beautiful in that way
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then a day or manner i think is a destination
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the gonna be no or ryder cup in
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a few there's and twenty seven maybe
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so , at a dare manner
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and look i'm going back people for that is
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you know you never
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be any place like it and
20:12
tony was doubling was the city the city
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loaded douglas the
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city that ideas is
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is sitting maybe of about the
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know seven hundred thousand some like
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dalgleish bulgaria is
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like a million and million and he
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reaches for swing l wise
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and it looks like
20:32
i know higher m c c pandemic
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like be everywhere ,
20:38
the out late late they're clearly
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has no crime here young
20:43
women walking about
20:45
unattended because the leaving
20:48
work the leaving party or just walking
20:50
two dogs like
20:53
okay this is encouraging
20:55
this is great is
20:57
a great restaurants it just feel
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to new york city i
21:02
didn't expect from dublin
21:05
yeah
21:08
i'll come back here murphy
21:10
that's good to know how was the game
21:12
you won the game was going to lose the
21:15
game and you won the game
21:17
this is the
21:19
most that it's
21:21
fine football
21:24
when me that
21:27
, attended love letter tinted all
21:29
the big when i wasn't there there
21:31
in ninety five when we beat notre dame in
21:33
michigan on the road back to back i wasn't there
21:36
for about a block is no room to satisfy
21:41
we could become of the context of
21:43
playing no ill ireland
21:47
you edu being a lot of attention for
21:49
this nationalist we was the only game
21:51
of consequence with to a policy
21:53
the only conference game i say because
21:57
it's is on saturday and
21:59
so you have all this build up nebraska
22:02
had been lost fifty six thirty
22:04
seven last
22:06
year fifty six percent yeah
22:12
odd lakers who don't get anything right knee
22:14
more they give people your
22:16
be your friend you call him outside the
22:18
i just don't get good and right
22:20
they don't check right could last
22:23
i checked last i checked in with the the
22:25
had the lakers and
22:27
let's in the and be how dare
22:30
go so
22:32
they don't get anything right lately they
22:34
had the brasco the thirteen and a half
22:36
white paper
22:37
that's a lot
22:39
probably ended up the thing the thing that the reason
22:41
i said you know i was on
22:44
some shows and stuff and people's it what you know
22:47
inevitably with a win win a beat nebraska
22:49
me that lack cover the straddled to
22:51
spread when a when the game
22:54
because nebraska again not
22:57
as good as it thinks it is that's
23:00
the problem for the brass student dreadful for
23:02
i mean relative , the expectation
23:05
and and or seven
23:07
straight big ten games going back
23:09
to beating us fifty six seven last
23:11
year we're
23:13
gonna win this game this is not last
23:16
year we're not a kind
23:18
of situation what
23:20
will it be great every year two years
23:22
ago we were great gatsby the
23:24
the taken shape final gear they have
23:27
picked get the hell out of hostility with what's
23:30
your normal we're we're we're going to win in
23:34
nebraska gonna put a lot of pressure on your kids
23:36
and ago talk about how great they're going to be again
23:39
it is johnny rodgers is walk into
23:41
that door told ,
23:43
i texted many times were different likely
23:45
to up so said wasn't there for the
23:47
back surgeries you know i take my couldn't
23:49
to gel just yet yet
23:52
i said might none of this of a
23:54
job that's what happened tony
23:57
they think they're better than they are all
23:59
they time
23:59
i will say this and and i
24:02
agree with i grew what you're saying that they
24:04
think they're better because it is more important
24:06
in the state of nebraska to be better than it is in
24:08
almost any other state it's one of the two or three places
24:11
where that's a really big
24:13
deal in nebraska that football team is
24:15
great i thought scott show
24:17
us was the perfect time that's
24:19
who will be perfect and i saw a statistic
24:22
that there's something like five and twenty one
24:24
in one score games under him a doctor
24:26
and it or is it we both thought
24:29
it would work it's not working
24:31
the only country in a lot working
24:33
here that
24:36
mistake like it's a little ones like a game
24:38
mistake like chicken on sides for a
24:40
lot you do up eleven we
24:42
you pick onside when you you
24:45
that point you just think your superior clearly
24:47
though that's right that's what he did they make big mistakes
24:51
they didn't you daily the play
24:53
saturday and he played near north
24:55
dakota to let if i looked his citizenship
24:58
a stupid beaten and
25:01
the the didn't get sued picked up
25:03
on a bus and went straight
25:05
from getting a loss like that
25:07
to the airport to fly back to omaha
25:09
are linked and even
25:12
video below get it and these
25:14
mistakes are you making you making picture
25:16
mistakes you make a lot of in
25:19
they just seem to have big judgment mistakes at nebraska
25:21
and and then when they die so
25:24
you know i i
25:27
just loved the way we put not we that
25:30
i told you the for as
25:32
i don't know how good we are this year at next
25:35
year's ourselves like two
25:37
years ago was are year and
25:39
four years before that was our yeah we
25:41
can be good like that we're not going to be that
25:44
we're not going to let the other power fives are
25:46
conditions are super sensitive right
25:50
we've got two running backs a quarterback in a line
25:52
that gave up know sacks to the brand
25:55
okay no sex the
25:57
brand it that's
26:00
what about to have like two
26:02
hundred fifty yards together and
26:04
a quarterback or two to three to twenty
26:07
we can play a weekly duped
26:09
next after a byword we
26:11
need to revenge against duke i
26:14
know it's duke is duke for bought that makes
26:16
chef is walking out there i
26:19
wanted i want to crush due to i'm
26:21
gonna go to that who , so it
26:23
was the it was a big deal
26:25
at deal lot away tell you the stadium be have dogs
26:27
with like dot beautiful robbie
26:30
soccer stadiums his mistakes that it
26:32
didn't build recently around the
26:34
world the hosts
26:36
soccer and rugby ale house you know our
26:38
support in ireland is fascinated
26:41
with college football which is weird dynamic
26:43
was at will get into i did explain that you like it's
26:45
be attacked you did you do splendid less
26:47
know it's worldwide fascinating
26:51
in a sunday the
26:54
sunday times yesterday is a picture on
26:56
the front you want
26:58
the sunday times in northwestern at nebraska
27:01
this week for us there
27:04
were certain it will look
27:06
was still was little school little get it where the power
27:08
five were in a conference that has more ambition
27:11
kevin we're kevin the commissioner the
27:13
big ten's taken a lotta heat for lot
27:15
of people as he was elected commissioner
27:17
he figures he now the
27:19
look allowed to the beach that's
27:22
pretty damn good could discourage hoops
27:24
brilliant she they would be great
27:26
commissioners are you the already that
27:29
no we don't get a picture on the front
27:31
of the sunday times that's a big
27:33
deal well it's an oddity has it's american football
27:36
but what are you doing that were really
27:38
matters how guitar hero
27:40
illness tell people where you are now what you
27:42
doing
27:43
i'm in i'm eleanor the
27:45
alto california were very close to it
27:47
fell apart that is unbelievable
27:50
resort rosewood died
27:53
he sings have popped up in a fabulous wherever
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they are i didn't want didn't want a few
27:57
years ago but in this is our
27:59
i'm here i
28:02
will of hours to be
28:05
a bad boy for amanda bally onus
28:07
of enter now be hosted
28:10
, that i mean she hosted i assist
28:13
assist like the killings merrill of far
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out of , far
28:19
series wonderful golf
28:21
stem he said yeah i've done
28:23
it's a few times now and stuff said to me season
28:25
i love of these do this of indeed sick
28:27
and jc i'm
28:30
happy to be there steph
28:33
curry and his wife they
28:35
do so the people fit the to sit back
28:37
in a cafe in a separate luck in
28:40
the media loves them they painted some and
28:42
did than that korea's
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white have a foundation cause he learned
28:47
place the really
28:50
what they do is one of the things you do
28:53
that but they raise money for people to eat
29:05
in of meals the
29:07
people can sort and that
29:09
is wives had the steph curry delia
29:13
is that you can get them from ireland there'll be stupid
29:15
i'm like yeah yeah yeah actually can because
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of google totally google european
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headquarters is that with w and
29:22
because of google and other he
29:25
dug in dublin is a place to are heading european
29:29
headquarters for a lot of big time international
29:32
businesses i checked and tech
29:34
businesses they're not start flowers
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and a half yesterday from dublin to san francisco
29:41
but so i did that yesterday or less to do
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list w that news as your three thirty
29:47
immediately slapped could i add my
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body's asked about a jet name doesn't
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affect me nor the historically but this
29:53
is like you and me colors and sylvia
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like lady
29:58
the remember what that was like i felt we
30:00
the kitchen table my yet when down
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on the kitchen table
30:04
i don't i don't sleep as of
30:06
at the second death in this was so
30:09
, remember that be returning
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to my room so daddy's it they
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started my workday the be
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later this month and
30:19
a couple hours actually start is actually century
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earlier the stamps earlier golf course it
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would separate is why do so people
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you know that i , want ppl
30:29
i've done is a couple times my wife to
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a new generation of people this is that like
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me and you doing this that
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is all basketball players thirty what
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this the project one of these will abroad
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university of chance to wish him at
30:48
university of akron anything
30:51
you know i love it if you could be there yeah
30:53
i'll be there you
30:57
don't believe people look at these guys as
30:59
players in a debate with the coaches
31:01
as korea
31:04
le bron james do think that people
31:09
will i make people's lives better
31:12
the web is that probably does that i'm
31:14
i'm signed up today movies
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you injure yourself
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enjoy yourself i'll see you next week
31:21
somewhere down the road and give my best to steph
31:24
curry i believe that will deter
31:27
michael wilbon boys and girls would take a break loose
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i remembered i'm terrified of my wife so i wrote a
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will love of athletic competition passed on
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to me by my own high school football coaching
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father of not transferred to my to homeschool daughters
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get them to ride skateboards at the park while i
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of that email you should do that yeah and
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we can venmo people whatever venmo
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and you know what you offer yeah i don't really want to do
35:08
that i suspect this , joins
35:11
us now she's in new york she
35:13
wrote an enormous peace yesterday
35:15
really a long piece on
35:17
serena williams in which you less
35:19
gave her you
35:21
, her credit but also also
35:24
john mcenroe increase severed and paul
35:27
and a cone praising her as
35:29
you know at what they say see revolution
35:32
they say if chris efforts as it for god sakes
35:35
to revolutionize women's tennis can you
35:37
explain it
35:38
he has first
35:41
of all citizens thanks for having
35:43
me tony they
35:46
wouldn't have the point they were making
35:48
and that i was trying to make in turn is it
35:51
she doesn't just
35:52
the
35:53
then the player who won
35:55
the most slams in the
35:57
open era she leaves
36:00
the aim that is forever changed
36:02
because she competed so
36:05
first
36:06
inside the court
36:08
you know it's the power she brought
36:10
to the game the power of her groundstrokes
36:13
of her serve on
36:15
is really forced other
36:17
women to up their game
36:20
on you know we might remember
36:22
an era where justine henin
36:25
you know other
36:27
you know him physically smaller
36:29
players with the a
36:32
lighter touch although just seen
36:34
had had had pretty did
36:36
well against arena but it is a suit
36:38
she introduced a power that just
36:40
set a fire bar on
36:43
so we're at and then i see she also
36:45
introduce of added
36:48
a mess as absolute determination
36:52
, the full range of emotions
36:55
behind his competitiveness that
36:58
women didn't traditionally show
37:01
wanted tennis court tennis mean chris being the
37:03
archetypal you don't express your
37:05
emotions your soda bottles off
37:07
right but that okay
37:10
and it might even help you if you scream
37:12
and roar and stare down and you
37:14
to do whatever you need see
37:16
made that okay
37:19
for all women to do on
37:21
i think because of it
37:24
you know the fact that she is
37:26
black that she came from could
37:29
not have come from more
37:31
different first pipeline
37:33
to the top ranks of tennis not
37:36
only com sin is you know taught
37:38
by her parents aren't but
37:40
really took no part in the traditional
37:43
junior ranks it completely
37:45
blew open the notion of us
37:48
who can play tennis who can who
37:50
can dominate tennis that's a sport can
37:52
be for for you you don't
37:54
have to be ah as a silver
37:56
spoon country , child
38:00
and you know that money she
38:02
totally reset what women
38:04
are worse you know at what
38:06
female athletes and tennis or worse
38:09
on venus more bubbly advocated
38:11
for equal pay but this goes to sponsorship
38:14
money to prime time television
38:17
on you know which was a big
38:19
big deal that two thousand and
38:21
one us open that was
38:24
first put on prime time tv
38:26
and it had innocence rena just
38:28
so seats he will retire with ninety
38:30
four million in career
38:33
earnings of the sponsorship that's
38:35
a history making and bet
38:38
that takes the women's game to a new
38:40
level so sorry to be so long winded but
38:42
don't know them as on ways in which
38:44
has changed did it is not
38:46
the same it's a different sport then
38:49
she steve
38:50
waded into at age fourteen
38:52
fifteen
38:54
he's gonna be forty one soon
38:56
she's been here forever she's playing
38:59
tonight at seven o'clock on
39:02
d s p n there are thrilled
39:04
to have her because she's gonna draw an
39:06
enormous number she's playing a woman
39:08
i have absolutely never heard of
39:10
and i would ask you is this
39:13
it do you think is this does
39:15
she do you maybe she can win
39:17
can couple of matches but do you think her appearance
39:20
at the us open is actually it might
39:22
she play wimbledon next year or the open
39:24
next year just for old time's
39:26
sake
39:27
well if you read
39:30
the article the as a she wrote in
39:32
vogue if which which triggered
39:35
condoms global have mine serene a williams
39:37
announced his retirement she doesn't
39:39
put a date to it it's not explicit
39:41
she leaves wiggle room you know she speaks
39:44
about on transitioning
39:46
away from tennis so
39:48
and then just this week she announced that should
39:50
be playing doubles with venus here so
39:53
say she could lose tonight said
39:55
in for singles campaign but she'll
39:57
play on in this tournament in double
39:59
for a while maybe throw the and on
40:02
if she gets passed his first round she sadly
40:04
plays this likely place this number
40:06
two seed and the next round
40:08
so that would be a much tougher lip but
40:11
i am not sure that after of
40:14
or singles match last singles
40:16
match for boss whenever it comes it
40:18
don't know that she's gonna put clarity to it's
40:20
absolute definitive clarity to
40:22
clarity to it why would she
40:25
ah i i feel like this would
40:27
be her last us open yeah
40:29
but i wouldn't be signed his
40:32
he had a second thought
40:35
baby and we see her again either
40:38
this season or but
40:40
she's also alluded to wanting to
40:42
have a second child and
40:45
then that may dictate
40:47
that if if she becomes pregnant
40:50
and you know you gotta believe at least
40:52
two years will go by until
40:55
she would be ready to come back at that point she'd
40:57
be forty three and a place i think that
40:59
the first that
41:00
yeah you expect you to win tonight or
41:02
lose
41:06
i think some when i mean you
41:08
know her last match with a loss to
41:11
radical new in which she did not
41:13
play well on that upon a
41:15
one because she kept
41:17
the ball and fly long enough and foreign
41:19
error for the most part of so
41:22
that was not impressive that made
41:24
me think voice arena could not make
41:26
it past the first round but you
41:28
know this know this champion
41:31
this is new york agency
41:33
has
41:33
i agree harper
41:34
and her opponent is ranked abs
41:36
in the world ah i
41:38
don't which is ever played for enough it's
41:41
it's a third too many factors
41:43
i think serene it is gonna
41:45
lie like a phoenix sit
41:47
up and i think she will win
41:49
this by that we we can't say
41:52
enough about the the new york
41:54
crowd and the electricity that i know
41:56
you're familiar with that that is
41:58
through the roof for the exceptional
42:01
moments whether it's connors resurgence
42:04
at age thirty nine or we you know
42:06
what was urged agassi his last
42:08
max or yo any time venus
42:11
and serena played years ago
42:13
during the play it is is
42:15
this your it it might come across
42:17
on tv but not as much as sort of
42:19
sitting there i think so and
42:21
i agree with that i grew the completely is
42:23
there a second that that you know
42:25
of with serene or is there something
42:28
that she wants to do next
42:30
that you sent her to do next
42:33
it currently is see can
42:35
choose from a vast array and
42:37
she's not telegraphed it on e c
42:40
c is a kind of
42:42
an entrepreneur as i don't mean that since
42:44
i kind of an entrepreneur that's a bit
42:47
of is she has want some businesses
42:50
she's an investor and some things
42:52
see on so
42:54
she could have could have
42:56
in business he
42:59
could have any commentary job
43:02
she was i'd i don't see her doing
43:04
that on a
43:06
you know nidal basically pleaded with
43:08
her to stay involved in tennessee
43:10
you know he is in the sense that the
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sport is better when said champion
43:15
stay connected to the game so
43:17
seats and right heard secured but
43:20
see loved her daughter she
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loves being a mom and that may
43:25
you know family may come to the for
43:27
were as the family's always been important
43:29
to serene and been as on that
43:32
may be her priority but that
43:34
you know of the wide world is open
43:36
to whatever she wants to pursue
43:39
more than i do any athlete i can name
43:41
i will get away from serena
43:44
with the what i think is the other headline
43:46
of the tournament novak djokovic
43:48
didn't show up the runway
43:50
him he got booted out of australia
43:53
the hasn't won a major or
43:55
year he's still one
43:58
behind the doll and he has no chance the
44:00
catch him this time because he's not
44:02
there i don't like joke
44:04
of its we've gone through this a million times
44:06
but gosh i'd i
44:08
sort of admire the fact
44:11
that he's willing to the
44:13
and by whatever principles he as and
44:16
give up what could make
44:18
him the greatest player of all time statistically
44:20
how do you feel about that
44:24
yeah so wanting to say
44:27
no that good win wimbledon
44:29
that year i'm so i'm sorry i
44:31
died i planted interested when we have undies
44:34
they get near year not meet and
44:36
eight and so he's at
44:38
twenty one know
44:40
those twenty one
44:41
to ah so
44:43
the only grand slam he contested this
44:45
year he
44:47
the one
44:47
now he did not win the french he contested different
44:49
sites
44:50
and and clear on
44:52
the that's right stuff because he didn't he get to your my
44:54
darling of friends
44:56
darby him in a french running
44:58
did he struggled and a doll was
45:00
not well you know was really laboring
45:02
up with an injury and
45:04
that drug which had not
45:07
had is much much
45:08
hi i'm be though
45:11
i didn't hear the deal out there
45:14
there may be may year or two the
45:16
difference between them joke which
45:18
is younger he has had fewer
45:20
injuries he doesn't punish
45:23
his body to the extent an adult as
45:25
so i see his career lasting
45:27
longer agenda at all i do
45:29
think he still will finish with the most major
45:31
setbacks the metric you care about on
45:34
he took himself out of this
45:36
us open but was gonna be taken
45:38
out of it anyway be not because of
45:40
because open policy but you know
45:43
it's us immigration herb customers
45:46
i'm saying the wrong thing but he would not be allowed
45:48
in the country as an and back player so
45:50
in terms of empathy sympathy
45:52
for know back not being able
45:55
to compete at australia and here
45:57
i
45:58
nectar nine
45:59
just because these are his
46:02
choices and he is a super
46:04
smart guy he has made
46:06
the choice to not be vaccinated
46:09
he has affirmative reasons
46:11
why for him it's a risk he doesn't
46:13
wanna take you know he feels he has
46:15
better off not putting the stuff
46:17
in his body whatever is in the vaccine
46:19
and i absolutely respect that
46:23
and and i said just sacrificing
46:25
doing so it is
46:27
his treats i spent on this is way
46:29
way more than you and i'm risk
46:32
and someplace ammunition were not defined
46:34
by by being the greatest
46:37
in the world at a particular sport so the
46:39
calculus is clear to him and he
46:41
has a smart guy and he's a grown up so
46:43
offer those faces no i don't
46:45
said cure for him for
46:48
missing this com i you
46:50
know i can certainly quibble with doesn't make sense
46:52
this is policy makes sense you know if
46:54
the cdc as saying loosen up on
46:56
code red you know why is this policy
46:58
not really and saying that's a whole different
47:00
conversation on and
47:03
and i think that's the other men
47:05
in that to work
47:06
either think this is a stupid
47:09
rule said not allowed to play or think
47:11
it's lamentable i'm in a few will say
47:13
yea that's one less dire have
47:15
to go through but you know the doll
47:17
was very clear it's all the best player
47:19
should be here i'm sorry for him
47:22
on but as i don't know
47:24
five even answered your question
47:26
the biggest story on the men side
47:28
in at least events field wide open
47:30
yes thank you enjoy
47:33
yourself we will talk to you as the tournament
47:35
goes on of that's okay
47:36
the of course of course on
47:39
you guys take care of racy her your voice
47:41
the park boys and girls will take a break will
47:43
come back with email and jingle and tony kornheiser
47:47
you're listening to the tony kornheiser
48:07
it is eric too long and the slappy boys
48:09
i love the notion of the slappy boys
48:12
nigel you're not here you're
48:14
not where but as the bagels are and michael picked up
48:16
the bagels day we got bagel sandwiches but why don't
48:18
you do the ad anyway thank
48:20
, yes but that's the bagels we love them you will
48:22
as well all you need to do is go to the feds the bagels dot
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com for the location in the dc area
48:27
nearest you then pop on it and you'll be thrilled
48:30
thrilled will do it for us today before we get to the mailbag
48:33
let me quote something quote a
48:35
crash davis talking the nuclear luge come
48:37
on meet you're not going to hit me because he's starting
48:39
to think about it already starting to think
48:41
how embarrassing it would be the missing front of all these
48:43
people have somebody might laugh come on
48:45
rook shows that the million dollar on because
48:47
i got a good idea about that five cent head
48:49
five yours lovely thanks
48:51
to our guest today michael wilbon and lives clock thanks
48:54
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49:03
to bethesda vegas money i wish nigel giving
49:05
me more of a warning about the new speed bumps on
49:07
little parkway are they are
49:09
car know they just did they slowed down
49:11
so you're never going to get the late on river oh okay
49:14
sorry about that from jeff borger
49:16
or jeff barger in hillsboro north carolina
49:19
frequent email or on thursdays
49:21
podcast she said quote i went to high school
49:23
i can cut a bagel is this afraid
49:25
or corleone moment i'll hang up
49:27
and listen from jason's moral
49:29
the general manager of the syracuse mats
49:32
has been fabulous contributor lately
49:34
he writes from a promotion no one
49:36
knew about are cared about we now have started
49:38
quite have thing not only is dan burn
49:40
flying into come is the game the did with danbury
49:42
and does he wrote a song about the syracuse mets
49:45
we've received numerous emails texts in the light
49:47
from well wishers of can come we've received
49:49
two notifications of possible attendants and i
49:51
heard on the last show some new little from
49:54
buffalo may make the trek out the
49:56
over under on people who say la cheese or people is
49:58
still at five but the line may move may i
50:00
need to talk to jeff monsey with the process
50:02
is for events like this or we may not
50:04
tack the stadium it certainly is fun and
50:07
that is what minor league baseball is all about
50:09
some eric wonder gone in i'm boston
50:12
is a wonderful cartoonist just
50:14
a great artist i had an idea for the one
50:16
and only mascots to the syracuse
50:18
mess with cheese or he night i sent it along to the
50:20
general manager on facebook and twitter
50:23
i was thinking his name to be so
50:25
you achieve that if you
50:27
think of anything better let everyone know
50:30
that's a lovely picture of it i'm holding it
50:32
up no one that michael can see it from
50:34
dog in charlotte north carolina one quick
50:36
question about what she's reunites do we
50:38
know if he did so is it will be presiding as the queen
50:41
of ceremonies for the evening maybe louise
50:43
i'm look would take the on in her absence
50:45
just an idea ps actually saw the circus
50:47
mets play recent against my local charlotte nights
50:50
had i known the team's affiliation with the show i would have
50:52
spent the whole night shouting with she's real their dugouts
50:54
until somebody gave me something for free instead
50:57
i spent the night heckling the center fielder number fifteen
50:59
about getting a haircut that's not the best
51:01
example the scepter my church youth and
51:03
i had fun i'm to read
51:06
the way or the high by think it's flag
51:08
in springfield missouri rope and a yardstick
51:10
it makes me so happy some
51:12
into frank stand to bentonville
51:15
arkansas the shows from last we
51:17
gave me some david aldridge moments one
51:19
i know unless frank she's my hands
51:22
taught me how to snow ski and hockey skates
51:24
my seat of not sustained any injuries due to those
51:26
activities thankfully ironically she's
51:28
rather short like napoleon but that is irrelevant
51:31
to i know a guy dogmas his name is
51:33
roger goodell or as he is affectionately
51:35
referred to here in the northeast arkansas
51:37
mr good ol the restaurant in hanover
51:40
new hampshire that one of the musical contributors
51:42
spoke of as the lone pine and is
51:44
simply called now the pine of pine
51:46
nuts the fine points i worked there briefly
51:48
while living in hanover good sir roger
51:51
was dropping his daughters off at dartmouth in the fall
51:53
of two thousand and nineteen and had lunch of
51:55
the restaurants very kind gentleman ordered
51:57
a salad didn't make much of a fuss it off
51:59
different the top ten moment of my lifetime
52:02
i will remember i'll shut up and wonder why
52:04
someone in arkansas owns the denver broncos
52:06
ps from michael the wine and cheese the me
52:08
undies a particularly comfy the so as
52:10
at a resort to quite apparent some
52:13
just know in gaithersburg maryland
52:15
the mr tony it's overpriced free cherries
52:18
as he peruses the aisles of the refugee
52:20
safeway of lead us and behave
52:22
like the elderly gentleman i had to deal with fifty
52:24
years ago i was approached his clerk
52:26
at a howard beach will bounce our beaches in
52:28
queens are mostly long island a
52:30
supermarket chain in the early seventies several
52:33
times a week a tall thin older man would come
52:35
in and put a handful of cherries in a bag this
52:37
is when they were so loosely a not prepared
52:40
and will proceed to march down the aisle and eat the cherries
52:42
putting one up mister tell me as he would spit
52:44
the pits on the floor causing a mess
52:46
and a safety hazards being a sixteen year
52:48
old pimply faced kid taught to respect my elders
52:51
i could take no action other than to walk behind
52:53
him with a broom and clean up his mess i felt
52:55
like the guys on car free mackinac
52:57
island that walk behind the horses to clean up
52:59
their messes with i wanted to take that
53:01
push broom and whack him in the head er sticky
53:04
you know where i feared losing my dollar thirty five
53:06
per hour jobs if i insulted
53:08
a customer there were a few great beaters
53:10
to the did the same before most grapes for sold
53:13
of the seedless friday dealing with these
53:15
slobs and misdemeanor commuters i
53:17
left a supermarket business as soon
53:19
as i could tell sin older man
53:21
vs do we do one more that
53:24
okay will do one more than sure
53:26
michael salamone a ceremony in
53:28
rochester new york i never thought
53:30
i would he have you use my wife's home town for
53:32
a park new york in my hometown rochester
53:34
in the same podcast it occurred the day
53:37
you were talking about swastika high school my
53:39
wife did not go there but i remember hearing all about
53:41
it he mentioned how you wish you had gone to the university
53:43
of rochester my home town but it's very cold
53:46
there my wife and i met at niagara university
53:48
in the seventies or in years of frank laden and calvin
53:50
murphy great days for purple legal basketball
53:53
one day and my freshman year of few of us are playing
53:55
intramural flag football one afternoon before
53:58
best varsity basketball stars the official
54:00
practices movie was running laps
54:02
and laden would come outside every so often to make
54:04
sure the towel was doing what he was supposed to do laden
54:07
went inside and murphy came over and he said he wanted to
54:09
run a couple of snaps with us who is a high school
54:11
all american football player in connecticut you
54:13
don't say no to a monteagle
54:15
rigid legend so we let them play the wideout
54:17
position i oppose them as a safety
54:19
came right at me spun around caught a button
54:21
hook pass i took a leap out of mr
54:23
and got a mouthful of sand i can still remember
54:26
him flying down the sideline like a jet to
54:28
score a touchdown good thing i miss them
54:30
if i'd injured him and prevented him from playing ball
54:32
that year i would have been the latest statistic
54:34
of someone going over niagara falls love
54:37
your show listening for years thanks for the laughs
54:39
in the interesting information best
54:41
of luck to you your family and your staff thank
54:44
, to michael if you're out on your bike tied everyone
54:46
has always do where wife i
54:52
go from marblehead
54:54
to reveal
58:30
oh i've noticed for
58:33
obama
58:52
the latter the flag you
58:54
don't
58:55
the
59:00
i didn't make me feel
59:07
every good thing on
59:09
his
59:22
are you from me
59:23
you do
59:36
here
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you're them has never
1:00:24
had
1:00:36
man the new perfume
1:00:43
made me star to
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see
1:00:51
humphrey the had a man
1:00:53
brain
1:00:57
every single
1:00:59
word usage
1:01:20
the rob this
1:01:21
by your time
1:01:37
ah
1:01:49
nema live i say
1:02:12
now do so
1:02:20
the minute hand
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ahead
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the bad mood
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