I originally wrote this episode because I was failing at finding a job. I rewrote it after I found one. I also rewrote it because I feel better than I did back then.

A Paper Train Ep. 2: "Aaron Bushnell"

Mar 11th, 2024 8m 32s

Rest in Power, young man.

A Paper Train ep. 1: "Lovebirds"

Mar 4th, 2024 7m 28s

This new series will be exactly like "An Actual Train of Thought". Only difference is that this series has a script. And a microphone.And less tangents.And more coherency.

What Are You?

Feb 26th, 2024 4m 1s

I, for one, am somebody who is proud of my current upload schedule.

Who Are You?

Feb 19th, 2024 4m

At Least I know you are listening.

How Are You?

Feb 12th, 2024 3m 58s

You don’t have to answer. I know you’re doing great.

An Actual Train of Thought pt. 14

Feb 5th, 2024 8m 3s

Previous episode was all over the place. This one is all over the place as well, but the surface area is smaller.

An Actual Train of Thought pt. 13

Jan 29th, 2024 8m 10s

You know the drill. I talk about my thoughts, and you listen. I mean, you are listening right?

An Actual Train of Thought pt. 12

Jan 22nd, 2024 6m 47s

I take some of your time to talk about friends. Thanks for listening.

An Actual Train of Thought pt. 11

Jan 15th, 2024 9m 24s

Okay, this will be the final episode I’ll make on january 1st. Pinky promise.

An Actual Train of Thought pt. 10

Jan 8th, 2024 7m 29s

I recorded this on january 1st, but it’ll go live in a week from that day. Perhaps this will make Mr. Algorithm like me more.

An Actual Train of Thought pt. 9

Dec 31st, 2023 19m 13s

At some parts of this episode you’ll hear water trickling down. That’s not me taking a piss. That’s the house moving water through the pipes. I wouldn’t dare pee while talking to you, I don’t *know* know you like that, you know?

Statville Stories #2: The Collars

Oct 10th, 2023 12m 39s

There are statizens walking around with collars. Here’s what I found out about them…

Statville Stories #1

Oct 10th, 2023 16m 19s

Introductions and that one time I turned into a rat.

An Actual Train of Thought pt. 8

May 11th, 2023 18m 6s

I talk a little bit about how my life has gone so far, but mostly I give unsolicited life advice, as I often do. I also look at a guy peeing in the bushes.