Lily discovers Nigella with blood on her hands and … the walls and the floor. Not to worry its “Just Offal” - her new tinned food concept. The village is abuzz as it’s The Festival of St Stevie where all the women gather in the forest, wearing handkerchief dresses, to summon the spirit of the Welsh goddess Rhiannon. 

There is controversy as town Mayoress Hillary has banned Courtney (again) because she is not really a woman -  but our drag queen has other ideas!

On hearing that Nigella is bringing a pot of her Offal Risotto for supper, Mother Theresa hatches a plan to expose the source of her exquisite sweetmeats.

The unexpected appearance of Lord Gaga (on whose land they are accidentally trespassing) foils her scheme when he declares Just Offal the most delicious thing he’s ever eaten and offers to distribute it throughout his supermarket empire. 

Featuring the vocal dexterity of Emma Leonard, Simon Van Der Stap, Sara Stone, Jo Briant and Shaun Martindale. Recorded & Produced by Geoff Mc Garvey & Mark Leonard at SoundEngine. Written by Mark Leonard.
Best enjoyed with a cup of tea, a Bex and a good lie down!