In our second Xmas special, Chris and Tom introduce Gerry to the concept of dead musicians, we all weigh in on the great 'I Got You' debate, and Nigella Lawson shows her emotional/hungry side.

Ep 8 - Santa's Buggered Jukebox

Dec 15th, 2021 39m 16s

Merry December! It's a BUMPER EDITION of Turntable, with musical quizzes up the wazoo. Tom, Chris, and Gerry ponder Kardashian advent calendars, songs NOT to drive to, and ask which came first, the snowman or the snow.

Ep 7 - Next Sandwich-Snowed ft. Dr. Dre

Dec 1st, 2021 33m 55s

BRRRRRRRRRace yourself for a chilly pod this week! Don your puffy white snow jackets and grab a festive Pret A Manger, as we talk Oasis, East 17 and Stephen Sondheim.

Ep 6 - Mariah Carey's Portal To Hell

Nov 17th, 2021 35m 2s

It's pretty much a Celebrity Special!!! Phantom Benetar, Elvis Postello, Kendrick Yo-Yo-Mar and Wiggy Stardust all feature alongside your regulars, Tom, Chris, and Gerry. Warning - there is mention of Christmas. It's November. We know.

Ep 5 - It's A Spookiful Day feat. Thumbells (3/10 Spook Rating)

Nov 5th, 2021 36m 57s

In this quite possibly spooky episode, we hit upon such important musical topics as the scarcity of Lion bars, and the not-so-scarcity of pigeon poop. Welcome to scare-city.

Ep 4 - Comfy Chassezes, Bonding, and The Nefarious Plans Of Klaus Harmony

Oct 21st, 2021 37m 58s

This week on The Turntable, Kanye drops the “Kan”, Katy Perry drops her best feline pun and Klaus Harmony debuts in the Turntable Cinematic Universe.Subscribe to The Turntable Podcast on your platform of choice for your fortnightly dose of musi

Ep 3 - Klaus Harmony's Cans On Strings

Oct 7th, 2021 30m 58s

In this episode of The Turntable we discuss the newly released ‘Diana- The Musical’, contemplate Abraham Lincoln and Blink 182, and discover the magical Klaus Harmony.Subscribe to the show for your regular dose of musical madness!

Ep 2 - Stoke-ing Drake's Shiny Charizard

Sep 23rd, 2021 30m 32s

We’re back to explore the myth of Drake’s shiny Charizard, the Teletubbies make a surprise appearance and it’s another edition of Hit Me With Your Best Fact.Subscribe to the show for your regular dose of musical madness!

Ep 1 - Hatless Groove Swan

Sep 12th, 2021 34m 3s

We're back after a 2 year break! This week it's the return of Nordic pop purveyors ABBA, the Chinese government's disapproval of breaking wind and ZZ Top's rampaging buffalo.Subscribe to the show for your regular dose of musical madness!

Ep 26 - Pet Benetar's 2-Month News Roundup

Feb 13th, 2019 42m 52s

We're back! After a brief hiatus while Tom had buggered off to Oz, we're ready to force-feed you several mouthfuls of all the best musical porridge that's happened in our absence.

Ep 24 - The Great Pyramid Of Dead Drummers CD's

Dec 6th, 2018 41m 9s

Another edition of the best usually weekly music podcast is here. So much happened this week in the world of music that we couldn't quite comprehend it all, so it ended up taking a whole week to comprehend (and edit). Whoops. But don't worry, w

Ep 23 - The Un-Covering Of Darlin' Steph

Nov 26th, 2018 47m 12s

Your weekly music magazine podcast is back with yet another(slightly late)dose of topical banter. This week we introduce a new segment sharing our favourite cover songs - we also keep tabs on Threatin's latest antics, give birth to a surprising

Ep 22 - The Threatin'in Chihuahua Shaft

Nov 15th, 2018 44m 48s

What's that? It's an attention grabbing question at the start of the description, you say? Well, I'd better read it then! In this week's podcast, we find out precisely how one long-haired man fooled the world of music, examine yet another awful

Ep 21 - I Wanna Make A Fruity Megatron Out Of You

Nov 8th, 2018 33m 41s

Quizzes galore (two) in this week's episode of your favourite music magazine podcast. At The Turntable, we like to stretch the definition of galore to its absolute (lower) limit. Chris covers the 'breaking' news that Sinead O'Connor is losing t

Ep 20 - Theremin And Seraphim Spooked The Jedi Empi-air

Oct 31st, 2018 39m 4s

It's a Halloween special, so open wide for some musical treats! ...This episode is very strange. Be forewarned. There's a whole bit where we spend awkwardly long coming up with awful festive Star Wars puns. An attempt was made by Gerry to actu

Ep 19 - Don't Get Fresh With Mahler's Guinea Pig Race

Oct 25th, 2018 33m 52s

No way, no way are you going to cope should you miss this weeks serving of musical morsels. Our trio of self-branded 'Men2Boyz' grapple with conductor's batons, frog's legs, Dr. Seuss suppositories, and much much more.

Ep 18 - Chris & Gerry's Weekend Movie Spec-Cat-Ular

Oct 21st, 2018 50m 9s

Grab your popcorn, put your biggest socks on, and cosy on up to the glamourous warmth of the only podcast that isn't sponsored by a shaving company. This week, we have a long natter about film music, moan about Christmas biscuits, and ignore th

Ep 17 - Imagine There's No Festival Clamps

Oct 10th, 2018 43m

Get your wellies on for yet another mosey through the supposedly idyllic but mostly cowpat-littered field of music. Topics this week include festivals, Yoko Ono's apparent immunity to criticism, and lazerz.

Ep 16 - Don't Stop Til The World Doesn't Get Enough Emails

Oct 4th, 2018 46m 34s

Your favourite podcast called The Turntable Podcast is here once again! This week, the tumultuous trio delve into the most inexplicable emails Gerry has ever received, take an uncharacteristically sober look at the latest innovations in clappin

Ep 15 - Kitten Murder On The Morgan Express

Sep 27th, 2018 35m 2s

All aboard! Please mind the gap between yourself and a trainload of music-based tomfoolery. This pod will be calling at Music Moments of the Week, Hit Me With Your Best Fact, and we will be breaking down(some weird lyrics)in Russia and Greece.

Ep 14 - Mary Rose To Toast Malone And The Ex-Men

Sep 19th, 2018 33m 12s

This week it's just Chris and Gerry, and tangential references to obscure viral videos and comedy sketches is the name of the game. The disturbing duo find out what's haunting Post Malone, and answer the age-old question: 'You know what?'(Cred

Ep 13 - Colour Together, Right Now Please, Over Maize

Sep 15th, 2018 31m 12s

This week the boys are joined once more by the illustrious James Dibble as they blast through the world of music, including a double serving of awful Eurovision lyrics, some of gran's delicious rabbit, and a disturbing dollop of Beatlejuice.

Ep 12 - 4,000 Weddings And A Choon-eral FEAT. James Dibble

Sep 6th, 2018 1h 7m

The illustrious James Dibble joins the fray! A special episode with all the usual musical trimmings: angry bridegrooms, angry footballers, and angry Yorkshiremen.

Ep 11 - Grandmama Gets Struck By A Smooth Train

Sep 3rd, 2018 41m 32s

As usual, our trio wade through the depths of music to bring you some 5/7 banter. This week, Chris finds possibly the most inexplicable song ever written, Gerry asks what people really want to know about MJ, and Tom finds out which unfortunate

Ep 10 - Eat Me With Your Shaggy Eggs

Aug 22nd, 2018 46m 24s

Are hula hoops actually crisps? Is there a name for that little egg lid that you get from opening a boiled egg? Did Meat Loaf once eat an unholy amount of fried chicken? Your weekly food- ...erm, I mean, music podcast is here to help.