Kevin and Jeff release another timely podcast, this one recorded in November. Featuring: Jeff's prostitutes problems, commercials that miss the mark and bathroom graffiti. Music by: Adam Kay.

1% of pizza consumers control 99% of all pizzas

Nov 6th, 2011 1h

Download this podcast NOW MAGGOT! Jeff and Kevin examine famed character actors R. Lee Ermey and Linda Speciale's bodies of work. Jeff contributes to the Occupy Wall Street movement and Kevin condemns cannibalism in commercials. Music by: Rome

Whoa Whoa Whoa, Files WITH Extensions?

Oct 6th, 2011 50m 12s

There's something for everyone in this week's episode, except for the people Jeff has blocked on Facebook. Although keep in mind, listening to this podcast won't get girls drunk.

Hipsters don't like things

Sep 18th, 2011 54m 11s

Hold onto your healthcare kids. This podcast covers party sex, strip poker and birthdays. Sorry, we don't cover fat people. What, do you think this is an Aetna podcast?

Trust Me, I'm Your Time-Traveling President

Sep 6th, 2011 52m 3s

Under the Uncle Jeff and Kevin with a "K" presidency, Kevin will have all the barber whiskey he wants, and Jeff will get lots of second dates. Also, Jeff and Kevin officially consecrate another UJAK marriage!

Stop peeing like Cro-Magnon man

Jul 6th, 2011 55m 39s

Kevin and Jeff debate which urinating techniques the next generation of Homo sapiens will adopt, give listeners a class in journalism 101 and find out if honesty is always the best policy at DUI checkpoints.

I Can Break Glass All By Myself

Jun 15th, 2011 45m 5s

Surprise! Kevin and Jeff get a visit from the toilet fairy, and they juxtapose kegstands with murder. Musical Guest: Adam Kay

Missouri always picks a winner

May 14th, 2011 1h 5m

Kevin and Jeff finally put to rest any bad blood that still exists over the Civil War, Kevin passive-aggressively texts Jeff, and Kevin and Jeff get new Roller Derby nicknames! Musical Guest: Mitch Green

Kevin, Jeff, Complain!

May 3rd, 2011 49m 9s

Wrapping up the Easter season, a divine filing cabinet, and a discussion of our podcast brethren. It's for science! Musical Guest: Jonathan Coulton

Don't tell Mom the Babysitters Club is Dead

Apr 23rd, 2011 1h 19m

Boy we went off the rails on this one. Special guest Jared Jeffries of Trouble's Up in Alphabet Town returns and we explain that only you can prevent the Great Chicago Fire, give RealPlayer both barrels and teach you why to always do the sex sc

It's the End of the World as we know it

Mar 21st, 2011 1h 2m

Podcast listeners looked up and shouted "Save us!" and Uncle Jeff and Kevin with a "K" looked down and whispered, "... Ok, we've got nothing better to do." Saving people from the apocalypse, revisiting Jeff'study on the Reservoir Dog porn paro

No Better Proof Than This Podcast

Mar 11th, 2011 56m 4s

A thorough discussion is held on the irony of drinking PBR, plus, a cat on a futon! Musical Guest: Mitch Green

You Should Know Better

Feb 23rd, 2011 46m 46s

The boys are joined by national television star Alli Miller to discuss blackouts, poor restroom labeling, and backpack etiquette. Also, take a shot every time Jeff says, "roped in." Musical Guest: Adam Kay

What Does Parody Mean Again?

Feb 7th, 2011 48m 10s

Kevin tries valiantly to explain to others why he's moving out west while Jeff takes a reporting gig doing a film critique on an XXX movie. Musical Guest: Rome Juliana

Pillow Factory Security

Jan 23rd, 2011 52m 50s

This week, Jeff and Kevin sit down with Joey Reinisch and Phil McLaughlin, the creators of the Internet cartoon DestructoBox. Musical Guest: Joel Straley

Velvet Cake Angels!

Jan 3rd, 2011 49m 59s

It's another Christmas miracle featuring birthdays by the Christ child and the rest of us, comdey osmosis, blunt advice, Kevin's War on Vending Machines, and of course, cake angels. Special Guest: Joel Straley

Getting Away With It - UJAK's Third Annual Christmasganza!

Dec 24th, 2010 44m 13s

It's a Christmas Miracle! Jeff sings original Christmas Calculus compositions while Kevin overcomes his hiccups. Also, Jehovah's Witnesses and a podcasting success story.

Ride the Low Self-Esteem Simulator!

Dec 18th, 2010 40m 26s

From the director of "A Day in LA": Jeff has a banner week for his self-esteem while Kevin must decide whether or not to brave the realism of a simulator.

Guys, It's Not That Hard

Dec 13th, 2010 34m 45s

This week, listening is like being transported to a foreign podcast. Despite all that magical transportation, for some reason difficult tasks are not made magically easier when people tell you how easy they are.

We're Just Going to Put on This Podcast and See What Happens!

Nov 30th, 2010 45m 52s

Uncle Jeff and Kevin with a "K" return for good bringing tales of weddings, prostitutes, being nearly naked, and kids today. We blame the schools.

A Bicycle Built for Shame

Aug 26th, 2010 51m 7s

Surprise! Kevin and Jeff cruise back into the studio with a revealing bike ride story and lots of movie talk. Oh, and this episode is NOT the Event.

Nice Try, California!

Aug 4th, 2010 8m 46s

Jeff storms back onto the podcasting airwaves with a mini-episode focusing on today's Proposition 8 ruling, plus some awkwardly shoe-horned opinions on saving seats.

Big Announcement!

Jun 10th, 2010 6m 48s

Don’t worry kids, Uncle Jeff and Kevin with a “K” still love each other very much. In fact, this time apart will only make their love stronger.

Your Name is Uncle Jeff and Kevin with a "K"

Jun 6th, 2010 55m 57s

Get ready to have your funny bone massaged! This week, Kevin and Jeff take you back to a simpler time, when LOST was still on the air, Katie Bostdorff was still in Indonesia, and Kevin was still on the show. Wait...what? Musical Guest: Mitch

This Podcast is on the House

May 12th, 2010 47m 48s

Since this episode is coming a little bit late, it's on the house...but you have to come into the basement to get it. Kevin is brazenly open about his latest accomplishment and Jeff goes 0-2 in workplace achievements. Musical Guest: Brittany