Do you ever look around and wonder, "What in Zeus' name is going on down here?" 

Well, fret no longer, mortals, because the gods themselves are here to explain it all in The View From Olympus, the podcast where we divine beings take a giant flaming meteor to human affairs.

Join us, Hecate and Amun-Ra, as we sift through the dumpster fire that is humanity. We'll be your snarky Greek chorus, offering humorous commentary on everything from social media to political meltdowns to those fuckers who take up three parking spots at the Walmart.

Think humans are messy? Good, because so do we. And we made them. Sigh.

This is your chance to eavesdrop on our divine conversations, where we question our sanity (what were we thinking when we created these things?), dish on the bizarre human condition, and maybe, just maybe, offer some helpful celestial advice to our best…and, frankly worst…creation (although, let's be honest, they'll probably screw it up anyway).

So tune in to The View From Olympus. Because in the end, the only beings suited to judge humans... are the ones who created them.

Disclaimer: May not induce actual enlightenment. Laughter and insight not guaranteed.