Greetings Warriors, Wizards, Dwarves, and Disposable Barbarians. We were molested by a seer and castrated a minotaur as we watched YOUR HIGHNESS! Topics include Tabletop RPGs, Zooey Deschanel, Natalie Portman, Forrest Gump, Evolution, Poo-Flinging Monkeys, Minotaur Dick, Pedophile Yoda Jellyfish, Guido the Black, Mel Brooks, Monty Python, Multiple Levels of Comedy, Spongebob, Animaniacs, and Raging Dick Jokes. Plus - Leslie feels like she is supposed to feel offended, Sam's hymen is still intact, Andrew remembers his own name, and Dan wants deeper dick jokes. All this and more await your enchanted ear-holes in The Virgin Sacrifice - Episode 97: The Fuckening Has Begun