Greetings, earthlings, and congrats on not killing yourself.! I’m glad you’re here and can listen to me talk about these life affirming topics:⁃    Men love three things: tiny, fat pussies. Am I wrong? ⁃    Being able to tell which dog owner at the dog park as some lingering sexual trauma it’s ok girl it happens to most of us unfortunately ⁃     Parents who can’t (don’t want to) stop criticizing their children ⁃    Happy Birthday to me (Feb. 19th) if you want to give me a birthday present here is what I want from you, as the title of this episode suggests: go do something kind for a stranger and don’t tell anyone about it. Keep it between you and you. It’ll help the world out, I swear.

Listen to my debut stand-up comedy album “GOOD GIRL, BARBARA” on Spotify and Apple Music.

See me live! Tickets at linktree.com/KrystynaHutch⁃    Feb. 14th | Los Angeles, CA | The Comedy Store | Guys We Fcked 8pm + 10:30pm⁃    Feb. 25th | NYC | “Wait, What?!” Live (link coming soon)⁃    March 22, 23 | Springfield, MO | The Blue Room (headlining)

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