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Never Vote For A Crazy Man, Me Boys! Trump's Bizarre & Incoherent Gettysburg Speech

Never Vote For A Crazy Man, Me Boys! Trump's Bizarre & Incoherent Gettysburg Speech

Released Tuesday, 16th April 2024
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Never Vote For A Crazy Man, Me Boys! Trump's Bizarre & Incoherent Gettysburg Speech

Never Vote For A Crazy Man, Me Boys! Trump's Bizarre & Incoherent Gettysburg Speech

Never Vote For A Crazy Man, Me Boys! Trump's Bizarre & Incoherent Gettysburg Speech

Never Vote For A Crazy Man, Me Boys! Trump's Bizarre & Incoherent Gettysburg Speech

Tuesday, 16th April 2024
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0:00

Welcome to another round of boardroom

0:02

All Mirabaud Today We talk retrospectives

0:05

with agile coach Maria. Let's go.

0:07

First question: You spend two hours

0:09

in a team retro, but the

0:12

only input you've had His Daves

0:14

Boardroom or Mirabaud Boardroom. A mirror?

0:16

Oh Dave, can't hardly space because everyone

0:18

can add that's anonymously online at the

0:21

same time. Correct. Next, you need

0:23

the seem to act on feedback

0:25

fast so you turn all those

0:27

retro notes integer tasks instantly. Miro

0:30

all the way and I can assign

0:32

those tasked to teammates. Your. Nailing

0:34

this now you see hundreds of

0:36

sticky notes from the Retro. A

0:38

real mess, but you organize them

0:41

into five themes and just seconds.

0:43

Nero. I basically get back and

0:45

entire hour when I use. It's a I

0:47

towards for clustering. Time

1:00

for a quick break to talk about McDonald's.

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For just $3, mix and match two of

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Throw the best birthday party ever that your

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It's a birthday party you and your kids will

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never. Forget, book your party today Bigger

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Columbus for the fun never and visit

1:52

biggerusa.com/columbus for details. the state been of

1:55

Robert Lee who is no longer in

1:57

favor. Did you ever noticed said no

1:59

log. Favre never fight. Appeal

2:01

me boys ever further pills they

2:04

were fighting appeal He said wow

2:06

that was a big mistake. Never

2:09

site up to me boys,

2:11

never played up two boys

2:13

never vote for crazy person

2:15

Me boys. That's the most

2:18

important thing to take away

2:20

from Donald Trump's speech in

2:22

Pennsylvania. It is April sixteenth.

2:25

Twenty. Twenty Four. Two. Hundred

2:28

and three days remain. A

2:30

To rediscover the choice of the

2:32

American people. Trump. Or

2:34

America. Trump or

2:37

President? But. Never

2:40

fight up. Tell me boys! Never.

2:43

Fight uphill me boys.

2:46

According to Donald Trump, Speaking.

2:48

At a fascist rally in Pennsylvania.

2:51

That's. What Robert E. We said.

2:54

At. The Battle of Gettysburg The Saipan

2:56

of Robert Lee who no longer and

2:58

savor did you ever notice said no

3:01

longer a favor never fight appeal Me

3:03

boys never fight or pills they were

3:05

fighting appeal he said wow that was

3:08

a big mistake. He lost his great

3:10

general than the they were fighting. never

3:12

fight uphill me boys but it was

3:14

too late Now. We

3:17

know something for sir. Robert.

3:19

He lay. Was. A trader. A

3:23

fool slave master. Who.

3:25

When he marched his

3:27

army into Pennsylvania, Capture.

3:30

A kidnapped every free black

3:33

person they could find. To.

3:35

Send back south. He.

3:38

Just. That.

3:40

Property Live. But.

3:43

Robert. He was also a fluent English

3:45

speaker. Who. Was never a

3:47

pirate. Didn't. Own a pirate. And.

3:49

So far as we know, Had

3:52

no associations with. Leper.

3:54

Carts. Never

3:56

fight up hill me voice of

3:58

course. That's. That we what

4:01

Robert we ordered. On the

4:03

third day. Of. The. Battle

4:05

of Gettysburg when he said

4:07

george ticket. Marching. Up.

4:11

Destroying. His army and

4:14

the Confederate cause. Gettysburg.

4:19

Is. A sacred place. In

4:21

the Story of America. Because it

4:23

is the place where the United

4:26

States was saved it it is

4:28

the grounds were our country came

4:30

to it's closest moment. Of.

4:32

Ending. Forever. Within.

4:36

Two minutes actually. Chaos

4:39

on the battlefield was caused.

4:42

By. Incompetent general who had been

4:44

a New York congressman. Incredibly.

4:47

This guy. dance circles. Had

4:50

shot. His. Wife's lover

4:52

in broad daylight in Lafayette

4:55

Square. A

4:57

hundred fifty years before Trump said.

5:00

He could shoot someone in broad daylight

5:02

in Manhattan. And. Not lose any

5:04

votes. Circles.

5:07

Got away with the murder. Through.

5:09

The nation's first insanity defense. And

5:11

on that second day of the

5:14

Battle of Gettysburg, he had moved

5:16

his troops bar out of position.

5:19

The. Confederate army was attacking about

5:21

two and run the Union

5:23

lines and be in a

5:25

position to sweep. The. Union

5:27

army the American Army off of

5:30

the high ground in. The result

5:32

would have been. That.

5:34

Robert he leaves Confederate army.

5:37

Was. Between. The.

5:39

Union Army and the White

5:42

House. Meaning. A

5:44

Good March on Washington

5:46

D C A T

5:48

sorry the Confederate flag

5:50

across. The.

5:53

Chambers Of The Senate. And

5:55

the House of Representatives at

5:57

Man. That. leaves army could

5:59

take Capitol Hill, which wouldn't

6:01

happen until January 6, 2021, but I

6:03

digress. What

6:07

happened at Gettysburg was

6:09

the American Army crushed the

6:11

Confederate Army. It is

6:14

the bloodiest battle in American history.

6:17

And there were words spoken

6:19

about that describe what

6:21

happened at Gettysburg. They're

6:25

Abraham Lincoln's words. Behold

6:27

them. Read

6:29

them. It's a short speech. It's

6:32

a speech that

6:34

reconsecrated the United

6:37

States of America. It gave

6:39

it, through words, a new birth

6:41

of freedom. It

6:43

attached the American

6:45

cause to the ideas

6:47

and ideals of the

6:50

Declaration of Independence. It

6:53

was the birth in

6:56

a form and fashion of the

6:58

second American Republic. Abraham

7:02

Lincoln redeemed

7:05

the American Revolution by

7:09

ending slavery and

7:12

enunciating the ideas,

7:14

ideals, and principles

7:17

of liberty, the foundation

7:19

of human rights for all

7:22

people. What

7:24

Trump did is desecrate those

7:26

words, but that's to be

7:28

expected because Donald Trump stands

7:31

at a point on a

7:33

compass that is 180

7:35

degrees away from Abraham Lincoln, America's greatest

7:41

commander in chief. Trump

7:44

is his most noble president. Trump

7:48

is his filthy opposite. Trump

7:52

is the low man to

7:54

Lincoln's high man. president

8:00

in American history. Stupendously

8:04

ignorant. But

8:08

beyond that, he's also

8:10

almost 80 years old. And

8:13

let's talk openly and honestly about how

8:16

the American media would have covered this

8:19

if Joe Biden had said it. Imagine

8:21

if President Biden got up in

8:24

a rally and said what

8:27

Donald Trump said. Imagine if it was

8:29

your path. Imagine

8:32

if it was a pilot in the cockpit. What

8:35

would you do? Personally,

8:38

I would run off the

8:40

plane. And if it was moving down the

8:42

runway, I'd take the fine

8:44

because I'd blow the hatch and

8:46

jump out of the plane on

8:49

the sliding air mattress. Why

8:53

would the American people elect

8:56

somebody who is

8:58

incoherent, who is ignorant,

9:02

and maybe not sentient,

9:06

not in command of

9:08

his faculties. Welcome to

9:11

another round of drawing board or

9:13

mirror board. Today we talk brainstorm

9:15

with UX designer Brian. Let's

9:18

go. First question. You thought you'd see everyone's

9:20

idea in the team brainstorm, but you've got

9:22

a grand total of one

9:24

drawing board or mirror board drawing board,

9:27

right? Because in Miro, the

9:29

team can add ideas now or later. And

9:31

with privacy mode, we can keep them anonymous

9:33

until they're good to share. Next, you need

9:35

the best way to explain your idea. But

9:37

all you have is a few sticky notes,

9:39

drawing board or mirror board drawing board. Because

9:42

you know, in Miro, I could record videos

9:44

at text images, links and digital sticky notes,

9:46

of course, present my thoughts the way I

9:48

want. Right again. Now you're

9:50

looking for a pass later you thought

9:53

was just genius. Only you could find

9:55

Oh, there it is. Drawing board or

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Miro are finished and unfinished work lives

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in one. Please. And

10:01

he's won. Join over 60 million people

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getting ideas noticed in Miro Brainstorms. Get

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your first three boards for free at miro.com.

10:08

That's m-i-r-o.com. There

10:11

is something that has to be talked

10:13

about directly when you watch that because

10:15

of the incoherence. Has

10:19

Donald Trump lost command of

10:22

faculties? Is he suffering

10:24

from dementia? We do know

10:26

that Donald Trump as a

10:28

politician, uses

10:30

projection as

10:33

a primary weapon. So because

10:35

he is the most corrupt president

10:38

that has ever been, he attacks

10:40

an honest man as being corrupt.

10:42

And his propaganda channels do the

10:44

dirty work day in, day out.

10:48

Whatever Trump says about

10:50

someone else, it

10:53

is almost always the case that

10:56

it is true about Trump

11:00

but not the person he

11:02

is attacking. Over

11:06

and over again, Donald Trump attacks

11:10

Joe Biden, who

11:13

was preoccupied this weekend

11:15

with leadership, with being president. Here's

11:17

the president in the Situation Room.

11:20

Here's Donald Trump making

11:22

up quotes from Robert E. Lee.

11:26

And remember, the

11:29

Confederate Army was obliterated on

11:31

the third day because Robert

11:33

E. Lee, against the advice

11:35

of General James Longstreet, ordered

11:40

George Pickett to

11:43

lead a charge uphill

11:45

me boys, uphill me

11:47

boys, fighting uphill.

11:53

The world is at

11:55

a dangerous place, a

11:58

dangerous hour. The

12:02

Iranians fired 300 missiles,

12:05

cruise missiles, ballistic missiles, and

12:07

drones at Israel, who

12:10

has not yet responded. The whole

12:12

world is a tinderbox right now.

12:14

There is war in Europe, and

12:18

the Ukrainians are being starved of

12:20

bullets and shells and weapons, and

12:22

the Russians are advancing, and Vladimir

12:24

Putin has his eyes set on

12:26

the next country and the one

12:29

after that. What

12:33

does the Chinese wolf see in the

12:35

Pacific? Do

12:38

they see American strength or American weakness?

12:41

Perhaps it is the case that

12:43

all of this instability is being

12:46

driven because

12:50

foreign enemies, foreign dictators look at

12:52

the chaos in America caused by

12:54

Trump, and they believe it is

12:56

possible, likely even, that he

12:58

will come back to power. So

13:00

now they are making their

13:03

move. We

13:08

stand in a moment where

13:12

the lessons of the 20th

13:15

century matter a

13:17

great deal, and Donald

13:19

Trump knows nothing about

13:22

anything. But

13:25

there is another difference

13:27

between him and Lincoln. Lincoln

13:31

was the man who said, with

13:33

charity for all and malice

13:35

towards none, Abraham

13:39

Lincoln at the

13:42

end of a horrific civil war

13:44

talked about reunion and

13:47

reconciliation and charity. He

13:50

talked about the widow and the

13:52

orphans. He talked about finding up

13:54

the wounds of the nation. Donald

13:56

Trump talks about opening

13:58

and creating. New wounds. He

14:02

talks about violence and revenge and

14:05

retribution. Everything that

14:08

Abraham Lincoln was and stood

14:10

for, Donald Trump refutes. He

14:13

is against. He

14:15

stands in opposition to. Abraham

14:22

Lincoln was the savior

14:24

of the nation. Donald

14:28

Trump promises to be a through

14:30

a nation. It

14:33

is funny. Absurd.

14:37

Never fight uphill, me boys. Never

14:40

fight up hills. Never

14:43

fight uphill, me boys. Never

14:45

fight uphill. And you

14:47

can see the glazed

14:49

and plasticized faces

14:51

of the drones.

14:55

The human mannequins

14:57

behind him who

14:59

surrendered their agency, their

15:02

intellectual sovereignty to this

15:04

abject, stupefying

15:07

idiocy. This

15:10

thermo nuclear

15:12

ignorance about

15:14

our story, about our history, about

15:17

the valor, the guts that

15:21

he took to overcome

15:25

the army of menace and hate

15:27

and slavery that Robert E. Lee

15:29

took into Pennsylvania, trying to end

15:32

the United States of America. He

15:37

failed. Just

15:40

like Donald Trump will fail in his

15:42

attempt to unravel the cause of freedom.

15:45

By taking power. Churchill

15:49

talked about this. He

15:53

said no decent person in public life would ever

15:55

seek to be anything other than the. servant

16:00

of the people. They

16:02

would never aspire to be

16:04

a master

16:07

of the state and

16:10

of the people. But

16:13

that's what Trump aspires to be. He

16:16

looks at Xi Jinping. He looks at Putin.

16:19

He looks at Kim Jong Un. He

16:21

looks at the Ayatollahs and he admires

16:24

their absolute power. He loves their strength.

16:26

He loves the notion that he is

16:28

above the law, but

16:30

he's not because this is

16:33

America. And Abraham Lincoln's words remind

16:35

us who we are, which is

16:37

the exact opposite of who Trump

16:39

tells us we are. That's

16:43

why Trump's idiocy in Pennsylvania matters,

16:47

because it's a desecration of

16:50

the American flag, of

16:52

the American story, and

16:55

of the profound sacrifices that

16:58

were made at Gettysburg by

17:03

tens and tens and tens of

17:05

thousands of young Americans who

17:08

lay their lives down so that we

17:11

may live in freedom today. When

17:15

Donald Trump desecrates that story, when

17:21

he slanders our country, when

17:25

he insults the United

17:27

States, he cuts at

17:30

that heroic legacy, and it is an

17:33

abomination. Freedom.

17:42

Is precious. And

17:45

the election of a dangerous fool like

17:48

Trump into the most powerful office in

17:50

the world is

17:54

a prelude to catastrophe.

17:59

There Are. The hundred and three days to

18:01

go. This. Is the

18:03

morning. Thank. You for listening

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