0:11

Hey, welcome to water cooler.

0:14

Oh, yeah. Let's let's

0:16

kick it off with another episode

0:18

of the WWWC.

0:21

Thank you so much for tuning in and hanging out

0:23

with us. You know how the show goes, alright, Chris locks him

0:25

on a kick it with my girl, digital

0:27

buds, and Matt. With me today in

0:29

studio, cleaning

0:32

his glasses. Gary Smith,

0:34

so pops

0:34

up. Hey, man. You got you a little fogged up there?

0:36

I was. A little smudgy. There's a lot of fingerprints

0:39

and stuff.

0:39

Yep. Mike Dawson's here.

0:41

So I can be not there today. What

0:44

did you do the seat change for?

0:45

Well, Gary, it's all he

0:48

he he he put the ball in his boss. Gary doesn't react

0:50

well to change. He

0:50

doesn't like change, and that means

0:52

the way I get to turn on. I'm back to staring

0:55

at the backside of Chris's right shoulder.

0:58

Yeah. So that's fun

1:00

for me. Well, I'll you

1:02

you know, I can I'm really excited when you're over

1:04

there. I could actually see you. Yeah. Dawson

1:06

so I will For those who are just listening last

1:09

time, I just sat across the table from

1:11

Dawson, so he can have one eye on me

1:13

and one eye on Gary. And I think

1:15

he really liked it. But now now sitting

1:17

like to next him on the side, so

1:19

it's like we're at a bar 365. You occasionally

1:22

glance over. I'll feel like I'm part of it. It'd

1:24

be okay. You want it who really wants to be part

1:26

of it? Matt, I haven't introduced him

1:28

yet. just gone to Leer all the way from Austin,

1:30

Texas. Him. Boss Hey,

1:33

brother. Hey, Matt. Alright. So

1:34

Matt, for the record, I actually like this seating

1:36

arrangement better because the camera

1:38

zoomed in more. So it actually kind of feels like

1:41

I'm sitting at table with you guys -- Yeah. --

1:43

the wider shot, I feel like I'm standing

1:45

in the doorway shouting at you guys.

1:47

See, Matt feels like I mean, we should unwrap some

1:49

presence.

1:52

Realistically though, you're in Austin, Texas.

1:55

Sure thing. Sure am. How

1:56

far is Austin from Dallas? Because Austin

1:58

and I are gonna be in Dallas. It's a

2:00

couple hours -- We can. -- ten hours. That's

2:02

more than a couple. Yeah. Yeah. Five hours. So we're

2:05

right there. So I imagine you'll come visit us,

2:07

man. Because last time went

2:09

to Austin, you didn't wanna

2:10

visit, you know, we're we're all in 365. Oh,

2:12

you weren't in California. You know what? It's not hours.

2:15

Five hours was to San Antonio. They looked that

2:17

up on card cast. It was from Dallas to San Antonio

2:19

because they were talking about going to Goldberg's

2:21

Garage. So Austin, I believe,

2:24

is like what? How long is it from Austin to San

2:26

Antonio? Like an hour,

2:26

Matt?

2:27

Yeah. About an hour to get to the southern part

2:29

of Austin. Yeah. So it's like four hours. Okay.

2:31

That's not that bad. That's not that bad, man. Yeah. Just gas

2:33

it. You got that hybrid? Just gas it. I

2:35

can't wait to see Matt this weekend. That's

2:37

great. So fun. I'm so jealous. I know.

2:39

I really wasn't just gonna get to see Matt this weekend

2:41

too. I

2:41

know. It just looks like he's just gonna be me and Dossy

2:44

and me. We're good to see you, man.

2:45

Yeah. We can't wait.

2:46

Yeah. Enjoy enjoy looking at me right now.

2:48

I could join me to Zoom and we could podcast.

2:51

Hey. Sort of

2:51

get Matt's PoV. Uh-oh. That

2:54

that would be a fun a fun thing

2:56

is you turn on Matt's Pov and and me

2:58

and Dawson are there -- Yeah. -- or

2:59

Matt on Zoom. Yeah. That's a little a little

3:01

change of pace here. Now, Matt

3:03

and Gary, you both you both are

3:05

four eyed guys.

3:08

We we wear the glasses consistently. Gary

3:10

was just cleaning off his Matt, I've

3:12

seen Matt with some smudgy lenses too.

3:15

Yeah. Are do are do you do you

3:17

guys not walk around with that micro fiber

3:20

glasses cleaning cloth. It's not even microfiber.

3:22

It's like I don't walk around, but

3:24

I do what Adam does. I have it, like, stationed at

3:26

the places where I frequently am. Like, and

3:28

has one in his studio. I have them in my office

3:31

at home, in my office here. Like, I

3:33

You just place them in places where we're gonna be busy. Period

3:35

on your person. In the car? No. Why

3:37

not? Because I don't need to clean

3:39

my glasses enough to warrant that. And

3:41

I am ninety percent of

3:43

the time, ninety five percent time that I need to

3:45

clean my glasses, I'm going to be at one of the places

3:47

where I have set up a

3:48

station. Yeah. And and also that's why God made

3:50

t shirts. That was T shirts. T

3:52

shirts. I mean, T shirts, even they say water.

3:56

faucet water is too rough for your

3:58

glasses. Matt, Do

4:00

you walk around with one of those lens cleaners?

4:03

I do. I I definitely have

4:06

rotating ones. It's kinda like what Gary's

4:08

talking about. There's a few that are usually stationed

4:10

at a certain place, but then I almost always

4:12

have one in my pocket. For a while, I

4:14

stepped it up. My dad got me. These things

4:16

called peeps. Which are like We've

4:18

had this kind of like a double sided.

4:21

Yeah. Use the marshmallow. Yeah.

4:23

You don't use the marshmallow. Use this double sided

4:26

pad and it kinda cleans

4:28

both the front and back of the lens at the

4:30

same time. Got it. Pretty nifty, but

4:32

the pads need to be replaced and they're kind

4:34

of expensive. I've seen those. There is

4:36

in fourth grade, we did a I

4:39

remember I remember this because I don't know

4:41

why this stuck with me. In fourth grade, we did this thing

4:43

where our teacher passed around the glasses

4:46

cleaner. It looked like it looked like a staple

4:48

remover, but instead of the fangs, it was it

4:50

had little pads. Yep. And and

4:53

she passed it around and she said, I want everybody

4:55

to just guess what this thing is and write

4:57

it down. And then we went around the class, everyone's

4:59

guessing what it

5:00

was. And it's hilarity ensued because none

5:02

none of us have ever seen anything like that. Right?

5:04

Right. And what's hilarious? What do you think would

5:06

that could be? Yeah.

5:08

So I think that I think that may have been a

5:10

peeps, Matt, that she she passed around.

5:13

Now Oh, the candy. Yeah. A little while. Yeah.

5:15

Yeah. Yeah. We've we've passed around the the Easter cake.

5:17

Makes sense for fourth graders. It it does.

5:19

It was it was a nice little little treat.

5:22

Now, I I

5:24

think there should be

5:26

some shirts that have the

5:28

little glasses cleaner on the

5:30

inside of the base of your

5:31

shirt. Now you're 365. I think they are. Actually,

5:34

oh, man.

5:34

Right. It's already been Wouldn't that be nice?

5:36

That's already Why

5:38

haven't I heard of

5:39

this? Why aren't people buying this? Why isn't

5:41

this?

5:41

As far as I know, it's I can't remember

5:44

who the retailer is. But it's

5:46

one of those extra things that they're cool

5:48

for no one knows what they're thinking.

5:50

Yeah. Like, the bottle open at the bottom of your

5:52

sandal? Like, it

5:53

was it was one of these things that is,

5:55

like, these great d. I don't know. The bottle

5:57

opener in the sandal. I The

6:00

wreath The bottle opener in the sandal

6:02

tells me a lot about you right away.

6:04

Like, I I pretty much 365 you

6:06

down. Then what it tells me is you're never opening

6:08

any of my bottles. Because the last thing

6:10

I want my beer to be open is the bottom

6:12

of your freaking

6:13

andals, so gross. Yeah. The

6:16

things you step in all those dead fire ants.

6:18

My brother got me a 365 for Christmas. I

6:23

do. I'm gonna

6:25

break him out on the cruise boat next week. That's

6:27

hilarious. And I will

6:29

never have to use them. But

6:31

if there's a last resort, I guess.

6:33

Yeah. So you have to last resort? There's

6:36

a lot of ways to open a bottle

6:38

before you gotta go to your flip You

6:39

you can use your ring, you can use

6:41

the lighter, a little twist. I I

6:43

cut myself a lot when I do use it. You

6:44

can realize it's a twist top. Did you see

6:46

recently there was a Modelo commercial

6:49

where the woman opens a

6:51

Modelo with another Modelo. I can do that.

6:53

And

6:53

the bottom, it says do not attempt. Yeah.

6:55

Oh, because those those body

6:57

can hear everywhere. Yeah. No.

6:59

They'll they'll cut you. Yeah. If 365 if your

7:01

your hand jerks enough and you can't make sure.

7:03

Yeah. My my knuckles my knuckles

7:06

get pretty scraped. I look look like a

7:08

season bottle up here. Oh, very nice hands, Chris.

7:10

Season. That's

7:12

so nice to see you. Thank

7:14

you. I've I've been thinking 365 this for

7:16

a long time, but now it's all confirmed

7:18

that, yes, I do a very nice

7:19

hands. But it's like you have the nice

7:21

hands that that you'd wanna put your hands on

7:23

a Big Mac. Because then it

7:25

looks huge. Well, my

7:26

hands aren't gonna be featured in something the

7:29

the meme documentary.

7:30

I know. I I remember really.

7:32

Oh, yeah. How was that happening? Well, I was

7:34

just sitting there minding my own business when the

7:36

guys at Chassis come over. 365 first,

7:38

they're like, hey, great pod, man. We love the show. We

7:40

listen every day. And then they and then

7:42

they were like, wow. Look at those.

7:45

Look at those

7:45

hands.

7:46

I got news for you, Chris. I was the one who

7:48

put you up for that job. They asked me

7:50

if I to do it. And I

7:50

said Chris probably has way nicer hands than me and

7:53

they're probably more photogenic. Do you not like your

7:55

hands? I think my hands are 365, but I bite

7:57

my

7:57

nails, my I'm hairy like

7:58

So what they want hair. It's really the hair. What

8:00

they want is they have a camera zoomed in

8:03

just to the hands and you're doing motions

8:05

like flipping to the next like,

8:07

you're scrolling through Instagram or you're

8:09

swiping left or right or you're double

8:11

tapping things. And that's gonna be you.

8:13

Yeah. And then but then it it uses that

8:15

as, transitions into the next scene and everything.

8:17

Oh, yeah. Right. So those will be

8:19

my hands.

8:20

Wow. Chris locks him on a professional hand

8:22

model, dude. I I get a resume

8:24

now. I can You have a resume

8:26

on hand model. That should absolutely be in your Twitter

8:28

bio. But the the truth is I should be a foot

8:30

model only because my feet once again,

8:32

I've said this I I don't walk outside

8:34

barefoot. These things are sealed.

8:37

Yeah. They're so soft.

8:39

They are preserved. And

8:41

yeah. So I think, you know, if if they do

8:43

a sequel, what was I'll

8:45

use my feet too.

8:47

Was chassis concerned

8:49

at all? That they would get in

8:51

trouble for using the

8:53

child and not adhering the

8:55

child labor laws.

8:56

We kinda I'm not I'm not out with the big mac

8:58

joke. Yeah. I'm not a child. Either.

9:02

Yeah.

9:02

Why would they why would they give me child labor law?

9:04

You know, Matt. That's just a weird question.

9:06

We just push it too far sometimes. I

9:08

know. I know. You hear quoted yet? It's okay.

9:10

You got you need, like, two more. It's okay,

9:11

Matt. You can give him a hug when you see this weekend.

9:14

Yeah.

9:15

Yeah. Great. It's a great time

9:17

this is. But

9:22

yeah.

9:22

So Thank you for noticing you. You're welcome. My

9:25

hands, buddy. Now we do have we

9:27

do have some things to get into. Of course,

9:29

we have our comments, and we we do have a

9:31

Shea. But why don't we do some comments? Let's do

9:33

it. It's been too long.

9:39

Alright. And once again, these are our

9:42

comments found within

9:44

our Facebook group. That's right.

9:46

365 everybody wants to leave a clawman or clang mail, then

9:48

they can just write

9:49

in

9:49

and use the son of a bitch.

9:51

Don't like that. Crap

9:52

that one back in. You know, people on the

9:54

Facebook group who's been requested. Yeah. I see it.

9:56

But but I give them people what they want. They

9:58

will obviously want it. I don't like that.

10:01

Not a

10:01

fan. You're not

10:03

oh, wait. I am a fan of a Facebook group though.

10:05

I'll tell you that. It's really easy to join too. It's

10:08

you just go to facebook dot com slash

10:10

groups such bobo boy army

10:12

worldwide LLC. You answer a

10:14

few questions. You might let James, my favorite place on

10:16

the Internet. And let's kick it

10:18

off with a comment

10:20

by Chris cattle. So he

10:22

just wants to know when you guys game, what's your

10:24

difficulty preference? Because, you know, we talked

10:26

about video games last

10:27

episode, I think during the Patreon, where

10:29

you know, Gary's really all about his

10:32

cut scenes. You know, that's a great

10:34

question because I really wanted to

10:36

get a nicotine tablet out of my back back

10:38

and now is the perfect

10:39

time. Go for

10:39

it

10:40

now. I think this will be the Yeah. I play a

10:42

beginner. Yep. Yes.

10:44

Just love the story. Alright.

10:46

I see. Got it. Never him. Because then you

10:48

have to 365 you wanna play hard, you have to go back

10:51

around and do it again. Oh. You don't have to

10:53

play hard because

10:53

the answer is

10:54

setting him in the middle.

10:55

The answer is, yeah. The answer is

10:57

normal people do. Generally normal. If

10:59

365 are sometimes there are games that are, like,

11:01

hyper customizable where there's, seven

11:03

365, then I'll probably go one above the middle,

11:05

but I don't wanna frustrate myself,

11:08

and I don't but I also don't want it to be

11:10

super easy. Like, I wanna I wanna

11:12

challenge, but I also do not wanna,

11:14

like, fight the same fucking boss

11:16

thirty five times in a row because I can't figure

11:18

it

11:18

out. Right. So pretty much

11:20

normal.

11:20

Alright. Yeah. I think I'm a beginner to

11:23

normal. Calin has been known

11:25

to beat a game on normal, go back and

11:27

beat it on the harder setting then. Yeah.

11:28

He he's, like, infinite time. Right? Yeah. I

11:31

figured that out, man.

11:31

Yeah. Alright. Well, let's

11:34

see. Jeffrey Lee writes in.

11:36

And he he's loving the he's loving

11:38

hat chat. Who isn't that one?

11:40

Yeah. We did the the hat

11:42

update last time, and everybody wants to know

11:44

what we're wearing on our heads these days. 365

11:46

Jeffrey Lee says, I love all the hot

11:48

hat talk, but he wants to

11:50

know at what point does a hot does

11:52

a hot does a hat get

11:54

retired or tossed? Especially if it's got the

11:56

salt stains? Or is

11:58

that fade 365 staining

12:00

building character? When do you guys when are

12:02

you guys retiring your hats?

12:04

I have There

12:06

well, I guess the answer is

12:08

there's different kinds of hats. Like, I have

12:10

my, like, mowing the grass hat and that's

12:12

disgusting, but that's for mowing the grass,

12:14

so it's fine. But then I have, like, nice hats,

12:16

like, the one you guys are wearing right now.

12:18

And those, I would start to retire if they

12:20

started to, like, show wear and tear.

12:22

Okay. Doss, you wear a lot of hats.

12:24

I got, like, five nice

12:27

hats in rotation,

12:29

maybe seven, and then a

12:31

few backup. If

12:33

I really like a hat, it kinda

12:36

never gets retired. Yeah.

12:38

I've got I've got

12:40

beat the fuck up hats that are still

12:42

hanging around. I just don't wear them. I I'll

12:44

I'll wear them in the yard. Yeah. I

12:47

just recently got rid of my

12:49

five hats. And they've I've worn them for

12:51

many years. They actually kinda mean something to me,

12:53

but they're just taking up too much space and make

12:55

I gotta make room for 365 new hat. And

12:57

it was it was hard to get rid of him. But now I'm

12:59

wondering actually, I just put him in a bag

13:01

because I'm I'm

13:01

wondering, do I bring him to goodwill?

13:04

Does that a thing? Or should I just throw him out? No.

13:06

No. No. No. Your 365 don't

13:08

don't do that. You can bring, like,

13:11

a cool hat to

13:14

goodwill. Yeah. Like

13:15

a yeah. One that but

13:17

Yeah. I might have some of those

13:17

too. But yeah. And for 365 You do

13:20

have hipsters working at goodwill

13:22

to judge whether or not the hat is cool

13:24

enough to be considered

13:27

you know, donatable. Yeah. Yeah.

13:29

It's

13:29

just a Not at my goodwill. No.

13:32

I I have one

13:34

hat, by the way. I don't remember

13:37

when I got it. It probably should have

13:39

been replaced several years

13:41

ago. I've seen it. But you've

13:43

definitely seen it because I wore it for the

13:45

entirety of my employment at Corolla. I

13:47

may have even gotten it before it was higher there. I

13:49

truly don't know how long I've had this hat.

13:51

Here's my problem. I've always

13:53

loved the fitted hats, but

13:55

I feel like those are going out of style

13:57

now. Oh,

13:57

look, and that's all about style. And I I

13:59

showed a hat I wore last and I go,

14:01

I never Wouldn't be caught caught dead in that,

14:03

and it's

14:03

like, oh, I only have one hat. Is that five

14:05

or six years? No. I wore I had

14:07

a dodger. Oh, what's up bricks then? Yeah. What's

14:09

up

14:09

buddy? I had a dodger cap last

14:12

last show. A new era of forty

14:14

seven.

14:14

Yeah. Yeah. And some

14:17

some A standout LA Dodgers Hat. It

14:19

makes me feel better that that the guy who's

14:21

only worn one hat for the

14:23

last eight years

14:25

decade. It's like, I wouldn't wear that. Because

14:28

there's a lot of hats you wouldn't obviously. So Yeah.

14:30

Well, that's a good point. But it was it

14:32

was, especially, it's the strap, and it

14:34

wasn't anything meant to to offend you

14:36

personally. I just couldn't

14:38

wear a hat with a little dangly

14:40

strap like that. Mhmm. This is a

14:42

buckle back for

14:42

me.

14:43

It was a buckle back. It's like

14:45

a a strap on. Really?

14:48

Yeah.

14:48

Yeah. Chris walking around with a dodgers

14:50

strap on.

14:51

Nice. Yeah. It looks like it's gonna be

14:53

a better day. So

14:56

so 365 also writes

14:59

because remember when I was talking about it brought my

15:01

phone to the Apple store and he Yeah. I can't unlock

15:03

it. And and he would take it back to

15:05

the back room and it's just kinda weird to

15:07

everything. Take it back there and rave it. Yeah.

15:09

He's just like, hey. I need I need to take this back

15:11

to and and do some

15:13

some data and analyzation,

15:16

but I need you unlock your phone first. And

15:18

then he would have done a lot of fun 365 he runs it to

15:20

the back to to run some tests. Well,

15:23

365, and also I've seen other comments too, people

15:25

have been tweeting like, hey, I worked at Apple

15:27

Store. We go we go through your stuff.

15:29

We like to look at your photos and just read

15:31

your text or whatever. Yeah.

15:33

Yeah. That's a thing. Yeah. I don't like

15:34

What the hell? What the heck should

15:36

be illegal, like, going through

15:39

somebody's actual mail? Like, you shouldn't be allowed to do

15:41

that. I'm sure it's against their policy.

15:43

Matt, I

15:44

hope that

15:44

you would feel very uncomfortable

15:47

doing that to somebody. Right?

15:49

Looking through their phone and pictures?

15:51

Yeah. Oh, okay.

15:55

Well, then you should get a job at Apple.

15:57

Learn a lot about it. Wow, man. Hey,

15:59

Josh. I

15:59

would feel very I I would

16:01

feel there that's a very uncomfortable. Yeah.

16:03

That's yeah. That's

16:04

the bigger issue. Must be a California

16:06

thing. By

16:07

the way, if you Like, the people are just

16:09

comfortable people are just comfortable with violating

16:11

people's privacy. I feel

16:14

I feel gross. I don't

16:16

know. It just yeah. So so I'm just for

16:18

those listening, If that happens to you.

16:20

Don't do that shit. Yeah. There is a chance there's

16:22

a very good chance that they're looking through your

16:24

stuff. I felt like

16:26

multiple ex employees. Walking through

16:28

my neighborhood, I saw somebody

16:30

throughout, like, a bunch of photo 365. And

16:34

I had half of mine to go pick up

16:36

one of their photo albums. It should've just looked into it. It

16:38

should've just picked up I'm just curious. That was, like, why like,

16:40

that one throws away a family photo album

16:42

first of all. And then second of all,

16:44

like, What's in this album, man? I

16:46

gotta see. Yep. That doesn't

16:48

seem to be the record. I did not do it. I did

16:50

not do it. The because it was gross

16:52

looking, but did consider it. But if it

16:54

was pristine, you would have It would

16:55

have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

16:57

Like, there is a there is a thrift store from

17:00

my house that would sell, like, just old

17:02

photos. And just if you pick it up, it's just a photo of a person you

17:04

did

17:04

now. Yeah. That's weird. Yeah. I don't

17:07

like that. Yeah. You use them as like

17:09

postcards or something. So

17:11

Jeffrey also says, Gary, so you

17:13

should check out the Apple company store if

17:15

you've ever been to Cupertino. The

17:18

only place to get swag like a hat. I know. I will. If

17:20

I'm ever in Cupertino, I do know about that.

17:22

But you haven't you haven't brought in the

17:24

family there yet? Or, like, for

17:26

a romantic vacation with AI. I mean,

17:28

I was up there, you know, I was up

17:30

there less than a year ago, like, in that general vicinity

17:32

on vacation with my family, maybe

17:34

Take a take joy there for the for,

17:36

like, a little we can get away. It's a

17:39

romantic get

17:39

away. Sounds good. Sure. What year's the

17:41

Apple anniversary? Oh, Gary?

17:43

When when's the apple? When's the apple anniversary? It

17:46

was wood is, like, one of them.

17:47

Weather. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It's Apple.

17:50

Materials. In Apple. I don't think I don't know

17:52

if Apple's on the list, but Oh, look. Yeah.

17:54

It's a but that'd be a pretty nice

17:56

romantic trip. You gotta go over there. You gotta

17:58

go to the Apple Museum. You learn about

18:01

Steve Jobs. Yeah. I'm also

18:02

Yeah. Alright.

18:04

Learn about I've read the books. I

18:09

on

18:09

I find that story interesting. They started in a

18:12

garage, Gary. Yeah. They did. Like

18:14

every like every other company. 365

18:18

knows? Let's see. Charles White is

18:20

Dawson. What? I was doing a

18:22

routine water pump and intake manifold

18:24

gasket replacement on my

18:26

work truck. That's that's pretty sweet. Now I'm

18:28

screwed trying to deal with a rusted broken

18:30

bolt. My beloved work truck is

18:32

down. What should

18:34

he do? Fucking

18:36

call a mechanic. Yeah.

18:39

That's that's

18:40

what I would do. Clement on a

18:42

Facebook group. Yeah. I let's

18:45

see. Look. See, we give good advice here.

18:47

It's -- Yeah. -- it's a life hack right

18:48

there. It's yeah. It's a life hack. It's a

18:50

reasonable I know shit about cars,

18:53

dude. I I love that he's asking a truck

18:55

driver, but other than

18:57

that. Yeah. Awesome. Alright. Well, there you go,

18:59

Charles. By the

19:01

way, Gary, I meant to text you on Sunday -- Okay.

19:03

-- on a Saturday. Okay. Saturday

19:05

night? How

19:08

was your Saturday night? Because I all I did was

19:10

think about you and and what that could

19:13

have happened Saturday night.

19:17

You

19:17

text me on Saturday night. You should know the answer to this

19:19

question. Mhmm.

19:20

Oh, yeah. Wow.

19:23

Yeah, dude. Matt texted me to Don. I texted

19:25

me with a movie suggestion at

19:27

You're nine fifty. See, I could carry a

19:30

space. I waited I waited till

19:32

we we were at work the second day

19:34

to ring this up. So we've

19:37

talked about before because we went Gary and I went to a charger's game

19:40

together. And as I as I

19:42

recall, the chargers were

19:44

up, Gary wanted to

19:46

leave

19:47

with with high with with knowing that the charges

19:49

were still going to find a way to lose. Yeah. And

19:51

we wanted to see this thing to the end of it being

19:53

our first NFL game, and he looks at many guys

19:55

about that part. He looks at me and

19:57

he goes, I know how this movie ends.

20:00

And granted that exactly

20:03

what Gary feared and what's so sure

20:05

of happening happened and chargers lost.

20:08

Now in the most

20:10

epic way possible, they lost again on

20:12

Saturday. And all I could do is because,

20:14

look, it goes even back farther. So

20:16

when Gary and I were hanging out and he's,

20:18

like, talking to I guess, you

20:20

and your dad were talking about, hey, if the chargers,

20:22

the chargers go to the

20:24

Super Bowl. We gotta go. That's your dad told you. Right?

20:26

Yeah. And what was your response? I laughed at

20:28

him. You laughed at him. And this

20:29

is, like, charge is doing good at

20:31

this point. Like, Yeah. So

20:33

here here's what happened is the chargers came out

20:36

firing. They had a bunch of

20:38

turnovers, break their way, and they built up

20:40

this massive lead. It was twenty seven,

20:42

nothing. And right as the first half

20:44

was ending, they allowed the other team to go

20:46

down and score a touchdown. And that was when I

20:48

knew that we had trouble. And so

20:50

half time goes through, and then the

20:52

second half, they start giving up more points.

20:54

And then at a certain point, when I believe it

20:57

was about four minutes left in the

20:59

fourth quarter. They flashed up this graphic right above the

21:01

score that said Amazon Web

21:03

Services pro probability of a

21:05

win, and it was like eighty eight percent

21:07

chargers and I went were fucked. We

21:09

are fucked. 365 fucked us. Oh, that's And

21:11

then I sat there and watched it. My

21:13

family was gone for almost the

21:15

entire game. They it was raining really

21:17

hard, so my wife took my son

21:19

to go play at a play place. Like, that was indoors.

21:22

They already came back. They came back with four

21:24

minutes left in the game and

21:26

she did not really seem to understand what had happened or

21:28

what was going on. And then at

21:30

a certain point, after they kicked the

21:32

fuel goal and we had officially lost,

21:35

I was so despondent and

21:37

shaking my head that I was sent away

21:39

because you're not my son to see I don't

21:41

want yeah. You can't. That'll promise to

21:43

go into your office and have a drink

21:45

or something. Like, you cannot

21:47

just I can't stare at you shaking

21:49

your head anymore. What were you wearing? When you're watching

21:51

this game? Were you wearing two different stuff? I was not. I

21:53

was wearing I was wearing a Trojan's I

21:55

was wearing a USC Trojan shirt

21:57

because I had gone to a banquet for my

21:59

nephew and those are his school

22:01

colors. Okay. So I was That

22:04

sounds like I texted you

22:06

at the perfect time. You

22:08

needed to be cheered up So I know

22:10

that you took my advice and

22:12

turned on the running man starring Arnold

22:14

Schwartz and

22:15

Ager, which is now on Hulu.

22:17

That's he's telling you as a as a as a as a male of that. That is

22:19

not correct. I specifically responded to you

22:21

that I am dealing with a horrific sports loss right

22:23

now, but it's a good suggestion for another night.

22:26

I wanted to to convey to you

22:28

in no uncertain terms. Like, thanks for

22:30

the thanks for the wreck, but I'm not exactly in

22:32

the mood for the entertainment.

22:34

Right? Just

22:35

thanks for the wreck, but I'm a wreck. Yeah.

22:37

My experience with the whole thing was quite a

22:39

bit 365, and I regretted it at

22:42

365. And now, I'm feeling

22:44

that I really dodged a bullet here.

22:46

Mike Lynch and I

22:48

had reservations at the smokehouse.

22:50

For seven PM on Saturday night and

22:53

I knew I wasn't gonna be able to fucking

22:55

watch the second half of this

22:57

game. So I watched the first half and I

22:59

see the fucking charger come out

23:01

two interceptions in the

23:02

first, like, five fucking minutes. Touchdown.

23:06

Touchdown.

23:06

Whoa. Yeah.

23:07

Third interception. Yeah. Yeah. Like,

23:09

Four. And there we go. We get to the bar at the

23:12

smokehouse, and

23:14

the game's on there. So we're having

23:16

pre pre dinner cocktails

23:19

still up. And then we go

23:21

sit and eat and now several

23:23

cocktails and an Uber ride

23:24

home, and then we played the

23:27

Range game. Oh,

23:27

yeah. No problem. Sure. Fucking we

23:30

just kept drinking in my bar. At

23:32

one night, I look up at lunch and he's wearing

23:34

an oversized cowboy hat.

23:36

I'm like, you are loaded. We were

23:39

very loaded. It's a good sign

23:40

there. Anyway, I woke up the next morning,

23:42

turned on Sunday foot all.

23:44

Here we go.

23:45

And then they show and then

23:48

they show the

23:49

fucking Jacksonville

23:52

Jaguars.

23:54

Thirty one San

23:56

Diego -- Los Angeles. --

23:58

thirty. Yeah. And

24:00

I'm like, Of course.

24:03

Of

24:03

course. That helps. You absolutely did it right, Austin.

24:05

He found out that 365 day. That sounds

24:07

so much better. Yeah.

24:08

Have a good time. I'm happy I'm happy with

24:09

my life choices. Now I I have to be honest

24:11

with you, Chris. I was still feeling it until

24:14

this morning. It wasn't until

24:17

mercifully Jeff's Ario asked me to

24:19

guest on the podcast, basically, so he could make fun

24:21

of the chargers. Sure. And he had another guest on

24:23

who was Vikings 365, and the Vikings also

24:25

lost in tremendous fashion as well. So

24:27

he basically just did, like, his episode for this week.

24:29

It's like a therapy session for me and this

24:32

guy,

24:32

Paul. And I I was really able

24:34

to, like because III have

24:36

podcasted since then. I podcasted with Mark on

24:38

Sunday morning, and I was a mess.

24:40

Don't even know what we talked about that 365. In

24:42

that trilogy. The first five minutes of

24:44

it was me yelling about the chargers, and then we talked

24:46

about the news. I could not tell you a single goddamn thing

24:48

in that episode of Beyond unreasonable. It was

24:51

unnest. And then finally this morning when

24:53

Jeff, there's someone else there who could sort of

24:55

feel my pain and we can make some light

24:57

of it. I am starting to

24:59

starting to come back around, but I just I Sunday,

25:01

I did not wanna watch football. I did,

25:03

but I was not happy.

25:04

I was So at least Dawson at

25:06

a at a nice sign. He actually I'm so happy to offer you

25:08

one for a while. 365 I I was I

25:10

was pissed, though. I was pissed.

25:13

So But I didn't see that. Get kind of And now

25:15

I'm realizing a hundred

25:17

percent. Yeah. You want the boys? No. You

25:20

want, man. And I'm

25:20

happy for you because I don't want

25:23

any hard

25:23

Is that what it really hurts? This is this is here's the thing, Chris. You

25:25

know who texted me that night? Who texted

25:27

me that night with Jeff Cesario. That was the only

25:29

person. My father waited another two days before

25:31

he texted me only person texting was

25:33

Justice Ariel, and I appreciated it. And what I said

25:36

to him that night, I fully believe

25:38

my son will not I will not do this to my

25:40

son. My son will throw up a

25:42

a packers 365. He's a 365. He's

25:44

a packers fan. He's got a whole side of his

25:46

family's packers fan. Well, you're said to be a

25:49

cheese head. As opposed to this, yes. No one

25:51

should suffer this fear. I wouldn't wish this fear on

25:53

my worst fuck. I wouldn't wish this this curse on

25:55

my worst

25:55

enemy. No. Then it's really it's really

25:58

a curse. It's like Fuck

26:00

this man. Well, Dawson. It's worse for Dawson

26:02

365 he's also simultaneously a lion's

26:05

fan. So Yeah.

26:07

Now that was a heartbreaking day

26:09

for me when

26:12

Seattle beat whoever

26:16

they had to beat last weekend

26:19

to get to their

26:22

chance to get in the playoffs 365 would

26:25

depend on a lion's

26:28

win. Mhmm. If Seattle lost

26:30

then that Sunday night game was

26:32

gonna be Lions packers win

26:35

and

26:35

in. Right. And that was gonna be the

26:38

greatest fucking Sunday night football

26:40

game of all time. It's still turned out to be

26:41

a terrific game. It turned out to

26:43

be a terrific game, but it's a really it's it's a

26:45

hallow win. Yeah. I mean, well,

26:47

I I guess you 365 over Green Bay. That's that's

26:49

me. I

26:50

and I would rather see Aaron Rogers in

26:52

the playoffs than fucking

26:54

the Seattle seahawks. I fucking hate the

26:57

seahawks. I don't wanna see the seahawks. Yeah. You know,

26:58

I'd rather see Green Bay. Yeah.

27:01

So I was torn on that one.

27:03

Yeah. I'm stoked for 365 lion's win.

27:06

Fucking. They're gonna win the division next year.

27:09

And but

27:11

that ruined a Sunday night football

27:13

game. And that was that was a grudge

27:15

watch. I was not I

27:17

was not happy watching this game. The

27:19

the lions are kicking ass and it's like, oh,

27:21

okay. Yeah. Great guys. What did you do this in

27:23

the beginning of the fucking

27:24

season? You know, I didn't think you need,

27:27

Gary, to get to get through this. Is that

27:29

some real talk? Yeah? Yeah.

27:31

I think I'd use you. Yeah. I think it's been

27:33

a while since you had some real time. It's

27:35

been a hot second. Yeah. And and

27:37

look, I 365 just try, like, what does Chris mean by

27:39

real talk? Because look, that's what this podcast

27:41

is already. Right? It's real talk. People come

27:43

to the water cooler to hear some

27:45

real talk. Now, Before

27:48

the 365 eat up, Gary, he's like, I need some

27:50

real talk. I'm like, dude, we're about to throw the barcode. No.

27:52

A different kind of real talk, Chris.

27:55

Like, what do you mean? It's like Arkelly's real talk.

27:57

And then that's where that I I was I was kind

27:59

of confused as to what you meant by that. Now

28:02

okay. So And Matt seemed to know too, by the way, they're burned down. Oh,

28:05

hell yeah. Real time. Hell yeah. Let let it be

28:07

clear that Arkell is a scumbag, and

28:09

I think that he is a piece of

28:11

shit. However, That

28:13

doesn't mean that his art is all terrible. And

28:16

for those of you who have not seen

28:18

the music video for the 365 song

28:21

real talk, Please pause this

28:23

podcast. Be prepared to laugh,

28:25

hysterically, and then come

28:27

back. And that's what I meant. Cheers.

28:29

Yep. It's yeah.

28:31

It's I mean He's

28:33

really the master of

28:36

the the talk singing

28:38

-- Yeah. -- when, like, his lyrics

28:40

are just like extended

28:42

run on sentences that don't

28:44

even rhyme necessarily. It's

28:46

just like almost like his his diary

28:49

entries. And some of these songs

28:51

like Real Talk are

28:53

these just epic. I don't

28:55

even know if you call it a one-sided conversation.

28:57

I don't know what's going on, but is a

28:59

lot of talking. And it's it's pretty

29:01

real. Yeah.

29:01

He's there's a conversation

29:04

going on. There's only one person participating in

29:06

it, but there may be more than

29:08

one character. It's just it's an absurd music video.

29:10

And more than once in this building, I

29:12

have discovered that somebody has not

29:14

seen real talk and stopped everything

29:16

and then put it on for every employee in this building,

29:18

and it inevitably leads to

29:20

a glorious laughter. Mhmm. Yeah.

29:23

There There isn't enough talking

29:25

on songs these days. Like, boys and men used

29:27

to do it, like, in the bridge.

29:30

Yeah. Baby. Oh,

29:32

you know, I missed you for so long.

29:35

I really At least

29:37

do this in podcast. Yeah. Podcasts should just have

29:39

like a bridge where we just 365

29:42

just talk. Yeah. When we talk. Yeah. That's

29:44

a tough idea.

29:45

Let's let's try it. Okay.

29:47

Let's try let's try it. I'm

29:49

glad you're listening to this podcast. I

29:51

think it's really cool of you to

29:53

listen to it on regular speed. You

29:55

doing real good listening to

29:58

us. And we miss you. I

30:00

love Were the other guys there?

30:05

Yeah. Matt,

30:05

what do you think?

30:06

Real talk. That's the other

30:09

that's the other thing is that he does just keep

30:11

randomly saying real talk. No. No. No. No.

30:13

No. No. No. No.

30:13

No. No. My goodness. And one of the

30:16

most serendipitous occurrences in

30:18

the English language is the

30:20

similarity between the

30:22

words

30:22

diary. And diarrhea?

30:24

Yeah. You know

30:26

diarrhea is

30:29

hereditary. Right? 365

30:32

feel like this is not gonna dad joke coming. What do you got? It

30:34

runs through genes. That's

30:40

a good one. Thanks, We even

30:43

get a text talk. You gotta have that

30:45

gem, that little nugget. Alright.

30:48

Spencer Smith, right,

30:50

coming from an area where live stock are

30:52

prevalent, dogs

30:54

that wander don't last very long if

30:56

they get close to livestock.

30:59

Yeah. You get kicked. They get kicked. Is that

31:01

what happens? Kick. Well, Spencer seems

31:03

to know because his profile picture

31:05

is a cow. We're talking about

31:08

livestock. We're talking about cows. Doesn't

31:09

it? And generally,

31:11

it's gonna depend on the kind of

31:14

dog because my dog's a cattle dog and

31:16

I've seen videos of dogs just like

31:18

mine just totally rounding up a herd of

31:20

sheep and it's really impressive. So, you

31:22

know, they they might be okay because they're

31:24

more used to being around those bigger

31:26

animals. Yeah. But

31:26

in general, yeah, I would say most dogs are not

31:29

gonna fare well around cows. Yeah.

31:31

No. Champ would run up to a cow and

31:33

start barking out and, like, he was a badass and

31:35

then get fucking kicked in the face.

31:37

Right. That's the yeah. I won't let

31:39

my dogs in your livestock. Yeah.

31:40

My dog. My what was the guy's name? What was

31:42

our friend's name? Spencer Spencer.

31:43

Spencer. My dog would

31:46

not last. In an area

31:49

overpopulated with

31:49

livestock. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

31:52

Good to know. So thank

31:53

you, Spencer. And as I said, he

31:55

has he

31:57

has a picture of

31:59

a cow as his profile. I think

32:01

you'd know. Mine's doctor Phil and

32:05

Lyft drivers and people on offer 365 still

32:07

get very confused when I when

32:09

I show

32:09

up. So so

32:09

there's some of the employees around

32:11

They think they were gonna drive to other

32:13

the new guys have asked me on the lowdown. Like, why is there a

32:15

picture of doctor Phil on his stuff? God.

32:17

Oh, no, man. It's just the way he

32:20

rolls. I'm in a big I know

32:22

you're in the picture, and 365 fantastic. I

32:24

love that picture. Chris

32:26

Garcia says, Chris,

32:29

press. I loved hearing the story in ACS

32:31

about your your book picture with the

32:33

food stained backward shirt would be great if you

32:35

produce that big. I could find that. 365. I

32:37

can I can I got hit at my mom.

32:40

Yeah. That's that's an exclusive for the Facebook

32:42

group, I think. Yeah. Yeah.

32:44

For those 365 didn't hear the story, it's

32:46

just I one time took a yearbook picture and

32:48

when I sat down to take it, the guy taking

32:50

the the photographer said, hey, you

32:52

have a lot of food stains

32:54

on your shirt. Get from breakfast. Right.

32:57

Well, I I'm pretty sure it was, like, pancake

32:59

syrup or something and and

33:01

maybe some crummy's and he's, like, we

33:03

each 365 turned your shirt backwards to

33:06

you for this picture. Because that's all I have as a

33:08

shirt. So I did. I turned my shirt backwards

33:11

so that the collar went all the way up to my

33:13

chin. You know, you can tell

33:15

when you're wearing a shirt. Yeah. Like, you lay the way

33:17

you look. Yeah. Yeah. And I

33:19

do my my hero picture like that. That was

33:21

fantastic. Yeah. Oh, see, Eric

33:23

Lepore wanted to know what happened to a

33:25

Clangman with the clawman. See, everybody.

33:28

It died. I

33:31

365, deference and respect. Brian

33:34

Lydall says, I'm not a fan

33:36

of yellow the yellow colored oil that

33:38

they call American cheese. I'd rather have a

33:40

cheeseless burger than an American

33:42

cheeseburger. And the Swiss steak

33:44

sandwich is 365 far my favorite of

33:46

all the cheese steak

33:47

sandwiches. Just saying. Okay. That's inconsistent.

33:50

Because a hundred percent

33:52

inconsistent and misinformed. But go

33:54

on. Yeah.

33:55

And look, a cheeseburger with a That's our

33:56

audience. I consistently sit and miss informed.

33:58

That's us. That's us. I don't have

34:00

a cheese shirt. That's our show.

34:03

Yeah. So Yeah. Exactly. I don't

34:05

know.

34:05

I I like American cheese on the cheeseburger. Me

34:07

too. But I I don't

34:09

mind don't mind if there's other options. I'll I'll go pepper jacket if they

34:11

got it. I I don't

34:12

mind either, but I I like the texture of

34:15

America cheese. It's stretchy. It's rich.

34:17

It's just it's It 365 like child Just

34:19

don't buy the crap American cheese. Don't buy the stuff

34:22

in the individually

34:24

wrapped sleeves.

34:26

Get yourself a nice good fucking you know, they

34:30

sure it's processed still, but you get

34:33

the good stuff. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Messiah

34:36

KINONA says, Chris --

34:38

Chris. -- so I was for

34:40

a side note, I was talking about you

34:43

go I went to Lids for hat hat 365 I wondered by hat,

34:45

but they had those those big side

34:48

graphics -- Yeah. -- down on the side

34:50

wall of each hat just it was distracting and

34:52

weird and I didn't like it. Well, he

34:54

says most hats now have

34:56

that side patch. The only ones that I won't

34:58

are the, quote, on field hats

35:00

if you 365 fit it.

35:03

So, yeah, I gotta find an on field hat. Yeah.

35:05

Or I could just, like, go with some of them

35:07

at Lids. I could sit they have to have

35:09

them. I sit at, like, you know,

35:10

left field and I just yell at the Alfielder, like,

35:13

hey, could I could I ever have anything to do with the first basement? You'd see it. Well,

35:15

he tossed it to a kid, but I catch it in

35:17

front of the kid, and I put it on 365 I cheer. Like,

35:19

I got it, and then

35:21

the clip goes viral and I become super famous, but because

35:23

I'm 365. One of the turners will

35:25

give you one, I think. One of

35:27

the turners -- Yeah. Okay.

35:30

I'll ask him. Okay. Are you talking about

35:33

the Dodgers? Yeah. Okay. Justin Turner's

35:35

in in Boston now. He's

35:37

not gonna give you a hat. He's not gonna give me unless you

35:40

unless I go to, like, an angels game. Okay. And

35:42

I I watch him from that field

35:44

there. Let's see. Oh, and and my

35:46

side also said, messiah.

35:48

I didn't realize that. I I kept pronouncing

35:50

messiah. Also says, and,

35:52

yes, Apple People sometimes may take

35:54

a peep at your camera

35:56

roll. Yep. That makes

35:58

me sad. Stop looking.

36:01

Right? Yeah. What I mean, how many dish

36:03

fuck can Also, I'm gonna break my

36:05

phone on purpose and take a bunch of pictures of my

36:07

butthole

36:07

first. That's all

36:09

there's gonna be in there. Where

36:12

are you to get funneled victories off home.

36:14

That's true. I could. But No. They're gonna know. They're

36:16

gonna know

36:16

they're gonna know that it's fake. Yeah. They

36:18

need to be on the selfie 365 I

36:21

see a farting of somebody farting into an

36:23

intercom? Yeah. So that's right. They they need they need to be

36:25

on the selfie camera. I think I think that

36:28

one's fair. 365 said,

36:31

okay. And those are our comments, everybody. Thanks for writing. Yeah.

36:33

Look at us. Alright.

36:36

Now it's time for our very

36:39

incredible. The best

36:42

segment

36:42

that we do. The the food segment.

36:44

We all talk. Oh, no. No. No. It

36:46

it Sorry. I'm just saying this because I think Cail is listening

36:48

and I want to I want to be very mad. Well, we do

36:50

a food segment here and I love

36:53

it. It's Shay Fondelez. 365, no.

36:56

What

36:56

type of foods might be here today?

36:58

What might be the price? What might

37:00

be the venue? So let's find out. It's

37:02

not scary to say, hey, man. So

37:05

on

37:05

the menu, while you guys know

37:08

that both my wife and I

37:10

were extremely sick

37:13

over the Christmas and New Year's holidays. But who says

37:15

you can't celebrate New Year's Eve on

37:18

Friday, January

37:20

thirteenth? Because that's what I

37:22

finally got to do this past weekend.

37:24

No. We did not open

37:26

up

37:26

gifts, over Zoom with anybody. It

37:28

was

37:29

No. You took a day. That's a that's a scheduled day of the week, and

37:31

you just said, we're gonna do this day

37:33

on this day.

37:35

You know what?

37:36

You finally have 365 feeling good. We've been sick for so long. I'm like, I

37:38

I didn't know where I am on this.

37:40

You got me

37:41

split down the middle,

37:44

man. Get me thrown in

37:44

half. 365 tell you. I love it and I hate it. My family did the same thing 365

37:47

year. We had to do Christmas, like, seven days

37:49

late because somebody had COVID. Here here's

37:51

the thing, Doss. But it's already the New Year. When I

37:53

worked You may have not given each other presence, but

37:56

it's already twenty twenty three. When I worked

37:58

at a

38:00

restaurant, it will get very stressful. Right? You get slammed,

38:02

you get double sat, triple sat, triple sat,

38:04

and everything sat. Oh, dude.

38:07

You get triple Triple saturation. Yeah. You get yeah.

38:10

You get over saturated. Right.

38:12

So so I remember just

38:14

getting really

38:15

stressed, really 365, flustered. All the

38:18

above. 365, flummox, flustered.

38:20

All the 365. All the all the all the words

38:22

that serve that. And not all of

38:25

them. And And I'm just I'm I'm I'm I'm

38:28

aside myself, like, man, this is this is this

38:30

is as bad as it gets. And then we had one

38:32

of these ladies at work there.

38:34

She's like, a mom she's an she's an older

38:36

woman that I don't know. Just decided

38:38

she wanted to to get back

38:40

into the work field,

38:42

and she took a job as a

38:44

server

38:44

there, and she's really nice. And I looked at

38:46

her for wisdom. Mhmm. And, you know, she

38:48

had kids. She's lived a whole life already,

38:50

and she's like, Chris. You're worried about this. Let me

38:53

tell you

38:53

something. Yeah. I'm supposed to say, and I think about

38:55

this. I think about this this

38:57

watch. She say. Pull your

38:59

dick out.

39:00

So she said

39:04

this. That is that is quite

39:06

the guess. But no. No. No. That

39:08

would be I'm shocked, Chris. I mean, I

39:10

know. It sounds that sounds like that would be the

39:12

appropriate request

39:14

different 365. So Yeah. So it's a different movie, different

39:17

genre, different planet. So

39:20

I'm I'm

39:22

I'm once again flummoxed -- Mhmm. -- and she goes, Chris,

39:26

because I'm like, this is the worst day ever. I'm

39:28

having the worst day ever. And she

39:30

goes, Chris,

39:31

your day can start anytime you

39:34

want. So start a new

39:36

one now. That's

39:38

nice. Start a new one now. Give me chills

39:40

right there.

39:41

Yeah. Now, why can't that apply

39:43

to years? Matt just started

39:46

his new

39:46

year a little later.

39:49

It's okay. Yeah. She just restarted hers as

39:51

a waitress at an applebee's at her mid fifties.

39:53

It was a

39:55

macaroni grill, you

39:58

a hole. She's

40:00

very sweet. She

40:01

died now. She hypertension

40:08

in arrhythmia. Matt's not far 365. No

40:10

tears. But anyway, Matt, so

40:12

you decide to start your year at

40:14

Tuesday.

40:15

Very arthritic Yeah.

40:16

It it was less plates

40:17

is tough. It was

40:18

less to do with a celebration of the

40:21

beginning of the year and more to do with

40:23

the fact that I had already bought

40:26

a bottle of champagne. I already got some

40:28

caviar. All the All the

40:30

cllet. I got all the fix ins for our

40:32

incredible nearest meal and that we

40:35

couldn't have it. So all that stuff is just sitting in my fridge.

40:37

So that is really why we chose. Alright. Well, we

40:40

just have to do this tonight because I want

40:42

all the food that I bought to

40:44

still be good. Yeah. Plus all

40:45

the all the New Year's candy is at

40:47

a discounted price. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can get

40:49

some twenty twenty three glasses for shit

40:51

a quarter. Yeah. Exactly. You

40:54

know, that's weird because

40:56

it's funny that the price would go

40:58

down on twenty twenty three glasses. I

40:59

mean, they're good all year. They are good

41:02

all here.

41:02

That's true. I mean You could fucking pull

41:04

those things out in May. Yeah. And

41:06

me, dude, it's twenty twenty three.

41:10

That's right. That that is somewhat of a flex if you, like, show up to Easter

41:12

wearing

41:12

those. Yeah. It's like, what's

41:13

up? What's

41:13

up? Twenty twenty three? Yeah. Just a

41:16

security year. Yeah.

41:18

Yeah. But 365 after

41:20

twenty twenty, like, they're pretty much just

41:22

eye

41:23

patches. Right? I mean, you don't have the little you

41:25

don't have the double circles after twenty

41:27

twenty. Yeah. They're not ideal. That was that was the peak

41:29

for the glasses industry. Twenty twenty twenty, not only are you

41:32

wearing something with two circles, but

41:34

twenty twenty is also like a vision thing

41:36

too. Yeah. Like, it just made

41:38

sense. It it really was a

41:40

serendipitous year that we didn't celebrate hard

41:41

enough. Well, it 365 a serendipitous year it

41:43

was for everybody. Yeah. Such

41:46

a wonderful year. It is just how all

41:48

worked out. It really

41:51

Everything was amazing. At least that New

41:53

Year's, we didn't we didn't realize

41:55

New Year's is legit. No. This shit late New Year's. We had no idea

41:57

what was coming. No. Einstein hindsight

41:59

was twenty twenty. Yeah.

42:01

Alright. Go ahead, Matt.

42:03

Sure thing. So let me tell you I got an

42:06

incredible gift

42:08

from a caviar company called

42:12

marshallbergfarm dot com,

42:14

and it's come up before in the Corolla

42:16

show. So I'm just gonna say the website again.

42:18

Marshall Bergfarm dot com, and Berg is

42:20

BERG. This is Sustainable

42:24

Russian Sturgeon

42:26

Caviar, but it's all

42:28

in the United States in

42:30

North Carolina. And they

42:32

had given some caviar to

42:35

the studio a couple years ago, maybe in twenty

42:37

twenty, now that I think about

42:39

it. And

42:40

that certainly was the highlight of that year.

42:42

It was so incredible that

42:45

pretty much every year since then, I have reached

42:47

out to try to see if I can get

42:49

some more caviar because it's just become

42:51

an incredible New Year's

42:52

tradition. And, yes, it's a little expensive. Gary,

42:54

I hear you laughing. But I'm just gonna

42:56

say, for

42:57

the average consumer who doesn't have a

42:59

a hit podcast like we

43:02

do, You know, there's different

43:04

price points. Either way, you're gonna

43:06

get some incredible caviar.

43:08

It's salty. It's crispy. And

43:11

it doesn't really taste fishy at all. I don't know you guys in the room. I'm

43:13

sure Chris has had caviar. I don't know. Doesn't seem

43:15

like something Gary would normally

43:16

eat. Oh, I'm sure you've had it.

43:18

I'm well. I haven't in

43:21

caviar? I think I've had

43:21

caviar at least once, maybe twice in

43:24

my life? Well, it

43:25

365

43:26

be twice. Because the first

43:27

time I had it, I

43:28

hated it, and the second

43:31

time I had it, it

43:32

was awesome. Interesting. Well, the few times that I've had it, it has just

43:34

felt like a delicacy. I just

43:37

you feel like your

43:40

royalty eating 365 stuff.

43:42

And the way to prepare it, at least the way that

43:44

we've done it the last couple of

43:45

years, is you get

43:48

some chives you get some 365 fresh, and then you get

43:50

some crackers. And you

43:52

just kind of cream up the

43:53

cracker. Do

43:54

you feel the chili and get, like, garlic

43:57

crackers? Are you just going for straight bread? Actually,

43:59

it's

43:59

like the opposite. Yeah. So

44:02

what what I learned this time around is

44:04

there's really, like, The best

44:06

caviar crisps ever is you

44:08

can get them at whole foods or sprouts

44:10

and they're called thirty

44:12

four degrees. And they're so light and airy. They

44:14

have absolutely no flavor

44:16

whatsoever. Right. And they are just

44:18

like

44:19

a vehicle to deliver this incredible snack. You see Chris

44:22

eating

44:22

caviar with a seasoned

44:25

cracker -- Mhmm. -- is like

44:27

putting a hat on a

44:30

hat. Yeah. Yeah. You know, that's just too much you don't put it. There's a

44:32

lot of hat. It's too much hat. And you're yeah.

44:34

Like, let's you who do you think are Sherlock Holmes

44:36

wearing

44:37

it? One Ford, one backward?

44:40

No.

44:41

You never go full hat. You know, you you guess what? That was

44:43

one hat that he

44:45

wore. Shut up. Yeah.

44:47

Shut up. So he said he wore it

44:50

long. It should have been

44:52

sideways. Did he say he wore it long? Yes. He

44:54

did.

44:55

You're good. I was accident. Okay. I thought I was like,

44:57

is that an Asian joke? It's easy.

44:59

No. No. I'm

45:01

trying to I

45:02

tend to stop. Yeah. I wait to see where

45:05

I went. I I don't think the English language

45:07

probably about seven times in this

45:09

show already. People have been

45:11

noticing. You guys face I

45:13

haven't said anything. But I've said a lot of words

45:15

wrong. That's like my seventh. Okay. But you've been

45:17

saying them

45:19

wrong. Yeah. Chris, remember what I said, send me this clip so that I can send it to these

45:22

people. It's a very

45:24

professional tool for their product for 365. Don't

45:26

bother. Don't bother. Don't bother. I'm

45:28

not gonna

45:30

edit it. Yeah. But no. You're right, ma'am. The thirty

45:32

four degrees cracker the

45:34

crisp. It's not even really a cracker. Yeah.

45:36

Crisp. Crisp.

45:38

Crisp. Crisp. Yeah. It

45:40

really it because you don't want anything

45:42

too flavorful. 365 it you want all

45:44

the flavor to come from the caviar.

45:46

It it's truly incredible. I've had the caviar from

45:49

365 burke farm dot com or even I'll even

45:51

give you an easier website, the caviar

45:53

farm dot com. And you can you can go there

45:55

and they have different kinds of gabbier. And it

45:58

is delightful. It really

46:00

is just the best

46:02

treat ever. I was gonna

46:04

say Valentine's Day is coming

46:06

up. And honestly, like,

46:08

a night out at a

46:10

fancy restaurant like, you can recreate some of that in your own home,

46:12

and Caviar is a great way to start

46:14

doing that. And there, like,

46:16

delivery and

46:18

shipments are super fast. Like, they will send you that stuff right

46:20

away. Anyway

46:22

Kit, let's wander over here. I cannot

46:24

recreate that in my home anymore.

46:27

But thank you again. No. I fucking

46:29

can't. Malibu, there's a goddamn kujitsu on the floor

46:31

in the corner. Like, I that's just I

46:34

can suspend reality a little

46:35

bit, but It's a Okay. Well, the other the other

46:38

part of our our New Year's makeup

46:40

meal, I hinted at it before,

46:42

Riclette, which is a type

46:44

of cheese

46:46

My wife is from Switzerland and so she grew up

46:48

having this cheese dinner called

46:50

Riclette and they're the special heating

46:54

trays and you basically buy fingerling potatoes,

46:56

corny chone, like little Fingerling

46:58

potatoes 365 to be called

47:00

something else. I don't want the word finger.

47:04

Is a little weird. I said I felt weird to say it. Yeah. I felt weird

47:06

felt weird to hear it, buddy. Yeah. Yeah.

47:08

It was just like fries.

47:11

They're they're no. They they look so They call them

47:13

365 potatoes when they look for more like You've never had

47:16

rice or skin on them.

47:17

Yeah. Yeah. They're more like some

47:20

potatoes. Yeah. Oh,

47:21

yeah. They're small potatoes. Yeah. They're individual

47:23

potatoes. Exactly. Okay. And then I'm fine

47:25

with fingerling,

47:27

Chris. Come on,

47:30

man. Get with us over to your bro. I grew

47:32

with Crystal. If you look more like thumbs. Yeah. They

47:34

they yeah. They're Yeah. And our

47:36

thumb fingers

47:36

They're 365 for this. Yes. They're fingers. Oh

47:38

my god, Chris. Our thumb's fingers, you

47:40

really wanna open this fucking Pandora's on? You

47:42

don't you don't wanna know what freaking

47:46

box one open. I'm so I have a kid on the way, and Jen's

47:48

already looking at what are those

47:50

those hanging thingies on the ceiling that

47:52

the kids look up at? Dreamcast, real.

47:54

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I can't have even nightmares.

47:57

Yeah. Mobile. A mobile. Mobile.

48:00

Whatever. And

48:02

And Jen found one of the solar system and

48:04

I could buy two versions. I could buy the sun with

48:06

all the planets or the sun with all the planets

48:10

plus

48:10

Pluto. And my my brain almost exploded.

48:12

Like, what? Okay. So I know. So

48:14

Pluto is now officially not a planet enough

48:16

to where it's not included in my

48:18

365. Yeah.

48:21

And but you have a choice now. You can

48:24

either teach your child

48:26

from from the crib 365

48:31

can begin to teach your child, but you have the opportunity to teach

48:33

them the wrong thing,

48:36

and then they have to unlearn it

48:38

later. Yeah. They

48:40

grew up in that mobile has a a mobile Alabama

48:42

-- Oh my gosh. -- has Pluto

48:45

in it. And they

48:47

go to school -- Yeah. -- and they were just, like, blown they

48:49

were, like, no, dude. I saw it.

48:51

Yeah. What You're right. Was in

48:53

my mobile Alabama. I should

48:55

just have a mobile of Mobile

48:58

Alabama or it's just hanging and

49:00

people are doing like a like a

49:02

crab cookout. Yeah. Yeah.

49:04

There'll be some crawfish. Yeah. 365

49:06

Yep. Yeah. It'll be a a

49:08

blues. Oh, so some with the blue

49:11

blue player. Yeah. Just a hanging a hanging blue's guitarist

49:13

-- Yeah. -- with a cigarette. There'd probably

49:15

be a picture of Bear

49:18

Bryant. Yes. All that You know, the

49:20

checkered hat. Crimson Tide, Jersey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Role Tide.

49:22

Yeah. So they'd be that. Yeah. I would

49:26

rather I'm gonna have to pitch that to Jen. Like, hey, we gotta cancel our for

49:28

this this solar system. Why are we

49:30

why are we so broad here?

49:32

Let's zoom in a little bit.

49:34

There's Earth, zoom in a little more. There's the US, enhance a

49:36

little more. Alabama, enhance a

49:38

little more. Mobile. Alabama, enhance

49:41

a little more. A

49:44

mobile of mobile Alabama.

49:46

Yeah. And you are fully enhanced. You

49:48

are Dude, put that one right

49:50

up next to Kaeso Frisco. We

49:53

can sell back out of the back of the truck. Yeah. That's that's what needs

49:55

to be done. And and is Pluto

49:57

Planet it's no

49:59

longer a planet

50:01

like 365 because I don't even know what

50:03

to believe anymore. I don't know, man.

50:05

I I feel like we shouldn't

50:07

be doing this. Like, I agree.

50:09

It was it was that it was fine. It was a planet for all of

50:11

my life. Yeah. Yeah. Just nine

50:14

planets. By

50:16

the way, nothing changed when they were like, Yeah. Not a plan anymore.

50:18

No. Fuck you. Leave it alone.

50:20

It is to me. Yeah. I'm sorry, but

50:22

I'm sitting my ways. Pluto

50:23

is a plan. Me too. 365 you.

50:26

Yeah. You know? Are we flatter in the world? 365, are

50:29

we Pluto Pluto? I am a

50:31

I am a Pluto app 365.

50:33

We we're Pluto absolutist. You're

50:36

right. Absolutely. Absolutely.

50:38

I knew there was something there. Thank you.

50:41

And that why we suffer through the Zoom connection.

50:44

Understood. That was really

50:44

good. Yeah. That was great. Absolutely.

50:46

Thank you. That makes me feel

50:49

a lot better.

50:50

Alright. Well, anyways, back to thumbs being fingers to tell.

50:52

Go ahead, Matt. So

50:55

your finger on 365. We

50:57

we lost the we lost the trail

50:59

many many feet ago. We're lost in the woods

51:01

at this point. No. You were

51:02

eating no. We're not recllet cheese. Yeah.

51:05

It's a it's a it's a it's a melt You

51:07

want your warming. Yeah. You this it's

51:09

like this little heating

51:12

element. It almost looks like a toaster oven, but if it was like a convertible Okay.

51:14

So you can kinda access it from

51:16

all around the table. And you have

51:18

these little Sounds

51:21

day. Just say it like a little square with a

51:23

little plastic handle, you put the

51:26

raw cheese, just the cold

51:28

cheese on it, you stick

51:30

the tray, into the little heating element, and then after

51:32

a few minutes, it gets all smelting and

51:34

bubbly, and then you just turn it upside down

51:36

and you pour it

51:38

all over potatoes and pickles and onions.

51:40

And how does this It's so fucking delicious. This

51:42

is just like fondue, but instead of

51:44

dipping, you're

51:46

pouring.

51:46

Yeah. Exactly. It's sort of like a reverse fun do.

51:48

365.

51:49

Don't. The whole

51:51

thing revolves around

51:54

this bricklet

51:56

cheese heating element, which we only take

51:58

out once a year. And

52:00

we had everything all prepared, potatoes,

52:03

were steamed, ready to go, all the fix ins,

52:06

everything in its place,

52:08

turned on the heating element, didn't

52:10

turn on, and it went complete.

52:12

And we just looked at other this is what's gonna

52:15

happen. And then we're like, oh, we'll just use

52:17

our toaster oven, but then, like,

52:20

the plastic on the handle's gonna

52:22

melt. Like, this is freaking turning into his ass

52:24

or You know

52:24

what, Matt? Hold on. Let's try a

52:26

different outlet. That's what we did and

52:29

then it

52:29

worked. Jeez. And I was

52:31

on the edge

52:33

of my seat. Well, you made

52:35

it a thriller. Yeah. I I

52:37

made it there.

52:39

I could I was gonna suggest a candle and

52:41

a and a steel silk a

52:43

serving spoon. Yeah. It was it

52:44

was just It was hot. Let me 365 for

52:46

a

52:47

while. Let me

52:47

just close the book on this fairy tale and

52:49

say that's what's on the menu. Wow. Good

52:52

one, dude. That

52:54

was great. Different 365 lot

52:56

of a lot of passion. Now,

52:58

the variety and and

53:00

the the big chase through the

53:03

mountains side of the end. It bothers me that

53:05

you have an outlet that doesn't work. So let's get to the bottom of

53:07

this. Do you do you maybe have a

53:09

light switch that turns it

53:11

on and

53:12

off? And it was No. There was, like, a one of the light switches like,

53:14

a little blinking breaker thing

53:16

on it. And then I pushed that and

53:18

it reset it and that

53:20

works. Breaker breaker.

53:21

Okay. So there you go. Yeah. So we're good. We're

53:24

totally good, man. Yeah. Kinda those fucking new here everyone.

53:26

That's pretty good. Those recllet heaters. I

53:28

mean, they take a they draw a lot of power like

53:30

a hairdryer. Alright. Alright.

53:32

Greatener. Women's hair products,

53:34

they really 365 up all

53:36

my other stuff that's going that that I got

53:38

going on. Yeah. It's like,

53:40

why why is 365 like flickering? Because

53:42

you wanna you wanna dry your hair. Like, there's a

53:44

lot of energy that gets consumed

53:46

just just in the bathroom for their

53:48

hair. Yeah. I'm not

53:52

going. Right, Gary? You were the one that

53:54

brought this up the other day.

53:56

Yeah. Real talk, Chris. Real.

53:58

You're not going there.

54:00

Yeah. Yeah. It's so me

54:03

neither, buddy. Me neither.

54:06

Alright. Well, anyway, toss. Yeah.

54:08

Speaking of electrical shots in kitchens. So

54:10

Yeah. It's a picture of your kitchens. Nice, dude.

54:12

It's getting there. It's looking good.

54:14

I'll post them on the Facebook page. I

54:17

did a photo dump of the damage at the beginning. Now I'll do it.

54:19

I'm just waiting for counters to

54:21

get installed. Yeah. But,

54:24

yeah, dude, it's badass, and

54:27

he put one

54:31

of the outlets he made take a an

54:34

Apple charger and a regular

54:36

USB -- Yeah. -- and

54:38

two plugs. Well,

54:40

it's nice. It's real nice and easy. But

54:42

are USB chargers? Are they are

54:44

they on their way out like the

54:47

USB a? Yes. Because

54:50

I've been renting I rent

54:52

cars on the road whenever we go, and

54:54

they're all USB c. Yeah.

54:56

Now and it's like It bothers me

54:59

because I I brought the USB a -- Yeah. -- chargers for my

55:01

phone. Yeah. You just 365 it's time to

55:03

just go all in and go spend a hundred bucks

55:05

on Amazon and buy a

55:07

bunch of species

55:07

stuff. 365 was lucky that I

55:10

was

55:10

forced to do when I got a new computer. Yeah.

55:12

If I were to get a new version of

55:14

my car, it's all

55:15

USBC. That But

55:17

but what I have is USDA. Yeah. Yeah. So I

55:19

I feel like they're

55:20

it's it's firm I think one of the other

55:23

one. One Europe mandated,

55:26

I think, in, like, a year or so that it's

55:28

mandated that every new phone sold has to

55:30

charge the USB c. Yeah. Even an 365. Even

55:32

the iPhone. That's a big that's a big deal. My iPad uses ESPC, which is

55:34

kinda weird. But you know the speculation is

55:37

that Apple just Apple

55:40

and not liking that is going to just eliminate the

55:42

charger, the charge port, and they're gonna make you

55:44

charge over a negative. Ill.

55:47

Yeah. No. Yeah. Oh.

55:50

I agree. What is

55:52

wrong? That's that's Apple.

55:53

Yeah. I look. Why does Europe why

55:55

do they want to switch to USB

55:58

Is it Well, they

55:59

want a universal. It's universal. Yeah. They so

56:01

your your phone charge 365 phone charge would

56:03

be the same thing.

56:05

And I like that. I need to because then The one

56:07

on one world order, Dawson. This is the

56:10

first stab to a one world government. First is

56:12

the

56:13

USB plugs. Then it's close. That was in fact that

56:15

was Orwell said that.

56:18

First, they started with the

56:20

USB

56:20

plugs. Yeah. They came for

56:21

those. Everyone became a type

56:24

c. Well, dollars is happening right now. So

56:26

Yeah.

56:26

Doss, do you have any outlets inside

56:28

of your cabinets? Because that's always cool.

56:32

No. If you can get one in

56:33

there, you should. There are stuff in

56:36

there. I have a mesh router in one

56:38

of the I had to charge stuff in there. That

56:40

that would kind of Charge stuff in, it hides it. If you

56:42

you know, I use the I'm really big

56:44

on the Amber Mugs, you know, the Amber Mugs.

56:48

Yeah. Yeah. That thing just stays hot

56:50

all the time. But what I'm gonna do is

56:52

underneath my counter where the lip is

56:54

and the counter is, you know, you can

56:57

scoot under it with a a stool.

57:00

Underneath that, I'm a put a hook

57:02

and a little nice

57:05

nice easily accessible bag

57:07

that kinda stays hidden -- Yeah. --

57:10

and put all my chargers in

57:12

there. Oh. And so it'll stay clean, and

57:14

then you need one. You just pull it out. Yeah. On

57:16

the bag. Yeah. It's smart. It's

57:18

fun it's fun building rooms and stuff like that

57:20

because you can really get the way you want

57:22

it. And, I don't know, it

57:24

looks it looks good, man. I'm I'm so happy

57:26

for you that. And look, as I said, like,

57:28

you starting that fire accidentally could have been, like, one of the

57:30

great best things that were happening. So My

57:32

friend, Eric

57:34

Lepore called me the other night and he goes, you know, as

57:37

a former firefighter. I'm just

57:39

gonna tell you that

57:41

It just it it bothers

57:44

me when they when they joke about

57:46

that. And I'm like, it bothers

57:48

me too. As a guy whose

57:50

dog almost burned down his house,

57:52

it really bothers

57:52

me. Yeah. It bothers me too.

57:54

How 365

57:55

take free model? 365 was a

57:58

free model. Alrighty. Well, while we go

58:00

around and get our plugs in and then we can

58:02

GTFO, I'll start over there with

58:03

Gary. Gary, what do you suggest everyone check out?

58:05

I suggest that you check out the water cooler on

58:08

Patreon. Patreon dot com slash water

58:10

cooler. We do an extra

58:12

episode. We've got

58:14

movie nights. We've got, you know, all kinds of fun stuff over

58:16

there. And I think what's really cool at this point

58:18

is if you sign up I mean, there's hundreds

58:20

of episodes. It's like you're you're

58:22

getting it all. So just you can just go

58:24

back to the beginning if you want or, you know, just

58:26

start listening along with this week. So

58:28

check that out. We're having a lot of fun over there

58:30

365 that is the best way support us if you like

58:32

what we're doing. Yeah. He didn't plug reasonable doubt

58:34

because he doesn't remember what they talked about

58:36

on Sunday. Correct. Correct. Matt,

58:38

what about what about

58:40

you? Well, I mentioned it before

58:43

marshalbergfarm dot com or I

58:45

guess the caviar farm dot com, that'll

58:47

also link you there apparently. That's caviar you can get.

58:49

It it it really is amazing. And, Chris, I know

58:51

you've had it multiple times as well. Like, it's

58:53

just it's awesome. Yeah. But that you can just have

58:55

it in your own house. And

58:57

they're like the coolest thing. And the way it's sourced is

58:59

is legit. It's all sourced there. It's

59:02

it uses really great methods and

59:04

sustainable

59:04

methods. They're good people.

59:07

Like, just go support Go support good people who

59:09

are, you know, passionate about something. Yeah.

59:11

And and it it really it's

59:13

phenomenal stuff. So I couldn't think of

59:15

a better way for you to ring in the brand new year than What's thirteen

59:18

days?

59:21

Doss of two. I wanna thank

59:24

Justin Shine and Vacations with

59:26

Justin. Oh, I do

59:28

I do book a flight.

59:30

365 next weekend to

59:32

Miami because I'm gonna jump on a cruise boat

59:35

and introduce bands for a week and you are

59:37

gonna miss me. Oh, man. I'm

59:40

sorry. Oh, shit. No. I'll do

59:42

everything. I just you know, things have changed.

59:44

Things have changed.

59:45

Yeah. I don't it might

59:47

be a rough week. It

59:49

might not be as easy as it

59:51

usually was. And I'm nervous about that.

59:54

Right. No

59:56

sound. But

59:58

I reached out asked I

1:00:00

actually asked Justine to reach out, so

1:00:02

we could keep it over email. And

1:00:07

got me a killer 365. And

1:00:09

I said, it's gotta be either United

1:00:11

or American. It's gotta be I

1:00:14

can't miss work on Friday. I leave,

1:00:16

you know, after a certain amount of

1:00:18

time. And if it's LAX, I'm not leaving

1:00:20

till, you know, whenever,

1:00:23

put all these demand The man The

1:00:25

man nature and said, this this is what needs to happen. I don't have time to

1:00:27

look. If if you can help, that'd be great. Boom.

1:00:30

Done. If fucking

1:00:32

comes back, Original

1:00:34

flights, four hundred twenty seven dollars,

1:00:36

but that was economy economy.

1:00:38

K. I upgraded maybe only

1:00:40

a third range. a hundred thirty

1:00:42

bucks for both flights. I'm

1:00:46

in the leg room seats I need. It's

1:00:48

stretching the

1:00:50

economy. Yeah. And I got an exit

1:00:52

row, and I'm the only one in the exit row on

1:00:54

the way home. Yeah. Nice. We'll see.

1:00:57

Well, anyway, vacations with Justin, you'll find her on the

1:01:00

Facebook pick group, good

1:01:02

people, and competent. Yeah.

1:01:04

Thank you. She's

1:01:04

great. I'm gonna be using her again soon. Yeah.

1:01:07

I heard very, very good

1:01:10

things. As for me,

1:01:13

yeah, check out check out the water cooler Patreon. We

1:01:15

we do an extra show every every time or

1:01:18

every week. Excuse me. Every time.

1:01:20

And every time we do an extra show, we do an

1:01:22

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1:01:24

And, yeah, just get some some some extra content for you there. We

1:01:26

love doing it and we love we love that

1:01:28

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1:01:31

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