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Thank you for being here. I love it as

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there. And he's I do remember

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the way back seat. his stepmother was of

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a which an arm he said we broke

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the window was gone up there. we kept

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fucking. Whether you know that sucks it's at

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a broken. he said he just got trouble

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for three months. Is this a lot al

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rev residue of so you are You were

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always in this see your seven kids while

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Yeah. So my grandmother lived in Fort Lauderdale

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so we'd go to the two or three

2:38

times a year. Jersey. To four

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hours and will add al yeah was

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like twenty two hours in a car

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straight throw. Boyd said we'd stop. Or.

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us out that a border collie style at

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the at asi our yeah you gotta fireworks

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and the you know you sign abby on

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her six three miles one hundred you know

2:58

so we'd always I was dad always drive

3:00

and her mom and dad switch all day

3:02

with switch off they would aren't yet it

3:04

would switch off yeah bug that thing was

3:06

you know there was seven kids the family

3:08

so we'll my parents dead you know because

3:10

it was good seats in the car as

3:12

bad sees if you are that back seat

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base in the other way now is that

3:16

was a bad see if. There was a

3:18

good south my parents that whoever got the battery park I

3:20

will get the best seat in a car. That

3:24

noise. I never made it into the

3:26

second round. Never

3:28

ever wasn't even close I

3:30

was a Third reich have

3:32

a spare tire of I

3:34

look at the opposite. I've.

3:38

Never even came close. Ah

3:41

my while and atop the about a few

3:43

things because we ask you some questions before

3:45

says greg as I know again from doing

3:47

the other api chasm. watched hims episode of

3:49

the Honey do it all the by gonna

3:51

see Ruslan at the Guard I would go

3:54

see my dad's of is to see Wwf

3:56

at the bottom or Civic Center. Saw is

3:58

a big wrestling kid growing up. But

4:01

the garden is just like the Mecca for

4:03

that. You know what I mean. Ah so

4:05

what what was that like would you do

4:07

and gonna? These shows us who we go.

4:09

You know every month and a garden knows

4:11

a guy are frightened that Shelley's wrestling pictures.

4:14

You. Know so we'd always got the new window

4:16

to spot where he was was a dollar a

4:18

picture so I save my money I was a

4:21

busboy the time in I have like ten months

4:23

older I get ten picture south I go to

4:25

him every time I dabbled with me right maybe

4:27

some other kids and whole you are fourteen with

4:29

her and I'm we game for he was a

4:32

wrestling but target or he'll be in the front.

4:34

Take. A picture so he had really good passer.

4:36

He was the legit guy for the debate of

4:38

the our lead bar for and but it was

4:40

really nice out the hang goods that are. He's

4:42

in a for and he would go to Baltimore.

4:45

He got out dinner the local matches your own

4:47

a dry sit out of know within three hours

4:49

and take pictures so that he goes hey man

4:51

give me your address I'll send some the a

4:53

house as like wow okay said he would cents

4:55

on the house and he's like I'll call you

4:57

have you want to know what happened in Baltimore?

4:59

I could Koirala you know to results on my

5:01

gear because it was no internet. it was a

5:03

wrestler magazine come out once a month. And they still

5:05

wouldn't let the results of their doesn't matter. So.

5:07

Many woodstock call me on a phone. And.

5:10

Are at one point yeah we started breathing

5:12

heavy which was weird you know as as

5:14

I did you just coming from a jog.

5:18

The I mean I

5:20

was suddenly grammarly pump

5:23

overzealous ounce. So

5:31

next time I remember we went to a

5:33

match and we took the train down like

5:35

as way parks by parents let us me

5:37

like by forty role friends got matched by

5:39

ourselves. So where is a nosebleed seats all

5:41

we up top. He's in the front right

5:43

to say good pictures so he comes up

5:45

and in between a matches won a match

5:47

he goes. Hey I got to seats in

5:49

the front. Both. Front row Who

5:51

wants to come down? And I do. I don't

5:53

as say pick me and my friend Mike. Two.

5:56

Kids a blond hair, blue eyes because I

5:58

you two guys go down. So we

6:00

get down there. we get enough. Railroad is still waiting

6:02

for the next match. com next gotta come out at

6:05

it's Andre. Andre the giant

6:07

socks and your weight down there for them. Get

6:09

down there all the sun nice. Will we see

6:11

one seat? I go. What's this? I thought that

6:13

there was too, because somebody's gotta sit on. my

6:16

last sentence. Is

6:19

like summary Guy said my lap aggregate it's how's it

6:22

was younger I only got one seed. And

6:24

like this is weird of my me Michael like

6:26

this is weird and on some we see Andre

6:28

Common out. And. Unlike any Santa like this

6:30

far away from me. Like that Andres right?

6:32

damn I call my god I'm like do

6:34

I go back up and oh my god

6:37

you know what spine also on your lap

6:39

Father had failed. It was Andres. They.

6:43

Always go back. I don't. Know

6:45

others may have a hundred or. Eight

6:49

and. Oh,

6:53

he saw him. To

6:56

be like I'm on. I'm like I'm on a

6:58

motorcycle. Yeah,

7:02

let's just. Say

7:05

door was going to far less members.

7:07

all the retired again Friday. At

7:10

your watch Outrageous. Step over. the

7:14

top of his y se or who a much

7:16

as on believe on a hold of our guide

7:18

is is way above the socket straight ahead i

7:20

member like says. So.

7:25

You savor the whole like odds are at.

7:27

How are the whole here? So bad maybe

7:29

five minutes and a match. almost on. I

7:31

feel a nibble on my now i swagger.

7:34

what at articles I saw Regolith? Mm

7:38

I go timers like out up like

7:41

Mike it's your turn you going on

7:43

his lap and as well enough don't

7:45

know about. yeah I'll bet afterwards him

7:47

as a Milan A match. Access.

7:54

And I threw my bread. Other boss like Isis Obama.

7:56

so back off As he says it's your turn to

7:59

go on his lap. Hi.

8:12

As I see, I'm like the next month said

8:14

that Madison Square Gardens like a i get your back

8:16

same amount. Yes,

8:19

yes because he was that he was in the same

8:21

spot every month at you I'll wait outside the Madison

8:23

Square Garden Salad pictures self so I brought me back

8:26

to goes a give me a kiss on the T,

8:28

Geico Y and Z goes as a tie and men

8:30

do that all a time when they greet each other

8:32

he had A and am I gonna ignore look I'll

8:34

give you oh I'll give you a couple pictures of

8:37

you do I go which ones. on

8:41

on my or I am I got

8:43

a our to as a time I

8:45

go inside I maria scruffy beard and

8:47

upside of. Foods

8:49

You get to put it, this is a

8:51

God for terrorists. I

8:54

made it was one of my favorites. Achieved

8:56

a strong ball billie wise as far. As.

9:00

Ah, when he he was asleep or

9:02

whole wouldn't he puts out a slowdown?

9:04

Yes, Yes! So cut to. Oh,

9:07

they're now he wants to com. He knows

9:09

this isn't the neighborhoods. My dad would bring

9:11

somebody kids in May. So now he wants

9:13

to come over and spend a weekend at

9:15

my house because he knows the kids and

9:18

neighborhood and. This. A grown man. growth

9:20

is thirty eight of fourteen. big fat guy

9:22

you know and my dad. my my dad's

9:24

like this is we're what his the was

9:26

a guy. want to hang out what but

9:28

you fourteen year olds and the other parents

9:30

and neighborhood those were two years ago case

9:32

you know what, let's check this guy out

9:34

and visit our Isis. Wow.

9:37

I'd sit on your lap and I picture. Looks

9:46

after the shrapnel night. Our rights

9:48

Hair Ah Jesus from Believable Ten

9:50

Trap Thera God damn look at

9:52

of. Amazing

9:55

kids. felt the tear without

9:57

trap. You don't have those

9:59

numbers? These are. His.

10:01

Brother was a coach I was i had

10:03

coaches seattle seahawks other say ladies but he's

10:05

were in that us singlet was he all

10:07

can always I went back he was like

10:10

well i will go away left or yeah

10:12

yeah yeah. He's. Got that Olympic

10:14

by i'm not yet wrestler body yeah our

10:16

was. The other thing I loved about Ruslan

10:18

grown up to was like it didn't matter

10:21

what you look like like Dusty Rhodes was

10:23

a fat piece of shit with tidies so

10:25

elegantly nothing is more food and with you

10:27

massive woman's tits I know had no prob.

10:30

I wish I had the confidence Dusty Rhodes

10:32

he had no prob our to take that

10:34

shirt off with the those cities and then

10:36

get out there Russell and sake his ass

10:39

and do all an act like she's gorgeous

10:41

look at thus the a look at them

10:43

Idaho. Early on social media

10:45

my daughters mothers mom so we never

10:48

got married so she was my mother

10:50

in law right? Let's. See

10:53

was taking shots at me so I was

10:55

like almost say some by on social media

10:57

says i go ahead and I posted that

10:59

picture and I said my mother in law

11:01

Dusty Rhodes of The seem to suffer as

11:03

great as. Such

11:06

as my mother while I'm around him. All

11:09

along thrive hats or to these are the

11:11

great book out of look at in that

11:13

head band than Arizona has no may armor

11:15

at all. with those cities I wish I

11:17

had to come up with hair and you

11:19

the Royal Norway like you would never see

11:21

a Russell look. Alike Now I know you

11:23

would even get in the door Now be annexed.

11:26

Okay, so he so spend the

11:28

night. For

11:32

the Paris a neighborhood decided let's meet this guy

11:34

let's add might I'm all over for dinner on

11:36

a Friday night of feel I'm out this of

11:39

first like sort of to catch a Predator episode

11:41

as sony Brigham already a as dinner with the

11:43

family and all of those. The. Parents and

11:45

they both come over to have a big that are

11:47

negative you know already. Seems okay. And. And. None

11:49

of you have said yet. Like glad to

11:52

sit on his lab I nibbled my wire

11:54

nine inside. Yeah, I get that. glorious. Week

11:58

I got on. Well yeah, I mean I like. If

12:00

you did for yada yada yada yada as I love

12:02

you So then he comes he comes in I member

12:04

products a bus from the York City on like a

12:06

Friday night and my dad picks him up he goes

12:09

hey sky go say hi to jam because now he

12:11

sleep in in the other of the just going to

12:13

guess from because okay I'll see him in a morning

12:15

I wake up the morning i got little bit John

12:17

was on he's got his hands down my pants this

12:20

dude are you be for real young before rail right

12:22

sizzling guy and I wake up call would you do

12:24

what he goes I you know been on a sorry

12:26

you know she asked you not up their pajamas had

12:28

a little hall and he. Saw me cause I'm

12:30

showing your magic trick I go a magic trick

12:33

with because you know I'm showing your magic trick

12:35

I got is bullshit I got going to go

12:37

tell my brother my older brother who's in your

12:39

room in my room a marginal i'm a morning

12:41

is his hobby. I am. Saw. Was

12:43

so said as in say this nine people in your house

12:45

I know but I was in a row my my brothers

12:47

were upstairs and I was so he found the room I

12:49

was in. And. A gay man I was

12:52

still sleep and I while Gabi was like Harvard

12:54

or me so. I. Got going to go

12:56

tell my older brothers because they were suspicious of

12:58

many ways and I ran that had already blocked

13:00

the door is I listen he goes. I'll give

13:02

you thirty pictures out of my recent picture out

13:04

of you not say anything. I got thirty. Go

13:06

she I got a right here. Pick whatever one's

13:08

you want but you can God that's fine on

13:10

luggage was you Can I go? I'm on Sony

13:12

does. As I went through I picked out thirty.

13:14

As soon as I got the thirty was a

13:16

look and I ran out the door. I got

13:18

my older brothers they forget grab that came down

13:20

down there with their prime was over and grabbed

13:22

them. rip them out his hold. I remember him

13:24

holding on the door. Like decided door? no

13:26

no, but but I'm out. drag the mouse quarterbacks

13:29

in a bus station. I just beat him up.

13:31

And. Thrown back on a bus the New York's

13:33

at all. the parents were like discussing size. they

13:35

seemed alright. it was crazy and my my brother's

13:38

like you gonna tell dad what he did I

13:40

got no I go zany my dad's gonna make

13:42

we get the wrestling pictures back. I

13:46

ah now I earned on you as. I

13:51

recall off with a healthy only had a

13:53

nine days. It

14:01

I feel good and then I for we

14:03

found out later on that he was like

14:05

our sex offenders websites. I went on how

14:07

I went on the Howard Stern show. When

14:09

I told this story I had at least

14:12

fifteen people contact mates from around the country.

14:14

Go dude I remember that guy. He did

14:16

the same thing. the mates something similar. See.

14:19

And then I found him on a sex offenders

14:21

website. he lives in Thailand is still alive. the

14:23

guys highly and yeah Horsey a forces of ago

14:25

and I saw the pictures I show my cat.

14:29

Grant for. Jamar. I

14:33

got him and I got capabilities are

14:35

my.old wrestling picture album man I I

14:38

got to see Audrey later but I'll

14:40

never forget we were in elementary school

14:42

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14:44

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18:04

one. but I also remember I'm positive it

18:06

was Jimmy Superfly smoker Liberty High school. While

18:09

they would out with that you know what

18:11

I would have little matches or die schools

18:13

A they were they Why I'm not crazy

18:16

are highly go. I went to to had

18:18

can photographers I've been put ski gear the

18:20

Polish Bowers yeah the cell gasol flexes tidies.

18:22

When I was fifteen. Date: They

18:25

had a wrestling match you might and the high school

18:27

I went to write and was can be terrorists I've

18:29

inputs he was the headline match at it would do

18:31

to high schools you would think that the W w

18:33

he was right egg but there one day with your

18:35

eyes goes so I knew where they would come out

18:38

because I knew to high school so I went around

18:40

back after matches after wrestled was over see of I

18:42

get an autograph or a picture and I'll never get

18:44

I saw I've input ski and can protect get the

18:46

same car and drive away. And. I got

18:48

him identical. Why? How could they get the same car? Their.

18:51

Digit hate each other just for each other.

18:53

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18:55

was fake. I cried splits and sixteen I

18:58

cried on the way home. I remember the

19:00

first time my dad would always coming to

19:02

ever came in second he like this sounds

19:04

a little and I was in every. Time

19:06

and. Then as I started getting older ones.

19:13

I. Guess not fake dad. he Islam is

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your quest. I grab

19:17

you by the harm Us: Are you against

19:19

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19:22

on the gravel and ropes and whole audience.

19:24

Yeah now so I'll be delayed. Rod and

19:26

I go out rak our. Thousand

19:30

all my life and I don't I have

19:32

been shudder. You're applying dance around and your

19:34

Pi rights but my dad worked at the

19:36

airport so he was the crew chief for

19:38

Pan Am and are also remember him. One

19:40

time coming home with the Junkyard dogs autograph

19:42

because they had his he's at all He

19:44

had his bags and the chains he was

19:46

fly with chains and he got he would

19:48

get a Junkyard Dogs on agree Ice yeah

19:50

was Bills good size man wrestling back that

19:52

they did. You ever built a range of

19:54

or build your own ring now never did

19:56

that do. We built a ring behind our

19:58

house right in the. The the what like

20:01

it was in the woods but the edge

20:03

of our property and we go back and

20:05

will fuck each other up the it was

20:07

just mud and we had apply a plastic

20:09

down and some sticks in the corner robes

20:11

and we would fuck we come out a

20:13

walk up music and stuff. I ride a

20:15

neighborhood a death valley. Never said that. Person.

20:18

Was asked about cry gangsters and practical jokes

20:20

and stuff and he said that used to.

20:23

Call friends out of school. Yeah, because

20:25

ignore had a deep voice. Like.

20:27

A guy when Razia. Always nice. great Yeah,

20:30

you remember it. I remember it because employers

20:32

megafauna. You wake up one day. You even

20:34

hear yourself yeah, even an hour I'd walk

20:36

down the hallway. I will go say something

20:38

on Mike Watt. You

20:41

know of I got called on a glass

20:43

what's the answer as are are seventy today.

20:45

it also laugh and and you to sounded

20:47

like this for every Uppsala yeah this is

20:49

ninth grade yarn. I the right right? right?

20:52

My dad's i like this. My dad had the

20:54

boys those I gotta from him but I'm. So.

20:57

When whenever we'd. Say.

20:59

Home from school you know we just

21:01

cut glass or whatever. girlfriend's house. I'd

21:03

add the call side calls their parents

21:05

is Mr. Bond the or Tony will

21:07

be in school today. Sex Albion the

21:09

moral for sure. so I call everybody

21:11

out. When. My by never deal ever

21:13

like dude you got a call me out sometimes

21:16

and like in the morning before I'm ready to

21:18

run in the Oh to school my Frank Camel

21:20

Kalkadoon com can call me out today and who

21:22

you call like this this the Secretary, the army

21:24

and or whatever the offer gas yeah this is

21:27

I am a categoric and is mister car again

21:29

a mob he entered a so like okay we're

21:31

okay thank you for this value down as I

21:33

was the guy once oh to do it because

21:36

I the voice jerry get caught know never got

21:38

caught but we'd always say home from school like

21:40

would be time we're at the bus stop. Or

21:43

power to drop us off than we go hide

21:45

the bushes and my my friend's house would hide

21:47

in his bushes until his mom went to work.

21:49

Like forty five minutes later we submit a forces

21:51

sit around us server and forty my because about

21:54

forty five minutes later she get a car we

21:56

knew where she worked she was a dead I

21:58

jan as so we just. It and and azores

22:00

you when it's and then be a three other kids the

22:02

neighborhood and would use have a big card game and. You.

22:05

Know at the whole time and sounds great powers.

22:07

Granted we didn't do that too. High school was

22:10

mahmud start though and that yeah was high school.

22:12

it was maybe eight yeah about at night the

22:14

tenth grade would skip a some I had a

22:16

pool we go over there for the summer and

22:18

swim like fuck. last that they were out here

22:21

he made remember this of so my friends miss

22:23

Sandy was like a mom the me grown up

22:25

and she had a daughter named Tell You is

22:27

like a sister who at our passed away but

22:29

before she did she was in high school was

22:32

a little older and she got some kind of

22:34

trouble and she just lied. And said that

22:36

her she lied to schools that are father's

22:38

name was Roger Patterson. This really roy like

22:40

I knew they were like second family to

22:43

me. So I happen to be over there

22:45

one day and I walk in the middle

22:47

her mom being really upset with whatever happens

22:50

you know and she's like and then you

22:52

live. And she's like I did. And

22:55

she's a you He said you're dancing roger person like

22:57

you to. So. As a tie

22:59

as your question she's like what and I go

23:01

if I take their phone call. And

23:03

I act like I'm roger person and

23:05

I just com the lady down just.

23:08

Were. You we let me try it she was if

23:10

you yeah cause. I. Go with and she's

23:13

gotten him way more trouble. Ride You could say

23:15

you don't even know about this. She's.

23:17

Like okay. And. I took

23:19

their call and I just realized this

23:21

was like isn't you're absolutely correct Me

23:23

and my son will be appropriate lead

23:25

disciplined We are very disappointed just kept

23:27

do and that's it and this lady

23:29

calm down like she could hear ya

23:31

know Rykov that was like a my

23:33

gifts actually if you want to escalate

23:35

this were all for it will me

23:37

to the schools that we don't need

23:39

to do that and food right out

23:41

of it or the holy shit up

23:43

a network are of our Ali the

23:45

that was I would never have the

23:47

balls do that's what. We would do like my

23:49

i have a twin brother we sound alike. So.

23:52

He would I wouldn't know it but girls

23:54

were call the house and he below you're

23:57

going to the movies with them tomorrow like

23:59

we've talked about and he would act he

24:01

was me a real year and then tell

24:03

mom take that into the movies the margin

24:05

of a he fuck and and of a

24:07

sudden what would happen you tell it and

24:09

that was my brother on the media outlets

24:11

are but then I'd go to the movies

24:13

a way to hang out. I assume it's

24:15

a rifleman tell me about like winters because

24:17

I know you I'm you. Had a deathly

24:19

had snowball fights. South Snowball Fights Yeah always

24:21

was a snowball fights and and we also

24:23

thought snowballs A Cars That's what I want

24:25

to talk about which is so dangerous. So

24:27

dangerous. I mean it's insane how dangerous week

24:29

as we stayed. Never know what oh come on

24:31

we weren't stand that like right either on the

24:34

sidewalk and thrown him as a went by were

24:36

hide in the woods fear we had good arms

24:38

are all baseball players and stuff as a pitcher

24:40

so we're hiding to say I know all that

24:42

matches your driver like twenty five miles an hour

24:45

or holiday and your know where it comes right.

24:47

Scary as shit it was a couple times i

24:49

you know guy had his window all but even

24:51

ozil wintertime mm ago and throat hit them and

24:54

went through the window to pass your window pet

24:56

him and we always had a route we do

24:58

we did a between two houses and the woods

25:00

is right there. so soon as a car stopped

25:03

that someone got out which are lot of times

25:05

what happens which is one of the was there

25:07

would never find us never with do at all

25:09

time you know we should do too. we had

25:11

a deep freezer the basement so a march we

25:14

pack a bunch of snowballs with dome and a

25:16

d for off the cells are allies ball though

25:18

but but but but forget March July. Just.

25:21

Get hit were? fuck it's know, Bonfire read

25:23

your house. you get there early March. While

25:25

you guys are, you suppose we'll have a

25:28

regular armor like I am is that you

25:30

buy an iota back out on of either

25:32

either. But that's not right for you to

25:34

fight back as evidence that I like. Well

25:37

fuck you. get that marts mother fucker. It's

25:39

where we got it's my cousin I one

25:41

time. This. One still scared shit out

25:43

of me. Thought about Dom it was a know when

25:45

you realize at all fuck. It.

25:48

Was Thanksgiving again. And.

25:50

Were in. Baltimore. city were in the

25:52

on time to get eastern avenue sorta like

25:54

the ventura boulevard know runs for a while

25:56

now but there's an overpass there so we

25:58

decide to go up It doesn't usually snow at

26:01

Thanksgiving, but it's coming. It's sticky and we're you know,

26:03

as soon as it snows you grab it to see

26:05

I'm right. Boom. We're hitting each other. So we start

26:07

packing them up and we're looking over the thing like

26:10

Dropping a couple like you said from overhead

26:12

so dangerous and this fucking city bus comes

26:15

You know those windshields are as big as

26:17

that window right there. We just pop up

26:19

this dude fucking is to break slide

26:22

sideways Oh my god,

26:24

oh My

26:27

god, we just fucking took off right we're

26:30

scared you guys never got caught. No, no. Well,

26:32

we got caught I've told this story before my

26:34

we used to play capture the flag in the

26:36

woods in the winter But we go aggressive and

26:39

if you were on the other team, you know

26:41

what that is No, so capture the flag is

26:43

like let's say there's five guys over there and

26:45

there's five of us. We got a blue flag

26:47

They got a red flag. They have to hide

26:50

their flag We have to hide ours and the

26:52

job is for you us to go hunt and

26:54

find their flag get it and then bring it

26:56

Safely back to our side. Okay, right and in

26:59

the meantime, it's anything fucking goes So

27:02

they're gonna be coming your way and if we would catch

27:04

you we'd tie you up make you a prisoner So

27:06

we they caught my brother one time tied him

27:08

to a tree and then we just start while

27:11

we're bored We're just bombing cars over the hill

27:13

while we're waiting for anybody else and we hit

27:15

this pickup truck Dude fucking

27:17

skids like you say he gets out.

27:19

He leaves his car This

27:22

dude left his car right in the middle

27:24

of the fucking street He was so pissed and

27:26

he trudges up this hill We're like, oh

27:28

my god, and we just scared to

27:30

death. We run we all hide my brothers just

27:32

sitting there with his arms tied Guys,

27:34

you fucking throw a snowball And

27:40

he packed the snowball but he fucked right nailed him

27:42

right there and I was like as your

27:44

brother was tied up against Yeah, he screamed

27:46

like you shot him a bit. He walked back

27:48

got this truck and drove. Oh, yeah Well lucky

27:51

it was lucky. It wasn't a deliverance moment for

27:53

your brother Wow,

27:57

yeah, I know cuz we throw over and over pat

27:59

too, you don't have dangerous that is? Yeah, you kill

28:02

someone easily. It's amazing

28:04

that nothing like that ever happened to us. We

28:07

also do bumper, you

28:10

know, it'd be snowing, it'd be like three inches

28:12

on the road, cars we'd drive

28:14

it by and we'd run behind them and hold

28:16

onto the bumper and just ski. Are you staying

28:18

on skiing on your feet like that? Yeah, just

28:21

holding like this and just holding onto the bumper

28:23

as they go. Here it is, right? Yeah, so

28:25

dangerous. Cars are going faster than that in

28:28

our neighborhood. They're going very fast. Yeah, and they

28:30

didn't even know, like we didn't even know who

28:32

was driving the car. They didn't even

28:34

know that we'd jump on. We'd just grab on and go.

28:36

Just jump, like skateboard kids would back in the day. But

28:38

you're doing it on your feet, not a sled or anything

28:40

like that. And then at some point, you

28:43

know, you just fall off and you roll, whatever, or if they

28:45

have to make a turn or they start speeding up.

28:47

All right, look, I'm going to make you tell a

28:50

story you've told me before, just because I love it.

28:52

Tell me the story about what happened with your brother

28:54

and it was a construction, wasn't it? Yeah,

28:57

yeah. Yeah, we're doing construction. I hated it. You

28:59

know, I was born like, I don't want to do this stuff. And

29:02

my brother's like, Hey, close off this pantry, you

29:04

know, put some sheetrock up, you know, we're

29:06

fixing up these old houses, going to resell them. So

29:08

my guard, so we had to put sheetrock up and,

29:11

you know, just close the whole little area

29:13

off of a kitchen. So before they did that, I

29:15

got, you know, I'm just in there and I'm like,

29:18

so I got a black magic marker. I remember like a

29:20

big mark and I just wrote this whole note on the

29:22

wall. Like I hated my name is, I forget

29:24

what the name I used, but I go, I

29:26

used to live in this house and I dated

29:28

it like five years before or something. I

29:31

go, I lived in this house and, you

29:33

know, my grandmother got really sick and we didn't have a

29:35

lot of money and I didn't know what to do. I

29:37

wanted to take care of her and, you

29:40

know, she got really, she was in a lot of pain.

29:42

So I wound up killing her to get her

29:44

out of pain and I didn't have any money for a funeral. We

29:46

didn't have any family. So I buried her

29:48

under the house, under the crawl space. So

29:51

if someone ever finds this, could you please give her

29:53

the proper burial? And

29:55

I went under the crawl space and I put a stick

29:57

like a cross. I made a cross. And

30:00

I met across and I stuck it like I crawl

30:02

way back there in the dirt and I stuck it

30:04

in there way in the corner So they got a

30:06

flashlight from back here. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Mike. I might

30:08

as well go, you know, I'm gonna do a joke

30:10

I might as well I gotta put across so I

30:12

remember the one the other construction workers like that's fucked

30:14

up And then we just closed it off paying it

30:16

and that was it and that cut to

30:18

like five years later I'm living down in Florida at

30:20

the time. I was like, hey dude, he goes We

30:24

got a problem like what's the problem? You know that remember you

30:26

wrote that note cuz my brother knew I did it He goes

30:28

what's wrong with you? I don't know. He goes

30:30

remember that note you wrote he goes Yeah, well the cops

30:32

came to my house and they want you

30:34

to fly back to New Jersey because they want to question

30:36

you I go about I do you told him I did

30:38

it he goes. Yeah, he goes I got a family I'm

30:40

not gonna you know, he goes I'm not

30:42

gonna take the blame for it. He's

30:44

like, yeah, man You got to come back. They're really

30:46

man and there could be some charges I'm like freaking

30:48

out like dude, you can't and then he started laughing

30:50

he goes No But what happened was the cops what

30:53

someone bought the house and they took that wall down

30:55

and they found it They cut the piece of sheetrock

30:57

out brought it to the police station and they

31:00

traced it where the sheetrock was was

31:02

brought in like 1988

31:05

or whatever was Traced it when it

31:07

was born So, you know when it was

31:09

whoever bought that then they look back to who owned the house

31:12

My brother owned the house that time and they showed up

31:14

my brother's house He just had a baby's married and

31:16

they knocked on his door But they knocked on my

31:18

mom's to my parents door and they go my Joe

31:20

lives around the corner I went to my brother Joe's

31:22

house and knock that goes what's going on here? They

31:25

go we got a we got an extra Cops

31:27

there to digging under the house right now. They

31:29

got it all roped off. Yeah, they're starting to

31:31

excavate you go So what's going on with this

31:33

thing? We need to know Shit

31:36

five years later he goes listen man. I just I

31:39

just remember he goes it's there's nobody there He goes

31:41

we had a bunch of guys on the construction site.

31:43

They were just there. We're just messing around There was

31:45

a big prank. I remember him doing that. He's like,

31:47

what's the we need games He goes I can't remember

31:50

it was just guys. I I don't know. They only

31:52

work me like a month or two And they're

31:55

like, you're gonna make sure that there's no body because

31:57

I'm telling you there's not so they well, I guess

31:59

they went checking it wasn't but yeah

32:02

they were out there with their gun got

32:04

it roped off this yeah they had to

32:06

go on to that a guy the guy

32:08

imagine finding that like holy shit there's a

32:11

dead body under my house he cut the

32:13

sheetrock out of birth the police station look

32:15

what's a maniac road why

32:18

did it stay why would I do that but what

32:20

I don't know

32:23

there's absolutely zero reason

32:25

to do something like

32:28

that and then you don't even know

32:30

if you'll be alive when it pays off it

32:32

could have been 50 years I was gonna pay

32:34

off or someone's ever gonna take that wall down

32:36

and then go on there and then put us

32:38

across under the crawl space a crawl I remember

32:40

crawling in the dirt I was all dirty like

32:42

I gotta put a way in the back in

32:44

the way back bro and the way back where

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