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Back everybody to another episode of Caravan, A
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Garbage where we're making our way through the
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season. Flooded. The The Ice Trilogy.
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oh it's to brew say oh is a
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bit of that. This little bit his lip
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sometimes you think you might use of is
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you earlier so you think is on your
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the boys if it is support your boy's
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it was in the late up to
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this stupid wire who directed the first
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movie. Decided not to return because he
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wasn't comfortable with the main. Twenty.
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Fourteen Release date a me three years after the
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last, an eternity was afraid of heights also. Oh
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yes, I did even get through that first one.
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maybe didn't know it was a monkey film until
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they did all the special effect. The news like
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oh my god. Sacrifice
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Rates I can drive more cautious with.sort
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of of a lot across the Golden
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Gate Bridge with a tennis ball on
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a stick. It brought their faces. Prove
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either side of Barry Ides of so the
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had Matt Reeves step in. Ever heard of
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him or will he directed the Batman among
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other thing I have heard of India and
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any direct order to plunder the ads. Actually
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that is true if but the original draft
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was set much further in the future and
3:51
had Aids ah speaking almost flawlessly but with
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this version about the dangers after. We're. Not quite
3:55
there yet. And. Sees also played a
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much smaller role, but rave store. Let's.
4:00
You know I'm I'm an array right this minute.
4:02
Amount raised me to write a good movie and
4:04
I'm gonna change it so it's on the set.
4:07
The. Fifteen or so years after. He's also a
4:09
huge fan of the original him and Michael
4:11
Giacchino who is the composer for this. They
4:13
still have the original Planet of the Apes
4:16
toys a bit I suck as well. would
4:18
even around with us or Bullet or even
4:20
sides All I do believe in science. It's
4:22
the I Believe in Science action assess as
4:24
this. Going to like Together October, Live in
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Science and now going to do a Big
4:29
Ape judo chop. A
4:31
bunch of big fans of plan of the
4:33
ice in this area. Notable: Ah, Judy Greer.
4:36
Who. Is who you know? Cornelia yet who
4:38
is sees why Some unrecognizable unsurprisingly yeah
4:40
but I recognize the yes so C
4:42
word with Andy Serkis on certain go
4:44
he'll thirty thousand my brother cyber movie
4:46
which rather than one you don't like
4:48
yeah that makes sense it or suddenly
4:50
thirty depending away from your ah but
4:53
as I understand it he knew she
4:55
was a big fan and so invited
4:57
her to be on this movie to
4:59
see. Had a plan of the X
5:01
themed wedding. oh my god that without
5:03
with an ape bride and groom move
5:05
up the cake topper is another. I
5:07
didn't know that was fun writes ah so
5:09
yeah James Franco is killed pretty much everybody
5:11
on the planet. Thanks a lot James Franco
5:13
are there are a lot obviously someone I
5:15
will never know what he was really like
5:18
but you can really see the advantage against
5:20
day he reaches. I just you know if
5:22
this includes some hints. But. You
5:24
can really see the difference. That
5:26
leaps forward in technology. He, I mean
5:28
opening it on, sees his eyes and
5:31
like pulling back and that's like raining.
5:33
Wait, Serve my son and then he's
5:35
lox. Yes, but you're wondering how we got
5:38
a year nose or record scratch I
5:40
would have won during the run into the
5:42
woods in the last movie Or that actually
5:44
wondering at all I remember One million has
5:47
puts him. Within. The last.
5:49
Night. As number that there's a good
5:51
idea. They've moved the model forward a
5:54
little bit. Especially say that it's more
5:56
Andy Serkis ask you how they noticed
5:58
at the also he's. Different from a
6:00
lot of the other apes because he walked more
6:02
upright because he was raised in a human household.
6:04
But they had to redesign it. They were always
6:07
leaving the toilet seat up. Classic. Classic men behaviour,
6:09
am I right? Always eating the last banana out
6:11
of the fridge. You keep your bananas in the
6:13
fridge? He does. I
6:16
was raised by James Frankie. Oh really? Yeah, I know what he's
6:18
like. I mean we don't really know what he's like because he
6:20
died. Yeah. They also redesigned all
6:22
the primates to make them more capable of speech
6:24
because that's obviously a more detailed model that you
6:27
need to do. In particular, one of the things
6:29
that was a challenge was the raspberry. The... Uh-huh,
6:32
sure. Because when you directly translate that from a
6:34
human to an ape, the facial structure is completely
6:36
different. So you can't do it like that. They
6:38
had to like... The process
6:41
of just doing that alone, I watched a video on it.
6:43
I'm like, this is too much. I just wouldn't have done
6:45
it. There's a general and a hermetically sealed bunker
6:47
in a deleted scene where they're looking at
6:49
footage of the monkeys. And they're like, their
6:51
entire facial structure's been altered by the virus.
6:53
They can blow a raspberry now. Another
6:56
big difference in this one is that 85%
6:58
of this is on location, real location. They
7:00
built most of that ape village and just
7:03
had people walking around in grey jumpsuits and
7:05
etc. So that's really impressive to
7:07
be able to do all of that outdoors, wet,
7:09
moist, all of these things. Shut up. But
7:12
movies are real. Movies are real. And movies
7:14
are back. Yeah. It was so over. Yep.
7:16
2014 is back. So back, yeah.
7:18
Side note, just what I loved going back
7:21
to this movie, I loved that
7:23
I'm like, okay, time to relax. You know, there's
7:25
a lot going on in the world currently. Time
7:27
to go back to the before times, 2014, and
7:30
watch a nice film about
7:32
a virus that spreads across the earth and gives everybody a
7:34
really bad time. And some people don't believe it exists and
7:37
some people believe that it's
7:39
manufactured. Here's the thing, and
7:41
I'd forgotten this for some reason. These
7:44
movies, they're so sad. Like
7:46
you think, like, oh, these are fun
7:49
action movies about gorillas and whatever.
7:51
And they are. But it's mostly
7:53
just grim stuff. Yeah, I didn't
7:55
forget. I did. And
7:57
I find the complexity of the characters
7:59
really interesting. So Gary Oldman, he's
8:02
not really a bad guy, he's just a guy
8:04
who lost his family, he's trying to keep his
8:06
community together and he's just like, I'm just gonna
8:08
have to kill all these apes and myself in
8:10
the process like he's not happy about it, he's
8:12
not cackling away, he's just like, you fucking backed
8:15
me into a corner here So in this movie
8:17
of course, the apes have spread out across the
8:19
world and there's, you know, most of you Well
8:21
not really Well, most of San Francisco Yeah And
8:25
most of humanity's died out, but this little
8:27
pocket of humanity needs to go to a
8:29
dam and fix the dam So they can
8:31
get electricity to, you know, to get over
8:33
it To get over it, exactly, but they
8:35
encounter the apes and there's a, you know,
8:38
a bit of a to and fro Yep You know, exactly But
8:41
yeah, like Gary Oldman is the leader of this
8:43
kind of colony And there's a
8:45
moment where he's, yeah, when you see his
8:47
humanity where the dam is repaired and the
8:49
power comes back on and his iPad lights
8:51
up Yeah And you see like a little
8:53
He's like, oh, Flappy Bird Yeah, they see
8:55
a little photo of his family and he's
8:57
like, oh, and he's all sad and I'm
8:59
like, I would have just used my memory
9:01
to remember my family, idiot Flappy
9:05
Bird would have been funny though Yeah, that would have been,
9:07
yeah I'll tell you
9:09
what though, there's some classic dad
9:12
behaviour in this Mm-hmm Particularly with Caesar There
9:14
is a big father-son dynamic and they give
9:16
his son a scar pretty early on because
9:18
they kind of, you've got to make the
9:20
main ones look different enough Yes, absolutely So
9:22
you can have a bare scratch one across
9:24
the body Nice That's easier later on in
9:26
the movie Apparently You can wear
9:29
like cool jackets and stuff Like a varsity,
9:31
you know That would be so cool Yeah,
9:33
nice It says college ball on the back
9:35
That's right Yeah It says super monkey
9:37
ball on the back is what it says Apparently
9:40
there was a healthy seven-figure deal given to
9:42
Andy Sergus to return Ooh You need him
9:44
though, don't you? And Coburn now is played
9:46
by Toby Kebbell That's right Um Formerly Dr.
9:49
Doom? Or later to be Dr. Doom, I
9:51
can't remember Uh, later, yeah The next year
9:53
Oh, he was gearing up for Dr. Doom
9:56
Big time Yeah Couldn't wait to see that one
9:58
Awful on set, he's like, guys I'm
10:00
just slumming it here as a gorilla, but
10:02
um... I'm way better than any of this
10:05
in all of you. Yeah, I'm gonna be
10:07
shooting into the stratosphere later. I'm going into
10:09
the MCU, nobody tell him. I'm
10:12
actually being dosed with cosmic radiation
10:14
as we speak in my trailer,
10:17
so yeah, I'll see you losers
10:19
some other time. I think
10:21
as a villain as well, like he sucks
10:23
obviously, but it makes sense. It's like yeah,
10:25
he was tortured by humans his entire life
10:27
and then he got in a big punch
10:29
up on a bridge and saw a bunch
10:31
of his mates get machine gunned. Whoa.
10:34
He of course is a lunatic. Of course he's
10:36
like this. I love his little Kaiser Soze turns.
10:39
Oh my god. You know when he's interacting with humans and
10:41
there's a moment where he's like having fun playing with them
10:43
and then he turns away and he's like, oh evil.
10:46
Evil, evil glare. Incredible. That
10:49
bit where he picks up the machine
10:51
gun and he's just sitting down together.
10:53
It's probably not specifically a machine gun.
10:55
Shut up gun nerds. They're always in
10:57
here. They're always in here mason talking
10:59
about different stocks. Go somewhere else. They're
11:01
always in there going bloody, bloody AR-15
11:03
it stands for assault rifle 15. They're
11:05
always saying that. They're always saying
11:08
that. Yep, that's right. And I say you're correct.
11:11
But just really a solid decision
11:13
to bring that character back in
11:15
this capacity. I really
11:17
enjoy that and to make him the head
11:19
of the ape's direction. That's right. No, don't
11:21
say that. Wait. This
11:25
is still in though? Yep. Yep. We
11:28
couldn't think of anything better. So it's the ape's direction.
11:31
Did you notice a bit where he was standing
11:33
on the American flag and they were herding humans
11:35
into a camp? Was that an accident? You
11:38
know, people think about it. You
11:40
think he accidentally visited his revenge upon the humans?
11:42
No, no, I think as a shot. It's
11:45
putting a scene in a movie that might mean something. Does
11:47
that mean anything or is it an accident? I think most
11:50
shots in movies are accidental. Okay, cool. That's the beauty of
11:52
art. You just get the camera rolling and you have people
11:54
just walk in front of it and you see what happens.
11:56
Yep, absolutely. Some Human characters that appear in this.
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No Returning Human Characters. Which is often the
12:01
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18:12
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18:16
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18:18
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18:21
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18:25
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18:29
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18:32
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18:34
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online. That's human stuff. That's
18:45
true. Just gorgeous work. Yeah, at the end when
18:47
Caesar kills him, he's like, you're a bloke. You
18:49
know, you're a bloke. I hate that
18:52
about you or whatever. You know, it's a spectacular
18:54
action scene, you know, with the tank and all
18:56
of that and spinning it's kind of the one
18:58
and you see the carnage unfold. There's a moment
19:00
where, you know, he's running. He's got
19:02
two machine guns and he's on the horse. God,
19:04
that's what we're here for. This is the good stuff. You know
19:07
what? I like the last one. Yeah, I
19:09
like it a lot. Great. And
19:11
it's been a slow build and, you know, and
19:13
that was fine. You know, nice slow build building
19:15
that tension. But this is what we want. We
19:17
want apes on horseback firing machine guns. I think
19:19
the reason why the first one works as well
19:21
is that it is, it could easily just exist
19:24
on its own and the future is the Charlen
19:26
Heston one or whatever. It doesn't really matter where
19:28
they took elements from that, which was sort of
19:30
threads to what could happen next. And they
19:32
built on it in a really organic way. They
19:34
didn't start this and go, we're doing the plug
19:36
again. Trilogy. We're going to do a, we're going to
19:39
do three movies and we're going to set two on news in the future. Who
19:41
is this? Matt Reeves. He's coming up, taking over.
19:43
I'm going to do Batman. You guys stop me.
19:46
We're going to do it. We better do
19:48
what he says. Yeah. Yeah. Love
19:50
all that. I
19:52
think he's got a gun in his old timey
19:54
waistcoat. I do. But look, that battle's
19:57
all great and it's also very tragic because you're just
19:59
seeing. so many people and various primates
20:01
getting gunned down and it's all for naught. Why
20:03
is this even happening? Just stay in your lanes,
20:05
both of you. You've actually taken this too far.
20:08
I see both sides. I'm an enlightened centrist. I
20:10
bring that to just all aspects of life. Okay,
20:12
well I'm on the side of that guy who
20:14
was afraid and he brought a gun everywhere. That's
20:17
my guy. And
20:20
look man, I love the battle. It's great and
20:22
tragic, but my favourite part is where they tip
20:24
the bus onto all the ice. So
20:28
you're on the side of my guy as well. Yes
20:30
I am. He would have done that if he'd lived
20:32
to that point. Yeah, you're probably right. He
20:35
would have, yeah. But I tell you what, just
20:38
watching a chimpanzee and a bonobo have
20:40
a punch up on top of a
20:42
skyscraper like it's the end of Spider-Man
20:44
and they're screaming each other and just
20:46
seeing that and just making me go,
20:48
huh, we've come a long way in
20:51
movies, haven't we? It's amazing that you
20:53
can watch that and it's
20:55
not silly. It's really
20:57
like, they took the time to
20:59
build the characters up and they took the time to
21:01
give Cobra a very ambiguous death in case they wanted
21:03
to bring him back. That's right. He fell in a
21:06
way where it's like, I've
21:08
seen an act take a fall like this in real life. He
21:11
didn't fall into helicopter blades or something.
21:13
No, exactly. That's exactly right. What's also
21:15
interesting about these movies is they don't
21:17
really follow up what happened to anybody,
21:19
like the previous humans, but
21:21
I actually have information on what happened
21:23
to Jason Clarke's character. Is
21:25
this in a spin-off comic book or something?
21:27
It's in the novelisation of Watt Pota, War
21:29
of the Planet of the Apes. Okay. So
21:31
apparently Malcolm, which is... It just says he
21:33
died on the toilet. Yeah. He
21:36
fell into the toilet, he was stuck, he said, help, no one hurt
21:38
him. He died, he's stuck there
21:40
and he died. Well... Bum first. Tragic,
21:45
isn't it? Yeah. It's not even thematically related
21:47
to this theory. Doesn't mean anything. It's nothing
21:49
but that's the nature of war, isn't it?
21:51
And survival, sometimes you get stuck on the
21:54
toilet. That's right. So
21:56
Malcolm was let into
21:58
McCullers' tent. So that's Woody Harrelson's character,
22:00
I'll talk to him about it next week, and
22:03
begged him to make peace with Caesar and the other apes.
22:05
Malcolm told the Colonel that Caesar was not
22:08
just an animal but he was also a
22:10
great leader. This was dismissed and he was
22:12
promptly executed in support of the apes. Sit
22:14
on that toilet. Not again, no!
22:16
Sit on it! So
22:19
yeah, pretty tragic stuff. For
22:21
old Jason Clarke, Ray Azan. You got any more
22:23
notes or? Here's
22:26
a fun little fact that I didn't notice
22:28
the first time I watched this, is that
22:30
Cody Smith McPhee's character is carrying
22:32
around in his backpack a copy of Black
22:34
Hole by Charles Burns, the graphic novel that
22:36
he shows tomorrow. Helps
22:39
him learn, you know, helps him
22:41
with his reading. And I'm like, boy,
22:44
if you've read that, that's a
22:46
real, that'll be a real odd book to explain
22:49
to an intelligent ape, I feel. You think? Yeah!
22:52
He's just pretty intelligent. That's
22:55
true. Mmm. Dog's
22:58
here, everybody. Yeah. I'll tell you
23:00
what, man. That's again- How
23:02
do you explain the concept of fiction to
23:04
an ape? Oh god. Because first of all, you
23:07
have to remember which one is fiction or non-fiction. You have to
23:09
do that little dance in your head. Yep, okay, so it's non-real.
23:11
Not real, okay, yep. So is that non-fiction?
23:13
No, it's the other one. Okay.
23:16
Where are you going, Maurice? Why do
23:18
you have that big rock in your hand, Maurice? Where
23:21
are you leading me? To the toilet? No!
23:24
Maurice, no! The apes have
23:26
just set up a toilet in their village. Yeah,
23:28
that's right. Just for that purpose. A sacrificial toilet.
23:30
Yeah, yeah, love that. Uh, anyhow? No, that's everything.
23:33
You know what it's time for, then? What's it time for? It's
23:35
time for Dawn of the Trivia of the Apes of the Trivia!
23:37
Yes! It's the trivia section of the
23:39
show. So Gary Oldman said in 2014, in an
23:41
interview, that he didn't like many of the films
23:43
that he's made. And he just acted
23:45
in them because, like, money and stuff. Even the
23:48
critically acclaimed ones, some of them. Didn't
23:50
like Dracula? Huh. I thought he did
23:52
a good Dracula. I think he did too. I mean, he did bad
23:54
things within the movie and I don't condone that. But
23:56
uh, I thought he did a good Dracula. I
23:58
condone everything he did in that movie. Okay, cool, but
24:00
he said he decided I don't condone what he
24:03
did as Commissioner Gordon Wow. Yeah,
24:05
that's right Still Batman's car for a minute to
24:07
blow up a bridge or whatever. He did sure.
24:09
Yeah, but not cool, man That's Batman's car. Let's
24:11
get out of it. That's right. That's theft. She'd
24:14
be in prison Commissioner Gordon But
24:17
he said he decided to work on this film because he
24:19
was fan of the original movies and he thought the script
24:21
was Very good. So that's nice to hear right for now.
24:24
Yeah, you also did RoboCop this year Not
24:26
this year the year that this came out
24:28
two good movies. Also you mentioned the photos
24:31
RoboCop RoboCop remake. Yeah, he's RoboCop daddy builds
24:33
a RoboCop I was like RoboCop made you
24:35
Robocop like can you kill me please and
24:38
he's like legally? No, no, maybe I don't
24:40
but no just no I won't the pay
24:42
me a lot of money to do a
24:44
Robocop. So I'll
24:47
just pretend I'm conflicted about all the ethics
24:49
behind this whatever. Thank you But you mentioned
24:51
the photos on his iPad that was Gary
24:53
Oldman's real family Maybe he hates them. Maybe
24:55
that's why he was able to cry. He's like my
24:57
family. Oh, I do acting to escape my
24:59
family Apparently
25:02
James Franco didn't know that he was in this movie
25:04
and the footage that was used was left over from
25:06
the previous one But also he wouldn't know that because
25:08
he died. That's true. Yeah. All right, babe. He wasn't
25:10
a real one But I don't know why I just
25:13
get the feeling that he wasn't a real one. Yeah
25:15
vibes Yeah, yeah, and how's
25:17
about this? Most of the apes were
25:19
digitally animated after real life Examples
25:22
and so the one in particular which
25:24
caught my eye Well, not in the way
25:26
that it caught other people's eyes Cornelia who
25:28
placed Caesar's wife played by Judy Greer They
25:31
said they used the sexiest female
25:33
chimp they could find and
25:35
then build her out from there. Who's judging
25:37
that? There's a video of I watched
25:40
a video where a guy said sexiest
25:42
female chimp. So Ask
25:44
him what's the lady? What's the lady a
25:46
pin the Donkey Kong franchise? Was it just
25:49
Maybe yeah, maybe it was the lady ape from
25:51
Donkey Kong. Anyways on a budget of 170 million
25:53
dollars. It made 710
25:57
million The
26:00
movies are back. That's up on the 481
26:02
movie and the previous one made which was
26:04
terrific But this is even more terrific again
26:07
these movies just sort of quietly yep Come
26:09
in and everybody's like love apes yep Let's make
26:12
this happen up to the previous one now. They'll
26:14
be like a map at the start, and there's
26:16
red lines Are there gonna be any sexy lady
26:18
apes yeah? Yeah,
26:23
apes are action tomorrow everybody That's
26:26
right Anyways, we're gonna be back
26:28
next week to talk about war of the planet
26:30
of the ape That's right, and you can actually see
26:32
that early if you head over to big sandwich.co That
26:34
is our private subscription service. We don't paywall anything except
26:36
we do those things We said behind this behind this
26:39
thing that's right so the videos got there early we
26:41
do movie commentaries We have done one on the original
26:43
planet of the apes if you want to watch along
26:45
with us. That's right That's a lot of fun. We
26:48
do video game. Let's plays we do bonus podcasts.
26:50
We do a comic book club Don't we yeah
26:52
related we also did a video once on where
26:54
we played one of the planet of the eggs
26:56
games Released
27:00
in conjunction with the Tim Burton
27:02
version, but based on the original
27:05
movie Yeah, that's
27:07
a fun video. You might say that that
27:09
particular mishmash wouldn't work, and it doesn't Check
27:13
that out if you like also we have a podcast
27:15
called the weekly planet where we talk movies and comics
27:17
and TV shows That comes out every Monday if you
27:19
are keen Speaking of of
27:21
course we will be talking about the new plans of
27:23
the X movie when it comes out Which
27:25
I'm looking forward to talking about too, but not
27:27
before you think yes, you're not gonna come back What
27:30
are the astronauts gonna come back? Yeah? I
27:33
think they're all gonna come back. I think they're gonna come
27:35
back who would be the child Heston child how
27:37
old no Charlie, I'm gonna kick down lesson. Tell
27:39
us and bring him back. Yes. They can they've
27:41
got technology technology And he's not around to stop
27:43
them. That's right. Yeah, James Franco. You can bring
27:46
him back bring him back Digital
27:48
I end up with this spaceship I
27:52
thought I died in the franchise that in real life you
27:54
did Both yes, you
27:57
just bits and bytes on this mainframe inhale
28:00
That's where you are. Oh,
28:02
thank you so much to Ben and Lawrence for the edit.
28:04
Thank you Ben and Lawrence. And we'll see you on the
28:06
next one. Grab that, Jimmy, guys. We'll see you next week.
28:08
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28:13
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28:18
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