In this episode, The Weird Sisters haven’t changed one bit since the hiatus the universe bequeathed upon them. Please enjoy the below described intellectual subject matter:If you pick a font with some curly-swirlies, it means pirates.Your mother shutting the refrigerator door in your face was justified, due to the fact that you, yourself, were a bill and a poor investment that would only depreciate in value.And now, a guide to the only three types of bugs, and solutions to their occupancy in your house:Gross and crawly - SmushChunky and crunchy - SwatCute or will become a butterfly - SaveAs a side note, we find it odd that snails get their shells from sea life but also shrivel with salt. It seems like a design flaw but we are not lab coat boys.Be honest! On a scale of “Where have you been” to “Stop talking about bugs”, how much have you missed us?This episode was inspired by: 2019 Mer Soleil Silver Chardonnay