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Original Podcast. Deals.
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Will come back to the final episode of
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Series five of The Witching. Why? Tools We
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Are Why? Told Towers and I have had
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to up my game. Big time. Because
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have we got a stunning.
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Treat for you d else
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we have an amazing guest.
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somebody who unbelievably actually not
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the unbelievable given his age.
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The somebody is no Michael
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Whitehall for. Longer than I have so
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not only ever had to up my game.
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Because she knows Michael Michael better than
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I do in many ways, because she's
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known him in another life. But
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also she is the most beautiful woman
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that I know in. The World. So
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I have literally had to up my
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game on the frock front because that's
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anything I can offer. Have gone sparkly
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the else of go major sparkly with
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the Christmas present that Molly gave me
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a very nice sequence shirt. Vintage.
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From a vintage shop in Amsterdam. And.
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Some silver shoes that Molly gave me years
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ago. I like to wear old things as
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well. I never throw anything away. At
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because you know I love all
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things as why met Mike White
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or not I could see that
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coming up with i can see
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all that but I love building
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I target she got about my.
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But let me please. Introduce you
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to the wonderful, beautiful,
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talented, witty, intelligent, gorgeous.
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Guess that is here
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today! Miss Patricia Hugs.
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Yeah. Here Well the any way from there is
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down here. Listen, it. Up at my.
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Lai Lai your tank with now Henry Patricia
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It's lovely to see you and you know
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is I have trailed in my intro for
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you You have no matter what. Not
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longer than I have I. I have
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actually. Reduce. The made
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a lot. Of that sounds
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very close as much. We have been
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married for nearly forty so I was
2:11
a years which was in fifty years
2:13
ago or men the main reason we
2:15
met because I always suggested you know
2:17
lunch so. Mazuz. Me
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lunch but sometimes dinner. Gonna
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wear this is going reason
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that wouldn't I suggest studies,
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lunches and dinners and they're
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role A complete joy was
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to try and a very
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casual way. I mean very
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very casual you know just
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sensing about showbiz in my
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life and petitions my son
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of sam man if it
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was sacked kind of get
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together but I'd always try
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and is a hurry pain.
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That. Although. I had
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a a very good Timeless have
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lots of very good actors and
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on a few actresses the was.
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Always. Some little
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space somewhere. On.
3:05
My list. For.
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Someone called. Patricia.
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Pods. And data
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I try to the are
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off to yeah lunch after
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lunch holiday asked all unable
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to come on to that
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will come on signing day
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and none of the ever
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worms never work. I'd.
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Love you Michael As a friend
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that was kind of the message
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flight right to he ever I
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know he's fantastic became thrive on
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of them Less yes said I
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love use of friend I don't
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wanna mess it up by our
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of close close friendship. By.
3:45
Taking on a set
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age, And.
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Us then avoiding the
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hallways yoga. Bang. And
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agents. And then we'd fall owls. and
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then it would know that made more
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horrible. With the best the point Michael.
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So here we are all these years later.
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Town and I absolutely Adore your
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wife. And I absolutely adore you.
4:08
And nothing is ever come to change
4:11
That. So. That's.
4:13
Said. I think I made the right decision.
4:15
ruinous I say old adage host soon and
4:17
a mix business with pleasure and and I
4:19
could demise from afar. Throw you did field
4:22
lines. Of with you know oh
4:24
oh whisper then they here in there. Some
4:26
because you were a formidable agent. But
4:28
the the important thing is to preserve. The
4:32
relationship them. The up as. He
4:34
delves into the pleasure, but list
4:36
the business. You. Got it? Yeah.
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I think we should crack on with
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our first email and I'm going to
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let you read. It mindless own one
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I'm afraid. got it is wrong
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that's are involved to I rang
4:49
me madam rehearsal Ra Snow. And
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also could I just say deals? It is quite
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long. Stats are involved, you will have to concentrate.
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Their wines holes. I was doing a
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bit of googling mail the day. For.
5:02
No reason other than being
5:04
bored at work. I
5:06
was looking at the popularity
5:09
of names of babies over
5:11
the years. I'm sure
5:13
you might be aware. But.
5:15
throughout the nineteen nineties and
5:18
two thousand. The.
5:20
Name Michael has slowly
5:23
decline in popularity. I
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wasn't aware that. However
5:28
I know says in
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the days arrived as
5:32
book he had obtained
5:34
from babies censor.co don't
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uk. The. Has been
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a no simple trend.
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Oh. The. Western Wind
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Solar Storm that into our
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lives in podcast forms during
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the Summer of Twenty Twenty
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Two. At. Which point
5:52
Michael Sas number sixty
5:54
four in the charts,
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fast forward to the
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data for 2023 and the name meaning who is
6:02
like God in Hebrew. Oh
6:09
yes, I think that definitely
6:11
fits the bill for somebody that
6:13
we know. Just
6:16
remind me what it is again. Means
6:18
who is like God. Well you
6:20
certainly behave like God on a
6:22
number of occasions, that's for sure,
6:24
quite regularly. Yes,
6:28
and the name meaning
6:30
who is like God
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in Hebrew has jumped
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eight places to number
6:36
56. Michael.
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So far for
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2024, Michael is
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holding its own up
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another four places at number 52. Who
6:50
knows, perhaps another strong
6:52
campaign from the WWs
6:55
this year could push
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Michael back into the
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top 50. Oh hello,
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yeah, unlikely but we'll give it
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a go. Now over to
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the other side of the sofa, whichever
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side you've been sitting on this week.
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Well interestingly for the purposes of clarity I'm actually
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sitting in the middle because of course we have the delightful
7:15
Patricia Hodge with us. So she's one end, Michael's the other.
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She's playing tennis in the middle. It's
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a Hillary sandwich. Yes. Hillary, you
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may think that your name is
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simply too rare to feature in
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such lists. Very polite
7:28
of him to say, rare. Unpopular.
7:33
For rare, read unpopular. Yeah,
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naff even. Wrong.
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What can I put up with? In fact,
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I have some similarly
7:43
encouraging data. Hillary
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is taken of course from
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the Latin hilarious or
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hilarious, meaning
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cheerful. Which I, so again I'll take
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that. So your name is very apt for
7:57
you, mine is apt for me. Have
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you gotten garden Shed for
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showing acting like God and
8:05
cheerful? In
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twenty twenty two with Twenty
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six and there is using
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the baby's palm mentally and
8:16
sours I found he keeps
8:18
finding always sound Nora North
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and and said area. By.
8:23
Twenty twenty three that
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Sega jumps to Sixty
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Six babies power mainly
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in. Snow. A law
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is it in some is of
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itself, has this oh yeah that
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listed his race from number three
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thousand, nine Hundred and sixteen. And.
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Twenty Twenty two? Yeah,
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So. Number one, thousand, Nine Hundred
8:46
and Sixty. say not as close
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a leading Twenty Twenty Three. I
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can say that said, some. Of
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one thousand nine hundred and
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forty nine places. Okay, so
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I've oversee reverse the trend that was set by
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Hillary Clinton knew I would imagine had it tumbling
9:03
down the other way. I
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would have thought for pillory, do.
9:07
They. Who are? Yes, yeah, maybe jumped
9:09
is up a bit. yeah. She was
9:11
a dragon. And Dragons day I am
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now. Since. Nine continue his
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interest Swank? sorry yeah the at
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Tony's yeah no one hundred. And
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twenty twenty two the with
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twenty six Harrys using the
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baby's permitted an charts I'd
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sounds are you still with
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this says they see I'm
9:33
Steven as so Cb style
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nothing in to these towns
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he's walking across them kitchen
9:40
floor. one bad says oh
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god good that's the said
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Saw nothing else on. Line
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might lead to the this is a physical. China's
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her again. I'm.
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Not a professional
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statistician. Status.
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station to another another on has since
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i'm also prefer a professional
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statistician. Better. However,
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I'm confident in my
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conclusion that the wittering
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Whitehalls has been nothing
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short of a seismic
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cultural wave that has
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brought the names Michael and Hilary
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storming back into
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public affection. Yay!
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Oh dear, he's got
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a very fertile imagination is all I can say.
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Leave up the spiffing work
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and I've no doubt that Michael
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and Hilary will be the number
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one names for 2025 and beyond.
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With much love, Steven.
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Steven Statter? No, this is a fan
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to be cherished, you two. We love
10:47
Steven Statter. I may have to get
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him on some other stats. So
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are you now name influencers? I think
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we could be deemed to be, but
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I would like to know because I
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have a feeling that PPJ over there
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who is Pod Prod
11:03
Joe, our producer, I
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think he may have some stats on the name Patricia
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because of course Steven didn't know you were going to be here.
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So I did request Patricia stats.
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Go on. In 2023, the
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name Patricia was number 3339 in the
11:18
job. So
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far, the data for 2024 puts the name up
11:26
2707 places to number 632. Oh
11:38
my goodness, you're triple figures, not quadruple figures.
11:40
The top thousand by the way. I'm
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really surprised at that. You
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know, I suppose it's sort of down the line. It's
11:48
safe, isn't it? It's one of those. It
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is. The only thing about your name, of
11:52
course, is that we always call you Patricia.
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But Here's the thing. The diminutive
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Patricia are a number. Like
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to bet that I have a whole
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that for for the first ten years
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of monotonous cook shisha. then I went
12:06
to a school where from day one
12:09
deep in the teacher introduce me as
12:11
Patch for reasons without Aussie reading it
12:13
was just that was an automatic thing
12:15
that he viewable Patricia you will go.
12:17
Pats. On us but grown
12:19
up so a lot that for a few years and
12:22
then I got a bit. Tired of it
12:24
because actually Pat Hodge is not a
12:26
great combo. So when I went to
12:28
my next school at the age of
12:31
sixteen I decided I didn't want to
12:33
be called past and then it evolved
12:35
from there and I when I went
12:37
to drama school I was Cool Trees
12:40
or Tricia and people take it and
12:42
the one that with a tradition. And
12:46
then there. Is. Some people it's of reasons
12:48
unknown to themselves. can we passed? He.
12:50
Left so suddenly.
12:54
What? Has been appropriated because it's much
12:56
rarer is the surname. So basically
12:58
those people who just call me
13:00
hodge cause. Cause. I think there's any
13:02
about. To was not three
13:05
of us in the hood of Equity so
13:07
then you lot less at. Douglas know,
13:09
I'm not sure anybody else knows
13:11
somebody in a so now. Isis
13:13
sort of and I guess at that have
13:15
a and that the I say it's exposure
13:17
it a try a it. Said
13:20
it's hard. To
13:34
say that we as a joke. Will.
13:37
Call the pet Hodge when you're not here with
13:39
know he has you espouse but we would never
13:41
dare call you pack your. Lawyer
13:44
on be eyes are Tricia I'm beyond
13:46
caring is a a master. You
13:49
very relaxed about monitors and pats.
13:51
Tricia trace not pass either. No
13:54
no no patio put up with icing
13:57
net that it's in is very difficult.
13:59
if you're and day one now of a rehearsal
14:02
and the director calls
14:05
you Pat from day one. Then the whole
14:07
of the room thinks you're called Pat. And
14:09
I did have a little embarrassing thing some
14:11
years ago when I was called Pat
14:13
by a director for a few days and suddenly
14:15
the actor I was working with put
14:18
his hand up in the middle of rehearsal. Just a minute,
14:20
just a minute, just a minute. Can
14:22
we just get something clear? I've always known this
14:24
woman as Trish. Why are you
14:26
suddenly calling her Pat? And the director was
14:28
not very pleased about it because it was
14:30
a bit shaky. And he said, Oh, well,
14:35
what is it? And I said, well, I
14:37
don't really mind. And
14:40
so he said, all right, well, I'll call you
14:42
Trish then. But it was it was rather begrudging.
14:44
So it can become a bit of an issue.
14:46
I mean, he's not a
14:48
Mike and definitely not a Mick in a
14:51
thousand years. But he did have a couple
14:53
of clients that called him Mike. And
14:55
really, that's on Roger's always always
14:58
call me Mike and Michael Williams
15:00
and Michael Williams always
15:02
called me Mike. Judy Dench's husband.
15:04
And I never I didn't have
15:06
the gone on for
15:09
too long. They've done it. It's
15:11
like, you know, mention it the first time
15:13
they say Mike say I'm not a
15:15
Mike. Yeah, but I didn't. I
15:18
let it go for, well,
15:21
let's say a couple of years. And
15:24
by then it's too late to
15:26
say, incidentally, yes, Mike. I'm not
15:28
a Mike. What do
15:34
you mean? No, I'm
15:37
Michael. Actually, I'm not not Mike.
15:40
Oh, well, I'm sorry about that, but
15:43
I mean, then we are. I'm going to now talk
15:45
to some pregnant all the pregnant deals out there. There
15:47
might be a few in our
15:50
stats. We're gunning
15:52
now we need more Hillary's. We need
15:54
more Michaels and more Patricia's just putting
15:56
it out there. We're on
15:58
a mission now thanks to Steven. that
16:01
we're going to get those names up those
16:03
charts because after all they all
16:05
mean lovely things. Oh, do we know what Patricia
16:07
means? P.P.J.? Noble. It
16:09
comes from Patricia. Noble. Noble.
16:12
Well, that do not quite godly.
16:15
Godly noble hilarious. What
16:18
can I say? I'll take it. I'll take I was going
16:20
to say I think of the three. That's the
16:22
one I'd stick with. Right, Patricia.
16:25
We're going into another contentious area because
16:27
I thought we need to go contentious
16:30
with Patricia. We need some proper sparky conversation.
16:32
Here we go. So I'm going to let
16:34
you read the email. Right. OK. Now,
16:36
I think it spans two pages. So I
16:39
think it's dearest Michael and Hillary is the
16:41
top as it were, which is on the previous
16:43
page. But that's the email I'd love you
16:45
to read. Dearest Michael
16:48
and Hillary, there's
16:50
a traditional and outdated idea
16:52
that is rude to ask somebody's
16:55
age, especially of a lady. I've
16:58
never understood this and have always
17:00
celebrated my age. If I
17:02
made another year, it's a good thing. It's
17:04
why I'm always pleased to hear Michael being
17:06
candid about his octogenarian status.
17:10
Have either of you ever masked or
17:12
even lied about your age? My
17:15
ex mother-in-law was in her mid fifties for
17:17
at least 15 years. My
17:20
kind of girl. And I always felt
17:22
sorry for her. She thought considerably less
17:24
of me. But that's another story. I
17:27
love your podcast and listen first thing on
17:29
a Monday and then save the life lesson
17:31
episode for last thing on a Friday. You
17:34
bookend my week beautifully.
17:37
Very best regards. Pamela, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss,
17:39
kiss. Now, Pamela, there's another name that's probably
17:41
slipped down the mum's net. Well,
17:45
the thing about all this is it does sort
17:47
of pin our ages, doesn't it?
17:49
That's the thing. I mean, we're not called
17:51
Troy. Well,
17:54
actually that pins your age, Gary. Very
17:56
60s, 70s. Chelsea,
18:00
we're not called Chelsea. No, Chardonnay.
18:02
No, not Chardonnay. Tiffany. So
18:05
it goes on. Pamela though, I
18:08
mean that's, I imagine that's probably
18:10
right down the chart. Well, that's
18:12
very interesting because I
18:14
have inhabited, I won't
18:16
say more than that, several roles
18:18
that were initially played by the
18:21
actress Gertrude Lawrence, who
18:23
of course was one of the
18:25
great stars of the 20s, 30s, 40s. And
18:29
just into the 50s. And Sarnel Coward. Yes, best
18:33
friends with Sarnel Coward and he created
18:35
roles for her like Private Lives and
18:37
Tonight's Day, 13, something. Now, the reason
18:39
I'm telling you this is because her daughter
18:42
was called Pamela. And she had Pamela
18:44
at the age of about 18. And
18:48
thereafter when Pamela was growing
18:50
up, Pamela was made to bind
18:52
her breasts because
18:56
Gertie lied about her age and
18:59
didn't want this manifestation
19:04
of Gertie's age to be, well, I'm
19:07
exaggerating. I don't think it was quite,
19:09
but she made her play down her
19:11
bosoms. Let's put it like that. Oh
19:13
my goodness me, you heard it here first, D.L. Wow,
19:16
that's quite the story. She did
19:19
absolutely suppress her age. Where
19:21
do you belong on this? Because I know where I belong. Well,
19:24
I think for performers, it's very difficult because you don't
19:26
want to be typecast into an age. I mean, you
19:28
can be in an age bracket, but you don't want
19:30
to be specific about your age because
19:32
people can't produce. Blues on for me. You
19:35
have no blimmin' imagination. So
19:38
I think that you can't be age specific
19:40
if you're a performer, unless you're Michael Whitehall,
19:42
who of course trades on the fact that
19:44
he's an octogenarian. And
19:47
I think to good effect. The only
19:49
time I've lied about my age, because I'm quite
19:51
upfront about it, I mean, I look every second
19:53
of the 62 years I- No,
19:56
you don't. That doesn't really make sense. Certainly on
19:58
some days. On some
20:00
days. Oh,
20:02
you said Sundays? I thought, what
20:04
happens on Sundays? You look so
20:07
awful. On the days
20:09
I look great, but on Sundays I look terrible. No,
20:11
not great on a Tuesday, to
20:14
be honest. It's very day-specific, my
20:16
look. No,
20:18
I, at school, I
20:21
like to claim it was because I was so incredibly clever. I got
20:23
pushed a year ahead. It
20:26
was actually because my parents didn't have a school to send me to, and
20:28
they begged the school I went to to take me a year
20:30
early, which they then duly did. So I was a year ahead.
20:33
And I was already young for the year
20:35
I should have been in, because
20:38
I'm a May birthday. So when I went into the year
20:40
ahead, I was really young. And of
20:42
course, I was punching way above
20:44
my weight age-wise with people who, particularly
20:46
in the O-level year, they were all
20:48
16, and I was 14. And
20:50
I turned 15 just before I took my O-levels. So
20:54
I did lie about my age at that
20:56
point, particularly when I got into the sixth
20:58
form and we were into illicit drinking,
21:01
going to the pubs and things. I
21:03
would lie about my age, but not
21:06
very successfully usually. The only time I
21:08
ever did, I was going to school
21:11
on the bus. We all went
21:13
to school on the bus, locally. And
21:15
I think there was a cut-off
21:17
after 12 when you had
21:19
to pay full fare. And
21:22
I think I was about a month or so
21:24
over that. And asked for four
21:26
penny ones and whatever it was, as I was
21:28
with my sister and some others. And the conductors
21:30
looked at me and said, how old are you?
21:32
And I said 12. And
21:35
one of the children with me said, you
21:37
told me you were 30. Anyway, so
21:39
the conductors looked and said, yes, I bet
21:41
she did. I'll let you get away with
21:44
it this time. And after that, I have never, never
21:46
lied about my age. I
21:50
don't use any point, because people can find
21:52
it out very easily. Well, nowadays. Yeah. And
21:55
I think better to rejoice in what you are rather than
21:57
try and stifle it. And if people find out... and
22:00
they know you've been lying, then what else are you
22:02
lying about? You know, far better to
22:04
live and embrace the truth. I think also,
22:06
I mean, I think of somebody like
22:08
Joan Collins who probably did tweak her
22:11
age for many years for good reason, because she was
22:13
in our profession. But of course now, she
22:15
is like a national treasure. Of course she's
22:17
embraced her true age now because actually
22:20
she looks amazing for her age.
22:22
And she rejoices in it. Exactly,
22:24
and so we all should. The
22:26
other person, of course, who we
22:28
always used to mock about shaving
22:30
a few years off his age,
22:32
I couldn't deny or confirm whether
22:34
it's true, is of course
22:37
your friend and our friend, Nigel Havers.
22:40
Who actually, again, in
22:42
this day and age, you can find out his age
22:45
very easily, and he is exactly 10 years older than
22:47
me. So I know how old he is, because he's
22:49
always been 10 years older than me. But
22:51
I think there's been the odd moment
22:54
of tweaking possibly. Oh, has there? But
22:56
way, way back. I
22:58
mean, he looks good, Nigel. He looks marvelous.
23:00
I've just been doing a play with him.
23:03
So I'm saying he gets through Lawrence Park.
23:05
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And
23:07
therefore I was clearly acting with a toy
23:10
boy without realizing it. Yeah,
23:12
but interestingly, that play that you did,
23:14
of course, talking of ages, was
23:16
a play that was written for
23:18
people of a certain age, and
23:20
you morphed it into a
23:22
different generation. Very successfully. Just a
23:24
different generation, about four generations ahead.
23:28
Very successfully, private lives with you and
23:30
Nigel. It was amazing. Bit of
23:32
a surprise, really, that it's... But
23:34
in a way, it added a certain intellectual
23:38
heft to it, because you were clearly two
23:40
people who had had a life,
23:42
and were bringing all that life experience
23:45
into that play, which
23:47
gave it a different layer, which was interesting.
23:50
I think it probably pinpointed as
23:52
well how much more people had
23:55
to grow up in Coward's time, because he wrote it
23:57
for him and Gertie when they were 31. 32.
24:00
Yeah, eight years of
24:02
age. And of course, because
24:04
of that time, when they'd
24:07
had the First World War, and everybody grew
24:09
up very quickly in the 20s, and
24:11
went kind of bonkers and mad with
24:14
the freedom of it all, and then
24:16
sobered like mad in the 30s, when
24:18
everything was beginning to go bad again. And
24:21
so I think their maturity was
24:23
out of step with what were, you know,
24:25
a 30 odd year old would be today.
24:27
Yes. Yeah. Interesting. And life expectancy.
24:30
I mean, Gertie, you know, Gertie died by
24:32
the time she was 52. Well,
24:34
that's the other thing. As you say, life
24:36
expectancy, you were talking about life expectancy the
24:38
other day, wasn't it? Because you're 83. And
24:41
you said, am I past, am I past
24:43
the average age of life expectancy or below
24:45
it? I can't remember what conclusion
24:47
we came to. I don't think we
24:49
did come to a conclusion. But I think sort of
24:52
better not to know it really. Exactly.
24:54
Probably not a topic to delve into
24:56
too much. So in answer to your
24:58
question, Pamela, we sort of have but
25:00
not not recently. And certainly, I'm
25:03
not sure that we would advertise our ages. But
25:06
if anybody wanted to find out, they would find out. Exactly.
25:10
Why don't you just call Patricia Pamela? No, Pamela
25:12
wrote the email, Michael, concentrate. Oh, I'm
25:14
sorry. Get with the program. You
25:17
looked at Patricia, and then
25:19
you use the word Pamela and I thought
25:21
you'd got her name wrong. After
25:24
all these years. After all these years,
25:26
I'm not aware of ever. Mikey Roy.
25:28
Exactly. Dear
25:41
Hillary and Michael, listening
25:43
to your podcast and hearing all
25:45
your anecdotes, travel stories and life
25:48
lessons brings me so
25:50
much joy and many
25:52
raucous belly laughs. We
25:56
are a family of intrepid travellers from
25:58
17. to
26:01
87. Impressive who? And there are
26:03
cities and countries we love and
26:05
others not so much. A
26:08
question that always irks me is
26:11
what is your favorite place to
26:13
visit? Impossible
26:15
to answer as there are many
26:17
and it depends who we were
26:20
with, what we saw, who we met,
26:23
what we
26:25
ate and the misadventures
26:27
we had. A basic
26:31
question is what
26:33
places would you not go back
26:36
to? To me
26:38
it might be a
26:40
place that once is enough or
26:43
it is just not a
26:45
place we liked and
26:47
we would avoid going back. A
26:50
couple of places I would not go back
26:52
to are Las Vegas.
26:56
I know someone
26:58
who is going to agree with that one. Salt
27:01
Lake City, USA.
27:04
And that one.
27:06
Sophia Bulgaria. Sophia
27:09
Bulgaria. Got there in the end.
27:11
Dubai, UAE.
27:14
And that one to be honest. Michael
27:17
Whitehall has probably written his email to
27:19
be honest. Your
27:21
family travels a fair
27:24
bit too. Your family
27:26
travels a fair bit too. I
27:29
wonder whether you should read this
27:31
one. No, just keep you nearly
27:33
through it now. Your family travels
27:35
a fair bit too. Got there.
27:38
And spends much time roaming cross
27:41
country in many
27:43
modes of transport. Yep.
27:46
So what are the places you
27:49
choose not to go back
27:51
to? I am sure
27:53
there are some great travel
27:55
stories that shed light
27:57
on as to why. Thank
28:03
you for opening your home to
28:05
us and sharing
28:07
so many great stories.
28:11
Keep being brilliantly yourself.
28:16
No. Caroline, Sydney
28:18
and Australia. Sydney
28:21
in Australia. I
28:24
thought there were three people. One called
28:26
Caroline, one called Sydney and the other
28:29
one called Australia. Oh yeah, very likely.
28:31
Easy mistake. Now
28:34
I have it on fairly good authority because
28:36
she told me, and you're
28:38
sitting here now, Patricia, that you've never been to Sydney,
28:40
have you? No,
28:42
no I haven't. Because that would be top of
28:45
my wish list to go back to, would it?
28:47
Yes, it's an amazing, it's a good one to
28:49
know. Well, I think you've got to, you've got
28:51
to wank, you've basically wangle a work. I know,
28:53
and there nearly was one but that sort
28:55
of... It's all by the way. Yeah.
28:58
No, that's good to know. Yeah. I
29:01
had a problem as you know with Sydney. I
29:03
know exactly what your problem was. Far too
29:05
many Australians. I
29:07
mean, everywhere you turn. You've got to
29:09
now. At least, I mean, he's just
29:12
like every time he's actually Sydney. Yeah.
29:16
I mean, I jest, but Michael could have
29:18
written this list. Las Vegas, have you been to Vegas?
29:21
No. Once is enough, yeah. Well,
29:24
we've been twice now. You loathed
29:26
it. Loathed it, yeah. I mean, we were a one off
29:28
visit, I think. Yeah, and a short one. I
29:30
was denied it actually because a film I
29:32
did last year with
29:35
Diane Keaton and Lulu, we
29:37
were meant, the whole thing in
29:39
the film was that the three of us take off for
29:41
Las Vegas. And we,
29:43
they sort of mocked up Vegas as
29:45
we were in the back of a
29:47
limo and light, you know, on film,
29:50
somewhere out in... With a back
29:52
projection. Well, not quite. God
29:54
knows how they did it. Anyway, it was that
29:56
we were in the car and the lights of
29:58
Vegas were supposedly flashing by us. and
30:00
it was all mocked up in
30:02
Walton-on-Tems. LAUGHTER As
30:07
you would. And then we were
30:09
told by the directors of the bit of money in the
30:11
budget, and I think actually, you know, it'd be better for
30:13
the film if we flew you out there and all that. However,
30:15
in the end, that didn't happen. They couldn't get
30:18
out. Oh, Patricia. They couldn't get... So I
30:20
was denied it. Yeah. So near and yet so
30:22
far. We unfortunately had certainly
30:24
ten days, almost two weeks in Vegas, because Jack decided to
30:26
do the Brits when we were filming out there. So we
30:29
had to wait four days since we had to come back.
30:32
That's too late. Oh, my God. I couldn't get him out of the
30:34
room. You thought you were going to get mad. No. But
30:36
it didn't help that, as I've already explained to the D.L.s
30:38
on other episodes, when we arrived in Vegas, there was a
30:41
blizzard blowing down the strip. It was so cold. Oh, no.
30:44
I mean, if you've got any of the right clothes, you have to go out and buy coats. Oh, no.
30:47
So cold. He didn't come out of
30:49
the room for four days. Mind you, the room. But when
30:51
he did come out, he said, I want to go back to the room. I
30:53
mean, it's quite weird when
30:55
you get into those places. Caesar's Palace,
30:57
was it called? Caesar's Palace, yeah. It's
31:00
vast. It's a huge room. I mean,
31:02
just huge. It was
31:04
like a small hotel. In itself. And
31:07
it was very poorly furnished. The
31:10
other weird thing about those hotels in Vegas
31:12
is that you walk out into what you
31:14
think is an open outdoor space. But they've
31:17
just projected the sky onto the ceiling. So
31:19
you think you're outdoor and there's a little restaurant. You say, oh,
31:21
it's lovely. We'll eat outside and then you think,
31:23
we're not. It's just faith. It's all faith. The
31:25
whole thing is faith. The whole thing is faith. There's
31:28
a whole faith. Then is Salt Lake
31:30
City. Well, we've just before Christmas, we
31:32
were in Salt Lake City. I mean, it's
31:35
an interesting place. Of course, it's Utah, which
31:37
is allegedly the dry state. So you can
31:39
only get I mean, they do serve alcohol,
31:41
but you have to be in a restaurant
31:44
or a specific bar. I mean, Salt Lake
31:46
City is a university town. So I think
31:48
students there do actually access bars
31:51
and clubs and things, but it's quite. It's
31:53
not well liked because it's the Mormons. There's a lot of temples
31:55
in Salt Lake City and they're quite a lot of temples. ornate
32:00
and big and they're very, you know, you
32:02
can't escape the fact that it is that
32:04
type of city because they're everywhere. And what's
32:06
the aesthetic? Well, it's
32:08
very American sort of modern, a
32:11
lot of wooden buildings and
32:13
particular characteristics. Not really. And
32:15
is there a salt lake? There is
32:18
a salt lake. It's a very large
32:20
salt lake and it's got
32:22
an interesting biology and, but it was
32:24
an interesting, I mean, again, geologically interesting.
32:26
I thought it was ghastly. Okay.
32:32
And also I was promised to meet with
32:34
Tom Cruise and they just made that up.
32:36
He's not a Mormon. He's a Scientologist. Oh,
32:38
I thought he was a Mormon. Very different
32:40
beast. I was lied to then.
32:44
Very different landscape, Michael. Because that fake-serve
32:46
woman said to me, you may get
32:49
to meet Tom Cruise. And I think
32:51
she was... But it's not
32:53
definite that we're hoping to... I think that's because
32:55
as we were leaving LA to go to Salt Lake City,
32:57
you would be refusing to get on the plane. So she was
32:59
thinking, how can I get him on the plane? Oh, I
33:01
know. I mentioned that he might
33:03
meet Tom Cruise. I'm just refusing to go on
33:06
the plane. Clearly the great disappointment
33:08
of your life, Michael. You
33:10
can see what I mean about the godlike behavior now. The
33:13
Osmans. Do you remember the Osmans? Yes. Yeah,
33:16
they were Mormons. Yes.
33:19
Interesting. I'm going to say the same.
33:21
I'm from Dubai. We went to Dubai with Jack and
33:23
it was... I found it a very curious place.
33:26
Well, it's been created, hasn't it? It has. And
33:29
we were weirdly... We were in some weird... At that
33:31
point, this is many years ago, there was a sort
33:33
of enclave. I think it's called the Green Zone. And
33:36
it was out in the desert and they'd built some
33:38
hotels and obviously there was some settlement around
33:40
it. But between the Green Zone
33:42
and the main part of Dubai was where
33:45
all the migrant workers lived. And
33:47
you used to see them walking back
33:49
with their lunchboxes back to
33:51
the encampment that they lived in and
33:53
you thought, this is just a very strange place.
33:55
They were building the monorail at that point. My
33:58
daughter-in-law was brought up there. because
34:00
her father was a structural engineer.
34:03
A lot of work out there. A lot of
34:05
work. That's what took them there. Yeah. And
34:07
my son, when he went out
34:09
there to meet the in-laws for the
34:11
first time, sent me two photographs on
34:13
the first day he was there. The first one was on
34:16
a beach, sunnies on,
34:19
swimming shorts, the
34:22
whole schmear putting the sun cream on.
34:24
That afternoon, he sent me another one
34:26
in full ski gear because
34:28
they were skiing on the indoor
34:30
created... In the mouth. Yeah, in the mouth. In
34:33
one day. It's a
34:35
very strange place. But, you
34:37
know, it's a very successful place. It has a massive
34:40
tourist industry. I get that people love it and great.
34:43
I'm thrilled that they love it. When Jack
34:45
did his very
34:47
early gig in Dubai,
34:51
I said to him, Jack, you know,
34:54
they're not going to be laughing. All those
34:56
shakes. And you're going to
34:58
get up and tell all those jokes about your
35:00
penis or whatever you do when you do jokes.
35:04
It'll be an absolute disaster. He said,
35:06
well, I know, Daddy, but I'm doing
35:09
it. And I said, I'll do it
35:11
and everything. The comedy's got to help,
35:13
Postar. I can't change my material because
35:15
I've got it all done. So I
35:17
said, OK, well, we'll come on
35:19
and see it. So we
35:21
waited and waited outside to
35:23
go in. We went in. There
35:26
were no shakes of any description.
35:28
It was all, hello, Jack. I
35:30
love how you're doing. Oi, get
35:32
your chair over. They
35:35
were just a lot of
35:37
local expats who lived in
35:39
Dubai and were
35:41
in the audience and they were very
35:43
good. And they were all with laughter and
35:46
no one. There was not a shake
35:48
in sight. I
36:01
want to pull this email away from this particular
36:03
listing because of course we have alluded to the
36:06
fact that we've been on holiday because I want
36:08
to tell the story of the summer of I
36:11
can't remember what summer it was but we
36:13
went on holiday you and the
36:15
lovely Peter your husband and your two
36:17
boys drove down to the south of
36:19
France we did we flew in yeah
36:21
we'd hired a villa and it was quite
36:24
it was quite there was
36:26
there's quite a lot going on it was quite a
36:28
hectic holiday wasn't it it was
36:30
but it was it
36:32
was great actually it was
36:34
it was great even the woman
36:36
who owned it said you won't be disappointed she was very
36:38
who ready I mean
36:41
you won't be disappointed well
36:44
that's not quite true was it well the
36:46
two boys Jack and Alexander
36:48
as in our sons were
36:50
put in a pool pool
36:53
which was crawling with ants
36:55
so we had the other live we had to
36:57
yank them out of there and we created a dormitory in
37:00
the end didn't we for the children in the TV
37:02
room well in the main sitting room by the TV
37:04
do you remember they were all obsessed with there
37:06
was a test match on that's it and then big
37:08
brother was on that's it and they were obsessed
37:10
with between it so that was a good south
37:12
of France wasn't it because I'm not sure how
37:14
much they ever saw of the outside you know
37:16
we did play cricket yes play cricket and there
37:18
was the odd plunge in a very cold pool
37:20
yes unheated and do
37:22
you remember she then decided that she was going
37:25
to visit unexpectedly and the and the
37:27
gate thought buzzer went yeah and said
37:29
oh hello it's Rosemary here I've just
37:31
come to pick something up and we all
37:34
went no because there was the dormitory in
37:36
the city room I will
37:38
never forget you and I think we got
37:40
Alexander Jack out of the the map get
37:42
it up you've got to get the mattress
37:44
back to the pool and then running like
37:46
um Ron Atkins
37:48
in in black
37:51
other with Baldrick behind running
37:53
with this map double mattress across
37:56
the more absolute fast and then the
37:58
next day we were in the The
38:00
Supermarket and M as you can
38:02
only guess. Im francis said it's it's it's
38:04
not just unit, not just stem the old
38:06
item of clothing this along with the food
38:08
but it was a whole basket full of
38:10
underwear. And the was the
38:13
most enormous. Thing as in
38:15
progress Yeah, Made of
38:17
brocade, any kind of circa
38:19
nineteen forty eight and saw
38:21
in as somebody with would
38:23
get. Let's just say of the melon variety
38:25
and I picked it up it was a it
38:27
was about five bulbous I'm it was nothing it
38:29
was twenty five as besides I got it boss
38:31
it because is that we could. It's and then
38:33
gave it to Jack the next day
38:35
before we were having lunch and he
38:37
stuffed a couple of to it and
38:39
keeps. Us it did an absolute
38:41
impersonation of this. That's what will
38:44
the new as I prescribe a
38:46
d on track with this huge
38:48
browser anyway that that we all
38:50
seedlings have a great career I
38:52
said bless him Yes indeed That
38:54
drag. He's got an ordinary you think
38:56
he had to drive in Australia? you
38:58
And he. Madame. Chiang Mai thought
39:00
when john to dry that. In
39:02
Australia has his allies to drown. He just
39:05
my lord seen. I. Am I
39:07
got to see brain? Yeah it's business ethics.
39:09
Let me tell you that I'm in a
39:11
penalty match. Miss this on the post by
39:13
than amount of socialists a picture in the
39:16
hand that was I will say you have
39:18
to associate I said was quite something They
39:20
were very sweet they our the drug screens
39:23
were amazing around a dozen as this big
39:25
drugs in Sydney. Oh yeah and my to
39:27
inject doesn't embrace the whole thing. And.
39:29
Described as of really some. Oh
39:32
there was ever get to oh
39:34
my daughter's brilliant. Yeah. I
39:37
mean, I think Michael's probably channeling. More Dame
39:39
Edna Everage than the Queen that. Well
39:42
somewhere. Halfway. Between also
39:44
seems remember Michael would take. His. Socks
39:47
off some reason for hims and can say
39:49
of fills a you have a higher he
39:51
has a rather. High heels in every had a
39:53
sort of you know the queen had this is a
39:55
slightly block e s have a pair. Of those
39:57
of us to play without is very high
39:59
heel. you would expect. And
40:01
there was a lot of tucking going on. But
40:04
the other thing I remember, going back to our holiday, the
40:06
other thing I remember, and I'm sorry to
40:08
bring it up, but I remember myself when
40:10
Jack was going on to his senior school
40:12
and when we were on holiday, Barney and
40:14
Edward were going on the senior school. And
40:17
Jack had the same problem as Edward because he
40:19
did not want to wear glasses going into senior
40:21
school, so I had to get him into contact
40:23
lenses. And I remember leaving Jack in tears in
40:25
the back room of Leighton's in Putney, the opticians,
40:28
trying to get those contact lenses in.
40:30
Which he subsequently did, but it's quite
40:32
a journey that when you're an early
40:35
teen, particularly for boys who are so
40:37
sort of, you know, big hands and
40:39
trying to get these tiny lenses and
40:41
everything. I remember poor old Edward lost
40:43
a lens. Because
40:45
at that point he was in permanent
40:48
lenses rather than semi-permanent instead of daylight.
40:50
And he lost one of these
40:52
lenses, two hours of scrabbling around
40:54
on the hands and knees. What I remember
40:56
is your husband going to the car
40:59
getting a toolkit out. Do you
41:01
remember? Yes, he did. I remember Alexander
41:03
coming, your older son coming out of
41:05
the room and saying, it's not going
41:07
well in there. And I went to
41:09
him and your husband was unscrewing the
41:11
curtains. Oh, he was unscrewing the curtains.
41:13
And I said to him, Peter, may
41:16
I remind you that I
41:19
have paid the deposit on this filler and
41:21
I would quite like it back. And he said,
41:23
Hillary, I will leave it as I found it.
41:25
And to his word, he put it all back.
41:27
Did you find the lens?
41:31
No, of course not. It was
41:34
a gift we left behind for
41:36
Rosemary or whatever her name was.
41:38
Just coming to him, pick
41:41
something up. Thank
41:43
God Rosemary didn't appear when
41:46
he was taking the curtain. The dismantle. Yes.
41:51
But that was good fun. That was an epic
41:53
honour. We played a lot of cricket. Yes. Didn't
41:55
we? Do you remember we had our own version
41:57
of French cricket where we couldn't... cricket
42:00
cricket where we couldn't go out of the lawn.
42:02
That's right. On that, on that, no,
42:04
it was really great. Lots of good
42:06
food. Yeah. No, it
42:08
was an epic, epic holiday. We took it in terms of a bit
42:10
of cooking, didn't we? We did, yep. No, it was wonderful, bit of
42:12
barbecue. No, it was a very special
42:15
time for which we have many, many fond memories, not
42:17
least that bra. I think I've
42:19
still got it somewhere. On that note,
42:21
I think we will wrap this up, Patricia. We
42:23
have had such a lovely time. Well, I've
42:25
had a lovely time. Will you join us
42:28
for a bonus episode? Well,
42:30
our life hack, we'll do a quick life hack with
42:33
Patricia. I need your help, actually,
42:35
with this week's life hack. So we will go
42:37
on to that. In the meantime, D.L., thank you
42:39
so much for joining us. I hope you've enjoyed
42:41
being in the company of the wondrous Patricia Hodge
42:43
as much as we have. I have. Definitely.
42:46
Big fan, big fan. Thank you, D.L. Whitehall. Big
42:48
fan. For inviting me to join you. We
42:51
will be back on Thursday with a bonus set with
42:53
Patricia. In the meantime, please share,
42:55
please subscribe, please rate, please review. Please keep
42:57
the emails coming. You know we love you,
43:00
D.L. as you are the beating heart of
43:02
this podcast. Until
43:04
Thursday, I will say
43:06
farewell. Farewell. And
43:08
farewell from me.
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