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the bonus up. Said on Thursday just to

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let you know if you're desperate to throw

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something together from store. Cupboard. There's.

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A very good tuna pass to bake recipe

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where you use a tin of condense soup.

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Some. Mayonnaise Yes, mayonnaise mixed in

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with the soup. Ten of Tuna

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some pastor ten. Of corn, bit

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of cheese on the top walk in

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the oven. it's a good and it

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another way to get man is in that's

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a though we ought to see what's.

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On the slate today, we

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get completely waylaid for the

1:13

pronunciation query. You can

1:15

say twenty six without

1:17

using baton, but if

1:19

it's twenty six, you've

1:21

got to use your

1:23

tongue. We delicately consider

1:25

the loss of loved

1:27

ones. Organs so guard the

1:30

house unless it's for a

1:32

funeral. And

1:34

years live in a one liner and we.

1:36

Go Gaga. A pump and

1:39

ceremony. Off la la la la

1:41

long feel like a Pp James

1:43

a sound effect and monsoon not

1:45

made. I felt. Like

1:48

a bad smell on the landing.

1:50

Yes, added one? Yeah. I'm

1:54

going to ask the deals a question. Because.

1:57

We had an occurrence. Last.

1:59

Weekend. Which. Was

2:01

delightful. But. I'm just gonna

2:03

ask a quick question of the details. How

2:06

many counties would you drive through to

2:08

get? To. Lunch. With.

2:10

Some new buses. Said.

2:13

That's my question to deals you can

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email in your aunt says because we're

2:17

actually drove through three counters to be

2:19

not my for want to to have

2:21

long rigid with. A New Besser and

2:24

his wife. But. It

2:26

was worth it was it not? Was weather

2:28

was terrible. But. I

2:30

drive you planning to May yes I

2:32

have only one that will on your

2:35

name The counts As we drove through

2:37

officer some of Boxer sample clusters of

2:39

Hampshire. To. Have lunch, With.

2:42

His. Drum. Roll please. Are.

2:45

Excited! and is why. Assess The

2:47

Gods assess. Because. Why

2:49

would you drive through kick three counties? To

2:52

Norelli have lunch with them but in his restaurant.

2:55

So. I figured. That. We'd

2:57

be in safe hands on. The most exciting

2:59

thing for me? I know what you're going

3:01

Assist: This is. That

3:04

were made while I'm a novice see all

3:06

the way since with axes as his restaurant

3:08

has got a man on April. One

3:13

of those the one of the and came

3:16

over. with the bell.

3:19

And I heard him. He

3:21

used the word stalls, discuss

3:23

and I said rank. see

3:25

you get a self this

3:27

gun handy cheeky ah and

3:29

is that is not As

3:31

to this the are So

3:33

he did pay the bill

3:35

and city cold ringside as.

3:37

City paid the bill style. With

3:39

the scope discount the can I

3:42

just say. The. Prawn

3:45

and. My what

3:47

Was The fish? Muslims. Hate.

3:50

That. It was a fish and a prawn. Sorry.

3:54

I guess I gotta carry it to

3:56

see that idea are not allowed as

3:59

now I want the faces delicious A

4:01

many you say that I hurried powder

4:03

and says something You're not going to

4:05

say no I love me as I

4:07

say Razor of the place. Michael White

4:09

mods and wash your mouth out you

4:11

don't seriously think and Rick Stein rest

4:13

on that. They use curry powder. They

4:15

will be mixing up their own cari.

4:18

Spices know curry powder will be

4:20

involved. thank you very well as

4:22

never even Atari! I don't know

4:25

anything about Cari. it's best Mates

4:27

Had to shut the fuck out

4:29

because I had a delicious. And

4:32

whenever I you had said it was

4:34

delicious. Quite. Noisy given that

4:36

you weren't. Tang. As it turned out,

4:38

you had a day to say on

4:41

the bones which was so great. Needed

4:43

every penny of that's to have discount to

4:45

pay for your lunch alone. Very.

4:48

Nice Rick stands White Burgundy their

4:50

you had to do delicious The

4:52

blue line Burgundy Some of the

4:55

zombie resto that were was gas

4:57

Eight Winchester Death. if you

4:59

live in when so even if you

5:01

loads three counts is it was and

5:03

still rather than say yes very good

5:05

and we we talked a. Little

5:08

family. Visits. Of I have

5:10

a brother and his once we live in Winchester

5:12

and and man does then. and the doctors. pup.

5:15

Tent on them. They looked after the dog was. We

5:17

went to Rick Stein. So all in all,

5:20

Well. Worth the three. County Drive

5:22

in. The pissing, right? Was

5:24

it not leveling? So yeah.

5:26

right. Email Number One: Incoming

5:28

hello History. And. Michael Exclamation

5:30

Mark a total from

5:32

Australia here. Says

5:35

let's thank you for accompanying me on my

5:37

many long road trips and the Monday drop

5:39

each week here. Monday. Draw

5:41

Iraq mandatory our our drop not his

5:43

drop for her drop. It's

5:46

been a godsend and I consider your wittering.

5:48

Over the airwaves equal to Sissy across

5:50

the table with friends, having a cup

5:53

of tea or something stronger and solving

5:55

all the problems that human existence throws

5:57

It is. So now onto. A little

5:59

girl I have. Knowing. Michael

6:02

is always keen to raise an

6:04

eyebrow about the misuse or miss

6:06

pronunciation of the English language hi.

6:08

I'm perplexed by certain numerical pronunciation.

6:11

That. You both have spoken Michael

6:13

a big accused of a

6:16

miss pronunciation him. Now,

6:18

but by an Australian remember.

6:22

Wasn't. Gonna say but you

6:24

have Now say this out

6:26

loud. Six. Or. Six.

6:29

I was born into British Territory before coming

6:32

to Australia. The land of slang A

6:34

My father was very much into letting.

6:36

Us. Know that the Royal We

6:38

speak the Queen's English. I

6:40

heard that so many times as a child. But

6:43

what I noted is that. Six.

6:47

You pronounce six. I.

6:49

Wasn't aware of that s I'm

6:51

honest asked us to. Lovely Rosamund.

6:53

Pike who I also heard on the

6:55

Red carpet. you recently mentioned the Twenty

6:58

Six. Pronounce. Hit

7:00

twenty six. Is

7:02

of it's is quite put.

7:04

Super awesome place for term

7:06

and services to and northerners

7:08

don't go to stick with

7:10

Enron. Isn't an explanation to

7:13

that? Is. It a tongue

7:15

tie quandary with the X sound

7:17

immediately being followed by the Sun

7:19

sound being something that is easier

7:21

to create. A shortcut, I'm intrigued.

7:23

and in light of your recent

7:25

chest about celebrity much oh with

7:27

change the subject completely. Here, right?

7:29

Okay, let me just. I'm just

7:31

going Reagan and In Light. Of

7:34

your research aspect, celebrity much. When

7:36

listening all I shouted out in the

7:38

car a line of ties of socks

7:41

within Michael's color and design preferences. Of

7:43

course it makes perfect sense. We have

7:45

had so much about them. I have

7:48

a vision of Michael sitting in a

7:50

design room and a wingback chair waving

7:52

his hand away with the French know

7:55

as ties and Sox were presented and

7:57

subsequently dismissed the some sort of floor.

8:00

I think there is a whole other documentary

8:02

and that. To. Thank you

8:04

again And yes, Michael, It was not out of

8:06

character for my father to march. Into our school

8:08

to brace our teachers when our. Wonderful when

8:10

are wonderful Italy Cursive handwriting.

8:13

Was marked down when we presented are

8:15

written homework. The only option taught was

8:17

ugly in his eyes. Those. Teachers

8:20

Newton never mess with him or

8:22

ah, handwriting. Again, thank you again for

8:24

such a fun and entertaining. Podcast Love

8:27

to both and your lovely family

8:29

Amanda of To Roka, New South

8:31

Wales, Australia Well what can I

8:34

say? I thought that I was

8:36

pronounce the word six. Six.

8:39

Six. How would

8:42

you say what I say

8:44

walls six or six six

8:46

He would you say the

8:48

past six or six. Seats

8:51

Wednesday: Six. Synonymous

8:54

newest video issues. Truth.

8:56

it's worth it. The

8:58

Twenty Six. And

9:01

smart and roots on the littler

9:03

worthy. What more does the Twenty

9:05

six? Thousand

9:08

four months? How You Do this?

9:12

Because he has to use your

9:14

tongue to say twenty Six exact

9:16

way. Otherwise you'd say that the

9:19

Twenty six, Twenty Six A M

9:21

Twenty Six. Twenty. Six

9:23

Human is it Off with omelet

9:25

Song would let twenty six. Twenty

9:28

Six is fine. No,

9:30

Twenty Six. I know

9:32

you can say twenty

9:34

six without using baton,

9:37

but if it's Twenty

9:39

six, you've got to

9:41

use your tongue when

9:43

you never would. So

9:45

it does sound like

9:47

twenty six because you're

9:49

not prepared in public

9:51

to say that Twenty

9:53

Six. The

9:57

town is laws for that.

10:00

Now and of. His

10:03

see what? You can say

10:05

this without your tongue. Because.

10:08

It then comes out is. Nothing.

10:11

This because you're missing the point.

10:15

Six when point? six. Twenty.

10:17

Six. Is all.

10:19

The twenty six you pretty.

10:21

Good accent, but some people allegedly

10:24

us, don't We just say twenty

10:26

six. As. Your

10:29

doctor see it. Twenty six. Months.

10:32

You're not getting it amount on so. Our top

10:34

make him understand kid I just say

10:36

to deals the funniest that the whole.

10:38

Exchange with that ppg. I had

10:40

to turn down the volume on

10:42

his headphones because he was literally

10:44

being blasted by a massive michael.

10:47

what to rent But you know

10:49

you Love was nice and rounds,

10:51

but it was just saying. If

10:53

he wants to pronounce twenty Six,

10:56

you have to use your town.

10:58

And if you use your

11:01

tongue, spend, it's quite weird.

11:04

If I suddenly said, you know

11:06

how many people may walk on

11:09

Dad as your policies are, we've

11:11

decided against the Twenty Six. S

11:15

As it or to says years

11:17

ago. So I'm glad I still

11:19

says this is that. It's.

11:21

Made me laugh anyway. I

11:24

think the answer is that we

11:26

should all be same the Twenty

11:28

sixth properly with an axe. but

11:30

we dead because it's up. As

11:32

Michael says, it's a bit of

11:34

a mouthful. Said Twenty six I

11:36

think is perfectly acceptable and all

11:38

the air space it is the

11:40

experts Long as the Twenty Six.

11:43

Thirty Six is not the Seventy

11:45

Sixers got the i say end

11:47

of it and twenty six with

11:49

acts. But the Twenty Six. Sneezes.

11:53

Sets of the end of it when

11:55

you're missing the point. So

11:57

you see Twenty Six. There's.

12:00

No accident if you say the

12:02

twenty six. You. Putting an accident,

12:05

Twenty six: You're not putting an ex in

12:07

it. But. I'd you're not getting you, Are

12:09

you ppg? I helped me out here. Are you

12:11

getting it? Or. Mother's Socks and

12:13

saw this ad say let's move on

12:15

to socks and size. I'm

12:17

thinking that we should get on. This

12:19

michael. Have. A particular good

12:22

time to deals. He's got a

12:24

pale green tie with move spots.

12:26

And. He's matched it with a pocket.

12:28

Square. hate that word to know

12:31

who doesn't need to be square

12:33

for sounds nice and straight. I

12:35

mean this one is square where

12:37

he owns the won a moron

12:39

in it's Find somebody or winner.

12:41

We've talked about her losses to

12:43

settle down. Yes, I think she is to

12:45

scene. Of. An outdoor festivals yeah to the

12:47

we should Crack Home Now says

12:50

as. Did India would say my says

12:52

i think sizes Sox Very very good

12:54

idea. For us in terms of much

12:56

unlike and yet the Michael White or

12:58

Which and Whitehall's collection. Henry.

13:14

Michael I'm twenty four, but my parents

13:17

didn't have mental later in life. My.

13:20

Mom is sixty five and my Dad is seventy three.

13:23

They've. Had a really tough winter with regards to

13:25

losing people close to them. My.

13:27

Dad has been to the funerals of to

13:29

close friends in quick succession and my mom for

13:31

a sassy lost her sister. I've.

13:34

Done my best to support them and they are very

13:36

matter of fact that as you get older people around

13:39

you start to leave you. I

13:41

feel really sorry for them, but it's also made

13:43

me so quite scared about the whole thing. The.

13:45

D was a don't not writing it was

13:47

saying it. I guess the

13:49

question is do you start to feel different about as

13:52

you get older? And. It's still really

13:54

sad when you lose someone. but is

13:56

it different? Surfaces.

13:58

Bit sad for the podcast. I really you might

14:00

not want to read it out. Please keep me

14:02

anonymous. Should. I say.

14:05

We. Are in full accord with you because we've had

14:07

to funerals and a week as well have we not

14:09

Michael? Quite. Recently bonuses you know, cell

14:11

and got to the house unless

14:14

it's for a funeral. May

14:16

move Had his were in a way I know. It's.

14:20

The. To funerals event to were. Wonderful!

14:23

Celebrations of the lives of these

14:25

two people were they not say

14:27

are both titans in their industries?

14:29

So the first one was for

14:31

our friend Rosie Lego. He was.

14:34

A giant in the world is T

14:36

V and comedy she was amazing! What

14:38

for many many big companies this had

14:40

a company that he B C from.

14:44

A giant am and the most amazing.

14:46

Woman because as has some referenced.

14:49

Ah, In his thirty five years.

14:52

He never once saw her lose her temper.

14:54

She's honest people whose so.

14:57

Even. Tempered, laid back, Alive.

15:00

I thought about it as he said

15:02

analysts at you know I did I

15:04

ever saw her loser temporal be or

15:06

actually be sad or she liked to

15:08

laos. She. Was very

15:10

engaging and engaged but never

15:13

cross which is. Amazing. Is.

15:15

Until I may answer. I

15:17

would say the poll officers. Oh yes,

15:20

then she did quite enjoy your rants.

15:22

As to be said, she loved she

15:24

loved of Michael White or Rent. And

15:27

I actually had to. Huge honor. I

15:29

didn't realize it at the time because

15:32

I thought it would be several people

15:34

contributing to the funeral was readings except

15:36

for the Ashley Only to this reading

15:38

and I had this huge honor to

15:40

be asked by her husband Mike. To.

15:43

Read Shakespeare's Sonnets one

15:45

one six at. The.

15:47

Funeral which was. A

15:50

lot daunting because cause loss of

15:52

social media. Retired people that don't

15:54

think. I want to see you ship

15:56

and I saw how to city dense. Do it. How

15:59

to still? It's to. The day and I

16:01

basically parachute them. Sort. Of. Did.

16:04

in my been it did there so diverse

16:06

and of it ever think it went quite

16:08

well. does it not like anyone members you

16:10

did it. Views from the thank you and

16:12

it was. It was a lovely lovely service.

16:14

I have to say that at the way

16:16

can I got myself into bit of a

16:18

muddle. Because. I can't say

16:20

I went over sif of. I old friend of

16:22

ours is not to. A weekend sided

16:24

with. Course an elderly gentleman

16:27

he worked in Tv or his last. I

16:29

won't say what he did but he was

16:31

very much a pack of from person a

16:33

technician as to or but the thing about

16:35

him michael. Given that we

16:38

were at the wake with delicious Kuna

16:40

pays. Champagne. But I

16:42

couldn't partake off because I was driving. But

16:44

so I stayed soft as well. He

16:46

didn't Unfortunately, he got crossed into

16:49

the champagne. And. The Canopy as

16:51

he was a specific. So.

16:53

As we chatted to him about

16:55

his career, it's kind of pay

16:57

sprayed. Me and this actor. A

17:00

man a as ended up on the floor at the a

17:02

better pick that up before somebody slips in it. I.

17:05

Mean every single time it the egg men as

17:07

ended up all over his hands it was. It

17:09

was a horror story and I kept kept me

17:11

up to zombie kept looking at one another as

17:14

another business. Sued. Landed on

17:16

my glasses or down my dress

17:18

or anywhere else I it was.

17:22

That event sat. Says been lovely Me

17:24

see A but I must circulate I think

17:27

probably their i think you're being bid on

17:29

sour on this man who are in spades.

17:31

Her yes in trouble length yeah and he

17:33

was a bit of a crisis. He

17:37

hoped to may have laws about

17:39

the B B C in a

17:41

scene. Seventy time every were lasts

17:43

and he was in moments where

17:45

they are quite boring. Job. Description

17:48

of it made it a monster. But

17:53

he wasn't easing the egg sandwich when

17:55

I spoke to him. You would united

17:57

all out of a good at random.

18:00

They really mean he was eating

18:02

a ham sandwich from ebay or

18:04

something a bit more solid. Stupid.

18:06

an egg mayonnaise. Sam. As if

18:09

you have a tendency to say

18:11

that there is not gonna help

18:13

you. It reminds me

18:16

ever remarks that the midwives who

18:18

delivered me. But. This

18:20

is really game Back the mid was

18:22

easier bag with sound of it was

18:25

that delivered. Me came out with a line

18:27

to my mother with a C. Must is invoked,

18:29

Costs involved some kind of nasty. Situation Physical seen

18:31

those those mother stayed in hospitals said the

18:33

lying in period says she's probably in hospital

18:35

for five days. It's what happened in those

18:38

days to the midwives little the same. Spend.

18:40

Longer time with you have a set of is

18:43

a nasty situation that happen because I it. Clearly.

18:47

Deposited. A nappy that went quite

18:49

a long way. I see. six. Two

18:51

Five other. She's gonna make somebody a

18:53

lovely little wife little housewife because. She

18:56

makes a lot go at even

18:58

further. Or. A little guy

19:00

on way so. That's what

19:02

this man reminded me of. He made

19:04

an egg sandwich go down his ties

19:06

suit on to my glasses, onto the

19:08

floor. Whatever his hands I think it

19:10

was may even be may have gone

19:13

in for more than one egg sandwich

19:15

when they came. Round again a hole. Golf

19:17

bags Amadou, the But. Anyway,

19:19

That was my the I'm Sorry. That was

19:21

a little side note from the I'm. From.

19:24

Raise his funeral which was amazing. And

19:27

then of course we have the mighty. Mighty

19:29

Mighty Edwin Mullins. He's.

19:31

Been a friend for very very long

19:33

time. We had his funeral which you

19:35

spoke out to do not ideas. And.

19:39

You came out with a lie. much I love

19:41

more than anything else because of course. Edwin.

19:43

Mullins. Little. Bit like pp.

19:46

j. Because. He loved

19:48

not a Hawaiian. Shirt. But approval.

19:50

Salsa it. did he. not. He

19:52

did. and what else did he

19:55

were with his province? all sorts

19:57

of he does adults enough. She

19:59

loves us has shown telegraph laughing

20:01

at J Short. So yeah. He

20:04

also loved an open says

20:07

sandal yes, not with assault

20:09

kill. Be pleased to hear

20:11

deals. But I spent

20:13

he was tempted to sanction way

20:15

to our assault when the sounds. All

20:17

those I think I reference to them, etc.

20:19

We want that? Beckham of course. War

20:22

open. Ted saddled with Sox at one

20:24

of the fashioned ways. I.

20:26

Thought oh David, you're a brave

20:28

man out. And. right? Yup. So.

20:32

I always say didn't some and I'm

20:34

more with small room and into was

20:36

way or suits been home in I

20:39

would always wear a jacket our skin

20:41

and the promise yeah I and Ss

20:43

and at certainly never shelves and definitely

20:46

never an open Ted sandal a man

20:48

somebody made a joke I am a

20:50

i'm measuring saw was trying to the

20:52

in all say to credit I take

20:55

credit for it was injured. But.

20:57

I said. Edwin.

20:59

An eye when we spent time

21:02

together and from particularly in Provence.

21:05

When. That was. Edwin.

21:07

An eye when we spent

21:09

time together, particularly in Provence.

21:12

Were. Known as the smart

21:14

Catches on. The.

21:16

As smart as is you a smart

21:18

he was cast how at. You.

21:21

In a nice linen say is

21:23

now the Panama Canal. Hearts. Bay.

21:25

Says know I'll see if I'm

21:28

mad when news broke. Promise I'll

21:30

search shorts and a scientist. Sandal.

21:32

He was smart, casual, you

21:34

encapsulated. The term smart

21:37

ass ocean Butterfield app that

21:39

was at. There were other things

21:41

of course at the Edwin as a classic

21:43

itself is Edwin was a very, very famous,

21:46

very distinguished. Very well fossils

21:48

artist store and he was the man

21:50

to go to if you wanted to

21:52

know about art. He did an amazing

21:54

series on television. Cool the hundred but

21:56

the hundred best paintings. What for the

21:58

telegraph? What for the baby? Save his

22:00

editor of Kaleidoscope. He was a he was

22:02

a time and again in his industry and

22:05

if you need it's never art he was

22:07

you man. Read loads of books, new loads

22:09

of artists. I mean. A

22:12

new Lowry devouring. Yep.

22:15

Near. Elizabeth, Frank New Henry Moore New

22:17

Dolly went swimming with dilated in on

22:19

does he went to interview Dolly. Dolly

22:22

said. We go swimming

22:24

biggest swimming. So Edmunds of Attack and

22:26

Darlene entered some trunks and off they

22:29

went into the sea where he conducted

22:31

the interview. Amazing. He.

22:34

Was an amazing man. Was may miss him

22:36

terribly but we saw him just before he

22:38

died is on crushing for me. You had

22:40

a conversation. About are now the My point

22:42

about this of course is that. Even.

22:46

Though you can really have

22:48

completely divergent views. On something

22:50

you could still be friends, Can you

22:52

not? Because your taste in art a

22:54

very different to Edmunds? wasn't not. Yeah,

22:56

I mean sometimes it's not that know

22:59

and I mean isn't an overlap? Yes,

23:01

line would. lowry. But.

23:03

A most of my Ah

23:05

sees representation will. Eat.

23:08

You know you can see what

23:10

you're looking at. Buzzer does what

23:12

it says. Intent on oil Isn't

23:14

there a peephole? All those that

23:16

the something going on in the

23:19

painting. He was very happy with

23:21

a sort of. A. Blob.

23:24

Or. A Brush strokes.

23:28

All. Of us

23:30

are wanting eat that he used to

23:32

light of the ten of those hammersmith.

23:35

I. Am which will hospital mass man

23:37

spades pass more used to do.

23:40

Beautiful. Paintings His.

23:42

Of of Hammersmith braids some

23:44

Sas on those things. Really

23:47

beautiful pictures of the river.

23:50

In the soda a see in

23:52

a season in cube. some it

23:54

was painting like that. eighteen eighties

23:56

and nineties and then. And

23:59

I could say that. Idw him as a

24:01

man of respect for him, but

24:03

definitely didn't like his work at

24:05

a Me. And then

24:08

he completely changed. Late Forties:

24:10

Is it Late Forty Am?

24:12

Late Forties? He

24:14

changed his he didn't wanna do it as

24:16

pets so to pay Aziz anymore. And.

24:19

He just stayed. Bombs.

24:23

And. That

24:25

lasted him for the rest of

24:27

his life and and Ed loved

24:30

his lungs and. And I

24:32

think he in the had a Paul

24:34

Small. Of the Lays, her

24:36

period blobs. Of have

24:38

to been observed map them River

24:40

of the sunset Molson that was

24:43

to plant was the river was

24:45

the sunset. We. Didn't have

24:47

a full wow but he knew

24:49

new fact he said to me

24:51

once he said i know way

24:54

you'd put most of these paintings

24:56

on my wall and I said

24:58

crazy had one. Where.

25:00

Would I put them he said in

25:02

a scarce. And

25:05

I said no. Of course I wouldn't.

25:08

Is. He then said that he'd but most of

25:10

your paintings of this does it say you

25:12

are equal in a sense of I've worn

25:14

the dress that I bought his funeral because

25:16

I bought especially for him because I thought

25:18

it's black but it's got a splash of

25:20

color. The Edwin at the Visual ever the

25:22

visual man would a presets basket us. I've

25:24

worn it in his own and. Yes

25:39

if such on us to read the

25:41

Shakespeare at resistant or just want to

25:44

say to deals. What's. Good

25:46

enough for Woody Harrelson. The other week

25:48

is good enough and this is why

25:50

Tools I thought I would treat you

25:52

to my rendition of Sonnet One One

25:54

Six. So here goes. Sources

25:56

Lancet and then as I learned that for the

25:59

funeral it's gone. Little bit rusty his of

26:01

the series can't. Let.

26:04

Me: not to the marriage of tree

26:06

minds admit impediments. Loves is

26:08

not love which alters when it

26:10

alteration fines. Or. Pens with the

26:12

remover to remove. Oh

26:15

no it is an Ever

26:17

six said mark that looks

26:19

on Tempests and is never

26:21

shaken. It is

26:23

the start of every wondering bark. Who's

26:25

worth some known. Although. His

26:27

height be taken. Loves.

26:30

Not times, fool. Their. Rosie

26:32

lips. And. Cheeks within his bending

26:35

Sickles compass com. Lovells.

26:38

Is not with his brief hours

26:40

and weeks. But. There's

26:42

it out, even to the

26:44

edge. Of Doom. If

26:47

this be era. On a prom

26:49

May proved. I. Never

26:51

read. No, No man

26:53

ever loved. All. We know

26:55

looking forward to having. All. The

26:57

Sonnets bread hours hoping, the raw hundred

27:00

and. Fifty Four.

27:03

So. You got hundred and fifty three to

27:05

go. Out and fifty two

27:07

cars would he did One I

27:09

would is Yvonne I've done one.

27:11

say desert guess is up next

27:13

to be you than Michael See

27:16

you better get learning fairly Shakespeare

27:18

I know is to sad the

27:20

Duke of York does fall his

27:22

couch. And To

27:24

Sink which was written by a

27:26

godly mole on Piece of Code

27:28

someone said not really saves me

27:30

I was a spare nafta. yeah

27:33

I'm sorry. Off to say spare

27:35

by Pc. Kirk about Limo yeah

27:37

said the Duke of York style

27:39

with sounds sounds like it could

27:42

be say as sick of them

27:44

for did post. I

27:49

think once just to get back to

27:51

be anonymous email from this young man.

27:54

I think it it doesn't get any

27:56

easier. But you

27:58

you get trained and to it. Because.

28:01

Oversee We've lost lost friends because we're older

28:03

than much older than you are. You get

28:05

trained into it. But the big important thing

28:07

is to try and look after the people

28:09

are left behind because that's the tricky wants

28:11

and weirdly wants the funeral is over. That

28:13

is when people tend to drift away because

28:15

they think are will with in a time

28:17

the big celebration of the person and you

28:19

know they'll be fine know move on. but

28:21

that that's the tricky that's the tricky time.

28:23

Say. That. That would be my

28:26

sort of little extra. Life hacks for this week is

28:28

if you if you do lose somebody always look

28:30

out for the people. That left behind because they

28:32

needed quite a lot of. Input. For

28:34

quite a lot of time The only thing

28:36

I would query about? What do you just

28:38

said Yep. Is. I have

28:41

a suspicion. Yeah, That

28:43

this anonymous person yeah is

28:45

Not a man. Are using to

28:47

my be with a woman I can could

28:49

be. Can be. I think it's

28:51

a woman I can pass. Onto

28:54

yes, I'm making an assumption. What do

28:56

I had any? See their them. Yet.

28:59

Anyway, I think the thing to do

29:01

to if I may be so bold. Is

29:04

not a circus on it. You. Really

29:06

have to enjoy the time that you have.

29:08

Your. Parents are still with you. I

29:11

have the hell and hearty but just enjoy.

29:13

Live in the moments don't I mean look

29:15

back because you have was have lots of

29:17

lovely happy memories. Try not to look forward

29:19

to try to live in the moment and

29:21

enjoy. The moment for was it is because

29:23

none of us know what's around the corner.

29:25

so enjoy. The. Moment That's my other

29:28

little life. Anyway,

29:30

I would like to say again a

29:33

big shoutout to Edwin Mullins and Rosie

29:35

Lego Rosie Bunting is she worked on

29:37

the because they were to. Extraordinary

29:40

people. And we feel. So.

29:43

Blessed. That we got to watch this planet at the

29:45

same time as. Some high Hillary and

29:47

Michael. Another American deal with

29:49

an examination toward British culture and

29:51

traditions here. I'm not certain what

29:53

it is that attracts so many

29:55

of us your podcast, but I'd

29:57

take a guess that it's the.

30:01

I'm visiting England in June and I'll be

30:03

headed straight for Horse Guards hoping to see

30:05

the Kings Parade. I was sad to hear

30:07

about his majesty's ill health and I wish

30:09

him a full and speedy. Recovery: Hillary

30:11

I. Know. You attended his coronation

30:14

so will you be attending the

30:16

Best Day Parade! Best Andrew. Well.

30:20

And I won't be attending The Best. I

30:22

prayed this year, but we have in the

30:24

past attended the Shaping of To Sell. Have

30:26

we not or indeed witness it from a

30:28

saw of We're Not, We're back to Michael

30:30

Hayes is. Yes, I'm.

30:33

Going to set the scene and then Michael com them.

30:36

Sources: Interject whenever you want Michael, Feel

30:38

free to interject. Attack. So.

30:41

We've already described going to number Ten

30:43

Downing Street see the bc the treat

30:45

where I've got stuck his room where

30:47

but I was guided through it by

30:50

done is such a we talked about

30:52

Mrs Thatcher's slut costume said par. With

30:55

all the celebs in the room. At the

30:57

end of that week we was an invited

30:59

by the Havens Is. He.

31:01

Banged or chances time living in Admiralty.

31:04

Ah, To then, what's the tripping?

31:06

the color from his. Sitting.

31:09

Room as it were. At. The as

31:11

he was in a suit, he wasn't

31:13

wearing the buckled sooner. the buses were

31:15

not in evidence. Yeah, Anyway,

31:18

we arrived. At.

31:21

Said. Do.

31:25

Was. Set up to hit their apartments and. Admiralty

31:27

and we walked into a room that

31:29

seem to be quite mail heavy. I

31:31

seem to remember the lot of men. Standing.

31:34

Around quite a lot of men that

31:36

you actually news know our highs. And

31:39

lows of politicians have a sort

31:41

of David Heseltine and Willie Whitelaw

31:43

was there and at all as

31:45

sort of big dogs of the

31:47

time sir Robin Day he was

31:49

barely school journalists. Of the time Yesterday

31:51

Panorama on Newsnight was kind of big,

31:54

heavy hitting or less for granted. Good

31:56

for question time. Linda yes. Sir.

31:58

Michael Edwards, who at the. Hi Mister Chairman of

32:01

British Leyland which was a big car company

32:03

that we used to. Have

32:05

in this country. That was, I think

32:07

taken over many times subsequently. So

32:11

that was a lot of name dropping.

32:13

Lotta name Japan and Mrs Why? I

32:15

will remind you. Deals. The

32:17

I was very nearly going out with Michael

32:19

White or we were know it married at

32:21

this early and all. Courtship Armstrong

32:23

said press you with

32:26

people he out the

32:28

international Same political jet

32:30

set of yeah, I'm

32:32

law, muscles and and.

32:36

Yet and. Michael Heseltine. Michael

32:38

has severe. Anyway, we were sort

32:40

of wafted over to this group of men who of.

32:42

Course. Or. New

32:44

Michael says cel upon Michael. Schur.

32:48

Members of his lower their lawyer right? Wow,

32:50

I only got dizzy. All boy will have

32:52

that sort of bollocks guy on. And

32:54

they so slightly closed ranks because

32:57

I was and less standing looking

32:59

like a complete and utter lemon.

33:02

On the fringes of the scream at his

33:04

nobody knew didn't know where you are so

33:06

busy. Go for it was what was Peace.

33:08

Miss Essence. Just

33:11

say Off Off Off Off off

33:13

Feel like a People James Eats

33:15

sound effect on On Monsoon not

33:18

Mags Steps. I felt. Like a

33:20

bad smell on the landing. Yes,

33:22

added one yet. Anyway,

33:25

somebody indiscreet notice this

33:27

so as. Robin Day was says

33:30

a. Lot. Lot lot while you're

33:32

at a bike a while ago, as do

33:34

that bhagwagar white order era nada. Rather love

33:36

of all. Just read

33:38

you know about the Whitehall and Michael. Said

33:40

Yes, indeed I do. And Jeffrey

33:42

Archer. Not a man that

33:45

gets much good press. But I have

33:47

to say on this occasion very

33:49

good press for me because he

33:51

said yes. Not only do I

33:53

know Michael Whitehall, but I also

33:55

know his other half, the delightful,

33:57

a beautiful Hillary. Do you know

33:59

Hillary's. Don't. Regret a

34:01

wave that oh lovely Any send

34:03

did his hand out and Michael

34:05

and Jeffrey awesome awesome Me into

34:08

the group. Introduce. Me to

34:10

everybody I mean I hasten to add that

34:12

he ignored me for the rest of the

34:14

afternoons, but he saw that I was in

34:16

extremists at he dealt with it. Was

34:31

you had dealings with him about decade before.

34:33

Did you know? I mean you'd known

34:35

him Mcgill is a decade before. Both.

34:37

Some considerable time before. Because

34:40

he said to me he came

34:42

to the office and I thought

34:44

we'd just made him for Chance.

34:47

He said to me at the end For

34:49

the last he said there is one thing

34:52

I wanted to have a word with you

34:54

about. Amount is says James Bond. Film.

34:58

And. I said yes. Because.

35:00

He said. I think

35:02

I. Would. Be very good.

35:06

Point to rise if use as I

35:08

think the scripts already been or it.

35:12

He. Said no no. To. Be in

35:14

it. And I said. That

35:16

won't part where you been playing. Series.

35:19

Sublime and I haven't seen the script. But.

35:22

I mean as any one part that I've

35:24

been to Sudan and I said. Last

35:27

in simple James Bond. And

35:29

I says. James Bomb but

35:31

mean. You

35:34

couldn't play James Bond. He said

35:36

I could. I could. And

35:39

I be bloody good said I. Mean

35:41

took the pad ego. So I

35:43

said, well, I'm. But

35:47

but I have a C called Ring

35:49

on Directs I mean I don't know.

35:51

Cubby Broccoli who was the name of

35:53

the producer and man says. The

35:56

man who started the whole bomb

35:58

thing. I'm. On I

36:00

don't know in particular a Hundred Eighty Nine

36:02

and Obey I'm in New. You'd be coming

36:04

from a different and of. Would.

36:06

You just ring a man and least get

36:08

men in. Severe far as. Size.

36:11

Says really think that could

36:13

be tricky. And he said

36:15

mom and not either. I didn't see why. As

36:18

I think you know if they wonderful

36:20

part for me or not I I'm

36:22

sure you do a very good deal.

36:25

And yeah at nice I made a

36:27

success of it was I'm sure I

36:29

would. we could then in either be

36:31

talking about another bomb film. all blocks

36:34

amount of homes. And

36:36

I said honestly. Ah

36:39

Jeffrey, I'm really sorry that

36:41

I don't think. This

36:43

is quite some may. So. He

36:45

said, all right well as you insist,

36:47

I'm in awe of the months south.

36:50

So. I said fine look at that

36:52

came in charge. A round

36:55

man capital way sizer. I'm

36:57

I had a general chat I

36:59

said. I'm a mod hand

37:01

about a chance bombs in. he

37:03

said yeah it's looking you know

37:05

as says may not out on

37:07

us or is have or did

37:09

you do. Is. Simple iran are

37:12

asked to speak said cubby broccoli and

37:14

they put me through. I'm and I'd

37:16

tell them who I was and everly

37:18

and he was very charming. And

37:21

he said they were just looking still

37:23

looking at the moment. This was after

37:25

shows the up. And that

37:27

saw raunchier right? George Lazenby.

37:29

Well, that turned out. well.

37:32

Did next a pussy? any? Did the wires? Are

37:34

in a is that they'd gone for George and

37:36

because I've been so. So. That's

37:38

with with some jaffray I've

37:40

been signed the road and

37:42

saying yes and no way

37:45

that in after Sean Connery

37:47

spies Amazon that they would

37:49

want used to do it

37:51

Jeffrey. But then of course

37:53

I could have said. That

37:57

there is no way they'd won the somebody

37:59

codes. Lazy Bay was not made

38:01

lives in Australia mobile was there's no

38:04

I mean either Manually out choice and

38:06

in a day goes for Jos Eyes

38:08

and me and my made science him

38:10

after one the or and he was

38:12

a nightmare. Absolute nightmare

38:14

bar. I think probably chance

38:16

for it would have been a begun. I

38:18

might say god I'm. Well I've the history

38:20

will not relate of course. I mean I think

38:23

that may be copied. Lead the

38:25

wrong decision. Is my feeling? Know?

38:30

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38:33

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