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Today, Seabats has some audio. He

2:03

was at Coachella over the

2:05

weekend, the big Coachella music festival asking

2:08

the spoiled brats there, who paid

2:11

for your Coachella ticket? Like you

2:13

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2:15

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2:17

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2:26

talking to these folks about who paid

2:28

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2:30

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Woody Show. All right. Like I

2:43

said, phones are open at 87744WOODY for you

2:45

to be part of any of that. Did

2:48

you guys see that Costco

2:50

has now started offering Ozempic

2:52

and Wagoviy? Yeah. Why? Yeah.

2:54

We talked about that a little bit. Yeah. So you can

2:56

go there. It's not just like with the other

2:59

like toiletries and stuff that you can buy and

3:01

buy. Right. Yeah. It's not on the shelf. Yeah.

3:03

It's at the pharmacy. But they do have a

3:05

service. So if you're a Costco or if Yeah,

3:08

if you're a Costco member, you

3:10

can go and you can get a consultation

3:12

by one of their docs or whatever. Oh,

3:15

they can prescribe it to you? Yes. Nice.

3:17

Yeah, so it's like a nurse practitioner or

3:19

somebody, so you can get your prescription, Greg.

3:21

Okay. And it's like $179. Oh,

3:26

that's way cheaper. Yeah. Really? For

3:28

a month's supply? Usually it's like a

3:31

thousand. Right. Yeah, it's closer to

3:33

a thousand if you go. Oh my God. But

3:35

anyway, so that's something new I saw. So Greg,

3:37

maybe. So Greg, maybe you're not going

3:39

to qualify for Ozempic. And you're not going to qualify for

3:41

Wagoviy either. I hate to break it. I think I could

3:43

talk the, what do you call

3:45

it, nurse practitioner into it. Yeah. Yeah.

3:47

Well, you'll have to slide her

3:49

probably a thousand. Mega diabetes here.

3:51

Yeah. Oh no, that Ozempic's for

3:54

diabetes. Right. And he's going to

3:56

lie. I'll just say, yeah, I have hardcore diabetes. I Was

3:58

going to say, because you're not going to qualify. By

4:00

from like the be a my standpoint oh I

4:02

would know you were not for will go be.

4:04

With. Your minds probably like thirty? Yes

4:07

and no. One I not. Oh yeah.

4:09

out heard. I think his last reading

4:11

says samurai. This

4:15

is so ironic Cel Cosco selling it's like

4:17

why didn't like isn't getting about mcdonnell of

4:19

rape I remind all all your food it's

4:21

the reason that you down to get it

4:23

now lives. In a way washes doing the same

4:25

thing there are getting into the business so they

4:27

are subscribed so that's like kind of weird as

4:29

well. I don't around of their work and directly

4:31

with the will go V yeah there's ah Cameo

4:33

to work with of them because they're they're still

4:36

keeping or something. Like said for people who are

4:38

he the pre diabetic, a diabetic air A get

4:40

them a certain war and panel a celebrity. Yeah.

4:43

Yeah they're they're getting it through back tells

4:45

you not to be. I go to Costco

4:47

and at it that way. but the yeah

4:49

it's also a if you're too busy too

4:51

tired to work out. Monday through Friday a

4:53

new study found each skip it. As.

4:56

Long as you really hit it on the

4:58

weekends or as that are either way to

5:00

goals just doesn't have a least one hundred

5:02

and fifty minutes of exercise a week. easy,

5:04

get it all in one sunk. Yeah, I

5:06

mean so you could walk. Or

5:08

do a workout thirty minutes a day, five

5:10

days a week. Or for one hour and

5:12

fifteen minutes two days a week. As long

5:14

as you get those hundred and fifty minutes

5:17

in, it doesn't matter. I. Am

5:19

the weekend people. Are. In their

5:21

study, did just under one hundred and forty eight

5:23

minutes of exercise on the weekends, and he still

5:25

lost belly fat and kept themselves in shape. And.

5:28

The only thing you might need a higher intensity

5:30

worked out is if you go the with weekends

5:32

only route and so you know if you do

5:34

and substances least a week he can a lower

5:36

intensity stuff but. Ah, A lot of

5:38

really bring it yeah. So if you're not doing a during

5:41

the week and you're going to go for a long walks

5:43

on the weekend is gonna have to be like. Power.

5:45

Walking right? Yeah, don't like a long Lockwood

5:47

town. you really the higher intensity or higher

5:50

rate up up. Oh okay you'd have to

5:52

john run gray not walk in the dog

5:54

down the as your save autistic a longer

5:56

walk on the weekends note it's more of

5:58

a stroll. Yeah they acted see. If it

6:00

ever will think this is exactly what

6:02

a stroller you have was. Rally December

6:04

and a great that makes Sense Club

6:06

and I would talk and lots you

6:08

are Tony Horton young and dumb and

6:10

in his big thing is like they

6:12

try to always instilled consistency and so

6:15

I'm sure it's just because calories in

6:17

calories out. My doing some kind of

6:19

physical movement in Iowa Resistance training were

6:21

for different but depending on what you're

6:23

trying to accomplish, bulked up, lean out

6:25

threat. ah doctor stuff. But. Er.

6:27

If it really is a with does work out

6:29

of the same as the masses. Math and numbers

6:31

are numbers and hours and hours on a daily

6:34

basis. But when it comes to eat amount of

6:36

physical activity the do frank I'm sure it's just

6:38

the know it's just a number like anything else

6:40

for the towers of the hours a week. So.

6:43

That makes sense. I'm sure the fitness and

6:45

whatever people don't like it because it goes.

6:47

it's it's it's hard a good that consistency

6:49

go shorter and make it right. Alleys was

6:52

a build up muscle. If you're only doing

6:54

it one day a week bloke Greg is

6:56

walking around. He's a man about town. I

6:58

know people that spot him. I

7:01

am from yeah my dog I saw

7:03

Great Walk is just weird though. I

7:05

could sit at home on the couch

7:07

for hours and hours and hours all

7:09

alone shown our watching Tv. But. If

7:12

I think of going to the gym which

7:14

I want or walk the dog alone. It

7:17

seems so sad and lonely. Really

7:19

depressing the thought of going to

7:21

a gym for an hour by

7:23

myself. Destroys. My mind but

7:25

as a reserve with somebody mad if they would

7:27

be totally different. Really need our but I could

7:29

be home alone. For. A week at

7:31

know cannot easily as here's the ib really

7:34

instead like that would Greg's like whole restaurant

7:36

thing I'm not being in a restaurant by

7:38

himself yeah like I really be as the

7:40

to get like some kind of I psychologists

7:42

are young out attacks what's his, what's the

7:44

psychology behind and like is when you're on

7:47

your wall kick you do that alone right?

7:49

Oh yeah see to me that sounds so

7:51

lonely now it's party appeal. Yeah, I'd

7:53

I'd prefer. Really admire. You

7:55

can blast your music. To. get

7:57

your pump go in syria your

8:00

pump going. Yeah. I'd

8:02

rather walk with somebody. What is the biggest mistake people make when

8:04

they try to lose weight? It is

8:06

stepping on the scale every day. Kind

8:09

of in that mode lately. Health experts

8:11

say that checking your weight on the

8:13

daily can be discouraging because the number

8:16

on the scale could be artificially high,

8:18

Greg. Exactly. Depends on factors like water

8:20

retention, bathroom frequency, which we've talked about.

8:24

I have weighed myself before taking a giant

8:26

dump and then weighed myself afterwards just

8:28

to see. What is the biggest discrepancy, like

8:30

a pound or two? Yeah. At most,

8:32

it's like a pound. Wow. I'll take

8:35

it. Yeah. We weren't allowed to have

8:37

a scale in the house growing up because of that. We

8:39

had three girls in the family and my parents were

8:41

just like no scales. We don't want you obsessing over

8:43

this kind of thing. They were never in the house.

8:46

Were you allowed to have mirrors? Yes. Okay.

8:49

They say if you hop on the scale and you

8:51

notice you're on three pounds heavier than you were

8:53

the day before, that doesn't mean you've actually gained

8:55

three pounds overnight. It's recommend weighing

8:57

yourself no more than about once every

9:00

two weeks if you want to be your

9:02

true progress. All right. Okay. Yeah.

9:05

Because that is so true, you can weigh yourself the next

9:08

day and literally be pounds more. And then you say, F

9:10

it. I'm not doing this anymore. Let's

9:12

go get some pizza. And here's another

9:14

tip if you're looking to lose weight,

9:16

as I assume most people are. Experts

9:19

say that turning the thermostat up when

9:22

you sit down to eat actually helps. Research

9:25

shows that women who sat in a warmer

9:27

room had less of an appetite than those

9:29

who sat in a cooler area. Chicks

9:32

are always cold. They are. Experts believe our

9:34

bodies crave more calories and lower temperatures. Yeah,

9:37

because it's working harder to stay warm. I

9:40

guess that makes sense. Interesting. So there

9:42

you go. Go get your Ozepic and

9:44

your Wagovia Costco. Yeah. Exercise

9:46

twice a week. Also that giant cookie. And eat

9:48

in a sauna. Yeah. Eat a sauna

9:50

and then don't weigh yourself more than once every two weeks. Yeah. Done.

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few days ago. by a strip mall

12:01

and you always see like those random

12:03

offices of like somebody's name, tax office,

12:05

whatever. Right. And there was

12:07

like at least 75 people lined up for

12:09

this random tax office waiting

12:11

to do their taxes. Wow. They

12:14

better have a ton of people. Yeah, how much they...

12:16

It's not like one of those things, a transaction you

12:18

go in. I know. Whatever. You

12:21

can be there for hours. How many hours are you going to be there? Yeah.

12:24

All right. Well, I mean, Greg cut the

12:26

zone here. I was going to ask, how long are you

12:28

willing to wait? Like if you go, because you know, most

12:30

guys we go to, you know, great clips or sport clips

12:33

or something like that. When you just walk in, how long

12:35

are you willing to wait to get

12:37

that haircut? 10, 15

12:39

minutes max. Really? You don't know that.

12:41

So I counted by people in chairs and that's

12:44

if there's one per haircut or person.

12:47

Yeah. Okay. No,

12:49

I usually ask. Yeah. I like

12:51

to interact with people and they'll say 10 to

12:53

15 minutes anymore than they always say something manageable.

12:55

To keep you in the chair. Not always. I've

12:58

walked in someone they're like, yeah, it's going to be about an hour and 20 minutes

13:00

ago. No, thank you. Yeah.

13:04

The place I go to, they're pretty honest about the

13:06

time. Yeah. Like I'll give it 30 minutes

13:09

because I figured it's going to take me 15 minutes to drive

13:11

home, 15 minutes to come back. You

13:13

know, might as well just stay. Yeah. Yeah.

13:17

That's a half an hour. 56% of people say

13:19

they pay more than their fair share in taxes,

13:21

which is up dramatically the last few years.

13:24

Maybe a third of taxpayers say they pay

13:26

about the right amount and Greg, 8%

13:28

say they pay less than their

13:31

fair share. We'll send more than. Yeah. You're

13:34

allowed. You can send as much as you

13:36

want. A donation. How do 100%

13:38

of people not think they're overtaxed? Yeah. I

13:41

don't get it. I don't send enough. You

13:43

know what? Here's more. I'm not doing my

13:46

part. It's like when Greg jokes about going

13:48

to like a car dealer and they go,

13:50

well, how much do you want to

13:52

pay? Yeah. I want to

13:54

pay zebra. Five cents. Yeah. How

13:57

much do you want? I don't want to pay anything.

13:59

The world's dumbest. Question of what am I willing

14:01

to pay right and of those

14:03

8% that think they don't pay enough how many

14:05

have sent more? Zero

14:07

yeah, I'm not Here's

14:10

some taxes on top of what I've already

14:12

paid I think it's a nice thing to

14:14

say to make it seem like you're very

14:16

like just so giving Giving if

14:18

you file for an extension noble you still

14:20

have to send your estimated what you think

14:22

you're gonna. Oh, yeah Yeah, my

14:24

zone is do it. I watch a tax pro do

14:26

it and I don't understand how they came up with

14:28

that number How can I estimate that I'd

14:31

be like um I guess I owe you $300

14:33

I don't know yeah Ten

14:36

dollars well that's more for people who are

14:38

contract you know employees. They're not paying anything

14:40

I just do a percentage of yeah, what

14:42

they're what they earned yeah now if every

14:45

year you're owing you know Thousands

14:47

of dollars or whatever it is yeah You know

14:49

and you cuz for whatever your tax situation is

14:52

you can kind of get ahead of that and

14:54

you're if you have a tax repair they will give you

14:56

these like Pre-printed

15:00

Like little vouchers oh that you can just attach with

15:02

a check like once a quarter and send it in

15:04

so at the end of the year Oh,

15:06

if there's an adjustment you're not stuck

15:08

with like some big gotcha. You know

15:10

liability Well, I did the math

15:12

and it says I don't know much right That

15:16

was my ass yeah, I'm still very confused

15:18

about medicine his code Because

15:21

the rest of us did taxes in him.

15:23

Oh, yeah, nobody else Verification

15:25

never seen that nobody really it

15:27

was a big thing last year

15:30

with taxes, and then I Didn't

15:33

do it and then so I did this year, but yeah

15:36

Yeah, just like you go to the

15:38

government website And you just verify

15:40

all your information and then they

15:43

the last part of it is they mailed

15:45

you a code that you would have To

15:47

go to the IRS dot gov so it

15:49

was official and then put in the code

15:51

to verify your address Yeah, maybe because I

15:53

do have a tax preparer I just did

15:56

turbo tax. I didn't do that last year. I didn't

15:58

have to do it this year. Yeah You guys

16:00

have to do a pin of any kind I didn't I

16:02

know he's talking about it was maybe five years ago Or

16:05

after why exactly but there was some kind cuz I would

16:07

every year I'd ask it Do you know what your pin

16:09

was like? Nope? Yeah,

16:13

it's finally all worked out I got the code and

16:15

I entered in the website Well, it must have been

16:17

like a like I said my tax preparer Yeah, I

16:19

must have done that or if you go to like

16:21

an H&R block or whatever. Maybe they do it. I guess

16:24

I never Wouldn't be bad. Yeah, it's prepared. I

16:26

go to the block. I love the block. Is

16:29

that where you went? Okay, I then I don't

16:31

know. I have noise. I don't know but I'm

16:33

getting more of a concierge service The

16:37

only one that had to do it there's thousands of people online

16:39

that are talking about it I've just never heard of it. How

16:42

was Coachella see best it was every year

16:44

I think wow, it's it couldn't get more

16:46

obnoxious than this and then a

16:48

new level every year I go because for folks who don't

16:50

know when you go to Coachella or if you've seen any

16:53

of the photos from You're on TMZ all

16:55

weekend, right? And it's like you should be The

16:58

door is a giant Ferris wheel right there. Yeah, and

17:00

that is for the general public. Yeah, right Yes, that's

17:03

just this is true not the VIPs and

17:05

there are literally thousands It's like I

17:08

just walk into a giant

17:10

offshore photo shoot For you

17:12

know, not that hot but still thinks they're hot

17:14

people Like what am I in

17:16

Milan all the sudden? How did

17:18

all these models get here because what it

17:20

is? It's groups of three and four mostly

17:22

girls some guys and it

17:24

is I'm gonna do a little twirl I'm gonna

17:26

hold my hair. I'm gonna walk toward the camera I'm gonna walk away

17:29

from the camera and hold my hand in the air with my wrist

17:31

ball cotton Again

17:34

and again, I'm gonna check those photos go

17:37

again and again and again Check

17:39

those foot and then you're gonna do it and I'll hold

17:42

the camera for you and it's but but times Thousands

17:44

and you think well, I thought I came

17:46

to a music festival, right? No That's

17:51

like any beach in the world now this but it

17:53

is it is maybe I get it people are narcissists

17:55

But it is amplified a thousand times. It was a

17:58

beach is different like you're just hanging out the beach

18:00

what else are you gonna do get in the water

18:02

whatever like you go you went you paid all this

18:04

money to go to music festival and you have hundreds

18:06

of bands right when you walk in you gotta do

18:09

your establishing shot for how long oh for a good

18:11

half hour wow that part I don't disagree I did

18:14

I did go to the Coachella by the way for a day

18:16

but yeah like um yeah

18:19

that's what they do when they walk in they do

18:21

the photo shoot right then but they'll do so and

18:24

then they but they do it also another place they

18:26

then there's oh there's some like our quote-unquote art installation

18:28

right glass colored cat tower let's do

18:30

another say 15 20 minutes over there oh

18:32

and by the way we gotta do it each time we

18:34

change our outfits because you have your day out there right

18:37

but it gets cold at night so you need to get

18:39

your night outfit and then there's three different days of Coachella

18:41

and those outfits cannot overlap

18:44

no no no no no the

18:46

mobah so again it's like

18:48

it happened all kinds of you know

18:51

in Lollapalooza Woodstock Bonnaroo yeah you would

18:53

have on there by far the

18:56

most obnoxious of all of them for sure

18:58

it is and I think it's because it's

19:00

just so close to LA and that's the

19:02

biggest thing and I saw in Friends of

19:04

the Girl on Facebook she's like oh my

19:06

god I think Coachella I saw Taylor Swift

19:08

and it's a video from blurry and far

19:10

away Taylor Swift I promise you that's her

19:12

because I saw during the ice spice show

19:15

yeah they showed up on Saturday well there

19:17

was it was weird because if I was standing

19:19

way far in the back by the way you're not

19:21

getting anywhere close to anything artist wise unless you're there

19:23

hours ahead of time I don't know if you saw

19:25

the overhead shots of no doubt Ravey but it was

19:27

massive 15 football fields worth

19:29

of people just stretched out for basically

19:32

the whole fairgrounds but then I

19:34

did when ice spice started I'm standing back in the back

19:36

you know far away and as she's just

19:38

about to go on stage there's a big crush of

19:40

people to run but off

19:42

to the side of the stage why is everybody

19:45

running in that dark area where you there's nothing

19:47

over there there's no and I realized oh it's

19:49

because that's where the VIP like mega celebrities walk

19:51

in and they wanted to get just a fleeting

19:54

glimpse of whoever Taylor Swift Oh yeah Travis Kelsey

19:56

way of things not at all anything. Which

20:01

is just another sad thing. Like, oh my god, this

20:03

is the best part of this entire year! So

20:05

yeah, again, every year, more obnoxious, more of

20:07

a photo shoot. What's crazy this year, there

20:10

was some more surprise performances than ever. That

20:12

was crazy. Like, that's something that you won't

20:14

get at any other festival. Like,

20:16

this year was Billie Eilish, Justin Timberlake,

20:19

Olivia Rodrigo came out with No Doubt.

20:21

Your favorite, what do you think, Shakira

20:23

was there? Oh, good. Good

20:25

to get it. Busser Rhimes, Lauren

20:27

Hill, Kesha, Will Smith. Will Smith

20:30

performed last night with Jake Alvin.

20:32

And Becky Gee, another favorite. That's

20:36

been saying about this. Becky Gee. Kyle Scambino.

20:38

Look, that's all nice, Max, but I know

20:40

the most guest stars are at the I

20:42

Heart Radio festival. Yeah, I know. I mean,

20:44

it is legendary. Because that's once in a

20:46

lifetime. Unlike this. Well, we

20:49

have some coverage. More

20:52

so than the outfits provided. Foods on

20:54

the ground. Yeah, because CBAS was there

20:56

asking some of these more colorful people,

20:59

like, who paid for their Coachella tickets?

21:01

Because you see these people and you're

21:03

like, there's no way you can

21:05

hold down a job for yourself. Like, you can't

21:07

do anything productive in your life. How

21:09

did you get here? Such

21:12

a dangerous lifestyle. Over the

21:14

weekend, we posted an old who paid for your

21:16

Coachella ticket video on our Instagram, and a lot

21:18

of people were enjoying that. And that was from

21:20

a previous year. But

21:23

this time, brand new, and we're going to do it

21:25

after the break. It's a fun little game. In Greece.

21:27

What are you hearing now? Well,

21:34

if you were on our Instagram over

21:36

the weekend, you saw a video that we

21:38

posted from a previous, who paid for your

21:40

Coachella tickets? CBAS has been doing this every

21:42

year for a number of years. Because

21:45

you look around, you're like, God, there's no

21:47

way this person has the money to afford this

21:49

ticket. Yeah, just to get in the doors. For

21:51

$400,000. Is that how much it

21:54

is? For the general mission. Now, that's general admission? Yeah.

21:57

Which is not for a music festival for a

21:59

full three days. That's not terrible in and of

22:02

itself, but you don't want to

22:04

assist in a general admission. You

22:06

want the VIP area, which is like closer to $1,200. Were

22:10

ticket sales this year considered sluggish or

22:12

did they pick up? They were sluggish.

22:14

I don't know if it's just fatigue.

22:16

There's so many festivals all around the

22:18

world now. Yeah, and people only have

22:20

so many thousands of dollars. And

22:23

the lineup was kind of, eh, there

22:25

wasn't like a giant mega headliner. It was Tyler

22:27

the Creator with the headliners. Reanani

22:30

No Doubt. No Doubt, Doja Cat,

22:32

Lana Del Rey. Yes,

22:34

she was great. Yeah, she was great. Big entrance.

22:37

That was fun. But

22:39

if they were allowed to announce all

22:41

the guest performers, they would have like,

22:44

I don't know, they would have sold

22:46

out. Yeah, that's why. You got to trust in

22:48

Coachella. I know that the performers will come. Yeah.

22:52

Who paid for your

22:54

Coachella ticket? Let's start

22:56

with Celeste. They're actually in her

22:58

country where she's from, Italy. Italy.

23:01

Oh, how was that pie? Yeah, we're

23:03

going to have a little fun with access to start off.

23:05

All right. It's a chilesta. And

23:08

she's going to tell us about her outfit, why she's

23:10

there, because I found her. She's wearing like a brown

23:12

cow. You're either a sexy

23:14

cowgirl or you're like a sexy space lady. Oh.

23:18

So that was like shiny metal. Yeah,

23:20

yeah, yeah. But Celeste was, when I

23:22

found her, a sexy cowgirl. So Celeste,

23:24

what bands do you want to see

23:27

at Coachella this year? This is the

23:29

first time at Coachella. Okay. And

23:32

I don't like musicians. Oh.

23:36

If you don't like musicians, why are you at

23:38

Coachella? Because I like

23:40

the... Who

23:43

is he? Yeah,

23:46

yeah. Vibes. Vibes.

23:48

And, let's say, Celeste. Who paid for your Coachella ticket? La

23:50

Cadevi. I could

23:52

listen to her all day. She is cute. She's there

23:55

for the vibe. She's probably like the Pope's Nest niece

23:57

or something. I like the... That's

24:00

a cholesta. She doesn't know anything about any

24:02

of the musicians. Right. She doesn't even like

24:04

them. Yeah. But she likes them. I

24:06

like how pretty they outfit and my friends are translate.

24:08

I don't want to eat you. That's not a music.

24:10

I'm surely she saved up working at the factory to

24:12

pay for that. I'm going to fly all over. Oh

24:14

dude, you made so much burl of pasta. You did!

24:18

I made a few of the pasta for me. It was

24:20

too bad. Tomato plant. That's right. Menace

24:22

went to Italy and like just saw penis pasta

24:24

everywhere. That's right. I did. That was the only

24:26

takeaway. And it was confirmed, right Ravi? It

24:28

was confirmed that there are a lot of

24:30

penis pasta. Oh, this is the tourist. We buy it so

24:32

much we cannot keep up with demand. He got

24:34

you when you have an eye for wiener, you know.

24:36

Oh yeah. Oh yeah, I like that. Cholesta, she

24:39

didn't pay for it. Who do you think did pay for it? Mmm. She

24:41

was there with an option in the... She's always an

24:44

option here. They always,

24:46

they were sitting

24:48

in the factory working on it night and day for a

24:50

year. So who was she with? She was just a busy

24:52

girlfriend. A bunch of simple, yeah, same thing. They're

24:55

Italian. I'm going to say her parents

24:57

sent her over. Parents? Yeah. We're talking

24:59

about the flight from Italy. I know.

25:02

She's using photos of her. She's... She doesn't

25:05

even like musicians. Yeah. I

25:07

don't care. I get it. I don't play that one.

25:09

Yeah, exactly. Ooh. Yeah, she might

25:11

have a sugar daddy. She's cheating. No, sugar daddy.

25:13

She's not tall which... When you walk around Coachella,

25:15

you're like, Oh, that's a model. Because the girl

25:17

with a six foot and... Alright, 9.5. Oh wow.

25:20

Like it's obvious who's the model. She is really

25:22

good like... But she's not. She's like 5'4", whatever,

25:24

you know. I saw the amount

25:27

of followers. I actually think it's probably

25:30

some brand. Some brand. How many followers? Three

25:32

hundred ninety six thousand. But you're like, I... The

25:35

Cardnarks, we have more than three or ninety six

25:37

thousand. But you're not a... Nobody's following us. You're

25:39

not a model. Who's the model? Yeah.

25:42

Like an organization? Yeah. Um...

25:46

Yeah, it's either funded or... I'm going to say she just

25:48

paid herself. Alright, Greg. She's being a...

25:50

Yeah, she's an independent woman. Okay. And

25:52

she has like a cute accent. Yeah. Very

25:54

good looking. Some type of brand paid. Okay.

25:57

Rev? Parents. Parents. Herself,

26:00

Herself, Sugar Daddy. Sugar Daddy. Alright,

26:02

who paid for her Coachella ticket?

26:04

Who paid for your Coachella ticket?

26:07

My agent. Oh, your agent. Are

26:09

you a model? No, influencer

26:12

and Tiktoker. Oh!

26:14

Inborenta. Tiktoker. Inborenta.

26:17

How you say it? Tiktoker.

26:19

My agent. Oh, the agent.

26:21

Tiktoker. My hair is influent.

26:23

Come on, DJ. Coachella.

26:28

No, no. No,

26:30

influencer and Tiktoker. Oh!

26:33

Instagram. C-E-L-E-S-C-E-D-M.

26:38

What will I see on your

26:40

influencer media? Makeup,

26:43

skincare, Jules, and

26:47

nothing. Oh, nothing. Check

26:50

out the bio. I love

26:52

her. She is founder and CEO

26:54

of Jules by C.D.M. Sparkly.

27:00

I love it. Was she all

27:02

blinged out with her jewelry? Well,

27:04

it's very sparkly. A lot of facial jewelry. But

27:06

again, it's so much you don't even really can

27:08

tell. Like if you look at

27:10

that photo on her Instagram, I've heard that brown again, cowgirl

27:12

outfit thing. It was actually pretty

27:15

plain relatively. The next guy, this

27:17

fellow, yes fellow. I was,

27:19

God, even especially I spice. I

27:21

was looking around and I was like,

27:23

did half the population of males turn gay? Because I

27:25

was all gay dudes. Oh, yeah.

27:29

I'd say the Coachella audience is maybe 50% girls, another

27:34

30% regular dudes, boyfriends. There

27:37

was a new electronic stage and there was quite

27:39

a few gay guys there. They're playing

27:41

Madonna like crazy. Right. So

27:43

I think there was an artist that was very

27:45

catered to the community. Yeah, because I thought

27:47

there were tons of folks of that persuasion

27:49

there. And that's where Glitter Daddy is. Glitter

27:52

Daddy. I couldn't get a real name out of

27:54

him, but he was kind of a

27:56

large blue, but again, very shiny, sort of

27:58

fake bejeweled. Okay, this brown on...

28:01

All kinds of stuff you can tell us

28:03

about. So it's like a purple, very shimmery

28:06

gown and a crown. What's your

28:08

inspiration for this outfit? Well,

28:10

the moon is the biggest inspiration that's

28:12

ruled my house on cancer. Yeah! So

28:15

I wanted to go with that energy

28:18

for tonight. So as a moon goddess, how

28:21

was the eclipse for you? It

28:23

was pretty spiritual. I did a little ritual.

28:25

A relief? We

28:28

did a... We actually all did it

28:30

together as friends and we cut ties

28:33

to release any negative energies

28:35

for the year. So that we're

28:37

prepared to take in all of our magic. No!

28:39

It's paid for your co-challenge ticket. Oh God. So

28:41

now, Amy, this is how you sound by the

28:43

way. I did that with my friend Sami. We

28:46

cut our negative energy. Holy release. Rituals.

28:48

The moon goddess represents that cancer. Everybody

28:50

knows that. What's the name of the

28:52

room for the magic? It's a lot

28:54

of vague nonsense that is nonsense. Oh,

28:57

he's cutting out negative energy. Nothing wrong with that.

28:59

It's his sugar daddy that paid. Glitter

29:01

daddy's sugar daddy. Correct. Can I get

29:03

a visual on...? I didn't get his

29:06

Instagram. It's a big, shiny... God, he

29:08

was not gonna flow a flowing down

29:10

moon thing. Okay. Old,

29:12

young... Eh, maybe 30.

29:14

30-ish. But I'll let

29:16

the guy... This does make a difference, Greg. Not

29:19

a skin-taped hot

29:21

gay. Oh. More of a bear type.

29:24

Was he G-A or V-I-P? Do you know? I

29:26

didn't see. I will say that he

29:28

paid for his own ticket. Yeah, I'm

29:30

gonna say. Be part of the theme. Yeah. Because

29:33

the sugar daddy one would be

29:35

more twinkish. Twinkie. Right. Way younger.

29:37

19-year-old. Right. Like, by biyadi. Did

29:39

he pay for himself or did they pool money with

29:42

his release group? His

29:45

Eclipse release group. Yeah. Is

29:47

he somebody's hooker? Hooker?

29:49

What? That happens. Like, where they come?

29:52

Right. Provide sexual services for

29:54

the ticket per- Yeah. Greg's point. Like, you

29:56

suck your way there. Yeah, but you would- Even if

29:58

there's 10,000 of those little- Tiny 90 like our

30:00

old boss used to pick these guys up every weekend,

30:02

right? Especially in LA. Yeah, couldn't join us at a

30:04

bar Right. Yeah, but maybe there's somebody there who likes

30:07

a bear. That's a lot of work to bring in

30:09

a hoodie But you're not paying for a bear, you

30:11

know, yeah, exactly you pay for his eye candy. You

30:13

don't pay for some slob I'll

30:16

say paid for his own ticket rave a

30:18

sugar daddy sugar daddy Greg Gore I'm gonna

30:20

stick with a collective saved up paid for

30:22

his own ticket. I think a boyfriend boyfriend.

30:25

Okay, okay Let's find out did the glitter

30:27

daddy pay for his own Coachella ticket paid

30:29

for your Coachella ticket. Oh Friends

30:33

like how friends friends

30:35

pay for all of our group Curating

30:39

the vibe What

30:42

are we talking about here a group

30:44

sugar daddy And

30:49

how did you define this page

30:51

through our friend strawberry here a

30:54

friend named She's

30:57

dressing like strawberry shortcake. That's what I'm about to say

30:59

There was definitely like some chick in there where the

31:01

guy covered her in all the like it is cuz

31:03

he didn't want to talk to The girl so like

31:06

pray let's bring along Monic

31:09

group sugar Real

31:11

quick. How do you find this person paid for

31:13

all these Coachella tickets? He

31:15

was actually having a birthday party where they

31:17

called it his last name in the Coachella

31:20

And one of my friends invited me and then me

31:22

and him became really close friends Now

31:26

we're here We

31:33

don't know about not a billionaire

31:35

But you know The company

31:39

Oh, this flew in from Brooklyn 12 hours

31:41

prior. No, I'm pretty much how weird I get

31:44

that must be nice to like own a company

31:46

and invite like all of the right but all

31:48

these bohemian people who again Are worthless to society

31:50

but you like keeping around We're

31:54

doing a who paid for your Coachella ticket and

31:57

we're gonna have a couple more after the break

31:59

world warm day Now yeah, I'm loving it

32:01

between now that Italy chick And

32:10

then of course I glitter daddy so now that we're

32:12

all warmed up round number two of who paid for

32:14

your Coachella ticket And

32:20

we are back with another round Part

32:23

two who paid for your Coachella

32:25

ticket See bass

32:28

was on the scene and so

32:30

far as we had one chick who's an

32:32

inferential From

32:36

Italy and then we had glitter

32:38

daddy Who is this? Glitter

32:41

daddy got his ticket paid for because there was

32:43

a good one guy who paid for

32:45

a group of people including one chick It reminds

32:47

me speaking of OJ Of

32:50

kato kaelin just like Around

32:52

and he gets like hang out hang out

32:55

wherever I go that's where I think hey You're

32:57

on to okay. Yeah, well. I did have one

32:59

quick question though. You did go to the festival

33:01

Was there any performances that you enjoyed? Oh? I

33:05

mean they were fine No,

33:08

they're like the Italian lady just

33:10

there well. That's why I go I

33:12

always go he doesn't go man It's not music.

33:15

I'm not just going and I happen to do

33:17

interviews the Italian lady was either as well Going

33:20

there to get photos so she could be more

33:22

famous on Instagram. Yeah, yeah And he's going there

33:24

to get content to make fun of people go

33:26

in there looking at it She was there to

33:28

get content. I think what menace is saying is

33:30

I'm no better than these people no I honestly

33:32

I would I want to know if there was

33:34

any performance I know what's fine like I said

33:36

earlier wasn't that there weren't any great like accent.

33:39

I was like oh wow I can't see Yeah,

33:41

I can't see no doubt anywhere else And

33:44

I saw a spice like and I've talked to

33:46

the support any red live rap almost always is

33:48

bad Because the production

33:50

and the processing isn't the same also.

33:52

There's a thousand people on stage all

33:54

with microphones really yeah Wasn't

33:57

that bad what yeah, but yeah, but

33:59

again And you're so far away from

34:01

people. I would much rather go see even

34:03

an arena show where you're kind of all

34:05

around somebody, but you're 200 yards away. You're

34:09

watching a video monitor unless you're there early.

34:11

All right, well who paid for your Coachella

34:13

ticket? Who is next? This is

34:15

Priya. If you said this is a generic check of

34:17

Coachella, that's what Priya is. Same thing, but again,

34:19

she's scanning in front of the Ferris wheel for all

34:22

her modeling shots. Let's talk to her about

34:24

that. Tonight, I went for more of the classic vibe. I

34:27

got like a pepper mayo skirt. Honestly, this is from my mom. She has

34:29

our own clothing store in Seattle. You're a top. Honestly,

34:33

Amazon. Who paid for your

34:35

Coachella ticket? Well, she got that bar sled voice. You know she parties.

34:37

You know she parties. Mom, I want to take a look at your

34:39

phone. I'm going to take a look at your phone. I'm going to take a look at your

34:41

phone. I'm going to take a look at your phone. I'm going to take a look at your phone.

34:43

I'm going to take a look at your phone. You

34:45

know she parties. You know she parties. Mom

34:47

owns a clothing store. Pepper mayo. Apparently that's

34:50

a brand of clothing. Okay. I'm assuming the mom,

34:52

right? That could be, yeah, because

34:54

it can be an angle. This is a business expense. I'll send my daughter out

34:56

there. I'm

34:58

not going to do it with a lot of people. So, I'm going to take a look at my

35:00

phone. I'm going to take a look at my phone. I'm going to look at my phone. I'm going

35:02

to take a look at my phone. Oh,

35:34

look at that. So, she just spent her money on the gun.

35:36

I heard Amazon in there. That's gross. I'm getting

35:38

the sense she paid for it. All right, okay. Okay. Okay.

35:42

I think her parents paid for it. Paid for it?

35:44

All right, let's see. Priya. Who paid

35:46

for her? Who paid for her coachella ticket? Myself!

35:48

Me and only myself, obviously. The IPs, the IPs,

35:50

the IPs. Yeah. Me and only

35:53

you, too. Who paid for your coachella ticket? Myself.

35:55

Me and only myself, obviously. Obviously. I

35:57

remember that. The IPs, you know.

36:00

GAA, I gotta keep the basics. Hopefully

36:02

in the next couple years I get

36:04

invited and I'll be on V-A. Now

36:07

what's the pro- do you know what the process is of getting invited to

36:09

Coachella and get all these freebies? Yeah, you need a-

36:11

you need a following, 100%. My following,

36:13

mine's at pre-annual. I got

36:15

almost 3000 so it's super

36:17

minimal. How do you spell

36:19

that? P-R-I-Y-A-N-I-E-H-A-U-S. Everyone go follow

36:22

so I can get invited next year

36:24

for that V-A access. Help

36:26

me, help me, poor young lady. Just try

36:28

to get invited. She's paying her own way

36:30

to be here. I mean, I'm camping. I'm

36:32

doing the whole thing. Gross.

36:35

It's pretty bad. Wow, good for her though. Good for her.

36:37

Yeah. This is weird.

36:39

Yeah, you want to get in for free but how

36:41

can you get in for free unless you're hot at

36:43

Coachella? You gotta build. Yeah. Oh, good for her. Start

36:46

out. Let's do one

36:48

more. Who paid for your Coachella? This is

36:50

Marissa again. She's a sexy cowgirl look. She's

36:52

gonna tell us about that. This

36:55

is vintage Celine vest. I got this,

36:57

a Reformation vintage for a very good

36:59

price. I'm obsessed with

37:01

it. And then, just

37:03

literally ruined in bra. Are you embarrassed that people

37:05

can see your bra? No, I love it. That's

37:08

the point. And then

37:10

these are fry boots. For folks

37:12

who don't know, what's fry? Is that a smaller? No,

37:14

it's a big company. It's the best boots. But they

37:16

have to be broken in so my feet hurt right

37:18

now. I hate if it hasn't hurt. It doesn't work,

37:20

right? Exactly. You

37:22

get so cute. I hate your Coachella

37:24

tickets. If they ain't hurting, then you work,

37:26

right? That's exactly it. That's the motto that

37:29

you get a tattoo of. She's wearing a

37:31

Celine vest. So I have no idea. Apparently

37:33

Celine is a name that I'm seeing them

37:35

use. It's not. $500. Yeah, it's an IAM brand.

37:38

I will say she did not pay for her ticket. No

37:40

way. I was wrong on that

37:42

last one. But who paid? Fry boots. I'm

37:45

definitely getting did not pay for my own

37:47

ticket vibes. I'm getting daddy's girl vibes. Same

37:50

blown out voice. Yeah. They're virgina.

37:53

Like her parents or sugar daddy? I'm saying

37:56

daddy. Did you get any social numbers on

37:58

her? I didn't. Okay,

38:00

she was there with a girl who was most definitely a

38:02

model and that model didn't want to talk to me Fun

38:07

to talk to this guy. Let's do the model

38:09

Friday. Let's go. Okay, so she's somebody's guest and

38:11

she's like probably in for a model I'm like

38:13

30 here. Oh I'm

38:16

not dead Greg

38:19

what do you think I'm sticking with daddy

38:21

daddy. She was a guest a guest I

38:23

mean with Ravi I think I

38:26

think she was a guest of her performer.

38:28

All right, Sammy parents Marissa

38:31

who paid for your Coachella ticket paid for your

38:33

Coachella ticket. Yeah guys, we're in a house We're

38:35

actually on a brand trip with guests right now

38:38

And I'm not wearing any gas, but that's okay Never

38:43

murder modeling Are

38:46

you model I used to be and you

38:48

just get like there's like hey, hey you I come to Coachella

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be hot Yeah, I love being hot

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Actually in the hierarchy of Passes

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you would want to be a guest over

39:01

a VIP. I was guesses in the brand.

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Yeah, yeah, so Ravi you said guess or

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guess I said, yeah Okay,

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I'm a little while Ravi nailed that yeah, she's

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a little old for parents to be paying for

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this But she's the clothing brand guess. Yes paid

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for Yeah, I

39:17

promise I talked okay She's

39:24

a guess of a guess Model

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former model herself gotcha.

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we're in to another

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new hour. Insensitivity

41:29

training for a politically correct world. It's

41:32

Monday morning, it's April the 15th. Tax

41:35

day 2024. Woody. What is up Woody? We got

41:37

Sammy. Phone's roping 877-44 Woody. And our head is

41:39

up to tax. Over to 2, 2-9-8-7. Just

41:42

in case you were wondering or hoping there was

41:44

no deathbed confession from O.J. Simpson.

41:59

Did you hear that roping? about an NDA though yeah

42:01

not a rumor true it's true yeah they

42:03

said all those kids including the two that

42:06

he had with Nicole were there with him

42:08

during his final days yeah but all the

42:10

family friends and medical staff were all forced

42:12

to sign NDAs bizarre

42:15

so if there was a deathbed confession would

42:18

we even know about it but I doubt there

42:20

was because it just being such a narcissist well

42:22

I think they were signing NDAs so they didn't

42:24

put the word out that OJ was in fact

42:26

dying right cuz if if

42:28

he let's say that would have brought a

42:31

lot of you know people to his

42:33

location yeah what damage do you do it gets

42:35

hard to defame a dead person so

42:37

if I'm especially Nicole's kid and this is my dad

42:39

who killed my mom allegedly and he

42:41

confesses I'm sure as hell talking about that

42:44

sue me mm-hmm come after me for whatever

42:46

damage I'm doing to your estate yeah

42:49

you have to show like what would be

42:51

his future earnings his estate's earnings how am

42:53

I damaging right much OJ's

42:56

lawyer the executor of the will saying that they

42:58

are going out of their way to make sure

43:00

the Goldman's get nothing that was in

43:02

that night oh wow well it's their job to do that

43:04

right yeah yeah absolutely nothing

43:07

and they said especially them Ravi

43:10

of where you putting my tattoos of

43:13

oh yeah of array OJ's then

43:15

I like your idea that's my

43:17

back yeah array

43:19

OJ finally did Iran

43:22

was raining missiles on Israel on Saturday

43:24

at least they tried they

43:26

launched more than 300 drones and missiles 99%

43:30

of which were destroyed before they even made it

43:32

there Wow thanks to Israel's

43:34

got this crazy missile defense system and

43:37

also US fighter aircraft that were knocking them

43:39

out the US says they're not

43:41

gonna be part of any response that Israel might

43:44

take saying the US is quote not seeking escalation

43:46

it is not one of war with Iran but

43:48

again the technology and the stuff incredible because you

43:50

know Israel has been in this situation for a

43:53

long time there's a name for

43:55

it as a call yeah yeah I

43:57

don't know anyway the way it works is like before they

43:59

get it Intercepted before they even come close

44:01

to the ground. Oh, so keep shooting away then

44:04

but 300

44:07

drones and missiles. Well, I'm still got through that's

44:09

why I think there's one doing it. But

44:12

apparently like those that like considering

44:14

300 Very

44:17

few you got a send 300 to get a couple

44:19

on the ground. Yeah Part

44:21

of the technology originates from space

44:25

So it's pretty crazy how that all

44:27

works. I Know

44:30

just think about the technology to intercept

44:32

a missile right? That's insanity how fast

44:34

that thing's moving, right? Yeah,

44:37

think about like clay shooting stuff, you know,

44:39

right they shoot one of those clay discs up

44:41

in the air Do you try to shoot that out? What's

44:44

scary is they have missiles they called hypersonic

44:46

missiles And those are the ones that are

44:48

very hard to shoot out of the sky

44:50

Like that's like though because I saw something

44:52

about like Iran shoots a missile and it

44:54

it takes forever to get there like Cuz you know,

44:56

yeah, I gotta go. Yeah, I've got to go

44:58

a distance, you know But the hypersonic stuff is like,

45:01

yeah, really really fast. You guys

45:03

remember the name John Wayne Bobbitt since talking about

45:05

oh, yes Yeah, the penis guy. Yeah He

45:11

became a household name back in the

45:14

day cuz his wife cut his penis off this is 1993

45:17

Yeah, and now he's

45:19

lost his toes. Oh,

45:21

no, dude to contaminated water Greg

45:23

from Camp Lejeune Oh, no, really what

45:25

crossover they they run these commercials all

45:27

the time Do you or anybody you

45:30

know spend any time at camp

45:32

Lejeune? Right? But yeah, he was stationed there

45:34

in the 80s Yeah,

45:37

they say the exposure caused nerve damage

45:40

leading to all of his toes needed

45:42

to be amputated. Yeah Wow

45:48

just when it couldn't get worse but hey you're about

45:50

to get paid yeah, right, but

45:52

no toes no Walk, but

45:54

I actually whatever happened to his penis they

45:56

reattached it. Yeah, they found it. Yeah, I

45:58

know they found it Inside the road. Oh,

46:01

I can't remember but it works. Yeah, he

46:03

did porn. He did it for you But

46:06

it doesn't work. Yeah, it is

46:09

porn. We showed it off, but Actually

46:11

work. Can it rod? Yeah, can you? finish

46:17

She was declared insane Yeah

46:19

from what I remember by reason of

46:22

insanity wonder where she is Lorena

46:24

Lorena Bobbitt I'm looking

46:26

at it right now and we have we have an update

46:29

to the daughter of Wine on a

46:31

Judd remember we told you she got arrested. Yeah,

46:33

she's flashing her cans on a

46:35

alright, Alabama Highway Yeah,

46:38

so she was charged with prostitution last

46:41

week Flashing her breasts

46:43

on a busy, Alabama highway while holding

46:45

up a ride for a ride sign

46:48

Wow on a suspected drug-induced

46:51

frenzy Why good lord

46:53

but not too high to make a clever

46:55

sign You

46:58

know a ride for a ride, yeah, I

47:00

am watching the John Wayne Bobbitt uncut lucky

47:02

Yeah, does not look like he's able to

47:04

achieve anything at all It's

47:08

got like a kind of hanging there Well, not really

47:10

even it's kind of a bump in the middle around

47:12

the around the edge around the circumference I should

47:14

say yeah, they were three attached scarring. Yeah, and

47:16

if these girl what they're good what they're doing

47:18

to him No, man could resist You

47:21

know me aroused and he is not huh?

47:23

Okay. Oh, that's not gone. Okay, now no

47:26

total I don't know if Viagra was popular

47:28

back then when he shot So

47:31

you right now Sandy of her carat you're yeah, I've

47:33

been looking away this whole time Two

47:37

ladies and okay. There's no way you

47:39

could look at look. I mean look what

47:41

they're doing There's no way you're gonna stay you got a micro.

47:43

Oh Yeah

47:46

Well, I think that is again. That's before A

47:50

Viagra Viagra help that maybe

47:52

if you're not able to rod Viagra

47:54

is just gonna make your life I'm wearing a

47:56

blood flow is a little messed up Yeah,

48:00

that's what I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah.

48:04

How are the... Oh, okay. Well, he's

48:06

in there now. Yeah, he's doing stuff. Yeah,

48:08

she's riding them. She's doing stuff. All right.

48:11

Okay. Ride for a ride. Ride

48:13

for a ride. Okay. Yeah,

48:15

that's good. Yeah.

48:19

That's the Iron Dome. Yeah, like Israel's Missile Defense

48:21

System, Iron Dome. It's kind of

48:23

like when you're watching Star Wars and they have the

48:25

shields up. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

48:27

What are the surgeons that reattach this

48:29

penis, not world famous? Like they

48:31

get home from work that day. How's work, honey? Reattach

48:34

this guy's penis. Oh, yeah. A penis that

48:36

was found on the side of the road.

48:38

That's incredible. All right, more Woody shows next.

48:42

Hang on. It's nice. More next.

48:45

This is a Woody show. I've had so many drinks with you.

48:47

Tell me what you have had. I'm going to double now. This

48:49

is a Woody show. I'm going to double now. I'm going to

48:51

double now. I'm going to double now. I'm going to double

48:53

now. I'm going to double now. I'm going to double now. I'm

48:56

going to double now. Good

48:58

morning, everybody. Yep. So,

49:03

Sammy says that she

49:06

has proof that serving

49:08

sizes mean nothing, Greg, and they're

49:10

based off nothing. This is kind

49:12

of like, I don't know what she's going

49:15

to say here, but just when she said

49:17

that alone, it reminded me of Greg saying

49:19

that calories aren't bad. Yeah, yeah. That's

49:22

something we made up. So you're trying to

49:24

say like that Porsche control stuff is all

49:26

pump and buggers? Well, whatever they put on

49:28

the packaging, this is the serving size. It's

49:30

just completely made up. I don't

49:33

think it's really based off of anything because I

49:35

was at the grocery store and I was looking

49:37

at just a kind of full tub of guacamole

49:39

and I was looking at the ingredients and everything

49:42

like that and whatever the serving size was.

49:44

And then I went, oh, I'm going to

49:47

get, I think I'm going to get the

49:49

individual packages. Same company,

49:51

same brand, same item exactly.

49:53

It's just the small portion

49:55

one for individual sizing. And

49:57

that one was double. everything

50:00

because the portion size was double because

50:03

when you're getting this tiny thing, that

50:05

is obviously the portion. But when you're buying

50:07

the bigger tub, they're trying to act like

50:09

the numbers are all different so they have

50:12

the portion size cut in half. You're

50:14

not measuring how you're eating it. So

50:17

it was the same thing but different. Yeah,

50:19

no, I see. So if you would take the

50:21

portion size for what was on the bigger package,

50:24

it would equal half the size of what

50:26

they're selling as an individual portion. Right, because

50:29

I know that nobody is calculating exactly

50:31

what they're doing off of the bigger... So

50:33

are you saying the small version, let's

50:35

say, was one quarter the size of

50:38

the tub and that's one serving size

50:40

for the small one, the tub should

50:42

be four serving. Correct. Right. But

50:45

instead it was like eight? Right. I

50:47

think what they do is they kind of

50:49

figure it's like when you're trying to price

50:52

a house or a business is trying to

50:54

price a service or an item, they

50:56

figure out, like instead of saying 130,000, let's say 129,900 because

50:58

it's just under 30... For

51:04

psychology reasons. Right. For psychology reasons.

51:06

Just a little bit better. So when they're talking about

51:08

serving size, it's like, all right, well, what can we

51:11

put on there that won't be a total deal breaker

51:13

for people as far as calories go? Right.

51:16

Right. Okay. For however many calories that

51:18

number is, then how big, like how much

51:20

can we actually give them? And

51:22

they'll say, like, you know, serving size, three

51:25

and a quarter, whatever they are.

51:27

Right. Yeah. Right.

51:29

But you can't have like an individual package

51:31

thing and say, oh, but a serving size

51:33

is half of this. Mm-hmm.

51:35

Because you know it's meant to be eaten the

51:37

whole thing. Right. Exactly. Yeah. I can't relate to

51:40

the conversation because I don't even look at that.

51:42

I never even looked at it. Yeah. Well, because

51:45

the portion sizes are so shockingly

51:47

tiny. Right. Like in peanut

51:49

butter, a serving size is like what? It'd be a table

51:51

spoon. A teaspoon or a tablespoon? Yeah. Give

51:54

me a break. Right. Like

51:56

you're going to use ten times that amount. And that's why the labels mean

51:58

nothing because nobody is even using the same. amount

52:00

that they're saying the serving size is. Freez-bro. Yeah,

52:03

like I got those Trader

52:05

Joe's dark chocolate covered raisins,

52:09

and I'm looking at the serving size

52:11

and it's like 16 raisins. What

52:14

do you think I'm going to do? I'm going to sit there and go,

52:16

one, two, three. Come on. What do we

52:19

do with that? We grab a handful of those things

52:21

and then you move on. Serving

52:23

size means the package. You know?

52:26

Yeah. Especially of that. Yeah.

52:29

They have to yield an FDA. They

52:31

have actually updated this recently that

52:33

serving size by law must

52:36

be based on how much food people actually

52:38

consumed and not on what you should be

52:40

eating or what's the ... So like

52:43

if you have a 12 ounce soda, 16 ounce

52:45

soda, 20 ounce soda, they

52:47

realize or they've now come around to the fact

52:49

that you're going to drink this whole thing. Yeah.

52:51

And so that's what these ... And the serving size

52:53

is soda. That

52:56

reflects what the person eating out of

52:58

that container would actually consume. Because

53:01

that makes sense. It does.

53:04

I didn't see it, but College Check

53:06

Hoop star Caitlin Clark made a surprise

53:09

appearance on Saturday Night Live during

53:11

the weekend updates that she ... To give Michael

53:13

Che crap for what you just did. Over

53:16

with many jokes about women's sports. She

53:19

razzing good, guys. It was some good razzing.

53:22

The WNBA draft is today, she's

53:24

expected to go number one overall

53:26

to the Indiana fever. It's exciting.

53:28

Yeah, it is. There's going to be like 10,000

53:31

plus people just gathered to watch

53:33

at Gamebridge Field House. More

53:36

than 40 Planet Fitness locations across

53:38

the country have received bomb threats.

53:41

Why? After this conservative

53:44

movement against Planet Fitness, they have

53:46

this trans-inclusive locker room policy. They

53:48

went viral online. Now,

53:51

who cares that much about any of that

53:53

stuff? Bomb threats? Yeah,

53:55

right. Worth it. I'm calling-

53:57

I mean, the story in itself was interesting because they had some-

54:00

perv guy in the

54:02

women's locker room saying he was

54:04

trans but he was clearly in

54:06

there just a explosion

54:09

all you right he just I

54:11

know how do you know he's a poor was

54:13

not pranking he was perfect how do you know his

54:15

purse just pranking to

54:17

control the policy no he was out

54:19

there perfect so you try to

54:22

do something like did he try to like

54:24

no but I mean if somebody

54:26

is a legitimate trans woman

54:30

okay there's you know they

54:32

take care of themselves they put

54:35

makeup on they look the

54:37

part sounds like you're a

54:39

sounding very weird maybe the

54:41

stereotype queen yeah all of

54:43

them that are we supposed to

54:45

do it other way jesus bomb threats I

54:47

don't know that right as it gets out

54:49

there and the sure all the nuts have

54:51

accessed everything now yeah that was

54:53

pretty problematic right you know what you're saying your

54:56

letters yes how much I care at

54:58

Ravey Rowland Ravey

55:00

rolling two

55:05

men in New Jersey have been accused

55:07

of stealing hundreds of shopping carts they're

55:09

known as the shopping cart bandits the

55:11

real corn on my side when they

55:13

were caught they're asked you why you

55:16

guys stealing shopping carts and apparently they

55:18

sell for about $200 each wholesale smaller stores

55:20

like little bodegas

55:23

smaller stores they bond from these guys instead of going

55:25

out and paying full price for them yesterday or they

55:27

scrap them for cash right at a Walmart and Philly

55:29

and I was looking around and they're like four carts

55:31

and I walked to the security guys who were just

55:34

eating lunch off the back of their car yeah

55:36

some guy came in here one night with a you-ha

55:38

took them off yeah they were

55:43

in the article talking about I forget how

55:45

many they keep you know on hand any

55:48

any given day at the store but

55:51

they said they noticed their supply was dwindling and all

55:53

the carts had been collected and they're like wait what's

55:56

going on here how happy then he did a count they

55:58

looked at how many they had they said They know that

56:00

people who live close by maybe will take one and which

56:02

is yeah But

56:05

it'll eventually make it back. It'll take that that cart.

56:07

They'll bring it back with them to use it again

56:11

Find this way in the creek, but yeah Well

56:15

managed to your point that it's like a

56:17

lot of places especially not great neighborhoods have

56:19

the wheel locks hmm However, those are only

56:21

triggered if you hit the transponder if you

56:24

look at little dude inside the cart weeds

56:26

here Look at the edge of a

56:28

parking lot that has the wheel lock She'll see a little tiny

56:30

line in the ass. Yeah, and that's where the radio

56:34

But if you have it a certain distance away Maybe

56:36

they perhaps in the back of a truck where that

56:38

that signal isn't getting in there or there you can

56:40

just buy one of the unlockers on eBay or

56:42

if you're really handy you can actually

56:45

they have posted the codes transponder Transponder

56:48

code you put that in like a dolphin

56:50

or flipper And

56:52

you or even in your phone sometimes

56:54

you can actually broadcast Oh, are they called

56:56

they call it like a vampire or something or

56:58

other where when you're when your

57:00

speakers produce sound waves? You're also producing

57:03

what I think they called vampire RF radio

57:05

frequencies. I've got I've actually used it my

57:07

phone And

57:10

it come on like the wheels noise So

57:12

what's the mechanism on the wheel cuz there

57:14

are any actual electronics in yeah, a little

57:16

plastic tooth system How

57:18

they charge it that's great question. I think

57:20

because like those double A's in there. Oh really? I'm

57:23

always wondered that I'm like what cuz it's a cart.

57:25

I didn't think it was like any kind of like

57:27

actual I thought it was all on a conan to

57:29

it. Yeah, I thought maybe there was some kind of

57:33

I don't know what I thought Where

57:37

they just they take them hard and you show you some

57:39

more than nine volt looks like actually 877

57:42

I've taken my judging of the non cart

57:44

returners even further When you go

57:46

when you go to the grocery store you kind

57:48

of have a general idea when you get there

57:50

what you're going for Right like you're going for

57:53

a couple things or maybe you're stocking up for

57:55

a party I get it But every person it

57:57

seems to me uses a cart

57:59

no matter What yeah, you

58:01

are probably one of the year. Maybe I use

58:03

a basket like the hand one and

58:06

then why would you know? If you're gonna go

58:08

in oh, I need some chicken for dinner a

58:10

couple of veggies now Just judging people for using

58:12

carts Well if I agree when they walk out

58:14

and they have like things that you could easily

58:17

carry in your hands one bad I the hell

58:19

are you using a cart? It's one bag. I

58:21

don't know. Are you that lazy? Are you that

58:23

and you don't plan ahead and then the shopping

58:25

cart? You're using it for its

58:28

intended purpose or a part of chicken. You're gonna

58:30

get use a cart Yeah, I think people

58:32

just do it out of habit. I know For

58:34

me, I will just grab it out of habit

58:37

and I'll walk in and those are the people

58:39

that inevitably just leave them sitting In

58:41

the parking lot. Well, that's something that's my point

58:43

if you use the cart for its intended purpose

58:45

to shop and Then you leave and

58:47

you put it either back to the front of the store

58:49

or at the crowd. No harm. No foul I'm

58:52

not taking issue with people using carts for But

58:55

it's like any type of shopping. Oh, I forgot laundry detergent.

58:57

Let me run into the store and get some Way

59:04

too dainty Greg to be I

59:08

think that's what it is You got these little tiny

59:10

girls who can't carry eight pounds of detergent because I

59:12

watch people walking out of the store with a cart

59:14

And there's like three things in there. Like you can't

59:16

carry that Have you gone to one of these like

59:18

little Target Express places where they have the

59:20

basket that has wheels on the bottom of it?

59:23

Oh, really? Oh, yeah Like

59:28

it's some of the Walgreens on the strip, uh, yeah, I

59:30

don't like them 87 744 wood All

59:41

right, well Again, just want

59:43

to thank everybody if you made it

59:45

out to our Fiesta on Saturday with

59:47

Cypress Hill Thank you

59:49

to DJ J S. Bono. So, thank

59:52

you so much to Quinto

59:54

soul Yelling our mariachi

59:56

band on everybody's Glasgow's

59:58

Peter very friendly.

1:00:02

And what a great place. We had

1:00:04

never been there before. And so it

1:00:06

was a fiesta for the ages for sure.

1:00:08

Type of tilt, hilled it. And as advertised,

1:00:11

DJ Jaspinosa was fantastic. Very

1:00:16

good DJ. And then Tim Martinez. Can we

1:00:19

get a one time? Tim

1:00:23

Martinez. He's in charge of really organizing all

1:00:25

of our events and making sure that things

1:00:27

go off without a hitch and making sure

1:00:30

that it's all coming together when it

1:00:32

needs to come together and just. I

1:00:34

sent him an appreciation text yesterday. Yeah.

1:00:36

He's on it. All aspects. It

1:00:38

was really good. Favorite moments. Favorite

1:00:41

moments. From what I can remember

1:00:44

watching you react to CyberSIL

1:00:46

was my favorite thing. Yeah. Of the night.

1:00:48

Oh yeah. Easily. Watching you rage

1:00:51

to CyberSIL was the best. Dude. Mine

1:00:53

included you. We were on stage making announcements

1:00:55

and just talking about whatever. And then while

1:00:58

I was talking you came up to me all giddy and you're like,

1:01:01

they smoked me out. Yeah.

1:01:03

I think people enjoyed watching

1:01:05

you and filming. Right. Yep.

1:01:08

Yeah. Well. The highlight. And

1:01:10

they said let him smoke

1:01:12

more. Yeah. I was right

1:01:14

up front. It really was all about CyberSIL. It had

1:01:16

nothing to do with really the drinks or the weed.

1:01:18

I was just right up front. I'm like man,

1:01:20

when am I going to get an opportunity to see one of my

1:01:22

favorite artists this close

1:01:25

for our own show?

1:01:27

Yeah. And so I

1:01:29

was like, you know what? Forget it. I'm just going to

1:01:31

stay right here. I thought about being up there for a

1:01:34

couple of songs and I was having a good time with

1:01:36

the fans who were up front. Sure. It

1:01:38

was man. That was a blast. It

1:01:40

was really good. My buddy who I

1:01:43

brought who's a mega fan of CyberSIL,

1:01:45

Connor Seward knows everything. Even their individual

1:01:47

stuff. He said, dude, Woody

1:01:49

is a legit fan. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

1:01:54

Oh yeah. Big time. Big time. It

1:01:57

was great. Yes. Do you remember

1:01:59

making an ass to yourself? Absolutely, I do.

1:02:01

But I figured this is one of those

1:02:03

things that was a seize the moment opportunity.

1:02:06

Yeah, you had fun. Yeah, so.

1:02:08

People said that to you? You're making an

1:02:10

ass of yourself? Yeah, I'm like, it's okay.

1:02:12

Those are literal losers. You were having fun

1:02:14

at a concert. Have you ever heard the

1:02:16

show? You lose it. It

1:02:18

happens all the time. But no, thank

1:02:20

you everybody. Ten years. Can't believe it. I

1:02:23

think there's some shenanigans going on. What is still

1:02:25

a booty show? We're in the back. Another

1:02:29

big headline. Say, I really

1:02:31

couldn't care at all about this. I'd

1:02:33

say prison is a much money trial

1:02:35

under way of Manhattan today. Someone involving

1:02:37

Stormy Dale. That's all.

1:02:40

Say about that. Again, don't care.

1:02:42

Also, OJ's lawyer says there's going to be

1:02:45

no CTE testing on his brain. That would have

1:02:47

been interesting. Oh, sure.

1:02:50

I'd love to get some info on that. Why not? If

1:02:52

you're the family or if you're OJ, why not? Do

1:02:55

it. Be done with them, I guess. Why

1:02:58

wouldn't you do it? For

1:03:00

someone who I'm convinced has seen

1:03:02

the H7B Antonio Brown, he

1:03:04

was just posting recently to free

1:03:07

Joe Exotic. Oh,

1:03:09

boy. That's

1:03:11

where we're at, Antonio? Yeah,

1:03:13

the lawyer says he's going to consult with

1:03:15

the children on it, but as of now,

1:03:18

OJ's wishes to be cremated

1:03:22

and then leaving the rest up to the kids will be honored.

1:03:24

Maybe they end up doing it. Maybe

1:03:26

that's what he wanted. You're the kids.

1:03:29

What do you guys think? If

1:03:31

you're the kids of OJ, do you think that he's done? I

1:03:33

mean, do you think that he's done? And

1:03:36

be done. Obviously,

1:03:39

they have different feelings than we do, but

1:03:41

I would do that. Be like, no, that's

1:03:43

it. End of this chapter. But do you

1:03:45

think that they think he did it? I

1:03:49

mean, you can convince yourself of

1:03:51

anything. If you're

1:03:53

a living, breathing human, don't you think? I

1:03:56

know, but I think it's different than that. But you

1:03:58

can convince yourself of whatever you want. Yeah. Yeah.

1:04:02

And there's also rumors that maybe his son

1:04:04

was involved? I don't know. Yeah,

1:04:06

that's been a long-standing rumor. So, who

1:04:08

knows what he thinks. So Nike rolled

1:04:10

out Team USA's track and field uniforms.

1:04:13

I think they were cool. The Paris, yeah,

1:04:15

okay, so the men's uniforms are one thing,

1:04:18

but the women's uniforms are

1:04:21

being called and they're questioned. They're very

1:04:23

skimpy. Even compared to the

1:04:25

men's stuff. So

1:04:28

this long jumper, her name's Tara, she says, wait,

1:04:30

my hoo-ha is going to be out. Oh,

1:04:33

no. Yeah. Uh-oh.

1:04:36

So, I mean, they're... It's like

1:04:38

a really high-cut, hip-bearing look to

1:04:40

it, and so they're questioning, like,

1:04:42

you know, what kind of personal

1:04:44

grooming they're going to need to

1:04:46

do. That is hoo-ha-r-dail-in right

1:04:49

there. Just to wear these things. There's going

1:04:51

to be a lot of kennel, too. Yeah,

1:04:53

so much hoo-ha. Because the men's

1:04:55

uniforms have, like, a mid-side length

1:04:57

to the shorts and, like, a

1:05:00

full coverage tank top thing. Yeah,

1:05:03

somebody else said absolutely

1:05:05

not made for performance for women.

1:05:07

Well, did you see, I mean,

1:05:09

fanatics, they keep getting crap about

1:05:11

the baseball uniforms. Oh,

1:05:14

right. Yeah. There was some other play

1:05:16

this weekend where, yeah, while there was some other play

1:05:18

this weekend, the pants, they just tore right along the

1:05:20

seam down the side. And

1:05:23

the, whatever it's called, the caption was,

1:05:25

like, you know, more winning for fanatics,

1:05:27

which of course, they blamed it on

1:05:29

Nike because Nike is the one that

1:05:31

designed them and they built them or,

1:05:33

you know, put them together to their

1:05:35

specs of what they

1:05:37

said. But, yeah, fanatics is catching the fire for that.

1:05:40

Fanatics is actually putting together, like, a Comic

1:05:43

Con for sports. They have it

1:05:45

in August. It seems like it's going to be pretty

1:05:47

cool. Comic Con for... Oh, right. Oh,

1:05:49

so it's sports con? Yeah. Okay. It's

1:05:52

going to be huge. See, Brady, you might come out of

1:05:54

retirement for the right team. Yeah. Yeah,

1:05:56

right. He was actually in a really... Yeah.

1:06:00

Heave his name out there. Yeah. Well,

1:06:02

he's gonna be on Fox this year. That uniform

1:06:04

looks mighty uncomfortable if you're a woman.

1:06:06

Oh my god. Yeah. Front wedge.

1:06:09

Right. Oh, for sure. It

1:06:11

looks like a gymnastics leotard. Just the bottoms. Like drapes

1:06:13

gonna come out, you know? That's

1:06:15

what she's saying. Totally.

1:06:17

It does. Like almost guaranteed. Oh

1:06:19

my god. Is that a labia?

1:06:22

For sure. A drape will be coming out.

1:06:26

Truth. Yeah. Like,

1:06:28

you know. She said my hoo-ha. Yeah.

1:06:31

She's not wrong. What if you're doing like a... What's

1:06:33

the thing? The pole vault thing, right? Pole vault thing.

1:06:36

One jumping. And you

1:06:38

catch the pole with a lip.

1:06:41

As you're kind of like going over. You

1:06:43

know what I mean? Right. One. Well,

1:06:46

I mean, it was not a hard pole. There's a give there. Yeah. You

1:06:49

want to break your leg. I know. Like

1:06:51

if you just kind of graze over the top of

1:06:53

it, you know? And like

1:06:55

a lip catches. Yeah. And that

1:06:57

could have cost you your gold. They wouldn't... Like,

1:07:00

she would have been fine without the lip. Are

1:07:02

we falling for fake news though? Because that

1:07:04

does look like what Sami's saying. That's for

1:07:07

the gymnastics team. Is there ever one? No.

1:07:11

Track and field. Well, yeah, because it's just the bottoms though.

1:07:13

But the way that it fits would be like a gymnastics

1:07:15

leotard on the bottom. Everything is not fake news, man. It's,

1:07:18

believe it or not, some of this stuff actually happens. I'm

1:07:20

just asking the question. It's all over the place

1:07:22

this morning. Yeah. They

1:07:24

usually like have like really short shorts.

1:07:27

Yeah. They're just short and field.

1:07:29

Yeah. These are just even shorter

1:07:31

than usual. There's no chance that this is the final

1:07:33

uniform that you're going to see in Paris. That's what

1:07:35

Nike says. They said this is it. There's no way.

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is Monday morning it's April the 15th 2024. Good

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morning. There's Greg Gory. There's Minas. Good

1:09:39

morning to Woody. You got Seabass. This

1:09:42

is Sammy. Good morning. This is

1:09:44

Caroline holding things down here in the Woody Show

1:09:46

production department. We got Morgan our associate producer. We're

1:09:48

calling our video producer and you can be

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part of the show as well by calling in on

1:09:53

the phone. 877-44 Woody. Hold us up with

1:09:56

that text. Over to 229-877. Today

1:10:01

is that sucks day. Oh

1:10:03

no. Probably because of tax day. Far

1:10:06

away. But it

1:10:08

reminded me that we hadn't done around of the

1:10:10

first world problem that sucks stories in quite a

1:10:12

while. A long while. To

1:10:15

the point where I should probably reintroduce

1:10:18

it to everybody. So

1:10:20

you call in and you give us an example of

1:10:22

something that's going on with you. We tend

1:10:25

to make mountains out of molehills a

1:10:27

lot because things are so convenient.

1:10:30

We have all these different things now.

1:10:32

When something doesn't go right, something doesn't

1:10:34

work right, like the heated seats in

1:10:36

your car, whatever. God

1:10:38

damn it. When

1:10:40

you really kind of stop and slow down,

1:10:43

you realize like okay, this is

1:10:45

a first world problem. Yeah.

1:10:48

And the first world problems are always so silly. Not

1:10:50

that you can't be frustrated by it. You certainly can. But

1:10:54

sometimes you have a disproportionate response

1:10:56

or reaction to whatever that was. So

1:11:02

if you got a first world problem, you can

1:11:04

call in 877-44-WOODY. We'll

1:11:07

take your first world problem story and then we'll compare

1:11:09

it to one of the

1:11:11

that sucks stories that we've got. And

1:11:14

then we ask you to decide whose problem would you rather

1:11:16

have. And what it does, it provides

1:11:18

a little perspective so

1:11:20

that you kind of realize like oh yeah, okay, well, I

1:11:23

am really frustrated or I was really frustrated about this. But

1:11:25

now if you're hearing that story, wow,

1:11:27

thanks, Woody Show. Not so bad. Yeah.

1:11:31

Not so bad. I find myself frustrated lately

1:11:33

that my smart speaker seems to be acting

1:11:35

up and I'm thinking come on.

1:11:37

Like the other day I had to

1:11:39

go out for several hours and I

1:11:42

put on Smooth Jazz for my dog

1:11:44

because that's her favorite. Oh, of course.

1:11:46

Yeah, it's classy. Most pit bulls like

1:11:48

something soothing. Right. So then before

1:11:50

I grabbed my keys to leave, I noticed the

1:11:52

music wasn't playing. So I told

1:11:54

her to play Smooth Jazz and it said

1:11:57

I'm sorry, I cannot access the Internet right

1:11:59

now. I thought, so now my

1:12:01

dog's gonna be alone for six hours without

1:12:03

music? What the hell? I was so mad.

1:12:06

Yeah, I had a

1:12:09

smart speaker first world problem. Where

1:12:13

I'm sitting right next to

1:12:15

a lamp. I

1:12:18

want that lamp to go on because I'm sitting

1:12:20

there at my computer doing some work for the

1:12:23

show. And I

1:12:25

go, you know, name of speaker.

1:12:28

Turn on den lamp. 50%. Right.

1:12:32

Yeah. Bloom. It

1:12:34

makes a noise but nothing happens. Oh, I

1:12:36

hate when it goes silent. I go, A

1:12:39

word. Den lamp.

1:12:42

50%. Bloom. Yeah.

1:12:45

Nothing. I'm like, sound a bit. I had to

1:12:47

reach over and I'm going, ah. I'm

1:12:49

like, god damn it. I'm reaching over. And

1:12:52

then I flip the switch on it and it comes on. I'm

1:12:55

like. That's so hard. That's

1:12:58

the kind of thing that seems to be

1:13:00

happening so much lately. Yeah. With A word.

1:13:02

Yeah. Well, I mean, I haven't had any.

1:13:04

That's the thing. It usually works perfectly fine.

1:13:07

But I was so annoyed that it

1:13:09

wasn't in that moment. Because, you know, I love

1:13:11

A word so much. Mine

1:13:14

in my bathroom A word. Yeah. Apparently,

1:13:16

it just doesn't remember the volume setting. I

1:13:21

don't change. I'm not playing. I play it five

1:13:23

minutes every morning and that's it. But sometimes it's

1:13:25

blaring loud. I have to say A word volume

1:13:28

down. Sometimes it's down. Yeah. Volume. And I was

1:13:30

like, I didn't change anything. I'm playing

1:13:32

the same thing. I remember it. See. Remember A

1:13:34

word. I wish you could set it where, you

1:13:36

know, you could tell it exactly how much lower

1:13:38

you want it. I tell the thing too. I'm

1:13:40

trying to take a nap and it's a little

1:13:42

too loud. But if I tell it volume down,

1:13:44

it's a little too soft. Right. I know you

1:13:46

could go in the middle. Yeah. Here. Like you

1:13:48

should be able to say like reduce volume two

1:13:50

ticks or two, you know, whatever they give. Yes,

1:13:52

actually. I tried that. I said reduce volume. Reduce

1:13:54

volume by one half. No, I don't know what

1:13:56

that means. Yeah. Mm. Oh, and I bet

1:13:58

you all have the same for us. You know

1:14:00

how you play Jeopardy! on A-word every single day when

1:14:02

you make your lunch? What? So

1:14:04

yes, exactly. And then there'll be a

1:14:06

question. I'll say, what is cartonarts? And

1:14:09

then it says, I'm sorry. The answer was cartonarts. And I

1:14:11

say, that's what I just said! And

1:14:14

then I don't get credit for my writing

1:14:16

answer. Oh, damn it! So weak. There

1:14:19

was a woman in Texas who was diagnosed

1:14:21

with terminal cancer given 15 months

1:14:23

to live. And she went

1:14:25

and did two rounds of chemotherapy. And

1:14:28

then doctors discovered they had made a mistake and

1:14:30

she never really had cancer to begin with. Oh

1:14:32

my god. See? So

1:14:34

yeah, we're having problems with the smart speaker. But

1:14:37

this chick went and got, first of all, thought

1:14:39

she only had 15 months to live. Because it

1:14:41

was in great news. Was doing a couple... Yeah,

1:14:43

why would you even bother with chemo? Was doing

1:14:45

a couple rounds of chemotherapy. Maybe it's a last

1:14:47

sentence. Maybe it's a hope. Maybe it's a... Lasted

1:14:50

Jeopard. Yeah. Prolonged to the

1:14:52

15 months? We know that you want to die right

1:14:54

away, really. We get it. Okay,

1:14:57

15 months doesn't seem worth it for any

1:14:59

chemo. If it could extend your life

1:15:01

though, maybe if you do the chemo, you might live three

1:15:03

years or... Yeah. Well, either

1:15:05

way, it was a mistake. Never even had the cancer. That sucks. What

1:15:08

did she have? Don't know. Bad doctor. Bad

1:15:11

doctor. Other than a terrible doctor. Was

1:15:13

she suffering from something? Yeah. On

1:15:16

the text, I'm going to say, I'm confused. Why

1:15:18

can't you guys say, Alexa? Well, you can. We're

1:15:20

just being nice to you guys. We

1:15:23

finally taught. What do you do? I'm

1:15:26

injury. He just kind of feels like it today.

1:15:28

He's tired. Alexa, play a fart

1:15:30

noise. There

1:15:33

you go. You're welcome. There

1:15:35

you go. You're welcome. 877-44, Woody. If

1:15:40

you have a first world problem, we were

1:15:43

just using our smart speakers stuff as examples.

1:15:45

Yeah, but if you have a first world problem... Yeah,

1:15:47

if you had to turn on a lamp. Yeah.

1:15:50

877-44. Well, because here's

1:15:52

the thing. It's like one of those floor lamps. So

1:15:55

I couldn't just reach over and click on it. So you

1:15:57

had to turn on? No, I'm bent over. I'm like bent

1:15:59

over. the arm of the couch.

1:16:01

It was a floor lamp, baby. Head down toward

1:16:03

the floor, reaching and stretching over to try and

1:16:05

get the stupid floor pedal thing that would turn

1:16:08

the lamp on. Yeah. Sounds awful. It was not

1:16:10

like a free service. We paid for these A

1:16:12

words. Sure. So you

1:16:14

expect them to work. Yeah. Sure.

1:16:16

I'm sorry. You had to stretch,

1:16:18

Woody. No. I know. You and the guys

1:16:21

that went to NOM, you know? Yeah. Heroes. Yeah.

1:16:23

I know we've only got one message. Remember, this

1:16:25

got these slip-in shoes so far, Greg? They're

1:16:28

not the Skechers, though. Okay. I'm

1:16:30

sensing this is soon coming to

1:16:32

medicine, Woody. What's that? Skecher territory. Yeah.

1:16:36

I can't bend over to tie my shoe. Oh,

1:16:38

no. I will not do that. No. I mean, I

1:16:41

don't mind. I wouldn't mind having

1:16:43

that. I'm not getting them just so I don't have,

1:16:45

I'm not getting them just so I don't have to

1:16:48

tie shoes. I don't care about tying shoes. They do

1:16:50

have a big deal. Well, it's more about the bending.

1:16:52

Yeah. What do you mean big deal? You've talked before

1:16:54

about how you like, hold your breath

1:16:56

and I know, but it's still it's like just something that

1:16:58

you do. Yeah. Right. Or, but not when you have the

1:17:00

slip-in shoes. Not when you can just slip them on and

1:17:02

on. No,

1:17:05

I didn't do it. All right. So if you

1:17:07

want to share your first world problem, go ahead and give us a call.

1:17:09

877-44, Woody. That's

1:17:12

877-44, Woody. And

1:17:15

then we'll get to your first world problems. Compare them to

1:17:17

this week's That Sucks story. Show

1:17:20

nobody ask for. It's not bad. Woody.

1:17:24

Well, we're looking for you to share

1:17:27

your first world problems with us. We

1:17:29

will compare them to one of this week's

1:17:31

That Sucks stories. And then you

1:17:33

can decide who's problem you'd rather have. What

1:17:36

is it? 877-44, Woody. That's

1:17:38

877-44, Woody. Got

1:17:44

a new car recently and there's

1:17:46

something on one of the wiper blades.

1:17:48

So whenever I use the windshield wiper,

1:17:51

about halfway down through the right wiper

1:17:53

blade, there's something on there that just

1:17:55

creates a line or a track, you

1:17:57

know? What

1:18:00

the hell? What do I do? So

1:18:02

disproportionately upset by this. What did I pay for?

1:18:04

You haven't tried to clean them? I'm not. I

1:18:07

did. I don't know what. I

1:18:09

think there's maybe like a little nick in there.

1:18:11

A little nub maybe on the hard, on the

1:18:13

rubber part, on the blade itself. What the hell?

1:18:17

You're disproportionately frustrated by it. I

1:18:19

know. Brand new car. It's got

1:18:21

this little shriek in the wiper

1:18:23

blade. No good. 87744

1:18:25

Woody. Let's compare some of that

1:18:27

suck stories here. Say hello to Chris.

1:18:30

Hey, good morning Chris. Good morning Woody show. Good

1:18:32

morning. All right. So we'll start with

1:18:34

your first world problem. What do you got? Well,

1:18:37

my girlfriend threw

1:18:39

my phone out my third story window and now I got

1:18:41

to use an iPhone 11 so my new

1:18:44

one comes tomorrow. No. Why

1:18:46

did she throw her your phone out the window? It's

1:18:49

debatably my fault. We can, you know.

1:18:53

So she threw it. She

1:18:55

threw it, yes. Yeah. But how

1:18:57

would you do to warrant that response? It's a

1:18:59

long story. That's the only time. We've got time.

1:19:03

But I was just hoping it was going to hit the

1:19:05

tree to break the fall. Do

1:19:08

you really feel that you have any fault in this? Kind

1:19:11

of maybe. Do

1:19:15

I blame her? No. I

1:19:18

got to know more. But you're still together with her?

1:19:21

He's liking girls' photos on

1:19:23

social media, right? It

1:19:25

wasn't photos. It was over a text message. But

1:19:29

it was misconstrued a little bit. It was a

1:19:31

misunderstanding. We're still having it. All right. So

1:19:34

you weren't cheating on her. Sure, Chris. No,

1:19:36

absolutely not. All right. So

1:19:39

anyway, long story long, the girlfriend threw the

1:19:41

phone out the window. Now he's got to use

1:19:44

an iPhone 11. And so a new one

1:19:46

gets there tomorrow. All

1:19:48

right. So, Chris, let's compare

1:19:50

your first world problem to this

1:19:52

story, a tragic event. This

1:19:55

is a tourist that was killed

1:19:57

by a bell during a local

1:20:00

tradition. This 30 year old guy

1:20:02

was in Barcelona amongst a group

1:20:04

climbing the bell tower for this

1:20:07

festival when the accident happened and

1:20:10

got hit by the bell and

1:20:12

died. So you're on this

1:20:16

trip and you're like, oh man, this is going

1:20:18

to be awesome. Let's go to this really cool

1:20:20

bell ringing. And then you

1:20:22

get smoked in the head by the bell

1:20:24

at the church. Oh my

1:20:26

God. That sucks. Who's problem would you

1:20:28

rather have though? I mean, you do

1:20:31

have to wait a couple of days

1:20:33

for the iPhone. And are you

1:20:35

using an iPhone 11? Well, it'll be here

1:20:37

tomorrow. I guess I can use an 11

1:20:39

for a day. Yeah. All right. Whoo. You

1:20:41

still have to be in

1:20:44

public with it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You might

1:20:46

want to have a bell to the head. Yeah.

1:20:48

We would call out sick today. Yeah. All right,

1:20:50

Chris. Thank you for the call. Appreciate you listening

1:20:52

to the show. Love you guys. Bye. Let's

1:20:54

see. Let's go to Jennifer. Hey,

1:20:57

good morning, Jennifer. Jennifer. Hi.

1:21:00

Hi. Hi. What's your first world

1:21:02

problem? Well,

1:21:04

uh, I love my parents. Let me just say, but,

1:21:08

uh, they just are selling their house

1:21:10

of like 40 plus years and it's

1:21:13

got a little bit of a, I

1:21:16

wouldn't want to say hoarder, but that's,

1:21:19

that's what it is. Uh, we

1:21:21

got to help them clean that

1:21:23

out cause they're going to be

1:21:25

moving. Okay. So I got a

1:21:27

two vacations coming up, you know, this

1:21:29

summer and, uh, vacations. No cleaning.

1:21:31

Yes. Oh, you're giving up your vacations

1:21:33

to help your parents. Well,

1:21:36

you got to, you know, but I

1:21:38

know, but it sounds like you can hire

1:21:40

for this. Yeah. Well,

1:21:42

you could,

1:21:44

but what's your vacation worth? You know, well,

1:21:49

I love my parents. They're in their

1:21:51

seventies and you know, I

1:21:54

don't know how many years we have left. So

1:21:56

yeah. Rave, you've always do it or sit down.

1:22:00

I know but what is your parents age

1:22:02

and the fact they you know, they're gonna

1:22:04

die someday. And the fact that you're gonna be throwing 80% of

1:22:06

this away. Yeah. Probably.

1:22:09

We're gonna get a dumpster. Yeah,

1:22:11

yeah. I totally get it. Yeah, Greg's got a

1:22:13

hoarder thing to share with us here in a

1:22:16

second. But let's first compare your that suck story

1:22:18

having to give up those vacation days just

1:22:20

to clean up somebody else's mess. This

1:22:23

one is about this woman. She was

1:22:25

on one of those moving walkways at

1:22:28

the airport in Bangkok. First

1:22:30

of all, Bangkok. And

1:22:32

she was about to step off but

1:22:34

her foot somehow got snagged in the

1:22:36

end of it and it ate her

1:22:38

leg. Oh man. She

1:22:41

lost her left leg above the knee. Oh

1:22:43

God. Yeah and her leg was still

1:22:45

stuck when the paramedics showed up. So

1:22:47

they apparently had to do the amputation

1:22:49

right then and there to save her

1:22:51

life. Oh. I'm still not

1:22:53

sure how that happens. Like I always thought that was

1:22:55

just stuff that the parents would say just to keep

1:22:57

their kids shoes tied and. Right and aware.

1:22:59

And aware. Right. Right.

1:23:04

Yeah. An airport spokesman

1:23:06

issued an apology saying that they're

1:23:08

covering the woman's medical bills and

1:23:10

are quote open for negotiations regarding

1:23:12

other compensation. Well

1:23:14

yeah, do that. Suck. Yeah the airport

1:23:16

says we're sorry. Yeah. Jennifer

1:23:19

whose problem would you rather have? Well

1:23:22

you never know. My leg could get stuck in something

1:23:24

at my parents house. That's true. I think

1:23:26

I will take mine. Yeah. Yeah. Fantastic.

1:23:29

Good daughter. All right Jennifer thank

1:23:31

you for the call. Appreciate you

1:23:33

listening to the Woody show. Bye.

1:23:36

Bye. Bye. So Greg

1:23:38

what was the hoarder thing? Yeah so I'm a creature

1:23:40

of habit. I like to do things at the same

1:23:42

time every day and just to draw the

1:23:44

curtain back every day 5 p.m. is

1:23:47

when I start doing whatever work I need to do for the

1:23:49

next day here at work. Yeah. But.

1:23:52

The other night I've been

1:23:54

watching so much hoarders lately that the

1:23:56

clock hits 5 instead

1:23:58

of. sitting down and

1:24:00

doing the work that I need to do, I thought,

1:24:02

you know what, this has inspired me. I should clean

1:24:04

my closet. I have

1:24:07

five at night. And

1:24:09

so I go into my closet, I get a huge

1:24:12

bag to set aside for what I'm going

1:24:14

to donate. I end up donating a bag

1:24:16

about four feet tall. And then once I

1:24:18

get the clothes out, I have to vacuum

1:24:20

the closet. I have to actually physically clean

1:24:23

it. These are just all old clothes. And

1:24:27

then I thought, maybe I do have

1:24:29

a hoarder's mentality because I came across

1:24:31

t-shirts that were size small,

1:24:34

but I haven't fit

1:24:37

into in 25 years. And I've been holding

1:24:39

onto them thinking, Oh, so good. I'll get

1:24:41

back in there. And I'm like, why am I

1:24:43

holding onto a 25 year old t-shirt? Right. So,

1:24:46

and I was battling some of them like, Oh, I

1:24:48

remember this shirt. We got that at that place and

1:24:50

I can't get rid of that. So I thought maybe

1:24:52

I really do have a hoarder's tendency, but I ended

1:24:55

up getting rid of honest stuff and it took me

1:24:57

three hours. Oh my God.

1:24:59

So I didn't start my work

1:25:01

until 8 PM. Idiot. But

1:25:03

that's how much I was inspired by. Dude, you never know

1:25:05

when inspiration will strike. You just got to go with it.

1:25:07

And it hit me and I thought if I don't do

1:25:09

it now, I'll never do it. And how good do

1:25:12

you feel now that it's done? It looks so nice.

1:25:14

I color coded everything. Stop by my

1:25:16

house next. Looking great. Let's go to

1:25:18

Amberly. Good morning, Amberly. Good

1:25:20

morning. Good morning. Sounds like

1:25:23

somebody's parents couldn't choose between Amber or Kimberly.

1:25:26

Compromise. Amberly. Okay.

1:25:28

No, no, no, no. Amberly. It's one word. I'm

1:25:30

not from the South. It's not a little bit.

1:25:32

It's a lowercase L. Got it. Yeah.

1:25:35

All right. So what is your, what is

1:25:37

your first world problem? Okay.

1:25:40

So it's kind of a two fold one,

1:25:42

but the first thing is that I won

1:25:44

the final Disney gift card, $300

1:25:46

gift card. So thank you, Woody.

1:25:48

Oh, okay. Gotcha. Good.

1:25:52

I was on vacation the day you announced it. So

1:25:54

I logged in on my phone and I told all

1:25:56

my friends that I was on vacation with. This trip

1:25:58

is ours. We got it. I

1:26:01

never heard my name announced before

1:26:03

you called the winner. Yeah, so thumb

1:26:05

me out then So I'm thinking

1:26:07

maybe like this claim or something like I have legal, you

1:26:09

know, I don't know see that's with me up Anyway,

1:26:12

but I didn't get the gift card in time

1:26:14

I already had a Disney trip planned for last

1:26:16

Thursday and I didn't get the card in time

1:26:22

Yeah, see that's the plan another

1:26:24

trip I will amberly

1:26:27

Let's compare your story sounds awful.

1:26:29

Yeah, that's a nightmare to

1:26:31

this tour about this guy in Harlem, New

1:26:33

York He has been battling the Social Security

1:26:36

Administration that he is not dead after

1:26:39

receiving letters of his quote estate

1:26:41

and Freezing all his back

1:26:43

now that and it got

1:26:45

so bad. He's a retired teacher. It got so

1:26:47

bad He had to get the local news involved

1:26:50

Just to convince the Social Security

1:26:52

Administration that he is very much

1:26:54

alive Wow Yeah,

1:26:56

like his benefits were thrown into chaos. Oh my god

1:26:58

Yeah, there was cuz there was like a death note

1:27:01

is sent to the bank and so like just the

1:27:03

funds were frozen Yeah, and we talked

1:27:05

about this all the time like some companies

1:27:07

say oh, it's a really long process to

1:27:09

get everything fixed Is it? Yeah, why is

1:27:11

it so difficult? So right the Social Security

1:27:13

Administration couldn't say how he ended up on

1:27:15

this list But they did

1:27:17

end up restoring his benefits and his bank

1:27:19

account because I'm finally ABC 7

1:27:21

news news in New York got involved Why

1:27:24

does it always take that I know take

1:27:26

people having to like blow you up like

1:27:28

five on your side I'm on the phone

1:27:30

always. It's me. Yeah, it should be one

1:27:32

phone call easy. I'm alive I'm here. I

1:27:34

am here. I am breathing. I didn't do

1:27:36

that Alright, so I

1:27:39

am really whose problem would you rather have? Well,

1:27:42

if I could get out of paying taxes the death

1:27:44

pay be cool, but I guess I'll

1:27:46

keep my trouble Thank

1:27:53

you for the phone call big

1:27:55

plans to not go taxes is

1:27:57

to die yeah Let's

1:28:00

go to Lee. Hey, good morning

1:28:02

Lee. Good

1:28:05

morning. Good morning. All right. What's your first world problem?

1:28:08

So I work security outside so I have to

1:28:10

unlock and lock a lot of outside doors and

1:28:12

I live in Arizona where we have javelinas. Do

1:28:14

you guys know what those are? What are they called? No,

1:28:17

they're like little javelinas. They're little

1:28:19

hairy wild pigs. Oh Okay,

1:28:24

yeah, and so I have this one

1:28:27

little courtyard that's got like seven doors

1:28:29

that I have to check multiple times and for

1:28:31

some reason they're all partying in that little courtyard

1:28:34

and like jousting and And

1:28:36

getting it on and all these things so I have to

1:28:38

edge around the side Yeah, and you

1:28:40

know pray they don't you know try and interact

1:28:42

with me. Uh-huh. That sucks like

1:28:45

smaller board a Small

1:28:48

board. Yeah, they're like by media type of

1:28:50

medium dogs. I don't know how to

1:28:52

say way I've never weighed one, but they're not small. They're not

1:28:54

tiny They're like 20 or 30

1:28:56

pounds because you're an outdoor security guard like

1:28:58

you just out there, you know Yeah,

1:29:01

the old that stuff. Yeah in the wild

1:29:03

boars do they ever get aggressive? They

1:29:06

get really aggressive with each other like they're

1:29:08

squealing and fighting and Humans

1:29:10

right now with you not

1:29:12

not with me yet Sometimes if you

1:29:14

get between them and their babies during the baby

1:29:16

season Then there's some so mostly

1:29:18

they don't want to be around you and let you

1:29:21

have food and they might follow you. Okay, okay

1:29:23

Well, here's a story about this 26

1:29:25

year old woman in San Jose, California

1:29:29

She had a gene mutation That

1:29:31

led to a large piece of her

1:29:33

skull needing to be removed after

1:29:35

her antibiotics stopped working for a sinus

1:29:38

infection Her

1:29:40

name's Natasha. She had to relearn how to

1:29:42

walk and talk after the surgery But

1:29:45

she's getting now back to being you know

1:29:47

a healthy wife mother. She's also a martial

1:29:50

arts teacher Yeah, so

1:29:52

she had a sinus infection that was treated

1:29:54

with antibiotics But the medicine stopped working about

1:29:56

like the fifth round fifth round of antibiotics.

1:29:58

Wow, and she had like You know, migraines

1:30:00

and vomiting and everything else, so they did a brain

1:30:02

scan, and they said it was

1:30:05

this gene mutation, antibiotics would no longer work,

1:30:08

and that the sinus infection had spread to her

1:30:10

brain, and so they had to remove

1:30:12

this large piece of her skull to

1:30:14

drain the abscess. Yeah,

1:30:16

and now she's got this sizable

1:30:18

divot on the left side of her head. Ooh.

1:30:22

Dude, that sucks. But hey, who's problem would

1:30:24

you rather have, Dearly? I

1:30:27

don't know, I'll take the javelina. Yeah! Oh!

1:30:31

Oh! Oh, boy. Hi,

1:30:33

Lee. Thank you for the call. I appreciate you listening to the Woody

1:30:35

Show. Thank you. Bye, Lee!

1:30:37

Bye! Bye! Bye!

1:30:41

How about this one? When the Broadway musical The

1:30:43

Lion King was first in town, I got my

1:30:45

wife, Front Row, amazing tickets. These

1:30:47

were top-notch. On aisle tickets. We

1:30:50

had an amazing time. When the

1:30:52

scene came that had Mufasa die, we

1:30:55

were so close that we couldn't see him laying

1:30:57

on the ground. My wife said, we're too far

1:30:59

forward. I

1:31:01

looked at her and said, yeah, babe, our seats

1:31:03

are so good, we can't see someone lying on

1:31:05

the floor. First world problem. That's

1:31:07

good. Here's this one. It says, I

1:31:09

have an 85-inch TV with a sound

1:31:12

bar, a sub, and surround sound. Sweet.

1:31:15

And there's a delay, so the audio and the

1:31:17

video aren't synced. Oh, my God.

1:31:19

I don't know. That is completely unacceptable. That

1:31:21

legit sucks. That sucks. Wow.

1:31:24

Yeah, because sometimes what I'll do in those

1:31:26

situations, I find

1:31:28

if you restart whatever it is, your Apple TV,

1:31:31

or your DVR, you restart it, those things

1:31:33

will sync up. They somehow

1:31:35

got knocked out of whack. Right. Maybe

1:31:38

we're watching it. Yeah. I know

1:31:40

it's like the same advice that they always give for like

1:31:42

a tech support. Heavy unplugged it? Heavy power cycle.

1:31:45

I did that to Greg the other day with your mouse.

1:31:47

Oh, yeah. Oh, right. Greg, just restart

1:31:50

the computer. Yeah, it worked. It did. I

1:31:53

think I did the first World Cup. That's what it does.

1:31:55

Yeah. We got some more

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Winnie Show coming up for you next. Hang on. With a

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1:33:40

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1:34:07

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NASA to cover the damages after a piece

1:34:11

of trash from the space station hit his

1:34:13

house. That'd be

1:34:16

kind of exciting. A two pound object

1:34:18

crashed through his roof, came to the

1:34:20

ceiling, blew a hole in his wood

1:34:22

floor. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, he wasn't

1:34:24

there, but his son was. There was

1:34:26

a security camera video from the whole

1:34:28

thing, plus the sound. Pretty crazy. Whoa.

1:34:31

US Space Command tracked a piece of

1:34:33

debris from the space station reentering the

1:34:35

Earth's atmosphere over the Gulf of Mexico

1:34:38

five minutes before it hit this guy's house.

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The object they tracked was a

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bunch of depleted batteries that were

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supposed to be sent back years ago in

1:34:48

a controlled descent, but thanks

1:34:50

to a series of delays, they missed their ride

1:34:52

home. So NASA did just hope that they wouldn't

1:34:54

hit anything when they fell. Dude

1:34:56

is still waiting to hear back from NASA, although I got

1:34:58

to kind of figure that NASA's on the

1:35:01

hook for that. I would think. I

1:35:03

hope they know how to do flooring. Yeah. I

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mean it sucks, but it'd be kind of cool

1:35:07

to have those. Oh yeah,

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if you get to keep them, I don't think you get

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to keep them. Oh, I doubt you can't keep them. Oh,

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I would say it's my house. Yeah, dude. My house, my

1:35:16

property. 87744 Woody. Hit

1:35:19

us up with a text over to 22987. What

1:35:27

are you

1:35:29

doing? Welcome

1:35:32

back everybody.

1:35:35

It is Monday

1:35:37

morning. We are the Woody show.

1:35:40

Raven's got a nerd now. He's coming up here in just a

1:35:42

few minutes. The latest is the world of nerds. What's

1:35:45

been happening out there? Also, we'll get

1:35:47

into the birthdays and the porno birthday.

1:35:50

There was some big news. I'm not sure if

1:35:52

you saw it, but you guys, Taylor Swift's music

1:35:54

has returned to TikTok. Oh, thank

1:35:57

God. I didn't realize it left. Yeah. I

1:36:00

hope I didn't mow your lawn there.

1:36:02

Well, a lot of music left TikTok.

1:36:04

Right, yes. Because labels said they weren't

1:36:06

getting paid enough. Okay. And

1:36:09

then it trickles down to the artists who say

1:36:11

they don't get paid enough from the labels for

1:36:13

the streaming. I get one cent from my label.

1:36:15

Yeah. Yeah. So

1:36:17

the artists are making money for what now? Just touring? Yeah.

1:36:20

Merge? I guess just performances, collaborations with

1:36:22

brands and stuff like that. That's where they make most of their

1:36:24

money. Yeah. I mean, couldn't the

1:36:27

artists really screw the labels all together? They

1:36:29

could really just have like a manager and

1:36:31

go out there and just release music and put it

1:36:33

out there basically for free, which they're doing anyway for

1:36:35

the most part. Right. And then

1:36:37

just use that as the promotion for their tour. Well,

1:36:39

a lot of the tech people are, the

1:36:42

boring labels like, hey, if you

1:36:44

take such a stance against these

1:36:47

things like Spotify

1:36:49

or TikTok, they're

1:36:51

just going to make their own labels and distribute the

1:36:54

music for you. They are the

1:36:56

main distributors of the music. They don't

1:36:58

need like legit recording studios anymore. Yeah.

1:37:01

A lot of people can do whatever they want to

1:37:03

do at home, especially the bigger artists. They can build

1:37:05

whatever they want. They don't need the label for that.

1:37:07

They don't need the label for distribution. They're just going

1:37:09

to cut you out. Right. Oh, for

1:37:11

sure. Yeah. And they're just going to

1:37:13

have the artist. Yeah. And they're going

1:37:15

to take all of the streaming, whatever that is, even

1:37:18

if it's a low number. They'll get 10 cents as

1:37:20

opposed to one cent. Yeah. Right. Exactly.

1:37:24

I did see there was a thing about Spotify. They're introducing this new thing.

1:37:26

It's going to be another premium tier. You're going to

1:37:28

have to pay for it, if you get what they

1:37:30

call it. Basically, you're going to be able to do

1:37:32

like remixes, mashups, and everything else within Spotify. You're

1:37:34

not going to be able to publish them though, but you

1:37:36

can do like your own remix or whatever. Just

1:37:38

for your own ear hole. Yeah. Yeah. That's

1:37:42

fun. I mean, that's

1:37:44

what all those little AI apps are doing now. Yeah.

1:37:47

Might as well get in on it. Do it there. There

1:37:49

are a couple of really cool ones that

1:37:51

I like, these AI where it's like you

1:37:53

can take any song, if

1:37:55

you've got like a digital, like a wave or an MP3

1:37:57

of it, and you can load it into...

1:38:00

This Ai program which are all on line. I.

1:38:02

And it'll break it out by individual instruments

1:38:04

in a just a regular. Peace required me to

1:38:06

be bought off like amazon or whatever, right?

1:38:09

A. Little break it out the vocals, drums, guitar

1:38:11

wanted resource you're all in different track, irritable

1:38:13

and just and just it it it's it's

1:38:15

pleased. Play with her their yeah it's totally

1:38:18

clean fact so we're in fact I'll I'll

1:38:20

use that sometimes for you know these things

1:38:22

that we use coming in and out a

1:38:24

commercials we have like god these songs on

1:38:26

the other I heard a welcome Back and

1:38:28

were with songs playing underneath like it's something

1:38:30

I've taken and I did support of the

1:38:32

vocals out about it so I heard it's

1:38:34

so easy of oh wow it you know

1:38:36

I think I've read that as one web

1:38:39

sites like. A patriotic five bucks a

1:38:41

month? Yeah, But. It's slightly in. I

1:38:43

mean I as it's it's pretty cool. As

1:38:45

someone who likes all the production staff them

1:38:47

I wrote down pretty neat. Also.

1:38:49

I met a supporting to the Hollywood Reporter. There's

1:38:51

a new are animated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie

1:38:53

in the works. Nice. The last one was really

1:38:56

good. Going to be are rated. Really

1:38:58

it's called the last Ronin on and

1:39:00

see that's him as pretty dark. It's

1:39:03

like this totalitarian future they say quote

1:39:05

Master Splinter and the Turtles are being

1:39:07

sealed off one by one. By.

1:39:09

The grandson of Shredder. And.

1:39:11

His gang of synthetic ninjas

1:39:13

local only one turtle surmise

1:39:16

was and valves bloody revenge

1:39:18

using the weapons of all

1:39:20

for turtles know what? Hey.

1:39:23

I was arab version of the

1:39:26

public domain. ah. Daughter's Winnie

1:39:28

the Pooh one is. according to the Hollywood Reporter

1:39:30

out of things I think it's like a legit.

1:39:32

It's based off of a a recent com our

1:39:34

town Max out of I yes I haven't watched

1:39:36

that Ninja Turtles by the way since I was

1:39:38

a kid. this

1:39:41

i was thinking this i would want said

1:39:43

sounds i don't you had lots this why

1:39:46

let's be honest it's really darby are out

1:39:48

of streaming let's be honest nazi got watch

1:39:50

it okay i would go the theater for

1:39:52

this there's a c three turtles by an

1:39:55

idea that has a good it's kind of

1:39:57

weird and while i like vengeance movies and

1:39:59

is nice turtle That's true. Which one do

1:40:01

you think is gonna live? I don't know Raphael

1:40:03

obviously. Yeah, I agree Raphael

1:40:10

is the angry guy. Well, he's

1:40:12

the angry guy. Yes as far

1:40:14

as holidays today April 15th. It

1:40:16

is tax day So yeah, it's

1:40:18

also McDonald's Day you guys. Yeah

1:40:22

You do your taxes and then you need

1:40:24

to satisfy yourself with some food If

1:40:27

you can afford McDonald's now because the price

1:40:29

McDonald's a gun crazy high. It

1:40:31

is a national glazed spiral ham

1:40:33

day Mmm, like a

1:40:35

honey like a honeybait. All right, the

1:40:38

outsides good. Today's national laundry day. Ravey

1:40:40

loves doing laundry Oh, yeah, everybody has

1:40:42

to do it. You might as well do it in smaller loads

1:40:44

Let us all do it every hour. First of all

1:40:46

loads. Yes, it's a national that sucks

1:40:48

day. Okay, and This

1:40:52

next holiday take a wild guess To

1:40:54

the 15th. Yep Payday

1:40:58

yep, it is payday. Yeah get drunk

1:41:01

day. That's every day for Greg. Yeah

1:41:03

today is take a wild guess day

1:41:13

It's fine what's happening in the world of nerds What

1:41:17

he show presents First

1:41:24

was comic-con right? That's the OG

1:41:26

con right in San Diego, which

1:41:28

is morphed into something Insane

1:41:31

it is the biggest money generator in San

1:41:33

Diego Now that has led to

1:41:35

just con after con after con just

1:41:37

popping up everywhere much con across the

1:41:39

world Because that's the best will tell

1:41:41

you fans will buy anything Any

1:41:44

piece of crap you got my house is filled with

1:41:46

it. So now getting in on all

1:41:48

of this is Fanatics

1:41:50

they're gonna stage the first

1:41:52

ever sports con and

1:41:55

they're calling it fanatics fest Happening

1:41:57

in the middle of August in New York and

1:41:59

here Huge names are already attached

1:42:01

to this. Tom Brady, both

1:42:04

the Manning brothers, Peyton and Eli, Derek

1:42:06

Cheater, Kevin Durant, Hulk Hogan, what do

1:42:08

you even your true love, Gary

1:42:10

Vanderchuk? Oh, Gary Vee. Is

1:42:12

going to be there. Nice. Lance

1:42:14

Fennsterman, he's the CEO of Fanatics

1:42:16

Events that just became clear that

1:42:19

there was this opportunity perhaps to

1:42:21

put a lot of pieces together

1:42:23

and Fanatics is well positioned to

1:42:25

put down the bedrock and that

1:42:27

we can build something off for

1:42:29

the entire sports culture collecting community, if you will.

1:42:31

All the sports guys love that guy. Yeah.

1:42:36

The CEO, he's hanging out with

1:42:38

them constantly. Because he will work

1:42:40

with them and come up with

1:42:42

a partnership as opposed to try

1:42:45

to squeeze something in a lot

1:42:47

of a sports superstar. The clouds are always super cool.

1:42:49

Apparently, they're very impressive. A buddy of mine just

1:42:52

got a call from them and he went and met

1:42:54

with them with all their big muckity mucks, I think

1:42:56

including this guy. Probably. Yeah,

1:42:59

because it's a really high level corporate position.

1:43:01

And he said the place was really impressive,

1:43:03

just like the company, the culture, the whole

1:43:05

thing. They really got it going on. They

1:43:08

got deals with all the leagues. Deals on deals on

1:43:11

deals. Deals on deals on deals. Yep. Now,

1:43:13

because Hollywood is only interested in remakes

1:43:15

and reboots, we got a few more

1:43:17

coming right at you. Sweet. All right, what

1:43:19

do we got? A reboot of Melrose

1:43:21

Place. Oh, yeah, I

1:43:24

heard about this one. I was not interested.

1:43:26

I was never into Melrose Place. 90210,

1:43:28

head. I watched Melrose

1:43:31