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is now in session. A

1:14

good morning. Everybody amount of oil

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and. It is Tuesday. It is

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a brawl. The Sixteen Twenty Twenty

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Four Hello and welcome We are

1:23

the what he show Morty that's

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Rabia De Gregorio right there. New

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menace is here. Good more in

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regard Sammy Hearted Sea Bass leader

1:32

board and Caroline. They're here in

1:34

the want to show production apartment.

1:36

We got our current employee of

1:38

the month Morgan is here also

1:40

bon are video producer. Our phones

1:43

are open for you to be

1:45

part the show this morning and.

1:47

Eight Seven Seven Forty Four. What? He It's

1:49

Eight Seven Seven Forty Four What He. Is.

1:51

That what the text over the to to Nine

1:53

Eight seven. Well shame on them. They keep bringing

1:56

it back. Maybe we can lead to a bad

1:58

for them on the the first go. around

2:00

7-Eleven's bring your own cup day. Oh

2:02

no. And all the people trying to

2:04

go in and exploit that. But

2:07

every year, CBass tries to get creative and

2:09

come up with something new to try to

2:11

beat the house. What was it, they

2:14

were charging, what, a dollar? Two bucks. A

2:16

dollar 99 or something like that. Yeah, a brand, whatever you

2:18

want. Whatever vessel. Any Slurpee worthy vessel?

2:20

Yeah, but they had some rules as

2:22

far as how big it could be. It had to fit through

2:24

like a, you know, the other things you

2:26

see at the airport, like see if you're checking

2:29

bag or you're carrying a brown bag,

2:31

I'm sorry, fits into the spot. You know, are

2:33

those things for fat people at amusement parks? Right,

2:35

yeah. See if it fits. The seat out front.

2:37

Yeah. Every year though, I see some

2:39

dude rolling in a garbage can into

2:41

the center. Yeah. So you know,

2:43

as we've heard before, was

2:45

going on. Like not everybody knows the rules, is following

2:48

the rules. So you can sometimes bend things. Yeah, so

2:50

CBass said, do we know if Morgan gave it a

2:52

shot? She was supposed to. She did, yeah. Oh,

2:55

she did, okay. Yep. We'll see what Morgan came up with too,

2:57

for bring your own cup day there

3:00

at 7-Eleven. Also brand new redneck news

3:02

and Greg Gory was a secret shopper.

3:05

Yeah, really? I believe it was at Michael's.

3:07

He's not a big fan of Michael's. No,

3:09

I'm really not. But yeah, so we'll explain

3:11

more about the Greg Gory secret shopper thing.

3:14

That's coming up plus some of the trending

3:16

news headlines. Rave has got Nerd now before

3:18

the hours up, latest in the world of

3:20

Nerds plus the birthdays and the porno birthday

3:22

here on the Woody show. You

3:25

can get this thing at Michael's. You got

3:27

it somewhere else, the Hobby Lobby. Hobby Lobby,

3:29

yeah. Hobby Lobby, yes. Hobby Lobby. Show everybody

3:31

what you found. Oh yeah, I found it

3:33

at the register. Yeah. It's for

3:35

wellness. It's a Doritos. I was

3:38

wondering where this came from. It's

3:40

a Doritos branded self-care

3:42

face mask. Oh, I thought

3:45

that was weed. It's a

3:47

charcoal face mask detox

3:49

exfoliating and apparently it

3:51

smells like, so it's a

3:54

face mask beauty product?

3:56

Yeah, you know, you see those all the time. But it

3:58

smells like Doritos apparently. If you don't know like

4:01

forever 21 at the register and stuff like that. Yeah I'm

4:04

gonna open it Pre-warning we're gonna put

4:07

one on see what kind of smell we

4:09

get seems like it would make yeah dirty

4:11

or as it says Detox and exfoliate your

4:13

skin in 15 minutes. I

4:15

have a question. They're all individually wrapped

4:17

What are you doing at Forever 21 and

4:19

and hobby Lobby hobby Lobby is a great

4:21

place to get little knickknacks for your house

4:24

if you're trying to decorate like

4:26

and stuff like What like

4:28

boss vases Greg would you buy anything

4:30

in Hobby Lobby? I have actually never

4:33

walked into one. Yeah What's

4:36

the difference is it it kind of like Michaels hobby

4:38

lobby Yeah,

4:41

everything kind of stuff though like

4:44

it's a much bigger variety there are

4:46

like crafts and hobby things But as

4:48

like he said, there's more decor. There's

4:50

a lot of Yeah, there's actual

4:52

furniture there, right? I don't know.

4:54

It's gonna should be or like

4:56

lamps or whatever. Yeah, you can get

4:58

little like tables or like Filming

5:01

stuff because Michaels is like

5:03

art supplies, right? Everything you

5:05

bring different types of frames

5:07

stamps paint, right? You

5:10

know to start see fake flowers. Yeah, how the

5:12

lobby has a ton of like home good stuff.

5:14

Yeah, did you open it up? Right. What is

5:16

it smells like orange? Yeah, you're gonna put it

5:18

on orange. Yeah, doesn't smell like Doritos.

5:20

No Eek definitely smell I

5:22

mean it is very like me. There's no

5:24

way I'm putting this thing on right now It's kind

5:26

of very wet and heavy. Yeah, I don't think orange.

5:29

Yeah, yeah, it does. It does not smell like I

5:31

mean It's not a bad smell. No, no, it smells

5:33

good Like then it oh, well,

5:35

let's say here That's a Doritos nacho cheese for

5:37

like the branding part, but it says charcoal

5:39

face mask and it says

5:42

orange scented So the only branding part

5:44

is that it basically has

5:46

Doritos looking triangles on there. All

5:48

right, so wet Stupid

5:51

well, how's it supposed to work if it's not? Yeah,

5:53

well, yeah, it needs to hydrate your face first up

5:55

It doesn't work. There's no way this thing works.

5:57

They have them, you know, the ones that

5:59

look like panda faces and stuff. Yeah.

6:02

Oh, yeah. I've never done a face mask.

6:04

Is this supposed to be sopping, soaking wet? Yeah, they're always that

6:06

wet. And when you put them on, they look like... Oh, you

6:08

look great on there. ... when a serial killer... Oh, it is.

6:11

Always masked. Like wearing somebody else's

6:13

skin. Wouldn't you? Yeah, exactly. Right.

6:17

Or mask. Yeah, Lucio mask. Lucio leave.

6:20

Lucio leave. And

6:22

then the excess moisturizer, you just rub it in. Can

6:25

you assist me with my glasses? Oh. Are

6:27

you gonna put on over your glasses? No,

6:29

you take them off him. Oh. He

6:32

can't handle his glasses. He'll be wet. And the mask

6:34

at the same time. Oh, yeah. I

6:36

feel it. He's got, like, a Hannibal Lecter vibe.

6:38

Yeah, he definitely looks like Hannibal Lecter. Yeah. Wearing

6:41

somebody else's face. I tell you, these

6:44

Doritos nacho things, it doesn't help the

6:46

look. No, the coloring,

6:48

it looks like... Yeah, the coloring is weird.

6:50

It almost looks like bacon. This is F'd

6:52

up branding. Yeah, that's stupid. I don't know

6:55

why they would do it. Yeah, nonsensical branding.

6:58

Yeah, make no sense. I'm so moisturized. Like,

7:00

what? Yeah. Do you feel really

7:02

moisturized? I can feel it. My chakras

7:05

are aligning. Your target demo is

7:07

guys who love Doritos and

7:09

people who are at Hobby Lobby. We should just say that in

7:11

this, by the way. That's what we got. I

7:13

mean, my hands feel okay after

7:16

wiping them off with a paper towel. All

7:19

right, well, we tried it. Available at

7:21

Hobby Lobby, the Doritos nacho cheese charcoal

7:23

face mask. It is cheap. It was

7:25

$10 for five. Oh,

7:28

cheap. That's $10 a minute. Let's go to head back.

7:30

So that's hella cheap. If you feel

7:32

guilty about giving yourself a tug, doctors

7:34

want you to stop feeling that way

7:37

because multiple clinical studies have shown that

7:39

giving yourself a hand has a

7:41

multitude of health benefits, including reduced

7:43

stress levels. Sure. And I blow off

7:45

full steam. Helps you sleep brave.

7:49

Okay. And keeping your sexual

7:51

organs in top shape. You got to... Hey.

7:54

Oh yeah, I got to... You

7:57

don't use it. You lose it. Yeah. reduces

8:00

the risk of prostate cancer. Oh

8:02

wow. Yeah, because I guess you're working yourself

8:05

out down there. Like when you're,

8:07

you know, finished flowing. Yeah.

8:10

When you're flowing. Dude, 69

8:14

in the news,

8:16

69% of US

8:18

adults are behind on

8:20

one or more routine cancer screenings.

8:23

Really? Yeah, it's over two- I was

8:26

behind on my mammogram.

8:28

Over two-thirds of adults

8:30

skip the cancer screenings.

8:33

Why would you skip any of it? And especially

8:35

like when it comes to cancers, the early detection,

8:37

that's the key. That's what killed OJ. You

8:40

know? The biggest reason people

8:42

are skipping screens for cancer is they just

8:44

didn't know they needed to be screened. Well,

8:46

if you're going to your doctor for like

8:48

a regular annual checkup- Well, let's start with

8:50

where you're skipping. It's either terrible doctor or

8:53

you're not paying attention. Or you're not even

8:55

going to that. Right. Yeah. That's

8:58

the most likely thing. Oh, I'm not going. Yeah,

9:00

more than a third are behind on screenings because

9:02

they don't have a family history of the disease

9:04

and 33% skip them because

9:06

they're not having any symptoms. Again, that's

9:09

not- No, don't wait for symptoms. You

9:11

don't wait for symptoms. Like you

9:13

don't, you know, even if you don't have a family

9:15

history, like the doctors will tell

9:17

you at certain ages, you go in for

9:19

certain screenings. Now, some people get even

9:22

crazier, they'll do like the full body MRI.

9:24

Right. Which, you know, your insurance won't

9:26

cover. I forget what they

9:28

call it, like rich man something. Anyway, like

9:30

so you have these like wealthy people who

9:32

will go in and do like a head

9:34

to toe MRI, which they say don't do

9:37

that. And the reason they say don't do

9:39

that is because something will show up. And

9:41

the thing is when a doctor sees something

9:43

on something like that, they have to look into it. They're

9:46

obligated. And the majority of the time, there'll be other signs of

9:48

a cancer, if it's a bad, like cancer.

9:51

A lot of this stuff is benign that will show up

9:53

like an MRI, but because it shows up, they have to

9:55

look into it. And so you're spending a bunch of time

9:57

and money and everything else on useless stuff. If

10:00

you get that scam though, you can afford it. My

10:03

question is how's your colonoscopy coming

10:05

along? Yeah. Oh, mine? Yeah,

10:07

I got to schedule that. Okay. See,

10:09

that's how it goes. No, I am. We've been

10:11

hearing about it for a long time. Can we do a live

10:13

on there? Yeah, I am scheduling it. Okay. How

10:16

about this week? Yeah. You

10:18

know what? I will schedule it this week.

10:20

I'm not going to get it done this week, but I'm going

10:23

to schedule it. It'll take a couple months. Thank you. Live

10:25

broadcast. Almost a third of

10:27

Asian respondents say that they're nervous about

10:29

the screening exam. When you got Hispanic

10:31

and Latino respondents, they're just saying they're

10:33

not able to afford the cost. But

10:36

after finding out about the benefits of early detection, 73%

10:38

of people are more likely to

10:42

schedule their next recommended cancer screening.

10:45

So fellas, just get tugging away.

10:48

Yeah. You know what I mean?

10:50

Well, because the prostate cancer, they say any guy

10:52

who lives long enough will have prostate cancer. Okay.

10:55

I know. That's not good. But

10:57

the early detection, it's like one of the most

11:00

treatable forms of cancer

11:02

that you can get. And

11:04

it's all about early detection. Not

11:07

trying to make you paranoid. No, but get

11:10

your test when it's recommended. Right. And

11:13

go for your yearly exam, have them do the

11:15

blood work, do the blood panel. Look,

11:17

I haven't had to go for the prostate check

11:19

yet. I'm not sure what age that is.

11:21

That's 50? Probably. I

11:24

thought it was 50. That's 50? But the

11:26

non-oscopy stuff, they lower the age on that I think to 45. And

11:29

then how frequent are those? Every five

11:31

years? I think it depends on the findings. Yeah.

11:34

Like when I had Lyme last year. Every

11:36

five weeks? They said to come back in

11:38

like five years. It was quite a

11:40

bit of time. Yeah. See, what

11:42

if I end up liking that the way that I end

11:44

up liking Novocaine at the dentist? You become addicted. It will

11:46

be in the... Well, you're not going to be awake for

11:48

it. Havana is not our fans. No, but I'd like... Oh,

11:51

good. What if it's on relaxers? Ooh, yeah.

11:54

Mike, you'll know. Yeah. Yeah,

11:56

exactly. Yeah. Well... Like

11:59

if you're inside... I mean I but the

12:01

prep the prep is clean you out.

12:03

Yeah, I cleaned you out in the

12:05

day of like you're treated like royalty

12:09

They put a warm blanket on you It's

12:11

the most relaxing 45 minute nap of your it

12:13

feels like a 10 hours asleep. Wow You

12:17

were out that long. Oh, how it feels like it

12:19

it feels like it's less than an

12:21

hour, but feel Wow,

12:24

it's like time travel. Oh weird.

12:26

Oh god. Oh, yeah All right.

12:28

Yeah. Yeah great when my mom woke

12:30

up. She said I get

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another phone throw up at 877-44 woody 877-44

13:28

Be part of the show this hour tax

13:31

over to 2 to 987 It

13:33

was just weekend bring your own cup day

13:36

at 7-11 an annual thing

13:38

that see that part takes in he's done a

13:41

number of a number of things try to see what

13:43

he can get away with for free or I'm not

13:45

free but bring your own cup Free

13:48

Slurpee day is a completely different thing. That's on

13:50

July 11 Bring

13:52

your own cup days. You know, they You

13:54

can bring any kind of vessel you want as long as

13:56

it's you know. Pits their their guidelines. You know, I know

13:58

how like. He was people

14:00

must most of the so many holidays as a

14:03

symbol of for some women have So just as

14:05

we have a solid. So

14:07

now you're related to drag and get a co pay

14:09

for know whatever helps you become more human I guess.

14:13

That's going to be kind of this.

14:15

Our regatta. Yeah, brand new Redneck news

14:17

for yes, Saudis. More

14:20

of. Our

14:22

to work. In

14:33

Michigan was a try to stop this

14:35

dude who had are driven away from

14:37

a crash. Course

14:43

the that. So. He let him on

14:45

a chase, hitting other cars, damaging other property

14:47

along the way. Eventually he lost control. The

14:49

car he crashed. The cops.

14:51

Are cause behind So they were there

14:53

to witness and get out a car

14:55

proceed to take off all of his

14:58

clothes. Ah now fully nude Harrys as

15:00

a mentor anything about winner game and

15:02

ah Zubair line with refer to see

15:04

below Boston so after the sacrament we

15:06

you know by how the hall as

15:08

the way about how big is the

15:11

spanish out the other larry level of

15:13

the of. Fully

15:15

nude, he initially comply to the verbal commands

15:17

from the deputies. For dinner, he hit one

15:19

the answers the face is ago. While

15:23

he was taken down for the coffee to

15:25

them to the hospital for a quick check

15:27

out beforehand his ass jail it with multiple

15:29

charges including driving with a suspended license as

15:32

a good time there and seen just the

15:34

town in Michigan a naked man. To

15:37

face the my chase after

15:40

he. Was

15:43

sure as rice worth.

15:54

What someone who doesn't his own. I

15:56

was. young

15:59

person It's fading that

16:01

up in the theater. Yeah, still up. This

16:04

is on? What? Woohoo.

16:08

Just press the right button. Tuesday. Isn't

16:11

that difficult? Yeah. Yeah.

16:15

Still digging out. Yeah. Yeah.

16:18

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

16:21

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

16:24

Yeah. Yeah, man. Digging

16:26

out. Never got dug out though. Yeah. The

16:29

whole thing crashed on tax day guys. Oh, no. Prevented

16:32

thousands of people from filing their

16:35

returns. H&R Block says

16:37

the glitch only affected customers who used

16:39

the downloaded version of their software. People

16:42

who use their website or went

16:44

to an H&R Block office, they were still able to

16:46

file, but thousands of people had issues. So

16:49

they finally resolved the issue was around 3.45 Eastern yesterday. Some

16:52

customers said their card even got

16:54

charged multiple times. Oh, that sucks.

16:56

After they tried over and over

16:58

again to file, H&R Block

17:00

says, ah, don't worry about that. That money should

17:02

be back in everybody's account within five

17:04

business days. Okay. Five days. Dude,

17:07

I don't suck. You can't take the money

17:09

instantly, but you can't instantly give it back.

17:11

No. Hell no. I

17:15

don't use debit card for anything. Other than

17:17

to get cash from the ATM,

17:19

I don't use debit for anything. That could tie

17:21

directly to your account. Right. Mine's

17:24

gone. I know, like, okay, well,

17:26

we can investigate it and we can then put

17:28

the money back. I mean, you'll eventually get it

17:30

back. Yeah, but I don't want anything directly connected to

17:32

the account for situations like this. If it was

17:34

on a credit card, I'd be like, I

17:37

used to only do debit until

17:39

you, Woody. You outweighed me, yeah. Change

17:41

the bag. Yeah, absolutely. I used

17:43

to do debit card at the gas pump. Oh,

17:46

for that reason? Yeah, and then

17:48

at the grocery store, everything. Yeah. I

17:52

rented the grocery store, the gas station closest to

17:54

my house that I go to all the time.

17:57

First Skimmer. They had one of those, yeah,

17:59

where it goes over the... actual one so it

18:01

looked like everything's fine almost undetectable yeah but the

18:03

people who really know what they're looking for they're

18:05

like oh and they kind of they had a

18:07

video like hey just spotted us today at the

18:10

you know they gave the address and everything else

18:12

and the guy like just pulls the thing right

18:14

off right they just let it off yeah and

18:16

it just fits right over like a mask just

18:18

boop right on top of the where

18:21

you put your card in damn I like

18:23

to tap it I wonder how many those are inside

18:25

jobs what's that wonder how many of

18:27

those are inside jobs oh it's got to be

18:30

a bunch of them yeah yeah the bottle actually

18:32

weren't there right I

18:34

mean how much work is that worth

18:36

though like to get all that information

18:39

and then what are you getting you're

18:41

gonna like you're gonna buy some random stuff online then

18:43

get delivered it to your house I don't think they're

18:45

doing I think they just turn around they sell all

18:48

the information they get to somebody else who goes through

18:50

all that probably who's

18:52

willing to sit there and right go

18:54

through it yeah yeah but

18:56

yeah buy something on a stolen identity

18:59

mm-hmm just go to where it's being

19:01

delivered and make an arrest never

19:04

understood that well we don't know what's

19:06

funny more dude yeah that's

19:08

true everybody knows that before we weren't

19:10

arresting people they really didn't investigate right

19:12

sure not at all because they

19:14

always claim to ensure a time time and we're

19:16

not gonna do anything yeah well I see that

19:18

the thing with a debit card I got I

19:21

got into that issue a few few times

19:23

especially back when I wasn't really you know

19:25

I didn't really have much money in that

19:27

account and so like if some money

19:29

was tied up that's fucked

19:31

yeah you know but you were like you had

19:33

the money that wasn't supposed to be taken out

19:36

now you're waiting for the bank to do their

19:38

thing their due diligence and then figure out how

19:40

to get it back to you meanwhile you're scrambling

19:42

yeah exactly right and you know

19:44

so now if it's just the credit card there's

19:47

you're not you're out no money it

19:49

will be figured out plus the credit card company

19:51

themselves have the fraud thing on there so even

19:53

if it was like a HR block in this

19:55

case said that all the charges

19:58

were basically processing holds You

20:00

know, they hadn't you hadn't hit your account yet Yeah,

20:04

basically like when you go to a hotel.

20:06

Yeah, it's just a hold Hold

20:09

over gonna hold a couple grand Yeah,

20:12

just in case you destroy the place. Yeah, and

20:15

then you get it in what three days after that

20:17

usually That was always the word. Well, they just released

20:19

the hold. Okay, you know, but not quite a hard

20:22

whatever. Yeah, who cares? Yeah, you're not making a payment

20:24

on that. That's true. Yeah. Yeah, so that's why and

20:26

then of course take the points But what do you

20:28

do it when you don't have a lot of money

20:30

and you're like, you know Going somewhere for the weekend

20:32

and you're getting a hotel and they put that hold

20:34

on there. Oh, there's just my Ruined

20:38

your plan. Yeah All

20:42

right, eight seven seven forty four what is the phone number

20:44

if you want to call any part of things set

20:46

us up with a text over to two to

20:49

nine eight seven We're gonna

20:51

come back with the bring your own

20:53

cup day results from the 2024 edition

20:55

and Morgan got in on the action

20:58

She loves this kind of stuff Good. Yeah,

21:00

so see bass tried whatever he tried for this

21:03

year and he's always trying something different No, it's

21:05

a consumer report, you know, what more could

21:07

you use this idea next year for yourself for

21:09

some delicious? What couldn't get away with? People

21:23

go into a 7-eleven this past weekend to wheeze

21:25

the juice For

21:27

you, yeah That

21:31

was a Paulie Shore thing. Yeah, he just

21:33

actually just an interview with our friend Brooke

21:35

Reisher. He looks awful. That was really Looking

21:41

rough dude Yeah,

21:43

we've seen him in person But uh,

21:46

the interview is really good just talking

21:48

about you know, the comedy world and

21:50

yeah, you know He like mom was

21:52

very influential and all right I'm not gonna interview

21:54

you know whatever other than to say that man, he's

21:56

not looking very wouldn't bang on it Yeah, what you're

21:58

saying? I like your eye We even had

22:00

the Paulie Shore comedy albums back in the

22:02

day. Oh, okay. Nice. What's

22:05

that? What was his like? What

22:07

was his? He had some songs like Lisa Lisa. What?

22:10

Have you listened to that? The

22:14

only question you do with the mop on

22:16

top. My balance fully tweaked out. Never stop,

22:18

try stop, trying to wheeze the nugs. Toes

22:20

and the coals. The girls with the cones

22:22

are the ones that dig the most. Lisa

22:24

Lisa. Oh yeah, see I knew it would

22:27

come back to me. Well if you listen to the interview,

22:29

you know, if you don't know his mom's like, you know,

22:31

huge in the comedy world, the owner of the famous comedy

22:33

club. And even he

22:35

said that she said to him, I don't

22:37

get it. About

22:39

his own comedy. Yeah. Well

22:41

you gotta run there for a minute with, you

22:44

know, MTV, the movies. It wasn't for her. You

22:46

know, it was for Woody and Howl Dree at

22:48

the time. Oh yeah. Yeah,

22:51

12, 13. He was big star. Yeah, and the

22:53

movies are great. Yeah. They were great,

22:55

but they were, you know, at the time they were, they

22:57

were fun. No, man. You didn't enjoy that at

22:59

the time. I said at the time, yeah. I can't

23:01

look back and I go, wow, that should really be on the AFI list.

23:03

Would you want to watch it? In the AFI list? In

23:06

the AFI list? Yeah. In the AFI list.

23:08

Yeah. Five

23:11

mil? Yeah, right, Bob. Thank you.

23:13

Alright, so this past weekend it was bring your own

23:15

cup day at 7-11. CBass has

23:17

been going for years, trying to see what he

23:19

can get away with, with their regulations, which they've

23:21

changed over the years, because at one point you

23:24

were going in there with the first couple years

23:26

later is when I actually started with the show,

23:28

and it was a little loosey or goosey or

23:30

people would come in with these just giant canoes

23:32

and I, you know, garbage bags

23:35

and all kinds of things. But now a lot

23:37

of places even have a little cardboard standee with

23:39

a 10-inch hole in it and it says, whatever

23:41

cup you have, I have to glory this hole.

23:44

And it can't be a certain length, right? They

23:46

don't really, I mean, they say fit through, upright through this

23:48

hole, essentially. Oh, that's right. You had a long eight-inch

23:51

gutter with the holes plugged that

23:53

might work. But it's, you know,

23:55

watertight, clean, but even their advertisement

23:57

said, this is a cup. It

24:00

was a picture of a cowboy hat. So

24:02

they encourage creativity, fun, quality, and so forth.

24:04

Yeah, so Seabass has been doing this for

24:06

years. And this is your first time, right,

24:09

Morgan? Yeah, it was. Well, I was supposed to last

24:11

year, and I forgot. And you forgot. I forgot.

24:13

I said, I got somebody who was on the

24:15

page. She would have not been employee of the

24:17

month. Right, no, no, no. Getting an assignment. So

24:19

it's been on my calendar for a year now.

24:22

So this year, what I did is I piggybacked on

24:24

the Woody Show Diaper Day, which we did a couple

24:26

months ago. I got some adult

24:28

diaper, which is designed to what? Hold liquid?

24:30

Yeah, that's right. And it necessarily fits less

24:33

than 10 inches around. So

24:35

the idea was I played dumb, though. I walked in, and I

24:37

asked about the cup day. And then I thought,

24:39

oh, you know what? I don't have a cup.

24:41

But I got a diaper on.

24:44

Yeah, thank god. Nice. Let's see how. You were

24:46

wearing it, right? Oh, yeah. Well,

24:48

it was lightly stuffed in my pants, so

24:50

that I could pull that out. Right. What

24:53

do they love that? Let's find out. OK. There's

24:56

a bring your own cup there. You

24:59

just bring your cup, and you fill it up, and then

25:02

I charge you for $1.99. Oh,

25:04

OK. I got it. What

25:06

happens to the cup you bring in? Oh.

25:08

Bring your own cup? Forget a cup. You

25:11

can get lost for $0.99. I do

25:13

have something that does hold liquid. My

25:17

adult diaper that I wear. I

25:20

could put slurpees in here. Yeah. If

25:23

you make me or you're a monkey. What?

25:27

No, he's fancy. Are you a pig than me? Are you

25:29

a monkey? Yeah. That was out of

25:31

left field. Like, oh, OK, monkey. All right. By the

25:34

way, that's not the reaction I was expecting. Me neither.

25:36

I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

25:38

no. Well, the woman laughed, and the guy's like, monkey?

25:41

What are you, monkey? Wow. Well, you know.

25:44

Rude. Maybe he's just not used

25:46

to us in the adult diaper world. Sure.

25:48

Sure. Maybe I can talk him into it

25:50

here. A little negotiation. Sure. But

25:54

I promise you, you can see it's not had any stains on it. No. Why

25:57

not? I

25:59

saw on the line. as long as it's watertight. And

26:01

this is definitely a diaper. That's

26:04

not a car. Right, can you look at the rules? I don't

26:06

know the rules. Sure. You have to leave. Oh.

26:09

Oh, thank you. That's one for Swirpy. You can have

26:11

it. I'll show you a sample. I'll put a

26:13

little bit in. Just so you can see. Yes. Yes,

26:16

sir. Yes. Me. I'll

26:18

give you the $2 right now. No, we don't need your $2. But

26:20

that's real. No. Take the picture for

26:22

that. Wow. Wow. He's

26:25

like, I'm going to take a photograph of you having

26:27

an evidence that the corporate gets you banned from getting

26:29

banned. They have identified a freak. Well,

26:32

he went from being like a silly goose. You're very. Let's

26:35

see, what's that? What's that? And

26:37

like, no, I'm sure you have to hold it. Yeah, because

26:39

otherwise the sevelines are, look, and I love 7-Eleven. I have

26:41

a ton of points. They're

26:44

not so clean. You're quite loyal. And I'm not. I

26:46

mean, did they try to physically block you? Both of

26:48

them stepped in front of me. Yeah. But I'm not

26:50

like saying I'm going to rub my diaper on the

26:53

nozzle. Right, right, right, right. But you can do it

26:55

with any other cup. It's going to be underneath. I'm

26:57

going to fly you. They don't trust you. Yeah, they

26:59

don't understand. They just stand there and watch if they

27:01

want to. Yeah. He's

27:03

like, hey, quick, to the woman. Take a photo

27:05

of this guy. I'm like, I'm half half half-assed

27:07

for a photo. There's

27:10

no proof in here, I promise. You can see, it's clean.

27:12

We don't need a proof. My name's Mike Kaplan. 7-Eleven,

27:16

I won't let you do it. Okay, got

27:18

it. Okay, all right. He's going to replay that last little bit. I

27:20

don't care if your name's Mike Kaplan or what on earth. Go

27:23

see your for f***ing 7-Eleven, I won't let you

27:25

do it. Oh, okay. Why the CEO of

27:27

7-Eleven? Yeah, I don't care. Wow, you're the CEO when I

27:29

get a job. It's lockin' the CEO. Wow. Weird.

27:33

Okay, so now Mike Kaplan's crazy. Well,

27:35

he gets a little nuts on the weekend. He's Mike guy,

27:38

you know? Diaper crazy. He has access to a lot

27:40

of diapers. Yeah, our cat is number

27:42

one. He's a senior citizen elderly person. Get

27:44

it. Also, because he preys on young fairly

27:47

legal gay men. Butt

27:49

legal, bundled with people. No one's claiming

27:51

to be a legal guy. No, no,

27:53

barely legal. Alright,

27:55

so at this point, I'm still trying to like,

27:58

you guys, you're not getting it. This is a diaper. whole

28:00

leg when they're like we're gonna call it cops

28:02

oh well if you want to close

28:04

the club better I'm gonna call the police out for you

28:06

but that's not an emergency that's what emergency for kids what's

28:09

for kids you

28:11

take from your friend and you want to use that dirty

28:13

man with that it's not dirty please me

28:16

all right no no

28:19

look I told you it's clean nasty

28:21

get the fuck out of here oh

28:24

yeah guys what's happening to you yeah they were

28:27

all nice and he really does not like my

28:29

camp on epic nasty yeah what you heard

28:31

of 100 real quick thinking about the children

28:33

well okay that's the woman especially is going

28:35

on his kids and I didn't quite get

28:37

what she's saying so I kind of

28:39

got her to explain what think it's a

28:41

children what does that mean stupid ass

28:44

I'm sorry yes you're

28:46

stupid I just have a medical condition I'm not getting

28:48

on my phone getting on me it's not here all

28:50

right well thanks well that's the point is if you

28:52

could be creative and use different things not being creative

28:54

because like on the website that it took out of

28:56

your pants you're gonna touch our stuff and that's what

28:59

I won't put it on the output below I'll put it below

29:01

you have to go all right that's

29:03

not police worthy you guys know that's

29:05

nasty you're gonna have the

29:09

kids touch that after you got out of your but

29:11

I'm not gonna put it on my put it below

29:13

I'm not gonna touch it with it he's stupid all

29:15

right well thank you for talking

29:17

to me I get stupid well that's not nice

29:19

my mom dude

29:28

the beginning of that clip on how nice

29:30

they were I went downhill very quickly

29:34

100 when you do this kind of thing I might you know

29:36

normally I do four or five of these to find somebody interesting

29:38

yeah every once in a while that was the first and only

29:40

one I did this year that's all every once in a while

29:42

I just like oh thank you and I work just done I

29:45

like how they're under the

29:48

impression that everybody who does touch the nozzle their

29:50

hands are pristine right oh yeah you know something

29:52

that people do is they they put up these

29:55

like victim groups to like say children

29:58

at no point like my various thing no point is

30:00

a diaper touching denazal and also the diapers

30:02

not even for children it's an adult diaper exactly

30:04

but she's right there in the world again people

30:06

think they can like throw these categories of stuff

30:08

especially men and kids like this

30:11

isn't gonna do it what about the

30:13

puppies I tell you what this Mike

30:15

Kaplan guy Mike Kaplan calm for more

30:17

of his hilariousness and everything Mike really

30:19

right nice nice work see that for

30:21

somebody surprising completely new

30:29

to the game yeah bring your own

30:31

cup day at 7-eleven Morgan tried

30:33

this out I had a very different

30:35

experience first of all I just kind of

30:38

walked my way in I didn't ask for

30:40

permission there was no little hole to check

30:42

if my cup was you know the right size

30:44

or anything what did you bring I brought my

30:46

purse okay

30:50

I don't know ladies some of you have been in an

30:52

uber a little too drunk you don't want to throw up

30:54

in the uber so we've thrown up in our purses

30:56

a few times I am not gonna throw up in

30:58

someone's car I'd rather keep it

31:04

in my purse clean it out later I

31:06

mean they like pull over outside of windows of

31:08

cars many times

31:11

yeah but your purse with you oh man

31:13

it's witty at first yeah so I've had

31:15

to clean out a few purses you know

31:17

in my day and I thought you know

31:19

this might be a good idea fill it

31:21

up I had a big purse too um

31:24

but yeah I did not think this through

31:26

enough okay so here it is this is

31:28

Morgan going into the 7-eleven bring your

31:30

own cup date with her purse okay I

31:34

know that thing up yeah

31:39

did you line

31:45

it with plastic no and that's where I really made

31:56

I don't feel good about this bit at all because I made

31:58

a huge mess You know that first

32:00

thought you had? Yeah. Didn't you hurt her? No.

32:03

You had that first thought you had. Six-year-old girl.

32:05

Oh my god. That thing you thought I would

32:07

not even ever own your purse. Wow. That's amazing.

32:09

That's amazing. That thought that you had in less

32:11

than a second. Yeah. Wow,

32:13

Morgan. So yeah, I didn't line it with

32:15

a trash bag, anything. And then I'm filling it up

32:18

all the way to the top. Yeah. And

32:20

there's no napkins anywhere, which I'm like,

32:22

OK. I'll just hope I make it

32:25

through. Oh my god. And of course, as I walk up, there's

32:27

a line. Oh no. Oh

32:29

no. I just, yeah, so embarrassing. I

32:31

was like, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Oh. Oh. I'm

32:34

not good. For a good 30 seconds, I was still

32:36

in that. I'm not taking advantage of the people that

32:38

run the 7-11. 7-11, it's like, oh,

32:40

this is great. People go on social. And

32:42

they post about it. You know, we're talking

32:44

about it. Yeah. But there's people in the

32:46

office. Yeah. And you can't tell by the

32:48

clips on this segment. They are

32:50

certainly not a sponsor. God forbid. And

32:52

nor have they, I think, ever would be.

32:54

But yeah. So I

32:56

mean, she's just, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. More therapy

32:59

into her pose. Sorry.

33:10

I'm complaining. You're not good. This

33:12

one's into my purse. Oh, it's into

33:14

my ooh, my dear. I was in an Uber last night,

33:16

really, talking to her about my purse. And I was like,

33:19

oh, my god. I'll just bring it tomorrow for a therapy

33:21

day and fill it up. Oh, my goodness. Thank

33:24

you. OK. Yeah. OK.

33:26

Thank you. Oh. Happy Slurpee Day.

33:30

So were you trying to

33:33

insinuate to her that you still had puke

33:35

in your purse? Yeah, that's what I'm getting.

33:37

Yeah. Yeah, it's poppin'. Yeah, puke and slurpee.

33:40

Puke and slurpee. Yes, but at this point,

33:42

I'm dripping everywhere. So that's why I'm kind of

33:44

talking fast. And I just hand her the $2.

33:46

I'm like, I got to leave. Yeah. You know,

33:48

and then she. Which is what she wanted anyway. So

33:51

bad. Look at my pants, guys, when I left that

33:53

store. Were they also drippy? She

33:55

was very plucky. At least you went with

33:57

the blue, because like. If you had gone

33:59

with like. Oh dang, it was in

34:01

every ear cup. And

34:04

then I had to walk out the door, I took

34:06

a picture of the Slurpee in my purse and I

34:08

had to throw the purse in the trash. Craig's foodway.

34:10

Yeah, because it's not believable. Total foodway. And

34:12

purse space. And purse space. So much

34:14

purse space. But I mean, we've been seeing Seabass waste Slurpee

34:16

for years. Remember when he wore the waiters and he just

34:18

went right outside? Yeah, it was a whole

34:21

lot of work. He was going to give

34:23

Frostbite. I couldn't move my legs. Yeah,

34:26

so as a newbie, I did not think

34:28

this one through enough. I got

34:30

to sew my own purse. So question, the lady's

34:32

too puke in your purse. Like, is the purse

34:34

ruined? Most of the time, yes.

34:36

I would think so. Yeah, it depends on how much you care

34:38

about that purse. Everything inside of it

34:41

is disgusting. Why? So then

34:43

why wouldn't you just like out the window like

34:45

Menace does? I haven't personally

34:47

done this. I've been with friends who have

34:49

done it and they don't even communicate. I

34:51

mean, when someone's about to vomit like that

34:53

in an Uber situation, they will just grab

34:55

anybody's purse. It might not even be theirs

34:57

and vomit in it. Well, it goes back to

34:59

when I puke into the sink instead of the toilet. It's

35:02

just bad. Yeah, you don't have

35:04

that much time to roll down the window. If

35:06

you're going to puke in your purses right there,

35:08

I can see why. Yeah. Well,

35:10

my thought usually is I don't want to get charged

35:12

an Uber fee for throwing up on a car in

35:14

a car, whatever. I guess if I was a lady,

35:16

I would just not have any nice purses. I just

35:19

get like cheap, disposable or if you're going

35:21

to go out and rage, put a barm back

35:23

in your

35:25

purse. Are there $20 purses? Yeah,

35:27

I don't know. It seems like chicks

35:29

are just obsessed with like... There's more $20 purses than $10,000. Not

35:33

$10,000 purses. I'm saying like, I don't... Yeah,

35:36

how like Oprah doesn't know how much... I have no

35:38

idea. You could show me. I

35:40

have no idea. Like, what do they

35:42

start at? Like, how much can he... How much can he have? He

35:44

could have any J.C. Penney... Yeah.

35:47

You know, you could get a camper. T.J. Maxx, Ross. But I think

35:49

that's a good idea. How hard is it to have a barf bag among

35:51

the group? Yeah, in the purse. I mean, great idea

35:53

for... Just in case. Also, you carry a just in

35:56

case... You can't. You

35:58

got all the other clap. Ladies,

36:00

if you want to pre-blend, you get

36:02

the barf bag and then also just

36:04

get those disposable flat shoes to wear.

36:07

Because

36:09

you always wear high heel shoes

36:11

and then by the end of the night you're barefoot in the

36:13

streets. No. It's gross. You've

36:15

got to commit. You've got to always barefoot in

36:17

the streets. It's gross. Wait, so the

36:20

disposable shoes are more disgusting than you being

36:22

barefoot in the middle of the street?

36:24

Yes, because if I'm going to put heels on for

36:26

the night, they're on for the night. No, but let's

36:28

do it. I'm sorry. There's so many ladies at the

36:31

end of the night that are not wearing

36:33

them. They're carrying them. I've seen them.

36:36

Yeah. I've seen numerous waterproof purses on Amazon

36:38

for 20 bucks. Ooh. How about

36:40

brown? Because the bulbs will flap. Sure,

36:42

but there's still things inside and the waterproof ones are

36:45

not one that you're taking out. That's probably like a

36:47

beach bag type of... Are the waterproof on the outside

36:49

or are they waterproof on the inside as well? Well,

36:52

either one, right? Yeah, I would

36:54

think so. It works one way. Yeah. Not

36:57

necessarily because it can be protected on the outside. Right. So

37:00

the inside's like a... Regular fabric. Like a fabric liner.

37:02

Right, but it's not going to get out. The point

37:04

is it doesn't leak. Yeah. Oh,

37:06

yeah. Now, I was thinking about a leak. Yeah,

37:09

I'm not thinking of a leak. It stinks like vomit. I

37:11

think we should start a new business. Yeah, a few bags.

37:14

Yeah, a few bags. Yeah, a few bags. Yeah,

37:16

a few bags. Yeah, a few bags. Yeah. Going

37:19

up, puke bag. Googy, puke bag. Well, nice work,

37:21

guys. Mm-hmm. Bring your own cupcakes.

37:24

Very different experience, though. Thank God. That

37:26

one guy, he's going to have

37:28

a stroke. Oh, how about this? So he's like, he

37:31

called the corporate number. So I called him back pretending

37:33

to be the CEO of 7-Eleven. He

37:36

didn't like that. Oh, no. So

37:39

you called my district manager. Oh, no. He called the

37:41

police after you. Sir, will I call the police

37:43

after you? Sir, that's not an emergency. That's

37:46

what emergency's for. That's what we're kids. What's for

37:48

kids? You f****** take from your friend and you

37:50

want to use that dirty man word. It's not

37:52

dirty. It's not dirty. Please leave. All

37:55

right. I'm not. No, but look, I

37:57

told you it's clean. Oh,

38:00

here goes. Don't you

38:02

think? Hang on. Can you give me a

38:04

key to find for something thrown on the ground? This

38:06

is a... What do you saw? I'll

38:09

take your key. What's

38:13

going on? You.

38:17

Hannah Gutierrez Reed, who was the armorer on

38:19

the set of that movie, Rust, with Alec

38:21

Baldwin. Right. He said he was 18 months

38:24

in prison yesterday. Really? For

38:26

the death of these cinematographers. So that's the

38:28

maximum she could have received. The judge said

38:30

that Hannah showed no remorse. Also,

38:33

by the way, did not help her case at all.

38:35

She allegedly called the jurors who convicted her idiots and

38:37

a-holes. Oh, that's smart. And she also said the judge

38:39

was paid off. Oh, wow. That's the

38:41

smart thing to do. Yeah. People who hold

38:43

your life in their hands. Yeah. Sometimes she was

38:45

really toned down and they dolled her up and everything. And they had... And

38:48

she looked the part. Yeah. And

38:50

they had like these phone

38:52

calls from when she was in jail. And they

38:55

said like just no remorse whatsoever.

38:57

Really? Yeah. So that didn't

38:59

play well for her. So you're saying she was

39:01

still trash. Right. Smart tactic. Caitlin

39:04

Clark was in fact chosen first

39:06

by the Indiana Fever and the

39:08

WNBA draft. USA Today I

39:10

think put it best. She said the WNBA better

39:12

not blow this. Uh-huh. They need to capitalize on

39:14

the interest that she has generated. The momentum. Well,

39:16

her jerseys are already sold out. I have a

39:18

feeling, yeah. I have a feeling they're going to

39:20

lean into this. You can't get one. Yeah, but

39:22

you got to. Fanatics? You got to put more up

39:24

there. But yeah, I saw

39:26

like so her rookie deal, it's a four-year deal.

39:30

And so in 2024, she'll make $76,000. That's

39:35

why people were debating whether or not she was going

39:37

to go back to Iowa because she was

39:39

eligible for a fifth COVID

39:41

year. And some people thought she was going

39:43

to go back. Because of the mail stuff. Because of

39:45

her NIL deals. Yeah. And

39:48

Ice Cube offered her $5 million. I

39:50

don't think she's ever even talked about

39:52

that actually. They asked her

39:54

about it, but it was during the tournament when she

39:56

didn't want to say it. Yeah,

39:59

I saw that. the basketball league the big

40:01

three big three yeah take the five million I

40:03

don't think she's gonna be doing it although I'd

40:05

like dude she's gonna be making plenty of money

40:07

just the endorsements alone that she'll make like

40:11

I was watching the WNBA draft as

40:13

I'm sure you all were yeah so

40:15

she's picked yeah first and then who

40:17

second and then Cameron Brink

40:19

for out of Stanford to this parks and

40:22

then so she was holding her

40:24

fever hat and she walked backstage and she

40:26

put it on Jake from State Farm oh

40:29

cuz I'm like who is that guy oh

40:31

that's Jake from State Farm and then ESPN

40:33

went to commercial and it was a State

40:35

Farm commercial featuring her oh alright

40:38

yeah yeah that's

40:41

gonna be a big money deal plus all the other things that

40:43

she'll do or WNBA contract sucks

40:45

but she's she's gonna have monies

40:48

on monies on monies now Ravi I'll I'll be

40:50

honest I did not watch the draft itself but

40:52

I did see clips from you know when they

40:54

called her name and all the stuff on social

40:56

media and when the clip first started cuz I

40:58

wasn't looking at the at the caption or anything

41:00

I'm like who is this she

41:02

looks completely different I know like people when they're

41:04

all dialed up but like she looks

41:06

better when she's just on the

41:08

court yeah it's weird when you take like

41:11

someone like that and then you do doll

41:13

them up and it's like whoa jeez you

41:15

look better like she looks a little awkward

41:17

yeah that's how you're used to seeing her yeah

41:19

yeah I think Greg says she looked like a

41:21

bird but that was great but I don't think

41:23

she had a particularly flattering outfit on either

41:25

yeah I thought it was weird so

41:29

like such a departure cuz I think I've only

41:31

seen her like when she's playing yeah

41:33

but I wouldn't have been I wouldn't have picked

41:35

her out of a lineup I'm terrible that stuff

41:38

though admittedly mm-hmm I'll see

41:40

somebody out who the hell's that yeah

41:42

oh that's so-and-so oh yeah really

41:44

and like a big birth are

41:53

in the soul now well

41:57

today is the day that OJ

41:59

Simpson be cremated. His family

42:03

did turn down the request to have his

42:05

brain study for CTE research. Is

42:08

that why you're in such a bad mood, sir? I know, right? No.

42:13

That's why I'm celebrating. You

42:15

have to make it to the ceremony? Why, it

42:17

pops in champagne already. Meanwhile, what would

42:19

you pay for a 93 Ford Bronco? Oh,

42:23

the OG Bronco? The Bronco,

42:25

because the owners of that white Bronco,

42:27

OJ's white Bronco, they're looking to sell

42:30

and they won at least $1.5 million worth. They're

42:33

worth it. And they've had offers

42:35

in the past up to $750,000, but... What

42:39

did they pay for it? I don't know. That's

42:41

a good question. They had said... Let's find out. They

42:43

had said in a previous interview that they were waiting

42:45

because they were asked about selling it. Right. So

42:49

before OJ's death and everything, they

42:51

had said previously that they were going to wait

42:54

till the 30th anniversary. Oh,

42:56

of the chase. Which here we are. Okay. And

42:59

then OJ dies on top of that. So

43:02

now it's like interest is super peak. So

43:05

they could... I don't know if they're going to get $1.5 million, but they'll probably get

43:07

a million. I would

43:09

think. For the Bronco. Yeah, I think so. That

43:11

would be something. We talk about like stuff that

43:13

you can buy, which you wouldn't really have to

43:16

explain to people. Yeah, that's true. He's

43:18

going to go... What's his brand? He'd go,

43:20

OJ's. What? What? You

43:23

want to say... Hey, so do you remember... You

43:26

don't have to set the whole thing up a lot. I know

43:28

exactly what it was due. Yeah, I don't think they paid a

43:30

lot of money for it. I saw an interview with the people

43:32

that got it. Yeah. And they were

43:34

just like keeping it in a random garage.

43:36

Yeah. And then they let the interviewer take

43:38

it out on a... It has been in

43:40

a crime museum, apparently. I think

43:42

they tried selling it on Pawn Stars. Yes. And

43:45

they couldn't come up with a deal. Hmm. Turn

43:47

down a 500 grand offer. Okay. On

43:50

Pawn Stars. Apparently bought it for like $200. Oh.

43:54

Okay. And Al Callings. I mean, either way,

43:56

they're going to get it. Oh, yeah. They're going

43:58

to rake it in. Yeah, for sure. It's a good

44:00

return. I watched a very satisfying video yesterday

44:02

Greg on Instagram These

44:04

car detailing guys. Oh, yeah Yeah,

44:07

they got called by you know, some person that

44:10

had like this old Corvette

44:12

with 1500 original

44:15

miles on it. Oh my damn and

44:17

had been in this garage for 40

44:19

plus years Just

44:21

covering have dirt and everything else

44:24

but the inside was pristine Nice

44:27

had some mouse turds in there Yeah, but like

44:29

just what they were able to do to get

44:31

the car showroom Yeah, then there so they were

44:33

getting all cleaned up. They're gonna send it off

44:35

to a mechanic Yeah to do

44:37

all that part of it. Yeah, but like the way it

44:39

looked it looks but it was so

44:41

satisfying, right? I really love all that like

44:44

detailing stuff. It's so fun. I

44:46

like it when they look at that They use

44:48

like a Thera gun on the carpet. Yeah, everything

44:50

bounces up and down and then they vacuum. Yeah.

44:52

Yeah, so cool Yeah, that's cool. That's really sad.

44:54

It's smart. I've never thought of doing that And

44:56

then they use goop like slime or whatever

44:59

to get in the crevices But

45:02

they also have those brushes with like the the

45:04

almost like like old-timey barber There's doing like the

45:06

hot lather shave you have like the brush of

45:08

foam They're just doing that on

45:10

the on the leather on the dash and the steering wheel

45:13

getting into all the odd Hmm.

45:15

Well, it's a warning right? So

45:18

awesome. So great. I love it Speaking of

45:20

car stuff Tesla has announced that

45:22

they are laying off more than 10% of

45:24

their global workforce Which is about 14,000 employees

45:28

the employees were told by Elon through an internal

45:30

email They said they

45:32

need to cut costs and reduce roll

45:34

duplication because of the quote cooling demand

45:36

for electric vehicles Also, they're like we

45:38

got robots now. So we're so yeah

45:42

Taking a dump. Yeah, so they're laying off

45:46

14,000 people. Yeah Phones

45:48

are open 877 44 woody. You

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can hit us over the text over to to 9 8 7 So

45:55

we had a secret shopper Greg gory

45:58

Wow. No you went to What

46:00

how many places just one I went to my

46:02

tool and I have two Michaels in my neighborhood

46:04

I went to the less desirable

46:06

one Hood was

46:08

yeah, Greg is all of them And I'm

46:11

not good at being a secret shopper because within

46:13

I would say five minutes They

46:16

were kind of following me around because I was

46:18

taking pictures with everything And I

46:20

think I'm not very good at being secretive Well,

46:22

the reason he shows Michaels is cuz Greg has

46:24

had I frequented there in the past to get

46:27

paints and And and Michaels

46:29

serves a purpose we can get into this

46:31

later. They definitely serve a purpose It's not

46:33

one of those things that is just tacky

46:35

crap There there's

46:37

a reason to go there. Okay, there's

46:39

a reason to go there Yeah, but

46:42

the filler the non Essential

46:44

like oh I need this for painting. I

46:46

need that for whether you're into it or

46:48

not crocheting or knitting, right? But you don't

46:50

need a 4th of July

46:53

wreath with 800 phrases on it Phony

46:56

flowers Yeah,

46:58

Greg loves reason I'm a reef

47:00

face shaming basic bitches essentially Yeah,

47:03

and I can't wait to share

47:05

one thing that I was shocked

47:07

to witness. Okay, so Here

47:09

I for the straight woman. Yeah There's

47:12

an idea that came up in one of

47:14

our meetings I said, you know cuz Greg

47:16

talked about this Michaels thing before like buys

47:18

this crap, right? Oh, yeah So

47:21

to send Greg in and find

47:23

some really prime examples of who buys this

47:25

crap Yeah So Greg gory secret shopper and

47:28

it's the most time I've ever spent inside

47:30

of Michaels and I got to see people

47:32

Browsing this stuff picking it up looking at

47:34

prices and considering Yeah,

47:40

well we're gonna learn who are these people what

47:42

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I'm Greg Gory. I love respect

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Let's spend the weekend in Santa

49:39

Barbara. I have a wide selection

49:42

of Cabernets to choose from. Yeah

49:45

the Woody show. Yeah so we said

49:47

uh that guy yeah

49:49

Greg Gory. Yeah. Out to uh

49:52

in this particular case Michael. Michael

49:54

the arts and crafts store. Not

49:56

uh not Greg's favorite place. It's not

49:58

I've been there many. Many times to

50:01

get paint brushes and random stuff

50:04

like that. Oh yeah, you're a painter now. Yeah,

50:06

I forgot. Yeah, I made one

50:08

entire painting. So is that going to

50:10

be your go-to place for the paints?

50:12

Probably. Because I would think there are

50:14

probably even better stores for what you're doing. I'm

50:17

sure there are. I'm not sure there are. Like if

50:19

my daughter wants to paint something, I take her to

50:21

Michael's. Yeah. And I'm

50:23

sure there's many choices. There's one not far from

50:25

where I live, so I'll just run in, grab

50:27

what I need, and go out. I

50:30

actually spent some time at a Michael's. Look

50:32

at the people. Browsing. Look

50:34

to some browsing. And like I said,

50:36

they have paints, craft stuff, yarn, stickers.

50:39

Because your bone to pick with them is all this other

50:42

crap. It's all the other crap. They serve a purpose. And

50:44

I assume if you're a teacher, you're doing a project, it's

50:46

a great place to go. Or if you're

50:48

mean, you want to paint, it's a great place to go. But

50:51

other than the useful, let's call it

50:53

arts and hobby and craft stuff, Michael's

50:56

I realize falls into basically

50:58

three categories. Utterly

51:00

cheap looking but not inexpensive indoor

51:02

decor. Utterly over

51:04

the top and tacky outdoor decor. And

51:08

stuff with words. Yeah.

51:10

I called it a sign game. I called it this weekend.

51:12

I was at the Airbnb. My God. They

51:15

had a little nook. They had a barnook. And

51:17

they had a made out of, I guess, wood.

51:19

It just said, martinis. Yeah. That's where you make

51:21

martinis. Right. What

51:24

is it about straight women that said, you know what? I

51:26

need a sign. A sign. A sign. A

51:29

sign of a thing I drink. And I think

51:31

that's like art or interesting or decor somehow. It

51:34

is a phenomenon that I can't wrap my brain

51:36

around. So when I walked into this particular Michaels

51:38

that I went to, I have two and this

51:40

was the more ghetto one. The

51:43

first stop I wanted to make was, and I was

51:45

going to call it the fake plant section. That

51:48

would be incorrect. I would call it the

51:50

fake flower section. Oh, okay. Those are so

51:52

bad. And there's, oh, tacky.

51:54

And I thought, okay, nobody buys

51:56

this stuff. It's just filler. What

51:59

did I see? I know second I get there somebody

52:01

browsing in the fake flowers. Yeah, not the fake

52:03

flowers and What do you have your own packet

52:05

there? What is she wearing? I guess what she

52:07

considers fancy when women cut out the shoulder of

52:10

a top Oh and she has

52:12

it emblazoned with some sort of diamondy looking

52:14

crap Yeah, lovely top and then leggings with

52:16

some sort of fluorescent blue

52:19

She looks like she could be a dance instructor

52:21

flowy dance moms or something like bad Highlight

52:24

ease sort of blonde streaks right so this is

52:26

a look like a mom who is probably part

52:28

of like Her daughter's you know

52:30

dance. Yeah, mom's exactly these aren't even I wouldn't

52:33

even call these flowers They look feathers. Yeah, kind

52:35

of like a feather and I was thinking I'm

52:37

gonna pick out the ugliest one I can find

52:39

and I thought oh crap somebody's already looking at

52:41

it And I thought she's not

52:44

gonna buy him she bought a handful of

52:46

bunches And if you flip

52:48

the page you'll see that was my

52:50

example of what I considered to be

52:52

the ugliest feathery flower thing Uh One

52:57

stem And

53:03

what do you do with that you take it to your house put it in

53:05

a vase somewhere in a corner Yeah, I mean because this

53:07

is like a cream color There are actually ones

53:09

that are popular that look that are very beige

53:11

color you can put a bunch of different Beige

53:14

color kind of flowers and feathers all in a vase

53:16

and I've seen it at people's houses and that's pretty

53:18

cute That's for your white room. It would be all white.

53:21

The family's caving up Attention

53:23

boring housewives you have someone on your side.

53:25

It would collect dust within three days I

53:27

thought of one yeah use for these things

53:30

Vegas showgirls. Don't they wear like oh yeah, yeah

53:33

Yeah, but I don't think the Vegas muckety

53:35

mucks are shopping at Michael I do also

53:37

need to defend Michaels a little bit in

53:40

the sense that Things are always on

53:42

sale there always so when you see that

53:44

it's $15 for this bunch of feathers It's

53:47

not I can see in the background 50% off

53:50

everything is always on sale. Yeah, because

53:52

they never have the real price stuff there They're going

53:55

to buy this stuff right right they're gonna

53:57

move this crap right We're

54:00

gonna rifle through to the next one which

54:02

is a bag of wooden mushrooms All

54:06

right, here we go Vaughn check it out there.

54:08

Yeah, it looks like a bag of fake these.

54:10

Oh, yeah, it does Or

54:16

you can't make paint them like paint them or put them

54:18

around with your garden gnomes Oh, yeah, you can

54:20

paint them Yeah colorful and put them out

54:22

with your gnome or a fairy garden or

54:24

maybe you're dragged to Michaels by your wife

54:26

And you're actually secretly gay and you just

54:28

want a plastic bag full of ambiguously phallic

54:30

pieces of wood That

54:35

even a hoarder would throw away yeah that

54:37

little bag of Order

54:41

would toss them that goes for 10 bucks.

54:43

Oh moving along To

54:47

this I'm calling it

54:49

the Carmen Miranda planter slash mug.

54:51

It's like jaquita banana Yeah,

54:54

that is Carmen Miranda for sure.

54:56

Yeah, it was I thought oh,

54:58

it's a ceramic mug Yeah head

55:01

it's a head with bananas and

55:03

raspberries and strawberries and I

55:05

guess apples Her eyes were

55:07

closed and it and it's actually a little planter.

55:10

Okay, I think that's big for a month Yeah,

55:12

it looks to be in there like there'd be

55:14

a summer crap section Yeah, put that on on

55:16

like your kitchen counter and throw fruit in it

55:19

The only scenario I could come up with was

55:22

a pen and pencil holder for a special ed

55:24

class If you look

55:26

behind Greg on the shelf hanging

55:29

on the shelf behind him is it's like a

55:31

little bucket Well, it looks like the drink some

55:33

kind of alcoholic beverages Right like a bucket of

55:36

beer it says like in a neon looking like

55:38

a neon sign print Cheers Cheers. Yeah Oh,

55:40

that's in case you weren't sure so how much

55:43

for this Carmen Miranda planter mug thing?

55:47

Let's say 15 dollars.

55:49

Oh, I'm gonna say 20. That's why

55:51

way off. What's the middle of the

55:53

rank? It's I'll say 35. It's kind

55:55

of like a foamy to hard foam.

55:58

No, it's only 49 90 50 bucks! 50

56:01

bucks! So you pay 50

56:03

dollars to make your house look tacky? Yep, yep,

56:05

yep. That's a deal. So that makes me sad.

56:07

On the other hand, there's some poor person in

56:09

some country who made up 10,000 of this thing.

56:13

Made that. Yeah. I'm

56:16

looking at the way you're posing

56:18

for your pictures. I appreciate this squad, Ethan. I'm

56:20

trying to look like her. And I can see

56:22

why you kind of made the employees wonder what

56:24

the hell was going on. Yeah. Yeah,

56:27

I'd be following this guy. This guy's squatting in the

56:29

eye. At this point we're getting followed. Yeah, if you

56:31

flip to the next one, this was right next

56:33

to the Carmen Miranda mug. It's

56:36

the world's tiniest decorative Adirondack chair in

56:38

bright pink. Oh yeah. It is as

56:40

ugly as it is useless. The kind

56:43

of thing a woman named Deb would

56:45

keep in her cubicle. This

56:47

is a fairy garden thing, right? So the

56:49

fairies have a place to sit? Yeah. Or

56:52

it could be cute on a table for a pool

56:54

party or something and you kind of have the core

56:56

on the table with all the chips and other things.

56:59

Sammy gets it. And a random chair? How

57:01

would you know you were at a pool party unless someone bought a tiny chair?

57:04

Look, I definitely know

57:06

people who have stuff

57:08

for every occasion. I guess so. Okay,

57:11

what's the occasion with this thing?

57:14

Maybe the told you. Yeah. The pool

57:16

party. Sam had said, yeah. Or maybe you put a

57:18

doll on it? You could,

57:20

yeah. A fairy? Yeah. Oh,

57:23

a fairy doll. On the

57:25

wooden mushrooms, Jack says, with the

57:27

mushrooms, I have my littles, who are between

57:29

3 and 6 years old, paint them and

57:31

decorate the flower garden with them. Oh, all

57:33

right. You know what? Decorate the flower garden

57:35

flowers. You need chockeys

57:37

in there. No, you don't.

57:40

Well, the scenario that came up for the

57:42

tiny Adirondack chair was a woman

57:44

named Deb, she keeps it in her cubicle

57:46

next to a fake cactus with sunglasses and

57:48

a sombrero. And it's a reminder that she's

57:51

going to Cabo in seven months. Yeah.

57:53

Gotta have gold. These go for $19.99.

57:55

Ooh. Yeah.

57:58

Now we need a... a good chunk

58:00

of time. Stuff with words moving on. We

58:03

have an assortment of things you might want.

58:05

We have a wooden plaque with ugly blue

58:07

and orange stripes reminding you to enjoy the

58:09

little things. There's a really big

58:12

wooden sign in butter yellow reminding you that

58:14

your happy place is home. There's a giant

58:16

wooden spoon. Looks like something out of Alice

58:18

in Wonderland. Gives you a quick reference guide

58:20

on measuring stuff in the kitchen. There's a

58:22

wooden plaque also reminding you to choose

58:25

happy. Yeah. Oh. Here's a that

58:27

look. They're like endless

58:30

signs of these places. I'm going to choose depression. Was there

58:32

any Jesus signs in there or is that just popular? This

58:34

is as many as I could possibly

58:36

hold. And I just took the average price was $16.99 to

58:38

$39.99 for

58:41

this stuff. Like what are you thinking when you

58:43

buy the choose happy wooden sign for your house?

58:46

Well, they're usually cute in like a collage

58:48

on the wall when there's like a whole

58:50

bunch of different things all up on the

58:52

wall. So cute. Almost like a collage picture

58:54

a different. Listen to Greg. The man with actual

58:56

style. It's not cute. It's cluttered in

58:59

tact. How much to read. That sounds like hell

59:01

house. Like when I go to people's houses and

59:03

have like clusters of things hung on the wall.

59:06

I have no personality. Michael's is

59:08

my personality. You wouldn't have all

59:10

of these with the words in the collage

59:13

necessarily. It's also with pictures. Got

59:16

it. Greg Gory is a super

59:18

chopper Michaels and he found another

59:21

really useful sign. Right. One for

59:23

the laundry room. Check it out

59:25

here. If you get lost. Yeah,

59:28

can't stop. Won't stop with stuff with

59:30

words. So crafty people like nothing more

59:32

than being reminded of where they are

59:34

in the house in case they forget

59:37

where they are. While they're standing

59:39

there. This one says loads

59:42

of fun. Laundry room. Wash,

59:44

dry, fold, repeat self service. Yeah. In case

59:46

you weren't sure what you do in the

59:48

laundry room. Right. And if you don't know

59:51

you're in the kitchen, there's a word that

59:53

says eat or a sign that says sit

59:55

for the living room or for the bedroom.

59:57

Dream. And this sign is not small either.

1:00:00

No, this is massive. Now if you're standing in

1:00:02

the room and that sign wasn't there, would you

1:00:04

know what to do? No, not with the washer

1:00:06

and dryer there. Very helpful. Now how

1:00:08

much for that sign, Greg? Well, first of all, Woody in

1:00:10

the photo for you, I'm pointing to my crotch because it

1:00:12

says loads. Oh, I didn't notice that. Yeah. First

1:00:15

of all, this sign is only $59.99. Oh,

1:00:17

wow. It's one foot by three bucks.

1:00:20

Again, this is what women do. They just waste money

1:00:22

on things you don't need and look bad. Right. This

1:00:25

is a cute sign. It really is. I do like it.

1:00:27

Okay, now Greg, can I ask you a question before we wrap

1:00:29

up the segment? Yeah. I'm

1:00:31

looking for a new throw pillow for my

1:00:33

couch. Well, how about? And

1:00:36

I would really like something that when I have

1:00:38

company over, when I'm hosting guests, I

1:00:40

want them to know that they are welcome. They're

1:00:42

welcome. And I want them to feel anything. Woody,

1:00:44

I have the product for you. Does it have

1:00:46

anything there? It is the Stay-A-While pillow. Oh,

1:00:49

look at that. It simply

1:00:51

says Stay-A-While with greenery surrounding it. And

1:00:53

it would be perfect, I think, in

1:00:55

a guest bedroom that has an ornately

1:00:57

carved dark wood finished sleigh bed with

1:00:59

a plaid quilt, a rocking chair, and one

1:01:01

of those framed American flags folded into a

1:01:04

triangle. Let's bring it all together.

1:01:06

This goes for $34.99. Oh,

1:01:08

they're so welcoming. And then

1:01:10

I would like to... Sammy, you are the mom

1:01:12

station's wet dream of an employee. We

1:01:14

just pump her in the cash. Wet dream. Have I not

1:01:16

said that before? She would be a superstar. She's on

1:01:19

the wrong format. We think we owe that. Oh, for sure.

1:01:21

But I like hanging out with you guys. I know. I

1:01:24

get it. But don't you want to be a millionaire? Wet

1:01:26

dream, Sammy. You could make so much money. Let's

1:01:30

flip through to the last picture on your package.

1:01:32

Oh, this is... Okay. I

1:01:34

mean, who doesn't need this? This is, again, for your

1:01:37

pool party. So this falls under the category of

1:01:39

utterly useless and tacky outdoor decor.

1:01:42

This would emblazon your front yard,

1:01:45

I imagine, the giant popsicle that

1:01:48

you stick into the ground with metal spikes. That's

1:01:51

got to be two and a half feet tall. It's

1:01:54

very tall. And with spikes, maybe even, I

1:01:56

don't know, three and a half to four

1:01:58

feet, I thought of two scenarios. if

1:02:00

you want this. A kid's party, a summer party, or

1:02:02

a landmark for your lawn so you can

1:02:07

tell your dementia riddled grandma to look for

1:02:09

that landmark and just say, look for the

1:02:11

giant fake popsicle. Wow, that's not nice. Now

1:02:13

does the pink flamingo that you're standing next

1:02:15

to, does that come with it? It

1:02:18

doesn't, but I did pose it

1:02:20

there. This giant ugly fake gay

1:02:22

popsicle can be yours for $49.99.

1:02:24

Wow, it sounds like it's 50

1:02:26

and below.

1:02:28

Yeah, I know, right? Just bring your

1:02:30

coupons, you guys. Yeah, just bring your Michael's

1:02:34

coupons. Yep, and for funsies I put in there

1:02:37

somewhere, you'll find a picture of me with some

1:02:39

blue flowers that literally don't exist

1:02:41

in nature, and then the

1:02:43

employee lurking up behind me. Alright,

1:02:45

it's time to get out, right? Are you

1:02:47

going to send me all these photos, Greg?

1:02:50

Yes, here, I'm going to do my own.

1:02:52

I want to take the chopper, you guys.

1:02:54

Hey, we will

1:02:56

follow up with the pictures, and of course

1:02:59

we'll have some video that Von's got, and

1:03:02

you'll be able to see all this ridiculous

1:03:04

stuff. Alright, again, really, even though

1:03:06

we're ripping on it, Michael's couldn't even afford that

1:03:08

much advertising. Yeah, because there's people

1:03:10

like Sam, because the point of the segment, like

1:03:12

Greg said, should be, stop doing this. Yeah, why

1:03:14

are you buying this? That's a good question. But

1:03:16

all it's done is amped up Sammie. I'm crying,

1:03:19

I want the laundry room sign. It's

1:03:21

pretty new, isn't it? Is the store

1:03:24

busy? Not

1:03:26

that busy. Okay. And shockingly,

1:03:28

it was 100% women. No

1:03:30

kidding. Weird. Alright, more Woody

1:03:32

shows next, hang on. Woody

1:03:35

Gill will be right back. It

1:03:38

is a typical Tuesday, by the

1:03:40

way. Seems like a week from

1:03:42

yesterday, doesn't it? It does. Already.

1:03:45

I think it's BS to hang over. I think

1:03:47

so, yeah, definitely. Did you do anything yesterday?

1:03:50

Because I did. It was my wife's birthday yesterday. Oh,

1:03:52

really? How was that? So I took her

1:03:54

like a late breakfast, and then

1:03:56

we had like regular, you know, married people with kid

1:03:58

stuff the right way. rest of the day. Kids

1:04:01

had activity. No special dinner? No, we're gonna

1:04:03

do that tonight. Oh, okay. Yeah, because the

1:04:05

kids had their activities and schoolwork and everything

1:04:07

else and so it just wasn't gonna

1:04:09

work out. But you have breakfast. We

1:04:12

went to Crazy Autos. Oh,

1:04:14

love that place. Yeah. This place rules.

1:04:16

You'd hate it, Ravey. Huge portion. Yeah.

1:04:18

You can't even see the plate when

1:04:21

you get the pancake. What? Yeah. It's

1:04:23

all pancake. It's massive. Yeah. Like massive

1:04:25

servings. Love that place. Wow. But

1:04:27

I tried to keep it somewhat in check, you

1:04:30

know? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's got

1:04:32

like- It's difficult. Yeah, it's got like

1:04:34

eggs over easy and a cake. English

1:04:36

muffin. Hey. That's not very crazy at

1:04:38

Crazy Autos. Why no? I

1:04:40

didn't go too crazy. I'm

1:04:42

so bummed I forgot to text your wife yesterday. That's

1:04:44

all right. She's 47. She's not 7. I know. 47.

1:04:46

She'll text me and I feel like a jerk. Well,

1:04:48

I'll text her today.

1:04:55

You are kind of a jerk. I mean,

1:04:57

damn. Dude, speaking of which, my apologies. Once

1:05:00

again, and I feel like I'm always in this

1:05:02

situation. I'm in such a funk today. Why? Because

1:05:05

I killed myself all

1:05:07

day yesterday. I've

1:05:09

seen more videos and talked to more

1:05:11

people from the Fiesta. And

1:05:13

dude, I don't care about the freaking out and

1:05:16

jumping all around with Cypress Hill. That was fine.

1:05:18

That was great. That was the moment. Once

1:05:21

again, you guys got to take the goddamn microphone

1:05:23

away from me. I wasn't

1:05:25

sure if Edict was still standing. Yes.

1:05:28

I was so drunk. I was so high.

1:05:30

I mean, I was whispering in

1:05:32

your ear like- No, I know. ... a couple

1:05:35

times. Like, we got to speed it up a

1:05:37

little bit. No, I know. Like, I wasn't going

1:05:39

to physically take the microphone from you. You need

1:05:41

to. Okay. Yeah. I'm done doing that because you

1:05:43

gave me such a hard time when I suggested

1:05:45

it. What's that? You gave me

1:05:48

a hard time for months. Well, Ravi, well,

1:05:50

I'm done speaking at events. Yeah. Because Ravi

1:05:52

says I have a tendency to ramble when

1:05:54

I'm drunk. No, I know. And

1:05:57

that's because you said that and it really brought it

1:05:59

to my attention. Oh my god. I

1:06:01

know you're entertaining. I'm really sorry. No,

1:06:04

the only reason I was telling you about the timing

1:06:06

is because, you know, Cybercell had

1:06:08

to get on stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That

1:06:10

was the only reason. Yeah, yeah. I wanted

1:06:13

more menace impressions. Oh, that was funny. When you

1:06:15

turned your cat. Well, because I go into the story

1:06:17

about how we all met, but I didn't have to

1:06:19

tell these people.

1:06:23

They've heard the same stupid story. Like, so like

1:06:25

I'm having this whole argument with myself yesterday. So

1:06:28

I really truly apologize. Not care.

1:06:30

Everybody loved it. So pissed. Everybody

1:06:32

loved it. It was fun. All

1:06:34

right. If you say so. I

1:06:36

do. I know how you feel, but

1:06:39

no, everybody was. I got to put like one

1:06:41

of you guys in charge like for that stuff. It's

1:06:44

like menace or Greg. Gravy, if

1:06:46

you want to do it, it's fine. I know you're not like

1:06:48

a big. I know. I know. I

1:06:50

did. I know. I

1:06:52

know. I did. I know.

1:06:55

I know. That's the way it is. OK.

1:06:58

Shout out to our TV. Hey, what are

1:07:00

you doing? Nobody's

1:07:05

here. We'll move

1:07:07

right along on a Tuesday morning. There's

1:07:09

the guy in the news in Canada.

1:07:11

His name is Justin. We're

1:07:14

Mickey. And for the last six months, this guy,

1:07:17

he's been getting endless pizza deliveries and

1:07:20

he can't get at the stop wrong with that.

1:07:24

The orders, they're using his address, his

1:07:26

email, his phone number. They're

1:07:29

not getting charged to his credit card. All right.

1:07:32

When were? All right, cool. But the delivery

1:07:34

guys get pissed when he says that he didn't make the

1:07:36

order and he sends the pizzas back. Getting crushed with pizza.

1:07:38

Seabass. Do you think that's the website that

1:07:40

you hate? 4chan is doing that? Oh. You

1:07:43

really hate that website, 4chan? I know, man. You're trying

1:07:45

to deflect. No, no. Yeah, this

1:07:47

guy, my question would be, does this guy have

1:07:49

any kind of online, like he's the

1:07:52

kind of street? No. This guy's

1:07:54

a nobody. You hear about this

1:07:56

happening to random people. Yeah. Like

1:07:58

usually they pick someone they want a reaction out of. Right. Yeah,

1:08:00

why would they go this guy? Well, we can

1:08:02

hear the clip They're

1:08:05

not just sending these to his house. Sometimes they're showing up

1:08:07

at his work Targeted

1:08:10

by Dennis hatred of a chance that's you from

1:08:12

the start He reported the pizza deliveries to the

1:08:14

police because he thought he had been you know

1:08:16

hacked somehow The police

1:08:18

told him it changed his phone number. So he

1:08:20

did that didn't even stop the deliveries at

1:08:23

first They were coming from a place called pizza

1:08:25

73. So he called them directly

1:08:28

and said hey Don't accept any orders under

1:08:30

my name. Mm-hmm, but then the

1:08:32

scammer switched to Domino's. Oh boy I don't

1:08:34

know if there are scammers. I think there's

1:08:36

there's there's there's Dr. Frank sir They're also

1:08:38

using technology to manipulate the phone number to

1:08:40

make it look like Justin is the one

1:08:42

making the call now What

1:08:45

the hell I mean listen, you can

1:08:47

understand he sounds dorky. Okay, so you

1:08:50

can understand like, okay Maybe someone's just you know,

1:08:52

man He

1:08:54

that's the thing like you listen this guy he just

1:08:56

sounds like a dork like a nice guy But you

1:08:58

know, he's kind of a dorky I

1:09:00

checked me knows and it has an order that I

1:09:03

never ordered So then we told him that it wasn't

1:09:05

me that order the people that's when we called the

1:09:07

cut off as a pizza 73 and

1:09:09

told anyone to name Justin your Vicki Catholic

1:09:11

orders the suspects that are ordering the pizza

1:09:14

actually Obviously using technology to spook

1:09:16

his number which they know So

1:09:18

when they call it it's coming up with him. I

1:09:20

never dated anyone. So We

1:09:23

get you someday. Did you let me speak to the ear house? Oh

1:09:27

Do the work so the players are investigating

1:09:30

Justin's ramping up six security on

1:09:32

his computer But well, he's only

1:09:34

helping by doing interviews Because

1:09:38

now the okay game on Like

1:09:43

Perry Caravella with the McDonald's yeah, except that

1:09:46

Differences he's doing that's all right That's why I was questioning that

1:09:48

because he does a live stream if people want to get a

1:09:50

reaction out of him Will

1:09:52

get stuff delivered to their house sure they want

1:09:54

a reaction This guy

1:09:57

is a dork, right? Somebody might be

1:09:59

watching closely From

1:10:01

a building far away. And it's

1:10:03

less pleasurable to watch a guy receive a pizza.

1:10:06

How much money are you spending on pizzas? Well,

1:10:08

it sounds like this is weird just pranking. If

1:10:10

they're calling it in, they might not be spending

1:10:13

money. Okay, different. He's on the

1:10:15

hook for the pizzas, it sounds like. No, he's not. No,

1:10:18

they're paying for it? Well, no, the store's on the hook. That

1:10:20

happens every once in a while. Very rarely

1:10:22

nowadays do you find places that will look

1:10:24

cash on delivery. Right. Almost everything's cash. You'll

1:10:27

find some local places like whatever is pizza

1:10:29

73 apparently still takes phone orders. Well, he was

1:10:31

telling them like, you know, they don't have his card.

1:10:33

They have phone number, they got his email, they got

1:10:35

his address, they got all that stuff. That one, not

1:10:37

his card. He's not been charged. That was just constantly

1:10:40

showing up. That's annoying to fancy the door. I

1:10:43

mean, we did that to a neighborhood family and we watched from

1:10:45

the window. It was pretty hilarious. 877-44-1. He had us up with

1:10:47

a text over to 22987. How

1:10:53

dumb are you? I'll

1:10:56

be right back. See

1:11:25

website for details. And

1:12:02

we are into another new hour. Insensitivity

1:12:05

training, pre-plenty-plenty correct world.

1:12:09

Good morning, it's April the 16th, 2024.

1:12:14

Woody, that's Ravi. Good morning. There's

1:12:16

Greg Gory. Hi. Menace,

1:12:18

good morning, Keith. Hold on, they're in

1:12:20

the room. Good morning. Today we

1:12:22

got Seabass, we've got Sammy. Morning. Board.

1:12:26

Caroline, they're here. Board is here. The rooms

1:12:28

are open. 877-44, Woody, that's 877-44, Woody. You

1:12:34

can also hit us up with a text. Over

1:12:36

to 229-87. The

1:12:40

next innovation in doorbell cameras

1:12:42

is this device called Paint

1:12:44

Cam Eve. Okay.

1:12:47

Say that again. Paint. Paint.

1:12:49

Hand Eve. Okay. Which

1:12:52

has the capability to fire paint balls at

1:12:54

a target with ultra-high precision. No

1:12:57

way. So like an intruder or

1:12:59

a kid who's toilet paper in your house, a

1:13:01

neighbor's pet, it's a

1:13:03

smart device with facial recognition and

1:13:06

the paintball firing can be triggered by

1:13:09

you as you're watching on the app

1:13:11

or it could be automated and

1:13:14

it has the ability not to shoot paintball

1:13:16

pellets but also be loaded with cartridges that

1:13:18

can unleash tear gas. Oh boy.

1:13:21

Really? No word on how much it'll

1:13:23

cost but there's a kickstarter on the way. Oh.

1:13:26

Okay. This is not me saying it.

1:13:28

This is just me speculating it. How much

1:13:30

do you believe that the legality will be

1:13:32

called to the question? Oh, 100%. Yeah.

1:13:37

So it's going to be... It would not be worth it. It'd

1:13:39

be cool. It would. It'd be fun. I think

1:13:41

it'd be fun. I wouldn't have one for my

1:13:44

health. It depends on state. Don't worry about it.

1:13:46

I wouldn't shoot it at pets.

1:13:49

Well, that would just be automatic. Like, what if one's

1:13:51

dumping on your yard? Then

1:13:54

I'll do it. Yeah. Put bullets

1:13:56

in there, I guess. Whoa. They

1:14:00

do have actual versions of you may

1:14:03

have seen these they have motion detecting

1:14:05

sprinkler heads Design specifically to

1:14:07

scare away. Oh really? neighborhood dogs squirrels

1:14:09

things like that I need those too

1:14:12

You can get them and that's I've seen them work because I saw

1:14:14

some video of some lady who was walking her dog and it wandered

1:14:16

off into somebody's yard Yeah,

1:14:19

those things are actually they do exist okay,

1:14:21

that's cool I

1:14:24

think so, but didn't you just have another another

1:14:26

neighbor interaction? Okay, I

1:14:28

did have a neighbor interaction so some

1:14:31

teenager something But so

1:14:33

the baby has more interactions or like you

1:14:35

know, she engages more not like in

1:14:37

a hey neighbor kind of way Oh,

1:14:39

it's only somebody leaves in the straighter.

1:14:41

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, this girl. I've

1:14:43

lived in this place for 10 years So I've

1:14:45

seen these kids, you know Start

1:14:48

off blue in like middle school and

1:14:50

then they were big-time skaters, but now

1:14:52

they've got The world's

1:14:54

crappiest cars and they're

1:14:57

always working on them and they're always

1:14:59

firing up this engine But

1:15:01

then one day the kid rolls

1:15:03

into the driveway just bumping his music

1:15:05

so loud that my walls was

1:15:08

shaking And

1:15:17

we were quaking yeah, so I let it

1:15:19

go for a little bit and then I'm

1:15:21

like, all right This is getting

1:15:23

ridiculous. Should I pull a sea bass and

1:15:26

just call 311? Hey, if somebody's around

1:15:29

can you roll through? What you want even just go

1:15:31

outside and say something you go right to 311

1:15:37

Wouldn't do that cuz by the time that unless it was From

1:15:40

their house cuz from their car. They'll turn the

1:15:42

car off. Well, so then my

1:15:44

second idea Was to go

1:15:46

outside and record just how loud it was Next

1:15:52

door guys, no, no you put that

1:15:54

on next door app and then I'll

1:15:57

be how the comments review I

1:16:00

was going to bring it in here for you

1:16:02

guys to just ask you, okay, how do you

1:16:04

react to something like this? But

1:16:06

he caught me recording it. He

1:16:11

goes, so do you think

1:16:13

this is too loud? I'm

1:16:15

like, just a little bit. You said my

1:16:17

walls are shaking. My

1:16:20

walls were shaking. Wait, wait, no. Do

1:16:22

your true tone on how you responded.

1:16:25

I said, well, just a little bit. Not

1:16:29

aggressive, but like, duh, it's

1:16:31

loud as hell. You're disturbing

1:16:34

everybody, right? And

1:16:36

he's like, I apologize,

1:16:38

I'll turn it down. He looked like

1:16:40

super sweet about it. And didn't you

1:16:43

feel like a dick? No.

1:16:46

Why not? You were recording him and you made it... I

1:16:48

didn't feel like a dick. He should have turned it

1:16:51

off. He said, yo, you turn it down. Yeah.

1:16:54

And I'm... Please. Which

1:16:56

I will do next time. Why are you, Madison

1:16:58

Seabass, acting like this wouldn't be annoying? No,

1:17:01

it would be. It would be so annoying.

1:17:03

What's the point of camera at it as

1:17:05

your first move? No, that's... Oh, not the

1:17:07

camera. I wasn't cameraing either. That's what he

1:17:10

gets from... I was just recording the audio. But

1:17:12

he noticed. He did. Yeah. He

1:17:14

just kind of came around. He doesn't know what you're doing. He

1:17:16

doesn't know what you're doing. He almost called the cops on the

1:17:19

male guy. Right, because I think the

1:17:21

loud music that is so loud that you can feel

1:17:23

it in your chest, you can feel it vibrating everything.

1:17:25

My house was not broken. It vibrating

1:17:28

everything. That is one of the most annoying

1:17:30

things on the planet. I gave it

1:17:32

a few minutes like, oh, he's just pulled in

1:17:34

here. He's gonna grab something. He's gonna leave

1:17:36

again. Yeah. But it just kept

1:17:38

going. It just depends on the time of day too.

1:17:41

I let pretty much anything go during the day. It

1:17:43

was dark. Once

1:17:45

it's past like, you know, 8 o'clock at night. Yeah.

1:17:48

You know, unless it's like a Friday night, Saturday night, someone's having a party.

1:17:50

I'll even, you know, I'll let it go for that. But

1:17:53

just unnecessarily loud. 10, 11 o'clock. You

1:17:56

know, certainly after midnight. You

1:18:00

know that's annoying, but during the day, yeah, yeah,

1:18:02

yeah, yeah, yeah Pile, did you end up knocking

1:18:04

out your male guy? Well so in front of

1:18:07

my the street I'm on is a big you

1:18:09

know busy thoroughfare It's all kind of hard. Yeah,

1:18:11

yeah, but so it is that parking hood always

1:18:13

great our mail truck though I've walked out front

1:18:16

which parks directly in front of a fire hydrant. Yeah, he

1:18:18

took a picture I mean, that's there's

1:18:20

no there's a nice class. It's not like oh

1:18:23

there within five remotely legal That's literally at the

1:18:25

red zone, which is people say well Fire

1:18:28

he can drive away. No, that's not the point. The point is

1:18:30

that's always free because what if he's off doing what if he's

1:18:32

off Yeah, what if what if his

1:18:34

the truck stalls? Yeah, well then those hard to

1:18:37

parble do what they always do below the hose

1:18:39

right through the window, right? It's

1:18:41

not his problem because you know, he doesn't own the mail

1:18:43

truck Yeah, but the point of fire lanes is they are

1:18:45

always to be kept clear because you can't predict fires It's

1:18:51

not a random ducer It's the

1:18:53

point is I is is who

1:18:55

it doesn't matter if who they

1:18:57

are Let's just Greg's argument about

1:18:59

double parked meter main right just

1:19:01

cuz you're doing a different job

1:19:03

That's you know official doesn't mean

1:19:05

you're not breaking the law And

1:19:08

it doesn't reason and it doesn't mean because it's a

1:19:10

mail truck. It's magically safer to be there, right? Oh,

1:19:12

yeah, this mail truck. It's no different than a random

1:19:14

car being there In fact, it's worse because that he's

1:19:16

probably not in the mail truck. He's probably off doing

1:19:18

other stuff The way he parked he

1:19:20

parked kind of an angle So the ass of the

1:19:22

truck would just close to the fire hydrant is a

1:19:24

more away So there's he did leave plenty of room

1:19:26

here. He's more courteous. Yeah, I still curry They think

1:19:28

you have mail dude. They can do what they want.

1:19:30

Yeah, I get the fire doesn't care What kind of

1:19:32

truck it is I see dude. I don't know like

1:19:34

am I bad person I wouldn't even thought twice about

1:19:36

that. I went in my the a-hole

1:19:40

Or are you the a-hole? Well, not the

1:19:42

a-hole. There's no a-hole. It's just a male

1:19:44

guy Well, no, I'm saying the fact that you like

1:19:46

you were gonna narc them out Well, my

1:19:48

question is who to whom would I I guess it he kind of?

1:19:51

Nobody would take you seriously, but well now

1:19:53

I guarantee that if his supervisor

1:19:55

or her I don't know I got a

1:19:58

postmaster general. Yeah Postmaster

1:20:00

general they got an official complaint with a

1:20:02

photo which I have license plate all that

1:20:04

stuff No, they don't want cuz again, this

1:20:07

is not a they won't do it convenience thing. This is

1:20:09

a literal safety measure Why

1:20:12

do you guys want the best to die in a fire? All

1:20:16

right, you say that as the person who wants him to die

1:20:18

in the fire I was talking I was out doing car parks

1:20:20

and there was There's some douche or parked like in front of

1:20:23

the store right in the fire lane I was talking to an

1:20:25

employee or security guys like yeah, man.

1:20:27

You really shouldn't do that Oh, we ever had

1:20:29

a fire here Is

1:20:39

it weird that I like if it was like

1:20:41

FedEx or UPS I would probably

1:20:43

maybe have an issue with it I have an issue

1:20:45

a US mail. I don't care. You know what they're

1:20:47

doing I have an issue with a double parking because

1:20:49

it's American double parking of a problem with which is

1:20:51

for those who don't know What the hell that is.

1:20:53

You never lived like in a city city People

1:20:57

are parked along the street like at the

1:20:59

meters and then somebody parks in the middle

1:21:01

of the lane of traffic Next

1:21:03

to the park car, which is in which People

1:21:05

do yeah, you know what happens all the time.

1:21:08

I see it almost every day for food delivery

1:21:10

drivers Oh, yeah, and I've thought of this exactly

1:21:12

what he I thought well What if I just

1:21:14

start carrying a dozen eggs with me and

1:21:16

a little note that says hey double parking a-hole I'm

1:21:19

a couple things one from a mailman then a

1:21:21

couple other ones saying that their California logs empty

1:21:23

of exempt plates Thank you as a mailman. We

1:21:26

get to park where we want don't have exempt

1:21:28

plates from fire hydrates. Nobody does We

1:21:35

have a loading dock he could have gone to

1:21:37

he just didn't want it as a you have

1:21:39

exempt place they should Care

1:21:43

what car you're driving right? Yeah, no,

1:21:46

you best sound like a real Karen did I sound like a

1:21:48

real person Having their

1:21:50

house burned down if you work for the

1:21:53

police department part-time for

1:21:55

the ride-along It's

1:22:00

not even like a real batch, it's just a sticker that looks

1:22:02

like a badge. Yeah. It's like a

1:22:04

little kid? Yeah. If intern or

1:22:06

something? If you care about your surroundings and society

1:22:08

being civil, you're such a dark idiot. Greg, yeah,

1:22:11

you know how you hate when weeds grow up

1:22:13

in your neighborhood? Yeah. Why do you

1:22:15

care? Greg, if you care so much, why don't you go

1:22:17

get a job working through the city? We're

1:22:19

not talking about somebody's Camaro part in front of

1:22:21

you, we're talking about the US Post Office. Mattis

1:22:23

gives the US Post Office a pass. Yeah, I

1:22:25

do. Somebody's from Big Nat, right? Yeah. Oh

1:22:28

yeah, I do. You're upset. Yeah,

1:22:30

but to ask you in your feelings, you can answer

1:22:32

your question. I'm triggered. Yeah, you're so cringe right now.

1:22:35

Answer your question, Mattis. I, as

1:22:37

a community service, have looked at certain counties

1:22:40

and whatever, will let you be, Shaq was

1:22:42

a volunteer. I

1:22:44

looked it up and I was considering doing

1:22:46

it, but part of it is like

1:22:48

a year-long training, which I'm fine with, but it's eight hours a

1:22:50

day, 6.30 a.m. to 3.30 p.m. Are

1:22:55

you serious? Sunday, it's like two afternoons, evenings,

1:22:57

and then, but I can't be here. Oh,

1:22:59

it's like the reserves. I can't be every

1:23:01

Sunday for eight hours. No way. I'm

1:23:03

traveling too much, so whatever. So they have like an online course? Yeah.

1:23:06

Right? I just need to go online.

1:23:09

Oh, no, we need to like, okay, some

1:23:11

computer person out there, you need to write

1:23:13

a program, like a game that

1:23:15

CBass can play where it's like a virtual,

1:23:18

like a SimCity game where you just have to

1:23:20

go around and call the cops on everybody. Yeah,

1:23:22

that'd be fun. Yeah. And then,

1:23:24

you're walking around, like one of these games that RayB plays

1:23:26

where he's kind of walking around, open play. Open world. And

1:23:28

you see like a mail truck parked next to a fire

1:23:30

hydrant, and he gets to like, you know, do the command

1:23:32

to break out the phone and call 311. And

1:23:35

do his little write-up. What? No. I'm

1:23:38

sure like Shaq. You got so much fun, the comfort of your

1:23:40

own home. Yeah, Shaq didn't go through that program. I'm sure you

1:23:42

got like honorary one. Right. I'm sure he

1:23:44

did, but like, but like, again, Steve is the goal. Great

1:23:47

part. Well, CBass, let me ask you this. What

1:23:49

if it was a police car that parked in

1:23:51

front of a fire hydrant and then ran to

1:23:53

the corner store to get a cup of coffee?

1:23:55

Well, I would say no, that's clearly a dereliction

1:23:57

of duty. I would too. Abuse of power. Totally

1:24:00

looking at this exempt thing. I think that's

1:24:02

for other stuff I think part like again

1:24:04

the fire hydrant is there not for convenience

1:24:07

or like a handicap person our right It's

1:24:09

there for safety right it should be kept

1:24:11

clear nobody Nobody, but nobody

1:24:13

should park in front of that. Thank you. Great. Boom.

1:24:16

Not even a cop Isn't it kind of

1:24:18

like a perk of the job though? Yes? But you know

1:24:20

it's like that's nobody's above the law. See that's again That's

1:24:25

it. I don't use the slippery slope argument That's what

1:24:27

crap countries do is the people in power they take

1:24:29

little abuses and then oh, oh you want to prove

1:24:32

it for your business Oh, I want a bribe. Oh,

1:24:34

it's a perk at the job. Oh Sammy so pro

1:24:36

bribery She's pro communist dictators

1:24:38

right with everybody's of them. It's one. Yeah,

1:24:40

exactly Well, I

1:24:43

hope they don't lose your mail. It's the perk of a job

1:24:45

to risk your life 877

1:24:48

44 woody his over the tax

1:24:50

over to 2 to 987. I got

1:24:52

a man the the pile of oh

1:24:54

really's That has hit

1:24:56

my desk. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh really this must

1:24:58

be I made because it's been a new year

1:25:00

and we're through the first quarter of the new

1:25:02

year and With a all

1:25:05

this money was like freed up for studies and everything

1:25:07

else and they've been spending all this time and money

1:25:09

So now they're starting to like, you know release

1:25:12

the results of these dumb studies the obvious

1:25:14

stuff Yellow and blue make

1:25:16

green they looked into it. Really?

1:25:18

We already knew that. Oh really? But

1:25:21

that's that's what we got all these things

1:25:23

have you just all the same conclusion. Really?

1:25:25

No kidding We'll have some of those

1:25:28

for you next And

1:25:30

see mess is still looking up exempt. Oh, by

1:25:32

the way, that person said that it was wrong

1:25:34

It's has nothing to do with fire hydrants. Okay,

1:25:36

I do registration What

1:25:44

do you show next? What

1:25:50

do you show back in a bit 909 texting

1:25:53

over after see massive little rant

1:25:55

there Might just be me,

1:25:57

but I find joy when sea baskets mad over something

1:26:00

It's starting and starts sounding like a whiny little bitch

1:26:06

This one says see Seabass

1:26:09

your single and no hobbies is showing.

1:26:11

Oh man He's

1:26:14

gonna be a dude. He's gonna be a fun old man, though

1:26:17

You know, you know it pains me

1:26:19

to defend. I know it The

1:26:22

reasons I'm so team seabass on this. That's

1:26:24

one of the reasons that I'm egging it

1:26:26

on But because you're like, oh, why

1:26:28

do you want seabass to die in a fall? I'm

1:26:30

like Everybody in this

1:26:32

room. I'm probably the least Guilty

1:26:36

person of wanting him to die in a fire Maybe

1:26:40

I've been raving. Yeah, I don't want him to die

1:26:42

in a fire I'm

1:26:44

taking notice of things that are wrong in

1:26:46

the world. It makes you some like angry

1:26:48

Karen Like it's me right actually a hundred

1:26:50

percent of the poor to agree with him

1:26:52

on this He's

1:26:54

any like you say he's gonna be a fun old man

1:26:56

I would like to live in that neighborhood where he is the

1:26:59

fun You know I'm saying no,

1:27:01

I don't take care of all the issues.

1:27:03

Yeah, that's no even fire hydrant is accessible

1:27:05

we've got a guy who lives on our

1:27:07

street is a retired FBI guy and He

1:27:10

keeps an eye on everything on the streets

1:27:12

like sea bass will be that guy. There

1:27:14

you go I'm convinced every street has like

1:27:17

the mayor of that street, right? I live

1:27:19

next door to ours. Yeah, just knows Everything

1:27:22

including all your business. Oh, oh,

1:27:24

yeah, you guys are doing How

1:27:35

much money wasted all the time Turn

1:27:41

around they want more money for you I Do

1:27:44

you work for you ask for a 25-10

1:27:46

an hour raise or like? Well, you know

1:27:48

before that economic

1:27:52

You know you get that But

1:27:55

then they spend like crazy money on

1:27:57

you know Yeah,

1:28:00

they started. They caught some napkins

1:28:02

with their name on them. You're

1:28:04

asking for things. Yeah, all you wanted was a 25

1:28:07

cent raise. People

1:28:09

always seem to have money for everything else but what

1:28:11

you need it for. I was debating with a friend

1:28:13

about raises just recently. And

1:28:16

it's even worth asking for. Because

1:28:19

it's going to be a very small percentage.

1:28:22

If you really want a big life

1:28:24

changing raise, you just gotta

1:28:26

leave. Yeah, you gotta find another gig. It

1:28:29

depends. You may have to leave your industry.

1:28:32

Yeah. Like all together. I just

1:28:34

know you get to a certain point in

1:28:36

radio now. Believe

1:28:39

it or not, this company is

1:28:41

probably the best paying company of

1:28:44

all the radio companies that are left. Right.

1:28:46

From what I hear everywhere else and

1:28:49

what's going on. So if

1:28:51

you want better than here, you gotta

1:28:54

go. You gotta do something

1:28:56

completely different. Just

1:28:59

because of those macro economic headwinds. You know

1:29:01

it. Things like that. Always

1:29:03

be happening when I need money. It's always very windy.

1:29:05

It's been happening for 30 years. It's

1:29:08

so crazy. I need money. It's like oh,

1:29:10

it's tight right now. But these researchers,

1:29:12

they get grants. They get all kinds

1:29:14

of stuff. They spend money and time and

1:29:16

everything else to really research some

1:29:19

really important stuff. I'll give you an example. The

1:29:21

only conclusion that you come to after you hear this, they publish

1:29:24

the results and everything else. Like oh, really? This

1:29:26

is why you just spend all your

1:29:28

time? There was an infamous one where

1:29:30

the Feds spent a bunch of money studying

1:29:32

the flow rate of ketchup. Alright. Yeah, exactly.

1:29:34

For real. Alright. Men

1:29:38

are women. And a new study finds

1:29:40

that it's women. Oh! Really?

1:29:45

No kidding. I'm a legal woman. Yeah.

1:29:48

What are we worrying about? The research found that

1:29:50

at any given time, the rate of generalized anxiety

1:29:52

in men is 33%. But

1:29:54

with women, it's 66%. Yay! I

1:29:56

believe that. Simply put, most

1:29:58

women are constantly fretting. about

1:30:00

something. Fretting.

1:30:02

I bet that goes up, you know, when

1:30:04

you have kids, you're you're fretting 24th. Yeah,

1:30:06

I fret. I

1:30:09

think it's also like just there's a difference between

1:30:11

men and women in a lot of ways like

1:30:14

women are definitely more. Oh really? Yeah. Really?

1:30:17

I'm saying that's under that category of stuff. So

1:30:21

I'm not surprised by it. Okay. No kidding.

1:30:24

How about this one? According

1:30:26

to this new study, women are

1:30:29

more likely to giggle in the presence of

1:30:31

a man that they find attractive than at

1:30:33

any other time. Oh really? Oh really? Okay,

1:30:38

go and touch your arm. Whatever

1:30:41

ridiculous behavior. Yeah, okay. Oh

1:30:44

you've, okay. I know, I know. I

1:30:47

display it all the time. Yeah, I

1:30:49

have seen you in front of people

1:30:51

that I know you find attractive or

1:30:53

whatever. It's embarrassing. I

1:30:55

know you guys know better than anybody

1:30:57

else I've seen. I'm

1:30:59

not pretending. The prize act

1:31:02

like she's better. The T.

1:31:04

Hee Queen here. Oh you. How

1:31:07

about this one? Do men like it when women are loud in bed? You

1:31:10

betcha. According to a

1:31:12

new study, this documented in the Women's

1:31:14

Health Big Book of Sex. For men,

1:31:17

loud sex doesn't just add something to

1:31:19

the physical and visual sensations they receive.

1:31:21

It's also proof that their partner is

1:31:23

enjoying herself and when she's turned on,

1:31:26

he's turned on. No. Really?

1:31:30

No way. Yeah. I

1:31:32

mean I enjoyed up to a point. To

1:31:34

a point. I'm like okay, we get it. We get

1:31:36

it. We get it. You're

1:31:38

doing it for my benefit, thank you.

1:31:41

Yeah, that was when I was

1:31:43

living with like three other guys and I had the downstairs

1:31:45

all to myself. It was like, We

1:31:48

get it. Right. Yeah.

1:31:53

We get it. You love it. You can't

1:31:55

get enough. When you watch porn

1:31:57

and this chick is like full on. Orgasmic

1:32:00

the back of someone's hand just

1:32:02

brushed against her breast right right

1:32:04

like oh, yeah, okay, right? Exactly

1:32:06

sure just started. Yeah, I love

1:32:08

it. They just started. Yeah, she's

1:32:11

getting cupped and yeah Researchers

1:32:20

found that when people choose to

1:32:22

be alone their stress levels fell

1:32:24

and They felt

1:32:27

freer to be themselves Really

1:32:29

when they're completely alone you're by yourself Choosing

1:32:32

to relax with a book take a

1:32:35

walk or enjoy any kind of solo

1:32:37

time boost your overall well-being Yeah,

1:32:41

weird really six hours of Hogwarts

1:32:43

like it Wow

1:32:46

farting Researchers

1:32:51

just finish up this big fancy study

1:32:54

and they concluded that being too

1:32:56

connected to technology can disrupt your

1:32:59

Focus and get in the

1:33:01

way of personal relationship Shocking

1:33:06

what II I told you shocking revelation

1:33:08

big stuff for learning a lot today

1:33:10

they recommend Designating a specific space in

1:33:13

your house is a tech-free zone try

1:33:15

that on menace Impossible you

1:33:17

put a basket at the door for cell phones

1:33:19

tablets and laptops and so when you walk in

1:33:22

there That's what isn't that way you're forced to

1:33:24

actually Talk to engage Greg

1:33:26

is convinced by the way that menace and

1:33:28

his wife never speak they I'm convinced they

1:33:30

text each other Speak

1:33:34

yeah, they will communicate via sitting in the

1:33:36

same room. Yeah Local

1:33:40

you get an adorable little basket and put

1:33:42

your phone on but I'll leave

1:33:44

like the phone upstairs when they're doing it She's texting

1:33:46

him. Oh, yeah I

1:33:56

Can't breathe Yeah,

1:34:00

I'm gonna text her. Sin. Sin. Because

1:34:03

I'm fancy like that. Who that? Well,

1:34:05

he didn't go to film school, you know? He did. According

1:34:08

to a new study, people

1:34:10

with dark personality traits, narcissists,

1:34:13

sadists, psychos, are more

1:34:15

likely to engage in online

1:34:17

trolling, you guys. Oh, really?

1:34:20

Just an extension of their

1:34:22

personality. Yep. Also,

1:34:25

say the individuals who prefer humor at the expense

1:34:27

of others are more likely to engage in trolling

1:34:29

activities. What? Get out.

1:34:32

No. I don't believe that.

1:34:34

That's unbelievable. Who believes this stuff? I don't.

1:34:37

Stupid. Go.

1:34:39

The study has found that the

1:34:41

vast majority of people support a

1:34:43

law requiring airlines to show

1:34:45

the total price of a ticket up front. They

1:34:48

also want to know the total price before agreeing

1:34:50

to buy tickets to concerts, sporting events, and movies.

1:34:53

Basically this means no fees added at the

1:34:55

last minute. That's what people want. Oh,

1:34:58

really? They want to call this price, huh? Don't

1:35:00

believe it. Stop for a price. Yeah, huh? It

1:35:02

will cost this. Yeah. It's

1:35:05

just like sometimes when you see the

1:35:08

ticket and then ... Oh, that's good.

1:35:10

... and then you go to checkout,

1:35:12

it's $200 more than the average, you

1:35:15

know, advertised price. Yeah.

1:35:18

It's just so crazy. They

1:35:21

spent all this time and money funding. Yeah.

1:35:24

They should also explain fees, like

1:35:26

plus taxes and fees. What

1:35:29

are the fees? I guess if you read the fine print,

1:35:31

it's got to be in there, right? Yeah, where did that

1:35:33

money go? Like where did that money go? Of

1:35:35

what it actually ... I guess. We want

1:35:37

more money. Right. I know. We

1:35:39

want to hide it from you for the last minute. I know. And

1:35:42

just hack a word onto it. But if you ask what that

1:35:44

actually goes to, there's got to be some. I would imagine. There's

1:35:46

disclaimers and stupid stuff for every little thing. Like

1:35:48

I told you, the last time I valet parked at an

1:35:50

airport, it was $200 and then a $9 convenience

1:35:55

fee. Or

1:35:57

I think that's how they phrased it. parking

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they're not celebrities, it's

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I thought Greg you would love that.

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That's pretty nice. Oh shit babe. And

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I gotta say I would agree. I think

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that's true. Okay. Would you

1:38:17

say that's true? See that? I think so. I

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would say yeah. Because the celebrity thing is just

1:38:21

like that's so... I don't know. It doesn't seem

1:38:23

obtainable. Right. Yeah exactly. Yeah exactly.

1:38:26

It's not a realist. You don't have to

1:38:28

say enough of repertoire in your bank. Right.

1:38:31

Oh I don't like that. This would be like that time where such a

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about, not a celebrity. Their

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own wives. Not anybody else. It's just

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their own wife or girlfriend. Oh babe.

1:38:51

Oh babe. Yeah. Well

1:38:53

after... After Joan Rivers died

1:38:55

I was like... Then it was over. Yeah

1:38:58

man. Then you're like alright. Yeah man. Alright

1:39:00

Nacho. You're in. Yep. Yep. Your

1:39:02

life's fantasy is over. That's right. Missy Joan. Yeah.

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Because before Joan it was Betty

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Crocker. Yeah. And after

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that was Wendy. Yeah. Right. Wendy.

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I had the question. And you know like I'm always

1:39:45

the one that says yeah look. Call the landlord. If

1:39:47

there's something going on you let the landlord know. As

1:39:49

somebody who was a landlord I would want to know

1:39:51

what was going on with my property. So

1:39:54

the last time is the like crumbling

1:39:56

of laminate flooring. Yes. And I haven't

1:39:58

called them over that. But

1:40:00

now I'm not usually awake when

1:40:02

the sprinklers go off. Mm-hmm. Okay?

1:40:05

And I just happened to be

1:40:07

recently, and the sprinkler heads are messed up.

1:40:09

Like, they're shooting, like, straight into the sky. Oh.

1:40:11

Oh, no. Let them know. Yeah, because that's a

1:40:14

need to be fixed. Yeah, okay. So that's... It's

1:40:16

a need to be fixed. So, like,

1:40:18

when the gardeners come, they can do

1:40:20

that? Or do you need somebody special to

1:40:22

do that? Gardeners usually... They might not

1:40:24

have the equipment with them right then and there, because you

1:40:26

might need a new PVC pipe

1:40:29

to thread into the existing system.

1:40:31

Thread. Yep. Nice. But let the

1:40:34

gardener know. Actually, just usurp the

1:40:36

landlord. Plus, Greg, all that water

1:40:38

waste. So much water waste. Yeah, just run

1:40:40

out there. I mean, it's going onto the grass, but...

1:40:43

But as a geyser. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

1:40:45

Yeah. I was like, what is that noise?

1:40:47

Because it was so loud. When

1:40:50

a sprinkler head is broken, I had a broken

1:40:52

sprinkler head a couple weeks ago. I

1:40:54

heard it on the roof. It's shooting like

1:40:56

a fire hydrant. That

1:40:59

stuff is so powerful. Yeah. Okay.

1:41:02

Maybe I'll get in touch with her this time then.

1:41:05

I believe it was Sir Mix-a-Lot who said, I

1:41:07

like big butts and I cannot lie. You're correct.

1:41:09

Yeah. Fun fact, the country

1:41:11

where the women have the biggest asses

1:41:13

on average, South Africa. Really?

1:41:15

Okay. At 41.73 inches. Congrats.

1:41:20

And then you got Argentina, who is

1:41:22

next, at 41 inches. Are

1:41:25

these natural butts? Yeah. These

1:41:27

are natural countries with the curviest women.

1:41:29

Yeah. I don't think, maybe, that

1:41:31

enough people are... Yeah. There's not enough of those.

1:41:33

Yeah. You get the surgery and stuff.

1:41:35

I'm just checking for sure. I can't be the only one

1:41:37

that had that question. Followed by

1:41:39

Sweden, Greece, and then Germany.

1:41:42

That rounds out the top five. The

1:41:44

United States... Get it. Rounds

1:41:46

it out. The United States, they are

1:41:49

number six on the list. Which is

1:41:51

surprising. Yeah. Now,

1:41:55

here's your daily mention of Japan. Okay.

1:41:58

All right. Number

1:42:00

15 on the list they got the smallest butts of

1:42:03

all the countries that they looked at only 37.8 inches Lucky

1:42:08

yeah small booty. Yeah. Yeah,

1:42:10

Australia. How's their pie? I could tell you how

1:42:12

their ass is 40.5 inches Yeah,

1:42:15

I don't like that whole thing. I don't get we've said it before

1:42:18

That the whole like where the shelf is like

1:42:20

an ass or the ass like a shelf that

1:42:22

protrudes Yeah, look like you could sit like a

1:42:24

you know something like a frame on it. Whatever

1:42:27

like it's Yeah, that is Yeah,

1:42:31

that is not a good look cartoonish

1:42:33

also just a big big giant ass

1:42:35

is Like I don't understand

1:42:37

like what but what's the allure? Yeah, what's

1:42:39

so hot about that? I think it's easy to

1:42:41

do that because it's like oh, it's just massive

1:42:43

and gross I know everything

1:42:46

else No, but I'm saying like

1:42:48

there are guys who are like really like

1:42:50

the bigger the ass the better. Mm-hmm, you

1:42:52

know proportional Right. They have

1:42:54

always but the Yeah,

1:42:57

I saw this poor girl she was I don't

1:42:59

know maybe 24 25

1:43:01

years mid-20s. I would say it's the most

1:43:04

but man she had these clownishly big You know

1:43:06

lips you could tell she had the lips done

1:43:08

and everything else and you're thinking in

1:43:10

like 10 years You're gonna look so

1:43:13

awkward. Oh, yeah, you know like she's gonna

1:43:15

look way older probably. Oh, no, she does But

1:43:17

I'm saying like she can kind of get away

1:43:19

with it because she's so young But

1:43:22

as she gets older and it starts to

1:43:24

naturally kind of age and play it yeah

1:43:26

burn off Yeah, they're like keep that up.

1:43:28

Yeah, it's stillers. It'll go away. Yeah She'll

1:43:31

keep chasing that dragon. Mmm. Yeah,

1:43:34

but I do lip drag is there so she

1:43:36

will go back to her pre

1:43:39

Natural look like you feel her look yeah,

1:43:41

but not a hundred percent. I mean out

1:43:43

a little bit That's what a lot of

1:43:45

people would like the the fillers

1:43:48

and then the The

1:43:50

Botox yeah, they they stretch it They

1:43:52

stretch out their face so much that

1:43:54

they have to keep it up exactly

1:43:56

all right rig Botox for life Today

1:44:00

is April 16th. Today is

1:44:03

day of the mushroom. We're

1:44:05

going to do some of the holidays. It's also

1:44:07

a national eggs benedict day. Ooh. That's

1:44:09

my go-to at a restaurant for breakfast.

1:44:11

Hell yeah. Hey, Metis did

1:44:14

a really good job. He did not do a good

1:44:16

job, but he did. That was

1:44:18

curdled. The sauce was straight up curdled. Oh

1:44:20

wow. It was all chunky. The

1:44:24

sauce wasn't 100%. It was my very first time cooking

1:44:26

it, by the way, everybody. That would be nice. I'm

1:44:28

not expecting Chef Ramsay here. The egg

1:44:30

was poached. To quote you. It

1:44:33

was poached, not perched. The

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