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up for you on the show this morning. We

2:23

got Menace's Word of the Day. Excellent.

2:25

Speaking of, you know, things not working,

2:27

need to warm up. You're

2:29

going to have to do some jumping jacks or something. I

2:31

need to learn words. I

2:34

know you need to learn words, I'm saying, but to

2:36

give yourself the best chance because last time, remember he

2:38

got it on the first one. That's really good. I

2:40

forgot what the word was. I already did too. So

2:42

yeah, that's Menace. Do you

2:45

have an exercise routine, Menace, at all? Like jumping

2:47

jacks? And the last

2:49

exercise you actually did? Last

2:52

exercise? I guess some weights, like

2:54

free weights. Yeah. Yeah,

2:56

you're doing what? Like what do you do with

2:58

them? Yeah, do like curls and then like over

3:00

my head and so on. I

3:02

know what you're talking about. Oh, so,

3:05

boy, this is probably that little like free weight thing

3:07

that you have in your studio because every once in

3:09

a while, you'll walk in and Menace is just kind

3:11

of like tinkering with it. He's not

3:13

doing like a legit workout. He's just kind of

3:16

doing like... Yeah, he's had this since

3:18

COVID times. Kind of come in, grab

3:20

it, start pumping it around, walking around the studio. But

3:22

I have one in my house too. That one is

3:24

just the studio one. Oh.

3:26

Okay. So, like a communal

3:29

dumbbell pretty much at this point. Anyone that comes

3:31

in here starts using it. Do you ever do

3:33

any like skull crushers? No. Like

3:35

that? I've got a 55 pounder in that. Oh

3:37

my God. That would crush his skull immediately. Yeah.

3:40

He will hurt himself if I get this to him. No, I'm not going to try to

3:42

lift it up on my head. Well, he can't skull crush. Well, no, we don't have a

3:44

bench. But he could curl it. Yeah. Do

3:46

you know what a skull crusher is, Menace? It's

3:49

the one that you put above your head, right? It's for

3:51

your triceps. Yeah. Like you would lay on a

3:53

bench on your back. Uh-huh. Greg, you know what this

3:55

is, right? You know what? I

3:58

don't. And you would hold the bar, you know, like a little... Free

4:00

weight okay, anyway you would you would

4:02

hold it by like the one end of the

4:04

weight and you kind of have it behind your

4:06

Head oh, okay, danger, but they're called skull Works

4:10

the hell out of your triceps. I said actually

4:12

that's see that that's one. I actually like really

4:15

Did you know has been hit me up

4:17

non-stop since their visit here is Tony Horton.

4:19

Oh, yeah Yeah, he did he

4:21

sent me hid decline dude He sent me

4:23

this giant shipment of all this stuff like

4:25

all that power life stuff that he got

4:28

right, right He

4:36

sent me one of everything nice. Oh wow and Yeah,

4:39

so he's gonna like run me

4:41

through you know because it came while I was

4:44

on vacation But it's gonna run me through exactly

4:46

how to use all of it and everything I

4:48

was super easy, but he's been on me about

4:50

like look good. Hey, man. How's it

4:52

going? Did you move your behind and

4:55

the rest of your body in some way today? Hey,

4:58

man Anyway, you can

5:00

get those steps in that's all that matters

5:02

any total time lately You

5:05

know I did take a walk around the neighborhood with

5:07

the dog before it started raining stuff Yeah, then the

5:09

rain and I have been back into my my push-up

5:11

routine remember I was doing like push-ups before the show

5:13

would start I Would do like I

5:16

do like a set of 20 and then when I

5:18

find the time money that's a lot Yeah, and

5:20

then when you do We

5:23

have like a little bit of time making between stuff a

5:25

couple minutes. I'll knock out another 20 I like so

5:27

not it. No, it could be so by the end

5:29

of the day. I've done a hundred. That's good Should

5:32

we all start doing that together? We can do like no Cuz

5:35

then I'll stop doing oh, I thought you said 15

5:37

not 60. Yeah, I said 55. It

5:39

is actually a 60 pound dumbbell Yeah, I think he

5:42

might blow on his back. He picks it up off

5:44

the ground up a bad feeling you wouldn't Yeah,

5:49

yeah, all right. Yeah, you gotta keep

5:51

it back. I keep it back straight noise. Yeah. Oh,

5:53

yeah, you're doing some rose Red okay,

5:56

I was slash curl a little bit heavy. Yeah

5:58

a little bit heavy. Yeah, 60s a lot He's

6:00

a lot do it do a

6:02

standard curl with it. Oh, yeah,

6:04

that's crazy. Oh, yeah, he'll hurt

6:06

himself. Okay 60

6:10

pounds damn I want to lose like 70 pounds

6:14

When you care about what weight that's really heavy like that

6:16

you think wow. Yeah. Well, yeah

6:18

What do you do with it? See best

6:20

if I lost 60 pounds, right? Like yeah,

6:22

it'd be like me right now carrying around

6:24

that I lose that like the difference in

6:26

how that feels For a

6:28

Chrysler did like an Oprah moment on

6:30

a podcast with Tom sakura,

6:33

he brought out how much weight he's lost. Yeah,

6:35

it's like pick it up or he had it

6:37

in a vest Yeah, and I

6:39

put it on it was crazy. Yeah. All right,

6:41

so a menace word of the day

6:43

Oh, this was this was big before

6:45

we went on break Remember,

6:48

I told you there's that radio message board. Yeah,

6:50

all these people share different ideas and stuff Yeah,

6:52

and this is a show in Michigan and they

6:54

do basically their version of the DUI Q I

6:56

don't even think it's like a regular bit for

6:58

them this guy He said he just gone to

7:00

the strip club for the first time in years

7:03

and he recorded a DUI Q kind of bit

7:05

with a stripper Are you smart on a stripper?

7:07

Are you smarter than a stripper? Yeah, the name

7:10

of the show again is omelet and Finster mornings

7:13

at the rock station WKLT

7:15

in Traverse City Cadillac, Michigan,

7:18

and I do have a couple more questions Great

7:21

so the bits kind of really taken off. So again

7:24

asking the question DUI Q style here asking

7:27

the question and see this This is fun. Could you

7:29

get to play? Typically, he already knows all

7:31

the answers going to do I mean I know all the answers

7:33

all Answers themselves, but

7:35

like whether or not the stripper, right?

7:37

Yeah, you actually get to play along.

7:39

All right, here we go What is

7:41

the line that goes around the earth

7:43

that separates the northern hemisphere from the

7:45

southern hemisphere? Okay, we think

7:47

the the strippers gonna know it. Hell

7:50

no generic stripper No

7:53

way I'm gonna say yes.

7:55

Nope wouldn't a first grader

7:57

get this look how many times we said that with

7:59

these No, I understand. No, I'm like... No?

8:03

No way. I'm gonna go out on a limb

8:05

and say yes. I'll say nah, dawg. Nah, dawg. All

8:07

right, we're gonna start with, of course, medicine Sami.

8:10

What is the line that goes

8:12

around the Earth that separates the

8:14

Northern Hemisphere from the Southern Hemisphere?

8:17

Sami first. Again, on the

8:19

count of three, on the count of three. Oh,

8:21

yeah, okay, okay. Okay, okay. Do you wanna practice,

8:23

Sami? We tried this last time. Yeah, you weren't

8:25

around, C-Vast. Yeah, so like... Sami couldn't figure it

8:27

out. We'll do a practice round. On

8:30

the count of three, we're gonna say balloon, okay? Okay. One,

8:32

two, three. Balloon. Okay, dawg. Oh,

8:34

look at that. That's

8:37

it. Okay. Are

8:39

you ready? One, two, three. Equator.

8:42

All right. Nice. Very

8:44

good. Got it that time. It was a

8:46

mess last time. Where it was. Oh,

8:48

I say it now? What? All right, here

8:51

we go. What is the line that

8:53

goes around the Earth that separates the Northern

8:55

Hemisphere from the Southern Hemisphere? What is the

8:57

equator? What is the

8:59

equator? Yes. Okay. All

9:02

right, now that. Next question. If a new set of

9:04

**** cost $7,000, how much is that per ****? All

9:10

right, so boob. Yeah, per boob. Yeah. All

9:13

right, I can't say boob on the air in Michigan. I think he

9:15

said the P word. If a

9:17

new set of **** cost $7,000, how much is that per ****? All

9:23

right, so if a new set is $7,000, how much is that per boob? Will

9:26

the stripper know it? All right. The

9:28

stripper math. Same time? Yeah. Answer?

9:32

Well, I don't think she knows it. You

9:34

don't think she knows it? She has not

9:36

proven adept at math. True. True.

9:40

Greg Gory? No, she won't get it.

9:42

No. I'll say yes.

9:44

Yes, menace Sami. Yes. Yes.

9:47

Yes. All right, here we go.

9:49

Next question. If a new set of **** costs

9:51

$7,000, how much is that per ****? Menace.

9:56

Sami. Noise.

10:00

She knows it. If a new set of

10:02

costs $7,000, how

10:05

much is that per? It's

10:08

about 350? Oh,

10:14

wow. Dumb. All

10:16

right. Here,

10:18

we have time for another question. Will the

10:21

stripper know it? Why do we celebrate the

10:23

4th of July? Oh, okay.

10:26

All right. That's a no for her. That's

10:28

the way she knows. Why do we celebrate the

10:30

4th of July, Rave? No.

10:33

No, Greg? No. No,

10:35

no. Seabass, Sami, Menace? She's been super close.

10:37

Yes. Slash getting. All right, so

10:39

yes. So Sami, are you confident? Yeah.

10:44

Sounds it. Well,

10:46

I mean, I think someone wants to say, unless

10:48

I'm overthinking it. Yeah.

10:51

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's

10:53

basic to me. I wouldn't ask this question, because

10:55

it is too basic. Okay. Here

10:58

we go, Menace and Sami. Why

11:00

do we celebrate the 4th of July?

11:02

Menace. When we won the Civil War.

11:05

When we won the Civil War. Oh, maybe I was

11:07

wrong. Are you serious

11:09

with that? Yeah. You're not

11:11

messing around? Yeah. Oh, he

11:13

said independent. Sami? It's our independence, like,

11:15

well, independence day. Our independence from England.

11:18

From, yeah. Yeah, the British are coming, all

11:20

about the Revolutionary War. All that. She's from

11:22

Boston. Yeah. Of course she knows all that.

11:24

You know, Paul Revere and things. Yeah, totally.

11:27

Civil War. The Red Coast are coming. You fought the

11:29

Civil War. The North

11:32

and the South. Okay. No, like,

11:34

the second I said it, I knew.

11:36

Oh, one of those. Yeah,

11:38

one of those situations. Yeah,

11:40

the British are coming and stuff. All right. And

11:43

stuff. Yeah. Let's see if the stripper

11:45

knows it. Why do we celebrate the

11:47

4th of July? Because

11:51

it's, I'm

11:54

about to say independence. It's

11:57

all about independence. Independence from

12:00

who? from oh my

12:02

goodness the other

12:04

countries. I'm

12:07

a country. I mean kind of. Half a

12:09

point. Half a point. Closer than me. Yeah.

12:12

Half with. Right. What she knew was

12:14

another country. All right, one more. One

12:17

more. Thanks again to Omelette and Finster.

12:19

What up Finster? Who

12:21

did the leg work on this one. Yeah,

12:23

it's their version of the D.O.I.Q. and

12:25

they did share it. Just so you know,

12:27

when they shared it on the board, they

12:30

did say I recorded this, feel free to

12:32

edit and use however you see fit. I just thought

12:34

you guys might find it fun. It

12:37

is fun. He's right. And again, giving

12:39

proper credit to Omelette and

12:41

Finster. Yes. At WKLTFM

12:44

in Michigan. All right, here next, last question.

12:46

Here we go. Who's on the $5 bill?

12:49

Okay. Oh, yeah. Hell no. Hell

12:51

to the no. Atomic

12:54

no. But a stripper. Abenheimer no. Right,

12:57

I'm gonna go. Right stripper though. Oh,

13:00

I get it. She has $5 bills. But

13:02

you're the one that looked at it. Right. No,

13:05

she won't know it. No, Menace. This

13:08

one is too easy and I say

13:10

yes. Okay. She'll get it. Yeah, yeah.

13:12

All right. Okay. I'm gonna

13:14

go triple no. Triple no. Triple

13:16

no. Wow. Everybody. All right.

13:19

Okay. Will she know? Let's find

13:21

out with Sammy and Menace first. Question. Same

13:24

time? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's

13:26

a fun twist. Yeah. And

13:29

here's the question. Who's on the $5 bill? Your

13:31

answer on the count of three. One, two,

13:33

three. Lincoln. Nice.

13:36

Lincoln. Okay, yeah. Easy. But they just did

13:39

the same bit at a hip hop festival

13:41

and they're asking the $20 bill, which I

13:43

think was probably a little bit harder. Hamilton.

13:47

And then like no one knew it. Yeah, yeah.

13:50

Does anybody have 20 bucks on? Jackson's

13:52

the 20. Yeah. Oh, Jackson's the

13:54

20? Yeah, Hamilton's the 100. I'm

13:57

all off. Benjamin is 10. Benjamin

14:00

you made it. Oh you can't do that

14:02

anymore. Well you would have failed. Yeah can't

14:04

do that anymore. All about the underage sex

14:07

marriage. Gee. Who's on the five dollar bill?

14:09

George Washington? Well

14:12

I knew that was wrong. Damn. She got

14:14

a president though so. Wow. 877-4040. Yeah at

14:16

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2024. Thanks for being

15:01

here. I'm Woody that's Ramey. Hello. How's

15:04

it going? Morning what? What up? There's

15:06

C-mass. Sammy's here. Phone. Hey. Are open.

15:08

877-4440. That's 877-4440. Hit us up with the

15:10

text over to 22987. How

15:18

was New Zealand? How

15:20

was the pie? Well. How's your legal pie?

15:22

Same thing. Yeah it's a very green

15:28

country. Much like Australia. Much closer to

15:30

the U.S. I kind of judge people

15:32

on a, not judge people, have observed

15:34

a continuum between you know Great

15:36

Britain and the U.S. and all

15:38

the countries of you know the Queen are now

15:41

King's reign in between. Right right. And where they

15:43

fall on that spectrum. And New Zealand is pretty

15:45

damn close to America. How hot were the sheep?

15:47

That's the other thing too. Very attractive people in

15:49

general. How many Lord of the Rings tours did

15:51

you take? Zeros and zeros. What? Oh my gosh.

15:53

I know you did some carton arguing there but

15:55

yeah well because that's the one, the thing that

15:57

you go to New Zealand for is very small.

16:00

like five something million people there is

16:02

you go for a ziplining or jumping and

16:04

then since you know the early 2000s You've

16:07

gone Lord of the rain to get a picture in front of a

16:09

little round store Sammy

16:13

That's what you're gonna do for it. So it's

16:16

it's their fall right now, right? Yeah That's the

16:18

thing is because I think they're technically subtropical So

16:20

it's they'd never they are always within the range

16:22

of like 75 degrees to 45 degrees Okay,

16:25

never freezes never gets too hot. It's

16:27

very lush very nice in that respect

16:30

Yeah, I think all the hot people

16:32

either moved to Australia Even

16:36

just browsing around on the dating ass was

16:38

like, uh, really not I was passing on

16:40

everything. Yeah, it's just a very no New

16:43

Zealand slams not even I maybe

16:45

saw For like

16:48

and potential. Yeah possible women Do

16:51

they call them Sheila there? That's

16:54

why there's I think they're so close to the US

16:56

is that a lot of their verbiage even though they

16:58

do have the Next thing is very coastal strain. It's

17:01

not quite day, right? But it's a lot of like

17:03

they say vitamin instead of vitamin Driving

17:12

on the wrong side of the road. It's

17:14

it's basically America Wow legal America

17:16

It's a close and I it's not quite as

17:18

hot as Hawaii But same sort of like tropical sort of

17:20

stuff and that sort of thing. I probably

17:22

gotta go back anytime soon. You know, it's not great Yeah,

17:27

just like what to low-key Unless

17:31

you really love again ziplining and Like

17:38

you guys mentioned it's just it's sheep and

17:40

cattle they're not really you know, the food

17:42

scene is very generic It's everything,

17:44

you know, it's Indian and Chinese and

17:46

Italian and what pizza and burgers and

17:48

whatever Very just that's okay. You

17:50

know takes a hell of a long time to get

17:52

there. Right? How long time to get back It's a

17:54

lot of effort for ziplining Yeah

18:00

the excursion things. It's

18:02

fine, nice people as we may or

18:04

may not hear. Nice people there. Unfortunate

18:06

looking but very nice. So

18:12

I was on a Royal Caribbean cruise and

18:15

we were talking to this couple, our

18:18

kids were kind of sitting together for

18:20

this water show they do on board

18:22

which was incredible. Really? Yeah, they do

18:24

a show called Hero and it's like

18:26

they dive in these little pools and these

18:28

little, I mean like high dives on a

18:31

cruise ship. They're doing like this tight wire

18:33

walk over to the high dive just to

18:35

high dive off the damn thing. Okay,

18:38

that rules. Dude, it's windy on a cruise ship.

18:41

And anyway, the show was really cool. The

18:43

point being I thought of Seabass because these

18:45

people are from Dubai and Menace's

18:47

of course. You want to go

18:49

to Dubai. Yeah, there's a little Menace. No, but

18:51

like where Seabass and Menace are talking, and by

18:53

the way, Daily Mention of Japan talking

18:56

about how it's like it's the greatest country, clean,

18:58

everything else. They were saying and they've lived a

19:00

lot of different places. They've lived in New York

19:03

for a while and whatever they said that Dubai

19:05

and they've been to Japan a number of times.

19:07

They said Dubai is cleaner than Japan and Dubai

19:10

is on a mission over

19:12

the next five years to become quote

19:14

the greatest country in the world and they will do it.

19:17

Yeah. Oh. Yeah,

19:19

as far as like they don't tolerate any kind of

19:21

law breaking. Everything is absolutely eat

19:24

off the street. It's so clean. I think

19:26

that's lovely except that it's over 100 degrees

19:28

for the majority of the year. Yeah. So

19:31

that's it. It's great for them. Appreciate

19:33

it. When they can't drive, that's great. Yeah. And

19:36

they can't dress safer. They can't dress bloody.

19:38

Nope. Can't get drunk. Can't

19:40

be drunk in public. Can you be all gay? Probably

19:42

not. Have you been to Dubai? Yeah, I think

19:45

Menace, you want to... Not bad. I've been close

19:47

to going but have not. You've been

19:49

so close. I'm almost there. Like

19:51

a lot of stuff that you hear about Dubai, oh, you

19:53

know, women don't have rights and all that kind of stuff.

19:55

That doesn't affect you, right? I mean... Yeah,

19:58

you're right. You're

20:00

like, bye bro! There's women on

20:02

social media, sort of

20:04

like all tattooed up and all

20:07

that kind of stuff and their locals and

20:09

like, yeah, a lot of stuff that you

20:11

hear about Dubai is not true. They go,

20:13

here's me walking around Dubai, here's all my

20:15

tattoos, I'm not covered up. So I don't

20:17

know what is actually true. Sounds like big

20:19

Dubai. I said big Dubai. According to you,

20:21

What's that through? Can't vote, drive, own property,

20:23

work, or get an education. Yeah,

20:25

but then like, No! That's pretty

20:27

great. I mean, they say like

20:30

in the, like kind of

20:32

like Hong Kong is different than mainland

20:34

China, right? Right, different from expats or

20:36

people. They like, what

20:38

people say, at least on social

20:40

media that live there, it's way

20:42

different than outside of Dubai. Well,

20:45

I have a new dream to be a woman

20:47

in Dubai, be like, oh, I don't have to

20:49

go to school. Rip, I would. I don't have

20:52

to work. I'm awesome. I would do it, but

20:54

you know, I'm not allowed. I don't have to

20:56

drive. Cool. I went to gays, like kind of

20:58

like on the fence about like gay marriage, some

21:00

gays, like cause the ones who were together with

21:02

somebody for a long time. Didn't want to. And

21:04

when it was illegal for gay people to get

21:06

married. It was a lifelong excuse. Yeah, you were

21:09

able to say to like this person like, no

21:11

babe, I love you so much and I would

21:13

marry you today. Right. However, and then

21:16

all of a sudden, cause I remember when that law.

21:18

And then it's legal. We were living in San Francisco

21:20

at the time and they passed Proposition 8 or whatever

21:22

it was at the time and it went through and,

21:25

and there were some pretty upset gay

21:27

people. Not all, obviously the majority was

21:29

very excited, but there was some

21:32

like, damn it. Like, is there what's the excuse?

21:34

Like, man. I wonder how gay you can be

21:36

in Dubai. Probably not that

21:38

gay. Probably not that gay. It is

21:40

probably illegal. Like, you just watching dance

21:42

with the stars gay, probably okay. Fine.

21:44

Probably not out in the street gay. I

21:47

mean, you guys sharing a dessert, that's probably okay. But

21:49

again, I don't know. I don't know, dude. I don't

21:51

know what's true and not true because I see a

21:53

lot of gays going to Dubai. But here's what I

21:55

wouldn't do. Like in not being sure, I wouldn't go

21:57

there and see what I can do. You know, like,

22:00

I want to know what I want to know

22:02

black and white what can you do? What can

22:04

you not do because like the thing about going

22:06

international? What's gonna get me? Don't yeah, I mean

22:08

yeah, you should do that for any country Very

22:11

true, but something tells me to buy is probably

22:14

more hardcore than some When

22:16

it comes to stuff that you probably think twice

22:18

about like I wouldn't oral on my hotel balcony,

22:20

right? So

22:24

I couldn't rent a car there if I went

22:26

on vacation I think it is different like men's

22:28

to say For people who are not okay. Yeah,

22:30

they have a little looser, but again why even

22:32

worry about that? Why had that be oh, God

22:34

can I have a beer in public?

22:36

Oh can't oh crap like why even have to deal

22:38

with that whole time like I didn't have to deal

22:40

with that when I was In New Zealand right not

22:43

as clean of course because it's basically America I

22:46

did have a nice time, but again. I don't

22:48

worry about being imprisoned because I'm there with Mario

22:50

We're quite sure right you were there with Mario

22:54

Did this Royal Caribbean ship that we were on

22:56

Symphony of the Seas it was fantastic

22:58

that water shows sounds awesome Well the water show

23:00

was great. I mean what he went to a

23:02

water show. I thought you would hear the word

23:04

water show Yeah

23:08

reason I went I was kind of exploring the ship

23:10

one night And I was like oh what I heard

23:12

like a 30 seconds to Mars on Kings and Queens

23:15

What the hell's going on over here, and you don't have

23:17

a date it well cuz part of the water show and

23:21

The few minutes that I saw while I was

23:23

standing like oh, that's actually pretty cool, so Kind

23:26

of shocking yeah, well. It's not a just

23:29

what they were doing like just the Physically

23:31

the stuff that they were doing was pretty

23:34

wild sometimes It's hard to walk on the deck

23:36

of a cruise ship imagine doing the tightrope Yeah,

23:38

after this ship was so big up until a

23:40

couple years ago I think it was the largest

23:42

cruise ship in the world right folks who were

23:44

wondering it is not that new one Icon

23:47

right it turns out that one's barely bigger

23:49

than this one. It's by like. I don't

23:51

know I think I got a hundred feet

23:54

Which is it's significant, but not you know how

23:56

much are you really gonna notice that was already

23:58

that huge? That's an area

24:00

called Central Park and you're walking through this and

24:03

you're like, this is a boat because

24:05

there's like 10,000

24:08

trees and plants and everything and it looks

24:10

like a higher in the middle of the

24:12

ship It's like from deck 8 and there's

24:14

this like a 20 deck ship.

24:16

You're on deck 8 walking through this There's these big

24:18

tall trees and it's right in the middle of the

24:20

ship. You think you're like in an actual park All

24:23

right, don't laugh at me. Are they insane? Real? Yes,

24:25

yeah It was real trees On

24:28

a ship That's what I'm saying.

24:30

I've never been on a ship that big

24:32

and then it's surrounded by restaurants like all

24:34

around Oh circle like Jamie Jamie Oliver like

24:36

the naked chef guy have a

24:38

place there. That was really good They had a fantastic

24:41

steak out. The the food was amazing. You think I

24:43

theory branded or no? No No,

24:51

I tell you man it was it was

24:53

impressive like are you ship itself is impressive

24:55

are you water show guy now? I

24:59

am back water show You

25:02

have those friends who are lava cake people they look for

25:04

the best What do you

25:06

like going on a water? Water

25:09

show like but we already

25:12

booked two more cruises nice really do it on

25:14

the cruise what time did you do it on

25:16

the cruise? Well, yeah, we did. Yeah They

25:20

give me every time to when I'm on

25:22

there. Okay, did you buy any terrible artwork

25:24

speaking of? Yeah, how many

25:26

Peter Mac's painting? You

25:29

watch though. Oh, you are one of those

25:31

suckers for watching. Yeah I

25:33

see those ad like oh, here's Conor McGregor with

25:35

the new sake whatever the hell right now. I'm

25:38

a watch Situation

25:41

Oh the casino is massive.

25:43

No massive. There's a casinos on

25:45

ships are usually kind of small No,

25:47

this one that I was huge

25:50

Hining huge sweet the biggest Non

25:53

casino casino. Yeah that

25:55

I've seen did you go on these shore excursions?

25:57

We did country,

26:00

people! Wow! Wow, I mean,

26:02

uh-oh. It's owned

26:04

by Royal, or leased by Royal Caribbean. It's the

26:07

other big private island. Yeah, and that was really

26:09

cool. If you go on a Royal Caribbean cruise,

26:11

make sure it includes what's called Perfect Day. Coke

26:14

O'Kay, I think is... That's how I've been there,

26:16

yeah? Yeah, it's really nice. They got these huge,

26:18

big adult-only areas, so if you don't want to

26:20

be among the riffraff and the kids and everything

26:22

else, it was very, very

26:24

cool. Speaking of places that are basically America, you

26:26

don't have to deal with anything like... Like Metz

26:29

is back in the 80s. Yeah, I hate it,

26:31

it rules. Yeah, we were supposed to go to

26:33

Haiti and they somehow canceled that. Wait, what? They

26:35

canceled that and they... No, they switched it to

26:37

Perfect Day, this private island they got. Yeah, control

26:39

over this place. I know. But the

26:41

kids loved it. My kids are 14 and 11. It

26:44

was perfect for them, and so very cool. Not a

26:46

sponsor, but they definitely could be. I'd never been on

26:49

a Royal Caribbean cruise before, and it was great. So

26:52

great we booked two more. Nice, nice.

26:54

We're gonna go over actual Christmas this

26:56

year. Oh, fun. Also Caribbean. It's

26:59

not cool. It's not cool. It's not cool.

27:02

It's not cool. Which we've never done that before. It's the best.

27:06

that and be gone for actual Christmas. Yeah, it's

27:08

so cool. And then I booked another one for

27:10

not this Thanksgiving, but the following Thanksgiving. Damn, girl.

27:13

How fun. Damn. I

27:15

think I'm a cruise guy now. Apparently. Yeah, you can tell.

27:17

I've sailed 10 million miles. Oh, we did sit next to

27:19

one of those guys at one of the restaurants. Right.

27:21

He's like a 30 Royal Caribbean cruise. Nice.

27:24

I mean, that's a nice start. They give you a pin, right? I

27:27

know. But he was bitching about, you know, I

27:29

forget what status I am. I've been on 10. Really?

27:33

Yeah. Yeah. It

27:35

was it was it was great. Yeah, great. Are

27:37

we on vacation? Good. Yeah, it

27:39

was good. Didn't get sick. Wow. Like

27:42

the first vacation in eight years that I wasn't sick. It

27:44

was fantastic. Amazing. You didn't really

27:46

go anywhere right now. Yeah. That

27:48

typically used to be the guy who like if we had

27:50

two days off, he'd fly away to go to like Paris.

27:53

I went a couple of different places. I was on the

27:55

plane a couple of times. He did go to the grocery

27:57

store. I guess. No, no, not the

27:59

opening. I want to. opening of a Daiso but I

28:01

want to the HEB that we're

28:03

talking about. Two story. Two

28:06

story. It was a new one. It was

28:08

a new one. That's at a grocery store in Texas, Jay. Yeah.

28:10

Oh, okay. Texas, that's the grocery store.

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you. That's what you did for your vacation. You went

29:22

to a grocery store? No, no, no. That

29:24

was one of my... That was just one stop. Wait,

29:28

you got on a plane to go to a grocery store? Yes.

29:30

No, I didn't. I went to multiple things. He

29:33

was... I thought... What'd you do?

29:36

I went to Palm Springs. I went to resorts. Yeah. What

29:39

was the highlight? I think

29:41

the highlight was maybe the barbecue

29:44

at the grocery store. There you

29:46

go. No. I

29:48

hung out with some listeners. I had to do some

29:51

work stuff. Hangouts was... Oh, I got paid to

29:53

hang out with some listeners. Yeah. No, I think you paid.

29:56

I'm one of them. Oh, yeah. I'm

29:58

one of them. I'm one of them. You work

30:00

related things what are you going back to traveling?

30:02

I kind of like Kind of

30:04

weirds me out when we have a vacation now menaces and going

30:07

somewhere and it's been this way I like last What

30:09

are you talking about? I went to Italy in Barcelona You

30:12

know that yeah, that was the one Yeah,

30:15

the most was not one. Yeah, okay, remember

30:17

he got he'd Had

30:21

to go fly ship

30:25

He's like I didn't know you were gonna go to this

30:27

place like over vacation I go dude I said it

30:29

on the air Yeah, oh he doesn't listen us Previous

30:37

vacation yes, I was in Barcelona

30:39

and in this upcoming vacation

30:41

that we have I plan on going somewhere

30:44

All right. Yes to another grocery store You

30:46

know once the money Let's

31:06

take the break then I want to come back

31:08

and ready can tell her story She shared with

31:11

me she texted me something pretty crazy happened to

31:13

her at the casino We're not talking

31:15

about that. She didn't lose That's

31:20

not the crazy story like I'm really Crazy

31:24

actually, it's true. Yeah security got

31:26

involved. Oh, no I'm

31:28

gonna leave you with that. Well, yeah, so we're gonna

31:30

take a quick break and then rabies crazy casino story

31:32

next turn the woody show Phones are open 8 7

31:36

7 44 woody hit us up with a text over to 2 2 9 8 So

31:48

I run for the break maybe

31:50

mention this But

32:00

that reminded me that earlier in the

32:02

week, Ravey had hit me up saying, man, the craziest thing

32:04

just happened to me at the casino. And I said, what'd

32:06

you lose? All right. That would be crazy. And then she

32:08

told me this story. It's actually pretty wild. Well,

32:11

it occurred to me, I hadn't

32:13

gambled at all this year. So

32:16

I wanted to spend a couple of

32:18

days on the strip. So that's where I

32:20

was doing some gambling. Just a

32:22

hot tip for everybody. Goldfish

32:25

Deluxe was paying off. It was

32:28

him. And this story involves Goldfish

32:30

Deluxe. And that's

32:32

a slot machine for old ladies.

32:34

No, it's not. It's for everybody.

32:36

All right. So

32:39

one of the things I wanted to do when

32:41

I was there was check out the fountain blue. Brand

32:44

new resort. Had never been in

32:46

there. It is way

32:48

down at the one end of the strip

32:50

near the strat. So it is way down

32:52

there. Basically like a kind of a cross

32:55

from Circus Circus. So that's and resorts

32:57

world that area. So

32:59

I go into the fountain blue.

33:03

And the first thing you notice is how

33:05

immense and how sparkly and shiny it is.

33:07

You also notice how many people are not

33:09

in there. So basically...

33:11

It's huge, right? Yeah. It's

33:14

nowhere near foot traffic. Right. Exactly.

33:16

So it started off

33:18

with me walking through

33:21

this immense lobby with

33:23

just employees in there. And

33:25

I was even checking in. Like you wouldn't even

33:27

know you're in Vegas. But

33:29

the floor is so clean

33:31

that all you hear... No walking on

33:34

it. Yeah. Are

33:36

my niggas twigging like the whole way. Which

33:40

was hilarious. It looks like a regular hotel from

33:42

the outside, really. It does. It

33:45

does. It's built like a mall. Like so the

33:47

bottom floor is the gaming floor. Then the second

33:49

floor is like all the restaurants and the theater.

33:51

And then third floor is like the club and

33:53

then the pool area. I was only on the

33:55

casino floor. So walking

33:58

around the casino is really... Relatively quiet

34:01

whatever machine you want to get on you can get on

34:03

So I was like up and down and

34:06

then back up and then back down and

34:08

so you know It's kind of like a

34:10

typical gambling thing then I found some goldfish

34:12

to look nice So

34:14

I push now one of the hardest

34:17

things in any casino As

34:19

you know Greg when you have a ticket that you

34:21

want to cash out. Yeah,

34:23

it's really hard to find Where

34:25

you cash them. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't even know

34:28

where to find one because I never had one

34:30

held It could be really difficult So

34:32

you've got these couple goldfish deluxe together

34:34

But then the cash out spot was

34:36

like kind of across the floor where

34:39

I was like you really had to

34:41

walk to get there So I was

34:43

playing the one on the right

34:45

and it didn't really I put

34:48

a honey in there nothing Oh I

34:51

know so I'm like, you know what? I'll play the one

34:53

on the left. I've been there about an hour and a

34:55

half I'm like, oh, I think I got a pretty good

34:58

idea of what the fountain blues all about I'm gonna play

35:00

this one on the left and then I'm gonna

35:02

get out of here. And so I

35:04

play the one on the left Get it

35:06

up to like 300 bucks. Yeah Just

35:09

a couple of profit and I'm three hundred

35:11

dollars and forty cents to be specific

35:14

And so then I walk across

35:16

the floor Where the

35:18

cash out thing is and I cash it

35:20

out and I turn around There's

35:23

a giant man Probably

35:26

a foot and a half

35:28

taller than I am. Well, everybody is to

35:30

be fair. Yeah He's

35:33

like six foot five. That's right in

35:35

my face You

35:37

stole my money Yelling

35:39

you stole my money with this

35:41

thick accent you stole my money What

35:45

what are you talking about? You stole

35:48

my money. I want my money back What

35:51

like? yelling Random

35:54

not like threatening me with violence,

35:56

but definitely yelling. I definitely

35:58

convinced that I stole his money. Just

36:02

give it back, that's all I want. I just want my

36:04

money back. Like dude, I don't

36:06

have your money. What are you talking about?

36:09

What is happening? I'm like, you

36:12

know, the casino floor is not that busy. I'm

36:14

like looking around for like the hidden

36:16

camera show. I

36:19

just want my money back or I'm getting

36:21

security. Great. Go for it. Yeah.

36:23

Yeah. And that's what I

36:25

said. I'm like, either get security or I'm walking away.

36:28

I'm like, get security then because I said

36:30

security is going to show that I

36:32

don't have your money. There's cameras everywhere.

36:34

Well, I don't speak good English. Okay.

36:36

And I'm like, what does that have to do

36:38

with anything? I would think I was

36:40

on a hidden camera show. Like I wasn't

36:43

yelling at him because I was like in such

36:46

shock. Was he just pranking?

36:48

So security comes over.

36:50

So as we were

36:52

waiting for on security, he keeps looking

36:54

at me with just hatred

36:56

in his eyes. Like how can

36:58

you live with yourself in my

37:01

country? Women? No vote. Like over

37:03

and over. You've

37:05

been good to buy. I'm

37:07

like, I'm living with myself

37:10

just fine. Fella. And

37:12

so security comes over and

37:15

a bunch of employees because they're not doing

37:17

anything else. So basically they

37:19

separate us. And

37:21

so I'm telling this employee

37:23

Mary Jane MJ for

37:25

short. Nice. Where I was and what

37:28

I was playing because I can, because

37:30

I could clock it all. I said, I

37:32

put the honey in this machine. Didn't win

37:34

anything. Put a honey in this machine. One

37:36

three hundred dollars and 40 cents. What to

37:39

cash it out. Now, what I

37:41

was able to glean from

37:43

everything that was happening was this

37:45

guy left a

37:48

machine with $120 in it and went to

37:52

help his wife, but left that money. And

37:55

because I had to go across the way

37:57

to cash out, I was. out

38:00

by the machine where he had left the money.

38:03

Oh. And when he so

38:05

assumed that I injected it, turned around and

38:07

cashed it up. Oh, so this wasn't somebody

38:09

that you were like gambling next to? No, I wasn't

38:11

anywhere near him. That's why it's important

38:13

to note in the story you have to walk

38:15

across the casino to cash out. Why

38:18

would I? My question is like if you have money in the machine

38:20

like that, why would you get up and leave it? Because it's

38:22

a morrow. Right. Cash out. People

38:24

are dumbass. We really underestimate the obliviousness of so

38:26

many people through. So basically they,

38:29

you know, check the computers. It all clocked

38:31

out like I said it did. And

38:34

then the cameras absolutely showed somebody

38:36

injecting it. He ejected his

38:38

$120. Boop. They're

38:41

not going to turn around and cash it right there.

38:43

Yeah. And that person wasn't even.

38:45

Because they're critical. So MJ said,

38:47

oh, you're good to go. Like no

38:49

kidding. Oh, I want an apology

38:52

first. I would have demanded an apology.

38:55

But he was still surrounded by security. I'm

38:57

like at this place. I'm out. Yeah.

39:00

I don't want to correct you, but it's like

39:02

Fontaine Blue. Whatever it is. I don't care. I'm

39:04

never stepping foot in there again. I think it's

39:07

pronounced never going there again. Never

39:09

stepping foot in there again. Fontaine

39:11

Blue. Whatever it is. I don't care. They

39:14

put the blue on. The employees were very good. Yeah.

39:17

Like it never really escalated. Escalated.

39:20

Right. On his part, he was pissed,

39:22

but he was the idiot in this scenario. That's what he

39:24

gets for getting up and walking away. How can you live

39:26

with your family? He didn't do anything easily. Yeah, I'm good.

39:29

How can he live with his regret? Oh,

39:31

no. That would have been awesome. The Woody

39:33

Show will be right back. Well, we were talking about traveling. Vacation.

39:36

Here's what it does. I'm from Venice. Yeah, it

39:38

says of the world. Oh, sweet. Whose is

39:40

bigger? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm

39:43

not sure. I'm not sure.

39:45

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

39:48

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm

39:50

not sure. I'm not sure. I'm

39:52

not sure. I'm not sure. Oh,

39:54

sweet. Whose is bigger? Oh, I

39:57

already know this list. All right. I'm

39:59

not sure. American dudes or British dudes? Uhhh...

40:03

British. American. US

40:06

dudes. Fairly.

40:08

5.4 inches. This is at full attention by the way. Yeah. 5.4

40:12

inches for Americans, 5.2 for Brits. Okay.

40:16

Oh wow. Alright.

40:20

Australians or Mexican dudes? Who's got the

40:22

bigger one? Uh, not the Australians. Australia,

40:24

down under? Sure. Mexicans.

40:27

Really? 5.87 inches at full attention. Australians,

40:30

how's their pie? 5.7 inches, that's how it

40:33

is. You're starting low, cause

40:35

the only ones I know are the top ones. Uh,

40:38

French. All you care about. Or Italians.

40:41

Who's got the bigger wing? Italian. Italian.

40:43

Oh! The French, 6.2 inches.

40:48

Italian, 6 inches flat. Fair.

40:52

Bigger than either British or American dudes.

40:54

They're flat ones. Right,

40:57

like pasta. Very scary. Men

41:00

in Ecuador have the biggest penises in the world. Yeah.

41:04

Yeah, I know. With

41:06

an average or length of nearly 7 inches. Wow.

41:08

They crush. All the hot weather. Average sunshine.

41:12

Right, they have summer penis all the time.

41:14

Oh! I

41:16

forgot about that. I forgot about summer penis. Yeah, I know. Let's

41:18

prove it right there. I'm

41:20

looking forward to it. Hey

41:22

guys, I'm moving. Oh,

41:25

the tiniest? A full rod. They're only 4 inches.

41:28

It's gotta be NK, right? Cambodian

41:30

men. Really?

41:32

No bone. 4

41:34

inches. Jeez. Not a guess that. Researchers

41:38

found countries with higher obesity rates tended to

41:40

have smaller members, which could explain the distribution

41:42

of the fat tissue. Mm-hmm. But

41:46

yeah, look at you. Men in Ecuador. 7

41:48

inches. 4 rodded up. Nice

41:50

going. Yeah. But

41:54

Menace knew that. Yeah, Menace

41:56

knew. This is the oldest news of this country. I

41:58

knew Ecuador was number one. read up

42:00

on it or is it like a

42:02

Google alert? I think I did Google

42:04

it once and yeah Ecuador was at

42:06

the top. Surprisingly the Norway, Sweden, Finland,

42:09

because the people that are so tall.

42:12

Yeah. I think that way they'd be able

42:14

to... Apparently that's a myth as well. Yeah,

42:16

not directly but on average. It's got to

42:18

be true. I mean you

42:20

bigger everything when you're taller. Look at

42:22

Shaq. Yeah. Look at Shaq. Look

42:24

at his feet. Okay, but I see the feet,

42:27

the hands, all that stuff is... But

42:29

on average. But

42:31

you would think that if the feet and the hands

42:33

thing don't equate, why would everything else equate?

42:35

It doesn't equate not one to one I'm saying but in

42:37

general it's got to be. Why

42:40

though? Because I mean they wouldn't necessarily have

42:42

bigger lips or a bigger nose or anything due to

42:44

their height. Yeah, you do. Well,

42:46

I mean... But I mean it's proportional.

42:48

Yeah, proportional. But overall it doesn't fit. Yeah,

42:51

exactly. Yeah. That's beautiful. Imagine

42:53

you're like some big tall, just a big guy like Shaq

42:55

but you got like a micro penis. Doesn't

42:58

that suck? Yeah,

43:00

I think that'd be pretty bad. Yeah, because everybody just assumes you

43:02

got to have like a monster hug. Monster

43:04

wiener. You know? But oh

43:06

no. Yeah. That is not

43:08

proportionate. Not proportionate at all. I mean I'm looking

43:10

at the Cambodian, the lowest, the smallest penis. There's

43:12

average male height? Five foot three. Alright. Oh

43:15

damn. Four inch wang, yeah. This

43:17

is... This is... This is... This

43:20

is... So we made it back

43:22

from vacation. Also clearly none of us won

43:24

the Powerball now. One point

43:26

three billion dollars of the weekend went to someone

43:29

in Oregon. Okay. Okay. Alright.

43:32

Good evening, sir. Mark

43:34

Madness ends tonight with the men's final

43:36

battle of number one seats for

43:39

Duke and UConn. The women's final

43:41

was yesterday's South Carolina hero winner. And

43:45

everybody's talked about the 99 cent only

43:47

store shutting down on 371 locations. Now

43:51

I had to read you their quote from the

43:53

CEO. His name. Quote,

43:55

unfortunately, because it includes a... There's

43:59

a statement... There's a language in

44:01

here that I'm so tired of hearing. The

44:04

world we live in, so that's the world we live

44:06

in, is one that like that's the big thing now.

44:09

You talk to any manager, whatever it used to

44:11

be. It is what it is. But their new

44:13

way of saying that now is, well it's the

44:15

world we live in. No, no, no. That's

44:17

you not challenging anybody or asking the question

44:20

when you say, hey, are we able to

44:22

do X, Y, Z or I propose that

44:24

we, whatever it is, they go, nah,

44:26

that's not the way they said it. Then

44:28

I go, why? Because I'm asking why. They're

44:30

not asking to the people above them because whenever

44:33

I go over someone's head, which I do quite

44:35

often. It's the only way to do it.

44:37

You never ask a question of a person who can't

44:39

give you the yes. If they have to go to

44:42

somebody else, that's who you go to.

44:44

Then you just go directly to. You

44:46

can politic it first, right? You

44:48

can go and follow the chain of command or

44:50

whatever, but when that person is nothing but a

44:52

pussy who will never ask the person above them,

44:54

well then you just cut them out of the

44:56

mix altogether because otherwise you're going to get nowhere.

44:58

There's a reason they're in middle management. And

45:01

they stay there. We had this massive fight,

45:03

I did, had a massive fight over this

45:05

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46:10

the people, everybody below, no, no, no.

46:12

And then I went to the CEO

46:14

of the company. He originally said no.

46:16

Even though he's the top guy, I did

46:19

send him a text. I said,

46:21

since when did you become such a gigantic

46:23

pussy? That's a good text. Now, now I

46:26

have a relationship with this person. It's not

46:28

like all of a sudden out of nowhere

46:30

I'm texting this guy or whatever. We do

46:32

have that kind of relationship where I can

46:34

be direct like that. But guess what? It

46:37

was a fight. It was a back and forth and

46:39

a whole thing and asking just to reconsider and making

46:41

your point. And guess what?

46:44

We got the stupid

46:46

billboard. Just because nobody ever wants to ask why

46:48

or challenge or say, hey, well, what's the reason

46:50

behind that? And usually it's something they just don't

46:52

want to try. They

46:55

don't want to try. And so they give it, well, that's the world we

46:57

live in. That's not an answer. I hate that. I

47:00

see that. Because it's so different.

47:02

I hate that. It is. That's

47:04

like I'm a turtle on my back. I'm not even going to try. It

47:06

seems to me, and I'm going to let you talk about this. Anytime I

47:08

go even to like entry level people, like any

47:10

amount of effort to find something for me or

47:12

to do something, like I was picking up a

47:14

package that I grew on vacation. I had it

47:16

dropped off at the local FedEx place. I show

47:18

up with my ID. Oh, it might not

47:20

be here. Oh, it's not under your name.

47:22

Oh, we only keep it for five days. Like, no, it's

47:25

here. No, it's here. It's five different times

47:27

when I'm not to do her job and go in the back.

47:29

I know. And guess what it was? Right

47:32

in the back. I know. But she wanted me

47:34

to leave that store. The moment I walk in, she wanted me to leave

47:36

because she didn't want to do her job. Oh, wow. Yeah,

47:38

that's what they do. And you know what? And the

47:40

way things are, people are just afraid. They're afraid they're

47:42

going to lose their job even if they ask a

47:44

question like that. You know, like, oh,

47:47

hey, any particular reason why? Like, hey, can we figure

47:49

out a work route or a compromise on this? They

47:51

don't even want to put their neck out on that.

47:54

They forget who they were to get the position they

47:56

were in the first place. They were probably somebody a

47:58

little bit more aggressive. They weren't just the person. sitting

48:00

there quietly, nobody would know who they were. They

48:03

would have never even rose

48:05

to the top to be considered for a position like

48:08

that. But then

48:10

all of a sudden they get that position, they

48:12

forget who that person was and that they're playing

48:14

defense to not lose their job. And

48:17

when you're playing not to lose, you usually lose. Eventually,

48:19

yes. Eventually. Anyway. So

48:22

what did he say that made

48:24

you so annoyed? Okay, macroeconomic headwinds.

48:26

Headwinds, that's a big one. Oh,

48:29

god. Headwinds. I

48:31

don't know why. It irks me. Like

48:33

just those, it gives me a douche chill. I don't

48:35

get angry about it. She's like, oh, god. Yeah. So

48:38

the CEO of the 99 Cent Store

48:40

says, unfortunately, the last several years have

48:42

presented significant and lasting challenges in the

48:44

retail environment, including the unprecedented

48:46

impact of the COVID-19 pandemic,

48:49

shifting consumer demand, rising

48:51

levels of shrink. People

48:54

stealing. Oh, of shrink.

48:56

Shrink. Like that's a... Yeah. Because

48:59

I would have thought the cheaper stores would benefit from

49:01

inflation. Right, right, right. But that's why I think this

49:03

is a little crap. I mean,

49:05

the rumors are saying like a

49:07

lot of their money was mismanaged.

49:09

Is that possible? Persistent inflationary pressures

49:12

and other macroeconomic headwinds, all

49:14

of which have greatly hindered the company's ability

49:16

to operate. Makes no sense. It really doesn't.

49:20

Because if everything is a trillion dollars at the

49:22

other stores, go there. I've been walking down a

49:24

regular grocery store aisles and I've heard people say, how

49:26

the hell is this so much? People

49:28

explain this out just to nobody. Right.

49:31

It's that apparent. Yeah. We

49:33

shop at the same store? It's wild. I always yell

49:35

that out. It's going to be $3.99. I'm

49:37

going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm

49:39

going to be like, what is going on? It

49:42

is what it is, you know? It's the

49:44

macroeconomic headwind. It's the world we live

49:46

in. So what do you

49:48

go back in a few? I

49:51

was talking during that last segment

49:54

about this fight about a billboard. Yeah. We

49:56

have a new billboard campaign. If you've been

49:58

on our Instagram, you've seen it. they're all

50:00

over LA and Orange County. Some

50:03

oldies but goodies, like you'll probably hate it. One

50:06

said there's a couple of the other

50:08

ones that have been up there before, but we have a

50:10

bunch of new ones, including one that says, that has our

50:12

logo on it, and it says another public

50:15

nuisance that George Gascon won't do anything

50:17

about. Right. Yeah.

50:20

And by all accounts, it's

50:22

the favorite around here, not just of the people on

50:24

the show, but the people in the hallways, everything else.

50:26

Oh, for sure. And you get to

50:29

now where it has to go up the corporate ladder,

50:31

and they go, no, we can't run that one. Yeah.

50:34

And I go, why? Now this is our market president, this

50:36

guy Paul. He's a new guy. And

50:39

he goes, well, you know, it's just,

50:42

it's too divisive. Like, divisive.

50:44

Everybody hates this guy. Oh,

50:46

no, he survived a recall election. Go, why? Yeah,

50:49

and? And? I said, but

50:51

like, people are fed up. And it's

50:53

just kind of funny. We're a public, you know, we're saying

50:56

we're a public nuisance that he won't do anything about. No,

50:59

I know. And then he set up the corporate ladder and

51:01

then a couple of the other guys said, well, you know, we

51:03

could be seen as racist. Racist?

51:05

I'm like racist how? Well,

51:08

because, you know, the

51:11

people whose policies, the

51:13

benefit the most from his policies are

51:15

people who are incarcerated. And

51:17

stats show that the

51:20

minorities are incarcerated at a higher

51:22

rate than any other than white

51:24

people. I'm like, what you are

51:26

like, really? Talk about overthinking

51:28

it. Oh, my God. I'm

51:31

like, well, you know, we just can't get boycotted. I'm

51:34

like a boy. By the way, we've been boycotted

51:36

before. It's the greatest thing that's ever happened. Ruled. Never

51:39

gotten more coverage. Yeah, because people who have no idea about the show,

51:41

who have never listened to the show all of a sudden now they're

51:43

aware of it. Who are these people?

51:45

Yeah. So anyway, big thing. And I

51:47

go, man, why? I told you

51:49

about the taxes and this text out like, no, since when

51:51

is it? What if it becomes such gigantic? Exactly.

51:54

Like, this is totally local. It's

51:56

completely on brand. Everybody

51:58

loves it. I

52:00

don't understand what the big deal is. And

52:02

so they go, well, we'll send it around the horn

52:04

again. And I appeal to the CEO. And

52:07

finally, I'll give the new guy, Paul, some credit

52:10

because he stepped in and he really had our

52:12

back. And so we – after a lot of

52:14

back and forth and a

52:16

lot of arguing and name calling, we got

52:19

the billboard approved. And so

52:21

now it's up to – so if you

52:23

see the – another public nuisance that George

52:26

Gaskin won't do anything about, just know that

52:28

was a huge fight. So here's an after

52:30

hours voicemail that we got. Hey guys, I

52:32

was driving down to Loma and over here

52:34

in Compton and I saw your newest billboard

52:36

regarding George Gaskin and the public nuisance said

52:39

that he'll do nothing about and I just

52:41

had the laughing shit in my pants. That

52:43

was frickin' hilarious. You guys are awesome. Keep

52:46

it up. I hope you guys get another

52:48

10 years out of this thing. I'll talk

52:50

to you guys later. Bye.

52:52

See? And that's been the reaction every time

52:54

we've shown that billboard to anybody. Yep. That's

52:57

what they say. Yeah, that's what they say. They love

53:00

it. How much it rules. And they go, well, you know,

53:02

the thing with billboards – you could talk about that on

53:04

the air, but the thing with the billboards is that, you

53:06

know, people could take a picture and share it around. Like,

53:08

that's the point. Good. Oh no. So

53:10

God, if you call my phone – If you see any of our billboards, please

53:12

take a picture and post it on socials. Make sure you tag us. Ugh, all

53:15

that fight. Let us know that it was actually worth it. We

53:17

are into another new hour. Intensity training for

53:20

a politically correct

53:25

world. It's

53:30

Monday morning. We're back from our

53:32

spring break vacation. Everybody made it

53:34

back in one piece. We are

53:36

good. Here we are. And the

53:38

phone's up at 877-44. I say

53:40

877-44. What do you have on the text?

53:42

You can send that over to us. We'll be right back. Alright.

54:02

I awarded a calendar and

54:04

we give Menace a piece

54:06

of the calendar. It's got the word on

54:08

there. It's got the pronunciation guide. He calls

54:10

it the pronunciation guide. And

54:12

it's got the couple definitions on there and

54:14

also the use of the sentence. Oh, the

54:16

sentence that he has to read for us.

54:19

We're going to add hopefully another word to

54:21

his vocabulary. Now, the last time we did

54:23

this, he nailed the pronunciation on the first

54:25

try. This is great. Right out the

54:27

gate. But the sentence has ten new

54:29

words in it. He's not. The

54:32

sentence was ridiculous. That's right. Yeah. That's

54:35

right. So anyway, the Menace word

54:37

of the day. Okay.

54:40

Alright. The Menace you own folks

54:42

stop? Yes. Alright.

54:45

What is today's word of the day? Eneurysm.

54:48

Hey. Look at that. Sure is. What's

54:51

up? What's up? What's

54:53

up? In a row. Alright.

54:56

Now, what's the definition? What's the definition? Did

54:59

you look at the sentence before or the definition

55:01

before you gave us the pronunciation? No. No,

55:04

he literally just opened it. Yeah. He

55:07

didn't read that fast. Oh yeah. Come on. Yeah.

55:11

Alright. What's the definition? The definition

55:14

is an abnormal blood filled plague

55:18

of blood vessel

55:20

and especially an artery resulting

55:24

from weakening as

55:26

from disease of

55:28

the vessel wall. Now, that word that you said was

55:30

plague. I'm curious where you got plague. Yeah. Try

55:33

that one again. Try that word again. Uh,

55:36

uh, uh, plug? Plug?

55:40

Plug? B-B-U-L-G-E. B-U-L-G-E. Got

55:42

it? Alright. You don't

55:45

have one. No, that's for the audience to know. Bulge. Bulge.

55:48

Bulge. Bulge. Bulge.

55:51

Bulge. Bulge. There

55:54

you worked it out. I'm not sure why you got

55:56

plague. I had to get a plaque. I don't know.

55:58

Are you taking a plaque? Maybe. Yeah.

56:01

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Got

56:04

it. Nailed it. So try that one more

56:06

time from the top. Yeah. An abnormal

56:08

blood-filled bulge

56:11

of blood vessel and

56:13

especially in artery resulting

56:15

from weakening as from

56:17

disease of the vessel

56:19

wall. Good. Bulge

56:22

of a blood vessel. Okay. Used

56:24

in a sentence. The word again is aneurysm. All

56:26

right. When Menish tries

56:28

to pronounce simple words, his

56:31

pupils dilate and eyes

56:33

gloss over combined with

56:37

the balderdash.

56:41

Coming out of

56:43

his mouth, many

56:46

physicians have incorrectly identified

56:49

this phenomenon as an

56:52

aneurysm. Worry not. What?

56:56

Worry not. He just

56:58

sawdust in his brain. Sawdust in

57:00

his brain. Sorry. Worry not.

57:02

He just sawdust in his brain. How many of

57:04

these words like has? I don't know. I'm just

57:07

looking ahead to see if there's

57:09

any bigger words in there. We

57:16

just get over a lot of conjunctions.

57:18

For sure. For sure. That was

57:20

Kaiser Health News, by the way. Kaiser

57:23

Health. I just love that. I just love

57:25

that. I just love that. I just love

57:27

that. Cute. I love Kaiser.

57:30

Shout out to Kaiser. Shout out to Apple. So the

57:32

word for today is... Aneurysm. Great job,

57:34

Menish. Oh, thank you. I'm a Menish guy. That

57:36

was excellent. That was very wordy. I hear a

57:38

lot. I don't think a lot of people think

57:40

about what it actually means in your body. I'm

57:42

having an aneurysm. I go, what is that? It's

57:44

a blolitch. It's a plate. It's a plate.

57:47

Is it a blood? I've got a plate

57:49

in my pants. When

57:51

something really bad be happening, you're having an

57:53

aneurysm? The whole idea of an aneurysm. That's

57:55

scary. That's so scary. See,

58:00

aneurysm symptoms. Are

58:03

there symptoms? Besides what we just heard? No,

58:05

isn't just out of nowhere? No,

58:07

I think some people know in advance that

58:09

they have one. Right, because it's not just

58:11

in the brain. Headache, vomiting, yep, double bit,

58:14

especially in the brain. Is

58:18

that the one where you just drop dead? That's

58:22

our friend Robin, right? And then

58:24

this other woman that I was really

58:26

good friends with, another promotions director.

58:29

Robin, this woman that we worked with, she

58:31

was promotions director and this other woman Abigail,

58:33

another promotions director, they both died

58:35

of the same thing. Just out of

58:38

nowhere. Out of nowhere, aneurysm. That

58:41

is like a high stress job, but Robin

58:43

never seemed like she was stressed, but I

58:45

think she was usually high. A lot of

58:47

high. Yeah, she had a little side business,

58:49

but you know before everything was legalized. Yeah,

58:52

oh, yeah, she was doing brownies and cookies. Those

58:54

were some good brownies. I

58:56

love those brownies. She gave me cake once,

58:58

dude. I thought, oh, I'm going to the

59:00

hospital. Stop

59:05

eating this cake. Alright,

59:07

so we're gonna take the break, then we'll come back. Seabass

59:10

has something for us. What do you got here, Seabass? What

59:12

do you do? The word of the day made me think,

59:14

and we talked about how Menace's school system has failed him,

59:17

allegedly. Well, that's what we're gonna investigate next, because I

59:19

went and I looked up. Well, what is Menace's school

59:21

system right? How many kids are they graduating? Etc, etc.

59:23

And I thought, well, what about the rest of this

59:26

room? We got half a Menace and a bunch

59:28

of these people. I mean, Sammy's right here. Hello. So

59:31

I've got, I have the official

59:33

rankings of everyone's school system. Yeah,

59:35

it's gonna be cool. So we're

59:38

gonna see, does point A

59:40

lead to point B, really? Yeah, interesting.

59:42

Okay, so who had like, who

59:45

had the best school? Okay, yeah, overall ranking. Like,

59:48

will Menace and Sammies be the worst? I

59:51

have everybody. Famous alumni. Yeah. Okay. All

59:54

kinds of stuff. All right, so we'll find

59:56

out that if you have any guesses as

59:58

to who had the best and the worst school. This is

1:00:01

for where we graduated, right? Yes, this is. And also,

1:00:03

are these all, they're all public schools so all things

1:00:06

are equal? Well it's funny, that's correct. I think everyone

1:00:08

on staff went to public schools except for me. Oh

1:00:11

you didn't go to public school? Of course not. I don't know

1:00:13

who you are. Well you know, you were home schooled until high

1:00:15

school and then you went to, but I thought you went to

1:00:17

the public high school. Yeah. You went to

1:00:19

the all boys academy. You went to all dudes. Yeah bro. As

1:00:22

we said, when he doesn't pick up on a lot of these stuff. No,

1:00:24

I went to, because number one, it's a great public, it's a great private

1:00:26

high school but it's also three blocks from my house. Oh

1:00:28

yeah, yeah, yeah. It was an easy punch for my parents. Yeah, alright. Well,

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graduated from medicines gonna be the

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I think menaces is. Why is

1:02:35

it was using local knowledge? And. Ride.

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I'm just kind of familiar with

1:02:40

that ah, high school and he

1:02:42

never you only really hear glowing

1:02:45

things about how good it it

1:02:47

is academic. Wise but you don't hit

1:02:49

or from what is because he was a bad

1:02:51

kid tic that everywhere he was in the field

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the misunderstood tested during college as the you think

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just what do you like how he went to

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some would rise whatever exactly where I graduated from

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our Lebanon High School. In Pittsburgh?

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in and. The not graduate

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from their Raby went to number all

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Sony Palmer I. Wish I think

1:03:11

is probably somewhere in the middle of the back from

1:03:13

the middle of the pack. Who who's. Ah

1:03:16

and then I greg you one where are my

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guess was you as well didn't Mark Cuban go

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there yes the I'm so that was how reason

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and then the other one was everything you tell

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me about it it sounds like a movie with

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see in a high school like lots of students

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a movie to in high school or media about.

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Nine hours we are possibly I am.

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met a man. I don't watch any

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1:03:42

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1:03:44

radio and the eighteen. Hundred least these

1:03:46

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1:03:49

Affluent area. Was prepare. That's

1:03:51

where I went to school at. That sounds

1:03:53

like something straight out of the miscible. What

1:03:55

was the high school you went to the

1:03:57

you graduate from Sioux Hundred graduating in my

1:03:59

class a T. Total of about. Seven

1:04:01

Hundred Students day. Ah, it was

1:04:03

caught by Terrell and Ireland that

1:04:06

they're against Anthony Marion County, California

1:04:08

right? It was as hated with

1:04:10

hand me downs pain from a

1:04:12

prison. It was no, oddly you

1:04:14

say so. Kremlin. Iran's also very

1:04:16

affluent. Yeah, it is, but it's

1:04:18

also kind of dumpy. You.

1:04:20

Know like that it's not up well

1:04:22

camp is that wine country are now

1:04:24

known and I'd say since and then

1:04:26

are. The. First time ever saw

1:04:28

an indoor pool. my life was

1:04:31

in your area so that makes

1:04:33

me think it's scotty. Good. North.

1:04:36

oh yeah and I'm thinking minds going

1:04:38

to be at the the worse will

1:04:40

have an older a focus of with

1:04:42

the menace Newark Memorial yeah but not

1:04:44

Newark New Jersey. Now north mario newer

1:04:46

be worth forty When I was my

1:04:48

area south southeast basis is not San

1:04:50

Francisco not Oakland but senatorial towards like

1:04:52

the as Silicon Valley area but the

1:04:54

other side and but we uncommon in

1:04:56

our for. Years. Thousand

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or failure. Yeah.

1:05:02

I mean because of Greg's. Yeah.

1:05:04

It is affluent area where it came from

1:05:07

in the parents wouldn't put up with. The.

1:05:09

Education and insufferable conflict with other schools

1:05:11

and. Of

1:05:15

with that crowd is that's. Where

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I grew up. yes they would different

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than up with and and Sammy You

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Graduated from Valencia High School in California

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and scissors. North. Of L,

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a richer sub, the richest suburb of

1:05:28

a return, a suburb of Atlanta and

1:05:30

then. Ah yeah, like a

1:05:33

like a middle upper middle to upper class

1:05:35

depending on when of. With. Area.

1:05:38

As bad neighborhood of the to the said such a

1:05:40

big at eight like. The. Area where

1:05:42

her school is is such a big

1:05:44

area that encompasses like three different town

1:05:46

right? Yes and are all part L.

1:05:48

Many kids. There's like I think three

1:05:50

thousand kids that go to the school

1:05:52

alien about a satellites that think about

1:05:54

nine hundred and are graduating classes on

1:05:56

a kid. down and she may have all over

1:05:58

my mum and and see Yes, you went to

1:06:01

a private school. I went to a library

1:06:03

bill academy in Nashville that's private school. So

1:06:05

technically it's not included in these rankings specifically,

1:06:08

but I have the rankings within private schools. So I'm

1:06:10

kind of... Oh, within private schools. I'm kind of not

1:06:12

above and beyond you guys. Essentially it's apples and oranges.

1:06:14

Oh, okay. A little bit. All right. It

1:06:17

really is not a fair comparison. You can't really compare private

1:06:19

schools to... Yeah, because I plugged it into the website and

1:06:21

it gave me a totally different ranking, totally different look at

1:06:23

what's in them because they don't have to report necessarily. Right.

1:06:26

Yeah. Like the public schools do. So

1:06:28

I'm like, I'm going to do this. What were your guesses? My guess

1:06:31

was... Before you like saw the information. My guess was

1:06:33

math would be the worst. Okay.

1:06:35

And my guess was... Confirmed! No, I

1:06:37

don't know. We out here. The worst.

1:06:40

That's what you said. The surprise is

1:06:42

no way. Yeah. That being said.

1:06:44

Yeah, they rank it. They rank

1:06:46

it and they give a scorecard.

1:06:49

They give you math proficiency, English

1:06:51

proficiency, reading, graduation rate. Is it

1:06:53

based on like standardized testing? Standardized testing,

1:06:55

AP scores. Like some people go to

1:06:57

college, all that stuff. That

1:06:59

being said, Menace's High School is still

1:07:01

in the top 30% of all high

1:07:04

schools nationwide. Thank you. Oh, that is

1:07:06

a sad thing. Which is insanely... Yeah,

1:07:08

very, very sad. Oof. They

1:07:10

give it a 70 out of 100 as far as get

1:07:12

all those things I just said. Reading, writing, graduation. So 70...

1:07:15

Like out of 100. Like you

1:07:17

got a scorecard, your final grade, let's

1:07:20

say. It's a 70. So he's a

1:07:22

C school. Exactly. Yeah. What's

1:07:24

your super say? Menace, your high school, 35% of the

1:07:26

people get the free lunch program. So a lot of

1:07:29

pores in there that'll help out. And

1:07:31

you're lower that score. But

1:07:33

also notable alumni, Menace. Yes. You

1:07:36

really only got one. And that is Christopher Titus,

1:07:38

the comedian. Oh! Titus went

1:07:40

to your school? Yeah. I

1:07:42

love him. Oh! And

1:07:45

my buddy who's the comedian wants to do the

1:07:48

newer kings of comedy at like the local...

1:07:50

I don't know. So it's just

1:07:52

me then. It's on Chris. Yeah, Chris. When

1:07:55

you look at Wikipedia, it has notable alumni for

1:07:57

every school. It's always a ton of baseball players.

1:08:00

From every school because that's there's a fat

1:08:02

right? Yeah, but we also had you probably

1:08:04

don't know who she is But I lean

1:08:07

Walter Roth and she's like she's always she

1:08:09

is the editor-in-chief of Teen Vogue Yeah,

1:08:11

she was but I'm not known that

1:08:13

that name. She's always on like the

1:08:15

talk and constantly

1:08:21

Actually wrote a book Okay, mrs.

1:08:23

Dead last but other people in this room

1:08:25

right right right okay second

1:08:27

to last is Is

1:08:30

Ravi whoa mom senior high

1:08:32

school now it's still 24%

1:08:35

of high schools in the country, but

1:08:37

yeah, they have a scorecard in a rating of

1:08:39

76 15%

1:08:42

on free lunch program college

1:08:45

readiness for rabies high school. Yep 24 out of 100 So

1:08:53

What the hell mom math and science are

1:08:56

in the 75 percentile so that's not bad

1:08:58

readings 84 percentile notable alumni

1:09:00

for rabies school About

1:09:05

what we in this room did not show up

1:09:07

on the notable alumni list because none of us

1:09:09

have Wikipedia page Yeah,

1:09:12

you've got not pat mackafee and Steven Fabian of

1:09:14

Inside Edition All

1:09:19

right, so menace and

1:09:21

then yours love is Ravi and just

1:09:23

well actually quite a bit above Ravi

1:09:25

is great glory The

1:09:28

Tara Linda high school is in the

1:09:31

top 14% of high schools nationwide 85

1:09:34

scorecard quite look 85 Well

1:09:37

take it. I'll take a free lunch

1:09:39

program, which is interesting. I didn't know they

1:09:41

had one Cafeteria 39% 39%

1:09:43

this is today's not 50 years ago Freshman

1:09:49

there we had a smoking

1:09:51

section. That's how long ago it was And

1:09:56

then on orientation of okay if you want to smoke you

1:09:58

go over here and Then we had what

1:10:00

they call open campus. So at lunch, if you smoked, you

1:10:02

would ... Because they ended that when I was a sophomore.

1:10:05

So if you wanted to smoke, you had to walk like

1:10:07

100 yards away. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was a big hassle.

1:10:09

That's how they first started figuring out the cigarettes were bad

1:10:11

for you. Yeah, what was the

1:10:13

smoking age? Was it

1:10:15

not 18? Probably 16. Yeah, I don't think

1:10:17

there was an age as

1:10:19

far as I know. Late math when? Yeah.

1:10:22

Which is weird. Now, you have pretty low results

1:10:24

in reading, writing, and math. You guys are in science.

1:10:27

You're 32, math, you're 45,

1:10:29

but you are noted as only 48% of

1:10:31

college readiness. But again, that's still that number.

1:10:34

I guess it's a high graduation rate that plays into that. Notable

1:10:37

alumni besides Greg Gore. No idea. I

1:10:39

don't think anybody. Yeah, almost nobody. You've

1:10:42

got Barry O'Brien. He is the best

1:10:44

known, it says, for creating Hannah

1:10:46

Montana. Oh, great. Well

1:10:48

done, Barry. The creator of Hannah Montana. Oh, that's dope.

1:10:50

And I can't believe they included this. Scott Trimble, a

1:10:53

location scout known for his work on Iron Man 2.

1:10:55

Way to go, get out. Wow. Oh,

1:10:59

and you've got Joe Iube. You guys know

1:11:01

that Joe Iube. He was a Cal Golden

1:11:03

Bears quarterback and paper airplane world record holder.

1:11:06

Oh, that's badass. I mean,

1:11:08

big superstars come out of that. Those were

1:11:10

pretty weak for Greg's high school. Yeah. Okay.

1:11:14

All right, so that leaves Sammy and Woody and

1:11:17

Ravey. No, Ravey, yeah. Ravey,

1:11:19

where I heard it. Right, but I said Woody would

1:11:21

be a real man. And Ravey, your guess, as I

1:11:24

was about to finish my sentence, was completely accurate. About

1:11:26

Lebanon High School, top 4% of high schools nationwide. Wow.

1:11:31

They give a scorecard ranking of 96.48, number three

1:11:33

in Pittsburgh, PA. You

1:11:37

actually break the top 100 for STEM high schools. That's

1:11:40

science, technology, engineering and math. Only

1:11:43

10% on the free lunch program, so that's good. Doing

1:11:46

great. 55 out of 100 for

1:11:48

college readiness, obviously. Woody played into that number. Oh, man.

1:11:50

They pressured me so hard. I'm like,

1:11:53

I'm already working full time doing

1:11:55

the job that I would go to college to

1:11:57

do. Why would I go to college? I'm

1:12:00

already doing the job. I mean they're probably

1:12:02

shocked that you weren't interested in college because

1:12:04

right like you said the majority of them

1:12:07

Go yeah, but it didn't make any

1:12:09

sense. Yeah, like why would I go to college? Yes,

1:12:15

as long as your arm what he's is

1:12:17

the most famous high school you've got Of

1:12:20

course we said Mark Cuban his younger brother

1:12:22

Brian Cuban Other

1:12:25

radio guys Scott Ferrell Kurt

1:12:27

Angle a professional professional and amateur

1:12:30

a wrestler. Yeah, man. It's not

1:12:32

man. It's Ravi. Joe Mang Graduated

1:12:37

my class. That's right. They've flown E

1:12:40

Ravi. Oh, trust me. I know Tell

1:12:43

the folks I mean he is

1:12:45

the second greatest creator of Star

1:12:47

Wars content behind George Lucas Mandalorian

1:12:49

guy Just one of

1:12:51

many many things. Yeah, but I mean, you know

1:12:54

I mean he's not as well known

1:12:56

for the Mandalorian. That's more John Favreau.

1:12:58

Yeah, but he started in animation with

1:13:00

the Clone Wars In

1:13:06

there Terry Hart by then a bunch a bunch

1:13:08

of players for baseball

1:13:10

and football Which leaves Sammy's

1:13:12

which is not bad Valencia high school

1:13:14

top 11% nationally a overall scorecard of

1:13:16

eighty nine point eight eight Notable

1:13:19

alumni in Scant Sammy's school a lot

1:13:21

of actors and actresses Taylor

1:13:23

Lautner, of course Ashley tisdale

1:13:26

Taylor Dooley. Yeah and Taylor

1:13:29

Shane Vareem Yeah, Shane

1:13:31

Vareem. Yeah, he played for

1:13:33

the Patriots. He played for the Bears and

1:13:36

the Giants Oh, no, his brother

1:13:38

Pitt played for the Bears. Sorry. There you go. So

1:13:40

that's uh, it's your eye You miss Naira

1:13:42

Vera RIP. Yeah. Oh, all right. What'd she do? She

1:13:45

was Oh,

1:13:49

yeah, she was the one who was out in the ocean and yeah Like

1:13:53

late right right with her kid or

1:13:55

any of these famous ones with you

1:13:57

in your class Naira Vera was in my class

1:14:00

Shane Vrain was two years younger than me,

1:14:02

but I had classes with him. Okay.

1:14:05

Ashley Tisdale was my sister's age and

1:14:09

Taylor Lautner was my brother's age.

1:14:11

Yeah. So they're all kind of,

1:14:13

yeah, within the reign. A relatively rich high school close to

1:14:15

LA, you can have a lot of actors and actors. Right. Yeah.

1:14:17

You want to hear what my notable one I are? Yeah. From

1:14:20

the Miami Bell Academy? I got, as you might

1:14:23

imagine, it's very- Besides C-Bass. Besides C-Bass. It's very

1:14:25

rich and hoity-toity, so I've got a ton of

1:14:27

mayors, senators, judges, senators, local,

1:14:30

like state supreme court people. But as

1:14:32

far as like popular people, not a

1:14:35

whole lot. We got athletes, I got

1:14:37

Brant Snedeker. Anybody? Brant

1:14:39

Snedeker? Oh yeah. So familiar. He's

1:14:41

a golfer. He was a year younger than I am. Crushes it.

1:14:44

Hunter Hillenmeyer actually grew up with Sam. He

1:14:46

played for the Bears. We played- Hunter Hillenmeyer.

1:14:49

We grew up playing baseball, basketball, and football

1:14:51

together. We were essentially the same person until

1:14:53

he grew like six inches. And then he

1:14:56

played for the damn Bears. Yeah. What

1:14:59

could have been? Could have been. Yeah, it's- Well,

1:15:01

Bar-Salamie, I played with Sam a little bit. But

1:15:03

yeah, a lot of local politicians, senators, and so

1:15:05

on and so forth. My high school. Well,

1:15:08

there are the high school rankings about it. All right.

1:15:11

Good luck. Number one. Yeah.

1:15:14

There's so much pressure of Matt Lebanon for,

1:15:16

you know, SATs, PrEP. I would not have

1:15:18

guessed because, yeah, everything I'm reading, like Matt

1:15:20

Rabe said, that's a great high school. Yeah.

1:15:23

What are you not big on learning? That's surprising.

1:15:25

Yeah. Well, I'm not a big fan of that. Well,

1:15:28

you know, it's like- You know what you

1:15:30

need to know. Rabe's school, maybe

1:15:32

not so hot. That's right. I

1:15:34

mean, look, she's- But I had a deeper interest

1:15:36

in learning. Right, a deeper interest in learning with

1:15:39

all the fixings. Right, exactly. But the other thing

1:15:41

that struck me is all of these are in

1:15:43

the top half at least of national health, which

1:15:45

means there are some bad. Oh, bad. That is

1:15:47

so frightening. Yep. All right, we're going to take a

1:15:49

quick break. Phones are up at 87744 Woody.

1:15:53

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1:15:58

oh, here, I went to the same high school as Sammy. I

1:16:00

got the host homecoming with Ashley

1:16:02

Tisdale. I'm the same year as

1:16:05

Shane Vereen. Oh my God. Yeah,

1:16:07

Mark Cuban was in my mom's

1:16:09

graduating class. Right. Because when

1:16:12

he became like famous, she's like, wait a minute. She

1:16:14

went back to the yearbook. There he is. He's

1:16:16

a billionaire. She should have banged him. Yeah. Well, we

1:16:18

did that interview with him. Remember, he remembered exactly who

1:16:21

my mom was. I'm like, you could have been my

1:16:23

dad. Should have been. Not bad. Wow. Like

1:16:26

he was very, I'm like, almost to where I was like, hmm.

1:16:29

Do you have like some kind of weird crush on her at the time

1:16:31

or just like that? More than likely.

1:16:33

That aware of what was. Oh, yeah. She was

1:16:35

in the, you know, she was in the, they

1:16:37

did a play carousel, you know. Oh,

1:16:39

nice. And

1:16:42

yeah. Oh, and she did this. She's I'm like, yeah.

1:16:44

How do you know that? Wow. Crazy. This is a

1:16:46

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Wisconsin. I'm about to get kicked in

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the nut for 20 bucks. This is

1:17:56

the Woody Show. Hey,

1:17:59

what's up? We bring

1:18:01

Morgan in really quick.

1:18:03

Morgan! Morgan, our employee

1:18:05

of the month. Where

1:18:08

you at girl? For March. Faster,

1:18:11

faster. Finally, her

1:18:13

high school did pretty well actually. Oh

1:18:15

yeah? Top 18%. Wow. Look

1:18:18

at that Morgan. Good for you.

1:18:20

Hi Morgan. Did you

1:18:22

miss us while we were on a vacation? Uh,

1:18:24

yeah sure, we'll say that. Sure, yeah. You

1:18:28

actually had a whole week off too didn't you? I actually

1:18:30

did, yeah. What'd you do? Um,

1:18:32

took care of a lot of things that

1:18:34

came up in my life. Yeah, like what? Very

1:18:37

personal, like family things. Oh wow. So

1:18:39

I'm very lucky that I had that time. Yeah,

1:18:41

deal with that. Nice. Would you put your uncle down or

1:18:43

something? Like... Uhhh... Yeah?

1:18:47

Close. Yeah,

1:18:49

you know, everybody's got that family member they just don't like.

1:18:51

Wouldn't it be cool if you could just put him down

1:18:53

like you do like an animal? You pick one. Yeah, you

1:18:56

pick like... Like it's 8 out of 10 family members agreed.

1:18:58

Yeah, vote yeah. Wow. Anyway,

1:19:00

I would like to present you with your...this came

1:19:02

while we were gone, came in the mail, the

1:19:04

Woody Show employee of the month plaque. Oh, yeah.

1:19:07

Oh, nice. Oh, I look so happy

1:19:09

in this picture. I don't know, wait,

1:19:11

let me see. See, she intentionally

1:19:13

did that. Oh, that's funny. Well, no one smiled

1:19:15

for a pic yet, so I decided... So you go

1:19:18

in with the scenes, you know. Go

1:19:20

with the mugshot scenes. I

1:19:22

would that will be proudly hung in our office. And

1:19:25

then, hey, Vaughn, good news, now you get to

1:19:27

take home that plaque. Yeah, display it on your

1:19:29

ceiling. Yeah, show your mom. And

1:19:34

then put it on the ceiling so you can see it

1:19:36

while you're making love. That's right. What

1:19:40

high school did you go to? It's called Rockwell Heath High

1:19:42

School. It's in a suburb outside of

1:19:44

Dallas, Texas. Yes, we're card 82 out of

1:19:46

100, not bad. What are famous people, do you know?

1:19:49

You got probably the worst ones, actually. The

1:19:52

only one really, you'll know this, Deshaun

1:19:54

Elliott. Deshaun Elliott, yes.

1:19:58

He's really the only... I know that name. Okay,

1:20:00

whatever you know that person right not

1:20:02

yeah, yeah, I think I used them

1:20:05

before for fantasy Okay,

1:20:08

now you wouldn't have knew safety. Yeah Completely

1:20:11

made up watch it. I know that I

1:20:13

watch it No,

1:20:15

no now a Pittsburgh steal. That's why

1:20:17

I said it. Oh, who knew three

1:20:19

weeks ago All

1:20:24

right, well Morgan congratulations. Thank

1:20:26

you. Sorry for the delay in the plaque, but you

1:20:28

know, we're gone for a whole week Probably

1:20:33

in the office you can look at it every day And

1:20:43

we're into another new hour Correct

1:20:47

world on this monday morning April

1:20:52

the 8th Thank

1:20:55

you for being here giving us some of your valuable What

1:20:59

is it's ravey? It's uh greg gory

1:21:02

Menace is here. What is that woody? That's

1:21:04

a sea mask Ponce

1:21:06

around me 27 24 what is 877 44? And

1:21:12

that on 229 Uh,

1:21:18

so a couple things here A

1:21:21

Chipotle worker in michigan End

1:21:24

up getting shot in the leg by a customer

1:21:27

Because of an argument over guacamole. Oh

1:21:29

boy Wow, they charge

1:21:31

extra for it. They do, you know, that's

1:21:33

gonna be extra But

1:21:35

dude People are willing

1:21:38

to go to jail and dumbest things. Yeah, they got

1:21:40

this little argument. Here's um, I thought it was free

1:21:42

guacamole Well, here's uh, here's a witness talking about it

1:21:44

on the local news I was just eating a bowl

1:21:46

and I heard shouting the one of the workers went

1:21:49

to the back The customer walked around the counter tried

1:21:51

to grab his food and put in a bag And

1:21:53

then the employee came back and they started fighting

1:21:56

And then we heard a gun sign This

1:22:00

time getting out, he was probably 30 seconds after it. I

1:22:02

was in my car and I saw him just walk out

1:22:04

to his car, close the door,

1:22:06

just drive off. He didn't speed off or anything.

1:22:08

It was weird to see. Yeah. So

1:22:11

after he shoots a person, just all

1:22:13

cash about it. Yeah. Now the police

1:22:15

found the guy, took him into custody. Now my question,

1:22:17

Ravi, why was anybody eating at

1:22:19

the Chipotle when there is a pot belly

1:22:21

sandwich place two stores down? Oh, wow. So

1:22:24

many mistakes were made in this. They had like a picture

1:22:26

in the article. Really? So the

1:22:28

Chipotle, a bunch of cop cars, and then two

1:22:30

doors down, separated by one stupid store. That

1:22:33

is a pot belly sandwich place. I love hot belly

1:22:35

so much. Right there. The

1:22:37

guy was saying he had a bowl, maybe he was trying

1:22:39

to get healthy. You know, that's the cell. Oh yeah, that's

1:22:41

true. We don't know what was in that bowl. It could

1:22:43

have been loaded up with sour cream. Yep. Yep.

1:22:47

Oh yeah. Other stupid crime news.

1:22:49

There's a guy in Lancaster, Pennsylvania who

1:22:51

ripped off the local baseball team, the

1:22:53

Lancaster Stormers. Oh no. Oh no.

1:22:56

There were multiple items that were missing, like

1:22:58

a digital projector, an Alexa smart speaker, and

1:23:00

around 200 bucks from the team's swear jar.

1:23:04

Oh no. The thief

1:23:06

also snagged the team's CFO's credit card

1:23:08

and attempted to make multiple charges. All

1:23:11

of them were declined except for one $26 cab ride. Now

1:23:14

the thief turned out to be this 34-year-old

1:23:16

guy, Kyle Good, and he

1:23:18

was hard to figure out who

1:23:20

did this because he worked for the team,

1:23:23

see? It was all caught on camera. Oh

1:23:25

no. No way. No problem

1:23:27

at all. All the stuff was on security video. Since

1:23:29

when is there no swearing in baseball? He

1:23:33

knew he was caught, so he took off. He's been on the

1:23:35

run for the last two years. Oh he's still

1:23:37

on the run? Two years? Oh my god. For

1:23:40

this? But was finally erected last

1:23:42

week in New York and is being sent back

1:23:44

to Lancaster to face the charges. Yeah. I

1:23:49

thought about that. Where would you go if you had, I mean,

1:23:51

not for stealing, you know, a couple grand worth of stuff. Sure.

1:23:54

He certainly had to be on the run. I mean, this

1:23:57

could be as good as it could happen to Woody because

1:23:59

he never, whenever jail guy, he never wants to be in

1:24:01

jail. Yeah, yeah, show me what

1:24:03

you got jet like Diddy or what where would you

1:24:05

go? Because you hear about

1:24:07

those guys you're like I only worked at the gender for 35

1:24:09

years. Oh turned out he killed a guy I

1:24:13

would go to the woods you got to get

1:24:15

something social Mmm, so

1:24:18

like that an identity. Yeah, I know

1:24:20

the woods seems appealing cuz it does woods But like

1:24:22

you got a vineyard in the woods you're gonna be

1:24:24

found in the woods And I

1:24:26

do like it yeah, you got a hide in plain sight Oh,

1:24:30

no, they're put on that show I

1:24:33

almost got away with it Oh, right I

1:24:35

told you about before like so many people and

1:24:37

for major crimes like murder and stuff They're on

1:24:40

the run for years and years and

1:24:42

years. That was white e-bulliger, right? They

1:24:50

always have run-ins through the cops about like, you

1:24:52

know, you know traffic stuff or basic stuff And

1:24:55

the cops never catch on right and they're just

1:24:57

back out there again. I somebody close calls It's

1:24:59

gonna be tougher and tougher with all this facial

1:25:01

right AI Well,

1:25:04

that was a thing when we got off

1:25:06

the cruise Yeah, and as soon as you

1:25:08

walked off the boat like oh, you know,

1:25:10

I go clear through customs It

1:25:12

was easy. It's like walking up. There's a screen

1:25:14

there. You look at it for like two seconds

1:25:16

It goes green and then you just walk right

1:25:18

through never have to break out the passport. Nothing

1:25:20

just facial recognition. Mm-hmm Even

1:25:22

if you don't have correct whatever the

1:25:24

global entry. Yeah, I don't global entry.

1:25:26

Yeah the right passport. Yeah Yeah, just

1:25:29

that it might have a regular passport not

1:25:31

even like one that's like super new Yeah,

1:25:33

but that's the thing is it's not just

1:25:35

like international travel. I like my Super Bowl

1:25:37

credential was facial recognition This

1:25:40

in that couldn't go the Super Bowl Greg

1:25:52

I know how much you love diarrhea of

1:25:54

topic get

1:26:00

involved in the conversation we have

1:26:02

three questions for you. You are

1:26:04

free to participate in any of

1:26:06

the questions, any or all of the questions by

1:26:09

calling in. You can get it to

1:26:13

877-44-VOUDY. 877-44-VOUDY. You can also take it

1:26:15

over to T2987. Three

1:26:24

questions I have for you today in the

1:26:26

diary of topics. We

1:26:29

have to get rid of one professional sport, which

1:26:31

one? Let's

1:26:33

get rid of one. Professional sport,

1:26:36

which one are you getting rid

1:26:38

of? Bachelor party or bachelorette party

1:26:40

horror stories or wedding reception horror

1:26:42

stories. Got a

1:26:45

good one. Here's

1:26:47

the season for that. Because you

1:26:49

got a lot of these summer weddings. And

1:26:52

then the third question, if you had 24 hours to

1:26:54

live, what would you do? These are the

1:26:56

three questions on the table.

1:26:59

You have to get rid of one professional sport, which one are

1:27:01

you getting rid of? Bachelor

1:27:04

bachelorette or wedding reception horror

1:27:06

stories. And

1:27:09

then finally, if you had 24 hours to live, what would you do?

1:27:11

No cheating

1:27:14

on this professional sport. So you can't say like, no

1:27:16

golf. 877-44-VOUDY. It's over the text, over to T2987. Yeah, the

1:27:23

professional sport stuff, there's so many things that

1:27:25

are considered professional sports that I don't really

1:27:27

even consider to be legit. A

1:27:30

special time in England, they have darts on TV. Darts

1:27:33

is a great example. Cornhole.

1:27:35

That's the only easy question for

1:27:37

me. Basketball, because I've never followed

1:27:40

it, never enjoyed it.

1:27:42

Really? It's non-contact. It's just like score,

1:27:44

score, score, score, score. Yeah, that's what

1:27:47

I would say basketball. I'm just not

1:27:49

into it. Can't get into it. The

1:27:51

NBA. Right. That's what I

1:27:53

was going to say too, because I was like, but that's the women

1:27:55

are on the come up in basketball. So then I didn't want

1:27:57

to go to basketball. So the NBA. The

1:28:00

Urban A W M B A teenage. That are

1:28:02

the W M B A of you Get

1:28:04

rid of the men Be a Big T

1:28:06

W M B I wanted yes lessons as

1:28:08

hot as I'm subsidizes of you don't and

1:28:10

with him and mugger I would say soccer

1:28:13

personally us when it's so boring a house

1:28:15

a baseball. If I

1:28:17

had a big only vessel is

1:28:19

everything is moving constantly he could

1:28:21

see you again. Or the guy

1:28:23

not number seven November a shot

1:28:25

or that the make that dog

1:28:28

leg. For the sake of the

1:28:30

argument, let's keep it between for

1:28:32

sport. so brace ball, basketball, hockey

1:28:34

and soccer. So. The

1:28:36

forbes's the three know when it's football

1:28:38

or baseball football basketball and will suffice

1:28:40

it to the for the for top

1:28:43

sports and then the and and soccer.

1:28:46

Is. Under. Sprawling bigger than hockey at this point.

1:28:48

And. I just bought one baseball one a.

1:28:51

So. That see others to professional sport watching and

1:28:54

you can give us your two cents in any

1:28:56

these. Diarrhea, Of topic

1:28:58

questions. And. Eight seven, Seven Forty Four.

1:29:00

What? He. Or. By texting over to

1:29:02

To Ninety Seven. Up yet? Twenty

1:29:05

four hours to live? What would you

1:29:07

do as the other question and bachelor

1:29:09

bachelorette wedding reception? Horror stories. Which.

1:29:12

One would have been. So. You can

1:29:14

I get involved. Eight Seven Seven Forty four. What

1:29:16

tax over to to tude Nine Eight seven. And

1:29:20

twenty four hours to live. I would. Go

1:29:22

over to like. It. Away or

1:29:25

something and just ceased Like really good

1:29:27

said for like a day or so.

1:29:29

This is an elder of the book

1:29:31

my right now fun and a meaningless

1:29:33

well if you're going to die in

1:29:35

this scenario today trouble with Am Dylan

1:29:37

yeah I think the I like the

1:29:39

scenario better is like starting now. City.

1:29:41

To plan out of twenty four hours? they that's

1:29:43

easier of Australia. says. Started I

1:29:45

now. Right in the best try

1:29:47

to find the best tasting food where I'm

1:29:50

standing. might have thought well as towards in

1:29:52

on food. Yes I'm really loyal allies. Mine

1:29:54

once is Mike hanging out with my family

1:29:57

or friends like evil than an enclosed I've

1:29:59

done that. Am. I. Will

1:30:03

not a real sad I know

1:30:05

you have ride over. Maybe find something

1:30:07

to do, but I don't think I would be over

1:30:10

the top of anything. I just want to be around

1:30:12

the people I love. Would you tell them? I

1:30:15

was. They. Are dying. Oh. Maybe.

1:30:18

I did. I'm. Very

1:30:20

proud like was getting something you

1:30:22

would be upset the inside it

1:30:24

up on your to soothe. And

1:30:27

users to tell him you're in a missile. Yeah, So.

1:30:29

What? you would just sit in he and be

1:30:31

sad by yourself. Or. So

1:30:34

my first thought were to food. but where would I

1:30:36

just gore Zola? Listen. To. Them

1:30:38

a big i would matter because you

1:30:40

don't care if you wake up tomorrow

1:30:42

twice the size and wake up so.

1:30:45

We'll. Never know maybe smoke card a cigarette when

1:30:47

see that and would be the same the

1:30:49

you do like right now I go hog

1:30:51

in my car i would someone calling people

1:30:53

and said hey did not get be here

1:30:55

mark. How

1:30:58

does go like together? The marijuana is

1:31:00

something yes of my favorite food either

1:31:02

earns Muslim my favorite movies I give.

1:31:04

I didn't have the option to travel

1:31:06

somewhere like to a tropical island or

1:31:08

some I would you love the die

1:31:11

in the ocean? they'll be awesome. Out

1:31:14

his heart. says. Hi as hell. Even

1:31:17

like you know, the route be

1:31:19

repeated isn't the Noble Our twenty

1:31:21

three Silver the hospital let them

1:31:23

know and say you may have

1:31:25

me take my part of the

1:31:27

same. I use my hair sixty

1:31:29

minutes or neither did I destroy

1:31:31

deliver. Everything is whatever, didn't go

1:31:33

wrong or whatever or and use

1:31:35

still shining. Six, Fifty seven, seven,

1:31:37

Forty four. What am I see?

1:31:39

Eye to eye Ricky Morning raging

1:31:42

river again. What's.

1:31:44

Going on with of our itself he had twenty four hours

1:31:46

to live. What Are you doing? I'd. Probably.

1:31:49

I probably just go to the Happy dispensary

1:31:51

and then and then as that I would

1:31:54

don't buy a bunch to Mcdonalds Thousand top

1:31:56

now budgetary. Go help a bunch of people

1:31:58

before. When. You try to. make up for you. So

1:32:01

Ricky's gonna... No, I'm just trying to be a

1:32:03

good person, you know, spread the love, spread the

1:32:05

love. Sounds like a last minute Hail Mary, like

1:32:07

trying to get to heaven. You can't buy McDonald's

1:32:09

for a whole lot of people today, why? Yeah,

1:32:12

do that today, Ricky. Yeah, like why couldn't you do that

1:32:14

today if it was... Interesting. I do

1:32:16

it all the time, low key. You can find me over

1:32:18

here at the Happy Dispenser on Harlow Island Mall. No, I'm

1:32:20

not. All right. You're a plumber. That's all right, whatever.

1:32:22

That's fine. Yeah, I'm just kind of curious. Like

1:32:24

if you don't feel like a really bad person, you know you've done some really bad stuff.

1:32:27

You might try to take that last 24 hours to like, you know...

1:32:29

What have you done for me lately kind of thing? You're

1:32:32

helping to get there and think Peter's like, well...

1:32:34

They're like, I'll just go on vacation for my

1:32:36

last 24 hours. No, like I want to make

1:32:38

everybody else's life better, you know? I hear you.

1:32:40

All right, Ricky. Thanks for the comment. Appreciate it.

1:32:42

Thanks for the Woody show. Ricky's done a good

1:32:44

job. Yeah, I know. He's a bad person to

1:32:46

me. He's a bad person, right? Didn't even cross

1:32:48

my mind to give stuff away or whatever. No,

1:32:51

on the 24 hours thing, I think... Well,

1:32:55

this thing, if you found out last

1:32:57

minute, right? Like

1:32:59

I said, right now. Like right now. Oh, man. Yeah.

1:33:03

All right, I think I would have like

1:33:05

a really great meal. Like a final meal. Or like five.

1:33:08

No, I have other things I want to

1:33:10

do. And then I

1:33:12

would do something that I've always wanted

1:33:14

to do. Like, you know, quickly I would

1:33:16

schedule that flight lesson. No, no, no, no.

1:33:20

Do stuff. Do something like that. Yeah, something real

1:33:22

quick. Take me to the edge of space real

1:33:24

fast. No, it's something,

1:33:26

you know... Real fast. It's something

1:33:28

that's like realistic. That would be easy

1:33:30

to do. Yeah, but you know the first day of

1:33:32

class would just be books and stuff. Oh, yeah. It

1:33:35

wouldn't be going up in the air. No. And

1:33:37

then in the last moments, this is where it gets... This

1:33:40

is where it takes a dark turn. I'm

1:33:42

shocked. In the

1:33:44

last moments, I

1:33:46

would find one

1:33:48

person who I

1:33:50

really can't stand. Oh, I

1:33:53

know you. And I would murder them. I thought I wanted

1:33:55

to go out murdering them. Because

1:33:57

I could never go to prison for it. And there's

1:33:59

your... legacy and there's my like

1:34:01

murder I took this lame person off the

1:34:03

planet with me as a

1:34:05

favorite of the world you know I'd break

1:34:08

into jail and you know murderers no no

1:34:10

no I would pick one like you have

1:34:12

basically you know what's the consequence you're dead

1:34:14

anyway and I might

1:34:16

not have even done anything wrong would

1:34:18

he just hate them they might have

1:34:21

done something wrong to me yeah oh

1:34:23

yeah they burned you yeah yeah necessarily

1:34:25

lawbreakers there and so you're trying to

1:34:27

be able to find a role if

1:34:29

I knew somebody who was like you

1:34:31

know yeah I don't know that we needed

1:34:33

to be eradicated that was really that terrible and

1:34:35

whatever was still you know not being you

1:34:37

know brought to justice yeah then of course

1:34:39

yeah but I think if I had

1:34:42

to do it like gotta work quick right now

1:34:44

I'll take the person who's been wronged our wronged

1:34:46

me the worst do you have a

1:34:48

shortlist I have one person on that list hypothetically are

1:34:50

you gonna do it strangulation style no see the

1:34:52

light go out of there I'm gonna shoot right

1:34:54

in the face you

1:34:59

guys it takes a while you guys know who

1:35:01

would be of course I'd give you a ride

1:35:04

over there there's a lot of

1:35:06

people that would nobody

1:35:09

will miss this person on laundry list yeah

1:35:11

yeah so my start today I'm gonna have

1:35:13

a really great time you know doing a

1:35:15

couple things nice meal take a little light

1:35:17

lesson or whatever and then I'm gonna find

1:35:19

that one person cuz again it's not like

1:35:21

I'm ever going to prison for it and

1:35:23

then right now and then right in the face

1:35:25

right in the face yeah I'll make sure that family

1:35:27

would be happy if you just flew the plane into

1:35:30

the house I can't guarantee you that doesn't

1:35:33

guarantee death yeah I think the move for

1:35:35

you would be steal a plane right

1:35:37

you know how to fly it I think Greg's

1:35:39

correct like you have to kind of yeah the

1:35:41

flight lessons probably for the first X

1:35:44

amount of weeks is just sitting in the class or

1:35:47

you have some even longer you go up first day they

1:35:49

take you up for like introductory

1:35:52

thing yeah taste I give

1:35:54

you a taste and then yes there's a benefit boring

1:35:56

paperwork and right speaking of giving you a taste I

1:35:58

was my mind also kind of went Maybe I

1:36:00

would try cocaine Ever

1:36:03

tried it right ecstasy that

1:36:05

would be fun. Yeah, okay. What if you overdose

1:36:07

you'll be dead anyway? Yeah, who cares? Oh, do

1:36:09

you know what I do? I'll do acid and

1:36:11

mushrooms because I'm always afraid to try those Food

1:36:16

and drugs Gorgon

1:36:20

and what drugs

1:36:23

do cocaine cuz then you'll be up for that 24

1:36:25

hours Yeah, no, that's who

1:36:27

right making all your phone calls. Hey,

1:36:29

I got one day. Bye That's

1:36:33

our three questions you can get involved in any or

1:36:35

all of them you have to get

1:36:37

rid of one of the sports baseball

1:36:40

Football basketball hockey or soccer which one you

1:36:43

getting rid of? Bachelor

1:36:46

bachelorette wedding reception horror stories.

1:36:48

Do you got one? There's a lot of

1:36:50

those out there And if you had 24 hours of

1:36:52

living seems to be pretty popular if you had 24 hours to live,

1:36:54

what would you do? buddy, yeah

1:36:57

Alright diarrhea of topics get back into

1:37:00

it Alright, so

1:37:02

we have to get rid of one professional sport which

1:37:04

one I

1:37:14

cannot put in the list for them. I Would

1:37:18

get rid of football. It's just a bunch

1:37:20

of grown men handling and chasing a ball

1:37:22

so pointless. Wasn't that kind of like all

1:37:24

sports? The only

1:37:26

thing I hate about rules football is

1:37:28

the constant it takes forever. That's what

1:37:31

I So long

1:37:33

now Another text

1:37:35

here says basketball don't even play defense

1:37:37

anymore Occasionally

1:37:39

this one easy get rid of hockey soccer

1:37:41

is bigger than hockey worldwide the World Cup

1:37:43

alone is big see I don't care about Arguments.

1:37:46

Yeah, I don't I don't care what's popular all over you're

1:37:48

asking me which one I'm getting rid of Right.

1:37:51

Yeah, there's nothing to do with popular hockey

1:37:53

games. You watch Ravi What's

1:37:55

that? How many zero zero hockey games you ever

1:37:57

watch? Well, not now that used to

1:37:59

happen back in the day. Yeah. Yeah.

1:38:03

But they're trying to say that hockey

1:38:05

is very low scoring, but at least

1:38:07

there's constant movement and it's violence. It's

1:38:09

exciting. It is exciting. Let's go to

1:38:12

Christina. One of our other

1:38:14

questions, bachelor, bachelorette or wedding reception

1:38:16

horror stories. Good morning, Christina. Hi,

1:38:18

what are you showing? Hi. Hi. All

1:38:21

right, so this is a wedding reception, right? Hi.

1:38:24

Yep. So we had a reception

1:38:26

and we had an open bar, but we

1:38:29

had to provide the alcohol and

1:38:31

kind of through the reception, I was noticing

1:38:33

a lot of our alcohol was gone,

1:38:35

a lot of the expensive stuff that we bought. And I

1:38:38

thought, not a lot of people are

1:38:40

really drinking enough to justify that. And

1:38:43

our food was dwindling. And

1:38:45

kind of as the evening went on, our wedding

1:38:47

party participants were coming to

1:38:49

us saying, oh, by the way,

1:38:51

all the people working the wedding are drinking

1:38:53

your alcohol. They're drunk. Oh,

1:38:55

wow. Oh, man. What

1:38:57

sort of venue was this? Yeah, what kind of

1:38:59

venue? So it was an actual

1:39:02

venue. I live in Utah and

1:39:04

the venue had been established for quite some

1:39:06

time. It was beautiful. It

1:39:08

was Italian. We were like, this

1:39:10

is perfect. We loved it. And

1:39:13

so anyways, yeah, they were taking,

1:39:15

eating everything, drinking everything. And

1:39:18

then we just kind of let

1:39:21

it go because we just wanted to get married. And

1:39:24

then a couple of weeks later, my dad called me and

1:39:26

he says, hey, what was the name of that guy that

1:39:28

ran the wedding venue you guys got married at? And I

1:39:31

told him, he said, you want to

1:39:33

turn on the news because he is on the

1:39:35

news right now. Oh, man.

1:39:37

Because people who have been

1:39:39

signing up for financing for

1:39:41

their weddings, he's stealing their

1:39:43

identities and opening credit lines in

1:39:45

their names. Oh, my God. Wow.

1:39:49

Dang. See? That's

1:39:51

why CBAT always says, see something, say something, right? Thank you. That's

1:39:54

right. Yeah. She just

1:39:56

wanted to let it go, you know. Right. Oh,

1:39:58

don't let it go. All right, Kristina. Thank you for

1:40:00

the call. Appreciate listening to the Woody Show. Bye! Thank

1:40:03

you. Bye. Let's

1:40:05

say hi to Brittany. Brittany, if you had 24 hours to live,

1:40:07

what would you be doing? Hey,

1:40:09

I would be renting a bunch of sports

1:40:12

cars like Bugatti's, R8's,

1:40:15

those really awesome cars that are super fast and

1:40:17

I would just get all the adrenaline out

1:40:19

as I could because I'm too

1:40:21

afraid to do that now. Wouldn't do that ever.

1:40:24

So just drive around like a badass. Yeah,

1:40:27

and the best of them too. Like, pick

1:40:29

up. Right, you gotta kick it, just wrap it up.

1:40:31

Why even stop? Yep.

1:40:35

Try not to rishi-rice the whole thing where you

1:40:37

take out a bunch of innocent people. Yeah,

1:40:39

I'd do it mindful. I'd

1:40:42

do it like a race track. There you

1:40:44

go. Alright Brittany, thank you for the call. Appreciate listening to

1:40:46

the Woody Show. Let's

1:40:49

see, how about this one? 24 hours to

1:40:51

live, take a page from the movie Armageddon.

1:40:54

I go take out a huge loan from a loan

1:40:56

shark. Go to Vegas, have a blast

1:40:58

gambling, doing drugs, great food and maybe a couple

1:41:00

of hookers and I don't have to worry about

1:41:03

paying the money back. That's true.

1:41:05

The doctor called and said I had some

1:41:07

bad news, some really bad news. You

1:41:10

got 24 hours to live, the guy said oh god. What

1:41:13

could be worse than that? I think it was the doctor said

1:41:15

I couldn't get a hold of you yesterday. Wouldn't

1:41:18

that suck? Thank you 225. How about this

1:41:20

one? 24 hours to go, I would go

1:41:22

to my family members, I would tell them

1:41:24

everything I hated about them, tell

1:41:27

them all the secrets I know about the rest

1:41:29

of the family. Oh my gosh. I'll begin a

1:41:31

fight within the family and then leave. The next

1:41:33

day they'll be like oh no, we never told

1:41:35

her how much we love her but I would

1:41:39

know their true feelings. Wow.

1:41:42

Jeez. That's not

1:41:44

drama before you go. I know. Nice

1:41:47

and dark as well. Yeah, but then you get to

1:41:49

haunt them you know right Craig? Because ghosts are real.

1:41:51

They are, thank you. I get having fun, just cause

1:41:53

drama. 2744, Woody. Text

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here in just a moment. We're

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back from our spring break vacation.

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Hope everybody had a wonderful time.

1:43:29

Wife and I and kids and

1:43:31

my mom and stepdad all went on a

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cruise. Cruise. It's always a fun

1:43:36

time. You know, Greg, he hung in there and

1:43:38

just stayed at his house. Like he always does.

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I know, like wanted to see what it's like

1:43:42

to live a normal life. Well,

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you had all that time to get your taxes

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done, because I know like before we left, he

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just kept procrastinating on those taxes. I didn't see

1:43:51

him get those done, right? I

1:43:53

did not. Yeah, right. I did

1:43:55

not. I heard Greg this morning

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like, still didn't do my taxes. I have an

1:43:59

appointment. Wow. In two days.

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Oh crap, I meant to do this the second

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