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1:30

and everything, is Steve Bozell.

1:32

Yes, Steve Bozell, with

1:34

his thoughts and feelings on... Don't

1:37

say it. His

1:39

thoughts and feelings on Taylor Swift and

1:42

Travis Kelty. Yeah. And

1:46

Travis Kelty is also going to have a special guest. Coach

1:49

Vernon Dozier.

1:52

Now, here's Steve Bozell.

1:57

Yep, thanks a lot, bud. Welcome,

1:59

I'm Steve. I want to

2:02

thank Mr. Henry for entrusting with me,

2:05

entrusting unto me his

2:07

show. And

2:09

I'm always appreciative of that. I always try to take care and

2:11

do good and do as good as I can when I am

2:14

doing his show. And

2:19

Mr. Henry, I know he had an injury

2:22

that Coach Vernon Dozier, what's

2:24

that injury Mr. Henry had? Yeah, he

2:26

had a rotator cuff. That's

2:29

an athlete's injury, isn't it? Well

2:31

I don't know, there's a lot of athletes get that injury, a lot

2:33

of pitchers. Phil also had a

2:35

torn bicep and I've seen that in football. Let's

2:40

be straight here. Phil ain't no athlete, okay? No,

2:42

I know that. I'm just saying it. It

2:45

kind of looks like he's a bad... I think he's

2:48

kind of badass. No, it doesn't look like he's a

2:50

badass. It looks to me like he might have fallen

2:52

or fallen down. Yesterday they were saying he fell down

2:54

stairs. No, I... He

2:56

did not fall down those stairs. Okay,

2:58

I don't know what he did. What did he do? I

3:00

guess he tripped over something. Yeah, that's my understanding

3:02

is he tripped. Okay, that

3:04

doesn't sound like any badass. It

3:07

don't sound like Patrick Mahomes. No, but

3:09

I'm just saying, no. He's got the

3:11

sling, he's got... Okay, yeah, he's

3:13

got the rotator cuff injury and be

3:16

that as it may. He didn't

3:18

play no Super Bowl, but yeah,

3:20

we want Phil to get better and... Yeah,

3:22

we wish him a speedy recovery. And

3:24

I want to talk today about the Super Bowl. And

3:27

I know it's over a week old. What

3:30

happened when transpired in the

3:32

weeks leading up to the Super Bowl, the Super Bowl,

3:35

and then a week after the Super Bowl, what transpired

3:38

and what come about, I think

3:40

shocked a lot of people. What

3:42

shocked a lot of people, the fact Kansas City

3:44

won. No, maybe not that Kansas City won. But

3:50

I don't want to tell people my politics, but

3:52

I like to think that I'm an independent, free-thinking

3:54

man. And I go my own way with my

3:56

own opinions. And

3:59

a lot of people got... a problem

4:01

with Taylor Swift. And the problem

4:03

they got with Taylor Swift is she's got influence

4:07

in an area where she should not.

4:09

Now I'm not saying that I'm not saying

4:11

who I support for president and it may

4:13

be somebody way different than you think. You

4:16

support Trump. No I'm not saying who I

4:18

support. I'm

4:20

just saying that whoever I support,

4:22

whoever you support, Dickman

4:24

or anybody else that's out there listening. I

4:29

want my opinions to be my own and I

4:31

don't want them to

4:33

be manipulated by some

4:35

media star who is, my understanding, has

4:37

been responsible for

4:44

these UBs. I

4:47

want to talk about this UB. All right hold on for a minute. Taylor Swift has

4:51

been responsible for the UB and

4:54

it's going down here lying about

4:56

three weeks I know that they said

4:58

that she did that. Now

5:01

one other thing I want to mention by

5:03

the way is coming up on March the

5:05

10th at 6 30 p.m.

5:07

at the C.K. Corona Men's Club we're going to have the

5:09

Academy Awards face slap and

5:12

it's kind of a joke but it's also kind

5:14

of an honor in honor of having your

5:17

face slapped. Remember when that guy did it?

5:19

Yeah it was Will Smith. Yeah it was

5:21

Will Smith he slapped Chris Rock's face. Yeah

5:24

that's right. Will Smith

5:26

slapped Chris Rock's face. Now

5:29

at the C.K. Corona Men's Club

5:32

we ever since then have had the annual,

5:34

you know, just, you know, bitch slap

5:36

and it's in good taste. It doesn't

5:38

mean anything to say. You

5:41

know you this year, like last

5:43

year it was Steve Elvin who's, he's

5:45

a father who's got two daughters in the eighth

5:47

grade and Steve you are, you

5:50

know, this year you are our bitch.

5:52

You kind of stuff like that. That's nothing

5:54

I don't want anybody in my family to hear.

5:56

No that's true. So we don't. Yeah but

5:58

you're on the radio right now. about it. Well I'm

6:00

not on the radio. Dude he's doing a podcast. Well

6:03

whatever man you're on the podcast you're talking

6:06

to god knows how many people about

6:09

some guy getting a bitch slap. No

6:11

no no you understand. This is the annual

6:13

no I understand what you're saying is this

6:15

is the annual ck corona men's club

6:17

face slap you call it a bitch

6:19

slap. It's just it's the annual it's

6:21

all in good fun and it's all done

6:24

in good fun. Okay well explain how's this in good

6:26

fun. It's to say hey you know what you are

6:28

the man of the year and

6:30

get up here you know we grab him by the shirt

6:32

we pull him up onto the stage we go get out

6:34

of here you know slap right across the face and then

6:36

we push him back off the stage down to his chair

6:39

and this is supposed to be something respectful. It is kind

6:41

of respectful because everybody wants to be bit slapped. It

6:44

is. What does Dickman know about

6:46

this? I mean Mr.

6:48

Bozell told me about it. I've been talking a lot about

6:50

it over the last but the point being that

6:52

this year I am

6:54

so honored to be this

6:56

year's academy award getting

6:58

my face bit slapped. Well yeah

7:01

see now that you say it's happening to you it

7:04

ain't so much fun is it. I think what's

7:06

going on here and ladies and gentlemen thank you for if

7:08

you're just tuning in this is the Phil Henry webcast.

7:11

I'm Steve Bozell coach Vernon Dozier here and I

7:13

got Bud Dickman here. Now I

7:16

think what's going on is I've articulated

7:19

for the first time here on an open

7:21

forum in front of all the people what

7:23

is open to that

7:25

are open to the forum. Yeah. That

7:27

I am gonna get bit slapped

7:29

on a stage. Yeah so you don't feel too good

7:32

does it. What are you talking about Dickman? I want

7:34

to go you said it was a great honor. I

7:36

still think it's a great honor but when you go

7:38

yeah it's time for me I'm gonna get bit slapped

7:41

and then you go god my god what does it

7:43

mean you know. Yeah the way you're

7:45

the way you're curling your lip and squinting your

7:47

eyes it looks like it's something painful to you.

7:49

Well are you trying to tell me that Dickman you're saying it

7:51

is not an honor. I mean I think it

7:54

is considering what you said about it. I'm

7:56

just saying this year I'm very honored. Steve

7:59

Bozell. will be only the second

8:02

in what we hope will be the annual

8:05

CK Corona Men's Club Academy Awards

8:08

Bitch Slap or it

8:11

wasn't originally called Bitch Slap was it? No it's just

8:13

called Face Slap. We originally called it Face Slap and

8:16

some of the guys still do but they

8:19

grab you by the shirt they pull you up on the stage they

8:21

slap your face then they push you back down tell you you'll serve

8:23

drinks. There's the Bitch

8:25

Slap right there. Well you know no it's not

8:28

but it's all part of the ceremony it's

8:30

all part of saying you are one of

8:32

us you are this year's

8:34

Man of the Year get your

8:36

bitch ass down there and serve drinks. How

8:39

is that? I don't understand how that's an

8:41

honor at all. It's all in good fun.

8:43

I understand it's all in good fun. When

8:46

you say this is our Man of the Year and then you

8:48

slap him across the face and tell him to get his

8:50

bitch ass down there and serve drinks. That's

8:53

part of just the honor. It's

8:55

all in good fun and

8:57

at the end of the night they

9:00

hoist me on their shoulders and parade me

9:02

around the room and go yeah. I don't

9:04

know. What do you mean you don't know?

9:07

What do you know about it? Now

9:09

that I hear

9:11

it out in the open articulated in the

9:13

clarity of the day. A Dickman what does

9:15

that mean in the clarity of the day? Well

9:18

he was talking to me about it late last night after

9:20

we had a couple beers. Hey Dickman don't try

9:22

to make this sound like something weird. No I'm

9:24

not. I'm just saying. So now

9:27

that you're thinking about it without having any beers you

9:29

realize it's kind of a chump thing. It

9:32

does feel well okay. No

9:34

more. Okay I'm sorry I brought it up. I am very proud.

9:36

I want the guys at CK Corona know at the men's club

9:39

at the middle school men's club. I

9:43

am very proud to be bitch

9:45

slapped this year at CK

9:47

Corona men's club and that'll

9:49

take place at 6 30 p.m. just ahead of

9:51

the Academy Awards. We're all going to sit down

9:53

and watch the Academy Awards. This will be the

9:55

second annual CK Corona men's club face bit you

9:57

know slap the face of the bitch. it

10:00

down and have it serve drinks. I don't know. Well, how

10:02

long have you got to serve drinks for? I just, I

10:04

serve like a comp, you

10:06

know, just a, like a celebratory, a

10:08

symbolic, one-rounded drinks. I go

10:11

table to table and take people's orders. That

10:13

doesn't sound very good to me. Well, I'm very proud

10:15

of it. Okay. You're very proud of it. Now, we

10:18

want to get into this discussion of Taylor

10:20

Swift. I do. I want to talk about Taylor Swift

10:24

and I wanted to get Dr. Raccoon.

10:26

He is in the green room.

10:28

Okay. I was hoping because I knew they were in town.

10:30

Dr. Raccoon. Dr. Raccoon. Yes. Dr.

10:34

Raccoon, I'm Steve Bozell. Thank you and welcome to the

10:36

Phil Henry show. Thank you. Dr.

10:40

Raccoon, you

10:42

talked about your go. At one time it

10:44

was discussed by Dean Wheeler as yoga. You

10:47

said the original was your go. That is

10:49

correct. Yes. And Dean Wheeler, he stole it

10:51

from us and tried to re-manipulate it. I

10:54

understand it. I have a similar

10:56

situation. I

10:58

brought up UB. Yes. And

11:01

I believe that Taylor Swift has

11:04

inflicted UB on a number

11:06

of men. I understand. And I, by the way,

11:08

I would agree with you on that. You would. Right. And I'm

11:10

not taking any sides in

11:12

the political debate, but this woman

11:14

Taylor Swift is the name. Right

11:17

there. Thank you. Baboon, get the car ready. Yes.

11:21

That is Dr. Baboon. Yeah. I would say

11:23

this woman Taylor Swift has

11:25

used her sway over men to

11:29

inflict the UB. Yeah. Now

11:31

here is the problem that I had because

11:33

they said it's not clinically recognized. The UB,

11:35

for those of you who are listening, this

11:37

is important. Taylor Swift,

11:39

come on a stage and she dances and dances and

11:43

shows it. And

11:45

you get what's called UB. That is called

11:47

an unacceptable or unwelcome boner.

11:50

Boner. Okay. That's what I was going to ask you,

11:52

is it? Because you had rightly

11:54

said that yoga was called you go. Yes.

11:57

You know, the phenomenon that Taylor Swift is

11:59

responsible for is It's called Unwelcome

12:01

Bonheur. Oh, that's where I had

12:03

it wrong. I thought it was

12:05

Unavailed, Unasked for. The

12:08

correct pronunciation, Unwelcome Bonheur.

12:11

Translated Unwelcome Bonheur. Okay,

12:14

so when I'm watching Taylor Swift on the stage,

12:16

how do you do? Yes.

12:19

My name is Coach Vernon Dozier, sir. How are you? I'm

12:21

very fine. I'm Dr. Raccoon. Yes, Dr. Raccoon,

12:24

I just want to say, and I'll

12:26

let Steve say what he wants to say, but

12:28

I want to ask you, you're saying to me

12:31

that Taylor Swift inflicts on

12:33

men, which you call the

12:35

unwanted bonheur or unwanted

12:38

bonheur, let's call it what it

12:40

is, an unwanted erection. No,

12:43

yes, technically it is called the

12:46

shun direction or the dangerous E, the

12:49

shun direction or the dangerous E. And then those

12:51

are the terms that you and Dr. Baboon. Yes,

12:53

me and Dr. Baboon, where's the car? I go

12:55

to get it now. Dr.

12:57

Baboon will bring the car up. We have to leave. I

13:00

certainly understand. But just so

13:02

I know, hold on, this is the Vernon Dozier. I

13:04

have to ask this question, Dr. Excuse me. The

13:07

unwelcome... No, it's called the... it's

13:10

called the unwanted E. The unwanted E.

13:12

So Taylor Swift, when she dances out

13:14

on stage and men start

13:17

getting erections... No, no, it's technically called

13:19

the bonheur. Yeah, you got to say it right.

13:22

What do you mean I got to say it

13:24

right? I know what we're talking about here. You

13:26

are, yes, you are talking about the erection, but

13:28

when it is inflicted by psychological means, especially by

13:30

one as beautiful and one as voluptuous and one

13:32

that has sway to the subconscious of men, that

13:34

is technically it's called the bonheur. I

13:37

say, so what is that? B-O-N-E-R.

13:41

Yeah, and bonheur, I call

13:43

it the unwanted bonheur. You

13:45

and yeah, and you spoke wrong. The unwanted

13:48

bonheur. Get the car. I get it

13:50

now. Okay, so here

13:52

it is. Taylor

13:54

Swift, dancing around everywhere and giving myself

13:57

and other men UBs. And

14:01

I wanted to say on behalf of all the men

14:03

listening, I love my wife and

14:05

I don't necessarily like the politics of Taylor Swift.

14:08

But I got a you be from her. I

14:11

won't ask you. No, but I just I

14:13

want that to sit in. Yes, many men are ashamed

14:15

and many men will find themselves at the end of

14:17

the long, long day on their knees praying to God,

14:19

to God, that somehow he can lift

14:22

this, lift this burden from them. But

14:24

many men, though they do not accept Taylor Swift for

14:26

anything other than her singing and dancing, she has laid

14:28

this burden on them and given them to you be.

14:31

And that is the unwanted Bonair. The unwanted

14:33

Bonair. Don't say Bonair.

14:36

Bonair. You have to give it a flare.

14:38

Yes, it's unwanted Bonair. Is the car? Yes,

14:40

I have the cars out front now. Okay, I

14:42

have to make my leave. Okay, well, thank you,

14:44

Dr. Your name is Dr. Raccoon. Yes, Dr.

14:46

Raccoon, that is Dr. Baboon. Hello. Okay. Thank

14:48

you very much, sir. Thank

14:51

you, Dr. Raccoon and Dr. Baboon. See you

14:53

on the flip flop. See you

14:55

on the flip flop. Okay, that was

14:58

I wanted that to be a part of

15:00

tonight's discussion too, and I didn't. Taylor

15:04

Swift. I don't have

15:06

a similar. What do you mean she's giving

15:08

you an unwanted Bonair? Meaning she's

15:10

giving you you don't want to get you don't want to you

15:12

don't have an erection when she sings. I

15:15

do not. I didn't ask for it. I don't want it. And I

15:17

think that's what's going on. I watched the

15:19

Super Bowl. And then I've

15:21

seen clips of her dancing and pivoting and

15:23

she pivots, you know, that's

15:25

what she pivots her butt everything. Yeah,

15:27

kind of the way she pivots

15:29

her butt. She just the way she shakes

15:31

it. Yeah, so I'm

15:34

watching that. And suddenly I recognize

15:36

that I have the Bonair. Why

15:39

don't you call it what it is? Okay. I'm

15:41

just using the language that is

15:43

current in the scientific manual. Yeah,

15:46

because if you if it is the UB. All right.

15:49

All right. Let's call it a UB. So you're sitting there.

15:51

You're watching Taylor Swift. And suddenly you look down at your

15:53

pants and realize you got a UB. Yes, sir. Yes, I

15:55

do. Okay. There's something wrong with that right away. What you

15:57

shouldn't have to look at. look

16:00

at your pants to know. It's

16:02

true you didn't you shouldn't have to look at your pants to know where you're getting

16:04

the UB or not. What

16:06

does that mean? I'll tell you most

16:09

guys know they're getting if you want to call it a UB

16:11

most guys know they're getting a UB without

16:13

even looking there. You don't even have to glance down

16:15

you know yep that's I've got the UB. Well

16:19

I mean what do you mean UB? I'm just using

16:21

the term you want to use Bonaire? You use Bonaire

16:23

but that is supposed to be a fix

16:26

to the phenomenon that Taylor

16:28

Swift gave the UB. Okay I'm just

16:30

trying to say what was the other term he used? You have

16:32

to call it an E. Okay an

16:35

E. Most guys don't have to glance down

16:37

and look if I'm watching Taylor Swift. Yeah

16:40

you're watching Taylor Swift you're watching her

16:42

but you're also glancing at your own you're looking down

16:44

at your own lap to see if you're getting UB

16:47

or an E. Okay that's

16:49

what I'm trying to tell you Bozell. No

16:51

man that I know no man maybe in

16:54

the history of men getting UBs

16:56

or whatever. You

16:58

don't have to look down at it. Hey

17:00

Dickman. Okay no guy needs to look down

17:02

to know whether or not he's getting a

17:04

UB an E or whatever it is you

17:06

want to call it. Well

17:08

what are you talking about? I'm talking about you you say Taylor

17:11

Swift gave you a UB I said how did you know I

17:13

had to glance down there I saw it. I did. Playing

17:16

his day bigger than shit. So

17:18

what's the language? I'm sorry but it was as big

17:20

as day clear as hell. I go

17:23

there's Taylor Swift yeah and then I glance down I see the

17:25

B. I see that I see that I got the and

17:28

I look down I glance down I see the pants are all I

17:30

got you know UB'd. I see that my pants

17:33

crotch wise have been UB'd and

17:36

I'm I got a U. I got and anything

17:38

it's I gotta be and it's you. Okay

17:43

I thought I'd hear some sympathy tonight. You

17:45

got sympathy all right you got sympathy from

17:47

me and you'll have sympathy for

17:49

any doctor who analyzes you after this

17:51

show is over with. Yeah yeah what

17:54

a who are you applauding

17:56

for? Yeah talk much. Yeah I do

17:59

and you told me that you have the UB I did yes

18:01

I did I dig a UB all right let

18:03

me ask you Dickman did you

18:05

have to glance down to see whether you had one

18:07

or did you just know like I mean I just

18:09

knew but I'm not saying mr. Bozell oh thanks a

18:11

lot no I'm not saying this was mr. mr. Bozell

18:14

Bozell mr. Bozell was wrong sometimes

18:17

in the heat of the day and you're moving

18:19

around your your your washing dishes you're you

18:21

know getting groceries you don't realize that you you know

18:23

sprung it you don't realize you popped

18:25

one and you have a

18:28

UB okay I'm gonna tell two

18:30

things I'll tell you but but understand go no I

18:32

two things what I'm coach Vernon dojo that's number one

18:34

the second one every time I've gotten

18:36

an E or a UB I know

18:39

full well I have one and I don't have to

18:41

glance down at my pants okay

18:44

all right you can make all the fun you

18:46

want but there's a whole bunch of

18:48

us and that's why I was the reason why

18:50

Taylor Swift is not liked by a lot of people because she's

18:53

giving guys UB's she's giving guys they're on

18:55

what they're what they're unwanted is

18:57

unwanted bonnet yeah an

18:59

unwanted bonnet right there

19:02

now I know the

19:04

coach dozer is a fake no I'm no

19:06

I know not I believe what

19:08

I'm saying but I'm laughing my ass off of you I'm

19:12

laughing at you Steve and you Dickman and

19:14

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