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punch ourselves in the balls with grown

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ups to one last

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time. Episode

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22, where does the time go? He

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goes into the days and

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where did the days go? Well, the days go into the

0:38

weeks. I

0:41

feel like I'm riffing what I might even try

0:43

and turn into a stand up joke at this

0:45

point. Anyway, had a great time with this one.

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It is honestly, I'm

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feeling nostalgic for maybe

0:52

youth, the early days

0:55

of friendship with Tim, both in a chipper

0:57

mood. I'm

0:59

in Berlin. I'm

1:01

experiencing the world. I'm

1:04

hearing myself experience the world. And

1:06

my audio quality is a lot lower than Tim's.

1:08

Tim, with memory

1:10

serves, is now living

1:13

in an apartment on

1:15

Maxwell Ave. And I'm

1:17

pretty sure in real time,

1:21

behind the scenes of the pod, he's

1:24

falling in love with his now wife. I mean,

1:26

isn't that crazy? Isn't that

1:28

just crazy? Some

1:32

conversation about the movie, the

1:34

first glimmer of media

1:37

coverage or interest in what we're up to. Just

1:42

to, yeah, some

1:46

of you will be re-listening to this, I'm sure. Some will be

1:48

hearing it for the first time. Just

1:51

really trying to enjoy and amplify

1:53

to you the experience

1:56

of hearing it all. Hear

2:00

it all again, even hearing the mind games where we're near

2:02

the end of the episode and Tim Soos we're gonna do

2:04

it again tomorrow Yeah,

2:07

lots of fun You

2:10

know approaching the halfway mark of the season as

2:12

well, so I hope you I hope you're all

2:14

enjoying being strapped in for the ride No

2:18

longer in Berlin. I'm recording this on

2:20

a very very rainy day in Auckland.

2:22

So, you know time comes for us

2:24

all Enjoy the

2:26

ep and sorry about the quality

2:28

of my laptop microphone Not

2:31

the one I'm using now the one in the In the show Ladies

2:52

and gentlemen, welcome back To

2:54

the worst idea of all time or

2:57

is it my name is Tim bat My

2:59

name is Guy Montgomery and we've just

3:01

watched grown-up soup the 22nd time Guy

3:06

I feel good about the movie. I feel good about seeing

3:09

you. I don't know where

3:11

to begin I don't know where to jump in this

3:13

time. I'm just I'm sorry. I'm full of life and

3:15

vigor and enthusiasm Yeah, well, we had a little bit

3:17

of difficulty sort of tracking each other down or specifically

3:20

you tracking me down So it does it does feel

3:22

like it's been a while not only between Viewings

3:24

of the movie but viewings of your lovely face

3:27

on Skype to me healthy you look happy thanks

3:29

It's so good to see you too And actually

3:31

you're being projected right now on to a 100

3:34

inch screen because I've set up a

3:37

full high-def projector in my bedroom In

3:39

my new place. So this will be my

3:41

new grown-ups to viewing experience. The sound is

3:43

great Vision is huge

3:46

That is in your room that screams behind you.

3:49

This is my bedroom. Yeah, honky

3:51

shit. Yeah, it's just a wall

3:55

Painted wall. Can you play like

3:57

Xbox on that screen? Yeah, I've got a PlayStation

3:59

3 hooked up right now I'm looking at it. Yeah.

4:02

Oh my god. That is like when I was

4:04

21 and in university and

4:06

never left the house all

4:08

I did was masturbate and play Xbox 360. Well

4:11

go on. That was my wet dream. Welcome.

4:13

Welcome to Timbets reality. 21 year old guy

4:17

Montgomery's.

4:21

You're exactly where I wanted to be. And more

4:23

specifically you're

4:25

exactly where I want to be right now.

4:27

Berlin, Germany. Tell me about it. It

4:30

is wonderful. I tell you what. It

4:32

was a real

4:35

haven. There's lots of lovely clean

4:37

green open spaces like parks everywhere

4:40

and it's so cheap that no one

4:42

works full-time. Like everyone our age is

4:44

just walking around drinking a beer all

4:46

day every day. Gorgeous. It's just like

4:48

young good-looking people and everyone speaks English.

4:50

My German is horrible. That

4:53

sounds phenomenal. It sounds like some kind of

4:55

utopia. Yeah like even

4:57

last night what do we do? We

4:59

went out for dinner. We got

5:01

burgers. Pretty good burgers actually. And

5:04

there was this like Spanish band who

5:07

are walking around the street playing this

5:09

really happy music. Made for

5:11

really happy burger eating experience. And then we just went out

5:13

and had some drinks. It was like we

5:15

got home at like 1.30. Very casual

5:17

but on a Sunday night you know.

5:20

And that's the thing with big cities.

5:22

There's always something to do. Every night.

5:24

I guess people everywhere. Sometimes all it

5:26

takes to make the perfect urban environment

5:28

is to attempt to take over the world

5:30

once and have some ethnic cleansing and then

5:32

be bitched like by the global community and

5:34

have guilt as part

5:37

of your societal DNA.

5:39

Well I find the guilt

5:41

thing interesting. Like I was hanging out with some

5:43

Germans the other night and one of them made

5:46

it. They'd said something like they are something

5:48

Nazi. You know like you know how you call people

5:50

with grammar and Nazi or something like that. This

5:52

is something Nazi. And I sort of my ears picked

5:54

up because I don't think I've ever heard Germans throwing

5:57

you know. It's like are you allowed to. It has

5:59

been 70 years but. people don't forget. 70 years

6:02

that's like one person's life yeah it's

6:04

like one normal length life that's not

6:06

very long yeah it's

6:08

not especially considering what happened which I don't need

6:10

to remind you guys because I know that you

6:13

read books but it was pretty serious for those

6:15

of you who don't know what Germany did it

6:17

was pretty full-on it was a pretty big deal

6:19

I'm so interested I'd love to go and sit

6:21

on like a German history class in high school

6:23

like I think it gets really drilled into them

6:25

like we did a bad thing yeah it wasn't

6:27

even you guys your your ancestors are a bad

6:29

thing and you're still wearing that and you're gonna

6:32

wear it for ages it's part of their curriculum

6:34

I like that they have to learn what went

6:36

down I have to which

6:38

I dig I dig that guy

6:40

you're in one of the most amazing cities

6:42

in the world you're in the height of

6:44

summer what was your movie watching experience this

6:46

week grown-ups to number 22 how'd you feel

6:50

hey I wouldn't say

6:53

I loved it but I felt like okay

6:55

I mean I was a reasonable hour to

6:57

watch the movie it had probably been what

6:59

like 10 days between viewings because of our

7:01

scheduling conflicts hmm and it was sort of

7:03

a felt it's not a good

7:08

movie about face on this I

7:10

mean it's still I wouldn't describe

7:12

it as watchable but considering

7:14

the circumstance I'm in a pretty good mood

7:16

it's stinking hot outside so it's quite nice

7:18

and cool in the apartment I

7:21

did I feel

7:23

jealous of you when we're watching the

7:25

movies on Skype because you had like friends in

7:27

the room with you yeah and

7:30

like and then the video cut out

7:32

an hour in so it's the main

7:34

issue I'm facing with doing this podcast

7:37

from abroad is that it does just

7:39

feel like I'm watching grown-ups to by

7:41

myself yeah the loneliness factor when you

7:44

are endeavoring to watch this film 52

7:46

times is it's

7:48

quite big and it's quite dramatic and

7:50

it's very depressing if you watch it

7:52

by yourself in fact I'd recommend as

7:54

much as possible guys just I

7:57

don't know how you'll manage to do it each time but you really

7:59

need to make sure you got another person with you

8:01

actually. Mmm, well I sort of did. The two

8:03

people who were staying in this apartment with me,

8:05

Joe and Ryan, sort of split the shift. Both

8:09

of them denounced the movie pretty much within 10

8:11

seconds of sitting down. Oh I see. Which made

8:13

it very difficult for me to, like Joe was

8:16

just incredulous the whole time about why we're doing

8:18

the podcast. And I actually couldn't explain it to

8:20

her. Yeah, so. Usually I can but I

8:22

was just like, well I don't know. And she goes, why are you

8:24

doing this? I had the

8:26

exact same conversation with someone in my

8:28

kitchen about 10 minutes before I set

8:31

in to chuck it up on a big

8:34

100 inch 1080p screen. And

8:37

yeah, it's always a tough, it's a question that you

8:39

and I think we get a lot separately and

8:41

sometimes together. And it's

8:43

never been an easy one to answer. Why

8:45

are we watching grown ups two, 52 times?

8:47

There's no real answer. We

8:50

got vague validation in the form

8:52

of Paul Cassilly in the New

8:54

Zealand Herald. And New Zealand Herald

8:56

the paper with the largest, like,

8:58

reach. Read it. Read

9:00

ship in the country. They did a little piece on us. I

9:02

think I should find it and read it actually. You

9:05

pad for time. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

9:08

Yeah. Okay, I'll just tell you a

9:10

few things that happened throughout the week. I've been seeing

9:12

grown ups two in other places. I

9:16

went to a lake two days ago and there

9:19

was one side of the lake which you didn't pay for. It

9:21

was sort of just like, you can climb over a fence and go down and go for a

9:23

swim and then you're in the park. And

9:25

on the other side was this huge, like, sort

9:28

of party part of the lake. Like, a whole

9:30

lot of shirtless people playing volleyball and whatnot. And

9:34

as they were playing volleyball, that song

9:36

Teach Me How to Dougie was the

9:38

same song that features in the lakeside

9:40

party scene in

9:43

grown ups two. Yeah. And

9:45

then it's sort of, it's been getting bigger because I've started watching,

9:47

I've watched a few episodes of a show called the Larry Sanders

9:49

Show. Have you heard of this show? Yeah, I've heard of the

9:51

Larry Sanders Show. I haven't watched it. It just has to be

9:53

quite funny. It's very good.

9:55

Gary Shandling, who's a comedian, he created

9:57

a show which is a fantastic show.

10:00

It's just late night talk shows so you see

10:02

snippets of that show and then it's

10:04

sort of like behind the scenes sort of like

10:06

It's a precursor for 30 Rock and Ricky Gervais

10:08

actually cited as a precursor for the office as

10:10

well Wow, and one of the episodes of that

10:12

David Spade was a Appeared of

10:14

himself a young David Spade. This is 22

10:16

years ago. He's aged very well by the

10:19

way He has man because he's not

10:21

a man anymore by any strict I

10:23

wonder if he's had work done, but yeah, and he

10:25

was he was he was playing a young upstart comedian

10:28

and In the

10:31

Larry Sanders show, it's so cool.

10:33

And then the other one was the other one Oh

10:37

the chick the crazy chick summer

10:39

high x employee. Yeah. Yeah, did

10:41

you ever get her no no No,

10:44

I should because on the flight over here

10:46

from Barcelona I watched the episode of Curvy enthusiasm

10:48

on the plane and she was in it. Oh,

10:50

it's right She played like

10:52

a nanny a crazy lady. She's

10:54

so funny in it She got

10:57

insane really well. I wonder if she

10:59

is insane probably not She

11:03

can act anyway, did I pad

11:05

for time enough? Can you share this you

11:08

did that beautifully? So Paul Casley wrote this

11:10

about a week ago My

11:12

recent attempts to round up the best New

11:14

Zealand podcast The one that was

11:16

called the worst of idea the worst idea of

11:18

all time turns out to be the best. That's

11:20

pretty high price, man I just very fitting there

11:22

are other can easily those you don't know co-created

11:25

eating media lunch like Seminole

11:27

in my upbringing. What does similar mean?

11:29

I'm important and early I think Yeah

11:34

He goes on to say there are other contenders and

11:36

Jeremy Wells is Mike Hosking is certainly going off right

11:38

now But it's part of a radio show the worst

11:40

idea of all time is a pure podcast and can

11:43

only exist as such This is

11:45

the thing up and coming local comedian

11:47

slash broadcasters guy Montgomery and Tim that

11:49

has set themselves the task of reviewing

11:51

the film grown-ups to once a week

11:53

until they can't They began this journey

11:55

of mid-fiburean are still going strong grown-ups

11:57

to as an Adam Sandler film. So

11:59

no surprise that it's pure isles heck

12:01

and comes packed with a star-studded cast and

12:03

a CGI moose. It

12:07

received the most nominations of any film in the 2014 Razzies, the

12:11

Oscars of crap films, but it was

12:13

beaten out by the execrable movie 43

12:15

and deservedly so. As

12:18

Batman Montgomery

12:20

have detected, grown-ups too bad as it is

12:22

somehow comes alive via repeat viewing. I don't

12:24

know if that's a discovery we've had. It's

12:27

terrible but compelling. Also I suspect the insanity

12:29

of forcing themselves to watch and review every

12:31

week is akin to the madness suffered by

12:33

people who decided to kayak the Tasman or

12:36

rollerblade the length of the country. I know

12:38

I oh we don't need the rest of

12:40

it. No, but you know, Google it people.

12:44

I really enjoy the comparison that

12:47

this is in the same sort of field

12:49

of insanity that that kind of pursuit, you

12:52

know. Yeah it's

12:54

definitely not as hard we're

12:57

just watching a shit movie a bunch of times. It

13:00

is hard. I think it's not as hard

13:02

as kayaking the Tasman. I don't think we

13:04

could compare ourselves to that. Well I don't

13:06

think the person who's kayaked the Tasman could

13:08

compare what they're doing to watching grown-ups too

13:10

52 times. I think they're too unique and

13:13

equally difficult adventures

13:15

or ventures. You think

13:17

they're equally difficult? I

13:19

do. I don't think anyone else in the

13:21

world has watched the movie this many times. I was thinking

13:23

about it this morning. I'm going to have a

13:26

world record when I get back from this trip as

13:29

the man who's watched grown-ups too in the

13:31

most countries in the world and I'm sure

13:33

that I will have that alone. Yeah I

13:35

think you're definitely right there because not even

13:37

Adam Sandler will rewatch this movie. He

13:39

made it and he moved on I'm sure. There's not

13:41

a doubt in my mind. There's no way Adam Sandler's

13:43

travelling around the world watching grown-ups too once a week.

13:47

You'll have the world record as the person

13:49

who watched grown-ups too in New Zealand the

13:51

most number of times. That's not a world

13:53

record. Well both the world record

13:55

holders which is great. There you go. There

13:57

you bloody go. That's all worthwhile. So

14:01

guys, let's talk about the movie. It takes

14:03

on... Okay, okay Tim, I'm just dying to.

14:05

It takes on a new life when you

14:07

have it as big as I had it.

14:11

Like, this is the

14:13

truest sense that I got to how it must have been viewing

14:15

it in a cinema. And it was

14:17

pretty cool. I've got to say it adds a

14:19

bit of a new dimension, but what it really

14:21

does as well is it highlights all the stuff

14:23

that doesn't work. Like, we've talked about

14:25

that before but Tim Meadows, during

14:28

the last bit

14:30

of the movie, the big party scene in the

14:32

yard, when the

14:34

speech is going on I think between the

14:37

frat boys and some of the adults, Tim

14:39

Meadows is just goofing off with his wife.

14:42

He is off the clock, they're just chatting

14:44

about something. Because there's a moment where everyone's

14:46

supposed to be quite focused on something that

14:48

someone else is saying. And he and his

14:50

wife are just cracking funnies at each other.

14:52

And when it's on a big screen, it's

14:54

the clearest day. I

14:58

agree. I think that's fine though. I think that

15:00

by that stage in the movie, you've

15:02

got a vague handle on the level of professionalism

15:04

you need to bring. And obviously you could say

15:06

the paid actor, Tim Meadows, should be bringing his

15:09

A-game 100% of the time. But

15:11

he's been sort of, I don't want

15:15

to use the turn of phrase, put through the ringer. But

15:17

his character, the character that they gave him and

15:19

the lines that they gave him, I'm pretty sure

15:22

that by the time they were shooting this scene,

15:24

if they shot it chronologically, it's the last scene.

15:26

He's probably like, you know what, fuck it. I've

15:28

got this funny idea I'd love to talk about

15:30

before I get it with this... While we're rolling.

15:33

Actress, wife, if we're rolling, it's okay. So be

15:35

it. And it was, and it was okay. They

15:38

weren't like, oh, we better do another take. Tim

15:40

Meadows fucked it up, goofing around.

15:42

That's what gets me. That

15:45

was exactly what we were looking for, Tim Meadows.

15:47

That's what gets me. No one gave

15:49

a shit enough to do a second take.

15:51

So they either didn't notice, which wouldn't surprise

15:53

me because why would you cast your eye

15:55

too closely over this turn? Or

15:58

they noticed it and went, eh. We

16:02

could get everyone together again to reshoot the

16:04

scene or we could just use this tape.

16:07

In which it's the best looking of the

16:09

lot. I actually noticed something at the party

16:12

scene on my small laptop computer. Oh yes.

16:15

Andre McKenzie. Chris

16:18

Roxson. He's at the party. He doesn't

16:20

get any lines or any involvement in

16:22

the party. But he's the address of

16:24

MC Hammer I think. Shit. I've never

16:26

noticed that. You got a new thing.

16:28

Congratulations bro. Thank you. Although

16:30

it's an 80's themed party and MC Hammer is from

16:32

the 90's so I might be wrong. But he's wearing

16:34

like an MC Hammer looking suit. Right.

16:36

Is he wearing what appears to be maternity pants?

16:39

Because that was sort of the... Well

16:41

a lot of the

16:43

shot is from the midriff up. He's

16:45

in two shots. And it's

16:47

sort of... but you know those shoulder pads which

16:49

go out over the shoulder a bit. Yeah. Like

16:51

a little ledge over the shoulder. That was MC

16:53

Hammer wasn't it? Michael Jackson had

16:56

a suit that looked like that. I think for...

16:58

what album was it? No. I

17:00

can't remember. They wouldn't have made it Michael

17:02

Jackson because his little brother is Michael Jackson. That's

17:04

right. Good point. Yeah. Yeah. And

17:07

what are Michael Jackson? He is. He's

17:09

great. Also I want to bring something up

17:11

with you mate. Guy

17:14

Montgomery. Did you know that in the

17:16

20 times we've watched Grown

17:18

Ups 2 we've misinterpreted one of

17:20

the last bits of the film?

17:25

Who have you been talking to? Just

17:27

me. Just old Timbo. Just the right

17:29

side of the brain. I've never met

17:31

myself. Hear me out. You know when they're

17:33

at Lamb & Soft's mum's house eating eggs

17:35

at the end of the party and

17:38

she pulls out a photo album and

17:40

they bust out a photo of what looks like...

17:43

I think his name's OJ. The

17:45

guy with the weird eyes and stuff. It's

17:48

not. It's Lamb & Soft. Because under

17:50

it it says Eric. That's

17:53

just what he looked like as a

17:55

kid. No. They

17:57

can't be right. out

18:00

of that movie and bring it up, it

18:02

says Eric under it. It is him

18:04

as a baby, he just accidentally

18:06

used to look like that other guy who's

18:08

in the movie with cross eyes. I'm

18:11

doing it right now. Tell

18:15

me I'm wrong bro, because I'm not. While

18:20

you do that, I'm gonna explain what my shining light

18:22

of the film was this week as well. It

18:25

was quite a delight being able to watch it with some

18:27

people in the room. And I'll admit there were a couple

18:29

giggles, but the giggles really peed it out as the film

18:31

went on and they realized, oh, this is it. And

18:33

nothing struck them more than the ending and

18:35

being just a kind of vacuum

18:38

of plot and storytelling. But the

18:40

thing that was my shining light,

18:42

the one thing that I enjoyed

18:44

most in the viewing this time

18:47

was the shell necklace that Patrick Schwarzenegger is

18:49

wearing. Cause you don't see a lot of

18:51

shell necklaces these days. They were pretty big

18:53

in the late nineties and early 2000s. Don't

18:56

get a lot of them these days, but I'll tell you what, on

18:59

a big old screen like this on a projector, really pops, really

19:02

comes out and plays. I quite

19:04

like that. I have heard another thought, re

19:06

Patrick Schwarzenegger in this film, because

19:08

Stone Cold Steve Austin is

19:11

at the party. He's dressed as the Terminator.

19:13

Yes. Oh, right. Yeah,

19:16

yeah, yeah. But if that was an interesting experience

19:18

for Patrick to

19:21

be acting against Stone Cold Steve

19:23

Austin, dressed as his father's arguably

19:25

most famous character. Yeah. I'm

19:28

sure he's come up against that sort of situation

19:30

quite a lot in his life, you know?

19:32

And I was also wondering, I don't know if we've

19:34

caught it before, but why I've just found this thing

19:36

by the way, and Eric, it does say Eric, and

19:39

next to it is the one about the

19:41

American Scout Association, Eric Laminsoft. But

19:43

I don't think we've misread it. I think

19:45

we just, like I don't think it impacts

19:47

the way you watch the movie, this little

19:49

detail. No, but you've got to admit, every

19:51

time you see something that we've either got

19:53

wrong, or that's new, a new thing at

19:56

this point in the game is goldenberry treasure.

19:59

You know? There's what that's the juice. That's the

20:01

sweet juice that we're after right now It's

20:06

a good stuff the it's it's the gold

20:08

coins. It's the gold to balloon it is

20:10

the nectar of the guards It's the milk

20:12

and honey It

20:15

is the tears of a unicorn It

20:18

is a you know my my

20:20

shining light was actually shacks entrance.

20:22

I really enjoyed Shaq in this

20:25

viewing cool So it's so ludicrous is

20:27

there I was thinking that was another interesting thing

20:31

When Shaq I When

20:33

he gives the guy the nuggie yeah, you know And

20:37

I was like I mean Obviously,

20:39

I don't know anyone would be proud to be

20:41

in this movie But it's a cool work story

20:44

that that blonde actor got is like oh this

20:46

one time when I was making this movie grown-ups,

20:48

too Shaquille O'Neal grabbed me by

20:50

the scuff of the neck and gave me a nuggie and

20:52

then threw me over a building I'd quite

20:54

like to Google that guy as we speak what search terms

20:56

to open in because he's been in a lot of stuff

20:58

And he's like a teen heart thrower, but he's

21:01

also like a baby. He's like 35 Joe

21:04

actually said who watched a bit of it

21:07

with me that he was from Twilight as

21:09

well apparently. He's a vampire in Twilight that

21:11

guy Really

21:13

yeah, um One

21:16

of the freedoms who was here watching told me that Braden

21:20

Higgins is in the Hunger Games, but

21:22

I didn't ask you which one But he's a villain who goes

21:24

and kill seeps people which is weird because I thought I'd seen

21:26

both of those so far Maybe I've only seen

21:28

the first one Evidently not um

21:32

What was I gonna say? Oh? Like

21:35

it wasn't gonna be important. I can't wait for

21:37

this episode to be finished. Hey,

21:39

well he's Berlin He's a great old.

21:41

I'm biking to an old abandoned hospital.

21:43

Do you what we're hit least to

21:45

get treated shit? You're

21:48

doing that um grim. What do

21:50

they call it something tourism like grim

21:52

tourism? We had a grim site I

21:56

Abandoned buildings are pretty interesting especially like

21:58

abandoned sort of public service buildings. They've

22:01

got this huge airport here that Hitler built

22:03

which is now just like a park. Like

22:06

I was running around an airport runway the

22:08

other day. It's awesome.

22:10

It's so cool and apparently

22:13

there was a bit of conflict over here

22:15

because some folks, some developers wanted to put

22:18

a whole lot of luxury condos up there but

22:20

the German people of Berlin said no this

22:22

is a public space. This is what makes

22:24

Berlin so groovy. Do you know how

22:26

cheap it is to live here? Feel like 400 euros

22:28

a month for living in these awesome inner city

22:31

apartments. 400 euros a month?

22:34

Do you want some more good news? What?

22:36

We're probably gonna have to watch the movie like

22:38

tomorrow. Oh yeah

22:43

because this is last week's

22:46

and oh

22:48

come on. This is

22:50

exactly the response I was looking for and

22:52

I apologize but it was like you were

22:55

just so happy. You're so stoked. Why

22:58

would you want to make the US happy?

23:00

I don't know but I

23:02

felt powerful in the moment and now I

23:04

feel terrible. Are we doing it tomorrow?

23:07

In fact we'll organize the logistics later. Do

23:09

you know what I'm doing tonight? I'm not

23:11

gonna let you bring me down. I'm going,

23:13

I'm doing this dining in the dark thing.

23:16

Have you heard of this? No tell me

23:18

about dining in the dark. Is

23:20

it better or worse than grown-ups too? I

23:23

can't say yeah I haven't done it but I imagine it's

23:25

better. You go to a restaurant and

23:28

you can either choose your food, you can order

23:30

it or you can just say surprise me and

23:33

then you get like you're in a holding pen

23:35

when you do that and then you get taken

23:37

into the extra restaurant and it's pitch black and

23:39

all of the staff are blind or

23:41

visually impaired and you eat the meal

23:44

without being able to see anything. Wait so

23:47

it's been prepared blind as well as you

23:49

eating it blind? I think no it doesn't

23:51

say the chefs are blind. Oh just

23:54

the waiters and waitresses but like the whole

23:56

meal you can't see anything and if you

23:58

don't know what you're eating you it's

24:00

like a different way of tasting it's

24:04

amazing oh cool you see I know be heightened

24:06

it's I know them and the other

24:08

thing is I'm going with like if you know

24:10

the allergies because I feel like this could go

24:13

terribly wrong no not that I know of the

24:15

refree funny way to find out let's find out

24:17

let's spend the day eight other people with wheel

24:19

I'm dining with so there's nine people and it will

24:21

change the whole way you have conversation at dinner

24:23

because so much of conversation is based on like visual

24:26

cues and body language and this will be like

24:29

I don't know I don't know what to expect I'm just

24:32

so excited you'd be sniffing around for fear of mine's trying

24:34

to detect clothes as to where the people are picking up

24:36

what you're putting down that's

24:38

how it works from here on in did

24:41

you actually did you actually give me

24:43

a shining light this week it

24:46

was Shaq's entrance I walked around from behind

24:48

a school bus and says who

24:50

was with the school bus and then

24:52

Paul's a gun on everyone yes which

24:56

is we've just that might have been off

24:58

mic but as we've discussed in the past

25:00

he's a cop he cocks the gun that's

25:03

a load of gun ready to go that

25:05

he's just waving at his mates at that

25:07

point and then he stops

25:09

a tire with his dick he still has a

25:11

massive tire rolling through the city with his dick

25:13

this is what he struck me as weird

25:15

too I think they CGI'd at a slightly wrong

25:18

height and so like he thought it was gonna

25:20

hit above but it hits his dick and

25:22

that most hits Taylor Lawton is dick too

25:24

everything's hitting dicks but they seem to ignore it

25:27

I also had a theory when I watched

25:29

it today I can't remember if we've talked about

25:31

it before but the officer Dante is in love

25:33

with Shaquille O'Neal yes yes you brought that up

25:35

I think in the last episode if memory yeah

25:37

the I was just the hand

25:39

holding again today the hand holding

25:42

and the nipple cleaning yeah yeah yeah

25:45

somebody call the police we're

25:47

already here it's a great guy

25:49

Williams guy Williams must have watched the movie recently he

25:51

did a tweet at us saying he likes the

25:55

one of us off the Dante thing for some reason

25:57

it year was the first time he says I am

26:00

the law. Apparently

26:02

he must have been watching it tonight because he was

26:04

tweeting pretty much when we were watching right so I'm not

26:06

sure what he's up to with his

26:09

life because I mean he's a

26:11

he's a working comedian on TV

26:13

every week he's got his radio

26:15

show high rating. Isn't he successful?

26:18

Yeah. Aren't things going well for

26:20

Guy Williams? Good for him.

26:23

You know? He worked hard you deserve that.

26:25

He gave me my first gig. Did

26:27

he? Did he really? I

26:29

opened for him in Joseph Harper in Auckland. I

26:32

did a joke about personalized

26:36

license plates. I

26:39

think I remember your bit about personalized license plates.

26:41

Is that about sexy dads? Yeah.

26:43

It's a good bit. Remember that bit. It's a

26:45

real good bit. Thank you. Good

26:47

on you Guy Montgomery. I don't do

26:50

it anymore. No you don't. Now you've

26:52

gotten all embarrassed. Look at you. Look

26:54

at you Guy. I'm

26:57

looking at my body. I'm not wearing a

26:59

shirt. Yeah. I wasn't gonna

27:01

bring that up but you do appear

27:03

naked. This whole conversation has been conducted

27:05

in a manner where you do appear

27:07

naked to me. I'm wearing

27:09

boxes. Wow. We're all grateful for

27:11

that Guy. And

27:14

on that beautiful note I think that might

27:16

be our episode today. Do you have anything

27:18

you would like to add before we go?

27:21

No not

27:24

really. Sorry it took so long guys. Yeah

27:26

I apologize for that. But hey look we'll put

27:29

ourselves through the

27:31

misery like probably tomorrow if not the next

27:33

day. We'll do a catch up. Very

27:36

positive tone in this episode I feel like. We

27:38

were both in quite a good mood. Yeah

27:41

well I think it's important we

27:43

attempt a bit of light and shade you know because

27:45

otherwise no one wants to hear two guys being depressed

27:47

about their lives for 52 episodes in

27:49

a row. Or do they? Leave your feedback.

27:51

Well it's hard to say.

27:54

We'd love some feedback. Actually I mean that's an

27:56

idea. On the Facebook page why don't we get

27:58

people to sort of say bit. that they like

28:00

and we can tailor our podcast. What was the

28:02

movie? Oh, of the podcast. For

28:04

the podcast, we can tailor our content to

28:06

their taste. Fuck that, mate. Fuck

28:09

that. That's how

28:11

the slippery slope of Adam Sandler's

28:13

career began going down the

28:15

shitter. He started listening to other people. You

28:18

can't pander to the crowd guy. You can't

28:20

do it. You gotta be about the integrity

28:22

of the project and you gotta trust your

28:25

heart. Do you know what? First

28:27

of all, this project has no integrity.

28:29

Second of all, people that still... How dare you.

28:32

You can still post your feedback and while Tim

28:34

will rudely ignore it, I

28:37

will just very craftily

28:40

shoehorn it into the podcast. How

28:42

dare you, sir? How

28:44

very dare you, sir. All

28:47

right, let's call it. Hey, that was episode 22

28:49

of the worst idea of all time. Thank you

28:51

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28:53

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