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for details. An
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absolutely cheeky entry
1:00
into the canon from Guy
1:02
Montgomery on this episode. A man
1:04
who is barely able to say
1:06
a word out loud. He's
1:09
so tired. I have a vague memory actually
1:11
of this night and of him falling
1:13
asleep for the majority of the movie. And
1:16
honestly, I just felt bad for the guy. And
1:18
that's what you hear in the episode. You
1:21
hear a friend worried about his friend willing
1:24
to take the reins. Because normally, hey, you
1:26
know me, I'd be calling that shit out
1:28
from Monty. I'd be calling him big
1:30
old bag of shit and I'd be poking in a
1:32
prodden. But
1:34
there is a delightful moment, I want to
1:37
say, about five or six minutes into the
1:39
episode where you
1:41
just hear Monty absolutely
1:44
surrender. I
1:47
remember himself and surrendered the reins of the episode over
1:49
to me and I knew
1:51
I had a job to do on behalf of both of
1:53
us and for our audience. And I stepped in and I
1:55
did it. I
1:58
like this episode. Is it because
2:00
it's 90% Timbo? Look,
2:02
it's not for me to say, I'm not sure.
2:06
I think it's a good one, lot of fun features.
2:09
Not our regular features though, but by that
2:11
I mean things like shouting out cereal, which
2:13
I hadn't heard at the time, like that
2:15
was this, talk about
2:17
time capsule, podcast talking on
2:19
podcast, go on
2:21
Montgomery Big Ups sing this brand new, have
2:24
you heard of it yet podcast
2:26
series called Serial by NPR. Spoiler
2:29
alert, anyway, enjoy a,
2:34
I'm gonna say, heroic energized
2:36
Timbo and the sleepiest Monty
2:38
you're likely to find on
2:41
the season. Hi,
2:43
I'm Reggie Watts and you're licensing to
2:45
the worst idea of L time. At
2:48
the 150 Hello
3:06
and welcome to the podcast. That's not how we
3:08
snap the podcast guys. Pick
3:12
up the microphone guy. Guys
3:15
stop rubbing you here, pick up the
3:17
microphone, introduce the podcast
3:19
properly. You're
3:24
talking to me, is she recording right
3:26
now? Yes. Well what we're doing
3:28
is we're trying something slightly different this week. We're
3:31
by, we've actually still got roughly 30 minutes
3:33
of the movie to go. We're
3:37
at the party scene right now. The
3:40
party scene has already been going on for quite a
3:42
while. Guy has
3:44
just woken up as well in the last I'd say.
3:47
Five or six minutes. I've given him
3:49
a peanut brownie to help
3:52
him get to farm
3:54
back specifically. How's that treating you?
3:57
Yeah it's good man. Yep. I'm
3:59
glad that... I mean I'm so
4:01
tired. Yeah. I'm so glad that
4:04
we've made this decision. Well
4:08
this streamlines the whole process in a lot of
4:10
ways. We've
4:13
covered a slight corner on this one. Especially
4:16
considering you were asleep for the
4:19
rest of it and now you're just
4:22
you're watching it as you do the podcast. You
4:25
know? I feel like
4:27
a corner. Have you used a millionaire free
4:29
throw? Yeah
4:34
man, I'm questioning
4:36
the whole project. I'm
4:39
questioning the whole thing. Really
4:42
really, really
4:44
really questioning it. Um.
4:46
I think
4:49
we got a lot of good love over the
4:51
internet over the last week. It's
4:53
been a while between innings for us. Except today.
4:57
Can you explain what happened? We got um
5:00
I think the kids call it shades these
5:02
days. We've got shade thrown at us. Our
5:04
first book group. Some bear will throw in
5:07
shade. We checked up the
5:10
poster of last week's episodes
5:13
which um put a little quote on. A
5:15
little pull quote from yourself. Old Monty.
5:18
And I spelled Taylor Lautner's last name wrong so
5:20
sorry about that. Very embarrassing. This
5:23
is embarrassing. Um and
5:26
uh some guy wrote under
5:28
it. Now I can't remember the exact wording
5:30
and he subsequently deleted it but he said
5:32
like come on
5:34
guys this only had 19 likes. Do
5:38
something more constructive with your life for fucks sake.
5:42
I like that we are creating a
5:44
breaking point for someone else. Neither
5:48
of us know who the person who writes this message is.
5:52
But I like the fact that he is
5:55
so impacted by what we're doing. From
5:58
that far away. that he's
6:00
melting down online. I
6:03
can't imagine how Adam Sandler will feel when he
6:06
finds out that we're watching it. I
6:09
did send him a message, I replied to
6:11
his comment, and I said, I
6:14
said to him, your
6:17
feedback has been noted
6:20
and quickly disregarded, thank you. Ho!
6:24
And then he deleted... Suck it, bruh! And then
6:26
he deleted his message, and he sent us a
6:28
message. He sent us a
6:30
direct, like a non-public message. Like
6:33
not a post. Yeah. I
6:36
don't know how to get to it though, because I
6:38
don't understand these, all of these things.
6:42
It's unimportant. Hey look, can you please make sure
6:44
you're in charge of the shape and general feel
6:46
of this video? Okay, alright, fair enough. Alright, here
6:48
we go. Episode 37 is what
6:50
we're up to right now. That means
6:52
we've got 15
6:55
more watches of the movie, plus the remaining bit of
6:57
the movie that's playing out right in front of our
6:59
eyes. This is a creepy bit
7:01
at the moment where Adam Sandler's talking
7:04
to his daughter in the bedroom, the
7:06
lighting's very ominous, while the party's going
7:08
on downstairs in the Lenny Fader's backyard,
7:10
comprising of hundreds of people and various
7:12
members of the old Jay Guyle's band,
7:15
famous for their hit, Cenophode,
7:17
I think is the name of the song. No, no,
7:19
no, no, no, no. That's the
7:21
one. And
7:24
yeah, there's just, there's a lot happening. There's a lot happening
7:26
in the movies, I'm sure you can appreciate. We
7:29
got sent a message from that guy. I don't know
7:31
his name. I was going to leave his name out
7:33
anyway, but you were going to say his name on
7:35
the podcast, the guy who was throwing shade at us,
7:38
because he sent us a message afterwards and he said,
7:40
hey listen, I'm sorry, I was so
7:42
negative to you guys. I had a fight with
7:44
my girlfriend. I don't want to bore you with
7:46
the details, but I got into a negative zone,
7:48
or words to that effect. I
7:51
mean, I quite like that. We're
7:54
part of his personal life, like
7:57
that. that
8:00
we are a reasonable outlet for
8:02
sort of frustrated or confused emotion
8:04
from a real life argument someone's
8:06
had with their spouse. Yeah, it
8:08
bled through man. Like
8:11
I love that. You
8:14
know, we deserve it. We
8:18
don't deserve it but we have created this
8:20
thing wherein we're watching
8:22
a movie for the 37th time. Like
8:24
if you are going to chuck some negative energy
8:26
at someone, it might as
8:28
well be us. Yeah, totally. Here's
8:32
another guy who isn't even the original guy. This guy's
8:34
name is Cody Scott and he just said, please
8:36
just give up. And
8:40
I put a post up publicly
8:42
saying something.
8:46
It was in response to the haters today. No
8:49
love for the haters. Here
8:51
it is. Guys, some of you
8:53
are trying to slow or stop us completely
8:56
but we won't. We're
8:58
watching it again tonight. You
9:00
just watch us. And then I put a
9:03
link there to a YouTube video and
9:05
if you click on that link you
9:07
will find that it is to a
9:09
Standbush song called Never Surrender. And the
9:11
lyrics to that song go, never surrender,
9:13
never say die, you've got the heart
9:16
of a hero, never
9:18
surrender. I think it was
9:20
the theme song for a movie
9:22
called Kickboxer I think with Jean-Claude
9:24
Van Damme in the 80s and it really just captures
9:26
the spirit I think of what
9:28
we're doing here. Timbette. The
9:32
wiry, tenacious fighter Timbette. Of the
9:34
project, you know. You were
9:36
sleeping your way to the top. Slippery. You were
9:38
sleeping. In a way where you're not
9:40
having sex with someone but you're literally
9:43
asleep. But you will
9:45
still. And fairness to me, I did the
9:47
first 20 minutes. I was so tired. I
9:49
said to you. I've never seen you so
9:51
tired. I'm not, this is no
9:53
way I'm not going to, I'm just going to
9:55
fall asleep. And it
9:58
was a really deep and affixed. of sleep and
10:01
like I almost the point where it's
10:03
contentious that this is my 38th watch.
10:05
7th yeah and that. Like
10:08
I missed the
10:11
bulk of 20 minutes
10:14
blackout wake up suddenly
10:17
we're at the party scene Timbets thrust
10:19
a microphone under my face. Well
10:21
here's the good news I'm picking up
10:23
the slack with our regular features today and
10:26
I want to kick it off with the
10:28
Patty Schwartz party time because we've been inundated
10:31
since our last podcast with people posting up
10:33
to our wall and we really appreciate this
10:36
everyone letting us know that Patty Schwartz it
10:38
would seem is now dating Miley
10:40
Cyrus. That's right romantically linked which
10:42
is pretty fucking cool for Patty.
10:45
Well yeah I mean I look at this
10:47
news and I sort of get excited I
10:50
think I mean if we know anything about
10:52
Patty we know that he's a man who's
10:54
not afraid of partying. Certainly likes to party
10:56
has been has been seen partying before and
10:58
I mean you look at a girl like
11:00
Miley who's obviously she's sort of diverging quite
11:03
far from her family friendly Christian
11:05
child star image and
11:07
also exploring the possibilities of a party yourself
11:10
you know whether that be through
11:12
smoking a drug like marijuana say
11:15
or just drinking a high
11:17
percentage IPA on a on a
11:19
Tuesday afternoon you know and getting
11:21
snapped by the pap a pap
11:23
snap doing that and
11:26
so I mean for the union
11:28
to take place between Patty Schwartz who
11:30
as I've said knows how to party
11:32
and Miley is exploring a
11:34
more of a party girl image is
11:37
exciting. I think
11:39
it's a real miracle that I mean
11:42
that the big gossip wheel hasn't been
11:44
churning churning faster and harder in
11:46
American news on
11:48
account of this revelation. Tim I'd love
11:50
to know what you think about the the union. I'm
11:53
so happy about it I've got nothing
11:55
but love for Patty Schwartz both
11:57
of us are in that boat I think. I
12:00
actually quite dig Miley Cyrus, I think she's cool.
12:03
And I mean, you know, as a lot of
12:05
people have said, she was famous for her song
12:07
Party in the USA, Patty Schwartz, it was known
12:09
for his partying. It's a
12:11
Patty Schwartz party in the USA. This couldn't be
12:13
going any better. I hope
12:15
they get married and have a little
12:18
party kid. There's a party in the
12:20
USA. They will come out of Miley
12:22
Cyrus's womb twerking right there
12:24
in the operating theatre. They
12:27
will be by the age of
12:29
three, tearing rooms of thunder. When
12:32
most kids learn how to walk, they
12:34
will be learning how to cover
12:37
acts into a
12:39
scene and just out
12:41
act anyone in the room. You know what
12:43
I mean? It's going to be huge. And
12:47
I couldn't be happier about it. Hey, I want to
12:49
go to their wedding. Do you know how great that
12:51
wedding would be, bro? It would literally be the best
12:53
party that's ever happened. And you know
12:55
that Billy Ray Cyrus is going to be there? A
12:58
hero of mine. Are
13:01
you kidding me? Have you heard the song, Achy Break
13:03
Your Heart? Don't tell my heart, my achy break your
13:05
heart. I
13:09
just don't think it'll understand. You have
13:11
heard it. You have heard the song.
13:13
So listen, on to a more serious
13:15
note with the Patty Schwartz
13:17
party time today. Now, I couldn't remember whether or not
13:19
you've brought this up before, Guy, but when we first
13:21
meet the lads at the quarry from the frat, he
13:28
gets handed a beer, Patty Schwartz does, by one of the other guys.
13:31
I have brought this up. Oh, you
13:33
have? OK, damn it. Well,
13:35
I'm going to do it anyway. The
13:37
little beer multi-handed. No, oh,
13:39
no, it's not that. No, no, no. It's similar, but
13:41
it's not that. So he gets handed a beer, and I
13:43
didn't check to see that it had a cap on the top
13:45
of it, but presumably it's a
13:48
full beer. You wouldn't hand someone an empty
13:50
bottle. And then Patty Schwartz
13:52
starts swinging it round, and you can tell
13:54
there's no liquid in it. And
13:56
in between those two times, it's a little bit of a mess.
14:00
about 10 seconds is missed so
14:02
one of two things has happened either
14:04
number one Patti Schwartz has bitched out in
14:06
the same way that Adam Sandler's kid and
14:09
Chris Rocks kid did and tipped it out
14:11
somewhere or Patti Schwartz just
14:13
slammed a bear in 10 seconds bro
14:15
which I am like I know what
14:17
I think happened I've only seen that
14:19
done once before and I'd like to
14:21
share when that happened a
14:23
lot of the tale
14:26
Crump I don't think listens to the podcast
14:28
he's an old school chum in mind
14:30
a great man he's a builder yeah buddy
14:32
got a new Crump Crump got hey shout out
14:34
to all of our listeners who are builders yeah
14:37
and builders who aren't listeners and yeah
14:39
shout out hey yeah shout out to
14:41
all builders if
14:43
you're in construction where you know why
14:45
I associated with housing I like to
14:47
shout out right now to anybody who's
14:50
never listened or never will listen to
14:52
the podcast basically just any carbon-based life
14:54
form hey shout out to you shout
14:57
out to anyone who thinks this is
14:59
a stupid idea yeah we don't want to limit
15:01
it not just to you know this
15:03
is a shout out to the haters no
15:06
love for the heaters the heaters met
15:08
Ali he told me I'm the greatest
15:10
I got the fever for the flavor
15:12
of a crowd pleaser from
15:15
the west to the east to the north to the summertime
15:17
makes it hot get jiggy with no
15:20
no no no no no no no
15:22
so yeah we were no no no
15:24
no no no on a lovely summer's
15:27
day I can't remember who's house we're
15:29
at a house party you see guy
15:31
and there were some boys from from
15:34
the South Island at
15:36
the party yeah they challenged crump to a
15:38
drink competition because apparently they weren't
15:40
aware of crumps legendary drinking lady
15:42
Mainlanders crump actually I believe if memory serves
15:44
got told by the doctor once that he
15:47
had to chill out or
15:49
he would um how do you say die
15:51
I believe this and he
15:53
did he shifted into a lower gear and
15:56
subsequently he's he's doing awesome
15:59
he's bought a house He's doing great. Oh, good
16:01
job Crump. So anyway, so the
16:03
first guy goes and just gets
16:07
the beer, opens the cap, boom, down the hatch,
16:11
right? As fast as gravity can pour it. And
16:14
he thinks that he's won the drink competition. Unbeknownst
16:16
to him, Crump has drank
16:18
the beer faster than gravity can
16:20
pour it by literally like tapping
16:22
the beer, perpendicular
16:24
to his head and sucking in,
16:26
sucking in 330 ml of water,
16:30
yeast, sugar, I
16:32
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16:34
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18:22
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18:25
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18:29
we're at the sort of climactic fight scene of
18:31
the film right now. This is when all the
18:33
extras come out to shine. We're
18:36
dancing on the ceiling. And
18:38
like Charlotte, Chris Rock's
18:40
daughter, is sort of singing. Can
18:44
you see Adam Sandler there in the hat?
18:46
Yeah. Do you reckon he turned up this
18:48
day? Because you don't see his face in most of this shit. I reckon
18:50
he's just got a stunt double to come in for him. He's
18:53
a pretty general belt. Like there'd be
18:55
a lot of people who could be Adam Sandler. Yeah.
18:58
But like why would Adam Sandler
19:01
just take this day off? Because
19:04
fucking he took all the writing days off.
19:08
He took all the writing days off. We
19:11
really should meet up to write the script Adam. This
19:13
movie is like na na na na na na na
19:15
na na na na na na. I'm going away. It's
19:17
a triumph in terms of showing
19:20
that you can't, you know, dreams are big, dreams
19:22
are free. You can ad
19:25
lib a one hour and forty one minute movie
19:27
and it can still have an emotional core. It
19:30
can make a case of sense. I
19:32
mean you can meet really meaty sort
19:34
of three dimensional characters who pop off
19:37
the screen. In a lot
19:39
of ways this movie is representative of the
19:41
American dream. And that
19:43
if you choose that
19:46
you don't want to work but you throw enough
19:48
money at a situation, you'll be able
19:50
to get even more money out of it by cheating
19:52
people out of their money. These are
19:55
the set of goers. So
19:57
yeah. So in a lot
19:59
of ways... The Adam Sandlers? Really? Superseded.
20:03
On these drain but is used on
20:05
the island and the vehicle to do it
20:07
isn't a beautiful pouch while rushing as
20:09
K. Hudson's brother Paul Hudson. As
20:12
juices Idea Jones Ah, isn't a
20:14
fight same. Words. Honestly
20:16
it looks like he got hired for the
20:18
job and on as a being c v
20:20
it written a stage combat. And
20:22
they were like, okay, whatever pole. And.
20:25
Impose like know we really cool. if I
20:27
could use of I could use the stage
20:29
combat that be really great because it makes
20:31
you really good stage combat. and they hired
20:34
him. Ah and then he wound up doing
20:36
this sort of fucking. A. Lab
20:38
or it's. Ludicrous.
20:40
Dance. Fun!
20:43
I it's like couple we had our own
20:45
what he's done. I have a point the
20:47
it's my you'd gone to through a couple
20:49
weird I classes and claimed that he did
20:52
stage combat and it's just busted their deaths
20:54
and say i'm. Fuck. Tv to
20:56
distract thing I when they're on like
20:58
the movies the to a to their
21:00
in I Korea I have a winner
21:03
is when it is a screen around
21:05
me I might natural inclination as look
21:07
at it that has a design. men
21:09
were conditions I revert of a book
21:12
about that once I'm by professor who
21:14
done this research into the effects of
21:16
television. And. It's in that.
21:19
All. Of them a base.
21:21
Ah yes. Bullshit.
21:24
The Rule: Bad effects. Ah liked
21:26
his brain more. Sheath is of.
21:29
Well. Actually has or citrus. oh by stuff
21:31
out say at a to face up purpose probably
21:33
different now but the how they the flicker right,
21:36
the refresh right the hit that which they they
21:38
go at work with the brine man. The.
21:40
Really misses. Yeah, that makes you vulnerable
21:43
Tim susceptible Advertising Some I feel like
21:45
I'm married, I'm not doing good job
21:47
on the podcast this week and and
21:49
other sources sorry for that. Ah,
21:51
Are you doing Guy Had the an album not
21:54
I'd like to pick up the slack. Ah, I'm
21:56
in time. As with we we are moon longer
21:58
to read that right side. So
22:00
pick up the slack and take
22:02
over the Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour.
22:05
The Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour is
22:07
coming to take you away. Coming
22:10
to take you away. Take you
22:12
away. This may or may not
22:15
have been influenced tonight's
22:17
theory on how Steve Buscemi sustained his injuries
22:19
which he refers to once in the film.
22:21
We haven't seen the first grown-up so we
22:23
have to guess each week as to the
22:26
origin story of them. And this may or
22:28
may not have been influenced by a particular
22:30
brand new Christopher Nolan film that's come out
22:32
which I've seen twice in a week. However,
22:36
I now believe
22:38
that Steve Buscemi's
22:41
character time-traveled back
22:43
in time and kicked his own ass.
22:46
Why? That sounds like Looper. Yeah,
22:49
or Back to the Future. Bruce Willis,
22:51
Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie. Oh, it does sound
22:53
way more like Looper. Yeah,
22:56
you're right. I mean,
22:58
this is elaborate. You think Steve Buscemi's
23:00
character in Grown Ups is the time-traveller? Here's
23:02
the interesting reason. He's a self-loathing time-traveller.
23:04
Here's the interesting reason why. Steve
23:07
Buscemi is such an emotional
23:10
animal in
23:12
Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2. What
23:14
he did is he discovered a time machine
23:17
by accident. He went back in time and
23:19
he saw his previous self falling around with
23:21
his girlfriend which is completely
23:23
kosher because it's him. But in
23:27
the moment, in the heat of the moment,
23:29
he didn't rationalise that it was him. He
23:31
just went, that's not me. Someone else's following
23:33
around with my girlfriend and started
23:36
kicking his own past versions off.
23:38
Why did he take it out on Chris Rock? Because
23:41
Chris Rock saw the whole thing play
23:43
out and he knows. And Chris
23:46
Rock can't tell too many people and Steve
23:48
Buscemi knows that because it will
23:50
alter the course of future, the future.
23:54
And so it's just a little bit of a
23:56
joke. The noise rules around time-traveller you've got to
23:58
obey. It's very confusing. Can we just, I
24:01
know it's not necessarily related to grownups too, but
24:03
I have, I got to do a podcast this
24:05
week and I'd like to discuss it. Okay.
24:08
Have you done a serial? No. It's
24:11
from the Maggies of This American Life.
24:13
Oh, okay. It's like a non-fiction story
24:17
told bit by bit, like a
24:19
serial, like the clues in the name.
24:21
Yeah. And it is honestly phenomenal. Now,
24:23
I was in Wellington for work this
24:26
week. I had a bit of
24:28
time on my hands during the daytime. I literally spent
24:30
an entire day walking
24:32
around Wellington in some weird
24:34
figure eight, listening to
24:36
the podcast serial. Fuck
24:38
all right, mate. So moreish. Christ.
24:42
It was so good. I can't believe how
24:44
unrelated this is. I mean,
24:46
it's a great recommendation. I assume. I will
24:48
definitely check it out. It's a hearty recommendation
24:50
and NPR, they make fabulous podcasts. There's no
24:53
doubt about it. But
24:55
Jesus, mate, you are off track,
24:57
Monty. What do you expect? I
25:01
want to read a message. Oh, Adam
25:03
Sandler is mercifully finally going to bed
25:05
after what is the longest, biggest, most
25:07
ludicrous sized day. He's going to make
25:09
love to his pregnant wife and the
25:12
way that he really gets her in
25:14
the mood is by farting, burping,
25:17
sneezing and farting. I did it. I burped
25:19
started. I did it for the baby. I
25:21
did it for the baby. So we had some
25:23
fans in Sheffield get in touch with us
25:25
and I said basically, thanks for getting in
25:27
touch. And I can't remember what
25:30
they said actually, or what I said, but
25:32
they sent a subsequent message, which is
25:34
that. I'm going to read it for you now, guy. Okay,
25:36
please. Cheers for getting back to us. That's
25:38
so cool. Sorry to message you again so
25:40
soon, but I thought I should share. Got
25:42
my housemate into the podcast too. That's
25:44
what when you're going called flatmates
25:46
or in America, you'd call a
25:48
roommate, I guess. Yeah. A
25:51
dorm mate. Yeah, mate. What have you. Here you go.
25:54
It sounds like you've swallowed the mic. Got my housemate into the
25:56
podcast. So
26:00
tonight when I said, shall we watch
26:02
a film? He was all,
26:04
he he, yeah, let's watch grown ups
26:07
too. And I'm like, duh,
26:09
hey yeah, why not? Fuck.
26:14
I actually need to go back and listen
26:16
to old worst out of your episodes or
26:18
some kind of therapy for the mind rape
26:20
that just happened. You guys are hardcore. I
26:22
mean like, you're onto some check
26:24
yourself into Guantanamo Bay for fun shit
26:26
right there. I'm stunned. Even after all
26:28
the warnings. What? Some
26:31
crazy alchemy going on for that bollocks to
26:33
turn into a hilarious podcast. I might kidnap
26:35
Adam Sandler and force him to listen to
26:37
it for the
26:39
rest of eternity. So
26:41
that, I didn't realise it had such heavy
26:44
platitudes at the end. I probably wouldn't have
26:46
read it if I knew that.
26:48
But that's lovely. It's very sweet. I don't
26:50
want to blow our own trumpet but it's
26:52
just, it's nice that we've got people in
26:54
Sheffield watching, listening rather. And
26:56
I like that they dip their toes in the water
26:58
with a watch of the film and then they quickly
27:00
jumped out of the water and they went, this water's
27:03
too shitty. It's confusing isn't
27:05
it? I mean whether or
27:07
not we want people to watch the movie. Like
27:11
if you want to say you've listened to every
27:14
episode of the podcast so far. And
27:16
if you're listening and this is you, God
27:18
bless your soul. And you
27:20
have never watched it. Do
27:25
not watch the movie. But
27:27
I mean if you find yourself with it two
27:29
hours on your hands and you're curious and you're
27:31
thinking, because I can
27:33
only imagine what bizarre picture we've painted
27:35
of what is essentially just a regular
27:38
sort of high budget, sort of family friendly or
27:40
what does it mean to be a family friendly
27:42
comedy film. Like
27:46
in passing we've referenced the most
27:48
obscure moments of a film. And
27:51
so I can understand the curiosity and it builds and it
27:53
builds and it peaks and you want to watch it. And
27:56
so you, okay here's what I want to do with
27:58
our remaining time in the podcast. podcast if I may. Guy.
28:03
Let's try and attempt to do what Peter Dante
28:05
was unable to do and his press junket. Let's
28:08
try to describe what this film is
28:10
in a concise yet poignant and alluring
28:12
manner. I'll be there to describe it,
28:15
you be the interviewer. Guy
28:18
Montgomery, thank you so much for coming in. It's
28:20
a real pleasure and an honour to meet you.
28:23
I guess my first question is, can
28:27
you briefly tell us what it is
28:29
grown-ups do and why should we go and see it?
28:31
It's a very exciting movie. I'm not
28:33
actually involved in it. It's sort
28:35
of really whatsoever but I mean I was like enough
28:37
to catch a preview. In
28:39
the movie, Adam Sandler,
28:43
he's moved back to
28:45
a city and
28:47
his grown-up friends are there with all
28:50
these dudes and pretty much
28:52
it's just they're sort of like really
28:54
bored and I think when
28:56
I watched the movie I sort of read it as like a sort
28:59
of a cry
29:01
for help from the
29:04
characters and within the world of the film. It's
29:08
them saying hey look, we're
29:12
really not doing very well right
29:14
now. None of us like our
29:16
jobs, our families and
29:18
it's actually sort of quite a bleak commentary on
29:21
where we're going as a society in
29:24
the 21st century and if we don't
29:26
sort of look around and
29:28
pay attention to our
29:31
family and friends and the fact that
29:33
what we're doing is real life ramifications,
29:37
you know, your precious time will slip
29:39
away. What
29:43
do you say to critics who
29:45
have suggested that Adam Sandler didn't even write a
29:47
script for this film? It's difficult
29:49
to argue with isn't it? I
29:52
mean you're gliding all over the subtext
29:55
that you've read into this, This
29:58
pace can't possibly have existed. The On
30:00
the Fly I mean surely you've tried to
30:02
dissect a complaint to and and a new
30:04
exhibit found that happening in the business? That
30:07
On the Flies shirt. Can.
30:09
Can. Have existed on the page roseville of
30:11
putting it in the since they can notice
30:14
on the page because I've there were no
30:16
pages that the versus tenable of rifle running
30:18
on the film is So what we thought
30:20
was rather than I'm rising and printing a
30:23
script. Who. To circumvent that how
30:25
the how part of the movie making
30:27
prices and that would is vibe it
30:30
really reserve on a dime. just fuckin
30:32
vibe. This
30:35
role players gone to a really odd place
30:37
but what I'd like to they to close
30:39
off. The. Podcast as I've
30:41
found the murdered so merciful. Have found
30:43
the message from the guy on the
30:46
innovative V by some not suited to
30:48
be name and probably not I skim
30:50
his initials. Jr.
30:53
Jr Bay. Hey
30:55
guys, Really sorry about the height
30:57
I was under.plus when I commented before
30:59
brackets I was in a hated fight
31:01
with my gf. Won't bore you with
31:03
the details close bracket and have realize
31:05
now that it wasn't fair to take
31:07
it out on you guys. You don't
31:09
have to do that is differ but
31:11
do it in you. I feel fans
31:13
and are speak that anyway. As
31:15
than still a to my comment. The. Hope we
31:18
can let Bygones be bygones Jr. We absolutely
31:20
tense. We're not here to hold grudges, been
31:22
on the business of them, you know taking
31:24
things to it. So since the really into
31:26
now why eyes I am I appreciate you
31:28
getting in contact with us even if it
31:30
is to say for the for he goes
31:32
down with your lives and size though this
31:34
one will message that on whether you got
31:36
our normal day to day and was really
31:38
and done by this and look. I
31:41
would like of Hada seeds him and
31:43
to the listeners I feel I have
31:45
been barely hanging on. Biased read in
31:47
the suicide and I mean. I.
31:50
Guess that is of interest or with regards
31:52
to the podcast the whole operation. The
31:55
has been a real struggle for me. It's.
31:57
Been real, pushed him. Ah,
31:59
and this dog. enough so I'm gonna be
32:01
coming in next week I'm gonna have a
32:03
notepad I'm gonna be you know really watching
32:05
the movie really
32:08
watching the movie you know Justin
32:11
Bieber posters presented courtesy of Bravo Entertainment I just
32:13
got told by the credits yeah really Justin Bieber
32:15
posters for the high school in one of the
32:17
kids rooms I think it said that it wanted
32:20
to think the Commonwealth of Massachusetts the great thing
32:22
about the way we've done it this week is
32:24
that the credits are literally
32:27
finishing right now the last thing on the
32:29
screen says this is a work of fiction
32:31
the characters incidents and locations portrayed in the
32:33
names here in a fictitious any similarity to
32:36
identification with a location character any person is
32:38
purely coincidental and not
32:40
intentional also a note that no animals
32:42
were harmed in the making of this
32:44
film including the CGI and then this
32:46
is presumably that but I'm aiming for
32:48
Sony make believe make believe
32:52
now Columbia tristat pictures
32:55
did they merge so Sony pictures
32:59
owns Columbia Columbia owns tristat
33:02
nobody cares who owns who owns
33:04
us though fucking no thanks so
33:06
much for listening we'll
33:09
be back better stronger next week we didn't
33:11
do our shining lights my
33:13
shining light doesn't exist my
33:17
shining light was oh wait a minute I
33:20
had a different paddy shorts as well which
33:22
I'm now gonna transfer into my channel no
33:24
it's not much on it so far do
33:28
it so quick go now
33:30
oh he makes an O
33:32
with his mouth yep good shining
33:34
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33:36
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