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for details. An

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absolutely cheeky entry

1:00

into the canon from Guy

1:02

Montgomery on this episode. A man

1:04

who is barely able to say

1:06

a word out loud. He's

1:09

so tired. I have a vague memory actually

1:11

of this night and of him falling

1:13

asleep for the majority of the movie. And

1:16

honestly, I just felt bad for the guy. And

1:18

that's what you hear in the episode. You

1:21

hear a friend worried about his friend willing

1:24

to take the reins. Because normally, hey, you

1:26

know me, I'd be calling that shit out

1:28

from Monty. I'd be calling him big

1:30

old bag of shit and I'd be poking in a

1:32

prodden. But

1:34

there is a delightful moment, I want to

1:37

say, about five or six minutes into the

1:39

episode where you

1:41

just hear Monty absolutely

1:44

surrender. I

1:47

remember himself and surrendered the reins of the episode over

1:49

to me and I knew

1:51

I had a job to do on behalf of both of

1:53

us and for our audience. And I stepped in and I

1:55

did it. I

1:58

like this episode. Is it because

2:00

it's 90% Timbo? Look,

2:02

it's not for me to say, I'm not sure.

2:06

I think it's a good one, lot of fun features.

2:09

Not our regular features though, but by that

2:11

I mean things like shouting out cereal, which

2:13

I hadn't heard at the time, like that

2:15

was this, talk about

2:17

time capsule, podcast talking on

2:19

podcast, go on

2:21

Montgomery Big Ups sing this brand new, have

2:24

you heard of it yet podcast

2:26

series called Serial by NPR. Spoiler

2:29

alert, anyway, enjoy a,

2:34

I'm gonna say, heroic energized

2:36

Timbo and the sleepiest Monty

2:38

you're likely to find on

2:41

the season. Hi,

2:43

I'm Reggie Watts and you're licensing to

2:45

the worst idea of L time. At

2:48

the 150 Hello

3:06

and welcome to the podcast. That's not how we

3:08

snap the podcast guys. Pick

3:12

up the microphone guy. Guys

3:15

stop rubbing you here, pick up the

3:17

microphone, introduce the podcast

3:19

properly. You're

3:24

talking to me, is she recording right

3:26

now? Yes. Well what we're doing

3:28

is we're trying something slightly different this week. We're

3:31

by, we've actually still got roughly 30 minutes

3:33

of the movie to go. We're

3:37

at the party scene right now. The

3:40

party scene has already been going on for quite a

3:42

while. Guy has

3:44

just woken up as well in the last I'd say.

3:47

Five or six minutes. I've given him

3:49

a peanut brownie to help

3:52

him get to farm

3:54

back specifically. How's that treating you?

3:57

Yeah it's good man. Yep. I'm

3:59

glad that... I mean I'm so

4:01

tired. Yeah. I'm so glad that

4:04

we've made this decision. Well

4:08

this streamlines the whole process in a lot of

4:10

ways. We've

4:13

covered a slight corner on this one. Especially

4:16

considering you were asleep for the

4:19

rest of it and now you're just

4:22

you're watching it as you do the podcast. You

4:25

know? I feel like

4:27

a corner. Have you used a millionaire free

4:29

throw? Yeah

4:34

man, I'm questioning

4:36

the whole project. I'm

4:39

questioning the whole thing. Really

4:42

really, really

4:44

really questioning it. Um.

4:46

I think

4:49

we got a lot of good love over the

4:51

internet over the last week. It's

4:53

been a while between innings for us. Except today.

4:57

Can you explain what happened? We got um

5:00

I think the kids call it shades these

5:02

days. We've got shade thrown at us. Our

5:04

first book group. Some bear will throw in

5:07

shade. We checked up the

5:10

poster of last week's episodes

5:13

which um put a little quote on. A

5:15

little pull quote from yourself. Old Monty.

5:18

And I spelled Taylor Lautner's last name wrong so

5:20

sorry about that. Very embarrassing. This

5:23

is embarrassing. Um and

5:26

uh some guy wrote under

5:28

it. Now I can't remember the exact wording

5:30

and he subsequently deleted it but he said

5:32

like come on

5:34

guys this only had 19 likes. Do

5:38

something more constructive with your life for fucks sake.

5:42

I like that we are creating a

5:44

breaking point for someone else. Neither

5:48

of us know who the person who writes this message is.

5:52

But I like the fact that he is

5:55

so impacted by what we're doing. From

5:58

that far away. that he's

6:00

melting down online. I

6:03

can't imagine how Adam Sandler will feel when he

6:06

finds out that we're watching it. I

6:09

did send him a message, I replied to

6:11

his comment, and I said, I

6:14

said to him, your

6:17

feedback has been noted

6:20

and quickly disregarded, thank you. Ho!

6:24

And then he deleted... Suck it, bruh! And then

6:26

he deleted his message, and he sent us a

6:28

message. He sent us a

6:30

direct, like a non-public message. Like

6:33

not a post. Yeah. I

6:36

don't know how to get to it though, because I

6:38

don't understand these, all of these things.

6:42

It's unimportant. Hey look, can you please make sure

6:44

you're in charge of the shape and general feel

6:46

of this video? Okay, alright, fair enough. Alright, here

6:48

we go. Episode 37 is what

6:50

we're up to right now. That means

6:52

we've got 15

6:55

more watches of the movie, plus the remaining bit of

6:57

the movie that's playing out right in front of our

6:59

eyes. This is a creepy bit

7:01

at the moment where Adam Sandler's talking

7:04

to his daughter in the bedroom, the

7:06

lighting's very ominous, while the party's going

7:08

on downstairs in the Lenny Fader's backyard,

7:10

comprising of hundreds of people and various

7:12

members of the old Jay Guyle's band,

7:15

famous for their hit, Cenophode,

7:17

I think is the name of the song. No, no,

7:19

no, no, no, no. That's the

7:21

one. And

7:24

yeah, there's just, there's a lot happening. There's a lot happening

7:26

in the movies, I'm sure you can appreciate. We

7:29

got sent a message from that guy. I don't know

7:31

his name. I was going to leave his name out

7:33

anyway, but you were going to say his name on

7:35

the podcast, the guy who was throwing shade at us,

7:38

because he sent us a message afterwards and he said,

7:40

hey listen, I'm sorry, I was so

7:42

negative to you guys. I had a fight with

7:44

my girlfriend. I don't want to bore you with

7:46

the details, but I got into a negative zone,

7:48

or words to that effect. I

7:51

mean, I quite like that. We're

7:54

part of his personal life, like

7:57

that. that

8:00

we are a reasonable outlet for

8:02

sort of frustrated or confused emotion

8:04

from a real life argument someone's

8:06

had with their spouse. Yeah, it

8:08

bled through man. Like

8:11

I love that. You

8:14

know, we deserve it. We

8:18

don't deserve it but we have created this

8:20

thing wherein we're watching

8:22

a movie for the 37th time. Like

8:24

if you are going to chuck some negative energy

8:26

at someone, it might as

8:28

well be us. Yeah, totally. Here's

8:32

another guy who isn't even the original guy. This guy's

8:34

name is Cody Scott and he just said, please

8:36

just give up. And

8:40

I put a post up publicly

8:42

saying something.

8:46

It was in response to the haters today. No

8:49

love for the haters. Here

8:51

it is. Guys, some of you

8:53

are trying to slow or stop us completely

8:56

but we won't. We're

8:58

watching it again tonight. You

9:00

just watch us. And then I put a

9:03

link there to a YouTube video and

9:05

if you click on that link you

9:07

will find that it is to a

9:09

Standbush song called Never Surrender. And the

9:11

lyrics to that song go, never surrender,

9:13

never say die, you've got the heart

9:16

of a hero, never

9:18

surrender. I think it was

9:20

the theme song for a movie

9:22

called Kickboxer I think with Jean-Claude

9:24

Van Damme in the 80s and it really just captures

9:26

the spirit I think of what

9:28

we're doing here. Timbette. The

9:32

wiry, tenacious fighter Timbette. Of the

9:34

project, you know. You were

9:36

sleeping your way to the top. Slippery. You were

9:38

sleeping. In a way where you're not

9:40

having sex with someone but you're literally

9:43

asleep. But you will

9:45

still. And fairness to me, I did the

9:47

first 20 minutes. I was so tired. I

9:49

said to you. I've never seen you so

9:51

tired. I'm not, this is no

9:53

way I'm not going to, I'm just going to

9:55

fall asleep. And it

9:58

was a really deep and affixed. of sleep and

10:01

like I almost the point where it's

10:03

contentious that this is my 38th watch.

10:05

7th yeah and that. Like

10:08

I missed the

10:11

bulk of 20 minutes

10:14

blackout wake up suddenly

10:17

we're at the party scene Timbets thrust

10:19

a microphone under my face. Well

10:21

here's the good news I'm picking up

10:23

the slack with our regular features today and

10:26

I want to kick it off with the

10:28

Patty Schwartz party time because we've been inundated

10:31

since our last podcast with people posting up

10:33

to our wall and we really appreciate this

10:36

everyone letting us know that Patty Schwartz it

10:38

would seem is now dating Miley

10:40

Cyrus. That's right romantically linked which

10:42

is pretty fucking cool for Patty.

10:45

Well yeah I mean I look at this

10:47

news and I sort of get excited I

10:50

think I mean if we know anything about

10:52

Patty we know that he's a man who's

10:54

not afraid of partying. Certainly likes to party

10:56

has been has been seen partying before and

10:58

I mean you look at a girl like

11:00

Miley who's obviously she's sort of diverging quite

11:03

far from her family friendly Christian

11:05

child star image and

11:07

also exploring the possibilities of a party yourself

11:10

you know whether that be through

11:12

smoking a drug like marijuana say

11:15

or just drinking a high

11:17

percentage IPA on a on a

11:19

Tuesday afternoon you know and getting

11:21

snapped by the pap a pap

11:23

snap doing that and

11:26

so I mean for the union

11:28

to take place between Patty Schwartz who

11:30

as I've said knows how to party

11:32

and Miley is exploring a

11:34

more of a party girl image is

11:37

exciting. I think

11:39

it's a real miracle that I mean

11:42

that the big gossip wheel hasn't been

11:44

churning churning faster and harder in

11:46

American news on

11:48

account of this revelation. Tim I'd love

11:50

to know what you think about the the union. I'm

11:53

so happy about it I've got nothing

11:55

but love for Patty Schwartz both

11:57

of us are in that boat I think. I

12:00

actually quite dig Miley Cyrus, I think she's cool.

12:03

And I mean, you know, as a lot of

12:05

people have said, she was famous for her song

12:07

Party in the USA, Patty Schwartz, it was known

12:09

for his partying. It's a

12:11

Patty Schwartz party in the USA. This couldn't be

12:13

going any better. I hope

12:15

they get married and have a little

12:18

party kid. There's a party in the

12:20

USA. They will come out of Miley

12:22

Cyrus's womb twerking right there

12:24

in the operating theatre. They

12:27

will be by the age of

12:29

three, tearing rooms of thunder. When

12:32

most kids learn how to walk, they

12:34

will be learning how to cover

12:37

acts into a

12:39

scene and just out

12:41

act anyone in the room. You know what

12:43

I mean? It's going to be huge. And

12:47

I couldn't be happier about it. Hey, I want to

12:49

go to their wedding. Do you know how great that

12:51

wedding would be, bro? It would literally be the best

12:53

party that's ever happened. And you know

12:55

that Billy Ray Cyrus is going to be there? A

12:58

hero of mine. Are

13:01

you kidding me? Have you heard the song, Achy Break

13:03

Your Heart? Don't tell my heart, my achy break your

13:05

heart. I

13:09

just don't think it'll understand. You have

13:11

heard it. You have heard the song.

13:13

So listen, on to a more serious

13:15

note with the Patty Schwartz

13:17

party time today. Now, I couldn't remember whether or not

13:19

you've brought this up before, Guy, but when we first

13:21

meet the lads at the quarry from the frat, he

13:28

gets handed a beer, Patty Schwartz does, by one of the other guys.

13:31

I have brought this up. Oh, you

13:33

have? OK, damn it. Well,

13:35

I'm going to do it anyway. The

13:37

little beer multi-handed. No, oh,

13:39

no, it's not that. No, no, no. It's similar, but

13:41

it's not that. So he gets handed a beer, and I

13:43

didn't check to see that it had a cap on the top

13:45

of it, but presumably it's a

13:48

full beer. You wouldn't hand someone an empty

13:50

bottle. And then Patty Schwartz

13:52

starts swinging it round, and you can tell

13:54

there's no liquid in it. And

13:56

in between those two times, it's a little bit of a mess.

14:00

about 10 seconds is missed so

14:02

one of two things has happened either

14:04

number one Patti Schwartz has bitched out in

14:06

the same way that Adam Sandler's kid and

14:09

Chris Rocks kid did and tipped it out

14:11

somewhere or Patti Schwartz just

14:13

slammed a bear in 10 seconds bro

14:15

which I am like I know what

14:17

I think happened I've only seen that

14:19

done once before and I'd like to

14:21

share when that happened a

14:23

lot of the tale

14:26

Crump I don't think listens to the podcast

14:28

he's an old school chum in mind

14:30

a great man he's a builder yeah buddy

14:32

got a new Crump Crump got hey shout out

14:34

to all of our listeners who are builders yeah

14:37

and builders who aren't listeners and yeah

14:39

shout out hey yeah shout out to

14:41

all builders if

14:43

you're in construction where you know why

14:45

I associated with housing I like to

14:47

shout out right now to anybody who's

14:50

never listened or never will listen to

14:52

the podcast basically just any carbon-based life

14:54

form hey shout out to you shout

14:57

out to anyone who thinks this is

14:59

a stupid idea yeah we don't want to limit

15:01

it not just to you know this

15:03

is a shout out to the haters no

15:06

love for the heaters the heaters met

15:08

Ali he told me I'm the greatest

15:10

I got the fever for the flavor

15:12

of a crowd pleaser from

15:15

the west to the east to the north to the summertime

15:17

makes it hot get jiggy with no

15:20

no no no no no no no

15:22

so yeah we were no no no

15:24

no no no on a lovely summer's

15:27

day I can't remember who's house we're

15:29

at a house party you see guy

15:31

and there were some boys from from

15:34

the South Island at

15:36

the party yeah they challenged crump to a

15:38

drink competition because apparently they weren't

15:40

aware of crumps legendary drinking lady

15:42

Mainlanders crump actually I believe if memory serves

15:44

got told by the doctor once that he

15:47

had to chill out or

15:49

he would um how do you say die

15:51

I believe this and he

15:53

did he shifted into a lower gear and

15:56

subsequently he's he's doing awesome

15:59

he's bought a house He's doing great. Oh, good

16:01

job Crump. So anyway, so the

16:03

first guy goes and just gets

16:07

the beer, opens the cap, boom, down the hatch,

16:11

right? As fast as gravity can pour it. And

16:14

he thinks that he's won the drink competition. Unbeknownst

16:16

to him, Crump has drank

16:18

the beer faster than gravity can

16:20

pour it by literally like tapping

16:22

the beer, perpendicular

16:24

to his head and sucking in,

16:26

sucking in 330 ml of water,

16:30

yeast, sugar, I

16:32

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16:34

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Molten. Hops. There we go. Faster than

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gravity could pour it, mate. He

18:20

scold that South Islander. He really scold him.

18:22

He really embarrassed him at his own game.

18:25

So suck on that, mate. Okay,

18:29

we're at the sort of climactic fight scene of

18:31

the film right now. This is when all the

18:33

extras come out to shine. We're

18:36

dancing on the ceiling. And

18:38

like Charlotte, Chris Rock's

18:40

daughter, is sort of singing. Can

18:44

you see Adam Sandler there in the hat?

18:46

Yeah. Do you reckon he turned up this

18:48

day? Because you don't see his face in most of this shit. I reckon

18:50

he's just got a stunt double to come in for him. He's

18:53

a pretty general belt. Like there'd be

18:55

a lot of people who could be Adam Sandler. Yeah.

18:58

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19:01

just take this day off? Because

19:04

fucking he took all the writing days off.

19:08

He took all the writing days off. We

19:11

really should meet up to write the script Adam. This

19:13

movie is like na na na na na na na

19:15

na na na na na na. I'm going away. It's

19:17

a triumph in terms of showing

19:20

that you can't, you know, dreams are big, dreams

19:22

are free. You can ad

19:25

lib a one hour and forty one minute movie

19:27

and it can still have an emotional core. It

19:30

can make a case of sense. I

19:32

mean you can meet really meaty sort

19:34

of three dimensional characters who pop off

19:37

the screen. In a lot

19:39

of ways this movie is representative of the

19:41

American dream. And that

19:43

if you choose that

19:46

you don't want to work but you throw enough

19:48

money at a situation, you'll be able

19:50

to get even more money out of it by cheating

19:52

people out of their money. These are

19:55

the set of goers. So

19:57

yeah. So in a lot

19:59

of ways... The Adam Sandlers? Really? Superseded.

20:03

On these drain but is used on

20:05

the island and the vehicle to do it

20:07

isn't a beautiful pouch while rushing as

20:09

K. Hudson's brother Paul Hudson. As

20:12

juices Idea Jones Ah, isn't a

20:14

fight same. Words. Honestly

20:16

it looks like he got hired for the

20:18

job and on as a being c v

20:20

it written a stage combat. And

20:22

they were like, okay, whatever pole. And.

20:25

Impose like know we really cool. if I

20:27

could use of I could use the stage

20:29

combat that be really great because it makes

20:31

you really good stage combat. and they hired

20:34

him. Ah and then he wound up doing

20:36

this sort of fucking. A. Lab

20:38

or it's. Ludicrous.

20:40

Dance. Fun!

20:43

I it's like couple we had our own

20:45

what he's done. I have a point the

20:47

it's my you'd gone to through a couple

20:49

weird I classes and claimed that he did

20:52

stage combat and it's just busted their deaths

20:54

and say i'm. Fuck. Tv to

20:56

distract thing I when they're on like

20:58

the movies the to a to their

21:00

in I Korea I have a winner

21:03

is when it is a screen around

21:05

me I might natural inclination as look

21:07

at it that has a design. men

21:09

were conditions I revert of a book

21:12

about that once I'm by professor who

21:14

done this research into the effects of

21:16

television. And. It's in that.

21:19

All. Of them a base.

21:21

Ah yes. Bullshit.

21:24

The Rule: Bad effects. Ah liked

21:26

his brain more. Sheath is of.

21:29

Well. Actually has or citrus. oh by stuff

21:31

out say at a to face up purpose probably

21:33

different now but the how they the flicker right,

21:36

the refresh right the hit that which they they

21:38

go at work with the brine man. The.

21:40

Really misses. Yeah, that makes you vulnerable

21:43

Tim susceptible Advertising Some I feel like

21:45

I'm married, I'm not doing good job

21:47

on the podcast this week and and

21:49

other sources sorry for that. Ah,

21:51

Are you doing Guy Had the an album not

21:54

I'd like to pick up the slack. Ah, I'm

21:56

in time. As with we we are moon longer

21:58

to read that right side. So

22:00

pick up the slack and take

22:02

over the Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour.

22:05

The Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour is

22:07

coming to take you away. Coming

22:10

to take you away. Take you

22:12

away. This may or may not

22:15

have been influenced tonight's

22:17

theory on how Steve Buscemi sustained his injuries

22:19

which he refers to once in the film.

22:21

We haven't seen the first grown-up so we

22:23

have to guess each week as to the

22:26

origin story of them. And this may or

22:28

may not have been influenced by a particular

22:30

brand new Christopher Nolan film that's come out

22:32

which I've seen twice in a week. However,

22:36

I now believe

22:38

that Steve Buscemi's

22:41

character time-traveled back

22:43

in time and kicked his own ass.

22:46

Why? That sounds like Looper. Yeah,

22:49

or Back to the Future. Bruce Willis,

22:51

Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie. Oh, it does sound

22:53

way more like Looper. Yeah,

22:56

you're right. I mean,

22:58

this is elaborate. You think Steve Buscemi's

23:00

character in Grown Ups is the time-traveller? Here's

23:02

the interesting reason. He's a self-loathing time-traveller.

23:04

Here's the interesting reason why. Steve

23:07

Buscemi is such an emotional

23:10

animal in

23:12

Grown Ups and Grown Ups 2. What

23:14

he did is he discovered a time machine

23:17

by accident. He went back in time and

23:19

he saw his previous self falling around with

23:21

his girlfriend which is completely

23:23

kosher because it's him. But in

23:27

the moment, in the heat of the moment,

23:29

he didn't rationalise that it was him. He

23:31

just went, that's not me. Someone else's following

23:33

around with my girlfriend and started

23:36

kicking his own past versions off.

23:38

Why did he take it out on Chris Rock? Because

23:41

Chris Rock saw the whole thing play

23:43

out and he knows. And Chris

23:46

Rock can't tell too many people and Steve

23:48

Buscemi knows that because it will

23:50

alter the course of future, the future.

23:54

And so it's just a little bit of a

23:56

joke. The noise rules around time-traveller you've got to

23:58

obey. It's very confusing. Can we just, I

24:01

know it's not necessarily related to grownups too, but

24:03

I have, I got to do a podcast this

24:05

week and I'd like to discuss it. Okay.

24:08

Have you done a serial? No. It's

24:11

from the Maggies of This American Life.

24:13

Oh, okay. It's like a non-fiction story

24:17

told bit by bit, like a

24:19

serial, like the clues in the name.

24:21

Yeah. And it is honestly phenomenal. Now,

24:23

I was in Wellington for work this

24:26

week. I had a bit of

24:28

time on my hands during the daytime. I literally spent

24:30

an entire day walking

24:32

around Wellington in some weird

24:34

figure eight, listening to

24:36

the podcast serial. Fuck

24:38

all right, mate. So moreish. Christ.

24:42

It was so good. I can't believe how

24:44

unrelated this is. I mean,

24:46

it's a great recommendation. I assume. I will

24:48

definitely check it out. It's a hearty recommendation

24:50

and NPR, they make fabulous podcasts. There's no

24:53

doubt about it. But

24:55

Jesus, mate, you are off track,

24:57

Monty. What do you expect? I

25:01

want to read a message. Oh, Adam

25:03

Sandler is mercifully finally going to bed

25:05

after what is the longest, biggest, most

25:07

ludicrous sized day. He's going to make

25:09

love to his pregnant wife and the

25:12

way that he really gets her in

25:14

the mood is by farting, burping,

25:17

sneezing and farting. I did it. I burped

25:19

started. I did it for the baby. I

25:21

did it for the baby. So we had some

25:23

fans in Sheffield get in touch with us

25:25

and I said basically, thanks for getting in

25:27

touch. And I can't remember what

25:30

they said actually, or what I said, but

25:32

they sent a subsequent message, which is

25:34

that. I'm going to read it for you now, guy. Okay,

25:36

please. Cheers for getting back to us. That's

25:38

so cool. Sorry to message you again so

25:40

soon, but I thought I should share. Got

25:42

my housemate into the podcast too. That's

25:44

what when you're going called flatmates

25:46

or in America, you'd call a

25:48

roommate, I guess. Yeah. A

25:51

dorm mate. Yeah, mate. What have you. Here you go.

25:54

It sounds like you've swallowed the mic. Got my housemate into the

25:56

podcast. So

26:00

tonight when I said, shall we watch

26:02

a film? He was all,

26:04

he he, yeah, let's watch grown ups

26:07

too. And I'm like, duh,

26:09

hey yeah, why not? Fuck.

26:14

I actually need to go back and listen

26:16

to old worst out of your episodes or

26:18

some kind of therapy for the mind rape

26:20

that just happened. You guys are hardcore. I

26:22

mean like, you're onto some check

26:24

yourself into Guantanamo Bay for fun shit

26:26

right there. I'm stunned. Even after all

26:28

the warnings. What? Some

26:31

crazy alchemy going on for that bollocks to

26:33

turn into a hilarious podcast. I might kidnap

26:35

Adam Sandler and force him to listen to

26:37

it for the

26:39

rest of eternity. So

26:41

that, I didn't realise it had such heavy

26:44

platitudes at the end. I probably wouldn't have

26:46

read it if I knew that.

26:48

But that's lovely. It's very sweet. I don't

26:50

want to blow our own trumpet but it's

26:52

just, it's nice that we've got people in

26:54

Sheffield watching, listening rather. And

26:56

I like that they dip their toes in the water

26:58

with a watch of the film and then they quickly

27:00

jumped out of the water and they went, this water's

27:03

too shitty. It's confusing isn't

27:05

it? I mean whether or

27:07

not we want people to watch the movie. Like

27:11

if you want to say you've listened to every

27:14

episode of the podcast so far. And

27:16

if you're listening and this is you, God

27:18

bless your soul. And you

27:20

have never watched it. Do

27:25

not watch the movie. But

27:27

I mean if you find yourself with it two

27:29

hours on your hands and you're curious and you're

27:31

thinking, because I can

27:33

only imagine what bizarre picture we've painted

27:35

of what is essentially just a regular

27:38

sort of high budget, sort of family friendly or

27:40

what does it mean to be a family friendly

27:42

comedy film. Like

27:46

in passing we've referenced the most

27:48

obscure moments of a film. And

27:51

so I can understand the curiosity and it builds and it

27:53

builds and it peaks and you want to watch it. And

27:56

so you, okay here's what I want to do with

27:58

our remaining time in the podcast. podcast if I may. Guy.

28:03

Let's try and attempt to do what Peter Dante

28:05

was unable to do and his press junket. Let's

28:08

try to describe what this film is

28:10

in a concise yet poignant and alluring

28:12

manner. I'll be there to describe it,

28:15

you be the interviewer. Guy

28:18

Montgomery, thank you so much for coming in. It's

28:20

a real pleasure and an honour to meet you.

28:23

I guess my first question is, can

28:27

you briefly tell us what it is

28:29

grown-ups do and why should we go and see it?

28:31

It's a very exciting movie. I'm not

28:33

actually involved in it. It's sort

28:35

of really whatsoever but I mean I was like enough

28:37

to catch a preview. In

28:39

the movie, Adam Sandler,

28:43

he's moved back to

28:45

a city and

28:47

his grown-up friends are there with all

28:50

these dudes and pretty much

28:52

it's just they're sort of like really

28:54

bored and I think when

28:56

I watched the movie I sort of read it as like a sort

28:59

of a cry

29:01

for help from the

29:04

characters and within the world of the film. It's

29:08

them saying hey look, we're

29:12

really not doing very well right

29:14

now. None of us like our

29:16

jobs, our families and

29:18

it's actually sort of quite a bleak commentary on

29:21

where we're going as a society in

29:24

the 21st century and if we don't

29:26

sort of look around and

29:28

pay attention to our

29:31

family and friends and the fact that

29:33

what we're doing is real life ramifications,

29:37

you know, your precious time will slip

29:39

away. What

29:43

do you say to critics who

29:45

have suggested that Adam Sandler didn't even write a

29:47

script for this film? It's difficult

29:49

to argue with isn't it? I

29:52

mean you're gliding all over the subtext

29:55

that you've read into this, This

29:58

pace can't possibly have existed. The On

30:00

the Fly I mean surely you've tried to

30:02

dissect a complaint to and and a new

30:04

exhibit found that happening in the business? That

30:07

On the Flies shirt. Can.

30:09

Can. Have existed on the page roseville of

30:11

putting it in the since they can notice

30:14

on the page because I've there were no

30:16

pages that the versus tenable of rifle running

30:18

on the film is So what we thought

30:20

was rather than I'm rising and printing a

30:23

script. Who. To circumvent that how

30:25

the how part of the movie making

30:27

prices and that would is vibe it

30:30

really reserve on a dime. just fuckin

30:32

vibe. This

30:35

role players gone to a really odd place

30:37

but what I'd like to they to close

30:39

off. The. Podcast as I've

30:41

found the murdered so merciful. Have found

30:43

the message from the guy on the

30:46

innovative V by some not suited to

30:48

be name and probably not I skim

30:50

his initials. Jr.

30:53

Jr Bay. Hey

30:55

guys, Really sorry about the height

30:57

I was under.plus when I commented before

30:59

brackets I was in a hated fight

31:01

with my gf. Won't bore you with

31:03

the details close bracket and have realize

31:05

now that it wasn't fair to take

31:07

it out on you guys. You don't

31:09

have to do that is differ but

31:11

do it in you. I feel fans

31:13

and are speak that anyway. As

31:15

than still a to my comment. The. Hope we

31:18

can let Bygones be bygones Jr. We absolutely

31:20

tense. We're not here to hold grudges, been

31:22

on the business of them, you know taking

31:24

things to it. So since the really into

31:26

now why eyes I am I appreciate you

31:28

getting in contact with us even if it

31:30

is to say for the for he goes

31:32

down with your lives and size though this

31:34

one will message that on whether you got

31:36

our normal day to day and was really

31:38

and done by this and look. I

31:41

would like of Hada seeds him and

31:43

to the listeners I feel I have

31:45

been barely hanging on. Biased read in

31:47

the suicide and I mean. I.

31:50

Guess that is of interest or with regards

31:52

to the podcast the whole operation. The

31:55

has been a real struggle for me. It's.

31:57

Been real, pushed him. Ah,

31:59

and this dog. enough so I'm gonna be

32:01

coming in next week I'm gonna have a

32:03

notepad I'm gonna be you know really watching

32:05

the movie really

32:08

watching the movie you know Justin

32:11

Bieber posters presented courtesy of Bravo Entertainment I just

32:13

got told by the credits yeah really Justin Bieber

32:15

posters for the high school in one of the

32:17

kids rooms I think it said that it wanted

32:20

to think the Commonwealth of Massachusetts the great thing

32:22

about the way we've done it this week is

32:24

that the credits are literally

32:27

finishing right now the last thing on the

32:29

screen says this is a work of fiction

32:31

the characters incidents and locations portrayed in the

32:33

names here in a fictitious any similarity to

32:36

identification with a location character any person is

32:38

purely coincidental and not

32:40

intentional also a note that no animals

32:42

were harmed in the making of this

32:44

film including the CGI and then this

32:46

is presumably that but I'm aiming for

32:48

Sony make believe make believe

32:52

now Columbia tristat pictures

32:55

did they merge so Sony pictures

32:59

owns Columbia Columbia owns tristat

33:02

nobody cares who owns who owns

33:04

us though fucking no thanks so

33:06

much for listening we'll

33:09

be back better stronger next week we didn't

33:11

do our shining lights my

33:13

shining light doesn't exist my

33:17

shining light was oh wait a minute I

33:20

had a different paddy shorts as well which

33:22

I'm now gonna transfer into my channel no

33:24

it's not much on it so far do

33:28

it so quick go now

33:30

oh he makes an O

33:32

with his mouth yep good shining

33:34

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