A storage container full of teddy bears, several getaway cars, and a taxidermy rat. What do these things have in common? They're all evidence in a series of heists and police reports warn shits about to get WYRD. We're talking crime this week.

35: Curious Critters (Crack For Kids)

Jun 27th, 2021 1h 45m

Animals are the best people. Fight us if you disagree. You'll win, for we are pre-arthritic and collapse at the thought of having to perform a high school beep test, but we'll attempt to anyway. Today we discuss the marvellous menageries of Naz

34: Lacey's Mystery History Hour (What's Your Body Count?)

May 16th, 2021 1h 17m

Cemeteries: the iconic first date site for goths and socially awkward weirdos the world round. What's not to love about secret bat treasure, burped up bodies, and vampire-obsessed mobs? Romance is in the air on Lacey's Mystery History Hour! Tak

33: F***ed Film Facts (Banjo String Betrayal)

May 2nd, 2021 1h 23m

A return to casting (spells and pods alike) and a return to the roots that may have had a hand in making us wyrd - horror films watched way too early in our tender youth. Do you recall a time before morbid curiosity took hold, dear listener? We

32: Boogeymen (The Girl Who Cried Tikolosh)

Apr 5th, 2021 54m 24s

We’re back! Thank you for your patience and a thousand blessings upon your house. Now, pour yourself a delightful glass of curdled milk or blood (we won’t judge) and heed these warnings three! A South African sex pest, a beautiful murder bird w

31: SCP 2.0 (The Friendship Breaker)

Mar 6th, 2021 1h

We are back with Secure Contain Protect round two. SCP in the secure UNIT! In this episode we bring you another three of our favourite frightening fictions from the OG online creative collective. Featuring SCP 2086, SCP 1875, and SCP 294. As al

30: Bodies of Water (and in the water) A.K.A Oceans 2.0

Feb 20th, 2021 1h 31m

Dirty, dirty topic repeaters. Or are we? We had agreed on this week’s theme to be Oceans 2.0 but, it’s more Oceans Adjacent 1.5? We cover lakes, experimental medicine, and floating cities. Whatever kind of plan we originally had for this episod

29: Rotten Royals (ft. handsome 90s Christian Bale)

Feb 6th, 2021 1h 31m

Our episode this week starts with the rising of the sun (king) and ends with the waning of the moon (king). Sandwiched in the middle is a collection of botched beheadings and effed-up executions so grim you’ll be glad you’re a nobody. Episode 2

28: Medical Mishaps (Grip It and Rip It!)

Jan 23rd, 2021 1h 3m

A big round of applause for La who is joining us this week in Lacey’s absence. Y’all know when La is on the pod, things get gross. This week we celebrate all the weird and wonderful nightmare fuel in medical history. Some old school gross shit.

27: Hometown Murders (Straight Fire Injected Directly Into The Balls)

Jan 7th, 2021 1h 55m

Smell you later, 2020! Hello 2021! Welcome back, coven, to another year of wyrd and wonderful shit delivered to you personally by your three favourite witches. In this episode we go back to our roots and share three grisly tales of murder from

26: Imposters (Followed by a Fat Man in Red)

Dec 4th, 2020 1h 6m

Would you drink Laura’s blood cocktail? Sip the sweet nectar of Lacey’s swollen dry-shaved lumps? Tongue Tay’s eviscerated armpit? You might, if you’re the type to shimmy down chimneys in the dead of night to gain access to a stranger's home. W

25: Cursed Expeditions (Idiots Abroad)

Nov 21st, 2020 1h 34m

Desert, Tundra, the funky Jungle. The trifecta of cursed expeditions. Let us take you on a round-the-world trip with these three idiotic tales. A race to the top of Australia - interrupted by rats, the polar bear war, and the holiday cabin from

24: Voodoo (that you do so well)

Nov 5th, 2020 1h 58m

We'll put a spell on you. Come and explore the beautiful, mysterious, and misunderstood culture of Voudon, commonly known as Voodoo. This culture isn't all pins in dolls and hexes. We're talking A Game of Thrones levels of intrigue. Was the fac

23: Haunted Castles (Oh baby, baby)

Oct 22nd, 2020 1h 39m

All Hallow's Eve approaches and we have three spectacular tales of haunting real estate just for you. Yes, you who is reading this description. We recorded this episode specifically for you because we love you. Ain't that grand? Now, follow us

22: Positively Poisonous (Protect Halloween 2020)

Oct 8th, 2020 1h 39m

Double-double check your pill bottles, deduce your desserts, and maybe… don’t go to the theatre. Trust us, just don’t go. Stay in for dinner, but don’t sign any weird insurance policies from an estranged lover. Ok, don’t even bother with visito

21: Weird Murder Weapons (Your Birth Chart = Ew)

Sep 24th, 2020 1h 21m

What is your precise time of birth? Do you have intimate knowledge of your sun, moon and rising signs? Are you a Libra man? We're here to let you know that none of it matters because any old idiot can take a bedazzled sex toy to your head, no m

20: Shit Dads (Happy Father's Day?)

Sep 10th, 2020 1h 37m

Father's Day, the day where spawn everywhere tear their hair out trying to decide which last-minute gift dad will hate the least: the overpriced chocolate golf balls or the Lynx Africa body wash set? We love you, Dad, we just don't know what to

19: Natural Disasters (Spit Up)

Aug 30th, 2020 1h 18m

Volcanic eruption? Sounds like an excellent opportunity to surf on a crocodile. Why not? With a 36-metre tall tsunami cruising in, it doesn't look like either of you are making it out of this one anyway. Featuring a brief but embarrassing few s

18: Man Made Disasters (ft. a Bucket Full of Eyeballs)

Aug 13th, 2020 1h 33m

I fell in the pit. You fell in the pit. We all fell in the pit. As a tribute to one of the greatest musical compisitions of all time, this week's episode features (surprise) a pit. It also features new microphones! Revel in the slightly less ti

17: Cursed Items (Make Better Choices, England)

Jul 30th, 2020 1h 17m

Some people listen to a story about a haunted rock that has murdered everyone who has ever owned it and cleverly reject that shit - other people get down on one knee and give it to the love of their life. In week three of Victoria's stage thre

16: Unusual Romances (Give Me Your Fluids)

Jul 16th, 2020 1h 7m

Is it a romance when the girl you sweep off her feet has been dead long enough that her scalp has decayed away? No, Carl, it's not. We're back to our regularly scheduled trio of traumatic tales for your aural pleasure. Listen along and answer

15: Revenge (Hot Tracts of Land Near You)

Jul 2nd, 2020 1h 28m

Revenge. We've all thought about it: changing the password on your ex's Netflix account, ripping the head off a beloved sibling's barbie doll, absolutely annihilating the entire town that murdered your husband with birds and rags and dancing on

14: Forests (From the Vault)

May 28th, 2020 1h 27m

If you go out to the woods today you'll probably end up in a badly scripted student horror film. Uni has been kicking our butts so we present you with an episode from the vault! Enjoy three tales of spooky clumps of trees complete with the pre

13: Bad Mothers (It's Not God's Will, Joseph. You Muppet!)

May 14th, 2020 1h 9m

Happy Mother's Day witches! This year we made literally the worst mother's day podcast , just for you. Featuring that dumb bitch Diane Downs, white goods, a hospital of blind doctors and the golden god himself, Fred Hugi. This episode features

12: Killer Kids (Eyeman & the Perfect Birth Control)

Apr 30th, 2020 1h 33m

Kids are creepy. Secretly we're all frightened of anyone under the age of 15 and with good reason - murder babies are terrifying. Today we cover three cases concerning criminal children: Daniel Petry, Mary Bell, and Jesse Pomeroy. Let's just pl