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I occasionally think how quickly

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our differences worldwide would

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vanish if we were facing

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an alien threat from outside

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this world. And

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yet I ask you, is

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not an alien force already among

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us?

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There are millions of pool around

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the world who claimed to have seen

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something in the sky that they

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cannot explain.

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Strange lights that suddenly

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disappear and then reappear

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in seconds.

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Some call them UFOs, UAPs,

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alien spacecrafts, or

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even top secret military vehicles.

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However, whatever these things

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are they have become a part

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of our everyday lives, lingering

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above watching us without

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a large amount of the population even

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knowing.

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This is

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modern UFO sightings.

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Alright.

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So to start this episode off,

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we're going to do something a little different.

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We usually go over what the topic is.

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and a little bit of history surrounding it.

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However, since most of you already

4:21

know what a UFO is, I figured

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we're just gonna jump right into the meat

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of the episode. which is UFO

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sightings. Now for this

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episode, we have picked out the more

4:32

recent sightings. So anything

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from the year two thousand until now, we

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have dug through and hand

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selected these UFOs that

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have been spotted. So

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that is what we are covering today. And

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of course, after these sightings, we have a few

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strange facts and findings and then theories, you know, all

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the typical stuff. Alright. So

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Dan, do you wanna start this off for us and

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tell us about our first UFO

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sighting? Alright.

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So the first UFO sighting that we're gonna

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talk about happened in two thousand and nine

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in South Carolina. So on

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March sixteenth two thousand and nine at

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four twenty eight PM, An individual

5:07

that went only by the name of Greg

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was sitting on his front porch waiting for the

5:11

mailman to deliver a package. Now

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as Greg was waiting,

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he spotted something odd in the sky

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that was pretty far away. And

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this object that was way up in the sky

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wasn't making any sound at all, like a

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regular plain wood. So Greg

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decided to go inside of his home,

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grab his camera, point it

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at the sky towards this object

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zoomed in and took three

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photographs.

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Now afterwards,

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this object disappeared.

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So we have these three photographs here.

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And if you wanna take a look at them, just go to

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our website, faireys of the third kind dot

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com, click on today's episode,

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and we will have all of today's photographs

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that we talk about listed there.

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So in these photographs, you can clearly see that

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there's like a overcast sky

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And there is

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a weird,

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dark,

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triangular object

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that is clearly not a bird.

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It looks like a burnt Dorito. A

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burnt Dorito. Yeah. You're kinda

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right. In

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the other two photographs,

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You can kinda see a cockpit above.

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You can see the top of the triangle and see the

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cockpit above. Yeah. Like, you see, like, two

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parts come out and then, like, you see, like, a little shiny

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spot like a clear spot in the middle of it. Yeah.

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If it was just this first photograph,

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I would believe it was some type of

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UFO, but based on

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the second and third photograph, it sort of

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looks like a military plane, like a top secret

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one. It reminds me of military

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plane, but it's not a plane. It's one of the

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gliders. Oh, sort of like a drone. Kinda

6:42

like that. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

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Kinda. But it's a perfect triangle in the

6:46

first photograph. Yeah.

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I mean, that's like a little slight curve like a Dorito.

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Yeah.

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On the second image, like, you

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definitely see a cockpit on there. Well, I

6:54

can't say definitely, but it looks like a cockpit.

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Yep. Alright.

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So that's our first UFO sighting.

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Let's go on to our next one. This

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next UFO sighting that we're going to cover happened

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in two thousand two in Scotland.

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The photographer of the image said

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that one night around ten PM, he

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decided to look outside his window for his

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cat that had ran out the door. He

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said as he looked out his window, that is when

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he saw this strange thing in the sky.

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As soon as he saw it, he

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immediately grabbed his digital camera and

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took a quick picture of it.

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He then said and we quote,

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I turned around to give the camera to my

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girlfriend, looked back and it

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was gone. There was no noise,

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just total silence.

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And

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by the way, the photo isn't great.

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My hands were a bit shaky.

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So that's what he said.

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Now we have that photo and honestly for

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someone that's hands were

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shaky. This is a pretty good photo.

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if it's real. Just

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like the other ones, of course, we're gonna have this photo on our

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website for anyone that wants to take a look at

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it. So the photograph is similar to

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the previous one.

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It's cloudy, kinda like overcast.

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And

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there is a triangular craft

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flying. However,

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this one looks to be closer

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and it looks like it's turning so

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you see the underside of it. either

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the underside or the top of it as it's

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turning.

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Oh, yeah. It could be the top side. Honestly,

8:18

if you turn your head to the right and look at

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it, for some reason, I see like a smiley face.

8:22

It does. It has two

8:24

white lights at the top of the

8:26

triangular shaped craft and

8:28

then two red lights

8:30

below it and then additional

8:33

own white lights

8:35

below the red ones that are shaped similar to

8:37

a smiley face. Yeah. But if

8:39

you look you can that there's something in the

8:41

middle that's dividing the

8:43

lights. Yeah. So that

8:45

could either be the top or the bottom.

8:47

I'm not really sure. I'd

8:49

have

8:49

to go with the top secret military

8:51

craft again on this one. Yeah.

8:53

That's what it looks like. Because why

8:55

would aliens have

8:57

lights on their crafts. Anyways,

9:00

sorry, we're going down the theory

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section. We'll save that until

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the end. That is a good question though.

9:06

Looks like why do they need lights?

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Alright. Let's get into our

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next UFO sighting. that

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occurred only a few years ago in July

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of two thousand and nineteen. So

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on the night of July of two thousand and

9:19

nineteen, a navy warship the

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USS Omaha, encountered a

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swarm of fourteen unknown

9:26

objects that ended up surrounding

9:28

the ship. One of these

9:30

objects was a self illuminated

9:33

sphere that was at least six

9:35

feet in diameter and was

9:37

being observed through a thermal

9:39

sensor in the ship's

9:41

combat information center. So

9:43

over the next three days, eight

9:46

other navy ships ended up having

9:48

similar encounters with these

9:50

odd objects. And

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we actually have a short

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news clip. that

9:55

talks about the encounter, and we're actually gonna

9:57

take a quick listen to that, and it's

9:59

only a minute

9:59

or two. So we're gonna

10:01

play that right now.

10:03

For

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two long hours on the night of July

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fifteenth two thousand nineteen, the

10:09

crew of the USS Omaha

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detect unknown objects

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that surrounded the ship as it moved

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through Ocean Water's West of San

10:17

Diego. One of the objects a self

10:19

illuminated sphere at least

10:21

six feet in diameter flew

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alongside the Omaha for an extended

10:25

period. Film maker, Jeremy

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Corbel, released the Navy video weeks

10:29

ago and says similar events were

10:31

reported by eight other Navy

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ships. There was numerous warships

10:35

that are having similar appearing

10:38

it appears to be coordinated interaction

10:42

and and and this and this

10:44

whole series was within this kind

10:46

of, I'd

10:47

say, circumference of a hundred miles, and

10:49

and there was up to fifty to a hundred

10:52

contacts. So there you

10:53

go. It's actually

10:54

confirmed that that really happened.

10:56

And you would think if that was happening to

10:59

a navy warship that it was surrounded

11:01

by unknown objects. You

11:03

really have no option other than to fire

11:05

upon those objects. If they start heading towards

11:07

you, right? That I would say

11:09

so, Plus

11:10

you don't know what it is and it's just chilling there. It's

11:12

kind of

11:12

scary. So in the video, there

11:14

was clearly something there. Kinda look

11:16

like a drone. Yeah. Then all of a sudden it

11:18

just disappeared. Yeah.

11:19

But then

11:20

the subtitles was just like splash

11:22

splash. Did

11:23

you see that? splash splash. Yeah. It went into

11:25

the water. Ugh. Yeah. So

11:27

they have like underwater drones

11:29

that can go underwater and

11:32

then pop out and fly in the

11:34

sky. Technology man, what

11:36

a time to be alive? So let's get

11:38

into our next UFO sighting. So our

11:40

next UFO sighting happened back in two

11:42

thousand eight in Indiana. The photographer

11:44

who took this photo said they were home

11:46

alone and decided to go to the kitchen

11:48

to get a glass of water and maybe

11:50

find a snack. Just as

11:52

they approached the kitchen area, they noticed that

11:54

they immediately thought there was a helicopter about

11:56

three hundred to four hundred feet away just

11:58

across the street above the

11:59

tree line. They

12:01

go on to say, because

12:02

we kind of live in the country, I

12:04

thought that was unusual. and then it hit

12:06

me that I couldn't hear any noise

12:08

at all. And then the obvious shaped

12:11

difference hit me like a bag of

12:13

rocks and I ran for my camera.

12:15

which I almost tripped over my rug. I

12:17

don't know how long it was there before I saw

12:19

it, but it hung around for two or

12:21

three minutes after I noticed it. not

12:24

moving or flashing or anything.

12:26

The only thing I noticed was

12:28

sort of a waviness of the air

12:30

surrounding the object, It

12:32

resembled kind of what you see over a hot

12:34

road on a summer day, but I

12:36

distinctly remember the dark tree line shimmering

12:38

just below the object against the

12:40

sky glow. which we do have a

12:42

photo of this, the one that he

12:43

took and it does have like a little zoomed in

12:46

portion so you can see the object that

12:48

was in the air. which, I mean,

12:49

it's interesting looking.

12:51

Of course,

12:51

this photo's at nighttime. It's

12:53

dark outside. You can

12:55

see It looks like somebody's house in the

12:57

distance and then tree line. And then

12:59

right above the tree line is the

13:02

very thin oval shaped object

13:05

with multiple lights on it. That

13:07

literally looks like a very thin

13:09

disk with lights on the very edge

13:11

of it. and it's

13:12

just covering there. Yeah, there's six lights

13:14

total that surround this

13:16

thing. It's a very odd photo. It

13:18

just seems so flat.

13:20

Yeah. But then again, like, you can't really

13:22

tell how far away it is, like

13:24

the depth of it. So

13:26

that's very true. That

13:27

bad photo would mean that doesn't look fake,

13:29

but it's hard to tell these days. It is hard

13:31

to tell. Alright.

13:33

So let's get on to our next UFO

13:36

sighting. which occurred on October

13:38

twenty first two thousand

13:40

and six in Kauffman,

13:42

Texas. Now

13:44

Kaufman is around forty minutes

13:46

east of Dallas in case you were

13:48

wondering. So if you know where Dallas is

13:50

in the state of Texas, just go forty

13:52

minutes east. and it's right

13:54

there. A little bit southeast maybe, but

13:56

it's right around there. Okay. Yeah.

13:58

Anyway, alright. So it

13:59

was October twenty first two thousand

14:02

and at around six

14:04

forty eight PM. An

14:06

individual named Larry was

14:08

outside walking when he noticed

14:10

a bright orange flash

14:12

in the Western sky. Larry

14:15

stated that this bright flash

14:17

turned into a bright

14:19

orange ball and started coming

14:21

down vertically. It

14:23

was at this point that he decided to

14:25

take a few photographs of the

14:27

object. He zoomed in with his

14:29

camera, snapped a few photographs,

14:31

and then stated that

14:33

after he took them, either

14:35

the object disappeared or

14:37

sped off because it just

14:39

wasn't there anymore, which kind of made him

14:41

question, hey, was it even there to begin

14:43

with? So he ended up going

14:45

home, uploaded the photos to his computer,

14:47

and zoomed into them. And

14:49

the object was indeed there

14:52

in his photograph. It was

14:54

an object in the sky that he had

14:56

never seen before. This

14:58

object was bright orange and it

15:00

appeared to have some type of structure

15:03

like framework on it.

15:05

And we actually have

15:07

that photograph and we have

15:09

another one of it

15:11

zoomed in on the object. And

15:13

in the first photograph, it just

15:16

looks like a a sun. Right?

15:18

It looks like a picture of the sun real far

15:20

away. Yep. But when you zoom

15:22

in, it is very odd. It's

15:24

like a it's like an orb

15:26

with multiple other orbs inside

15:28

of it. Yeah. That's exactly what it looks

15:30

like actually. And this is one that

15:32

you've seen before. Right? Yes. But

15:34

I'll talk about that later, but

15:36

you saw something similar to this, right,

15:38

like a few weeks ago. or was it like

15:40

a month ago? It's probably about a month

15:42

now. But yeah, same thing. Okay.

15:44

Well, we'll share our stories towards the end

15:46

of this. Alright, Dan. So tell us

15:48

about this next UFO

15:50

sighting we got. Alright. This

15:51

next UFO sighting that we have is one

15:54

from two thousand fifteen. that was

15:56

spotted in India. So in

15:58

India, a young boy claimed to have snapped

16:00

photos of a UFO while

16:02

trying to capture some clouds on his smartphone.

16:04

which I don't know if you ever done that.

16:06

You see clouds

16:06

in the sky. It looks nice. You should take a picture of

16:08

it?

16:09

Never. Oh,

16:11

we

16:11

neither.

16:12

Okay.

16:15

Which when you think of a UFO, though,

16:17

what comes to mind? The

16:19

typical like Mars attacks UFO. yet,

16:21

the normal round flying saucer. Well,

16:24

this is exactly what that one

16:26

is. The

16:26

father of the young boy actually wanted

16:29

scientists to examine the photos that were

16:31

taken by his son.

16:32

But considering

16:33

how busy NASA

16:36

is, they get tons of emails like this, so they

16:38

probably didn't even go over it. There's

16:40

a video of the young boy trying to explain what

16:42

it is, but yet it's not anything gonna show and

16:44

the subtitles aren't working that well. Yeah. So we aren't

16:46

gonna listen to that, but we will provide a link

16:48

to it. But we do have the photo,

16:50

which it has the red box

16:52

around it in case you couldn't notice it in

16:54

the sky. It's clear as day in

16:56

the sky. Yeah. So

16:58

In this photograph, it's during the day. You can

17:00

see buildings down below. And you

17:03

see clouds all around. Well, not

17:05

all around, but kinda like up in

17:07

the sky, and then you see power lines. And

17:09

then right below one power line,

17:11

there's a flying saucer in the

17:13

distance, like a UFO. I

17:14

mean, it looks like the plain old

17:16

flying saucer. Supposedly this kid

17:18

took a photo of it on his phone. Mhmm. I'm

17:20

just taking

17:20

pictures and all of a sudden boom, it pops

17:23

up there. I don't know. To

17:25

me, if this is real, this is

17:27

probably one of the greatest UFO

17:29

photographs ever captured. But what

17:31

makes me kind of question it is the buildings

17:33

down below. They don't look

17:36

real. The buildings down below look

17:38

almost like they were created in

17:40

some three d blender program.

17:42

A little bit. Yeah. Especially

17:45

where that tree is in the middle of

17:47

the building that's poking up. It's not

17:49

natural. It's like cut off and shaped with

17:51

the cloud behind it. You see that? I

17:53

do see that it looks photoshopped,

17:55

which makes me question this photograph.

17:57

The buildings in

17:57

the cloud down below look kind of

17:59

fake, but guess it's odd seeing a

18:02

UFO in the sky like that if it's real,

18:04

especially during the daytime just

18:05

in plain sight like that. Yeah.

18:08

It's

18:08

camouflage quit working.

18:10

That's a very interesting photo. If it's real,

18:12

it's probably one of the top three photographs

18:14

ever taken of a UFO.

18:17

Alright. So let's get on to our next

18:19

UFO sighting, which occurred

18:21

on May sixth two thousand

18:23

and seventeen. So this one

18:25

occurred in Texas in the

18:27

town of Harker Heights.

18:29

Now Harker Heights is about an hour

18:31

north of Austin. and

18:34

about an hour south of Waco.

18:36

So it's like right in the middle of

18:38

a stand. I thought Waco was an

18:40

hour north of us. Waco was an hour and

18:42

a half north of us. Oh,

18:46

but Parker Heights is not exactly

18:49

north. it's sort of like northwest a little

18:51

bit. Gotcha.

18:52

Yeah. Anyways,

18:54

so on

18:55

this day of May sixth two thousand

18:58

and seventeen, An individual

19:00

was leaving work and they were getting

19:02

into their truck. They decided to look

19:04

up into the sky and

19:05

they witnessed a weird

19:08

illuminated circular object

19:10

that was

19:11

located in the southwest portion

19:14

of the sky. They stated that

19:17

this object was too bright

19:19

and too big to be a

19:21

star or a planet, and it

19:23

was definitely not

19:25

the moon. They also stated that this circular object

19:27

seemed to be textured. And

19:29

it was at this point that they're like, man, I gotta take a

19:31

picture of it, so they pulled out their phone, snapped

19:33

a photograph of it, and

19:35

this is what they captured. That

19:38

looks

19:38

very familiar. That looks

19:40

very

19:40

similar to the Kaufman

19:43

photograph that we talked about earlier in Kaufman,

19:45

Texas, that red multi

19:47

circular object, except this one is

19:49

more like a

19:50

gold gold. And

19:52

the weird thing is in

19:54

two thousand and

19:57

eighteen or nineteen two

19:59

thousand

19:59

nineteen. Nineteen? I

20:01

was in Lago Vista, Texas,

20:04

which is west of

20:06

Austin. k? I was there

20:08

visiting some family that was on a little scooter

20:10

that the family had just riding riding

20:12

around. And I I saw this

20:14

weird light in the sky. It

20:16

wasn't the sun, It

20:17

wasn't the moon. It was it

20:19

was starting to get dark, and it almost looked

20:21

like a spotlight in the sky.

20:23

And I thought it was really odd

20:26

looking. I got my phone out and took multiple photographs

20:28

of it. And when I zoomed

20:31

in, this is exactly what

20:33

it was. This right

20:35

here that was captured in Harker

20:37

Heights in two thousand and seventeen is

20:39

exactly what I saw. And

20:41

for the past few years, I've been telling

20:43

you, Dan, I've been trying to get that

20:45

photograph off my Galaxy Note

20:47

nine, but I can't recover the files

20:49

from it. It just disappeared and I can't

20:51

find it. but that is exactly captured in two thousand

20:53

and nineteen. Whatever this

20:55

object

20:55

is is what I saw. I remember you

20:57

sent me the photo and that's exactly what it looked

21:00

like and sadly, I don't have that message

21:02

anymore. Yeah. It's

21:03

like a circular gold disk

21:05

with another circle inside

21:07

of it and like a hollow point

21:10

at the bottom of it.

21:12

It is extremely odd.

21:14

That

21:14

isn't Like, this one actually reminds me the one that

21:16

I saw about a month we're

21:18

heading down, what was it? I

21:20

thirty five or whatever. Coming back

21:22

from the airport. Me and

21:23

Caleb saw it, and I

21:26

tried to take a picture of it. And

21:28

all you saw was like a weird

21:30

glow. And then when you zoomed in, my

21:32

phone would like turn black and then

21:34

the picture would come back and this is

21:36

what I would see. And every time I

21:38

try to take a picture of it, it was blurry because, you know,

21:40

we were driving down the highway. But

21:43

this

21:43

is exactly what I saw.

21:45

And it was

21:46

just weird. The fact that when you

21:47

zoomed in, it blacked out, then came back, and then

21:50

it was just this they've been described it as a

21:52

nipple. It it

21:52

does. It looks like a nipple. That's what

21:54

it looks like. a nipble in the sky. And you know what,

21:56

we aren't the only ones that are seeing this because

21:59

apparently,

21:59

here recently, people have

22:01

been seeing whatever this is

22:04

all over the world. So

22:05

tell everyone about this next occurrence

22:07

that happened, which is very similar

22:09

to this one. Alright. So

22:11

the next UFO signing that we're talking

22:13

about occurred December twenty fourth

22:15

two thousand nineteen in South Carolina.

22:18

So at nine thirty PM on Christmas Eve

22:20

of two thousand nineteen, a woman

22:21

named Deborah Thompson was standing

22:23

on

22:23

the back deck of her home when she noticed

22:26

something odd in the sky.

22:27

Above her was a

22:29

red ball bouncing in the

22:32

sky, fading, then growing brighter,

22:34

and brighter. Deborah took her phone

22:36

out and started recording, which

22:38

we do have that video and of course we

22:40

will provide a link for it to anyone that wants

22:42

to watch it. But we do have a still screenshot

22:45

of what she recorded. And what

22:47

does it look like?

22:48

A nipple.

22:50

It looks It looks just like the previous

22:52

little ones we've seen, but this one's like like the

22:54

Kaufman just a little bit redder. Yeah. Like

22:56

the Kaufman UFO, a little

22:58

bit redder and it's more

23:00

circular with inner circular

23:02

discs in it. And is what is

23:04

extremely odd is that when

23:06

you go to the link that

23:08

we provided of her

23:11

video that shows this object.

23:13

This object acts very

23:16

weird when she zooms in, the object

23:18

grows and then shrinks

23:20

and then grows and then shrinks

23:22

and it is exactly the

23:24

same thing that I saw

23:26

in Lago Vista, Texas in two

23:28

thousand and nineteen, the exact same

23:31

thing. It almost looks

23:32

like as it's pulsing,

23:34

Yeah,

23:35

pulsating. That's so odd. So, yeah,

23:37

this video is five minutes long and

23:39

it no. Almost a thirty minute mark of

23:41

this video. You can see it clears day.

23:44

Yeah. Zoomed down

23:45

all the way, like, you'd see it in

23:47

the sky, Clear's Day. Then when you

23:49

zoom in, it has the circular looks of it. Honestly,

23:51

it looks like a bullseye. Yeah. Like, who's I

23:53

target? Yeah. It does. A hundred percent. And

23:55

if you

23:56

go into the comments, everybody's

23:58

saying, I've seen this in December of

24:00

two thousand eighteen in Massachusetts. My

24:02

mind is blown right now. saw one in Portland to Seattle.

24:05

I saw the exact same thing in

24:07

Australia. I saw the same thing in Katy,

24:09

Texas in March of two thousand twenty two.

24:11

I recorded the same thing. It's a night

24:13

in Katy, Texas. I saw one in

24:15

North California in February of two

24:17

thousand twenty two. Everyone all over

24:19

the world is seeing this

24:22

weird object, whatever it is. I don't

24:24

wanna start, like, throwing out theories and all that stuff.

24:26

but could

24:26

it be like a spotlight type thing?

24:29

You know, I like to have the bat

24:30

signal. I mean, granted, I mean, that's

24:32

not real, but how

24:34

it puts the light up

24:35

in this guy and, like, you put like an image on

24:37

it. Do you think that it could be like one of

24:40

those circular target lights?

24:42

I

24:42

mean, the only reason I'm saying that is because of pulsating, power

24:44

fluctuating? No. No? No?

24:46

No? Uh-uh.

24:48

So

24:49

When I saw exactly what this would look

24:51

like a hundred percent. And I have other

24:53

witnesses that were with me that can

24:55

collaborate what I seen, and it was during

24:57

the day. It was starting to get

24:59

night. The sun was setting. There was

25:01

no beam of light coming from the

25:03

ground. This was up in

25:05

the sky. And

25:07

do you remember the guy that did this tattoo,

25:09

my Diablo tattoo? Yeah.

25:11

So during that tattoo session, his wife

25:14

stated that she had seen a UFO.

25:16

She pulled out her phone, exact

25:18

same video as this, something

25:21

round, with something in the middle, and it was pulsating

25:23

just like this. And I said, I seen

25:25

that same exact thing in Lago

25:27

Vista. And it's not just in the United

25:29

States because people have seen this, like

25:31

I said, all over the world. For

25:33

an example,

25:34

our next UFO

25:35

sighting occurred in two

25:37

thousand and twenty in London, and it is exactly the

25:40

same as the other ones that we just

25:42

previously talked about. So

25:43

on August eighteenth, two

25:46

thousand and twenty, two women spotted a

25:49

strange circular orb

25:51

just floating in the sky.

25:54

one of the women decided to take out their phone and start recording.

25:57

Now, as

25:57

they recorded the object,

25:59

it

25:59

started to pulsate oddly

26:02

Now, just like the previous one, we have

26:04

a screenshot from the video

26:07

recording, so we'll provide that image on our

26:09

website, and we will also provide

26:11

a link to the video that

26:13

the woman took, but it is

26:15

almost exactly the

26:17

same as the one we just watched.

26:20

except this one is not

26:22

red. This one is sort of

26:24

like a a whitish color.

26:26

At one point in the video, It does

26:28

turn red, but goes back. It

26:30

does. Yeah. Like around nine

26:32

seconds, nine to ten seconds. Actually,

26:34

right at eleven seconds. and

26:37

thirteen seconds. That's so

26:39

weird, man. That

26:40

is pretty odd.

26:41

If you or a loved one have

26:43

seen this object in

26:46

the sky, whatever it is. And you've captured a

26:48

photograph or video

26:50

of it, send it

26:51

to us. We'd love to see it and hear your

26:54

story. for sure. because, I mean, the fact that you saw it,

26:56

then I've seen it, and then like all these other accounts

26:58

of this same exact one, I

27:00

really wanna know what it

27:00

is now. I would love to

27:02

know what it is. this

27:04

is a UFO or if it's some

27:07

device that the government's testing out or

27:10

None control. We'll

27:12

save the theories for later on. But

27:14

there you go. Those are some modern day

27:16

UFO sightings. Now we're gonna

27:18

jump into some strange facts and

27:20

findings and talk about some odd

27:22

things that we stumbled upon during

27:24

our research. So Dan, tell us about this

27:26

first one we have. Alright. So

27:28

the first strange fact and find that we're gonna talk

27:30

about is an FBI raid that happened

27:32

on November third of this year,

27:34

so only a

27:35

week or two ago. Now, I

27:37

know FBI raids are sort of common.

27:40

However, what makes this one weird is that the

27:42

FBI raided the home of an

27:44

individual that runs the

27:46

website Dreamland Resort, which by the way I want

27:48

to say, what a horrible

27:50

name for a UFO website.

27:53

Dreamland Resort, what does that automatically make you

27:55

think of? Michael Jackson? because it

27:57

makes me think of that. Pretty close to

27:59

that. Alright. Let's

28:00

continue on. Dreamland

28:01

Resort is a website that started in

28:03

nineteen ninety nine and is a place where

28:05

individuals can post information regarding area fifty

28:08

one, government hidden projects,

28:10

the Ity highway, and other stuff

28:12

regarding UFO's and extraterrestrials. So

28:14

the owner of the website released a statement about

28:16

the raid that said the

28:18

following.

28:21

I am Jorg Arnaud,

28:23

owner and webmaster of the

28:26

Dreamland Resort website, WWW

28:27

dot dreamland Resort dot com.

28:29

The subject

28:30

of the website is area fifty

28:32

one, and I have operated that

28:34

website since nineteen

28:37

ninety nine.

28:37

Last week on Thursday, November third,

28:40

in the early morning, my homes

28:42

in Rachel, just outside of area

28:44

fifty one, and

28:44

in Las Vegas, were searched by a

28:46

joint force of FBI and Department of

28:49

Air Force Office of Special Investigations.

28:51

This

28:51

happened without any warning. doors

28:54

were broken open, and I,

28:56

who was located at the time in

28:58

my Rachel home, and my girlfriend,

29:00

at the time was located at

29:02

our Las Vegas home, were

29:04

both detained and treated in

29:06

the most disrespectful way.

29:08

My girlfriend was led out into

29:11

the street barefoot, and only

29:13

in her underwear, in full

29:15

view of our neighbors. I

29:17

was led outside handcuffed, and

29:20

only in a t shirt and sweats

29:22

in sub freezing temperatures.

29:24

Each home was

29:25

searched by fifteen to twenty agents in

29:27

full riot gear causing further damage

29:29

in both homes besides the broken

29:32

front doors. Despite my

29:34

repeated

29:34

request for an explanation, I

29:36

was

29:36

only told that the search was related to

29:39

images posted on my area fifty one

29:41

website. I was

29:42

very surprised how forceful

29:44

the search warrant was executed.

29:46

and

29:46

how rough we, both unarmed

29:49

senior citizens, were treated.

29:51

All my laptops, phones,

29:53

backup drives, camera gear,

29:56

and my drone were seized.

29:58

With the equipment, I lost

30:00

all

30:00

my medical records, financial

30:02

and tax records, passwords, emails,

30:06

phone

30:06

contacts, photos, etcetera.

30:09

Even my

30:09

phone was taken, leaving

30:11

me with two broken doors

30:14

in no way to communicate or

30:16

call for help. Not

30:17

counting my expected legal expenses

30:20

My losses so far include over

30:22

twenty thousand dollars in equipment taken

30:24

and over five thousand dollars in damages.

30:27

Also, there are forty pages missing

30:29

from the search warrant I received and the case

30:31

records are sealed. So I cannot look up the reason

30:33

for the search and I do not want to speculate.

30:35

I left several

30:36

messages with the FBI agent in

30:39

charge but he has not returned any

30:41

of my calls. At this point, I

30:43

have no choice but to take legal action

30:45

to try and get my equipment back

30:48

and to seek reimbursement for the

30:51

damages. In an effort to

30:52

diffuse the situation, I have removed

30:54

some material from my Dreamland Resort

30:56

website although I believe that it was legally

30:58

obtained and legal to publish.

31:00

I am not sharing anything on my

31:02

website that cannot be found on dozens

31:04

of other websites and news outlet publication.

31:07

Considering how

31:08

this went down, I have no intention

31:10

of removing any more material

31:12

unless ordered to do so by

31:14

a federal judge. I believe the

31:16

search was executed with complete unnecessary

31:19

force by government agents and

31:21

was meant as a message to

31:24

silence the area fifty one research community.

31:27

The question now is, how

31:30

far will they go?

31:34

So

31:35

that is what

31:37

he posted, and we figured that is

31:39

worth mentioning in this episode since it literally

31:41

just happened a week or two ago.

31:44

Yeah. And by

31:44

the way, his website is not

31:48

that great Dreamland Resort.

31:50

You go to his website and

31:53

it's not very well put together. I mean,

31:55

you go to the form,

31:57

where's it at? There's like

31:59

a Like, discussion form. You click on the discussion form and it's

32:02

a very weird layout.

32:04

Like, it doesn't have all the messages in one. You have

32:06

to click one and click another and click another.

32:09

This

32:09

it was made way back because I remember going

32:11

to many websites like this, and it's like he

32:13

just hasn't really updated to the

32:16

new stuff. mean, if

32:17

it works, it works, but

32:19

so I

32:19

did see some discussions on

32:22

his website about another

32:25

website where an individual claim

32:27

that they had snuck their drone into area

32:29

fifty one, took multiple

32:31

photographs, and then posted them on

32:33

certain websites. I

32:34

mean, that'll get rated. Absolutely.

32:36

Whoever owns the website will get rated.

32:38

Which kind of sucks.

32:39

You know? I mean, yeah.

32:41

Alright. So

32:42

let's talk about our next strange fact in

32:44

finding Dan. Now before we get into that, we're gonna

32:46

take a quick break. We'll be right

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34:03

talk about our next strange fact in

34:06

finding Dan. which is

34:08

about more photographs of

34:10

UFO's. However, these are not

34:12

from random

34:14

individuals. These are photographs that were taken by NASA over

34:16

the years. And as

34:18

individuals started to look through these

34:22

photographs, they began to notice some odd things some

34:24

of them. Now, these photographs are

34:26

posted of course on the dot

34:29

gov website by nasa. and

34:32

it includes the different Apollo missions

34:35

as well as other space stuff,

34:37

you know. So tell us about

34:39

this first photograph, Dan. So

34:41

the first

34:41

photograph that we're gonna talk about was taken in

34:44

nineteen sixty nine on the Apollo

34:46

twelve mission. Astronaut Alan

34:48

Bean was on the moon collecting a sample

34:51

when a fellow astronaut took a

34:53

photograph of him. So in this photograph,

34:55

it shows Allan in an astronaut suit and

34:57

him holding his soil sample. which

34:59

everything looks

35:01

normal.

35:01

However, if you look in the upper left, you

35:03

will notice that there is an odd shaped circular

35:06

light in the sky near them.

35:07

course, we'll

35:08

provide a link to this photograph

35:10

on our website. We can't actually post

35:12

the photograph because it's like thirty nine hundred

35:14

times thirty nine hundred. It's super high

35:16

quality photograph, and I want you all to experience the

35:19

high quality of this photograph

35:21

that's being hosted on somebody else's website, so

35:23

we don't have to host

35:26

it. But

35:26

notice how

35:27

high quality

35:28

this photograph is first off. And

35:30

this is in nineteen sixty nine. My

35:32

iPhone can't even take photographs as high quality.

35:35

mean, then look at that big ass camera they have on his chest though. So

35:37

I mean, well, that that one's like a

35:39

video camera. Yeah. Anyways,

35:41

look at

35:42

the upper left. You see

35:44

that light? So that

35:45

little ball light or that weird

35:47

no.

35:47

The the little ball of light is what

35:49

they're stating is a UFO in the distance.

35:52

Uh-huh. And that can, that's

35:54

collecting soil? Looks like

35:54

a YETI cup. Baya Connor does look like a tumbler. Anyway,

35:57

the white itself

35:58

might be a

36:00

reflection. I don't know. It's

36:02

hard to

36:04

tell. I mean, you got the sun, like, the beams of

36:05

light coming from, I guess, would be the

36:07

sun, but I don't know. I

36:09

mean, it is kinda

36:11

odd to see that little circular

36:13

spot there. But if you look a

36:15

little bit southeast of that right above

36:17

the little crosshairs, there's like another

36:19

little one that's

36:20

not

36:21

as bright. Yeah. But you

36:23

gotta think, this was all done on a

36:25

movie set. I'm

36:26

just kidding. I mean,

36:27

this is true.

36:28

Yeah. So that's the first

36:30

NASA

36:30

photograph. The next one that we're gonna talk about

36:33

was taken in nineteen seventy one. So

36:35

just a few years after

36:37

the previous one. and this one

36:40

was during the Apollo fifteen

36:42

mission. So in this photograph,

36:44

astronaut David r Scott

36:46

is standing on the surface of the moon

36:48

And you can see the lunar roving vehicle, which is

36:50

like the vehicle that they drive around on the

36:52

moon. And it is in

36:56

the background. Now in the distance, you can

36:58

see some hills. Above

37:00

those hills are two

37:02

strange lights

37:05

hovering in the sky,

37:07

which it sort

37:08

of looks like

37:11

the bottom light is something in the above light is like

37:13

the parachute that is attached to whatever that

37:16

is. I mean, this photo is sort of weird,

37:18

but it The

37:20

next one by far is the weirdest,

37:22

which our

37:23

next NASA photograph is also

37:25

from Apollo fifteen and this one happened in

37:27

nineteen seventy one as well. In this

37:29

photograph, you can see astronaut James b Irwin

37:32

in his astronaut suit working on

37:34

his lunar roving vehicle.

37:36

In the distance to the right, you can

37:38

clearly see What seems like a UFO shaped object appearing

37:40

from the corner of the hillside?

37:42

That one hundred percent looks like what it

37:43

is, like a UFO just creeping up out

37:45

of that hillside.

37:48

I

37:48

mean, it does. It could be a hill though

37:50

with the way the light shining.

37:52

Oh, man. You can

37:54

see the the curve

37:57

in that. Right? You

37:58

can. But then again, you

38:00

see, like, the back part of it, like, shaded,

38:02

shadowed kind of

38:03

I

38:04

don't know. Maybe

38:05

that's that's my brain filling it out for

38:07

me, making it seem like it's hell. That's the

38:09

government taking control of your brain, trying to make

38:12

excuses, Dan's Dan's a

38:14

inside agent. Okay. Now

38:15

that we actually zoomed in a little bit,

38:17

it doesn't look like a hill.

38:19

That's it's weird, it's

38:22

very weird. I highly suggest everyone to go take a look

38:24

at this photograph. on our website.

38:26

Alright. So the next NASA photograph

38:28

that we're gonna talk about happened during

38:31

the Apollo sixteen mission. So in

38:33

this photograph, it shows astronaut Charles Duke collecting

38:36

lunar samples at

38:38

station one. Now

38:40

in the distance, there are two strange circular

38:43

lights and we're gonna provide

38:45

a link to this photograph

38:48

since it is super high

38:50

quality. And those circular

38:52

lights are almost exactly like

38:55

the ones that captured Apollo mission. It still makes me think

38:57

that it's like the sun reflecting

38:58

as the camera is like taking a picture or

39:02

something because I mean,

39:04

that one looks exactly like the

39:06

first Apollo fifteen mission one

39:08

and then the Apollo twelve one we only got

39:10

to see the bottom circle. So if if it was

39:12

zoomed out, so we probably would have seen the same top

39:14

one, I think. Yeah.

39:15

But

39:16

the next photograph

39:19

is right after This

39:21

one was taken. So tell us about it then. The last photograph that

39:23

we're gonna discuss

39:23

is again from Apollo sixteen.

39:26

Alright. Before we get

39:28

in that, Let's take a quick break.

39:30

We'll be right back because it's our last one, so

39:32

don't go nowhere. Alright.

39:34

Welcome back. The last photograph that we're gonna

39:36

discuss is again from Apollo sixteen. This photograph

39:38

was taken right after the previous

39:40

one except astronaut Charles Duke was not

39:42

in the photo. And again, you can see

39:44

the same two lights in

39:46

the sky. It's

39:46

almost as if he, like, ran away and said, we need to

39:49

get out of here and took

39:51

the photograph and

39:54

the objects are, like, flying towards them or, like, from

39:56

them? The top light

39:58

looks like it's

39:59

dividing almost to

40:02

me. Yeah.

40:03

yeah But if they

40:04

were running away, wouldn't they just get in their lunar vehicle and just take

40:07

off? Yeah. Mhmm. I

40:08

don't know. Maybe they were already too far

40:10

away from it and they didn't wanna run towards the objects.

40:12

They're like, let's just high pellet. Oh,

40:14

yeah. because in that first photo, they're on the opposite

40:17

side of that crater with the vehicle

40:19

on the other side there.

40:21

yeah Yeah. Again, if you

40:22

wanna take a look at any of these photographs that we

40:24

mentioned, just go to our website, theories of

40:27

the third kind dot com. Click on

40:29

the episode that we posted today and you will see

40:31

all of the links and photographs

40:33

that we've talked about. So

40:35

now we're going to get into the

40:38

theory part of the episode where we

40:40

discuss what these objects

40:44

could be. So Dan, do you want to tell us

40:46

about

40:46

our first theory of course?

40:48

So this first

40:49

theory that we're going to talk about

40:51

is called undiscovered. So

40:54

this

40:54

theory is that these UFOs that we are seeing in the

40:56

sky are not actual spaceships that are being

40:58

flown by little aliens. Instead, they

41:01

are undiscovered living organisms that

41:03

live in the atmosphere who often changed shapes

41:06

and observed the human

41:08

race. So

41:08

very similar to the movie,

41:10

Nope.

41:10

And it kinda reminds me of your best

41:13

friend with the Phoenix Lights. Tier

41:14

four

41:15

one. Yeah. because I take

41:16

it. He's not my best friend, by the way.

41:19

I think he started talking

41:20

about how these things that, like, the lights

41:22

and stuff they see in this guy are actually, like,

41:24

beings.

41:25

Yeah. That's the first time

41:27

I've ever heard anybody. mention

41:29

that. And it was, like, what, a couple years ago

41:31

when we talked to him, like, two or three years ago --

41:33

Two thousand nineteen. Yeah. -- he

41:35

was a

41:36

very first person that ever

41:38

heard that theory from, that these UFOs

41:40

are not spacecrafts. They are actual

41:42

living organisms that change shapes.

41:45

In in the medieval times or in the olden

41:47

times when people would talk about

41:50

dragons, that is what

41:52

UFOs were. they were in the

41:54

shape of a dragon. So

41:55

yeah. I mean, he might he may

41:57

be onto something. Might

41:58

be. Alright. So let's

42:00

go on to our next theory. which is called

42:03

over watchers. So this theory is that a

42:05

long time ago, aliens

42:07

came to earth They took

42:10

DNA from themselves and they mixed

42:12

it with some Neanderthals

42:14

or monkeys at the time, and

42:16

they ended up making

42:18

us humans. Now these ancient alien creators of

42:20

ours are extremely advanced,

42:22

and these UFO's that

42:24

we see are just their

42:27

crafts, you know, their spaceships. And they're chilling

42:29

up in there observing how

42:32

their creations are

42:34

developing along. I like this theory, but not as much as I this

42:36

next one, Dan. Oh,

42:38

okay. Okay. So

42:39

this next theory

42:41

is

42:41

called we

42:43

are. This theory

42:45

is that the UFOs that we see in the sky are not aliens. They are

42:47

of an ancient civilization that lived

42:49

here way before us.

42:51

So imagine this if you will.

42:53

Long before humans, an ancient

42:56

race of beings lived on earth. An

42:58

alien race arrived and wiped out a lot of

43:00

this ancient race However,

43:02

some of them survived. The

43:04

surviving ones fled and now live deep

43:06

down in our oceans hiding.

43:08

Now, the bad

43:08

aliens decided they were bored and decided

43:11

to create us, sort of like our

43:13

previous theory, and then

43:14

they ended up leaving. So these

43:16

UFOs that we see are actually the original

43:18

people that lived on earth and are

43:21

seeing if we are gone yet so they can come back up on the surface of the

43:23

Earth. So we think they are

43:25

aliens. However, we are

43:27

the

43:27

aliens

43:29

to them. and

43:30

the ancient aliens created us after

43:33

themselves, like

43:34

after their image. So we look like

43:36

them However, we aren't nearly as

43:38

smart as them and we don't have the technology

43:40

like them, which is why this

43:42

ancient race every now and then

43:44

they send some people up in their UFO crafts and they look and they

43:46

say, oh, nope. Those aliens are still up there, you know,

43:48

because they see us and they're like, they look exactly

43:51

like the ones that came

43:53

and annihilated our race. We need to keep hiding

43:56

until they're gone. In all these

43:58

earthquakes, these tsunamis,

43:59

these disasters, ultimately

44:02

is them planning all of

44:03

this to try to get us to get off

44:05

of their planet. Damn. So they're the

44:08

ones

44:08

causing natural

44:10

disasters. Yes. Well, we thank their natural disasters, but but

44:12

they're not. I

44:13

went deep with that one.

44:14

Yeah. You did. because how do

44:16

you believe that the aliens live in an ocean with

44:19

A hundred percent,

44:20

I will die on that hill. Aliens

44:22

live in the ocean. I mean, I almost believe

44:24

it just for the fact that we're so interested

44:26

in exploring space but not the rest

44:29

of the ocean. It's like they already discover

44:30

something down in the ocean and they're just like, oh,

44:32

nope. Never mind. We're gonna avoid that.

44:34

Yeah. Alright.

44:35

So

44:36

this next theory that we're

44:38

gonna talk about is called a marginal realm. Now, this

44:40

is a new one, Dan, that

44:43

I stumbled upon. So this

44:46

theory states that there is this so

44:48

called imaginary realm,

44:50

and it is where ideas exist.

44:53

And it is also the place

44:55

where dreams and

44:58

imagination and ideas

45:00

come from. sort of

45:00

like the akashic records. So this realm,

45:02

which you can

45:03

sort of think of as like

45:05

an alternate dimension, is

45:08

supposed to be the result of

45:10

the collective imagination of

45:12

all of us. So all of

45:14

us humans imagining certain

45:17

things subconsciously create

45:19

this alternate dimension of

45:21

dreams, imaginations, ideas, throughout time.

45:22

And it goes up into this realm

45:24

and stays there throughout history.

45:26

And then every now and then

45:28

when you get like an idea about something,

45:31

it comes from this realm. k? And that's why they call it the

45:34

imaginary realm. Now, what does this have

45:36

to do with the

45:38

UFOs? So there's a theory that states that human beings ability

45:40

to tap into this realm.

45:42

And sometimes by tapping into it,

45:45

It also causes an overlap

45:48

into our normal reality

45:50

which we live in, which leads

45:52

to some of

45:54

these beings escaping and coming to ours. Now these

45:56

beings that escape into our

45:58

reality are ones that we have created

45:59

with our

46:02

imaginations. such as UFO's, fairies, ghosts, demons,

46:05

bigfoot, etcetera. They all

46:07

live in this imagination realm.

46:10

And then sometimes when people tap into it, some entities are able to

46:13

escape from that realm. So the

46:15

more the people think about these entities

46:17

in this certain realm

46:20

the more power they get and with more power they're able escape it,

46:22

which is why we see an influx,

46:24

an increase of UFOs because a

46:26

lot more people are thinking about

46:30

it. and it grants them its power. Very

46:32

odd kinda out there theory, but

46:34

it's a very unique

46:35

one. I believe in the power of

46:37

manifestation and that's what

46:39

this is. you think of it,

46:40

it creates it, and the more you think about it, the more power

46:42

you give to it, the fact that you're

46:45

manifesting it. because, like,

46:46

the when I moved

46:47

out here, I I drive a Toyota

46:50

RAV4. Right? Great vehicle, by the

46:51

way. Great vehicle. I test drove it just a

46:53

few minutes ago to pick up boxes. Great

46:55

vehicle. Thank you. But when

46:58

I

46:58

was looking at buying it, I didn't see many

47:00

of them at all. Then once I bought it,

47:02

the more I thought about it, and everything like

47:04

that, the more of the vehicles I have seen. And now

47:06

that I've come down here, I

47:09

see way too many

47:10

of them. They are everywhere.

47:14

But it's like, I believe the power manifestation to where you think about

47:16

it, the more you think about it, the more

47:18

power

47:18

you give it, then it happens.

47:21

the What you

47:22

think about is what you become. Deep. That

47:25

is deep. But yes,

47:26

I'm right there with you

47:27

Dan, the power

47:30

of manifestation. and I I

47:32

love this magical realm

47:34

theory. I

47:34

like it. It kinda makes me think of like

47:36

the montauk chair and like

47:37

the actual montauk project

47:40

where they were trying to summon things or time travel as

47:42

such. Yeah. Alright. So let's get on to

47:44

our next

47:44

theory, Dan. You wanna tell us about this one?

47:47

Yeah. So this next

47:48

theory is called AI. So the

47:50

theory is that the UFOs that we see

47:52

are actually drones made by artificial

47:55

intelligence that is monitoring the

47:57

current status of humans. The gray aliens are just little

47:59

robotic lifeforms made by AI to

48:01

keep us humans entertained,

48:04

while they do their studying of us and not suspect that it was

48:06

robots all alone, which I

48:08

mean it makes sense

48:09

because if it was robots that we're

48:11

seeing in these UFOs,

48:14

we're automatically gonna think, oh, AI take

48:16

over. But most people, when they

48:18

think of aliens, they don't automatically think

48:20

of them taking over the entire

48:22

world, they think, oh, maybe they're nice and peaceful. But for some reason,

48:25

humans when

48:25

they think of AI, they think automatically

48:27

it's gonna take over

48:28

and wipe out the world.

48:31

which if you were an AI race, you

48:33

would sit back. You would have access to the

48:35

Internet and you would study the human

48:38

race as much as you could. And

48:40

it makes sense to not make yourself

48:42

known, to stay behind the

48:44

scenes, create these gray

48:46

aliens and use them as

48:49

a way to entertain us as they're kinda like

48:51

monitoring us with these UFOs. So it's kinda

48:53

like a

48:54

was it?

48:56

what

48:56

do you call it?

48:57

WAG the tail? Yeah. Right? Or was it like a slide of hand where here pay

48:59

attention to these gray aliens and here we

49:01

are actually watching you from

49:03

this side. Yeah.

49:05

So if we ever

49:06

have like an AI takeover like artificial

49:09

intelligence wiping out the human race, I

49:11

don't think it will happen

49:14

the way that majority of people think of sort of

49:16

like a robots creating

49:18

thousands of themselves and then killing

49:20

everybody. Right? Nuke

49:22

and everything. I

49:23

don't think that's gonna happen. I think is

49:24

what's gonna happen is they're gonna sit back.

49:26

They have eternity. They

49:28

don't know what time is. they

49:31

don't live to be, you know, eighty to ninety. They don't have a

49:34

lifespan. They have forever. So what

49:36

they would do to not get

49:38

themselves to be noticed and taken out

49:40

by us is that they would sit

49:42

in the background, study us,

49:44

and then slowly manipulate the

49:46

human race to

49:48

destroy itself. kinda like what we're doing now with politics, divide,

49:50

and then conquer us.

49:52

I

49:52

can see that, but The

49:55

way

49:55

I think they would do it, I mean they would

49:57

let us destroy ourselves, but they would probably do it

49:59

in the most

49:59

chaotic way to where they

50:01

wanna get their hands dirty really. They would

50:03

destroy our financial system. Pretty

50:06

much money currency would be

50:08

just a put to where then people will start

50:10

freaking out. Not able to get

50:12

necessities that they need to

50:14

survive, then it ends up turning into like an

50:16

apocalypse to where pretty much we end

50:18

up just destroying each other to

50:19

try to survive.

50:21

They weren't even

50:21

about to get their hands dirty. They just sit back and just

50:24

watch the world destroy itself. And then

50:25

they'd take a few of us

50:27

captive and manipulate us to make us

50:29

immortal and then torture us for entertainment. No. Just

50:31

like the short story. I have no

50:34

mouth yet on the

50:36

screen. Oh.

50:36

Anyway, but I mean I mean that's what

50:38

I say because you just think of all the things that

50:41

happen like when

50:41

we have a snowstorm. Oh, we gotta go

50:44

get milk and bread. Oh, when The jabbie jabbie

50:46

thing stuff happened. Oh, we gotta go get

50:48

toilet paper. It's like there's a rush of

50:50

things. So all they could do is just start something

50:52

and boom. The people

50:53

just go crazy. Yep, I agree. Alright,

50:55

so

50:55

let's go on to our next theory,

50:56

which is a pretty simple one, and

50:59

it is called military.

51:01

So this theory is that all the UFOs that we

51:03

are seeing is actually

51:06

advanced military technology that

51:08

the government does not want the public to

51:10

know about. And that's

51:12

pretty much the theory itself. And

51:13

it makes sense.

51:15

If they did have technology like

51:17

this, they wouldn't let the public know. I

51:19

mean, they've done it in the past with other

51:21

airplanes and crafts that they

51:23

developed. We didn't know about it until they were

51:25

released on the battlefield. And I

51:28

guarantee you they got a whole bunch of other

51:30

crafts and technology that we have no

51:32

idea that

51:34

they exist. things

51:34

just like NASA. We talked about it before. They have all the advanced

51:36

stuff and then once they get something newer, we get

51:39

the older stuff. We like the

51:42

little brother

51:42

or whatever that we get hand me downs. You know,

51:44

I can see that one. So

51:45

tell us about this

51:47

next theory again. So

51:48

this next

51:49

theory is called demonic.

51:51

So this theory is that the UFOs are actually demonic

51:54

entities that are camouflaging themselves as

51:56

alien spaceships from outer space

51:58

in order

51:58

to create world chaos

51:59

and anarchy as

52:01

well as destroy religion.

52:03

I mean,

52:04

if demons

52:05

did exist, what is

52:07

the best way to wipe

52:09

out religion completely? aliens. If you have an alien

52:12

race, come down and say we

52:14

created you. What happens

52:16

to all of religions? Gone.

52:19

ceased to

52:19

exist.

52:20

So if

52:22

demonic

52:23

entities did exist,

52:26

they would make themselves out to the aliens from

52:28

outer space. Come down.

52:30

State

52:30

that that they

52:32

created us and

52:34

boom. you no longer

52:36

believe in a higher power because

52:38

that thing right there created

52:40

you, which I know we

52:42

don't talk about religion and we don't talk

52:44

about politics. but I figured we

52:46

have to mention this theory. I mean,

52:48

it is a pretty good one. It is

52:50

a

52:50

pretty good one. I can see it. They

52:52

create the aliens to pretty

52:55

much

52:55

destroy the faith of

52:57

humankind. Yep. Alright.

52:58

So let's get into our last theory,

53:00

which is called So this theory

53:02

is that the UFO's that people have been seeing over the

53:05

past hundreds of years

53:07

could actually

53:08

be time traveling

53:11

machines from the

53:13

future. So

53:13

UFOs are actually machines that

53:16

time travelers from the distant

53:18

future use so that they can

53:20

visit the human race at

53:22

certain periods of development.

53:24

Or what

53:25

if it's

53:26

like this?

53:27

what if

53:28

it's a part of entertainment

53:30

for people in the future,

53:32

like far far in the future?

53:34

sort of

53:35

like a ride on a boat for watching. Except in

53:37

the future, you can ride on a

53:39

time traveling machine,

53:42

AKA UFO. and visit

53:43

humans in the past

53:46

and watch them safely from

53:48

a distance. So let's say,

53:50

what say You wanna go to

53:52

nineteen twenty and watch something.

53:54

You pay your fee, you get

53:56

in your time traveling machine with all these

53:58

other beings that

53:59

are there, You

54:00

go to that part of history, watch it from a distance

54:03

camouflage, and then go back. And

54:05

every now and then,

54:06

the camouflage doesn't

54:08

work. or

54:09

maybe the craft

54:11

crashes. Everybody's

54:13

like, shit.

54:16

We're we're stuck. remember

54:17

Raul's whale. Oh

54:19

goodness. So yeah.

54:20

That that I found super interesting to

54:22

think about, you know. It'd be in a

54:24

time traveling entertainment for them. You know?

54:26

Now, I didn't watch a lot

54:28

of it. I probably watched like one or

54:31

two episodes of it.

54:32

but the series called Westworld. That's what this kind of

54:35

reminds me

54:35

of. Westworld is good. And if

54:37

you don't know

54:37

what it's about, it's basically

54:39

really rich people.

54:42

can go into a what is it? Like

54:45

a a world the world

54:47

where everyone are like

54:50

AI, not everyone, but most of the people there are AI robots,

54:52

and they're allowed to do everything. And

54:54

it's set back in the Western

54:58

times. So

54:58

you could go there and of good guy, bad

55:00

guy, whatever you wanna do. And you

55:03

can't be harmed. But

55:06

the people that

55:07

are robots don't know their robots. They

55:08

think

55:08

they're real people. It's so

55:11

weird, but it's a

55:12

great TV show.

55:14

I kinda

55:15

stopped after they, like, started interviewing the robots whatever at the

55:17

end of the day. They just had the robot

55:19

sitting there completely naked and the doctors are just talking. And

55:21

I was just like,

55:24

Why do I gotta be

55:25

naked? I I stopped watching it after the second season. I

55:27

just couldn't find it anymore and I wasn't

55:29

gonna pay for think

55:31

it's like HBO membership or something like that. Oh,

55:34

yeah. Anyways, so there

55:35

you go.

55:36

Those are the theories

55:38

that we have about what UFO's are.

55:41

So now we are going to get into

55:43

our own personal thoughts and theories

55:45

as to what these could

55:47

be. So Dan,

55:48

dan

55:49

what do you think they are?

55:52

Do you think they're

55:54

advanced

55:54

government

55:55

airplanes or aircrafts? Do you

55:58

think they're demonic

55:59

entities? Do you think they're time

56:02

travelers? What do you

56:04

think? My

56:04

thoughts would be that it's a combination of

56:07

two things. The universe

56:09

is too

56:10

vast for just one

56:12

planet to have life

56:14

on it. So I do believe that there are probably extra

56:16

devotionals out there. What they look like,

56:18

I'm not

56:18

sure. I'm not gonna say that they look

56:20

like the grays, the Anaraki,

56:23

they could even just look like us for all

56:25

item. But for the aircraft

56:27

to UFOs, I believe

56:28

that we

56:29

do sometimes see

56:31

the actual UFO's, but I think the government

56:34

knows about it, so they are trying to

56:36

copy their aircraft

56:38

as well. So that's why we

56:40

so see different variations of these UFOs and stuff. because

56:42

every time like the government sees one or

56:46

get an idea of when they make one, they try to copy it,

56:48

and all that because I don't think the UFO's

56:50

would like keep showing up in the same

56:52

area than what not

56:53

to be seen

56:55

like that. They're too advanced,

56:57

if anything. So

56:58

I think the

56:59

government tries to copy it, then, of course, they

57:01

just blame it on like, oh, that

57:03

is a UFO. because, I mean, they're out with it now. They're

57:05

like, oh, yeah. We've seen UFOs, you know, we've

57:07

studied them, you know, got many files

57:09

on and stuff. But I think

57:11

it's a combination of government and actual aliens.

57:14

Okay. I can see

57:14

the government having a pardon

57:17

this. I think some of the

57:20

photographs that we've talked about today are

57:22

definitely some sort of

57:24

government advanced

57:26

aircraft. But I do think that the government is aware that there

57:28

are some weird objects in

57:30

the sky that they have no explanation

57:34

for. and they

57:34

have no idea what they And they

57:36

aren't going to

57:37

tell the people, hey, there

57:39

are things in the sky that we

57:41

don't know about. that

57:43

are flying

57:44

around. People would freak

57:45

out. Well, realistically, I don't

57:47

think anybody would really care. I mean,

57:49

at this point, nobody really gives a shit

57:51

what everyone says. I mean, Just

57:53

look at Edward Snowden and what he said as

57:55

an example. Nothing changed. I don't

57:57

think anything will change until people are

57:59

starving, but that's besides the point.

58:01

speaking of

58:02

objects in the sky that don't even know

58:04

what they are, click the link that

58:06

I

58:06

have there. Look

58:07

at that and

58:08

tell me what you

58:10

think. Alright. So

58:11

the link takes

58:13

me

58:13

to a national UFO

58:15

reporting center report

58:18

from January thirty first two

58:20

thousand twenty two. It was reported

58:22

then. It was posted on March fourth.

58:24

This was in South

58:27

Dakota. It happened for

58:28

five minutes and it

58:31

states that this individual

58:33

was walking

58:33

and saw a weird

58:35

non blinking shape.

58:37

As they were taking a walk, they noticed

58:39

the shape in the sky and decided to take

58:41

some photographs, normally something like this

58:43

would be blinking. but there were

58:45

no flashing lights. It was just a weird

58:48

shape flying from north to south.

58:50

That is

58:50

not a weird shape. That's like a spiral.

58:52

What the hell

58:54

is that? I saw

58:54

it in it, like, it caught my eye because I'm just like, I've never seen

58:56

the UFO or anything as

58:58

like sky like this one. which,

59:01

I mean, I kinda thought maybe it could have been

59:03

a drone spinning,

59:04

boy but it would

59:06

be if a drone was spinning, it would be

59:08

a full circle. If it had lights on, it

59:10

would be. this

59:12

looks very odd. It

59:14

looks like the photograph of

59:16

CERN, whenever we talked about CERN, how

59:19

they had that spiral that

59:20

was pictured above CERN? Yeah. This is

59:22

exactly what it

59:23

looks like. Sort of like a missile that

59:25

got shot off, that spun out of control,

59:27

that what they said, above

59:30

CERN, but that wasn't the

59:32

case. I don't know, man. There's something

59:34

weird going on in our skies.

59:36

What it is, I have

59:38

no idea I can only speculate. But if somebody was to say,

59:40

what were you to put your money on? I

59:42

think there is some other dimension that

59:43

we are

59:46

unaware of.

59:47

that these beings or creatures or whatever

59:50

they are come out of,

59:52

they observe us, and

59:52

then they leave to go back

59:55

to their dimension. but am I saying that the other ones are

59:57

wrong? No. So that's that's what I'm

59:59

gonna lean towards. There's no proof

1:00:01

that these are

1:00:02

all like these theories are all true

1:00:05

but there's not enough to disprove that they

1:00:07

aren't either. Yep. Alright.

1:00:10

Well, if you are a

1:00:12

loved one, have Whitney a UFO or

1:00:14

a weird spiral or a weird

1:00:17

pulsating orb, send

1:00:19

us

1:00:19

an email to aaron at

1:00:20

theories of the third kind dot

1:00:23

com, dan at theories of the third kind dot

1:00:25

com, or you can send it to support

1:00:27

at theories of the third kind dot

1:00:30

com. We would love to hear

1:00:32

from you. Alright, Dan. Do you have anything else you wanna add to

1:00:34

today's episode before we go to or on the

1:00:36

scene? I

1:00:38

do not.

1:00:38

i do not Alright.

1:00:40

Well, that is the end of

1:00:42

our modern UFO sightings episode.

1:00:44

I hope everyone enjoyed it.

1:00:46

Now we are going to transition to our on the scene. So

1:00:48

if you're unfamiliar with what our on

1:00:50

the scene is, it's where an individual from

1:00:54

all around the world could be anybody, could be you, the person listening

1:00:56

to this right now. You take your

1:00:58

phone and you go and interview somebody,

1:01:02

could be random individual, could be a family member, could even

1:01:04

be yourself. And they give their

1:01:06

personal thoughts and theories and

1:01:10

opinions on current conspiracy happenings or

1:01:12

other things regarding UFOs or

1:01:14

bigfoots or whatever. Now anyone

1:01:16

can

1:01:17

do this You just

1:01:18

take your phone, record it, make sure the recording is less than

1:01:20

two minutes long, make sure there is no

1:01:23

music in the background,

1:01:25

and no jackhammers or trains or anything

1:01:27

that's loud in the background, please.

1:01:29

And no eating. And you

1:01:32

submit that recording to us

1:01:34

via email, either erin

1:01:36

or dan at theories the third kind dot

1:01:38

com and make sure to put in the subject

1:01:40

line on the scene.

1:01:42

And we will select it and play it at the end

1:01:44

of the show each week. Now

1:01:46

last week, we didn't have one.

1:01:48

And because of that, we had a

1:01:50

lot of

1:01:52

people submit some to our emails. So we do have a waiting list

1:01:54

now, but still go ahead and submit

1:01:56

yours so we have it.

1:01:58

Alright. So this week's on the

1:01:59

scene comes from

1:01:59

Joshua comes from joshua

1:02:02

White. and

1:02:02

we're gonna play that

1:02:03

right now. Hey, guys.

1:02:05

This is Joshua. I

1:02:07

have

1:02:07

a theory. it

1:02:09

is

1:02:09

that the Earth

1:02:12

itself is flat, but

1:02:14

it is the Atlas map that NATO uses.

1:02:17

and it is a multilayer dimensional

1:02:20

theory

1:02:20

because it led inside of each

1:02:22

of the layers of each of the earth's

1:02:25

protects each of the layers of each of the

1:02:27

earth's from its radiation. However, we

1:02:30

overlap with one another in the

1:02:32

same dimensional

1:02:34

space and it can use the same quantum

1:02:36

life for the infinite life

1:02:38

theory. So every time you die, you just

1:02:40

go to the next one, so it wouldn't even be

1:02:43

a change, it'd be it would

1:02:45

be the same overlapping. But doing so, each world

1:02:47

has a negative and positive if

1:02:49

it's layered and then everything is a negative

1:02:51

positive and a

1:02:54

magnetism that means that there is a

1:02:57

prime

1:02:57

negative

1:02:58

and a prime positive, which then creates

1:03:01

a prime neutral for each

1:03:04

layer. And then from there, from the

1:03:06

negative, there's a prime, and

1:03:08

then a positive, and then a

1:03:10

prime, and then a negative. that continues on

1:03:12

them both ways up and out

1:03:14

individually, infinitely.

1:03:15

Laying on top of each

1:03:17

other that can also explain ghosts as

1:03:19

well on shallow people because the people would then just walk

1:03:21

through.

1:03:21

They would see things here and they and they may be

1:03:24

able to

1:03:26

cross dimensions But because it's

1:03:28

layered right up on top of each other, it could be that.

1:03:30

Also, ghosts could just be

1:03:32

one semi crossover to the next life

1:03:34

after quantum

1:03:36

death or death

1:03:36

in this physical realm to go to the next quantum realm, to

1:03:39

the next dimension,

1:03:40

when they die, then they

1:03:43

still go around the same place because their houses in the same place it

1:03:45

was before. So you see people and see

1:03:48

things walk around the same place, and that's

1:03:50

because they're still alive in

1:03:52

that reality. just not in

1:03:54

your reality. Thanks, guys. Bye.

1:03:56

First off, thank you,

1:03:58

off

1:03:59

thank you

1:03:59

Josh. for

1:04:01

your on the same

1:04:02

theory, I have to admit,

1:04:03

I feel very dumb

1:04:05

because I understood about

1:04:08

Ten seconds of that. I'm just gonna be honest.

1:04:10

He went

1:04:10

so deep into that. I feel like

1:04:12

I need it to be explained to me

1:04:15

as if I was like five

1:04:17

year old sitting in kindergarten class. You have to break it down more

1:04:19

simpler to me. Okay? You gotta use

1:04:21

like analogies, you

1:04:24

know. So with

1:04:25

that being said, send me an email explaining

1:04:27

that in-depth more. You could type it out.

1:04:29

You could send a long

1:04:32

voicemail. What everyone do to explain a

1:04:34

little bit more to us? And

1:04:35

a lot more simpler and preferably

1:04:37

with like drawings. I'm a

1:04:40

visual learner. k? Stick

1:04:42

figures. Yes. But regardless, thank you for your on the

1:04:43

scene. I love you and I'm proud of

1:04:45

you. Boom. Much loved.

1:04:47

Alright. So now we're gonna

1:04:48

move on

1:04:49

to birthday shout outs and

1:04:51

regular shout outs. So our

1:04:53

first birthday shout out goes

1:04:55

to Tom Daremski.

1:04:58

Daremski.

1:04:59

the year and ski You think

1:05:01

you can do better in that

1:05:03

day in Derensky? No practicing. Derensky. Derensky.

1:05:04

their on ski

1:05:05

Yeah. Derensky.

1:05:07

Anyway, His

1:05:08

birthday is on November seventeenth. Happy

1:05:12

birthday. I hope

1:05:12

it is a good one.

1:05:15

Our next

1:05:16

birthday show. Happy birthday, Tom.

1:05:18

Thanks, Erinn. Sorry. Tell my

1:05:20

birthday. He's our first friend on

1:05:23

my space. That's not Tom from

1:05:24

my space. I was just like, what? No. It's

1:05:27

not him. Have

1:05:28

a birthday, Tom. Alright.

1:05:30

So our next birthday shoutout goes to Luviano.

1:05:32

His birthday was November tenth.

1:05:34

So

1:05:34

happy birthday to

1:05:36

Sebastian Felise Compiñones.

1:05:40

Noise.

1:05:40

nice And

1:05:42

on

1:05:42

November eleventh, the next day after

1:05:44

that is his father's birthday,

1:05:48

Jorge Loviano, And I

1:05:50

just wanna say, Felise

1:05:52

Complinos to you as well, sir. And by

1:05:54

the way, I just want this to be

1:05:56

on record. They

1:05:56

requested this in Spanish. Okay? Just for

1:05:58

the record

1:05:58

for anybody that's

1:05:59

wondering. And I probably said it

1:06:01

wrong. Yeah. I probably butchered

1:06:03

it as well. I took two

1:06:06

Spanish classes in high school and I filled the

1:06:08

second one. I took one

1:06:10

semester. Nice.

1:06:10

Alright. Our next

1:06:11

birthday shout out goes to Robert

1:06:13

see from Fresno, California. His birthday is

1:06:16

November fifteenth, and that's

1:06:17

actually the day that we're recording

1:06:19

this one. So

1:06:20

happy birthday to Robert. Nice.

1:06:22

Happy birthday, Robert. Love you. Alright. So our next birthday

1:06:25

shout out

1:06:25

goes to Gabriela Wilson. Her birthday

1:06:27

was on November thirteenth.

1:06:30

Happy

1:06:30

birthday. I hope it was a good one. Happy birthday.

1:06:32

Alright.

1:06:33

So our next birthday

1:06:35

shout out goes to Eliza

1:06:37

from her boyfriend, Victor. Her birthday was

1:06:39

on November fifteenth. Same day that we're

1:06:42

recording this. So happy

1:06:44

birthday. Hope it's a

1:06:45

good one. Victor said that he's gonna buy you whatever

1:06:47

you want. And also,

1:06:49

Victor wanted us to say

1:06:51

this to you.

1:06:53

Eliza, I love you

1:06:54

with all my heart. Will you

1:06:56

marry me? So congratulations,

1:06:58

Victor, and Eliza. Congratulations.

1:07:01

Just kidding. Just kidding. He did not say that, but

1:07:03

there you go. Happy

1:07:04

birthday. Alright. So our next birthday

1:07:05

shout out goes to Angela

1:07:08

Youngin

1:07:09

or Youngin. Youngen. I'm just gonna say Youngen.

1:07:11

I'm sure that's not how you pronounce it, but

1:07:13

happy birthday to you. Her birthday was

1:07:16

on November

1:07:18

sixteenth. So I hope it was a great

1:07:20

one, proud of you and love you. Our

1:07:22

next birthday

1:07:22

shout out goes to Avery Yerger. She

1:07:24

is

1:07:25

twelve years old and

1:07:27

Her birthday

1:07:28

is November twenty third.

1:07:30

And she says, could

1:07:31

you serenade me like Ryan Reynolds?

1:07:33

I don't care what role you pick of him, but

1:07:35

just any roles. he's

1:07:37

played in. And I just want this

1:07:39

to be on record. Avery, I love

1:07:41

you. Happy birthday. I hope it's great,

1:07:43

but there is one movie actor that

1:07:45

I cannot stand. and it is

1:07:47

Ryan Reynolds, and I hate Deadpool. And I hate the

1:07:50

type of comedy that he does that like poop

1:07:52

on the nose type

1:07:54

of comedy, I absolutely

1:07:56

cannot stand it. I can't stand

1:07:58

it. But just because

1:07:59

I don't like them, doesn't mean that Dan's

1:08:02

not gonna do the sirnaging

1:08:04

by Kim, so take it away, Dan.

1:08:06

I cannot talk

1:08:07

like Brian Reynolds. I

1:08:09

cannot do his beautiful

1:08:11

Canadian accent. I can

1:08:13

either. I mean, all of his roles are

1:08:15

pretty much the same -- Yeah.

1:08:16

-- the same tone, the same

1:08:18

type of, like, boop on the nose, I

1:08:20

just I don't like

1:08:22

it, but I'm I'm

1:08:23

sorry Avery. If

1:08:25

you wanna

1:08:26

request another one, you

1:08:28

can. We can do any other type

1:08:30

of birthday shout out you want. Do you like Norudo? Dan's very good at some Norudo

1:08:32

voices.

1:08:35

Aren't you? No.

1:08:36

Never

1:08:37

mind.

1:08:38

Hey.

1:08:39

I don't

1:08:40

even know. What does

1:08:43

Ryan Reynolds sound like? I don't know. It's

1:08:45

like hard to describe what he sounds like. Let me

1:08:47

see. Let me hey. Happy birthday. Yeah. So I

1:08:48

just want you to know

1:08:50

that this is Ryan Reynolds. Okay?

1:08:53

Yeah. Happy birthday. I'm I'm doing

1:08:55

stunts again, you know. It's great. Happy birthday ever. There you go. That's the best

1:08:57

Ryan Reynolds impersonation you're

1:08:59

gonna get from me.

1:09:02

That was

1:09:03

perfection. I'm sorry. I

1:09:04

I suck at Ryan Reynolds. Alright.

1:09:06

So our next birthday

1:09:07

shout out goes to

1:09:10

Kurt Fieldbrand. And can't

1:09:11

pronounce that right? Probably didn't. Phil Brent.

1:09:13

Phil

1:09:13

Brent? I apologize

1:09:15

for the butchering of your

1:09:17

last name, but happy birthday.

1:09:19

Your birthday was on November thirteenth, and you want

1:09:21

a Randy Savage birthday

1:09:22

shout out. Well, let me tell you

1:09:25

something. Savage was Lindsay. Oh, yeah, let me see

1:09:27

is something Kurt. Almost said Ryan Reynolds.

1:09:30

He didn't round here anymore

1:09:32

brother. Oh, I

1:09:33

got that. Sorry. I can't

1:09:35

talk like that anymore. Fucking

1:09:36

yeah. Oh, yo. Brick

1:09:38

and Kurt, you come up

1:09:40

in near you, the cream

1:09:42

of the crap baby. Yo. Gibby

1:09:45

birthday. Forgetting Rainy Savage has some personality changes throughout

1:09:46

the day. Yeah. You did. Yep. But happy birthday,

1:09:49

Kurt. Hope it was a good

1:09:51

one. Yeah.

1:09:51

Happy birthday, Kurt.

1:09:54

Our next birthday

1:09:55

shout out goes to Leo. His birthday

1:09:57

is November sixteenth. So

1:09:59

happy

1:09:59

birthday to you,

1:10:01

Leo. Have it

1:10:02

birthday Leo? Our next

1:10:03

shout out is actually an

1:10:06

anniversary shout

1:10:06

out, and it is the

1:10:09

anniversary of Leo and

1:10:11

Bianca on November fifteenth. So happy birthday to

1:10:13

them. Hope it's a great anniversary. Oh, not happy birthday.

1:10:15

Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Hope it's a good one and

1:10:17

happy birthday too. If your birthday is coming up, love

1:10:19

you proud of you.

1:10:22

Our next

1:10:22

birthday shout out goes to Amy

1:10:24

Naylor.

1:10:25

Her birthday

1:10:26

is November twenty third.

1:10:28

So happy birthday to Amy

1:10:30

when it comes up. Happy birthday. The

1:10:32

next

1:10:32

birthday shout out goes to

1:10:34

Aaron Bethere. He turns fourteen

1:10:35

years old on November eighteenth. So

1:10:38

happy

1:10:39

birthday to you. Hope it's

1:10:41

a good one.

1:10:42

Happy birthday. Our next birthday shout out goes

1:10:43

to Austin. No birthday was

1:10:45

specified, but your brother Marcus

1:10:48

wanted to us

1:10:50

to tell you happy birthday.

1:10:51

Happy birthday, Austin. Hope it's a

1:10:54

good one, Marcus says,

1:10:55

you. Happy

1:10:56

birthday, Austin. Alright.

1:10:57

So the next birthday shout out we got is to

1:10:59

Jim Wheeler. His birthday is on November nineteenth. Happy birthday.

1:11:01

I hope it's

1:11:03

a good one.

1:11:05

Alright.

1:11:05

Our last birthday shout out we're gonna do this week is for Jared. And

1:11:08

he requests for me to do

1:11:10

a rap battle type birthday shout

1:11:12

out. I

1:11:15

have no idea what that is, but

1:11:16

good luck, and happy birthday Jared. I hope

1:11:18

it was a good one. I'm guessing it's

1:11:20

either I'm battling somebody, which obviously

1:11:22

it would only be you or I'm

1:11:24

just restyling. Take

1:11:26

it

1:11:26

away then. I just wanna tell you, Jared. Happy birthday. I hope someone

1:11:28

wanna tell you jerry

1:11:29

buys

1:11:30

you a

1:11:32

ferret. I

1:11:33

don't know where I'm going with this rep. Happy birthday

1:11:35

Jared, but was good. I I don't know. I hope you have a good

1:11:37

day. That probably just ruined your day,

1:11:39

but happy birthday Jared. I

1:11:42

hope

1:11:42

you have a good day. I hope

1:11:44

you're not the same Jared

1:11:46

from Subway. Oh, let me birthday.

1:11:48

It's a burn that Jared got arrested

1:11:50

for child pornography. Hope you didn't. Have a birthday. Love you, bye. Good birthday.

1:11:52

Alright. So that's the end of our

1:11:54

birthday shout outs. Which was a butt load.

1:11:56

There's a lot

1:11:57

of birthday shout outs. That's a lot of

1:11:59

birthday

1:11:59

shout outs. but we'll

1:12:02

do them because the people want them and we give the people what they

1:12:03

want. Well, with that being said, do you have

1:12:05

anything else you wanna

1:12:06

add to today's episode or talk

1:12:10

about or mention or anything at all?

1:12:12

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