You are to division four mixed division inner city lunch time touch football what Federer is to tennis. You. Are. Beautiful.

This weird but fun (!) episode takes place on the touch football field. It's not easy staying down to earth when you're so divinely gifted. 

Come back in two weeks for an episode about clouds!  

Thanks as always to Helen Wolfenden and Nic Lelli (@nicsketches)for their help making the show.

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