Sometimes technology refuses to comply. The internet is slow, printers do no print, and the car bluetooth shits itself under pressure. When the CD's are bad, the only alternative is to, oh god, listen to, jeez, you've gotta listen to, I can't even say it, ugh, the radio. This is what it sounds like. Swear to god. 

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