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The knights lie face down on
0:34
the floor of the church as the choir
0:36
begins to sing.
0:41
Winter has barely gone and
0:44
the stone pressing into their faces is hard
0:46
and cold.
0:48
But the knights don't get up. They
0:52
shiver as they listen to the solemn,
0:54
clear voices of the singing churchmen
0:57
running through psalms and hymns.
1:03
As the singing reaches a crescendo, the
1:05
knights now hear the slow,
1:07
steady footsteps of a bishop
1:10
and a bevy of priests pacing
1:12
around them. They
1:15
smell the rich, sickly scent
1:17
of swinging incense burners and
1:20
feel the cool spray of holy water
1:22
being sprinkled around them. They
1:27
listen as the bishop calls out for God
1:29
to preserve them all from diabolical
1:32
attack and enemy ambushes. Should
1:35
the knights get unlucky, the priests
1:38
ask that they shall be granted a smooth path towards heaven. Then the moment
1:40
finally comes that they can pry themselves from the icy floor and approach
1:45
the
1:47
bishop himself. They
1:52
all look at one another and pray. The
1:58
bishop is not able to hear
1:59
them. They all promise to serve the church
2:01
with their bodies and their souls,
2:05
to join an army of the faithful and
2:07
fight for a year against the
2:09
enemies of Christ. The
2:13
bishop gives them each a little white cross
2:15
to sew on their clothes. They've
2:18
all now sworn to become crusaders.
2:25
This in itself isn't so
2:27
unusual. The holy wars
2:30
in the kingdom of Jerusalem are still raging,
2:33
and Pope Innocent III wants all
2:35
hands on deck. What
2:38
is unusual is exactly who
2:40
is among this group of newly pledged
2:43
holy warriors. There's someone
2:45
here who really hasn't been serving
2:47
the church too well for most
2:49
of his life. He's
2:51
not a knight. He's
2:53
a king. King John
2:56
of England, the Plantagenet ruler
2:58
who's ridden roughshod over every
3:01
one of the Ten Commandments he can remember.
3:05
Who was, until recently, excommunicated
3:08
from the church by order of that same
3:10
Pope Innocent III. John
3:13
is one of the least likely crusaders
3:15
it's possible to imagine, but
3:18
here he is, wiping the dust from
3:20
his shirt and telling the Bishop of London that
3:22
he's going to catch the next easy jet to Crusaderville
3:25
and give the infidel a piece of his mind.
3:31
The date of King John's cross-taking
3:33
ceremony is March 4th, 1215.
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In the Christian calendar, that's Ash
3:40
Wednesday, the first day of Lent. It's
3:43
a day John's picks carefully.
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Lent is a season of penitence, of
3:48
saying sorry, of atoning for your sins.
3:53
Is this John finally admitting
3:55
what a low-down dirty scoundrel
3:57
he's been all his life, and seeing the
3:59
error of his life? of his ways? Is
4:01
he going on crusade because he suddenly
4:04
developed an intense fear of damnation
4:06
for his misdeeds? Or,
4:09
John being John, is there some
4:11
other secret agenda? Well,
4:14
if you've been listening this long, I reckon
4:17
you'll have your suspicions,
4:19
and rightly so.
4:21
John's talking the talk. He's even
4:24
making a show of walking the walk, converting
4:26
what little cash he has left into the
4:28
international currency of gold, and
4:30
ordering ships to be kitted out for a long
4:33
trip. But he's not
4:35
doing it because he loves God and yearns
4:37
to see Jerusalem liberated. He's
4:40
doing it because he's a desperate
4:42
man, under attack from
4:45
almost every side, and
4:47
starting to run out of options.
4:52
Seven months ago, John's allies fought
4:54
a decisive battle at Bovine. John
4:57
staked his political future and
4:59
a vast sum of cash on
5:01
winning. He lost.
5:05
Now in England, his barons, fed
5:08
up with being bullied and extorted,
5:10
are on the brink of rebellion. John's
5:13
taking the cross, helping the church
5:16
will protect him from the oncoming
5:18
storm. He'd better hope
5:20
he's right. Otherwise,
5:23
he's a dead man walking. I'm
5:31
Dan Jones, and from Sony Music Entertainment,
5:34
this is History, a dynasty
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to die for season three. Episode
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nine, the Army
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of God. I
6:03
don't think it's easy to feel sorry
6:06
for King John. Even so,
6:08
you have to admit that what happened at Bovine
6:11
in the summer of 1214 was
6:13
a kick in the teeth. He
6:15
was so close to turning his
6:17
whole reign around. In 1213 he'd
6:21
sorted things out with Innocent III. He'd built
6:23
up a handsomely paid network of allies,
6:26
including his nephew, the Emperor Otto.
6:29
He'd had another great win just before
6:31
Bovine when William Longsword
6:33
had led that triumphant raid on Philip
6:36
Augustus' navy. He'd
6:38
finally made it over to France with
6:41
his army, which he'd failed to do so
6:43
many times before. And
6:45
then Bovine itself was a
6:48
really close-run thing. Otto
6:51
was within a whisker of capturing,
6:53
maybe even killing, Philip Augustus
6:56
before the tide of the battle turned. So
6:59
all in all, it was really hard
7:01
luck. Then
7:03
again, like they say, you
7:05
get the luck you deserve, and like
7:07
they also say, what goes around
7:10
comes around. One
7:12
thing's certain. After Bovine,
7:15
trouble comes hurtling John's way.
7:19
Or, in the words of William Marshall's official
7:21
biography, after Bovine, began
7:24
the war, the strife and criminal
7:27
conflict between the king and the barons.
7:31
As we've heard, John is no stranger to
7:33
conflict and strife with his barons.
7:36
He's been taxing them, meddling in their
7:38
business as a stay-at-home king, and
7:40
asking them to ride to war for places
7:43
in France they don't really care
7:45
about. And there was the
7:47
highly unpleasant business with the Brouw's
7:49
family. There
7:51
were whispers of a conspiracy from the barons
7:54
to murder John and his family, which
7:56
caused him to halt his invasion of Ireland.
8:00
But that's nothing compared to what comes
8:02
next. It
8:06
begins in earnest in January 1215, two
8:09
months before John makes
8:11
his crusading vow.
8:13
It's at this point that he makes his first
8:15
serious move to smoke out his enemies
8:18
among the barons, whose smart
8:20
observers think are readying themselves
8:22
to launch a coup against him. Two
8:26
ringleaders have already broken cover,
8:29
Robert Fitzwalter and Eustace Deveschi.
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It's said they're extra mad because
8:34
John tried to seduce their wives and
8:36
daughters. True
8:39
or not, both of them have fled
8:41
England, more or less an admission
8:43
that they are plotting something serious. So
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in January 1215, John
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invites a dozen or so of his most
8:52
senior barons and bishops to come
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to London and tell him to his face
8:56
what their problem is. He
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meets them at the English headquarters
9:05
of the Knights Templar, a massive
9:07
fortified compound just outside
9:09
London's walls, kitted out with
9:12
a stunning, round church, a
9:14
tournament ground and a lot of Templar
9:16
Knights, who have a reputation as
9:19
being the toughest in the world.
9:22
That itself is a sign of just how
9:24
worried John is. The
9:27
barons arrive in a bullish mood. They've
9:30
already been holding meetings of their own, and
9:33
they're being advised by Stephen Langton,
9:36
the Archbishop of Canterbury foisted on
9:38
John by Pope Innocent III. Langton
9:41
is playing peacemaker, but he leans
9:44
more to the rebels' point of view than the kings.
9:48
Seeing as John nearly gave up his immortal
9:50
soul to stop Langton getting the job
9:52
of Archbishop, that's hardly surprising.
9:57
Langtons advise the barons that if they
9:59
want to hold John to account, they
10:01
need a proper list of demands to place
10:04
before him. What might that
10:06
look like?
10:07
Well,
10:08
he's gone rooting around in the history books
10:10
and found a document that
10:12
was issued by John's great-grandfather,
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Henry I.
10:18
When Henry came to the English throne in 1100, he'd
10:21
drawn up a charter, a document
10:23
granting a list of rights and privileges
10:26
to his subjects. Henry
10:28
had basically promised not to hammer
10:30
his barons with new-fangled taxes,
10:33
to write off debts to the Crown and
10:36
to abolish evil customs, whatever
10:38
those might be. Langton
10:41
recommends the barons try to get something
10:43
like this out of John, so when
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they arrive at the temple in January 1215,
10:50
that's what they ask for. The
10:52
trouble is, John isn't interested.
10:55
His back may be up against the wall,
10:58
but there's no way he's going to sign up to anything
11:01
that will prevent him from raising taxes
11:03
and governing the way he wants to. That
11:06
may sound pigheaded, but after
11:09
Bousvene, John is financially
11:11
in a double bind. He
11:13
agreed a peace deal with Philip Augustus
11:16
to avoid losing even more than he already
11:18
had, but Philip had
11:20
made him agree to pay 60,000 quid
11:23
for the privilege. That's
11:26
a debt John has to service if
11:28
he doesn't want very bad things
11:30
to happen. He needs
11:32
to start raking in more cash
11:35
soon, so he can't
11:37
and won't agree to the barons' demands
11:39
at the temple. He tells them
11:41
very vaguely that he's not going to agree
11:44
to this nonsense, that he needs time
11:46
to think, and that he'll come
11:48
back to them at Easter. The
11:51
meeting breaks up, with tempers
11:53
flaring. It
11:56
doesn't take a political genius to
11:58
work out that if there's no... peaceful settlement
12:01
on the table, John's English barons
12:04
are going to start kicking off. A
12:07
civil war could well be on the cards,
12:09
if John isn't prepared to play nice with his
12:11
barons, then he's going to have to
12:13
protect himself some other way. And
12:17
he only has until Easter to figure
12:19
out what that might be. Which
12:22
is why John decides to make those crusading
12:25
vows. It's an attempt
12:27
to get Pope Innocent on his side. At
12:31
the same time, he's also got builders
12:33
and engineers working on his most
12:36
important castles, improving
12:38
their defences. Down
12:40
at Cawth in Dorset, they're enlarging
12:43
the moat. In the Tower of London,
12:45
new defences are being erected. And
12:49
John's trying to use what little cash
12:51
is in his exhausted treasury to
12:53
hire foreign mercenaries to come to
12:56
England, in case he really does
12:58
need an army to save his bacon. None
13:03
of this looks like the actions of a king who's
13:05
really sorry for what he's done, ready
13:07
to own his mistakes and hoping
13:09
to turn over a new leaf. It
13:13
looks much more like a king who's going
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In the last
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days of April 1215, William
15:48
Marshall rides to a tournament field
15:50
near Northampton. This
15:53
is a lovely time of year. Spring
15:55
has sprung. The countryside is
15:57
bursting into life. But
16:01
Marshall hasn't come to admire the scenery.
16:04
He certainly hasn't come to partake in any tournaments.
16:07
He's in his sixties now and those days
16:09
are behind him. He's
16:12
here with Stephen Langton, Archbishop
16:15
of Canterbury, to meet dozens
16:17
of barons and many more knights,
16:19
gathered in full armour. None
16:22
of them are exactly happy to see
16:24
him. Marshall
16:26
is here representing John, and
16:29
that's a problem in itself. Because
16:32
John was supposed to be here in person
16:35
a week ago to meet his angry
16:37
barons, but he never showed
16:39
up. He actually
16:42
received some good news. Innocent
16:45
III heard about his crusading
16:47
vow and sent letters telling
16:49
him that he's got his back 100% in
16:53
any argument John has with his subject.
16:57
If they give him any grief at all, they
16:59
can expect to be excommunicated by
17:02
the church. John
17:04
was pleased as punch with this. So
17:07
instead of travelling to Northampton, like
17:09
he promised, he's lying low at
17:12
Corth Castle, protected by
17:14
the newly deepened moat. He
17:17
sent Marshall to ask why the rebels don't
17:19
chill out a bit and think about whether they
17:21
really want not only to break the
17:23
law, but to have their souls condemned
17:26
to hell along the way. Now
17:29
the fact that Marshall is here representing
17:31
John, not teaming up with his
17:34
unhappy barons, might seem
17:36
surprising given their history. After
17:39
all, Marshall's spent much of John's
17:41
reign in self-imposed exile
17:43
in Ireland. But
17:46
night that he is, Marshall can never
17:48
stay away from the action for long. He
17:51
also can't, or won't, duck
17:54
what he considers his chivalrous duty.
17:58
Marshall reckons loyalty. is the
18:00
highest virtue a man can have. So
18:03
he's agreed to represent John no
18:05
matter how difficult the task. At
18:13
the tournament field, Marshall sees
18:15
for himself just how fed
18:17
up John's less than loyal subjects
18:20
have become. In response
18:22
to John taking his Crusader vows,
18:25
they've set themselves up as a sort of rival
18:27
Crusader organisation. They've
18:30
adopted the name the Army of God,
18:33
and they've elected as their leader the
18:35
mega-wealthy, extremely belligerent
18:37
Baron Robert Fitzwalter. Now
18:40
we've heard that name before. Fitzwalter
18:44
is one of the two barons who fled the
18:46
country when word spread of the
18:48
plot against John. He's
18:51
super aggressive. His official seal
18:53
shows him in full armour on horseback
18:56
about to slay a dragon with his sword. He's
18:59
also fed up with John for
19:01
his arbitrary taxation, his
19:04
tyrannical treatment of other barons, and,
19:07
if the rumour mill has it right, for
19:09
John's gross attempts to seduce
19:11
Fitzwalter's daughter. Marshall
19:14
isn't the kind to be scared of Fitzwalter.
19:17
He's gone toe to toe with plenty of guys
19:19
like this in his career and usually
19:21
come out on top. All
19:24
the same, he's got to be worried
19:26
on John's behalf when Fitzwalter
19:28
tells him what the Army of God wants.
19:32
They've drawn up a draft charter
19:35
which they want John to agree to.
19:37
Historians call it, fairly
19:39
unsexily, the Unknown Charter.
19:42
It's based on the old Coronation
19:45
Charter of Henry I, but it goes way,
19:47
way beyond that. It has
19:50
dozens of conditions. The
19:52
barons want John to swear to protect
19:55
the church, to limit by law the taxes
19:57
he can impose, and to cut down the
19:59
church. the limits of lands defined
20:01
as royal forest, where a special,
20:04
often very harsh code of so-called
20:06
forest law applies. I'll
20:09
tell you what that means in this week's subscriber
20:12
episode. They
20:14
also want John to promise he won't
20:16
make Englishmen fight anywhere overseas,
20:19
except Normandy and Brittany, and
20:22
to swear he won't arrest anyone without
20:24
due process of law, or commit
20:27
any unjust act. That
20:29
last line is almost hilarious.
20:31
John without the unjust act isn't
20:34
really John at all.
20:37
But the Barons are deadly serious. Fitzwalter
20:40
tells Marshall that if John doesn't agree
20:42
to all of this, or something very
20:44
much like it, then they're going to start
20:46
seizing his castles until he does.
20:49
In other words, give
20:51
Fitzwalter and his rebel allies
20:53
complete control of government policy
20:57
or its war. Marshall
21:00
and Langton listen to all this and take
21:02
several deep breaths. Then
21:04
they leave Fitzwalter and the army of God,
21:07
and travel back to Dorset to give
21:09
John the bad news. Not
21:12
surprisingly, John flies
21:15
into a rage.
21:16
Why among these unjust demands did the Barons
21:18
not ask for my kingdom too?
21:20
He rants. Their demands are vain
21:23
and visionary, and are unsupported
21:25
by any plea of reason whatever.
21:28
After quite a lot more neshing of his teeth,
21:31
he says that he will never grant
21:33
such liberties as would render me their
21:35
slave. After
21:37
a while, though, he calms down, and
21:39
says that maybe he'll agree to abolish
21:42
a few evil customs on the advice
21:44
of faithful men. In
21:46
other words, no one involved at the tournament field.
21:50
But that's a very long way from what
21:52
anyone needs to hear. And
21:55
in the end, events overtake John's
21:57
ranting and raving. On
22:01
May 5th, 1215, with John
22:04
still nowhere near Northampton, the
22:06
rebel barons in the army of God lose
22:08
their patience. They
22:11
meet again on the tournament field and
22:13
agree to renounce their obedience to the
22:15
king. They've
22:18
finally gone rogue. Fitzwalter
22:22
sends a messenger to find John and
22:25
tell him what they've decided. But
22:27
if anyone thinks it's going to shock John
22:29
into submission, they're all wrong.
22:33
When he gets the message from the army of God,
22:36
John takes stock for a moment. Then,
22:39
he issues two orders.
22:42
One is
22:45
basically a press relief. A public statement, saying
22:47
how sad he is that things have come to this. That
22:50
this is something the law will have
22:52
to deal with, and that the proper person to accept is wrong.
22:55
The proper person to oversee negotiations
22:58
is the pope.
23:00
The second, far less weaselly
23:02
in its words, is an order to the royal
23:04
sheriffs across the country. He
23:07
commands them to start confiscating all
23:09
the lands, castles and property
23:12
belonging to members of the army of
23:14
God. John's
23:17
talking peace, but in reality,
23:20
England is now at war. It's
23:24
a war that will cost some of its leading
23:27
figures their lives, bring the
23:29
country to the brink of collapse and foreign
23:31
conquest, and
23:34
produce one of the most famous documents
23:36
in world history. Magna
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out how, next time, on
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