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Welcome to This Is Important, a production

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of I Heart Radio, the show where

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we only talk about what is most

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obviously, very crucially important

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today on This Is Important. And

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I was like, I'm gonna ship on the cop

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car. I got my ten thousand

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hours and then come funny

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antal cream pie. I'm

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starting to chunk. I'm sorry starting, I'm

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starting to chunk. Guys. Uh,

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let's go. Yeah,

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cookies, actually, yes, I do. Yes,

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I love

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cookies. I love cookies. So funny,

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and let's talk. Should we talk about God? This episode?

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The whole time, the Big

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Guy up to the Big Guy, God talk?

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Did you find him? Did I find

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him? We're probably gonna do God talk? Thank

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God? Throwing up to the big guy. You know. Should

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we get a shout out and a

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kudos at the end of the episodes,

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a big shout out and a takeaway

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to God? What a baller takeaway?

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Yeah? What are you? What are you taking away? Takeaway

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and kudos? What show are you on?

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Sorry, I'm talking about my other podcast

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called Isn't This Something?

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Isn't that something? Isn't that something that's

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happening in that sound? Were

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like the joke? Is it? Like the most of stuff

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we talk about. Isn't something? It's

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like that something. It

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is pretty funny, clever, little kudos

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for God to the big guy.

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Kudos. What do you guys? Do you think?

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What if God was one of us,

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a slob like one of us, was ab

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like me, like a stranger

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on the bus, trying to find his way home. By damn

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man, I know how to play that on

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the guitar. I can play that. So

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speaking of God. Last week he took

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Gallagher from us. Leo

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Anthony Gallagher Junior, which is

2:12

his full name? Yes, what is it? Leo

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Anthony Gallagher Jr. Was

2:16

his full Leo. Yeah, he's

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saying Leo. Leonardo is his short Leo

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Anthony Gallagher Jr. Was

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his full name. It. I

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don't know, you guys, remember

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what I said. This is why he probably

2:30

got That's why he brought Ninja Turtles

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to us because his name was Leonardo

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Leo. Yeah, he felt it, you

2:38

know what I mean? He founded on himself. Why do

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you his name is Leo, not Leonardo.

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But you can extract Leonardo out

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of that, right Leo.

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Of course, Leo is not a name. It's always

2:50

short for Leonardo, not to

2:52

sort for leon sword

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for all sorts. You're you're saying they're just

2:57

chopping off one letter, they're

2:59

chopping off in is that unheard

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of? I'm trying to think of another name

3:03

that does it. But Kyle, why do you

3:05

say he brought us ninja turtles? What

3:07

is making you say why keep saying that week

3:09

to week? Well, look, Teddy Spencer,

3:12

a friend of the Pod and

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I were we made a movie together

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and during the time that we were just chilling,

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he was doing a lot of research on Gallagher,

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as one does just

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we were going down a Gallagher hole where

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it was like Gallagher Gallagher

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to drama with his brother.

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And then one of the stories that came out was

3:34

that he kicked it with fucking

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Eastman and Laird and was one

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of the first champions of the

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Ninja Turtle film. Okay,

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okay, what does that even mean? That's

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not fucking rocket science? Like, yeah,

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cartoon, It was like, you should do cartoon,

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the fucking hit comic book. He's like,

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what about a movie? Okay, So hold

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up because I see I don't think I have it, but

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I think we need to get answers

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on this. And I apologize I don't have the answer because

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it might have been the Okay, hey, that's all right,

4:07

No, you brought up have the answer? Well, it might

4:09

have been the cartoon. What came first? I don't know.

4:11

I don't know. I quoted on

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Kyle, you know, and I'm sorry

4:16

I did that. Kyle. Yeah, I

4:18

should have known you wouldn't have the answer. Okay,

4:20

it's fine, it's fine, go ahead, you can lay

4:22

into me. The cartoon was first. The cartoon

4:25

was way first. What do you mean first before the movie?

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Yeah? Absolutely. Let's see what Gallagher's

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involvement was. Let's go to seecret dot

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com. Here check this

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out. Let's see here,

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Let's go dot com. He's

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a secret boy seeker. Here.

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Here's the question. It will Ron Gallagher

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his twin brother who Gallagher

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sued. I believe he sued his brother

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correct taking his act

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and going on the road with it. This is

4:53

great drawing. I think he sold him his act

4:56

and then like he kept

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doing it past the there was

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a deal in place. I believe. Go ahead. Okay,

5:02

it's also weird. Yeah, I wish I knew more about

5:05

That's also weird because they looked

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so similar, right, they both looked

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very much. So now is Ron going to go

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back out on the road a

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heartbeat. Is he alive? Yeah,

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I believe so. Now he's free of litigation,

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so he could actually take the show out. I'll have

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my long hair. Lawyers take a look at it.

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I know your lawyer. He has short hair. Just

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for clear, for clear of

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for clarity, clarification. Gallagher

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got your teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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movie made, so it was

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the movie. I don't know, but I'm at least

5:39

zeroing in on that. I'm sorry.

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That was the only clear thing about what you were saying

5:43

before. Yeah, what do you know, Blake said?

5:45

Blake said cartoon, And I said, I wasn't sure about

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cartoon or not. I wasn't sure which one it was. I

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wasn't saying Gallagher got the cartoon

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made. I said, it wasn't rocket science

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to make a movie because there was always already

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a humongous hit cartoon. Yeah, if

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he was just a fan of it, and he just were

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to say, that's not a dig to me, secking

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disaster, My guys,

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are you trying to dig on me? Because that's that's that's falling

6:09

right off me, bro, that's going straight to Gallagher in

6:11

the grave. Man, you're saying, what he did was nothing.

6:13

No, man, I'm coming at you. Brother,

6:16

Gallagher's done. You're in my sights

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right now. Okay, but that's not even

6:20

directed at me. You're saying what Gallagher did

6:22

wasn't ship and why does that affect me?

6:25

Are you trying to just eat this off your plate

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here? I just want to make sure that Blake

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knows what he's doing is dissing dead Gallagher

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right now. I am not doing that.

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That's what you're doing. Please don't do that, disc

6:37

dead Gallagher. Please don't. It's it's

6:39

rough to hear, and I want to make sure that we're clear

6:41

on what's happen. I

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would never do yea.

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Our producers just sent us an article and the headline

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is g true Hollywood story

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as in like Gallagher, but like I'm

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not reading get based on the headline. There

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was a whole network dedicated to Gallagher

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and we're just figuring it out the

7:07

entertainment channel, Oh

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my god. And people might not even know Gallagher

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is Gallagher, man, They

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for sure don't write. If you know what

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the word yeat means, you

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don't know Gallagher. You

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might not know who Gallagher, might

7:23

not know who Gallagher. If

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you just had to burn sixteen pairs

7:28

of Yeasis. You don't know who

7:31

Gallagher is. You

7:34

don't touch you want to touch that one. I love that they

7:36

stopped selling ye right, But

7:39

now they're going to just take the name off

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of the shoe and still sell the exact

7:43

same shoe. Ye correct,

7:46

that's what it sounds like. I don't think anyone's gonna

7:49

it's double problematic. Well, everyone

7:51

knows that they were ugly bad

7:53

shoes to begin with. They

7:56

were fucking disgusting. I hated

7:58

him. Yeah, and they were terrible. I hated first

8:01

guys. Guys

8:04

except for one pair of the Wave Runners are

8:06

sick. But they

8:09

were huge for

8:11

a generation below us. There's no denying

8:14

that. But here's here's the rub for me.

8:16

Yeah, the dumbest generation, think

8:18

a generation of us, as you

8:21

claiming the generation below us is the dumbest generation.

8:23

Yeah, you know, I'm saying that they

8:25

like I'm saying that they're not dumb. They

8:28

liked on

8:31

that. Yes, I say they have bad style. The

8:34

weird thing about hanging onto the designs

8:36

and still selling them is that the kids who

8:38

still rock with Kanye are like, well, now the name's

8:40

not on them, so they're not as cool, and then

8:43

the people who don't rock with them are like, but

8:45

they were designed under his name originally, so I'm not going

8:47

to buy them. No one's gonna buy

8:49

them. What are they doing? So why not

8:52

just cease production and start on something

8:54

else? Because they like the money, they

8:56

like the money, they will they

8:58

will. I don't think it's it's not a

9:00

strong move. No, yeah, I don't think they're gonna do it.

9:02

I don't think they're going to make the shoe anymore. But the

9:05

wave runners are I think Easy they're dead. Well,

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they are currently making the shoe, that's

9:09

what the big announcement was that they're gonna

9:11

keep selling them without the Easy name,

9:14

right, but they could do another an announcement they

9:16

love announcement. Well, I gotta see it to believe it.

9:18

Oh yeah, it's a conspiracy theory,

9:20

I think so. Yeah. Listen,

9:25

Blake has falling down a rabbit hole. They're actually

9:27

not making up. No, I actually bought a pair

9:29

after they're no longer Easy now not

9:31

real. Those aren't real Earth's Flat. I

9:33

do want to hear Blake. After watching all

9:36

the interviews back to back to back to back, how

9:38

is just what's your take then what's

9:40

your take with Kanye No? No,

9:42

no, okay,

9:45

take on what? I

9:50

feel a little feeling a little backed into a corner.

9:53

I don't know what's going on. You know, I'm about to sing

9:55

that on the Macy's Day Parade, Take on

9:57

Me. You're gonna sing that. I thought you were

9:59

singing moved balloons. I'm singing take

10:02

on Me with a mash up of

10:04

noinly no balloons.

10:07

Right. I love

10:09

both bangers. That's that's exciting news

10:11

and that those at Bangers. Can you hit that high

10:13

note? Though? For take on, I was going to ask the same

10:15

question. Sarah Highland is taking

10:18

that high note? Hello, Oh wow, she's the

10:20

same. I mean, I know she's on the show, but she's also an

10:22

accomplished singer. That's cool. Yeah, she's

10:24

great. She's like wildly talented

10:26

at singing. I had no idea because you know, like

10:29

you just like you're like, yeah, yeah, we have good

10:31

chemistry. We've worked together before. She'll

10:34

she'll be a great addition to the show. On

10:36

a little show called Bumper

10:38

in Berlin, the spinoff show Ideata

10:41

about my character from the pitch Perfect

10:43

movies Fish Perfect and it's

10:46

pitch perfect and it's coming out November

10:49

twenty three, only on Peacock.

10:53

I love, dude. Peacock is fucking killing

10:55

it. That's my favorite streamer right now. Okay,

10:57

I love I love that. You love Wow. They over

10:59

to HBO. Uh

11:03

their neck and neck. Okay, but the Peacock

11:05

just has too many funny shows. What

11:08

makes you love Peacock so much? Gruber

11:10

Girls five Ever, Bumper Berlin,

11:13

The Jack Night Show. Sorry, I can't remember

11:15

the name of it, but that show is super funny,

11:17

bust down, bust bust down, super

11:20

funny. Sam Jay's on. They're taking big

11:22

swings, dude.

11:24

They're still doing hard comedy where

11:26

like I like that. Yeah, I think that's that

11:29

NBC is known for, like having funny

11:31

sitcoms. They want to get back to that, I

11:34

think, and they're taking actively

11:36

trying to. Yeah, they're they're taking swings,

11:38

which is cool. Hold on the adam, you

11:41

you're performing performing

11:44

at the Thanksgiving parade

11:46

like Macy, Dude, it's grazy. I had no

11:48

idea. I never on a float. I'm on a float.

11:50

I'm on the Peacock floor. I'm on

11:52

the float. Shout out to there's

11:55

like an eight foot giant peacock

11:58

floating above me. It's

12:00

the stage is absolutely insane.

12:03

There's three point five million people

12:05

along the parade route, which

12:07

is crazy number,

12:10

and then fifty million

12:13

plus people watch it live. Yeah,

12:16

dude, that is just on in the back. I've

12:18

watched that ship every year. It's just you put

12:20

that on. I literally have never

12:23

seen it. I've never seen

12:25

it. Yeah, I mean, it's the thing. My family

12:27

doesn't do it, just keep it on in the background. It's

12:29

hilariously kind of weird. I mean, I think it's super

12:32

doupt that you're doing it, But when you watch it and

12:34

up next we've got this float and they

12:36

stop and perform, and then it's like a super

12:38

duper commercial brought to you by Cottonell

12:41

Poop poop paper. Yeah,

12:44

yeah, the whole I

12:46

have no idea. I did not know it was such

12:48

a big thing, but but yeah,

12:50

we're doing it. The Snoopy,

12:53

the MetLife Snoopy. Are you gonna meet?

12:55

Yes? I probably will meet Snoopy.

12:57

Yeah, the MetLife Snoopy. Dude, Kyle, he

13:00

might had he might shake his Handkyle. That'll be his

13:02

story about shaking hand. That'll

13:04

be amazing. Snoopy

13:07

rocks and I'll be like, hey,

13:09

this is a cool cartoon. You guys should do like

13:11

a movie. Have you ever thought about doing live

13:13

actions? Dist

13:15

to Gallagher? It's another dist to Gallagher.

13:18

And then forty years from now when I

13:20

pass away, someone will be doing their

13:22

version of of a podcast. Yeah,

13:26

isn't that something takes off after

13:28

the grades post deaf diss

13:33

Okay, wait, that's what's

13:35

gonna happen your post deaf dis Yeah,

13:37

but it's cool. We're going to be in New York, uh

13:39

doing that over Thanksgiving and

13:43

uh, my family's coming out. They're gonna

13:45

come. They Peacock gave me like

13:47

a hilarious suite. Nice.

13:50

Yeah, that that is going to be so funny

13:52

to see my parents, who like hate anything.

13:55

Uh nice nice. Yeah,

13:59

because they're just on the middle class of Midwestern

14:01

people. They're like, we don't need this. Fine. It's

14:04

gonna be so funny to like order

14:06

room service and have my parents

14:08

look at that bill and be like, yeah, you're

14:11

not going to leave the room for sure. I'm not signing that.

14:13

No way, no bullshit. Well,

14:16

we're going on a walk to get some eggs. Yeah,

14:18

I got spaghetta. This is not the cost

14:20

of spaghett They've been in New York, right, they've

14:22

been in New York. They have been in New York. But this is

14:25

they like it and they think it's cool. Yeah,

14:27

but I think it's heat or no, I've

14:29

put them up in a hotel, but this is this

14:32

hotel that they're putting us up is in Midtown

14:34

and it's like super like gaudy

14:37

and bogie, which

14:40

I'm very excited to for them to, Uh,

14:42

you don't be a part of Tell me they're gonna be at

14:44

the Plaza. Tell me, no, we're at the

14:46

Palace. At the

14:49

Palace, you're gonna love. You're gonna love the way

14:51

you look. I'm

14:54

gonna come all gold everything

14:56

because the plaza, the Plaza is like from movies

14:58

and stuff, right, like, yeah,

15:03

are we talking Dunston checks We're

15:06

talking. We're talking Home and loan to not

15:08

Dust checks in. Well, let me know

15:11

when we're talking Dunston checks

15:13

in. Okay, And you know what I

15:17

believe is the same hotel that they

15:19

that they put us up in in the intern.

15:21

Isn't that right there? Yes? Yes, And

15:24

then there's like they're putting

15:26

us in a in a square

15:29

foot two bedroom penthouse

15:31

at that hotel. So

15:33

it's gonna dumb. That's

15:37

crazy. Yeah, it's it's cool. What

15:39

hotel was? Dunston checks in, Hey,

15:43

Adam really cool. I

15:46

I don't know, Blake. I feel like this is something

15:49

that you could get on secret dot com and

15:51

check out Secret d

15:53

Don't you remember we watched the bonus features

15:56

of that. They said where they shot it. It was somewhere

15:59

dust Dunston checks on the bonus

16:01

feature. It's Dunston. You keep saying

16:03

it wrong. It's not Dustin. Actually

16:05

you work with that monkey. You don't remember what I'm

16:08

talking about. A gay porno called Dustin

16:10

Chicks. They say. Dunston

16:13

checks in, Oh that was at the

16:15

Plaza. That was shot at the Plaza. Oh

16:17

wait wait, so Blake on our group

16:19

chat um just found

16:22

that they do a porno parody

16:24

of Kyle's show What We Do in the Shadows and

16:27

what was the name of it? It was how How We

16:29

Fucking the Shadows?

16:32

Super pretty good? It was super

16:34

dope, dude, that's pretty good.

16:37

Did you watch How We Fuck in

16:39

the Shadows? No?

16:41

I didn't. I didn't watch it. I looked at I

16:43

was kind of hoping it was going to be more

16:46

character based and more show based,

16:48

but they were just they were kind of like

16:50

just playing like vampires like

16:53

and stuff. So it wasn't really a direct rip

16:56

from the show except for the title,

16:58

you know, and I'm like, that's cool. That

17:01

sucks. They phoned it in, Kyle.

17:03

If the money was right, would you direct

17:05

the like the Porno Awards whatever

17:07

those are called, what they called the ens or whatever?

17:09

Aviens? Would you be the director of

17:11

the Aviens? I doubt it. I

17:14

don't because I remember like day Littel hosted

17:16

him one year and I was like, WHOA, all right,

17:18

I mean, yeah, the check must have been right.

17:21

I don't know. Man, Live shows are

17:23

stressful, dude, and when you're

17:26

yeah, yeah, it's just a lot of

17:28

moving parts literally part

17:34

yes points. I don't know

17:36

if I could do it under that stress. Everybody's

17:40

watching. It's like all my my best

17:42

heroes are there. It's right,

17:45

all these icons of the industry

17:47

there and they're you know, they're gonna be judging.

17:49

I feel like we missed our wave to go to

17:52

to go to them. I feel like we missed

17:55

it and we could be right back there

17:57

if we wanted to. Yeah, I think I think I can

17:59

loop right back. Yeah, that's

18:01

a that's an easy we go.

18:04

I just don't think it's like as good a A. I

18:07

think you're missing my point. I think we

18:09

the window of that hang on the

18:11

window of them wanting us to be there, we

18:14

missed, But the window of us

18:16

ending up being there is

18:19

very much still in play wide

18:21

open. Wait, did you see

18:23

fucking Blake Obviously seat filling.

18:27

He's filling something. That's how you got it. You

18:30

have to do the Hollywood minute. Let people know what a seat

18:32

filler is. Now we're Backwood

18:37

minute, Mellywood minute

18:39

with Blake Anderson. I

18:41

feel like people already know this one. But basically,

18:43

yeah, that's because you're so inside to go ahead.

18:46

At awards shows, to make the audience

18:49

look full, they'll have seat fillers

18:51

in the wing, and it's basically people who are hired

18:53

for very little money to just

18:55

sit in the seats up the

18:58

stars when they go off to use the bath room,

19:00

when they go when

19:03

they're going ten one, when they go to take

19:05

a ten minute, why do we do like a pop

19:07

quiz? Like now, if you listen last week and

19:09

they go to the bathroom, what are we gonna call that? Slide

19:12

into my d m your yes,

19:15

but we gotta think these things through. We

19:18

gotta start thinking these things through. Man,

19:20

It's called segments. This is what people

19:22

like. You know, dude, as soon as people

19:25

realize that we've thought about the podcast

19:27

even a little bit, they'll smell it. But

19:31

this isn't natural, dude. They've planned

19:33

to things, they have preplanned cut

19:37

to commercials. These guys are whack. I'm

19:47

looking up to a Van Award categories.

19:49

What do we think? There's so many

19:52

now they'll give it. They're getting you know what, everybody

19:54

gets a trophy. Everyone everybody gets a

19:56

trophy. But you just said

19:58

there's so many now compared to win.

20:02

I used to watch it's I used

20:05

to watch it. It was like a two hour program. Now those

20:07

were like six hours. They go and

20:09

you used to watch it. Yeah, I've watched

20:11

I've watched it before. I've never seen it. You

20:13

never watched the A B. N Awards. No,

20:16

where do you even watch it at? I think it's on HBO.

20:18

It used to be on like Showtime or something like that. Yeah,

20:21

it was like pretty it was like pretty fun time.

20:23

You know, there's one hundred categories.

20:26

You got the categories, I got them all

20:28

I'm gonna start from the I'm

20:33

gonna start from the bottom because the first ones

20:35

are like actor actors supporting actor. But

20:37

then at the bottom, by

20:39

the way, I don't know the

20:44

winner. Yeah, it's lost its. Yeah,

20:47

it's you're falling out.

20:50

I don't I don't know them, Yeah, falling off.

20:52

This is so embarrassing for me that you don't

20:54

know these people that I don't know. Let's

20:56

just these are the categories. You're so

20:59

busy on your Thanksgiving floats

21:01

that you completely lost sight of what

21:03

makes you. It's actually

21:06

this is where we started. Yeah, what's

21:09

actually important in your life? Oh? I'm

21:11

sorry, this giant corporation.

21:13

Uh, important is putting

21:16

you up at the palace, you and your family up at the palace

21:18

hotel. I need to go back to my roots. Get

21:20

on the laptop. Sorry, sorry, if

21:22

I'm real quiet, we've lost

21:25

dirs. He's so dead. Here's

21:27

all right, let me just I'll say a couple and then I have a

21:30

legit question. Like, there's milk Performer

21:32

of the Year, right, you said milk or

21:34

milk milk milk

21:36

folk. Okay, there's

21:39

milking table, best sex comedy,

21:42

best sex com Okay, how

21:47

the shadows. Now here's

21:49

a question, would it be. I know it's

21:51

probably not a good look, but it would be

21:53

very fun for us to write

21:56

a hardcore porno and have it be the

21:59

funniest porno that has ever existed,

22:01

and then we would win an Avian Award. I

22:04

don't think you realize what you're up against. Have you

22:06

seen ven Come? It's really funny,

22:08

the Venom parody. I

22:11

actually don't think you can. I don't

22:13

think you can actually stack up against

22:15

that. I don't think it would work. You don't think we

22:17

would have a shot. No, No,

22:20

we'd have a shot. I

22:23

think Adam's right. I think, of course we would have a

22:25

shot. I think we would have a shot. Here's

22:28

an adjacent question to this. There

22:30

there is a best Gay Solo

22:33

Video, which I assume is just such a j

22:35

ovid has to be right. You think

22:37

you could put something to get a plug. It's

22:41

a part of it. Really,

22:46

this is this is this is important? Hard

22:49

on that. Yeah, No,

22:51

Durs wants to get serious for the first time.

22:53

On do you think you can

22:55

make a competing solo video

22:58

that would actually contend for Best

23:00

Gay Solo Video? Well?

23:03

No, no, these are the best

23:05

in the world. Probably not, because I bet

23:07

you have to be able to dick your bend

23:10

your dick back and put it in your own asshole. That

23:12

was my first thought as well. But I think you have to

23:14

even get I bet you have to do like

23:17

weird things that we wouldn't even be able

23:20

to physically be able to do. Yeah,

23:22

I'm like speak for your smell. This

23:25

is a performance piece. This, this is a this

23:27

is a performance piece. It's not necessarily about

23:29

what you can and can't do. This is a performance

23:32

piece. Well if it's a performance piece,

23:34

then hell yeah, then I would win. And by the way, why

23:36

is it best gay solo? If you're solo, how

23:38

do you what constitute? What's

23:41

what's gay about? Because you have to talk about sucking

23:44

a day. If you talk about sucking a dick, are you gay? Or

23:46

do you actually have to do it? No? Thank

23:48

you? Okay, good good, thank you. That's not that's not

23:51

that's not good. I just needed to thank you. There's

23:53

probably some plugging going on. There's probably something

23:55

like you know, like SOMETI and

23:58

then there's probably some j O know, don't know if

24:00

if I'm guessing, but you don't know. Yeah,

24:03

that all seems very specific to have

24:06

you seen Dustin checks it's

24:11

really good, Betty

24:14

checks in, Betty checks, he checks out. Dustin

24:16

never checks out. To even think

24:19

that we could get close to being the winner

24:21

in any of these categories that you mentioned

24:24

is insane. Obviously,

24:26

comedy is the one we're going for. These are

24:28

the best in the world. Dude. This is

24:30

like when you guys said that there's literally no

24:33

way that we could go pro in any sport

24:35

ever if we dedicated it was

24:37

something crazy like five years to it, and

24:40

and Dur's hard stands it and said that there's

24:42

literally no way that we could do it. And it's offensive

24:45

to people that for professional

24:47

yo yoing that we couldn't get that good. I actually

24:50

now I didn't see his point on that until

24:52

now, and now I understand. But this is where

24:54

you're wrong, Kyle, because I've been doing

24:56

this for forty one year, ready,

25:02

for thirty years. I don't know. I got

25:05

my ten hours. And then that's true.

25:08

You're practiced. You are practiced. I hear

25:10

that. Look at how everyone

25:13

is like looking at something other, like Adam

25:16

and Dirk are looking that ship on their laptops

25:18

right, Well, yeah, I've never seen

25:21

you guys so focused on the podcast.

25:23

It's just the font is very small.

25:26

It's it's absurd to me that you guys don't

25:28

think that we would have a shot winning

25:30

Best Sex Comedy. I think we would.

25:32

I'm on your side. Yes, okay, because the

25:35

comedy, the

25:38

comedy, we would do very well.

25:40

The sex. Admittedly, we we wouldn't

25:42

need some help. But we're all kind of sewers, I

25:45

thought, she said, kind of sewers. I don't think we

25:47

need to be performers. We could be producers and

25:49

writers. Producers we're not. We're not in

25:51

its set.

25:55

We're definitely set. We're on set.

25:57

How you are direct team, we're at the monitor

26:00

for us. Hey, and here, let's get back.

26:02

This is a bonus Hollywood minute. The monitors

26:05

are the little TV that you watch that the

26:07

cameras are are actually filmed. You're

26:09

watching it in real time. Cameras are

26:12

not filming the monitors. It's the image

26:14

that the cameras are recording. No,

26:16

they're showing what you're filming, so you can

26:19

monitor what it's filming, and so you can monitor

26:21

what's being filmed. Okay, Hollywood

26:24

minute. That was the Hollywood minute. There's

26:26

there's a bunch of weird ones here, like best

26:29

Unsung Starlet of the Year, Like

26:31

what does that even mean? I get that. That's like,

26:34

you know, the girl next door type thing where you're like, you

26:36

know, what, did you give her a shot? She she's

26:38

got destroyed on that one. No,

26:41

No, No, I think that's like she's not

26:43

getting the attention she deserves. She's

26:45

like really putting in, yeah, which is like

26:47

a weird award to give, Like, well why

26:49

not, Like I feel like I just said that. No, you said

26:51

girl next door? Right, yeah, the girl next

26:53

door. But but like the full

26:56

on, like pourned out like their

26:58

sung for No, I'm not saying it's a girl next

27:00

door. I'm saying this is a person who is really

27:02

like fucking a lot of people a lot

27:05

all the time. You're saying like the effort, like hey,

27:07

you know, yeah, like they're putting in a lot of

27:10

hours and no one's watching their videos.

27:13

It's the unsung starlet of

27:15

the It

27:19

doesn't need to be. It doesn't need to be a girl next

27:21

door. It could, you know, it could she could be doing

27:23

some dastardly things. No, but I guess I'm just saying,

27:26

like it's somebody who's kind of um

27:29

like under the radar, like Girl next

27:31

Door. I guess that is what I meant under the radar as opposed

27:33

to like fully out there porn star. Look

27:35

at Girl next door means something different to me.

27:38

This is like breakout, right, like unsung

27:41

Starlett is a breakout? No, I think it

27:43

could even be someone who's been it's been going

27:45

on for a while. Why I had unsung is what he's saying.

27:47

Yeah, well, like why un I

27:49

don't know what is unsung? I don't know. Sorry,

27:52

I can't contribute. Why breakout? What does

27:54

she need to break out of? Acne? Oh?

27:57

Yeah, they when you get close some of the some

27:59

of the acnees. There's a lot of you know what, dude

28:01

directing this, this would be a long

28:03

Blake's right, this would be long as fun this is.

28:06

These are a lot of categories it

28:08

is. It's a three hour show. The reward

28:10

show has gone so long, man, it's

28:12

just speaking to so long, so

28:16

long, I go. I don't even know how you would conceptualize

28:19

this. See, I'm not the guy for this. No, this

28:21

is too much. I feel like you you

28:24

know, your names on the shortlist every year to be the

28:26

guy you know, you know that to be true speaking,

28:30

that would definitely change It would

28:32

be an honor. Yeah, that would change my whole

28:34

thing. There's one thing I know. It just

28:39

to get the knob. You just want to nine

28:41

you just went then got

28:44

the knob of the knobby. Yeah, it's not a nod,

28:47

it's the knob. And so in a sex comedy,

28:49

though, is the comedy coming from like the

28:51

actual sex or the things like between

28:53

the sex both? Oh? Is it just

28:56

like all every year? It's just a blooper

28:58

reel that wins the blue? Are your

29:00

reels are bad? No? No, no, no, I think

29:02

it's gotta be It's gotta be funny. It's

29:04

gotta be funny, right, it's funny.

29:07

It's funny scripts. It's like funny scriptwriting.

29:09

Well, where are these pornos? I feel like I

29:11

would watch more, Adam, your algorithm

29:14

just doesn't go there. You would watch more?

29:17

I watch more? How well you can

29:19

look up funny on pornhub the gigs in the

29:21

ha ha chucks the gig You can

29:23

throw funny in there when you're doing a SERTA.

29:26

I don't, I don't put it in funny off enough,

29:28

he's looking for a chuck in a jail, Come on,

29:31

dramatic. Yeah, I always

29:33

look up drama, blow jobs. No, you should

29:35

definitely start integrating just whatever you

29:37

whatever you look up like, continue to look it up.

29:40

But yeah, you know, I normally

29:42

don't need it. Funny. I usually put in funny,

29:44

facial compilation, funny gag. I've

29:47

usually put in dramatic blow jobs,

29:49

dramatic, dramatic,

29:52

dramatic, dramatic, trumatic,

29:55

funny, animal cream pie, just

29:59

bad funn it's gonna be. I

30:02

want to do well. Now give

30:06

me you

30:08

want ten four, I gotta

30:10

go tend to I

30:13

got a ten four roger

30:16

that copy that, I just copy

30:19

that. I got a ten six

30:22

and a half man. Never mind, I forget

30:24

it. Look

30:27

at the award is two people embracing

30:30

standing up. Yeah, the award itself

30:33

of the Avien. I like that. I like

30:35

that embrace of there saying the actual

30:37

trophy is two people. Trophy

30:40

is like an abstract piece of art

30:42

then looks like it should be in a museum.

30:45

It's beautiful. It's got two people hugging,

30:47

like the shape of them made out of gold.

30:50

They're hugging, hugging, the kissing

30:53

to their Okay, I'm

30:56

pretty positive they're hugging and they're kissing

30:58

at the same time. Okay, I'm

31:03

wait hey real quick, this is the news

31:05

for Adam because you've told your

31:07

Peter North story on the podcast.

31:09

Right Adam moved

31:11

to l A recognized a guy. I

31:14

thought he was like an actor, and

31:16

it was Peter North of porno fame.

31:18

He's like, yeah, I'm a I'm an actor. You

31:21

might recognize me from porno and Adams like, oh,

31:23

yeah, no, no, I heard the

31:25

other day that he was like a switch

31:28

hitter, like he did gay porno and straight

31:30

porno. I didn't recognize him from the other

31:32

stuff. You didn't see

31:34

dust and checks. It's funny. I

31:36

just want to know best. I

31:40

didn't think at fascinating because

31:43

you're like, oh, I know, this guy is maybe

31:45

my favorite penis so definitely

31:48

my favorite come shots, and

31:50

he's got this whole other lifestyle

31:53

that I didn't even know about other life. Admittedly,

31:55

it's a much worse gig. I feel to

31:58

be on the mail side of it because

32:00

you I feel like a lot of those guys have to

32:02

have to do both. You can be way more famous, you get

32:04

paid way more. Yeah, do you Yeah? Yeah?

32:06

I think they do. They get paid way more. Yeah,

32:08

because you're like, uh, you're

32:11

more sought after. Like I don't care who's fucking

32:13

these people like that? As

32:15

far as like the girls, I'm like, oh, sure she's

32:17

she's dude, I remember her all right? Cool? Just

32:20

like on the gay side'd be like, I want to see that guy.

32:22

I don't care about the guy. Huh that's

32:25

for Blake Kiffers. Who's

32:27

your guy? Then if you don't. If you do or

32:29

don't care, you still though,

32:34

by the way the laugh makes it, that's

32:38

tripping me out way weird er

32:40

dude, what's the bald guy? Oh?

32:42

Sam's Yeah, I'm

32:44

hit, but I don't even know what you guys are talking about. At

32:47

this point, I got to plead the fifth I kind

32:49

of got lost to are you Are you still

32:51

be you be Pumper guy? You still be Pumper

32:53

guy? Pumpers? How

32:57

did it go from me singing

32:59

at the Macy's Day parade to this, yeah

33:02

you're not that guy? It got too wholesome.

33:05

It's like you have to have each side. If it goes

33:07

really wholesome on this side, we have to balance

33:10

that ship out. It's like I'm taking my family

33:12

we're gonna do this funny thing. It'll be It's

33:15

gonna be so cute. You know, it's funny both

33:17

pornos exactly. Yeah, hardcore

33:20

porno is also so wholesome. I'm gonna hang

33:22

out with my family. Let me take this, although

33:24

I'll circle backs to check on me. If you go on YouTube

33:27

and definitely you secret to

33:29

define this. Uh there's

33:32

a take on me acoustic from

33:34

just a few years ago that like the lead

33:36

singer from the band does and I thought

33:38

it was gonna be like, not great. It's

33:41

unfucking believable if the dudes

33:43

still can hit the notes, and I feel

33:45

like I might even talk about before. So who

33:48

is this guy? This isn't the basis of Weetest

33:51

Matthew Milligan. No, no, no, I

33:53

said, Todd, why are you coming at me? Toddah?

33:55

Are you coming at me? Did you? I don't know if you did. I

33:58

don't think you did. The Norwegian and

34:01

I look like one of the dudes in it. Do you. We'll post

34:03

that picture right now. It's fucking

34:05

crazy, do you

34:09

that's hodd Will you google images? Ah, and

34:11

then you'll see the guy I look like and the dudes

34:14

Moreton Harkett, not the main singer

34:17

the other dude. It's not Horton

34:19

Market. It's not Morton

34:21

Harkett. Uh. Also,

34:24

what a name, dude? You Norwegians

34:27

in your names? Dude? You guys have you guys

34:29

got some gnarly Is

34:31

that supposed to? That's I've never even heard that before.

34:34

That's incredible, steaks. This

34:36

guy looks like me. He looks

34:38

more like me than I do. Who

34:41

is this? It's a guy from the band ah do

34:44

you think it's is it Magna? It

34:48

might Oh ship, dude, it might be my

34:50

uncle related.

34:56

Oh boy, I left off

34:58

the rails. Man, I'm starting to chunk.

35:00

I'm sorry, I'm starting to chunk.

35:02

Guys. Damn,

35:05

I'm chunking over here. My internet is fucked

35:08

up. Okay, here we go. Oh

35:10

yeah, dude, no, no different photo. There's

35:12

a better photo. You do look

35:15

like this guy, But this looks like I'm

35:17

mixture of you and

35:20

your brother. This is a mixture of you and Olie

35:22

I feel. But yeah, you're in this is he's in the

35:24

fan. We'll post the picture for everybody listening.

35:26

Let me look at this, Let me see this. What are you guys looking

35:28

at this? Ship? It's in the chat. It's the

35:31

link right there in the chat. Blake.

35:33

You know how we've been doing this for fucking

35:35

two and a half year. This is good radio off

35:38

man. Yeah, I

35:41

guess he kind of looks like It's not that it

35:44

looks like you. You look like him. You guys

35:46

are the same. I'm telling you. There's a fucking photo

35:48

that's crazy. I have it right here. I just

35:50

don't how to share It'll show

35:52

me your camera, camera,

35:56

Okay, come on, just show it to the camera.

35:58

I can't on the computer

36:00

that has the camera. Oh, but

36:04

on your phone. I'll do it on the phone. Okay,

36:08

everybody, all right, everyone, what's

36:14

the name of the band that

36:20

early apology over here? Kyle

36:22

Earlier, I'm chunking early apology.

36:25

I'm chunking pretty bad. I gotta

36:27

gotta look at this chunky you're

36:30

not chunking. Can you see this? Yeah,

36:33

I mean yeah, that kind of looking.

36:36

Look at the reflection, Look at all the porto he has on

36:38

his laptop. I

36:41

mean yeah, he does look very similar

36:43

to you. Yes, let's say he has a stronger

36:45

job. His job is a little

36:48

stronger than you. If we

36:50

see you and here, you just find Kyle just left.

36:53

Kyle just left the podcast. We don't know what

36:55

happens. That's on andrews Man. He's

36:57

scared. Oh, Kyle has to leave.

37:00

So he is pretending to chunk. Okay,

37:03

that's what Anna producer just said. That has

37:05

to leave. So he's pretending to Okay,

37:08

now we're wow. Okay,

37:11

so Than lost the dead weight. Speaking

37:13

of Kay, so who's unger? Finally the sports

37:15

car can get up to full speed. It's

37:28

my birthday, or it was my birthday a few

37:31

weeks ago. Uh, we

37:33

are celebrating it now at

37:35

medieval times tonight. You guys are coming down. We're

37:38

gonna go to medieval times. Yes, I'm excited.

37:40

I think Zach, my

37:42

friend, I'm doing it as a co birthday with my

37:44

friend Chelsea, Zack's wife. And

37:48

I think they're gonna like let us sword

37:50

fight or something. We're gonna get it, like go down, put

37:52

the funk up your cable guy. And I think

37:54

so, I think I think I might get to

37:56

Joyce Jost, Jost, Joust

37:59

Joust. You're gonna Jost. You're gonna call Jos.

38:01

I'm gonna You're gonna Jost.

38:04

Chelsea, You're gonna joust each other.

38:06

Yeah, I think so. So I gotta make sure I strap

38:08

on the back brace because this is going

38:10

to get violent. Yeah, no, dude,

38:13

watch Down or Blue Night, Going down, Down,

38:15

Down, down down, going down. Yeah,

38:17

we'll see. Have you ever seen like jousting?

38:20

Like, have you've been You haven't been to a rentfair and watched

38:22

it? Right, No I haven't. It's

38:24

fucking it's intense, dude,

38:27

there's no doubt about it. Well, we'll see, we'll

38:29

see. What I mean, you're gonna break your back,

38:31

dude. I remember

38:34

Andy dick On in cable guys like

38:36

fucking be careful. I don't think this guy's sucking around.

38:39

Yeah, dude, God that movie is so

38:41

good. Andy. I'm I

38:43

don't want to give flowers, but flowers. Yeah,

38:47

that's a really that's a I don't want

38:49

anything that's a dangerous flower. Those are dangerous

38:51

flowers to give. Yeah, that's a really

38:54

dangerous flower. We're scared to get flowers now because

38:56

it does seem like every time we give flowers someone

38:59

Parish is every time we mentioned

39:01

someone on the podcast, they end up dying.

39:04

Yeah, it's basically an are You Afraid of the Dark

39:06

episode? This

39:11

is important she

39:14

lived in the base story.

39:19

When's the last time you guys been to medieval Times?

39:21

It's been like a long have you ever even

39:23

been? I've never been because

39:26

of this somebody so

39:28

like in seventh grade you got to go, and

39:30

it was like half the grade when the first

39:32

Tuesday and then the other half went on the Thursday.

39:35

But somebody took like a ship, like

39:39

you know, one of those things were like a middle

39:42

school rumor. I don't know what happened, but somebody took like

39:44

a dukie in the hallway and then

39:46

like we didn't get to go. We were like banned in

39:51

the hallway of medieval times

39:53

or of your school, like like not

39:55

in the bathroom. We like took a ship like out

39:58

in the open or something. At me evil

40:00

times at medieval times. They got me

40:02

evil with it. Dang, that

40:04

seems like that seems like far from the car. It

40:06

seems like that should be encouraged. Yeah,

40:09

that should be frowned against. Yeah. Also, we

40:11

were supposed to go to like Abe Lincoln's house,

40:14

but some dude like kicked the door a Lincoln's

40:16

door off the hinges because like a teacher said,

40:18

some ship and then we couldn't go to that either. Wait,

40:21

what was the place a Lincoln your school was

40:23

wild dude? Um,

40:26

ab Lincoln's house like the Abraham

40:28

Lincoln House. No ship. He's from Evanston,

40:31

Illinois. Know he's in Illinois and we would take like

40:33

the trip down to Springfield or some ship

40:36

seld that sounds real. Yeah,

40:40

what's his house? Just like a little last log cabin or

40:42

something. I'm sure it's a log cabin, but I wouldn't know

40:44

because somebody kicked the door off the because

40:47

somebody kicks just wild. Well,

40:50

that's cool, I mean, what a cool field

40:52

trip to go on as a kid to medieval

40:54

times. Like that's sick. Yeah, I mean

40:57

it was. You know you're in you're in sixth grade or whatever.

40:59

Yeah, that's some. And sometimes you gotta

41:01

take a ship out in the open. Yeah.

41:03

Well, admittedly that guy is hilarious.

41:06

Whoever he is, he's somewhere, Uh,

41:08

he's somewhere killing it for sure. You know,

41:11

he's the funniest guy at whatever office

41:13

job, porn, whatever porno he's filming.

41:15

You know, it's funny, he's winning, he's

41:17

taking taking home gold for sure.

41:20

What's cool is he did it. But I was planning

41:22

on doing it, and I was like, oh man, beat

41:24

me to it. So, yeah,

41:27

you guys, ever anywhere I

41:30

did one time somewhere where I'm

41:32

not supposed to, okay,

41:36

it was It was I think we were like fifteen

41:39

or something, or sixteen. I think we

41:41

must have been sixteen, and my

41:44

buddy was emancipated, so he

41:46

was fully living by himself, living by

41:48

himself, like his mom wanted. And

41:51

we were in high school and she wanted to move

41:53

away and she was just she was like, okay,

41:55

you could live by yourself. And he has a shitty

41:58

little apartment him. His apartment

42:01

window, it looked over the gas station parking

42:03

lot, and a cop pulled

42:05

up, and it was New Year's Eve

42:08

and we're all partying at it, you know, at his house.

42:10

And I was like, I'm gonna ship on the cop

42:12

car. Yeah, that's somewhere you're not supposed

42:15

to. Yeah, like in a

42:17

church, baseman, or like the

42:19

Thanksgiving day Barrel. I shipped

42:22

in the parking lot and then took a

42:24

napkin and put it on his windshield.

42:27

And then and then we all came and

42:29

we're hiding in the window seal like

42:31

looking and the look.

42:33

I felt so bad for this poor man, because

42:36

you know you're at that age, were like cops, they sucked,

42:38

they bust parties and there you know their dicks.

42:40

And now you got a blue line flag,

42:42

right either you have diarrhea.

42:45

And then he came out and he just looked so

42:48

so hurt by it. It wasn't like he didn't

42:51

get mad. He was just like his head went down

42:54

and he was like it was like I stabbed

42:56

him or something. It was like he just takes

42:58

his badge off and Adams, I

43:00

like, how Adams, Like there's gonna be an analogy

43:03

like I stabbed him or maybe like you

43:05

put ship on his car like it's

43:07

bad. You don't need to analogize it. It's

43:10

bad. Yeah, I guess. So he

43:12

had the look on his face like he just discovered

43:15

like child's ship on his car,

43:18

like he's hated by teenagers. Could

43:21

you ever shot somewhere you weren't supposed to?

43:23

I did on a cop car, yeah,

43:28

honey, Uh yeah, I think I did it, like on

43:30

the side of the road one time in my pants.

43:33

Honey, You'll never believe what happened again

43:35

today teenagers

43:39

ship on my car? Brother, You're misunderstood.

43:42

Yeah, I think I actually

43:44

totally forgot about that memory. I'm glad we I'm glad

43:47

that came up. Yeah, that one. But

43:49

man, he really like bummed

43:51

me out. I wanted him to be like angry, you

43:53

know, no, not anger. I wanted

43:55

him to be like, what the funk who did that? But

43:58

he was just started shooting him, holds

44:00

his gun, he's just just starting to just takes

44:02

his gun out and shoots his car up. Where are you,

44:04

motherfucker? I know your clothes it's warm. I

44:06

wanted him to like freak out, but he didn't. He just

44:08

like looked totally dejected. He was

44:11

like, this is my life and yeah

44:13

he probably had a hard day. This did

44:15

he pull the gun out and put it to his head and go

44:18

not worth it? Not worth it? Not

44:20

today? Yeah? That always sucks

44:22

when he like pranks somebody and they don't get mad,

44:24

They just get really sad and go it goes

44:27

dark. Damn. I just put

44:29

them down a bad path. Now

44:31

they're just dejected that what is that? What

44:34

is that you had a bad

44:36

day? No, But here's my question. Are they good

44:38

people? Because you expect them to go ballistic

44:41

because you're familiar with people going ballistic,

44:43

But they don't and you're like, oh, you're like a

44:45

good person. What also depends. I feel

44:47

like I'm the type of person that might go ballistic

44:50

depending on the mood that I'm in.

44:52

I know that's what I'm saying. That's why you expected it. But

44:54

no, But when I was pumped when

44:56

they brought back Prince with Chance the Rapper

44:59

and they dropped a giant

45:02

weight on on

45:04

my car and it like exploded and

45:07

it wasn't my car. They got a car that looked exactly

45:09

like my car, and blah blah blah. But I

45:11

just they expected me to like lose my mind. And I

45:13

was just like, right, you

45:16

were super tired having had traveled or

45:18

something. Yeah. No, I was like I had to

45:20

leave super early the next day.

45:22

And Chloe to get me to go

45:25

out a little later. It's like, please

45:27

just meet my friends at this bar to like set

45:29

up the punked. I'd

45:31

like, go and hang with her friends, and I'm like, I really

45:33

gotta get up early. Let's get out of here, like I'm

45:35

trying to go to sleep. I have a one day tomorrow. And

45:37

she's like okay, and then we go and

45:40

I'm walking there and now my cars parked

45:42

into construction zone and they dropped

45:44

this giant weight on my car and my car just explodes,

45:47

and I and then I'm caught

45:49

just saying like it's

45:52

gonna be a long night, Tomorrow

45:54

is gonna suck, and I'm just totally

45:57

dejected. I'm like, oh, this is bad TV. After

45:59

they caught me, they caught you on the one day

46:02

you would have just gave me the heads up. I would have acted

46:04

like I was more mad. Yeah, I feel like they

46:06

would have caught you on any other day. You would

46:08

have fucking flew off the fucking

46:11

what is it hinge handle, handle,

46:13

hand, the hinge on the handle, motherfucker,

46:18

fly off the hinges. And the term

46:20

though, no, I feel like if we both

46:23

work, but fly off the handle is the term.

46:26

Well, I'll take it back. Fly off the handle, fly

46:28

off the handef the hand. No

46:30

one says fly off the handle. People say off the

46:32

hinges. They could off the hinge, they do the

46:34

hinges, fly off the hook.

46:37

But what we're talking about is the saying fly

46:39

off the handle or fly off the

46:41

parties off the hinges that you've

46:44

heard of. That term don't make me get websters out.

46:47

It's off the hook. I feel like I

46:50

in that moment, it wasn't I

46:53

wasn't angry. I wasn't angry enough.

46:55

I feel like, in order for me to fly off

46:57

the hinge or the hood or the handle

47:00

or the hinge of the handle, it needs

47:03

to be like a technology based thing

47:05

that it keeps fucking up and

47:07

I can't figure it out. That's when I'll

47:09

freak out. But if it's like an

47:12

accident, that something happens and my car

47:14

exploded, I'm like, all right, I have

47:16

insurance, we'll get another car. It just sucks,

47:19

right. You know, when you watch Jimmy

47:21

Kimmel, he does the like Halloween candy

47:24

video every year with the parents the next day ago, I

47:26

hate all your candy. When you're sleeping, your kids

47:28

go fucking keep shit, I fucking

47:30

hate you. But then there's always the one kid

47:32

who's like, that's all right, did you like it like

47:35

you needed to? Like you liked it? And then everyone

47:38

goes you might be one of those kids,

47:40

dude, Yeah, but whereas I know Blake

47:42

is not. Then

47:44

at night that kid fucking watches

47:47

them sleep and plots their death. That's what

47:49

Blake, Blake thinks. That happens when you

47:52

can't. I bet I

47:54

bet you that you really liked

47:56

it. Did you like the crackles? Yeah?

47:59

Those are my favorite. I love a good

48:01

crackle. I'm gonna let that one

48:03

land. Do crackles exist outside

48:05

of the little mini? I've never

48:07

seen a full size crackle. If

48:10

you do, run, If you

48:12

see a full size crackle, it's not a

48:14

real place where you are. They've set it up. It's for

48:16

a punk get out. Yeah,

48:18

you're being definitely pumped. Have you ever seen a full size

48:21

crackle? These are the hard hitting questions. Never.

48:23

I don't know if I have, like a big red crackle.

48:25

I think it's only fun size. It's only

48:28

fun size. Yeah, because crunch Bar.

48:30

Crunch Bar brought it right.

48:32

And do you even see full size crunch bars anymore?

48:35

Not really. You used to a lot when

48:37

in the night. Oh my god, you couldn't miss

48:39

him. You could not miss that. In the nineties,

48:42

it was all crunch all day,

48:44

dude. There were some sick ones. Do you remember. Crunch

48:47

Bars did like an NBA series where

48:49

like you could get all the different NBA Actually

48:52

it was so they used to remember

48:54

that they had like the basketball in the cover. They

48:57

used to do a lot of cool promo and there

48:59

was like the at and like the the guy dunking.

49:01

Yes, it was fire crunch bars.

49:04

They did stuff for No, they did it for the Olympics.

49:07

Was the high top. So they did the Olympics

49:09

too, like they did all the different sports

49:11

on the the hardwood. If

49:14

I'm not lying, do crunch bars I

49:17

kind of do. Remember what you're talking about, I because

49:19

I that was my favorite candy bar

49:21

as a kid too. I love really in

49:24

basketball is my favorite sport. But

49:26

then what happened when Witche mccullus came on the

49:28

scene. That never I like, I

49:30

like the commercial, but I never tuk with twigs

49:33

and mcculls are just better crunch bars. I

49:35

bet I would like them. That's very different. It

49:37

has it has caramel. I like caramel.

49:39

That's the one difference. So different.

49:42

No, crunch bars were straight to the points, just

49:44

some crispies and some chocolate

49:46

yep, and you could just smash it and they tasted

49:49

really good when they milt cat

49:51

Boy as well hard

49:56

let flowers. Yeah, any

49:58

flowers takeaways, epics ams giveaways,

50:01

I'll give you a takeaway. I took away all the

50:03

almond Joys from my boys who went trick or tree and I side

50:05

line them up. Boys, those are mine. Kids

50:07

don't really funk with coconut usually, right

50:10

that I always dug them. But yes, you are correct. Yeah,

50:13

I think most kids don't like coconut. I think

50:15

that's an adult flavor or

50:17

it's like them. Texture of it is

50:19

kind of like the same as like onions, like slicy.

50:24

Alright, and I got it to go. Wait,

50:28

just what, You're a fucking disaster,

50:30

my guy? A man like

50:34

what okay,

50:37

please, sucking disaster my guy?

50:39

Wait? You know, like there was a reason you

50:42

just said that are like

50:45

onions? No, no, no, he said, cocons

50:51

like onions. Okay. One of the reasons I

50:53

didn't like onions as a kid wasn't

50:55

just because the taste. It was like the texture. It's

50:58

like it had a like feeling.

51:01

I don't know how to describe that. Yeah, you sure

51:03

don't. That is apparent. Yeah

51:05

you really don't. Dudecker

51:08

came with sound. It's

51:10

like, you know how it feels like a noise. This

51:15

dude is mixing up his senses. I see

51:17

sounds. I see sounds. I'm like forrell

51:19

bro. So it is a texture thing. Yeah, you

51:22

get that that

51:24

almond makes up for you, get that nice crush. But

51:27

then there's mounds. I don't like mounds.

51:30

Yeah, mounds are fucking trash. If you eat mounds,

51:32

you're a child. Which which ones are mountains?

51:34

Almonds, almond, Joy's got nuts, mounds

51:37

don't? Was the whole ad campaign. Mounds

51:39

are the same thing. So it's just it's

51:41

just coconut without the nut, and

51:44

dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate,

51:47

fucking yung chocolate,

51:49

super super grown folks candy. I don't

51:51

even think it exists anymore, dude. I still I

51:53

can't get on board with some dark chocolate. I

51:55

bought a dark chocolate weed bar, and

51:58

I'm like, do I just feed this to a like

52:01

a dog? Yeah?

52:05

You faster, my guy, you could do

52:08

that. Do I just feed this to a dog

52:10

or something? Uh No, it's I'm

52:13

like, I I blew it, man. Dark

52:15

chocolate is like, yeah, I think it's like grown

52:18

up grown folks. It's like when you start to get into

52:20

like coffee. Yeah. But dude, I'm thirty

52:22

nine years old. Now I should I should

52:24

be on my grown folks ship. Well,

52:27

fucking get on it. In my mind, isn't

52:29

dark chocolate, like super close to what coffee

52:31

tastes like. Yeah, it's all no, it's

52:33

all uh no, I love coffee. It

52:36

doesn't. I know you do what I'm saying, doesn't it tastes

52:38

like coffee. It tastes like coffee

52:40

to me. To me, it's bitter. Yes, it's bitter.

52:42

Bitter. We're talking about bitter things. And

52:44

when you when you drink bitter stuff, it's very

52:47

much like you

52:51

know, when you taste something that's

52:53

bitter, it's like whoa, when

53:01

you drink a slurpee, really fasten your You

53:05

didn't need to make it. The

53:08

bit is that you say a thing that doesn't make a noise,

53:11

then you make a noise and I'm checking, I'm

53:13

junking. I'm junking, I'm

53:15

junking. This has been another episode.

53:19

Is another episode. It's

53:28

really They said

53:31

check me out on Thanksgiving, y'all. It's important.

53:34

Watch the a b animards. This

53:40

is important. Oh

53:43

boy,