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Welcome to This is important a production

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of iHeartRadio, the show where we

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only talk about what's obviously most

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crucially integral to the fabric

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of our very nature.

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Today we talk about that

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looks like a filled to the brim jar

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of hot dog flavored water. Are you

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good?

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Yeah, Kyle's like a porno lifeguard.

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I'm into like safe Kinks.

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You have some of the cleanest cats I've ever

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seen. Here

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we go, start your engines.

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M m m m m ming ming ming ming ming ming

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ming ming ming ming ming ming, mink, wowchcold

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stop fish, hot water

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looking Gramma?

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Rolling Rolling, Rolling, Rolling? And what

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are we saying?

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You don't remember that the line

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that changed our lives?

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I honestly don't know what that is.

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Fred Durst, Starfish

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and the hot dog flavored water.

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But what song is that? That's from the album keep

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Rolling, Rolling, Rolling Rolling.

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That's like at the top of the album didn't

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didn't didn't did didn't?

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Yeah, that is an album I've never heard, I know, the rolling

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Rolling song. But yeah, yeah, it's the album title,

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and I think it's just at the beginning and.

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They say it right at the beginning of the album, and

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it's the album that changed all of our lives I remember

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correctly.

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Is it chocolate starfish a butthole? I'm assuming

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choco starfish as a butthole? Yeah?

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And hot dog flavored a what's

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hot dog flavored water?

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That's exactly what it is? Peepee?

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I think he was just like kind of he was?

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Or is it like I think it's just what it sounds like.

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Or is it like squirt jizz?

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Is it squirt squirt? Is pee squirt?

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Do you think it's squirt?

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Square?

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Is pe?

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Oh? It's square, it's not pee like?

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Come on, but where is p are you?

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Let's let's agree that. Let's get right to it. The hot

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dog would be the penis, right, and then the flavored.

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Water hot dog flavor?

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Holy ship, you're so

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butthole and penis and

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jism? Yeah, I think that's probably makes

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the.

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Most I never ever thought about this. Hang on a

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second, I'll be right back. I'll be hot dog

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flavored water right back.

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You're saying that hot

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dog flavored water.

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ISI, that's what you're saying.

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It makes sense, that's what he's saying.

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I don't know if it's like a euphemism.

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Do you want me to do? Do you want me to do? The intro

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again because I can there's yes, Yes,

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Rick, chocolate starfish

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and the hot dog flavored water.

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Wow, you

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can do it so fast.

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That is a butthole.

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I never thought about that though, Like I've

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been saying that for fucking twenty years.

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I never thought about that every wedding toast.

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Boston, Chicago, get Ready,

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get ready, hot.

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Dog flavored water, get

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ready to.

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Learn bump bump, bump bump.

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By the way, I think we're gonna do like a Q

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and A for every show, so like or if

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there's just knowledge that you want to bestow upon

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us, we'll read it out loud.

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And uh oh yeah, we're gonna have an education.

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Hour fact A moment

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of facts, yeah.

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And quick a moment of facts.

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Yeah. We talked about how Adam looks

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like one of the Jonas brothers with that beard.

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Hello, which one, thank

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you so much.

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I just watched, Uh, I think you know him,

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the one who was in that show that movie Goat.

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Oh, I saw that flick Nicholas.

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Yeah, who is that though? Nick? N

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J.

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Nicholas old

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say Nicholas tours.

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That movie's fucking nuts. Nicholas. Yeah,

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it's pretty it's it's pretty good.

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It starts off real strong, and then

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it's like long bits

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of hazing that you're kind of like, I get it.

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These guys are yeah, like torture.

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Yeah, and but Durs probably loves

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that stuff.

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Well, no, because they weren't women are pregnant, So.

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Were you rack hard with all the hazing.

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They weren't women and they weren't pregnant. So just

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rosie doesn't do anything for me.

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Fitn't quite the trick for our boarders

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over there.

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Yeah, you go.

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Honestly, I was.

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I was watching with my phone now, just watching women

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being push downstairs

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and wheelchairshrazy.

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But that's just me. That's just wild. That's

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just jersey.

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That and people throwing cats.

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I was just how was uh why

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did you bring up Nicholas? Oh?

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Because I look just like him? Yeah, because you're Breid.

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Yeah, because your beard looks like what he

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looks like with a beard.

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Right, yeah, Like it does not coming in that well?

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Can we see it from the sides real quick? Can I catch

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the side glimpse?

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Oh?

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Wow, coming on the side right there?

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Wow, that thing cuts like you could have Do

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you shave the shape of it?

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This is all natural out No, I mean

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I shaved the neck. I shaved the neck.

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Your your left side is definitely

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weaker than your right side.

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Yeah, Adam, you could do mutton

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chops, no problem.

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Yeah, oh dude, I had. I had mutton

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chops in high school. Like my ship, my

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ship came down to here. I think they came down to here

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when I first met you.

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Guys, your ship looks fucking thick lamb

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chops, bro fucking disaster. My

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god, he's not a disaster. He's also

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his finest.

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This isn't that much. I mean, I don't know, is

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it.

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This isn't disaster worthy?

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Is it disaster or is it coming in profit?

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It's gorgeous.

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Adam, you were the kind of kid who, like as

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a senior, like if you like, let's

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say I'm a freshman and I go to high school week one

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and I see a kid like you with mutton.

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Chops down to here. I'm

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like, I can't keep up. I can't handle

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this. There's a man in this school. Yea, yeah, it's

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true.

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Thank you for saying that, because I that's

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all I had ever had was the mutton

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chops. I couldn't I couldn't ever do a stash.

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I still can't this sash is not

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great.

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It's just whispy. It's whispy, yeah,

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whisper to me.

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It's the same amount of hair. It's just

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all blonde. It came in like completely blonde.

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You come a little closer, You come a little closer.

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The lighting's not doing it justice.

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Fucking thing sucks.

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Oh wow, it's it is longer. Oh god,

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it's much longer than I would have expected.

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Oh wow, it is long.

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Actually, that's great.

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You've got a gray stash. No, it's blonde

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as hell. It's not it's not right.

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You've got a gray mustache.

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Dude, dud, how he I do?

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Mine is white?

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Is it really?

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Is it? Oh wow?

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Oh my god?

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Gray stash?

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But you have the red bass. I feel that sort

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of offsets it because from the dustance it looks

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it looks red.

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Yeah, it's just it looks like a can, like I have

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a candy cane, like pinned under

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my nose like Mine's it a

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great length right now? It's not a great length,

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but it's a long What

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are we doing?

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Come on, come on now? Oh

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damn. Yeah, you got a real cookie duster. You

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got a real cooky duster. Brother, What the hell's

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a cookie duster? That's what a mustache

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is. Why what is it? What do you dust cookies?

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I don't understand.

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Think about it, Adam, think about cookies.

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Yeah, when you're putting a cookie in your mouth, you're

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dusting it. It's like a little broom on the way in.

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Yeah, cookie, Does you see what I'm saying?

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So?

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Yeah, But it could be a lasagna duster. It

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could be a chicken pot pie duster. Lasagna.

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Better not be dusty, brother, what

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kind of you have? Dusty lasagna?

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There's Isaac.

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Isaac popped in like.

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Just a ghost. Isaac

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popped in so scary? God

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my god, what the fuck?

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I like?

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How off put t I I nation is

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by Isaac?

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Like?

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I did not expect him to

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look like that? Is he? Okay?

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He looks so white, he looks like a well,

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all the screen raps they have of him are fucking

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He's scared because he accidentally clicked into

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the thing.

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Yes, it's all it's all from like

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right here, It's all like.

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And is so so nervous that he's interrupting

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because he is. I'm alive.

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I can't believe he hasn't accidentally

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shown up like butt naked yet that Oh

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yeah, when.

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We do the tour. He should just roll on stage

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once a show and just be like.

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Whoop, sorry literally roll,

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I might be rolling on on the tour. I

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might be rolling on stage.

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Oh really, Yeah, that's

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fine. I actually liked that.

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And we told the story about Isaaca

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and Comic Con where we like rolled

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into the hotel and

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then we like knocked on his door just

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to be like fucking whatever, and

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then we walked back to.

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Our rooms down the hall and he pops

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out button naked, is like no

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allegedly and uh the

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door and

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he couldn't get back in his room and we

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all collapsed onto the floor

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dying. I remember laughing.

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I did, what's that?

8:40

What?

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Where were we?

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It was? It was like comic Con.

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Yeah, was Oh my god, it was the funniest

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thing I've ever seen in my life because it was straight out of like

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Ghostbusters. Rick Moranas trying to go back to the room

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and just like full body into the door.

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Yeah, and then he had to walk down the hallway

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butt ass naked, and he had to like give him

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a towel and call that to the front.

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And I had the low him and then he do

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you guys remember that?

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Yeah, we all had to take turns.

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Fucking Isaac.

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Yeah, well he needed to go soft. I

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was like, I bet you can't put your legs behind your head,

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and then he did and I was like he

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was having trouble softening up. You know, science,

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it's science. Science.

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Dang came out of the room.

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I think t K came to the rescue.

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I thank goodness.

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Man. Oh, because they were probably sharing a

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room or something. Wait, that's interesting. Why

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was because t K wasn't

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going to pay for a room, And it's perfectly

9:35

logical. Isaac was naked in the room.

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Isaac was sleep and he

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popped out. Are

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you where are you going with this?

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I just wonder you're gonna see my post about

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how I had I sent you guys the text

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about how I'm.

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Very grateful to good texts.

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Thank you, and I'm happy to give

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them and I'm happy to receive them. I love you, guys.

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But now Johnson

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up there, dude, I saw something in my

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foot and it's been there for a little while, and I thought

10:04

it was a like

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a splinter or some shit.

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But it's been in there for I've noticed in a

10:10

while. But I'm like, it's way down. My

10:13

feet are already mangled

10:15

and gross. So I've sort of given

10:17

up on keeping them nice.

10:19

And I finally was so you thought it was a splinter

10:21

that you were just gonna be like, that'll sort itself

10:23

out.

10:24

Well, usually they kind of pushed themselves out, and

10:26

but I kept noticing.

10:27

It and for sure, so it

10:30

was deep. It was really deep. You could see it under layers

10:32

of skin or something.

10:33

It was pretty and it

10:35

was there and it was hard.

10:36

I could feel it, and I was details

10:39

are not hashed out through text.

10:40

Too, Yeah,

10:43

but a little poke coming through on me and

10:46

uh I, so I took

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I was like, Clo, can I get some Tweezers?

10:50

And she gave me the Tweezers and I dug dug

10:52

down there. But I was watching TV as I was doing it,

10:54

and I'm just like kind of plucking around

10:56

down there, and I felt it and I'm like pulling

10:59

on it, and it just keeps coming and

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keeps coming, and I look down and

11:04

it's hot hot two.

11:07

It's two giant strings

11:10

hanging out of my skin. And it's

11:12

a stitch from nineteen ninety five

11:16

when they.

11:17

Dude, that's fucking bizarre. That is wild,

11:19

Like you have a stitch in your body from ninety

11:22

five. You haven't had surgery or stitches on there

11:24

since then. You can really date that back to

11:26

ninety five.

11:27

I did not have surgery on my toe

11:29

since the accident. And I

11:31

remember that's the toe that fell off in the bathtub

11:34

when I was jerking off.

11:34

Okay okay, yeah yeah, And so.

11:36

That half that toe

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has fallen off, so there's still a nub

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and they like barely attached

11:43

it and they're like, it probably will fall off.

11:45

Half of it did.

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The other half survived and it's not been really

11:48

hard and it's doing a great job for me. So

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this stitch was like keeping that

11:53

toe on. So I had to go to a foot

11:55

doctor the other day to have them remove

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it.

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But diatrist, how

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you know how smart I am? I know pediatrist

12:03

diatrist. I just learned that I got to go to one.

12:05

Well, he was put in ankle too, he's a foot in

12:07

ankle specialist. So is that a pediatrist

12:10

to.

12:10

See that's what I just said, My ankle was fucked

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up?

12:12

Yeah, bro, Yeah, It's like how ear, nose,

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and throat are all kind of a thing when you are a Kyle.

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T Bro Colleges E.

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N t pro college horticulture.

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Oh, horticology. That is horticology

12:25

is the study of plants. Okay,

12:28

go on, Yeah, and your nose and throat is just a

12:30

e n T.

12:31

Your nosed throat, guy.

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You go to e n T.

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Know, there's gotta be a there's got to be a

12:36

coolologist.

12:37

A butt doctor is a proctologist. A

12:39

butt doctor proctology?

12:41

What about that? And what about the nipples?

12:43

That's what you know?

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The nipples memory memory,

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memmology.

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Wait, so so you know this little

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thread is from nineteen ninety five.

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That's blockage. Baby, So is

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it out? Did he take it out? He took it out?

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Yeah? And what is he saying?

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What is he doing the whole time? Is he like we

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get this all the time, or this isn't uncommon?

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He's like having an Indiana Jones moment.

13:08

No, he was like, this is this is insane.

13:10

Usually they come out within weeks

13:13

and uh, this must have been

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super deep they and I

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was like, well I almost lost that toe And he's like, yeah,

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my guess is this was what this

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was their hail mary to let you keep this toe?

13:25

Is they just literally tied

13:28

it on with the stitch and they're like hopefully this

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stage.

13:30

Oh so when the toe fell off, that was

13:32

when the stitch had failed.

13:35

Well, no, because there's the stitch kept

13:38

the base on attached, but

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the top part was so it was

13:42

like charred. So it's just black nub

13:45

and they're like, it'll probably fall off, and

13:47

it's I told the story. I'm jerking off

13:50

for one of the first times in the bath dub and my toe

13:52

fell off.

13:52

Yeah.

13:53

Yeah, of course as it as

13:55

it does.

13:56

So yeah, legendary jerk

13:58

session.

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Bro, how good was that?

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Oh that your your toe just shot off and

14:04

was like, yo, got

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it, this new guy.

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I might have been one of the first blasts,

14:11

one of the first hot dog flavored waters that

14:14

I shot.

14:14

Oh, I can't believe that that's come

14:17

dude. That's the same to me.

14:18

I never thought about that might be one of the

14:20

first hot dog flavored waters that I blasted.

14:22

So it was your first bat?

14:24

Did I miss it?

14:25

That was Adam's first? It was, I don't. I

14:27

won't say that it is the first

14:30

in the water too, dude, but it

14:32

was. It was there.

14:33

It was right around the time that I was finding

14:36

I was learning my body. It was what

14:38

six maybe seventh grade. I

14:40

was I was figuring it out.

14:42

Yeah, let me paint this real quick.

14:44

Yeah, paint please, here's my hazel.

14:47

Yeah, that's cool man. So that

14:49

might have been your first batch.

14:51

Okay, so we think that this was like a

14:54

like inner stitch

14:56

that they did, like inside the flesh before they close

14:58

it up with like outer stitches.

14:59

Maybe yeah stitch?

15:02

Yes, fine, Blake did bring up

15:04

a good point.

15:04

Aren't those supposed to supposed

15:06

to dissolve within if

15:09

they put it in the body.

15:10

Well, there's permanent stitches and there's

15:13

dissolving stitches.

15:14

What are permanent stitches ones that they have to eventually

15:16

pull out them later that.

15:18

They pull out Yeah, yeah, and that's that's

15:20

very normal. I just had stitches for my hip

15:23

hip surgery a few weeks ago. I just had

15:25

that those stitches removed and

15:28

it's it's super easy.

15:29

They're just shoelaces. Have you ever had staples

15:31

in your own Kyle? Great question, Oh dude,

15:35

I've done the staple thing. This is booty

15:37

used to be called staples center.

15:39

My back of my legs were completely stapled,

15:41

So I like, yeah, probably.

15:43

Oh you had like that sexy like

15:45

goth girl tattoo that goes off the back of the

15:47

leg.

15:47

Oh yeah, I probably had like two dozen

15:49

staples on the back exactly on

15:53

my back legs.

15:54

Then ride a chuck you shit up the back of the legs.

15:57

Oh boy, don't you walk away from me with that.

16:00

You might feel coming

16:02

through on you.

16:04

Did you? Guys?

16:04

See Mikeuel Miguel did

16:06

a concert where he's hanging from hooks

16:09

like sn M style for

16:11

me. Yeah, he like came out and he

16:13

like flew out and he's like he has hooks

16:16

on his back that are through his skin

16:18

and he's doing it, and I was like, that's a great

16:20

idea for the live show.

16:21

Maybe, dude.

16:24

That's when coffee in the morning just doesn't wake you up

16:26

enough.

16:27

Yeah, you have to have something that excited.

16:30

So that's I've seen that before where they put

16:32

those giant hooks through the skin And what

16:34

are you laying? Was he laying flat or like

16:36

feet?

16:37

No, he was flying through the air. Dude.

16:39

This dude thought he was like from the Cell.

16:42

Anna just posted the TMZ article.

16:44

Take take a quick click.

16:45

Remember the movie The Cell.

16:47

Remember when Miguel fucking leg dropped

16:49

that girl at his concert.

16:50

It was and he tried to jump.

16:52

It was that it.

16:53

Yeah, were you guys with I got

16:55

wasted with Miguel at had some like

16:58

a party for agency.

17:00

Yeah, and he was like, come in here, let's hook up. And

17:02

you're like, I don't want to. I'm not interested in you. And

17:04

he's like, that's not what I'm talking about. Check

17:06

out these hooks, and you're like, I'm really now running.

17:08

From this place. Yeah, look at this ship. Look

17:11

at dude.

17:11

This ship is insane.

17:12

This looks like remember the dude in fucking

17:15

Beetlejuice that would like when he went

17:17

to the Afterlife and he would like get pulled

17:19

around. He's like hanging up because oh

17:21

yeah, sure hit looks

17:24

like I gotta Beetlejuice.

17:26

The rocks so good.

17:27

Yeah, so glad there's not a sequel yet,

17:29

but there will be.

17:30

So how do you how does he mean? What in the David

17:33

Blaine is going on?

17:35

Dude, this is grow by the

17:37

way.

17:37

I still like that joke for him, people saying

17:39

what in the something? So it's piercings.

17:42

It's like bar piercings that are

17:44

in deep enough like that then you can

17:46

attach hooks to it and stretch your skin.

17:49

And I guess, like, look at this mic cord

17:51

going up there.

17:52

And I'm saying for the live show to

17:54

just to spice up maybe Columbus, you

17:57

know, Columbus, Ohio or yah.

17:59

Saying that it needs it. But yeah, not saying I

18:01

don't know what Columbus is going to do to us. Maybe

18:03

that's going to be our favorite city on the tour. I'm not sure.

18:06

Well, if we're hanging from our backskin, maybe

18:09

we just to spice it up, we throw

18:12

on some hany dangles.

18:16

Hooky wookies. I don't I don't

18:18

know, man, I don't think that.

18:19

I don't think that my little back area

18:22

right up there would actually support the weight of

18:24

my body.

18:25

I don't know.

18:26

Yeah, Miguel is a tinier man. I bet

18:29

I bet there is a weight limit. I was going to

18:31

bend those hooks real quick. I feel

18:33

like something's ripping or

18:36

like, dude, imagine imagine

18:38

it's your first time doing it and it just rips

18:40

your back off. You're so bummed

18:43

if your back just ripped something.

18:44

Really think that that's what that's what would happen.

18:47

What what's like the payoff here?

18:49

Like?

18:49

What is it? Is this like a bragging rights

18:52

kind of thing like at dinner parties. You get to be

18:54

like, actually, uh, check this out here?

18:56

You want to hook on like does it? Does it feel

18:58

good? Like? Does it? It's

19:01

not cool?

19:02

Well? I think it to you, it's not cool.

19:04

I think it's cool as hell.

19:06

No you don't, No, you don't. It's I don't

19:08

think it's cool at all.

19:09

I really don't think like that.

19:11

Nobody really gives a fuck.

19:13

I think it's cool.

19:15

You do. Well, what what's cool about him?

19:17

Blake?

19:17

I want to hear this. What's so fucking dope?

19:19

It looks like Batman?

19:20

But hang on a second, Blake, if I asked you before

19:23

this whole discussion here, if I asked you

19:25

to name ten thousand cool

19:28

things, this would not even be

19:30

in the top ten thousand. Oh, hooks in the bag

19:32

is up there, it's But

19:34

what I'm saying is it's not up there because

19:36

you would never have thought of it to be cool.

19:39

Well that's why I guess maybe is that why you think

19:41

it's cool?

19:41

Blake? Yeah, it's all it's not cool.

19:43

What it is is the people that get into

19:45

this kind of stuff were the kids

19:47

that like had no friends, and

19:50

they're like and they're actively going like

19:52

I have to think of something crazy to

19:55

do so people pay attention.

19:57

These are the kids who jump off the giant slide at the place

20:00

ground and like eat ship just to have

20:02

everyone watched.

20:03

But see, but I was that.

20:04

I was that, So I don't this is

20:06

not This is not cool to me,

20:09

Like I don't think get ready Okay,

20:11

but I think Miguel is a cool

20:14

dude. So I don't get it.

20:15

I think he is he cool or is he sexy?

20:18

Both? Okay, because he both, because

20:20

they're they're different.

20:21

Yeah, you might be right. Maybe he's just sexy

20:24

dude.

20:24

Who's the sexiest not cool

20:26

person?

20:27

I mean you, David Peers, David

20:29

hype Peers. That

20:32

was easy, beautiful

20:36

man.

20:37

That was very handsome.

20:40

Well, handsome is different than sexy. Handsome

20:42

is way different. This is true.

20:44

This is true.

20:44

This is hey, John Ham handsome

20:47

sexy. You don't think he's sex No, no, no, you

20:50

haven't seen his hands No

20:52

I have no.

20:52

Yeah, that's why he's handsome not

20:56

sexy. Interesting. This is insane.

20:59

I love what we get down one of the nitty gritty of just humanology.

21:03

How do we have that we're

21:05

doctors in humanology?

21:06

I think I would do this with like six to twelve

21:09

hooks in me, like if I could

21:11

do more than two.

21:13

Yeah, I'm used to seeing like seven hooks

21:15

in the back. This dude just has like two in

21:18

his shoulder.

21:19

You're used to seeing seven hooks

21:21

in the back.

21:21

Yeah, I was

21:24

just coming down from a science perspective.

21:26

But Blake has seen it, so he's.

21:28

No, I've definitely seen and you're used

21:30

to seeing seven hooks in the back.

21:32

If I had to do it, I would do it with none. I

21:34

think I would do that. If

21:37

I was going to do this, I would be dispersing it throughout

21:39

my whole body. This is nuts.

21:40

Yeah.

21:41

It's people laying like horizontal

21:43

and like they have the hooks in their back.

21:45

This dude's fully vertical.

21:47

What it is normally is people

21:49

are in a dungeon. Yes, this is

21:51

where it normally happens. Yeah, people are

21:54

in dungeons. They're pouring hot wax

21:56

all over each other.

21:57

There's one person that's like that's

21:59

just in like in a saran wrap with like

22:01

a little tube so they breathe.

22:05

Yeah, that's not chill. I don't like that. I

22:07

don't I don't fuck with plastic like that.

22:09

That's where it's usually happening in weird

22:11

sex.

22:12

I think it's not that.

22:13

I think that it's not in sex dungeons. It's

22:15

way too dangerous the liability

22:18

alone. I think that this is in front of a lot of people.

22:20

It's like when you go see like people practicing

22:23

circus shit in the park altogether.

22:25

Yeah, we're like really they're

22:27

just all trying to fuck, but like they're like, yeah, no, get up

22:29

on my feet and then like do that, and

22:31

then like I'll carry you, and then he climbs on to me. It's

22:34

a communal thing. And then

22:36

do they find the dungeon later.

22:38

No, it's they're in the dungeon.

22:40

Well, Adam's saying a sex a populated

22:42

sex dungeon. It's not just a sex du

22:45

Two people are talking like a sex like a

22:47

fuck vest.

22:48

And where is this?

22:56

Well, you guys heard about that that agent

22:59

that had a guy was killed

23:01

or someone was killed in his basement in

23:03

his sex dungeon a few years back.

23:05

I don't know what you're talking about, but you know what happened.

23:08

It was a w agent. He's

23:10

just like an agent, but he has

23:12

a sex dungeon. He's just like he's

23:15

just like a regular essay agent. But he had

23:17

a sex dungeon and someone died and it was

23:20

an accident. They didn't do it on purpose, but it was.

23:22

He was like in you know when

23:24

they put you in.

23:25

Like the sid was sitting on his face and

23:27

he's like, he just died.

23:32

No, it was like they put I forgot what

23:34

I understand of it. They put them

23:36

in like what do they call it, the

23:38

like their vacuum. Oh

23:41

yeah, with their vacuum sealed, and then they

23:43

have like a little hole for their mouth. Not

23:45

interesting, and then somehow that hole got was

23:48

fucked up.

23:49

Not interested. Don't care where I am what kind of dungeon

23:51

I am. I'm not fucking with plastic?

23:52

Yeah way really, yeah, that's

23:56

what.

24:00

Last Hanna just sent us the link death

24:02

in a Hollywood sex dungeon. How a Top

24:04

eight agency's executives mummification

24:07

ritual ended in tragedy.

24:09

Oh, mummification. That's

24:16

your agent. If you're like me on

24:18

Monday, you have to you have to call him about

24:20

like your silly projects

24:23

that you're writing on. And I know this

24:25

is weird, but Brendan Fraser wants to do the mummy

24:28

bree, so.

24:32

I know it's it's a bad it's bad timing,

24:35

but I do want to talk about the Mummy three

24:37

uh, I mean kind

24:39

of weird?

24:41

Is it better?

24:43

That's the whole thing is.

24:44

I'm like, how much better is it in

24:46

a fucking suit where you can't breathe?

24:49

It's gotta be good.

24:50

Yeah, No, it's not just hold your breath, Just

24:52

hold your breath, dude.

24:53

It's about it's all about finding that first

24:56

bat.

24:56

Or one of the or fucking one of those you know those

24:58

altitude trainers, fucking altitude trainer

25:00

where you can kind of like turn it down a little

25:02

bit, but plastic.

25:05

Kyle saying that, like.

25:08

Yeah, Kyle really knew exactly what to Kyle's

25:11

in scuba gear in the bedroom. That's

25:13

going on?

25:14

He gets in that Michael Jackson sleeping chamber.

25:17

Are you one of those dudes who you like to get

25:19

it on right before you fall asleep, Like you like

25:22

to be like almost like fully

25:24

out of it when you're when you knocked

25:26

out a little.

25:26

Bit like was it a dream or what? Like?

25:29

I didn't know that was the thing either. What is

25:31

going on?

25:31

That's I think that that's the Tiger Woods

25:34

is like you would like get really like into

25:36

a zone where you like.

25:38

Well, that's like you take ambient and then that was

25:40

like a thing that people said, you take ambient and then you

25:42

try and fuck before you fall asleep or whatever.

25:44

Right, Yeah, yeah, that's

25:47

hilarious. That seems insane. That seems

25:50

insane. I don't know. All these you get restless,

25:52

like syndrome, and then you're like, let's just go, let's

25:54

do it.

25:55

All these kinks they seem so dangerous. Well

25:57

in the kink shaming, I'm into. I'm into like

25:59

say kinks, you know what I mean, like

26:03

like, let's be safe about it. Let's get to the bottom.

26:05

Dow Man. Sometimes the more dangerous

26:07

the better.

26:07

Yeah, evidently this this agent like

26:10

he was I mean, he wasn't this

26:12

wasn't a secret. He was out and proud and

26:14

he was like lead like it's like.

26:16

It's mummy night, It's mummy night, mommy.

26:20

So he was like part of a culture.

26:22

He led like a where a

26:24

two thousand and five documentary called Pup, which

26:26

chronicles his involvement in pup play

26:29

a scene in which a handler and a human puff

26:32

puppy inter rat for sexual gratification.

26:34

That's a little weird y, I understand.

26:37

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. That's that's

26:39

kind of cool. Wait wait wait, whoa, whoa, whoa

26:42

wait wait what is that Let's see you're playing

26:44

with the puppy while you I think

26:46

that is just no. I think that is like someone

26:49

is a little is acting like a little dog

26:51

and they're crawling on the ground and they have a caller

26:53

in the lead, someone's actual

26:56

puppy.

26:56

Yes, there's not an actual dog there. I don't think

26:59

that's not cool.

27:00

Yeah, you know, and that is

27:03

pretty awesome. That's cool, that's cool, that's

27:05

cool. That's way cool. I

27:07

mean, like that's just a person leash, right,

27:09

I think so. I think so freaking

27:12

a leash. Wow, there

27:14

we go, freaks, there we go. Yeah.

27:18

I love that people are like, no kink shaming. It's like, yeah,

27:20

but this someone died, so like maybe that

27:22

one we don't do.

27:23

Yeah, well that's the thing. It's like we don't

27:25

want to shame it. We just want to create awareness

27:27

so that like maybe uh you're.

27:29

Saying, but sometimes see the thing

27:31

is is you can't shame.

27:33

But is the kink Like what is that? Like I'm

27:35

losing breath. That's my kink. I'm going right

27:37

to the edge of death. Is that?

27:39

Wow?

27:39

Yeah, that is that.

27:40

I think that is the king. Yes, as you're you're

27:42

going to the edge of death and coming back. I mean like

27:44

that was crazy literally coming back.

27:46

Coming ed's

27:49

the edging the fish.

27:51

Wow, I'm coming back?

27:53

Wow? What is this podcast about?

27:55

Flatlining?

27:56

Baby?

27:57

Well?

27:57

I think the thing is is we've we've gone

27:59

too far the other direction where you can't kink

28:01

shame, right, you can't shame

28:03

anything, but sometimes you need

28:06

to shame because people are doing crazy

28:08

shit and people are dying.

28:11

People need to be shamed, like you should

28:13

be able to make fun of ship, you know, because some people

28:15

need to die. That's what they have to

28:18

do. They have to die.

28:19

Oh you're saying this is like what

28:22

uh Murphy's Darwinism.

28:24

Yeah, that's it.

28:27

It's like Murphy Brown.

28:27

Yeah.

28:28

But dude, the other week when I was saying that we should

28:30

have a suicide pack, you were like very

28:32

much not on board. And I

28:35

got a lot of text messages from from

28:37

friends saying, Hey, maybe

28:39

maybe no suicide pack.

28:41

I know you're in pain. That's

28:44

that's sad that I don't like that. But

28:46

if.

28:48

I like to start suicide packs

28:50

with people and take it right to the limit and.

28:52

Then I'm sure that's something.

28:54

I'm sure that.

28:55

But if if I was questioning it, just just

28:57

saying that, say it again, Blake, Are you sure

28:59

that that's something.

29:01

I'm sure that's something.

29:02

Just questioning it is not shaming it. Just wondering

29:05

if it's safe is not shaming.

29:06

Yeah, that's a good point, Kyle. I like that.

29:09

I'm just saying it doesn't feel like. Yeah, Kyle's

29:11

like a porno lifeguard. That's that's

29:14

it. It's just he's blowing the whistle and he's just going,

29:16

are weird? Yeah? Advices?

29:19

All right? You guys got plastic buddy?

29:24

Yeah, chill is that

29:26

person shitting on your chest?

29:28

You want that that and you want

29:30

that right?

29:31

You want him to piss in your mouth and you can and

29:34

you can breathe, and you can breathe carry all

29:36

that, all that diarrhea being poured

29:38

on your head while you're.

29:40

You're good with ready cool?

29:42

That all right? He said it the two

29:45

girls, one cup you you you signed

29:47

up for that? All right?

29:48

God what an era that was.

29:51

So this guy's house was in Los

29:53

Folies, just in the hills right there, and it

29:56

says stairs located on the right side of the house,

29:58

go down to the basement door. The basement

30:01

is outfitted as a BDSM style

30:03

dungeon. The room is equipped with paddle floor tiles,

30:06

a Saint Andrew's cross, a ladder,

30:08

black chairs, I

30:11

think a classic like cross so you

30:13

can not hot hot hot, right, I

30:15

mean someone looked that up, a paddle

30:18

examination table, and metal cage

30:20

racks on the walls containing xingu

30:24

Numerous floggers, paddles, crops, canes,

30:26

leather masks and hoods and ropes

30:28

are noted in the room. Accessories

30:32

are noted in the room. Numerous

30:36

eye hooks are observed on the ceiling

30:38

and ceiling beams for suspension.

30:43

And bondage.

30:45

You like, if one

30:47

of us, like I just went over to Blake's

30:50

new house and I'm like, you know it took a little

30:52

tour, and be like cool, love it. And you know

30:54

when we go over to each other's homes for

30:57

the first time, you're like, here, check this out, look at this.

30:59

If you just go in the basement and that is in the

31:01

basement, you're like, here's

31:03

my kookie room.

31:04

Well you just asked. You just check in, And that's when you have a

31:06

check in with your butt you're like, hey, you're being safe.

31:09

You're good.

31:09

You're good, like you're good. You blow

31:11

the vessels all good?

31:13

This big uh, this big bat.

31:19

I see there's a big ot like tub over there,

31:21

five gallon bucket filled with dial So.

31:23

You're you are collecting your piss. You're collecting

31:25

your piss.

31:26

You're good and you're good as long as

31:28

you're good hoping. But you got to look them in the eyes and

31:30

make sure that they're good.

31:32

You know, you got a few buckets of your own urine

31:34

in here. You good, You're

31:37

good, You're good. I'm good.

31:39

There's a lot of someone else's

31:41

fingernails in here. Good

31:45

jar, good for the jar man?

31:47

Is that hot dog flavor water? What's going? Why are

31:49

you saving that? Why are you saving that?

31:51

That looks like a filled to the brim

31:53

jar of hot dog flavored water?

31:55

You good? Good? Yeah,

31:58

I'm just gonna ask one more time, are you like

32:00

before you leave, before you go out

32:02

and back to the kitchen, you want

32:06

to get a little cry, Yeah, he's you

32:08

know you want eggs right now?

32:10

You went some eggs, of course.

32:12

But just real quick before we head out, lost,

32:14

Yes, you good? Down here, bro, like

32:16

you're good.

32:17

You're good?

32:18

Are you good? Are you good?

32:19

I see what this looks like? Uh like

32:22

human like shavings of human flesh?

32:24

Are you good?

32:26

Yeah? I could tell this might not be good. Bro, this

32:30

is not good.

32:30

I need this is This is blood.

32:33

This is a whole mason jar

32:35

full of human blood. So are

32:38

you good?

32:38

You're good, You're good. It's on the line,

32:41

starting to ride the line a little bit. Oh,

32:46

who is this one of those sa Andrew's crosses

32:49

here? I heard about these? What

32:52

is this? What is this? Looking up?

32:53

Real quick?

32:54

Let me look it up real quick? Now hang on like that's for

32:56

strapping people to write.

32:57

Yeah, strapped people do that?

32:59

Yeah? Yeah, huh?

33:00

Are you good?

33:01

Now? Now this wall it

33:04

looks like uh now, this is this it

33:06

looks like now there's a tattoo on

33:09

the This is leather and there's a tattoo

33:11

here. It looks like it's human skin.

33:14

Are you good?

33:15

Yes?

33:16

Now this wall

33:18

it's made out of a human backskin?

33:21

You good? Now?

33:22

If I push this brick, a door opens

33:25

up down to a padded room

33:28

with the pummel horse.

33:29

And there's good Yeah. And I do hear screaming

33:32

out there. I hear a lot of screaming. There's

33:34

literal little scratch marks on the walls.

33:37

You've been trying to get out, Bro, Do.

33:38

You want to hit a hike or something?

33:40

You know, we were we were gonna go to

33:42

Runing Canyon and uh walk

33:45

your you're pug.

33:46

But still good for running or not? This?

33:49

Uh, this gymnastics

33:51

is it really installed? You had someone come in here

33:54

and install these? Huh that's that's

33:56

expensive. That's a lot of work for

33:58

something like this.

33:59

Are you good?

34:00

Yeah?

34:00

There's a there's a some wet

34:02

marks here and then a lot of human hair,

34:06

a lot of it. Could it's either human or

34:08

animal hair. I can't exactly tell

34:11

you good?

34:14

Is this animal? Is this human? That's human?

34:17

That's human? Okay?

34:17

She told me to wear my shoes for crewise. Goddamn

34:22

dag. Now I wore sandals

34:24

and you you made me take them off when I came

34:26

in the kitchen.

34:27

Why did I wear my cross?

34:28

And I'm farefoot now and it's

34:31

it's real sticky, real, real sticky.

34:35

It's that hot dog flavored water.

34:37

What's about that bed of nails?

34:39

Now?

34:40

I'm trying to leave and you're holding

34:42

me back. And I looked

34:44

and found h on my ankle, and I'm just asking

34:47

if you're good.

34:48

I'm starting to fade out of.

34:52

Your your.

34:59

Charco I'm

35:05

not good.

35:08

I don't know if you're good. I'm not good.

35:13

My butthole.

35:15

I'm good.

35:17

No, that's not right

35:19

now. Right now, you're currently fisting

35:22

my asshole. You good or I'm

35:25

good, baby.

35:26

You're back.

35:27

Now, here's my question.

35:28

If this, if this is your agent, there's

35:30

no way he's not constantly talking

35:33

about this, right.

35:34

I mean he's probably been so annoying

35:36

about like his crazy weekend.

35:38

You're trying to be casual, like, yeah, kids, we

35:40

did the we went to Disney. You know how that goes well.

35:44

If you think your feeder sore should see my asshole.

35:46

This weekend is crazy and I don't

35:49

want to see any calls from Universal.

35:51

I have my ass while propped open with

35:54

a metal You.

35:56

Know, I had a pink sock situation.

35:59

I had a complete pink fox situation.

36:01

My asshole was inverted.

36:03

I was did you read the latest draft?

36:05

I didn't you?

36:06

Oh did that come through?

36:08

I was blindfolded all weekend.

36:09

You couldn't read. It was getting

36:12

uh fisted. I hope that wasn't

36:14

a plastic piece of plastic and you.

36:15

Know it was yeah,

36:18

well I had a real stinking rose

36:20

of a weekend. Oh he went to the restaurant.

36:23

No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's

36:26

that restaurant there on I think los Cienago

36:28

called the Stinking Rose. You went there? No,

36:31

no, no, no, no, Like, who who were his

36:33

clients?

36:34

Like, who's on his who's on his roster?

36:36

Dude? He it was like they're hot. He

36:38

was the head of Imagine Television for a

36:40

while. He was like the kids station.

36:43

No, that's Imagine is like Brian

36:45

Grazer and Ron Howard's coming. Oh

36:48

my gosh, dude. He was like a huge

36:50

he was a huge agent. Sure, and

36:52

it was a senior VP of business development

36:55

at w M A is where he was at

36:57

Holy Smokes and.

36:59

He might still be. I was even doing that job. Holes

37:01

in his back.

37:02

And I don't think he did anything like illegal.

37:05

I think everyone was.

37:06

I'm not saying illegal.

37:08

It was you know, someone tragically

37:10

died.

37:11

I go, yeah, by the way, let's just circle

37:14

back. Sure, super sad

37:16

situation. Yes, yeah, yes,

37:18

Jeff is sad. Also like maybe

37:20

don't be there, yeah, but I

37:23

just am like, just be safe. Just

37:25

be safe, come back, come back. Who are these clients?

37:27

Ile just wants to make sure you're good.

37:30

Just come back fucking like ten percent before

37:33

that, you know what I mean? Like, come on back.

37:36

But think of think of where he was. It

37:38

was probably about to be the biggest bust ever.

37:41

Dude, great, I mean,

37:43

but who and what what is this bus that they're chasing.

37:45

Did they have a bus where they're toe shot off

37:48

like Adam and they're just trying to get

37:50

that bust back?

37:51

Oh?

37:52

Could never. You're not gonna get chasing that

37:54

high man. Like any addiction, it.

37:56

Must it must be so good, because

37:59

why else would you do ship like

38:01

it happened?

38:02

You know, it's it's pretty good. Ready,

38:06

it's pretty good, just like regular.

38:09

Do you guys remember your yours?

38:13

Do you have one? In the moment?

38:15

Oh god, this is crass. Oh

38:17

my god, you just remember. You just reminded me of something

38:19

in crass that

38:21

crass.

38:22

The year was two tho fourteen.

38:25

Answer, this is crass. It

38:27

was comic Con.

38:32

What's comic Con?

38:34

And Isaac was fucking

38:37

Isaac.

38:39

Isaac, you're looking at my asshole. You're good.

38:46

I can't wait for him to just come

38:49

on screen. Come on, come on screen after

38:51

this and just like you guys are working, what did your what

38:53

are you guys doing?

38:54

It never happened, It didn't happen.

38:56

We know for the podcast.

38:58

Uh you take back serpologies

39:01

or kink shames a way.

39:04

Dude, I have a gear shift if

39:06

you guys want a little gear shift.

39:09

Yeah, man, shift those gears.

39:11

Let's shift gears. Let's go another hour.

39:13

I got this sick fucking high

39:15

eight camera that I might bring on tour with us.

39:17

Oh dude, we can see everything you're doing,

39:19

by the way, because you have a huge mirror

39:22

behind it.

39:22

I know I'm grabbing it. I'm grabbing it. I'm grabbing

39:24

it to show you guys because it's like.

39:26

Did you move rooms, Kyle, what happened? You have

39:28

a new setup?

39:29

No, I just switched it around and put my desk

39:31

in a spot. I like that. You do that.

39:33

I feel like I never do that. Once I put

39:35

my desk or put my shit one place,

39:37

it lives there until I moved

39:40

from that place.

39:41

You're not a rearranger. You're not a rearranger.

39:43

I think every six months, every six months,

39:45

I kind of fuck with it. I really do. It is a power

39:47

ranger.

39:48

I really do. I remember my parents rearranging

39:50

the house and that shit was cool.

39:52

Look at this thing. It fucking works.

39:53

Oh wow, so this is a handicam.

39:56

Yeah, so this is vintage.

39:58

I remember that one. It was thirteen ninety nine

40:00

and B and M or BNW or whatever that

40:02

magazine is. Dude. Oh oh yeah, bnh

40:05

BNH, thank you, I remember that fucker. Yeah, yeah,

40:07

yeah, dude. This thing is sick.

40:09

This is like pre film school, like high

40:11

school. It's a handycam. It's a high

40:13

eight. It's like the original digital.

40:15

Kyle, this thing you should just film constantly

40:19

and let's make a documentary about us

40:21

on tour.

40:22

Sell it to those damn streamers.

40:23

Kyle.

40:23

I'm going to try and get I'm going to try

40:26

and put some good audio on top of this so I

40:28

don't have to use the microphone inside.

40:30

What's the model number on that? This is

40:32

a sony handycam. Let

40:34

me see where does it say that?

40:36

I don't know.

40:37

Well, that's three hundred and thirty digital zoom,

40:40

dude, that's how you can three You can zoom

40:42

in three hundred and thirty times. My

40:45

god, I'm gonna be zooming into the balcony with this model

40:47

number that I don't know. Oh,

40:50

here we go, uh CCD TR

40:53

seven one six, okay

40:56

TR seven. My brother knew

40:58

it. When I was like, hey, Adam, I got this, He's

41:00

like, oh, that's the see or I'm

41:02

like, how do you know that? Shit?

41:04

Why do you need to know me? What is the purpose?

41:07

I'm looking it up because I I'm almost

41:09

positive I remember seeing that camera

41:11

and knowing the price was out of my price range

41:14

for back in.

41:14

The day, and I got like, A, I

41:16

got digital, A's looks great.

41:18

Do you remember when uh kile, remember

41:20

when we found that camera on

41:22

Craigslist and I had a little

41:24

bit of money and we went and bought the

41:27

uh.

41:27

Yes, what was that? The dB That was the

41:30

Sony DVX DVX

41:32

one hundred. A wait, you

41:34

guys just found money. No, Adam

41:36

had, no I had.

41:38

I had a little bit of money and so I

41:40

had like twenty five dollars and that's how much

41:42

it costs. And I was like, fuck it, fuck you remember,

41:45

and we bought that and that's what we filmed all of the

41:47

MC videos on.

41:48

And then we all pitched in, like you bought that. I

41:51

had the edit gear we all pitched in on a good

41:53

microphone after a couple of sketches, and

41:55

then we were we were good to go.

41:57

Off to the races. And do you remember that that's

41:59

what filmed David le Chappelle's

42:02

Rise on the actual camera, Yeah,

42:04

the actual camera. It

42:09

was crump dancing was crunk with

42:11

the K right, I thought it was

42:13

crumping. I thought it was a documentary on crumping.

42:16

And I think it is called the Yeah,

42:18

and.

42:18

It is called Rise. I was right by right, you

42:20

got it. I think you look up aout David

42:22

le Chappelle's Crump.

42:24

Yes, David

42:26

la Chappelle made a whole documentary

42:28

on crump.

42:29

Why are we saying le Chappelle? I believe

42:31

it's la Chappelle. I think it's

42:34

la Chappelle.

42:35

I'm just following.

42:36

I wonder if he was bummed when David Dave

42:39

Chappelle became the biggest

42:41

star, or if he's just like yeah.

42:43

But I think they kind of were simultaneously

42:46

rising because he was doing music videos back

42:48

in the day at this time that like,

42:50

uh not how high?

42:52

But what's the movie called with the half

42:54

break Brewer? Half Break? Yeah? Did

42:57

they ever I wonder if they ever collabed if

43:00

we had Dave, there's no doubt

43:02

that their homies.

43:03

They have to be, absolutely

43:06

have to be.

43:06

Yeah, there's gonna be a picture of them.

43:08

Someone is notoriously

43:11

great at crumping rise.

43:14

Really Yeah, I do remember

43:16

when it was like crumping is next

43:19

and it kind of let's just say there's still break

43:21

dancers, and that started in the eighties and

43:23

I don't know how many crumpers.

43:26

I don't know if it stood the test of time. So

43:29

what was crumping. Crumping was just like

43:31

where you're.

43:31

Really popping and locking and like slamming

43:34

into it. But maybe they.

43:36

Think that's still Isn't that like what

43:39

this move was, or that every.

43:41

Don't do anything fucking

43:45

thread's gonna shoot out this one.

43:47

Where you're kind of like, this is how we

43:49

got here, Dude, I'm not. I'm believe

43:51

me. I could barely stand and sit at this point, but but

43:54

I can crump bitch that

43:57

move, right, Yeah, yeah,

44:00

everybody, you're gonna want to watch the live stream for

44:02

this. Yeah, yeah, you got trump.

44:06

But I thought crump because remember they were like crump

44:08

clowns, right, do you guys remember that that

44:10

sh it was kind of cool?

44:11

Then I was like, Okay, this has got your

44:14

definition? Is that cool again?

44:19

Ten thousand cool lists?

44:21

You're not thinking of that list

44:23

for being for sure the one that is hanging

44:25

on to cool the longest, or

44:27

is at least attempting to. Uh, your

44:31

definition of cool is way way

44:33

different mine. You got to think outside

44:36

the box. Man, Hey, then that is cool.

44:38

It's all about how he says it. It's cool.

44:40

It's cool, right, that's

44:43

the word.

44:45

I remember really thinking crump clowns

44:47

were really awesome, and I still do.

44:50

And then there's really awesome. I

44:53

remember thinking, you remember

44:55

thinking it because it because you did,

44:57

and then now you don't.

44:58

Oh yeah, well it's been a while to I've actually

45:00

thought about crumping clowns, but for a

45:03

while there.

45:03

Now, dude, and I'm watching this trailer right

45:05

now. It is insane that

45:08

that this was a whole documentary of people just

45:10

going like.

45:11

Right, right, right right,

45:14

Adam, Adam. I know you haven't found

45:16

him.

45:17

I know yourself.

45:18

I know this is your second man.

45:20

You're either walking or dancing. But my man, if

45:22

you can't walk, you can't dance, please

45:24

don't.

45:25

I cannot go to WM and tell

45:27

them you went out like this.

45:29

Dude, there I mean, I just got I've been going to see

45:31

specialists every every other day. I'm going to a

45:33

new specialist. Just got a new one the other

45:35

day. They're testing me for all the diseases.

45:38

Now, okay, okay, which

45:40

one fingers crossed?

45:41

See if I have some sort of and I'm going

45:43

to have to go to I just went to a neurologist and

45:46

he wants me to go to a rheumatologist,

45:48

which they check for diseases

45:51

of and disorders of the muscles,

45:53

bones, and joints.

45:55

So that's what he thinks it's going on.

45:57

He's like, this, man, my man's

46:00

some joint disorders.

46:02

Because all of like just a

46:04

muscle will just lock up and

46:06

spasm.

46:07

So like, just what's happening to you right now?

46:10

Yeah, and my left leg and left

46:12

arm are now going numb, completely

46:14

numb.

46:15

Fuck. Yeah. Yeah, everybody's pretty worried

46:17

about me. Yeah.

46:18

Vietnam, Vietnam. That's nerves,

46:20

right, I mean, that's dude. You just got to drink

46:23

more water. Let's talk about some dates coming up that we're

46:25

gonna be at your city lot. That

46:28

is true, Medford,

46:35

Massachusets. We're basically sold out.

46:37

I want to say, there's like one hundred tickets left, So get

46:39

the fuck out there and get some tickets Chicago.

46:41

The Chicago Theater is fucking massive. We

46:44

try to step up to the plate. I don't know if we're

46:46

gonna sell this one out if the people

46:49

don't come. There's thousands

46:52

of people already there. But dude, those back seats they're

46:54

hell of cheap.

46:55

Well three

46:57

thousand or thirty eight hundred,

47:00

it's almost for a now theater, so it's almost fourth

47:02

thousand and uh free.

47:04

We still there's only you

47:06

know, a few hundred left. It's

47:08

not like we're that far off.

47:10

But helps us not

47:12

look like bitches.

47:13

We don't want to be bitches everywhere.

47:17

And that's September seventeenth in Chicago.

47:19

September twenty second, we're coming out to where

47:22

Phoenix, Phoenix, Phoenix,

47:24

Phoenix, Phoenix, Arizona, to be specifically.

47:27

All I thought you went Phoenix,

47:30

Massachusetts. That was confusing. That

47:32

would have been a shorter flight.

47:35

And then we're back in Long Beach on the twenty third September,

47:37

and then we're out to Denver, the Mile

47:40

High City on September twenty

47:42

four.

47:42

We're gonna rip bongs that

47:45

oh dude. That's that's the dude

47:48

that is the craziest. Uh

47:50

Phoenix to Long Beach, that makes that makes

47:52

a lot of sense. And then to Denver that's

47:55

going to be a real whoops of douzel.

47:56

Yeah, oh, coming in mile High.

47:58

It's going to be off the hook though, it's gonna be good.

48:00

Yeah, we're gonna come in hot, hot, hot hot. To

48:02

Denver. That's gonna be sick.

48:05

Like if we don't come out to Denver the

48:07

Last Dinosaur.

48:08

The theme song, we're coming out, Oh we

48:10

have to.

48:11

I'm an I'm a dangle from some from

48:13

hooks, like we

48:15

gotta come out to some Denver the Last Dinosaur.

48:18

Yeah, Denver's gonna be fucking sick.

48:19

Is it harder to breathe in Denver or what?

48:22

Yeah about breathing?

48:24

Yeah, that's that's sort of your Yeah,

48:27

what's going on?

48:28

I've noticed like every once in a while you'll be talking,

48:32

it'll just like kind of bottom out a little bit.

48:34

Are you is your esophagus closing?

48:36

He's old as dirt, he's getting up there.

48:38

I just because my body is betraying

48:40

me.

48:41

And Adam, I'm I'm

48:43

not as I'm not as.

48:44

Crazy as you but crazy as

48:47

the definition of crazy. My leg

48:49

has been numb for a year, now, you know what I mean,

48:51

Like it's fucked up. It's no

48:54

I have it's nerve, it's nerves.

48:57

Leg is numb. And Adams, wait, it's like two

48:59

of us can't feel our legs. Mine's not

49:01

the whole feeling minds. Mine's like just the just

49:04

the thigh right here, right this you.

49:07

Get you get you some gaba pentaspathy.

49:11

Bro, that'spathy.

49:13

Do they go?

49:14

They go take one pill. I went to one doctor

49:16

and he goes, take one pill at night and

49:19

see how it goes.

49:20

Do the hockey poke?

49:21

And I went to another doctor. I went

49:23

to another doctor and he goes, bump that up. That's

49:26

way too low. Bump that up to at least the two

49:28

pills at night. And I'm like, okay, just at night

49:30

and.

49:30

You woke up on your roof. And then I went

49:33

to another specialist and he goes, that's

49:35

not going to do anything. Bump that up to three

49:37

pills three times a day.

49:39

Five yeah, nine,

49:41

nine white pills. No, hold

49:44

up, hold up, that's it's science. Hold

49:46

up, Adam, you have to watch that fucking

49:49

show. What was the drug show

49:51

with Uh yeah, Michael

49:55

Keith Keaton, Yeah, it's opie.

49:58

What is it called?

49:59

Is it called?

50:01

Did you see opioid?

50:03

Is that what?

50:04

You got to watch that one? Just so we don't lose you dope

50:06

sick, dope sick sick. No dude.

50:08

I started to watch the newest one Painkiller

50:11

with Matthew Broderick. Oh yeah, and

50:13

I got so depressed because it's literally

50:16

exactly my life right now. Of like

50:19

an injury, you get prescribed

50:21

pills and then you become an addict.

50:24

Yeah, which is why you gotta gaba pinin.

50:26

Isn't that's not an opiate? That that's

50:28

not a nun.

50:32

Watching them, No, but we don't. I don't know what gabba

50:35

penin is one of those things that's prescribed for a lot

50:37

of things.

50:37

I think, yeah, it's it's nerve, it's nerve

50:40

pined. So they're essentially they're going like, we think

50:42

it's we think it's nerve, but we can't find

50:44

where it's pinched and we can't find what's

50:46

wrong.

50:46

With So it is a pain killer. It's a pain killer.

50:48

No, it's a nerve number.

50:51

Yes, nerve number. It's

50:53

a pain killer, but it's to kill the pain. Of specifically

50:56

nerve pain.

50:57

And it's not an op because my dad,

50:59

my dad got an alarm.

51:00

Now I do have hydra codon. That

51:03

opioids man, Yeah, that is opioids, and I

51:05

don't take that up.

51:06

It takes six real quick. You see what happens.

51:08

Hydra codones. Those are those

51:10

are the Those are bad news man. I

51:13

mean there, they'll help you out, but you shouldn't

51:15

be on them for longer.

51:16

I only take those if the paint is very

51:19

bad, and then I'll take one only

51:21

at night.

51:22

So I'm I'm careful with that ship and.

51:24

Our producer who will not go

51:27

name, so that fucking uh.

51:30

The pet people don't come for I give three

51:32

pills of before

51:36

he gets yo pat. I

51:38

don't know how honestly, I don't know how I feel.

51:40

About that described by the vet.

51:43

It makes maybe what is this ship?

51:45

Maybe don't take them to get groom. Maybe just hose them

51:47

down the back.

51:47

To look up.

51:49

Yeah, there's no how to handle cats. He's always

51:51

talking about putting them underwater.

51:54

Then you watch kids, Yeah, and then you come

51:56

back gave the cat and you dunk it in the

51:58

pool and you call it a washing

52:01

the cat.

52:02

It's hard it's hard to do. That's what they call washing the

52:04

cat.

52:05

You know, washing the cat is right? Oh

52:08

man, interesting that that happens in the

52:10

dungeon. Now that

52:13

is uh. It looks like you washed

52:15

a cat down here. You good?

52:17

You're good.

52:21

Looks like you're bathing a cat

52:24

down here? You good?

52:29

What is that? I don't even know what it was?

52:31

The cat?

52:32

The cat? What is that? What is that whole thing? I

52:35

noticed your cats.

52:38

Look like they're they've recently

52:41

been groomed.

52:43

And I know how hard that is.

52:45

So I'm just wondering if you're good.

52:47

You have some of the cleanest cats I've ever

52:50

seen, and that's oh my god,

52:52

those are some clean cats.

52:53

They smell like verbal essence.

52:55

My god, these

52:58

all your cats, these

53:01

all your cats.

53:02

Damn.

53:03

Remember

53:05

that herbal commercial where they were like.

53:08

Yeah, we talked about it. That's

53:11

why Homer

53:15

girls good, Blake,

53:19

Are you good today? Dude? You look like you're about

53:21

to fall asleep or something. Yeah, happening.

53:23

Did you take some AMBIENTA what's

53:25

going on? Bro?

53:26

I took some Gaba pen and I'm fucking

53:29

on cloud.

53:30

Maybe it doesn't so far, I don't

53:33

feel anything from the Gaba pit and I've been taking

53:35

fistfuls of it, so it's it

53:38

is not working for me.

53:38

If it doesn't work, I would just flush it

53:41

and let the fish eat it. It

53:43

crawls out of the ocean a couple.

53:45

I have so many different pills.

53:47

I have like a giant

53:49

gallon zip bag that it's filled with different

53:52

pills that I've been prescribed.

53:53

That I'm like just a grab bag.

53:56

They aren't working, Yeah, they aren't working,

53:59

and then they mean something else and then

54:01

I but I you know, what do you do with

54:03

them?

54:03

You just kind of keep them forever?

54:05

Yeah, well until the until they expire.

54:08

What I like to do is I like to put them all in. I like

54:10

to empty them all in a bag and make them around

54:12

and then take them blender grab

54:15

them and then reach my hand in take

54:17

like five randoms and see if that were

54:20

well, grab bag, that's a sick kink.

54:22

I'm down.

54:23

Yeah, that's kind of my kink. Is uh is

54:26

down for that low purple

54:28

pills.

54:29

Take a little bit out and put it back in.

54:32

All of my musical knowledge is

54:34

from the year like two thousand and two

54:37

is two thousand to two thousand and four,

54:40

that's u.

54:41

All of my musical knowledge. Adam was a huge

54:43

D twelve fan. Oh Purple

54:46

Pills was sick. Yeah,

54:49

cak, dude.

54:50

I was big fans of all the other like

54:53

not the famous, like Murphy Lee

54:55

and all of uh, all

54:58

of Nelly's homies. That's that's

55:00

what I loved. Yeah,

55:03

the team name a member of D twelve

55:06

Lloyd Banks, no bros.

55:12

That's my favorite. I've got one, I've

55:14

got one. You've got the one that everyone Oh wait,

55:16

I know what you got it? O Bi Trice, O

55:18

b Trice.

55:20

You just looked down. You looked at that.

55:22

No, I didn't. I didn't when

55:24

you were looking down, I was about I typed

55:26

D twelve and I stopped and then I said, ob

55:29

Obi Trice real.

55:30

Typed D twelve. Ob Twice

55:33

popped up.

55:34

Oh it's not there, dude, it's not there. Don't

55:37

do that to me. My guy, Bernie Lomax bought

55:39

the album and I was like, this has two songs.

55:41

Don't do that to me. Okay, remember, but

55:44

then there's the guy who died, the guy who died.

55:46

Bizarre, Bizarre.

55:48

He's the big fat guy. He was cool man.

55:51

Yeah. Who was the dude who was like M's

55:53

right hand man who died.

55:55

I think that's yellow

55:58

Obi Trice.

55:59

No, no, no, his guy, it was like his.

56:02

It was like the leader of D twelve.

56:04

That wasn't I know it because I finished

56:06

my Google search now so I know.

56:08

Now I can tell you who

56:10

we got.

56:11

I want to know. It's

56:13

proof you got it. You got it. I mean I just sent

56:16

us whole length. But yeah, also, Obi Trice

56:19

not a member.

56:20

I was wondering. See, okay, Obi

56:22

Trice was.

56:23

But that's what I was thinking. Okay, cool man,

56:26

that's we're on the same wavelength.

56:28

I got bizarre, so I get I get the point.

56:31

Yeah, I did. I got nothing. I mean Lloyd

56:33

Banks was the only one that I got was a swing

56:36

and it was it. He wasn't the blue and

56:38

yellow purple pillar. I mean, G unit was better

56:41

than D twelve. Correct?

56:42

Is that your statement that this is D twelve

56:45

but one?

56:46

Yeah, Hey,

56:49

guys, I personally like, what

56:51

there's only nine members of details?

56:53

Well there's I'm yeah, that's

56:55

a problem. There's other members. There's supposed

56:57

to be twelve members of D twelve, right, there's

56:59

only nine shown here.

57:00

I don't know.

57:02

Okay, but okay, so Tony Tony

57:06

was in Unit. Yeah, he's a bigger

57:09

star than anyone in D

57:11

twelve, and so is Lloyd.

57:13

Had he had a hit song, he had a hit.

57:14

G Unit is more successful

57:16

than D twelve for sure, for sure.

57:18

Okay, but I know Detroit Lions

57:20

one the other night. That's that's not right on the bread.

57:23

But D twelve was probably more fun

57:25

than Yes, if

57:27

you had to go to like a Discovery Zone with a

57:29

rap group, you're gonna want to go with D

57:31

twelve. They're so fun. I feel like they

57:33

were having fun all nine of.

57:35

Them, D nine of them. That's right. That's

57:37

where I totally disagree because I would

57:39

roll with G UNIT. I feel like to

57:41

a kid's party, Yeah, to a kid's Discovery

57:44

Zone.

57:45

Yes. I will say that the commercials

57:47

for Discovery Zone went the Discovery

57:49

Zone and they would say Unit.

57:51

So there might be like a.

57:54

Great parallel great parallel

57:56

brother.

57:57

Yeah, and you know like what

58:00

I like, get shut. That's

58:04

that's a soul though.

58:05

Yeah.

58:05

But yo, dude, g you know, twelve

58:10

twelve a.

58:11

Super If they went on tour to

58:14

O boy, it's the fiftie of the year.

58:16

Well, you know how like they're always they

58:18

keep doing these like like when

58:21

we were Young tour. That's like every band

58:23

that was popular when we were in

58:25

our early twenties. Yeah, uh, they

58:27

have to do that for rap, Like why they've

58:29

been doing that.

58:30

I went to the Kings of Rap tour

58:32

like five years ago with like fucking

58:35

everybody. It was like day Lost

58:37

Soul, Uh, Chuck,

58:40

d ice Cube, ll

58:42

cool J. By the way,

58:44

ice Cube. I was like, yeah, I like ice Cube

58:47

enough. He was un fucking

58:49

believable. It was at the Hollywood Bowl.

58:51

He had everybody in like the palm

58:54

of his hand, and when he did today

58:56

was a good day. I was like,

58:58

I think this is the uh, most

59:01

quotable rap song in the history

59:04

of rap songs. Everyone knows

59:06

the second half to every line, every

59:09

line, right, Yeah.

59:11

It's very good. It's fucking

59:13

crazy, rap it, forestures, rap

59:15

it for ut I only know the second.

59:17

He has to the first and then I go, yeah, the second

59:19

half of this, Yeah?

59:22

What about He had the Peace album

59:24

when we listened to that recently, Blake he

59:26

had the War in Peace.

59:27

Yeah, the double and

59:30

the Peace.

59:31

Album was in my car for fucking years

59:33

right when I got my license and I used to thump.

59:35

It so hard.

59:36

You freaking bump the hell out of that

59:38

tape.

59:39

I'll tell you that what was today

59:41

was a good day off predator.

59:42

I was mostly a Nelly Tim

59:45

McGraw fan.

59:45

That was the one when we were friends.

59:48

Dude. Oh yeah, you would listen to that over and over again,

59:50

over and over again.

59:55

Okay, give

59:57

them.

1:00:00

I'm just stoked. I knew that song. They were like, let's

1:00:02

make so much money and drop this track.

1:00:04

Yeah damn yeah. The fact that now

1:00:06

that country is like more popular than ever,

1:00:08

it seems I don't know.

1:00:10

It seems coded racism to me. I don't I'm not

1:00:12

on board.

1:00:12

I don't like it.

1:00:14

We go this seems like white power

1:00:16

shit, I'm not on board. Well, I don't really what

1:00:19

did I miss? What did I miss?

1:00:20

I would like to go to stage coach though, just because

1:00:22

it does seem.

1:00:23

Like that's a fucking rally.

1:00:25

I'm not going the stage coach.

1:00:29

Go on, man, what's

1:00:32

chill about it?

1:00:33

Dude? I just went to I went to a birthday party.

1:00:35

I haven't been out to the desert in years, and I just went to a

1:00:37

birthday party out in Palm

1:00:39

Springs this past weekend.

1:00:41

Nice is great, great

1:00:43

pickle ball out there, Okay.

1:00:45

It was crazy. We were outside and all

1:00:48

of a sudden, you were like, why can't we see the sun?

1:00:50

Like what this is?

1:00:51

Like this weird cloud came over and all of a sudden,

1:00:53

it just was a sandstorm, and

1:00:56

you forgot like, oh, we're in

1:00:59

the desert. The sandstorm just hit

1:01:01

and suddenly like we went inside

1:01:03

and came out like thirty minutes after it was

1:01:05

over and everything was just covered.

1:01:07

Did you find a genie in a lamp or

1:01:09

anything like Aladdin?

1:01:11

No, dude, I wish I'd be fucking sick.

1:01:13

So you had a little mini mini burning Man

1:01:16

scenario.

1:01:18

Was also happening this past weekend. I mean,

1:01:21

and I like that they're giving everyone ship for like leaving.

1:01:24

I would leave.

1:01:27

No, people couldn't leave, Like yeah, that was the whole

1:01:29

thing, Like no, no, no, to hike five miles or

1:01:31

whatever, you had to walk five miles through the

1:01:33

mud and then you hitch hike, Like I guess.

1:01:36

That's like Diplo and Chris Rock. People

1:01:39

were shitting on them.

1:01:40

I think that's just those people.

1:01:41

No, I know a handful of people that did that exact

1:01:43

same thing. I think a lot of people just went like leatro,

1:01:46

fuck this, I'm out.

1:01:47

Yeah, whoa, Well, what's the big deal. Why

1:01:49

didn't everyone do that? Yeah, that's a long hike.

1:01:51

Well, because you're the whole thing about Bernie

1:01:54

Man is you're supposed to leave no trace of Bernie

1:01:56

Man. You're supposed to walk in.

1:01:58

Yeah, but the nerds the set of things up clean.

1:02:00

Yeah, like that's what I'm saying. I'm like, well, my ass

1:02:02

isn't bringing anything.

1:02:03

Half the people there are just trying to get on Instagram

1:02:05

with some fucking dumb ass outfit.

1:02:07

Anyway. Yeah, then by

1:02:09

the way, and they'll leave and then the real

1:02:12

the real g's the ogs they'll do. They'll

1:02:14

get back to the Burning Man basics. I'm sure it was the best

1:02:16

one yet. Yeah, I bet it was.

1:02:18

I was kind of thinking that, like everybody was heating

1:02:20

on it. I'm like, isn't this fucking dope though?

1:02:22

Isn't this what you want when you go to Burning Man?

1:02:24

Like some crazy fuve the

1:02:26

scuzzards had the best time. Yeah,

1:02:29

dude, this is seems like I actually

1:02:31

was like, man, you'll go next year. I've never

1:02:33

wanted to go.

1:02:34

Really inspired you all the mud and fucking

1:02:36

diseases, I've never.

1:02:37

Wanted to go. Once it failed. It felt fun.

1:02:40

It was like, okay, cool, dude.

1:02:41

There was like new diseases that like sprouted

1:02:43

up from Burning Man can get

1:02:46

me.

1:02:46

I was gonna I'm still a motherfucker.

1:02:48

I'm so safe, Bro.

1:02:49

I would want it to go back to just like

1:02:52

crackhead. You know what I would ask you know what

1:02:54

i'd ask you if you went to Burning Man

1:02:56

next year after seeing what happened this year, I had

1:02:58

to have to ask.

1:03:00

You, good, I'm

1:03:02

all right. I'm doing okay, like Boring

1:03:04

Man. A couple of things I guess that

1:03:07

I'm running from, you know, a couple of things

1:03:09

I'm running from. Uh, just kind

1:03:11

of up in therapy the other day.

1:03:13

But I'm good. Hey, how numb is that

1:03:15

leg?

1:03:16

You you get?

1:03:18

I mean, I'm yeah, I'm good. It's just like

1:03:21

there's a few things that came up, and when

1:03:23

I was talking to my doctor the other day, that just

1:03:26

pushed me here, so they go see the doctor.

1:03:28

You know I'm not good, bro, Yeah, no, yah, I'm

1:03:31

good. Thank you for asking.

1:03:33

No problem. I didn't really want to realize. Help.

1:03:36

Just a few hooks, a few hooks up your ass will

1:03:38

dangle you from the ceiling and you'll be all

1:03:40

good. Yeah, man, as long as there's seven of them.

1:03:42

Hang in there, brother, hang in their

1:03:45

points. Well,

1:03:53

I will say that I am so excited for

1:03:55

the upcoming tour. It's

1:03:57

going to be a banger. This is the last So we're

1:04:00

doing in our in our respective

1:04:03

office slash homes and we

1:04:05

will We're taking it on the road. Yeah, baby,

1:04:07

you.

1:04:07

Guys, you might might

1:04:09

get to come on stage and slam a beer

1:04:11

against Adam Devine, our beer

1:04:14

slamming champion.

1:04:15

Yeah hell yeah, dude, dude,

1:04:17

that's all I can do. You might get to smoke crack

1:04:20

with Kyle in the parking lot. Yeah, you get

1:04:22

to chug a beer with me, smoke crack with

1:04:24

Kyle.

1:04:25

We're children. I'm doing to chill.

1:04:26

Yeah, finger your butt with Blake And uh

1:04:29

wait a minute, and you're down a dog

1:04:31

with drs.

1:04:33

Who can drown a dog fast?

1:04:34

Read on up here?

1:04:36

Okay, say your name and your breathing up hated

1:04:39

it?

1:04:40

Bring your cat. We'll wash your cat.

1:04:42

We'll wash your cat. I'll take care of that clean

1:04:44

ass cat.

1:04:45

Cat? Was mean?

1:04:47

What does that mean? Though?

1:04:49

You get uh

1:04:52

excited?

1:04:53

And we also have we're gonna have a merch drop soon

1:04:56

and you know we're gonna

1:04:58

have the exclusive merch that you can only get on

1:05:00

the tour.

1:05:01

Which will be and that ship looks good, so exciting.

1:05:04

Yeah, and you're really excited some really

1:05:06

cool cool ship. Yeah yeah,

1:05:08

dude, I'm so excited. This is gonna be cool.

1:05:10

Is this the last pod before we tore it up?

1:05:13

Yeah? Yeah, this is it.

1:05:15

This is the dismount and

1:05:17

I'm glad we started it with chocolate starfish

1:05:19

and hot dog flavored water.

1:05:21

Ladies and gentlemen start start.

1:05:25

Here and

1:05:33

joel Ladies

1:05:36

and gentlemen, yo.

1:05:42

Job. For

1:05:45

some reason, we lost all sound

1:05:48

on that. I think it was because it was so loud

1:05:51

compression.

1:05:52

Yeah, you're so loud.

1:05:56

If you guys want to hear something loud, come on out

1:05:58

to the t I Nation

1:06:00

Tour.

1:06:03

Massachusetts. Hell

1:06:05

yeah, well Austin Adam.

1:06:07

I meant to bring this up last time. How are we pronouncing

1:06:09

Massachusetts Massachusetts? Massachusetts

1:06:14

chooses or Choosetts?

1:06:16

Joses?

1:06:17

No, No, I'm sorry

1:06:20

Choosetts. There's two seeds, there's two there's

1:06:22

two t's at the end of.

1:06:23

The work, Massachusetts with

1:06:26

the tude. I've been saying

1:06:28

that one wrong my entire life.

1:06:30

I mean, I heard it last week, and I was like, whatever,

1:06:32

we do this all the time, but now I put my fucking foot

1:06:34

down.

1:06:34

Okay, there's that one.

1:06:36

I didn't know that one. I didn't even know because

1:06:39

they just say Medford, mass Tod

1:06:41

just wrote Medford, mass.

1:06:42

Yeah, but this is a state in America

1:06:45

that hasn't changed its name.

1:06:49

Dude.

1:06:49

I just I've always said Massachusetts.

1:06:53

I have never seen this.

1:06:55

Have you seen it?

1:06:56

We're gonna be in vermit written, fully

1:06:58

written, that's true.

1:07:00

I don't have to say illinoying.

1:07:02

I honestly don't know. I probably can't spell

1:07:04

Massachusetts for sure.

1:07:06

I guarantee you.

1:07:06

Oh, dude, I've been going to so many doctors.

1:07:08

You know how they make you fill out just tons of paperwork

1:07:11

every time you go to a new doctor. It's

1:07:13

embarrassing. Every time I've had

1:07:15

a doctor like laugh at me because he looks

1:07:18

at it and and like everything's misspelled.

1:07:20

I'm like scribbling shit out with the pens.

1:07:23

I'm like writing in the margins.

1:07:25

Super hard, and you're trying to do it so fuck

1:07:27

it.

1:07:27

You're trying to go as fast as you can.

1:07:29

The most annoying thing on planet Earth. But I'll do it

1:07:31

for you.

1:07:32

For you guy who's trying

1:07:34

to help me.

1:07:35

I'll do it for your insurance policy. Okay,

1:07:38

you've got it, but.

1:07:39

You got it, did so?

1:07:41

Any uh?

1:07:42

And he took back apologies any epic

1:07:45

slams.

1:07:45

Let's never end this, Okay,

1:07:48

I'm scared to I'm scared to hang up because then

1:07:50

I need to go straight to the stage.

1:07:51

You slam first, yeah, the second. The

1:07:53

second we hang up here, we have to walk directly

1:07:56

onto the stage.

1:07:58

Dang.

1:07:58

You can hear him, Chance and Jake's

1:08:01

Helen. Are you guys nervous?

1:08:05

What's going on here? M?

1:08:07

Yeah, I guess I want. I just want to make sure

1:08:09

we know how to pronounce every state that we're going

1:08:11

to.

1:08:12

That's not happened.

1:08:13

That's I'm

1:08:15

nervous, bro, I'm not, you know, Well,

1:08:19

it's just I don't know why it always

1:08:21

does that, that always happens to me.

1:08:23

Well, i'll tell you what. Blake will get.

1:08:25

Blake will be fine until we're about

1:08:27

to walk on stage, and then he'll be like, this

1:08:30

sucks.

1:08:30

We're not going to do good, and we'll all be.

1:08:32

What right, Blake, You're in a doc.

1:08:36

You're literally committed. It's just the podcast.

1:08:39

He'll be like now that no one wants to see it, no one.

1:08:41

They're not going to like it. No one will like it.

1:08:44

Yeah, well people got babysitters

1:08:46

tonight, so get the fuck out there.

1:08:49

Yeah, so come on.

1:08:51

That's the thing that that makes me actually a little

1:08:53

bit calm is knowing there's no knowing

1:08:56

that there's no agenda.

1:08:57

We just walk.

1:08:57

We don't have to do anything.

1:09:00

There's no expectations. I don't have to

1:09:02

remember very clear agenda, very poly.

1:09:05

When I get out there, you're gonna be this

1:09:08

is gonna go.

1:09:08

I can see. I could see it's getting real charred

1:09:11

up. We're not going to d C. That's

1:09:13

where I'm a little bummed. We're not going to

1:09:15

d C because then we could have been charred the whole time.

1:09:17

Did that get pulled? That's how we were. Are

1:09:19

you saying charred or charged? I

1:09:22

said char Okay, I just

1:09:24

don't have time. I might say I

1:09:26

don't have time charged.

1:09:28

Dude, I'm on a lot of pills right now.

1:09:30

So literally, like last

1:09:33

time, Io, it was Pocha.

1:09:34

Yeah, we just saw him take a handful

1:09:36

of my bro just

1:09:38

fucking took a handful of gap of

1:09:41

penton.

1:09:43

Have I what's up?

1:09:45

What do we do?

1:09:46

Yeah, I just want to say this last time we get

1:09:48

podical. No no, no, no, no, this is important, okay,

1:09:50

and that's what the podcast is called. Went to

1:09:53

the farmer's market last night, saw

1:09:55

this sign and was like, ok.

1:09:57

No animals allowed. It's the law service.

1:10:00

Dog fraud is a crime. Okay,

1:10:03

Well I.

1:10:04

Mean people,

1:10:07

Yeah, so that's your

1:10:09

platform. I think like, you're at a

1:10:11

farmer's market. There's open food and everything. They

1:10:13

don't need dogs, buttholes everywhere. True,

1:10:16

true, that's true, all right.

1:10:19

I love.

1:10:19

I don't even want to see someone dressed up as a dog

1:10:22

with the fucking what that guy's

1:10:24

name is?

1:10:26

Love that you finally found your people, dude.

1:10:29

Yet, one

1:10:32

little, one little callback, I

1:10:34

don't know if it was last week or the week

1:10:36

before that, we talked about brute deodorant.

1:10:39

Okay.

1:10:39

I was at the grocery store and

1:10:42

I took a picture of the deodorant

1:10:44

section, and there either is or

1:10:47

is not a brute

1:10:49

deodorant in this picture. I said, there probably

1:10:51

isn't, maybe there's maybe there is, maybe there's

1:10:54

not. But I'm gonna send you guys this picture

1:10:56

and you can tell me if you can find it or not

1:10:59

and.

1:10:59

That's the game.

1:11:00

This has been another episode. Wait

1:11:02

wait wait, wait wait, I don't understand

1:11:04

what what is the price?

1:11:07

I said, you can't find brute deodorant

1:11:09

anywhere, And I went to the grocery store and I

1:11:11

looked in the in the deodorant section.

1:11:13

It's everywhere, It's everywhere.

1:11:15

There is the picture.

1:11:17

The picture will tell you it is everywhere.

1:11:19

If it isn't, I've or

1:11:21

what I'll send.

1:11:23

I'm still going to send it.

1:11:26

What was I mean, what was the This is the end of the podcast.

1:11:28

You're just saying, I'm gonna sell it a photo.

1:11:29

No, No, we're gonna post it. I'm gonna post it through this

1:11:32

what is it called the Socials. We're

1:11:34

gonna put it the.

1:11:37

Wow. Yeah, it's really we haven't done a lot

1:11:39

of cliffhangers for the end of the episode, so

1:11:42

this is pretty fun. Cool. This

1:11:44

is a new this is a new thing. I like it.

1:11:47

I bet there is in

1:11:50

the picture, dude.

1:11:51

I've been in a lot of cbs is and a lot of

1:11:53

Walgreens lately to pick up different pills

1:11:55

and assortments.

1:11:57

The grocery store.

1:12:00

The grocery store, dude, that

1:12:02

everything is locked up. You go to a Yeah,

1:12:06

I mean I can't.

1:12:08

I just said to you guys, but look at the look

1:12:10

at the assortment that they have. It's in the text

1:12:12

rug a lot of red. Look at

1:12:14

the assortment that they have.

1:12:16

A lot of acts men, a lot of let

1:12:19

a lot of I can't.

1:12:21

Believe all the dove for.

1:12:22

Men, Like, yeah, there's

1:12:25

at the bottom, there's my found

1:12:29

brute.

1:12:31

I had to turn it around the picture.

1:12:34

Oh my god, there

1:12:37

dude. It's one one stick

1:12:40

and it's way at the bottom left and

1:12:42

there's nothing else. I mean, I guess they're

1:12:44

not some last brute. Dude.

1:12:47

There's dude that is Mitch

1:12:50

must all be in the back.

1:12:51

That's what Kyle uses. Next moment, it's

1:12:54

the Kyle.

1:12:58

Did you just watch Adam organize a movie

1:13:01

with Blake in front of us?

1:13:03

Yeah, I think that's what we're

1:13:05

doing.

1:13:06

Blakes, What

1:13:10

the hell is ban I

1:13:12

think it's Bond, bro.

1:13:13

Come on, I

1:13:16

want to when we go on tour. I

1:13:18

want people to write the question

1:13:20

that they want to ask, the question

1:13:23

that they want to ask us, but then also what

1:13:25

deodorant they use? Yeah?

1:13:27

Fair enough, fair enough, and

1:13:29

be honest.

1:13:30

We want to know who is crystal

1:13:33

the organic one that wearing crystals.

1:13:35

Blake, who is ban I've

1:13:37

tried it. Crystal doesn't work. My brother used

1:13:39

to rock the crystal. It doesn't work.

1:13:41

He was doing it doesn't work. He was mad. It doesn't

1:13:44

smokes crystal. I

1:13:47

keep it chill, I keep it, keep

1:13:50

it chill. So any take backs, any apologies

1:13:52

and slams?

1:13:53

What are we doing? Implication? Sorry to drop so

1:13:56

much.

1:13:56

I'm sorry I dropped so much heat at the end. Yeah,

1:13:58

you derailed. Yeah.

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Here's a little looking forward to the tour, looking

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forward, moment a moment forward looking,

1:14:05

And I'm very excited to catch you guys.

1:14:08

I'm excited to I'm excited.

1:14:10

I'm excited for the tour.

1:14:11

I'm excited to hang with my boys on

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the rag, which we haven't done in so long.

1:14:17

Yes, I'm excited to go to

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all these cities, a lot of cities that I I feel

1:14:22

like I haven't spent a ton of time in.

1:14:24

So that'll be fun,

1:14:26

going to their local local restaurants

1:14:29

and bars and delicatessens and bowling

1:14:32

alleys and wherever we find

1:14:34

ourselves.

1:14:35

A lot of I bet we're going to a lot

1:14:38

of arcade bars. That seems

1:14:40

to be uh, a thing that that

1:14:42

I tend to do quite a bit when I'm on the road. Can't

1:14:45

wait too uh to beat

1:14:47

all the fans out there. It's gonna be a blast,

1:14:50

dude. It's going to be really cool to be in front of

1:14:53

t I Nation.

1:14:56

Shown up strong, and

1:14:58

yeah, I guess thank you to

1:15:01

all the fans that have bought tickets.

1:15:03

Yes, it was pretty overwhelming.

1:15:05

When you put together a big tour like this, you're

1:15:07

you're a little worried that people aren't going to show

1:15:09

up, But really Nation.

1:15:11

Has been showing up and showing out and I can't wait

1:15:13

to get in front of them.

1:15:14

Yeah, I thought it was an asshole, But when when I saw

1:15:17

when I was like, well, that's a lot of seats to fill, I felt

1:15:19

like a little bit and uh yeah.

1:15:21

Then Ale showed up and we we do appreciate that.

1:15:24

And then you're you getting which

1:15:27

I appreciate.

1:15:28

You don't don't tell me what I did. You nice.

1:15:34

Let's play it nice.

1:15:35

There he is. I'm scared to hang up.

1:15:39

I'm scared to hang up. I

1:15:41

gotta hang up. I gotta

1:15:43

go play guys.

1:15:45

He's got to lean up before the show, dude, I

1:15:48

got to.

1:15:48

Get it out my fucking system.

1:15:50

Don't lean up too much, dude, I don't. I don't want

1:15:52

to be the fattest one of

1:15:54

our crew.

1:15:55

Dude, way

1:15:57

bigger than your dog.

1:15:58

I'm still We'll see, we'll

1:16:01

see, we will I got Kyle.

1:16:03

Kyle looks like Adam Divine eight

1:16:05

Adam.

1:16:06

Dude gamble pen across his weak

1:16:08

in. It's one of the side effects.

1:16:09

So sure, good

1:16:12

luck. You know what I was hot dog

1:16:14

water.

1:16:14

Okay, let's get out. There

1:16:19

is another episode of.

1:16:27

Yeah, Coup.

1:16:36

Gotta cut it off.

1:16:36

You gotta cut it off, you gotta cut off down