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This is important.

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Take a little bit of dank, mix it with a little

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crank, and put it in.

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A taco shell. I

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love a good golden shower. If

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anyone even smells like Tom, I'll just sniff

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your hair.

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Adam, show us how you jerk off?

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Buckle up.

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I got a buzz off, real quick, buzz off, baby.

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Okay, let's just through this thing. Let's

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talk for you. Where's

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all of our buzzards, Buddy,

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spuzzin' buddy, I'm buy.

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Spicy butt hot hot hot hot

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hole goser.

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Hell yeah, hell yeah.

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Oh but.

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First of all, thank you guys so much for showing

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up, saying Antonio, we we didn't.

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Know what this

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is that frst time ever. Here. We're having

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a great time.

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These guys got a K forty seven drinks,

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rubber ducky drinks.

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Let's just uh, let's just.

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Talk about the river Walk the whole damn

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night. Hey, what's in the what's in

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what's in the rubber Ducky?

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I went to the Riverwalk for lunch huge

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mistake. Yep, because

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why not sober? Yeh

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oh really that's what happened, And would

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you guys rather I was like sober and gave

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like a fully dialed podcast for you are

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alternatively showed up drunk and maybe kind

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of I'm about to phone it in.

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Yeah, oh cool.

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I don't know if we're gonna have blow it in, but you might

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get you might get canceled.

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Yeah that's the cancel.

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I do like how encouraging you guys are to

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be like, don't do your job, will drink

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on your job?

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Well, I didn't.

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I didn't go to the river walk. I didn't go to

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the river walk.

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And I drove we drove past it on the way here, and I

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was like, look at this fucking magical place.

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I didn't.

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I thought it was like just a.

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Basic ass river with

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a basic ass walk.

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I don't think a basic ass river with a basic

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act walk is called a river walk.

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That's exactly what it's called.

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Like every

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city has a place called the riverwalk and you

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get there and there's just some fucking ducks, and

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you're like, I guess, yeah,

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they do have ducks, So what does it explain

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it? I mean, I know you guys are like, I get

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it. I've been to the Riverwalk, but I've never been, so.

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What is it?

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It's just like a magical it's basically bourbon

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s.

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First of all, just chill, just

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chill, You're like, Now,

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it's just it's just a lunch.

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It's just a lunch spot. River Walk. There's

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museums on uh, what's

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in the rubber ducky man, what's in that? Now?

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It's beer. Before it was a lot of

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like I guess margarita. Oh,

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one of those Margarita's where you're like you

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get to hear and you could just your

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your teeth are starting to tell you like, hey,

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chill.

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And are you afraid that you have bitch ass teeth

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or of

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your teeth?

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My teeth are not real, but that's why

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science. It's probably my

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my gums. My gums are very

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real. And like I see a lot

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of canker sores in my future here

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exactly.

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Our canker sores are like, fucking

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that's herpes, right, I think it is herpes,

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right, it is.

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It's herpes simplex three,

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it's her simplex.

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Why no

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her?

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It's like canker stars are like when you

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drink like a lot of like pineapple juice or like acidic

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stuff.

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It hurts and you have like a little like but

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what there's it's a sore obviously, why

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is it? What's the canker part? What's that part?

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What's going down? It's like when your grandparents

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are being all cankerous.

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Yeah, they're like, You're

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like, look at this cankerous ass grandpa, which

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is that code word for racist?

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Are you?

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Are you saying like my grandpa is super?

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Can? I would love for you? Me and

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my grandparents they're just a little sore.

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Little cankeris a little cankeris

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if you know what I mean.

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Yeah, after a couple of beers, he gets

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really cranky.

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That's a word that's a different word. You say.

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Cankeris is the short the

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long version of king.

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No.

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No, you're also also you guys are forgetting I'm

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gonna just off myself.

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Yeah, there's another word that we're missing called

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cantankris. Cantankeris,

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but I don't know what the fun it means.

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I'm I think that means, like for

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four guys that created a television show,

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we do not know words.

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Well, we don't know what they mean.

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We know how to say a lot of words, but we have no

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clue what the fuck they mean.

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You're a stupid dumb ass.

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You know what though, like coming here, never

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been here, fucking sick.

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Yeah, it's a beautiful city.

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Yeah, and now

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I understand like why people from San

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Antonio really puff out their chests about

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San Antonio.

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Yeah, yeah, San Antonio is good.

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Yeah, it's good. It's

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almost too much.

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But like it when

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you have like a thing like

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the river Walk, Uh,

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it makes me want that in Chicago

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or like la like a thing

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that everyone goes to to chill.

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Yeah, and I guess in l A you had the beach.

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But it's so like all the way on one end

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of the city that I wish there was something.

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There's nothing that that unifies the

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downtown district.

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There's nothing I want to Also, they

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got the Alamo, which is sick. One

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way, one way for us to

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be legends in San Antonio is

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if we all get drunk

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on the river Walk tonight and then

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I don't.

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Have to be drunk to do this. Yeah, maybe you

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get really drunk. It's just really

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stupid to do this.

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So yeah, you can be super getting

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really high and then we all go take pisses

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on it. Okay, okay,

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are people like that's cool?

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Or you guys like respect the fucking Alamo?

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Yeah, what's the I was. I

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was telling these guys.

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Do you guys like the Alamo or is it kind

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of like field trip?

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Well, you can't ask you have They

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said, Well,

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it's.

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Being split about pissing on the your on

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the on the Alamo as well.

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I can't tell if that's a good thing. I don't want to.

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See me pissing. That's not a

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disrespect. Okay, yeah, that's a sign of

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that's a sign of love for me.

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It's marketing, Adam

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super like golden showers positive.

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I love a good golden shower.

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I forgot about that, and

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I'm sorry, and now it's out.

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And then that's one secret that I let out

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of it.

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That is his love language is pissing

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hot hot you're yeah, I like that

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or even lukewarm. You can leave it out, put

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it in a bowl, put

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it in a bowl.

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You put in a bowl, let it sit out, make it Could you fill

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a plastic duck with it?

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And would you drink it later?

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Honestly, here you talking

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about my my piss game.

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I don't piss on many people,

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but but my.

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Piss game is mad strong. Yeah,

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said actually said this. I've said I've

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actually.

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Went to a doctor before, because

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I'll go to a urinal and a public journal

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and three other men will

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come and piss and I'm still pissing.

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I'm like going like, is there something wrong?

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Right?

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Why is it still going? You

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know, I'm holding my d like

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whole.

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So is this about

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right? Uh? Yeah, i'd

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say come on twelfth of that.

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Yeah, this man's division

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is let me but let's say

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let's get hella real tonight.

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Okay, I'm ready. So here's

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my question. When you were younger, yep,

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hit by a cement truck in the nineties,

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and then you you had what's

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it called stones, right, kidney stones?

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Kidney stones? So do you think that you

8:29

trained your bladder because that's not that doesn't

8:32

feel good, right, I've

8:35

heard that.

8:35

I've heard that painful.

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Yeah, yeah, it hurts a lot.

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So you probably held your bladder

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because you're like, I don't want to because it hurts a lot.

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And maybe your bladder is almost the

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entire size of your body.

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Maybe that's why I'm such a beefy ass

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dude. You think so maybe that's why I'm

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built like a little fun That's

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where I'm going.

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What I'm taking this that must be wine,

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built like a human buzz ball.

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This is the way because

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you're saying his bladder is from here to here.

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Dude, Holy ship, I'm

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still gonna send it. Holy ship. Yes,

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fuck Johnson, Holy ship. Dude,

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Dude.

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I asked my my T shirt was kind of fucked up

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the other one I wore, so I asked them.

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I was like, can you give me a medium T shirt? And

9:31

then I put this on and Durs goes, that's

9:34

not doing you any favorite, But it

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is so tight.

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Under a jacket. It works.

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Jacket. We're

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gonna get that jacket.

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Background post Thanksgiving day plump, I

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mean, yeah, oh day.

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I haven't seen you guys. Okay, how

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was they standing you guys? How was

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Thanksgiving? Oh?

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Good?

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Now?

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How was yours? Wait?

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Are there any like Texas or

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San Antonio specific bankskimming

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traditions that.

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Like you're.

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Well, you're not going to be able to hear anything, dude,

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I think does anyone here like have one?

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I think I heard somebody say frez feed white cap,

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white.

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Cat who

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cares again? Motherfucking Tamalaka.

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Well, Yeomal's tamales. Is

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that what you're saying, dude? We do that

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on Christmas Eve. In my house, we do tomals

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on Christmas Eve. Baby, let's fucking go.

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So turns out wherever there's Mexicans,

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there's Tamalas.

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They're the fucking best, b fucking delicious,

10:38

dud. You have a you have

10:40

a Latin influence in your family. Yes,

10:42

my wife, my Norwegian grand was making

10:46

did you did you drama? Tina

10:48

flavor Man? Yeah?

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Yeah, Can you do a

10:53

borat impression for us real quick? Because

10:55

I don't know why.

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Ye damn,

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I thought that was gonna be points and I'm like.

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I need more because you didn't give them points

11:04

for something that you said.

11:05

I want the points

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where there is fucking us up on points

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and it's fucking me up in the head.

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Yeah yeah, well used to it?

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Okay, Well Tomali's rock on. We do

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it on Christmas Eve is when we do it, dude.

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Yeah, get after me.

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I just had Thanksgiving and uh

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my wife is from Louisiana,

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Okay, and there's you know that's not like super

11:29

spicy, but a little spice, and my dad

11:32

super Midwestern, was

11:34

just like.

11:35

Jesus Christ, what just

11:38

cool? Where's the sour

11:40

cream? Yeah?

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He was like Jesus, it

11:46

was it was I don't even know. I

11:49

had a little kick to it and it wasn't ship. And

11:51

I'm like, you're such a bitch. Dr go

11:54

wait in the car.

11:55

Yeah.

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Why can older gentleman not

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handle against older

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general, older gentlemen, older whites?

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Older?

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I think it's lingoes, older whites,

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Yeah, older gringoes.

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No, you got to hit white sick because

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old whites hate being

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called old whites.

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They are old whites. But you

12:17

gotta be honest. If you're you're old

12:19

whites. Yeah, you're old white. There's

12:21

no ifs about it. You're white.

12:24

You're old whites.

12:25

And they cannot handle the hot sauce and

12:27

guess what it's. And it's only because

12:30

I mean, if they grew up here, I

12:32

bet they can handle the hot.

12:33

Yeah.

12:33

Yeah, if they grew up in the South, they can handle

12:35

the hot. If they grew up in southern California.

12:38

Hot hot, hot, hot heat, baby, But

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you grew up in Omaha, Nebraska

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or Waterloo, Iowa, where my dad's

12:45

from. Yeah, yeah, assaulting

12:47

crackers a little spicy.

12:50

So when you guys see old whites

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walking around? Yeah, you do?

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You go? You go that's me someday?

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Yeah, I go, I go, cod there I am.

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I'm like, uh oh, what do.

13:01

We call it? The endemy? Yeah?

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I say, dude, my nose is gonna

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get all fucking chunky like that.

13:09

Crazy like blood vessels

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ginger.

13:12

Whenever I see an old old drunk

13:14

with like a bulbous nose that's really cracked and

13:16

wrinkled, I go, yeah, there's Blake.

13:19

Yeah, I think.

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About that too. Why does it get all big?

13:22

What is up going on in the hall? It's

13:25

alcohol that just goes straight to your nose.

13:26

That's what they call the gym Blossoms. They're

13:29

not only just the sickest band around,

13:33

really.

13:33

Are they from here? Dude?

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If you buzz off one too many times,

13:37

yeah, your nose is gonna look like a

13:39

cranberry glass.

13:42

Okay, So yeah that was Blake.

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My ship is gonna be like this, What up, bro, They're

13:48

gonna be Rudolph the Red Andersen.

13:51

Is that kind of a sick Workaholic's like Christmas

13:53

movie Rudolph

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the Red Nose Anderson, Well,

13:58

Blake, it's a bagel.

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Blake the Red Nose Rudolf

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the Red Nose, And what about.

14:05

Rudolph the Red Nose Blake, that's kind of hits

14:07

pretty good, Okay, and it's

14:09

a different reindeer name.

14:10

Oh, because he can't be right. I got it

14:12

now, I see what your logic is. I'm ado my house

14:15

that.

14:16

I was gonna give you points.

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But don't don't blake, don't

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the drunk red nose reindeer.

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Oh that has a.

14:22

Ring to it.

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Yeah.

14:24

I feel like I'm going to age like

14:26

a basset hound. I feel

14:28

like everything's gonna droopy, just

14:30

start to just melt off my skull.

14:34

That's that's already happening to my neck.

14:36

I feel it as.

14:36

Oh, you got a gobbler.

14:38

Yeah, I can't get rid of. I don't know what's when I you

14:40

know what happened, Kyle.

14:42

It's like, it's because you recently lost

14:44

a lot of weight.

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So I was holding most of my weight in my neck.

14:47

It turns out, yeah, we

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talked about it. You're like, look at his fat ass

14:52

neck. Yeah, big old, big old chunk,

14:54

and now you've lost it. So you got a little

14:56

turkey gobbler And that's just.

14:57

Like a fatastard at the end

15:00

of Austin powers when

15:02

he holds up his hand he's eating subway and it's like

15:04

hanging.

15:05

Yes, dude, do you do you guys have family

15:07

members that when they shaked her arms like this,

15:10

this goes.

15:12

No, I have, Oh,

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dude, my aunt Hazel. I was.

15:16

I was pitching the name because my wife and I are

15:19

expecting our first child.

15:20

Okay, okay, and.

15:26

I'm entering the dad light Daddy,

15:28

Daddy call me daddy. Uh,

15:31

just my child though not you guys.

15:34

You guys call him dad.

15:35

So but we're having a boy, so this

15:37

was kind of a mute point.

15:39

But yeah, excited, but dude,

15:42

but I was pitching Hazel because

15:44

my great Anne Hazel.

15:45

I loved her to death.

15:46

And my wife was like, tell me stories

15:49

about Ann Hazel, and I'm like, oh, she was the

15:51

coolest. She used to sit on

15:53

the table like this, playing cards, drinking

15:55

gin chain, smoking cigarettes

15:58

and she had a toft of her hair that would

16:00

turned yellow from all the cigarette smoke.

16:03

And she's like, maybe another story,

16:05

and I go yeah. And then she her

16:07

arms were super droopy with

16:10

because she was or obese.

16:13

I'm gonna come and and then I would take

16:15

she would let me take this this skin and

16:17

press it against my eyes because it felt

16:19

good as a child, and I would

16:22

play with it like it's Nickelodeon.

16:24

Ghag, And she

16:26

goes, oh, maybe we

16:28

don't name her Anne Hazel.

16:30

Yeah.

16:30

But but when I was

16:33

hit by the cement truck when I came to from

16:35

my from the accident because I was in a

16:37

medically induced coma. When I finally came

16:40

out of the coma, can you go back, so

16:42

I said, by a cemetru go ahead. I was hit

16:44

by a cymmet truck and then I had a bad accident.

16:46

And then when I came.

16:47

To two weeks after the accident,

16:50

I woke up and I go, Anne Hazel

16:52

saved me? Really, why

16:55

do you think you said that? Why do you think you said that?

16:58

I wish she said. Was she alive at that time?

17:00

I don't know. I was fucking eleven.

17:02

I don't know why I made up lit but was

17:04

she?

17:04

Was she alive at that time?

17:05

No?

17:05

She just died.

17:07

Oh there we go.

17:09

Do you think she gave her life for you?

17:11

Absolutely died. You wouldn't have gone back.

17:14

If any woman allows you to press their

17:16

underarm fat against you,

17:18

your young, youthful eyelids.

17:21

What if you rewatch the footage and like you

17:23

get hit and then all of a sudden there's footage.

17:25

What footage? No one? You know? How like when

17:27

you die, you get to watch.

17:28

Your cameras

17:31

everywhere.

17:31

They're always watching

17:34

you.

17:34

Like, see you get hit by the cement

17:36

truck and as you're falling, there's like a blur

17:39

of a spirit and she just throws her

17:41

like fucking right, and you're

17:43

just like, oh.

17:45

I do, I do kind of wonder who I'm talking

17:47

to right now. I see that you

17:50

in their little sparkle in my eyes.

17:52

You in there.

17:54

She might be you know, we're teasing,

17:56

but she's lapping her

17:58

wings around here somewhere.

18:00

Also the best words easy, Also,

18:02

like what can you just go into detail? Like pressing

18:05

your face against her skin? Again, I just want

18:07

to walk that back. You have the best arms to

18:09

do this, So bring him up here, I do. Yeah,

18:12

all right, out of the three of us, Yeah yeah,

18:14

yeah, okay, So Hazel, yeah

18:16

that part that's a good off,

18:18

fuck off night.

18:19

You asked me to do it. Let's go to the apron. Let's

18:21

go. We get a spotlight.

18:24

We get a spotlight on these guys.

18:25

Yeah, we're gonna need a spotlight right here.

18:27

I don't know.

18:28

Hey, on a scale, on

18:30

a scale of me to aunt Hazel, how am I doing?

18:32

Am I like? What of her?

18:34

Yeah?

18:35

Yeah, yeah she was. She was a real droopy

18:37

dog. You can bring down, you can

18:39

bring and then,

18:42

oh what the fuck are you doing though?

18:46

Dude? It feels magnificent.

18:48

Are you like dabbing your eyes with

18:50

my fucking I don't know why, but

18:52

I love doing this as a kid, and it turns out

18:54

I love doing it now.

18:56

I'm gonna come yo, this is fucking

18:58

wild. Kyle. You your armpit

19:00

homie? Huh? Are you no? Dude?

19:03

Your armpit homie? Yeah, smells

19:05

fucking great.

19:05

Okay, And I know you thought I was gonna say something else,

19:08

but.

19:08

This guy straight up shower.

19:10

What's weird is I think I just developed the

19:12

opposite side of that kink. That's

19:14

what's weird. I think I want that.

19:16

I want more faces being dabbed with

19:19

my skin.

19:19

Dude, your wife, I'm sure would love

19:21

to dab in all your roles?

19:24

All right? Well, hey, bring I'm

19:26

bringing that home. Damn. How you what

19:28

are you gonna say? Baby?

19:29

Wear me like a hood?

19:35

You just takes your fat and goes, Yeah,

19:37

he just stands behind her and just

19:39

fucking.

19:41

I don't I don't want this.

19:44

You can't blake blake your

19:46

body fucking sucks, dude. It would never

19:48

be able to do that. Yeah, yeah, you're

19:51

tight to task body

19:53

out of here, Kyle and

19:55

I are going to be able to do that someday, yep,

19:58

very soon.

19:59

Right now, I just did it.

20:02

Wait until Christmas is over, I'm gonna

20:04

be a real troopy tall.

20:06

Well, yeah, we're gonna We're gonna be the same

20:08

weight after Christmas. Okay, that's

20:10

gonna be cool.

20:12

Slam some slam some tomales.

20:14

Baby, oh dog, I'm

20:17

I cannot wait for that ship.

20:18

You know what's crazy though, like

20:21

you can eat fiftys

20:24

and.

20:24

Like the fact that you say

20:27

it like that.

20:27

You sound Hawaii, like

20:30

your two you're two, and you guys know what, talking about

20:32

two of them ruined the

20:34

rest of them because those two are so good,

20:37

and then you eat the rest of them, You're like, these are just okay.

20:40

Well, how many tamalaes do you eat? I eat

20:42

them all the time whenever I go to a restaurant,

20:45

I go but those are hot pockets

20:50

to chat points.

20:52

Okay, points, But if

20:54

I go, if I go to a restaurant, if

20:56

and and you know where I had the greatest

20:59

Tamalis in my life because you were there.

21:01

Yeah, I know, Wiener Snitchell.

21:03

No, but I've

21:05

been chasing the taste of that tomalwe Where

21:08

was I don't remember.

21:09

It was when we had we had a.

21:11

Steps show called The Lemmings that like went

21:13

on tour and one of the Lemmings guys had

21:16

us over to his place and this woman who

21:18

lived downstairs from him made Tom's

21:20

from the party.

21:23

They were unfucking believable.

21:26

And I've been like a crackhead

21:29

chasing that.

21:30

It was always a four

21:33

foot eleven Mexican woman that's

21:35

my wife's grandma, who just waddles

21:38

in, drops some Tomali's on

21:40

your fucking face and blows your mind.

21:42

Yes, it's always, and

21:45

she's over five feet.

21:47

Don't hit the bridge, Yeah, you're out of here.

21:51

I yell for it, though, I always if I see it Tomalay

21:54

in the restaurant, I asked the waiter, I'm like, are there's any

21:56

good?

21:56

Like what's the deal? And he's if they say yeah, I

21:58

go all right. And I've never had one that was as good.

22:01

No, No, I like, I like

22:03

a sweet one. If anyone would throw up amal

22:05

for here.

22:09

If anyone even smells like tom I'll just sniff

22:12

you. You know what I'm

22:14

hard up.

22:23

Did you guys ever have like to

22:25

molly pie growing up?

22:27

Is that something that y'all had

22:29

that in Chicago?

22:31

It was fucking trash now that I've had

22:33

actual tomales, but it was like

22:35

just like meat and olives and cheese.

22:37

All that sounds like white people took over.

22:40

It was very much awaii. You

22:48

Kyle with them?

22:50

They're not booing me. I'm with them. Yeah, fu to molly

22:52

Pie? Yeah yeah,

22:55

fuck Kyle. Yeah.

22:58

We we came from the same area.

23:01

We went to the same school. Do you remember taco

23:03

boats?

23:04

I do remember taco boats.

23:05

It was the exact same thing. It was just a fucking.

23:08

Pile of olives and cheese.

23:10

Yes, it was on like a weird like

23:12

a toastana that was curved up.

23:14

Like a aren't you guy? You guys are from California.

23:16

There's tons of It was a hard.

23:18

Shell like boat like toastana that had been

23:20

curved up and then they just poured it in and

23:22

shoved.

23:23

It looked like a tortilla that the lunch

23:25

lady stepped in to make it like kind

23:27

of right, right.

23:28

And you know what's crazy, like at the meeting where they're

23:31

like, so these are some of the foods. The

23:33

old whites in charge took

23:35

one bite and they said, ma'am,

23:38

this is delicious.

23:41

Now.

23:41

Then they brought like real Mexican food

23:44

and and the old whites in charge were

23:46

like, that's too spicy.

23:50

Locker up, hot, lock

23:53

up?

23:54

Yeah, can we have French onion

23:56

soup.

23:56

We're gonna be all sorts of different old

23:59

whites, aren't we, Yes, we are.

24:02

We wanted to do a test for

24:04

the audience, right, you want to see if.

24:08

Participation.

24:09

Yes, I'm gonna press something and then we're gonna see what

24:11

happens that night.

24:14

A big b.

24:18

Yo like

24:21

that.

24:23

And by the way, shout out to the house

24:25

lives you're coming up.

24:27

They

24:30

knew, they knew what needed to.

24:32

Happen, Like.

24:35

No, I bet everybody does that. Even when Jerry

24:38

Seinfeld comes, he's like.

24:39

What's the deal with the stars?

24:41

Are right? What?

24:44

Try it again, dude, Yeah,

24:47

and try it again. We're filming

24:49

our just do a take to It's

24:51

fine.

24:54

I bet you I don't want to know you

24:58

that means you have to be standing up right here.

25:00

If you're Jerry Seinfeld, this isn't

25:02

gonna be this isn't gonna be funny.

25:05

And so you're you're you

25:07

are, You're Jerry Seinfeld, boots.

25:09

Everyone, and then you just have to say, what's the

25:11

deal? All right?

25:12

And quiet on set, rolling

25:15

sound speeds, and what's

25:19

the.

25:20

You have to say, what's the deal. What's

25:22

the deal with the

25:25

stars that night are big and bright? Just do that?

25:27

And and

25:29

what's the deal with the stars

25:32

at night are big and bright?

25:38

Yeah? That was okay. I felt you did get.

25:41

McNugget and I'm not gonna make eat it.

25:45

I don't you're done, Jerry, don't even Adam?

25:48

Was that worth it?

25:48

I don't know what just happened? Are you saying

25:50

that? Like everyone who comes here does this

25:53

a version of that? And that was the Jerry

25:55

Seinfeld I'm saying.

25:56

The dude was so quick on the trigger.

25:58

It seems like everybody comes out drops

26:00

that, and everybody's like, oh.

26:03

Right, Like you can say it anywhere you can

26:05

be. I'm not gonna insult him.

26:07

I think that no matter where

26:09

that man is, he whips out of light and

26:11

shines it on people when he hears

26:13

that, and that's not an insult,

26:15

that's that's just what the.

26:17

Stars at night, our big

26:19

ap brighte did

26:21

you wow?

26:23

I get better when

26:25

Kyle does it?

26:26

Not Jerry Seinfeld, Well, I didn't dance

26:28

with his head when he says it.

26:30

The Stars that night, our big

26:32

amp.

26:33

Right now,

26:36

this is the kind of fun I wanted to have in San Antonio,

26:39

Manexas.

26:43

Fun I came here to have.

26:44

Wait, So if it's kind of fun and that's the kind of fun

26:47

I want, I am, Yeah, maybe callin

26:49

Riscon you guys,

26:52

we gotta We got a new segment tonight

26:54

called Riverwalk Talk.

26:58

And I'm making it up right now.

27:00

They don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but so

27:02

like pretty much there's

27:05

no railings on the river and like

27:09

and so so so

27:12

I'm just wondering, like basically people

27:15

be going in the river right.

27:16

Yeah

27:19

there like river cops step days,

27:23

like you're walking right here and

27:25

if you're out with your homies and they're like, fuck

27:28

you dude.

27:29

You get pushed in the river, right Yes?

27:32

Yeah, it has to happen all the

27:34

fucking time.

27:35

Is it?

27:36

It has to See, that's what's cool

27:38

about Texas is. If that were in California,

27:41

there would be a gate over the entire

27:43

river, a

27:45

homeless encamment on top of it.

27:47

Yeah, it would be blocking all wildlife

27:49

from getting into the water.

27:51

Yeah, there'd just be like a bunch of guys

27:54

warming their hands over the river.

27:56

Oh did you want to push your friend in here?

27:58

And then my home?

28:00

And then there would be a TikToker jumping

28:02

the fence and going into.

28:03

The water, driving in a tesla through it.

28:06

I is it? I haven't been there? Is it? Is it?

28:08

Is it?

28:09

Far? Is it a far dropped when you were if

28:11

you were to fall in? No, it's just a couple of feet.

28:13

It's just like fucking river. It's fucking cool. But

28:16

like for sure anyone

28:18

here pushed into it,

28:21

like it's.

28:22

Four feet four feet? So it's

28:24

half of Victor? Wemma, yes,

28:30

yes.

28:32

Yes, what

28:35

do you say? He said half of I

28:37

was talking about.

28:38

Okay,

28:41

are you guys hyped?

28:42

Are you guys got.

28:43

To be pretty excited to have that guy here,

28:46

To have Victor, it's gotta be pretty sick.

28:49

And we all have to say his name as fast as we can.

28:51

But vicer does

28:55

does he have a nickname? Yet

28:58

that's a bad nickname, Wembyby

29:02

that's.

29:02

Kind of cool.

29:03

And remember when they're calling Kevin Durant Durantla

29:05

and.

29:05

He was like, oh, I actually

29:08

hate that nickname.

29:09

That is the coolest name.

29:10

I like that. That's really good. Yeah. Then

29:13

they upgraded it.

29:14

They're like, okay, how about the slim

29:16

Reaper and it was like oh ship

29:18

and he's like, nah, that shit fucking sucks.

29:20

Wait what yes?

29:22

This is both both. I wish he was

29:24

pitching nicknames. He was like, what about just like

29:27

handsome basketball man? And

29:30

they're like, well, that's a ring to it.

29:32

I love it if you would just call me nails

29:34

and you're like, we're not calling you nails.

29:36

Yeah. Yeah, that's a trip. Devin

29:41

Karen So

29:45

I like that one. That's fun. Did you see what I did there?

29:47

Though? It's a spoonerism and

29:49

I assume.

29:51

The first when you just took the first.

29:53

It's a spoonerism. Yeah.

29:56

I like that. We've talked about the spoonerism

29:58

before. You just switched the like front letters

30:01

a couple of words. Okay, So I'm dad, Do you guys

30:03

give us a second? Yeah,

30:05

it's hard to do. Yours I'm Nile

30:08

Kuba check kind

30:10

of fun. I feel like we could do this.

30:13

I'm a Lake.

30:16

Benders yours doesn't

30:19

know your work, bro Yours doesn't

30:21

work though, for I.

30:22

Am a Lake Benderson Benderson

30:26

alec a Lake.

30:28

Yes, okay, how would you pronounce

30:31

alec alec?

30:32

Yeah? I was gonna say, Alex, Well, how do you

30:34

do? You don't?

30:36

Motherfucker tomoro?

30:46

Yeah, okay, okay.

30:47

While we're on river Walk Talk, River

30:50

Walk Talk, coming to you live from San Antonio.

30:53

I don't know if any of y'all have ever been to

30:55

Disneyland, but the

30:58

river Walk smells exactly like

31:00

the Jungle Cruise.

31:02

Yeah, there's a lot of bird action. What's up

31:04

with the fucking pigeons? Oh dude, what

31:07

are those fucking birds? Pigeons?

31:09

The pigeons. But there's birds that make noises

31:11

that are like scary. They

31:13

sounded like fucking bats. I thought they were fucking

31:16

bat They sound like monkeys that like will

31:18

eat your brains. They sounded like birds

31:20

to me. Oh well, I thought they sound a

31:22

little bit like bats. They're

31:25

ba bats. Oh

31:27

so they are bads.

31:30

A level of harbats,

31:32

A level of mystery has been added

31:34

to san Antonio.

31:36

Yeah, I like that.

31:38

I know what bats sound like. Bro I like bats

31:41

a lot. Who was san Antonio? Was he cool?

31:44

Sit down? Like? Was

31:46

he a good guy? Was was he funny?

31:47

Like?

31:48

Are you saying that san Antonio as in the Saint?

31:51

Is that what sand means?

31:53

Yeah, So if you've heard the Metallica

31:56

song, enter Sandman, No,

31:59

enter Saints.

31:59

Man sand Anger.

32:02

This is something we should have looked up before coming to

32:04

San Antonio, because whenever

32:06

we go to a city.

32:07

And we do bad history of that city,

32:10

the whole crowd.

32:10

Is like, that's not what right,

32:13

goodbye?

32:14

I imagine it's the Saint And I'm wondering if like

32:16

him and Saint louis like beefed or

32:19

like we're cool, Like what's

32:21

Francisco like a fucking bitch?

32:23

And what's up? And what's up with Diego? You know it's

32:25

Diego's involved in Diego was a g and

32:28

you know that.

32:28

All I want to know is, well day Diego

32:31

like started Diego.

32:37

I don't even know if you're talking.

32:38

He definitely was like invented the skateboard.

32:41

Yeah, oh yeah, for sure. Right,

32:43

He's like if you just break off the long part of the cross

32:46

man, it's

32:49

a long board and

32:55

uh, you take that ex accent for what

32:57

you will? You know? Yeah, yeah,

33:00

I like that the long part of the cross.

33:02

Hey did you we we're

33:04

talking about big Okay,

33:11

real question the whole couple that

33:13

couples leaving or they're going.

33:14

To fuck in the bathroom. Maybe

33:17

both get it? What just happened?

33:20

What has happened the both of them left?

33:23

Well, we talked about my dad and Hazel earlier.

33:26

Oh did you guys?

33:28

Did you guys have any spirits that stay

33:30

with you? Do you have any archangels?

33:33

An angel mean like an evil angel?

33:35

I think an archangel is evil?

33:38

Right, No, that's like when you get

33:40

like a McDonald's hamburger that like,

33:43

oh that has two patters when you fight into

33:45

it?

33:45

You see the farm that was raised

33:47

on? Yeah, the cause of diarrhea.

33:51

I do I do have h Yeah, I do.

33:53

I mean, at least tell me about your spirit encounters.

33:56

My wife's

33:59

How did you pronounce that?

34:00

And can you do it?

34:00

My wife? My

34:02

wife? Now, I know Grandpa

34:06

give for that.

34:07

I'm gonna give him points every time he does

34:09

borat so you could rap ship.

34:12

What does he say? Does he say that's nice?

34:18

I think it's just that's all Kyle knows is

34:20

my wife, and that's nice.

34:22

Yeah, and then I'm like trying to think of anything else. I don't have

34:24

any other ones, but

34:27

my wife's my wife, Yes, my

34:30

wife.

34:32

I don't have a story that goes beyond this except

34:34

my wife's grandfather.

34:39

Uh has he talks to us

34:41

through Carl alarms.

34:44

Were like an alarm clock. It's

34:47

like when he died, when he died still

34:50

love you. It's just like it's

34:53

just like one of those.

35:00

I love you, I'm watching I love

35:03

you, I'm watching I love you.

35:06

I never got you

35:10

you.

35:13

I like the

35:15

version that the grandfather's coming back,

35:18

just letting you know, like I never liked you.

35:19

You're my least favorite grandkid. Yeah.

35:23

Is this weird?

35:24

Is it

35:27

where we know like the order that those

35:30

things come in.

35:31

Though, Like I know

35:33

that after like mean or or.

35:39

Like and I don't even know if I've ever heard

35:41

that in my life. Dude, there was a bird.

35:44

There was a bird in my neighborhood that could

35:46

do that whole caral arm thing, because.

35:49

When I when I grew up, I do a neighborhood

35:52

is cool?

35:53

Yeah, I mean, did you

35:55

grow up in my Westball I

35:58

grew up in.

35:59

No, it's just like they shot a wire. Where did you

36:01

grow.

36:03

Dude.

36:04

That wasn't a bird. That was the neighbor's

36:06

special kid.

36:11

Yo.

36:11

We called them little bird.

36:15

Hey blake real quick for me because I just didn't

36:17

understand that what a special mean Blake.

36:20

It's all I could. I don't know, man, I

36:25

just.

36:25

Want to know because everyone was laughing. So what did

36:27

that mean to you?

36:27

To me, it was like their number one favorite

36:30

son.

36:30

To me, that's hilarious. That's

36:32

very funny. That's very funny.

36:33

Super talented kid. Like super

36:35

talented kids.

36:36

Take another sip of your cancel sauce.

36:38

I'm

36:41

laughing already.

36:43

Last some river walk talk boy.

36:47

Hey, dude, when I was in Hawaii,

36:49

I was where they shot Hunger

36:52

Games Mocking Bird. Okay,

36:56

okay, one.

36:58

Of the birds was this.

36:59

I was on this hike and one

37:01

of the birds goes oh,

37:06

which I think is the Maybe I'm doing it wrong,

37:08

but it's.

37:08

The that wasn't great? But yeah, what is

37:10

he? Give it one more? That's

37:14

the mocking Chase tound.

37:15

Yeah it's them. Yes, yeah, it's from the

37:18

movie right.

37:19

Oh yeah, So they must have heard it and earned

37:21

it. Yeah, these birds, man, they're smart.

37:23

Bro.

37:24

That's why I hate birds, dude.

37:26

Yeah, because they're Adam

37:29

hates anything that learns more than him.

37:31

It's a lil it gets crazy.

37:33

I hate him. Yeah, he's not gonna tell

37:36

well birds because you can't trust him,

37:38

dude.

37:38

And they're always up in trees looking down on

37:40

you, being like I'm gonna shit on you.

37:43

I'm gonna dive bomb your car. Yeah,

37:46

that's why I likes I like bats better than

37:48

birds for sure.

37:49

Okay, hot dude, this is fucking

37:51

hot talk.

37:52

Wait wait, so hang on, let me just get this straight

37:54

so like I can like fucking understand.

37:56

Yeah, you like bats more than birds, dude,

37:59

I do, I think.

38:00

Okay, actually I saw a video that

38:02

cracked me up.

38:03

There. I'm gonna go take a ship.

38:05

Yeah that's fine, but but you know how bats

38:07

hang upside down and they like stretch their wings and

38:09

ship. There's a video floating around where somebody turned

38:12

that upside down.

38:14

And then it looks like they're dancing. They put in like

38:16

god, yeah that was but it was

38:18

like this is like a gothic Yeah,

38:22

dude, it was so good. It

38:24

was so good and set to like joy

38:27

division or something, right, I like that, dude.

38:30

So the grandfather talks to you

38:32

through carl alarms, and how.

38:35

He talks to us through Carl arms, and

38:37

also anything, did you say Carl arms,

38:40

Carl alarms, like tattoos show up

38:42

on your arms?

38:43

No?

38:43

No, no, no, no no no.

38:44

It just was like, right after he died, we

38:46

had some crazy instances

38:49

where the car alarms were going off and

38:51

his whole thing was like security.

38:54

So now ship, yeah,

38:56

that was his whole thing.

38:58

His initials A d T this

39:03

okay, yeah, I get some yes.

39:05

But I bet, I bet, I bet

39:07

he's here. I bet he's here, Grandpa. And if you're

39:09

here, turn on

39:11

the house lights. Holy

39:14

shit? Ship

39:20

up?

39:20

Did you did you guys fucking see that

39:22

the house lights come on?

39:23

Yeah?

39:24

We saw that.

39:24

Did you see that? Yeah?

39:25

Yeah, I saw that at the same time when I asked

39:27

the spirit to turn him on.

39:29

Dude.

39:29

When my grandmother died in

39:31

my childhood bedroom.

39:35

She walked in and saw you beating off and was like

39:41

she was like, no grandson of mine

39:43

should have that. Yeah,

39:46

come there, what you said?

39:48

Uh no, she she was

39:51

was dying somebody.

39:52

She moved in with us, and then my mom.

39:54

Was like move your crippled ass out

39:56

of your bedroom and you live

39:58

you live in the basement now, So now I'm

40:01

in the basement in a hospital bed.

40:03

Wait, Adam did around the house at that age,

40:05

did you do a lot of like.

40:08

Dude, Hey, that's

40:11

dude, that's a joke. It's science,

40:14

dude, that's a joke.

40:16

But absolutely, that's

40:18

how I got up and down the stairs

40:21

for.

40:21

Real with your arms.

40:23

Yeah.

40:24

Wow, that's why these arms

40:26

are so fucking jacked, bro, Yeah,

40:30

that's why these arms are so fucking jays.

40:33

That was fucking tight. That

40:36

was tight. That was physical comedy.

40:38

There's nothing like physical comedy on

40:40

the podcast.

40:42

Yeah, and

40:44

so if you're listening, Uh, then she

40:47

wouldn't.

40:47

She died in my childhood

40:50

bedroom and then it kept reaching

40:52

up when she was dying and talking

40:54

to someone in the corner, and then my.

40:56

Mom asked her.

40:57

She was talking, yeah,

40:59

and it was, uh like

41:02

people that have already died before, so

41:05

she like she was seeing them. The

41:08

night that she passed, it was

41:10

a ton of Uh.

41:12

Our doorbell kept ringing and we look out.

41:14

The window when no one's there. Dude.

41:16

Electronics, man, they hold ghosts.

41:18

Electronics are where ghosts go.

41:20

Dude telling you.

41:25

This is this is her.

41:26

It was my buddy Ryan just punking us.

41:28

Yeah, for sure, Well that's

41:32

your mom was trying to me.

41:32

Sweet She's like, no, she's still alive,

41:35

you guys, she lives in

41:37

the lights.

41:38

What my mam is wasted when she's telling us, says

41:41

she's alive.

41:42

She Yeah.

41:43

Wouldn't you be drunk after you folks, You're like,

41:45

all right, I'll crack a few and then you just tell your.

41:47

Kids like, no, we knew she's dead.

41:49

It'd be fucking terrified.

41:50

And she was still alive. Nana's in the doorbell

41:53

guys doing

41:56

that rings. That's her ghost

41:58

kissing you.

42:06

Now you can really fuck with

42:08

kids, like you could like dress up like

42:11

a ghost and go on the ring cam and be like,

42:13

whoa, I'm here and I'm fucking.

42:15

Pissed because they have Like

42:18

because are your kids on the ring cam?

42:20

Well you could be like, oh my god, I just got an

42:22

alert from my ring cam. Holy

42:24

shit, it's Aunt Tilly

42:26

right and she

42:28

saw what you're doing with your dick in your

42:30

room?

42:31

Right?

42:32

Yeah, okay, cool, Yes.

42:35

That's for sure.

42:36

That was right around the pot I started

42:39

I started jerking off, you know, for

42:41

sure.

42:41

I like, wait, yes,

42:45

it was in my childhood. Yeah,

42:49

it was in.

42:50

My childhood bedroom. Yeah,

42:52

dude, get over on yourself. It

42:55

was in my childhood bedroom. And I was like convinced

42:58

that my grandma was staring at me.

43:01

And I loved it. Yeah. Did

43:03

that just that just shaped you, shaped

43:05

your shape, your whole sexual experience.

43:09

Did you say, shake your whole? She said, shake

43:11

you and it's just shaked. You never see ship

43:14

like this, Grandma. Yes,

43:22

I I just

43:25

I'm kind of getting horny, so I gave you points. Okay.

43:30

I like the idea of parents who

43:32

don't know how to reprimand our parent their children

43:34

doing it through spirits and ghosts.

43:36

Though, you know what you could do too.

43:38

You could be like filming your kid's Little

43:40

League game or whatever, and then take that footage

43:43

and bring it in the computer and just like put a ghost

43:45

in the background.

43:47

Watch and this is.

43:48

What's happens when you fucking strike out your

43:50

stupid.

43:50

Be right exactly,

43:53

there's just in the outfield.

43:55

And wait, I love it. I love

43:57

it. I love it. Is the gream reaper beating off.

44:00

Yeah, we

44:02

had for sure someone's jacking

44:04

off the We're gonna make such great

44:06

parents. What do you mean parents?

44:09

We're so yeah,

44:11

well you're going to make great parents.

44:14

I'm gonna get better, I swear yeah.

44:17

Because you're not great now, but you'll

44:19

get there.

44:19

I'm the round.

44:20

I told Kyle about my long con

44:22

with my.

44:23

Kid at

44:25

the beach. I'm still gonna I

44:27

live on the beach.

44:29

He's kind of a weird Orange Orange County

44:31

And I buried it with your address

44:33

again.

44:34

Yeah, I buried a.

44:37

Small skeleton. Yeah, and

44:39

in my sand.

44:41

Okay, like a like an actual

44:43

human skyll like.

44:43

An Amazon like fake skeleton.

44:46

It was a true old white already he has

44:49

sand.

44:50

Dude, And so I've I've buried this.

44:52

I buried this in the sand.

44:53

And when my kid is about like eight or nine

44:55

and he's acting a fool, I'm going to be like, you know, you

44:57

had an older brother. I

45:03

bury this thing two years ago, just in case,

45:05

and I'm like, so it's gonna look way fucked

45:07

up and old.

45:08

Right, Well, yeah, that's gonna be almost like ten

45:11

or eleven years underground for this plastic.

45:13

I want to say, plastic.

45:15

Did you put like like a Taylor Swift

45:17

concert like bracelet on his wrist

45:20

like always sort of like time

45:22

capsule type thing.

45:23

Adam, you have so much time to go put a bracelet

45:25

on that skeleton's hand.

45:27

It doesn't need to be down there for ten years.

45:30

Yeah, but I wanted to look.

45:31

I wanted to go Wait untouched.

45:34

Adam, Wait wait, so I beg I

45:37

want to hear the rest of the rudes. So

45:39

you you're saying that you had a kid.

45:41

Are you saying that you murdered that child or they

45:44

die or no? No, no, yeah, that's

45:46

I murdered him for being naughty.

45:48

Right right, he'll and

45:50

the younger one will end up in the sand with

45:53

Oswald as well.

45:55

Okay, why

45:57

don't you why don't you set up a couple other

45:59

things, like have like.

46:00

A frozen cow heart in the freezer

46:02

and be like, well, then that's taking up freezer

46:05

space.

46:05

I need that. It's like, you haven't

46:07

thought of this blake and it's anything.

46:10

I should just bury more things in the sand

46:12

and be like, yeah, and you had a sister, and

46:15

you you used.

46:16

To have a pet lizard.

46:17

Yeah, and you know what, he didn't eat his green

46:19

beans either.

46:20

They're right here.

46:23

And back when I was a kid, there was dinosaurs

46:26

and then just a full dinosaur bones.

46:27

I like that. Yeah, I like maybe he'd be an

46:29

archaeologist.

46:30

I like that. I do like that, like you

46:33

do that.

46:33

And then he's twenty four, like on his own

46:36

in the beach in like Santa Barbara and

46:38

finds just like a flip flop and people are like,

46:40

oh, look lost sliplop and he's like, this was

46:42

a person, this

46:45

person had a life, and

46:48

everyone's like, yo, Orlando, be

46:50

cool about it. Well, what's what's definitely

46:52

Orlando divine chilled?

46:54

Dude.

46:56

What's definitely gonna happen is I'm going to forget

46:58

about it, yeah, and

47:01

sell the house in fifteen years or

47:03

something.

47:04

And then the next owner is going.

47:05

To be like, you know what, let's do something with the beach

47:08

here, and they dig it up and they're like

47:10

what the fuck? Right right,

47:13

and it's going to be on the news like they found

47:15

skeleton.

47:15

They're going to call in some like archaeologists

47:17

like Indiana Jones coming in to figure it out,

47:20

right, yeah, and then somebody and then there's just

47:22

like an Amazon tag still on it.

47:24

It's like, right, oh ooops.

47:25

They're like this just costs sixty

47:28

nine bus Honestly,

47:30

dude, that is insane.

47:32

That you did that? Is sixty nine

47:35

dudes. Yeah, oh okay,

47:37

Hey, that's insanely dope,

47:40

right, it's wild. Yeah like

47:42

that.

47:42

Hey, I don't know if you guys are running low, Isaac

47:45

will come out here with a refel. By

47:51

the way, he was so close, it's like hell.

48:00

Out of the Rockies, thank you? Hell

48:03

yeah, hell yeah dude.

48:06

Definitely Isaac. Definitely

48:08

don't bring Adam a beer. Wat

48:11

Why you.

48:11

Gotta do that to me?

48:12

Isaac? He Adam?

48:13

What do you do?

48:15

What's the fun? Where's

48:18

mine? Isaac? Show your tips

48:20

to the crowd. Your booms are huge.

48:23

Your booms are huge? He did that?

48:26

You fresh haircut? Maybe you show them

48:28

titties? Your

48:31

booms are huge, Isaac?

48:32

Are you kind of a nasty dude?

48:34

Hello?

48:35

Shaggadic sixty nine

48:38

dudes?

48:39

Like, but real real talk, like

48:42

full honestly, like yeah,

48:44

because we've been lying about most of the ship.

48:45

You see a guy carrying this at the Riverwalk

48:48

and you beat him up, right, you

48:51

see you?

48:54

Excain to me, is the Riverwalk like a ton

48:56

of cool bars or ew?

49:00

Is there like a lot of cool bars there?

49:01

Or is it just like mostly like ladies

49:04

boutiques where you buy like.

49:05

Dude, I went too and fucking

49:07

crushed. Yeah.

49:08

I mean it's kind of like a it's like a

49:10

tourist trap. But I'm a sucker for

49:13

that ship. It seems

49:15

like a great place to have a bachelor party.

49:17

Did you did you get anything? Did you

49:19

get any shirts or anything like that? I just

49:22

got this A K forty fucking are

49:25

you?

49:25

You're wearing the headline here pal carrying

49:28

a fucking duck? Dude, I'm pretty cool.

49:30

I hate to break it to you, Blake, that's an AR

49:32

fifteen, But.

49:33

Is it my bad?

49:34

Dude?

49:34

I don't know guns that

49:36

well.

49:37

Yeah, Adam has been involved in upwards

49:39

of six school shootings.

49:42

Hey tell you what. I haven't, but

49:44

I'd be so good at it.

49:46

Yeah, that to be To

49:48

be honest, this is like, you know, I don't want to joke about this.

49:51

He's never obviously done a school shooting. What

49:53

board buttons push for this?

49:56

Why Blake play? You

49:59

know what's weird? Just because I

50:01

don't know why you think we have to even joke about this.

50:03

We can be like, quit joking

50:05

about school shooting. Yeah, okay, okay,

50:07

it's kind.

50:08

Of weird that you think we need to make light of something

50:10

so serious.

50:11

I'm not trying to man, I'm just thinking it's not funny

50:14

dude. Okay, and let Anders

50:16

cancel himself.

50:17

Yeah, it's very weird. I have a little more

50:20

cancer.

50:21

We were doing Riverwalk talking. Now you're

50:23

into this part of the show. Let's go, Oh.

50:26

My fucking god, this snow

50:28

dude, this episode.

50:30

This episode's going to be thirty five minutes

50:32

long. No, when Hanna gets

50:35

her hands on the in the edition, I.

50:36

Promise you it's gonna be brought to you by so many

50:39

new sponsors that are like, these are the

50:41

binoculars you need when you're out at

50:43

night, Yeah, just looking at your neighborhood.

50:46

Do you like black rifle coffee.

50:48

It's all gun related.

50:49

Yeah, yeah, it's that we

50:53

I like it too.

50:55

Like the flashlights that are

50:57

like what military.

51:00

It's like they're like, do you.

51:01

Need a brighter flashlight? And you're like, not really,

51:03

They're like, this one's super bright. You

51:05

go, all right, well, what's the catch. You

51:07

buy one, you get forty free.

51:10

You go, well, I don't need forty but yeah, but

51:12

if it's gonna save the country.

51:14

Yeah, but if you tape them all together,

51:16

then it becomes a laser cannon

51:20

nice get points, you

51:22

work, I'll take them.

51:23

Yes, points.

51:26

So I feel like San Antonio is a place we could

51:28

go shoot guns though, Yeah yeah,

51:31

I oh yeah, dude, I just

51:33

went and I was I just I did do a

51:35

hunting trip with my family and friends in

51:37

like the South Dakota South Dakota

51:39

Nebraska border.

51:40

You know, and we hunt

51:43

peasant.

51:43

But my buddy brought this ar fifteen.

51:45

Wait didn't you say peasants or pheasant

51:47

peasants?

51:48

Okay? Yeah, and we line up all

51:50

these spores and

51:53

would they put a pumpkin on

51:55

this hill and filled it with tanner? Right, which

51:57

is an explosive and.

52:00

Dude, yeah,

52:03

dude, pegged that thing?

52:05

You got it? How big was the explosion

52:07

when you hit it? Was it massive? Yeah?

52:09

It's fucking huge, like a fucking.

52:12

Crater in the ground, A little yeah,

52:14

medium sized crater and you can and.

52:18

It was a Victor webin Yama. Oh

52:20

yeah, Victor web.

52:22

Webby

52:25

after the big explosion? Is it like

52:27

all these dudes.

52:28

Y exactly exactly,

52:31

dude, It's such a good feeling and what the

52:33

cool thing about it? And this I probably couldn't

52:35

do this if you asked me a hundred other times, everybody

52:38

took like ten shots and then it was my turn

52:40

and I pegged it on the first one.

52:42

Just can we see your hand movement one more time

52:44

for how you shot?

52:46

Everyone hit it and then I you

52:48

were like and then I went like this, but

52:51

you hold it like this.

52:52

No, but you didn't do that though.

52:53

That'd be cool if you said, now you're.

52:55

Conscious, now you know before you

52:57

and then I'm like this, I blew

52:59

it. Yes, and I said.

53:02

And it went to bluie and everyone

53:04

shrieked, you got

53:06

me, dude, And we were in southern Dakota.

53:09

Just the way.

53:10

I don't like him, It's okay, he's

53:12

my least favorite of us.

53:14

Is tough. He's tough.

53:16

He's just he's a tough one to deal

53:18

with something.

53:19

Sometimes he's he's on a good one tonight.

53:21

That's the river.

53:23

He was on the river walk.

53:26

Talking about school shootings a lot.

53:28

Maybe put a spotlight on him and see what happens. Maybe

53:30

if we s spot shooting at the Tannerac

53:32

with an AR fifty, put.

53:34

Me on as like I'm a school shooter

53:36

and then kind of put that on me.

53:37

It was rough. I didn't even then he

53:40

gets to my space.

53:40

I'm trying to tell a story.

53:41

He gets in my space. I guess I'm

53:43

also being a fucking dick. Why are you

53:45

shooting at Tanna with a semi automa?

53:48

When did you shoot that with a rifle?

53:50

Wouldn't you shoot that Tannerac with a with

53:52

one shot as opposed to many?

53:54

I don't understand.

53:56

Yeah, you're a stupid dumbass.

53:59

Is it's everybody here shooting at Tannerac

54:01

with a automatic rifle?

54:04

Or are you just shooting it with one bullet? Well?

54:06

It you it's it's not automatic,

54:08

so you pull the trigger and it's one bullet.

54:12

You don't have the cool thing that the Vegas

54:14

shooter had. No, I don't know the

54:16

cool thing the Vegas shoot don't.

54:17

Have the mock dude.

54:20

Nope, Kyle,

54:23

the other thing I almost bought on the river

54:25

walk?

54:26

Yes?

54:26

What Selena merchandise? Oh

54:31

what do they have? What did they have? Because

54:34

I look?

54:35

I mean Hella t shirts?

54:36

Yeah, well you can get those almost anywhere.

54:38

Now?

54:38

Is she from San Antonio?

54:42

Yeah? Selena close enough,

54:44

she's around the way Lea.

54:47

I think she kicked it here a lot and like had

54:49

a store around here or some ship.

54:51

I stay up and think

54:53

of you.

54:55

Go ahead, this is in presient and I wish shown

54:58

a star.

55:03

I love you well.

55:05

I love you too because

55:08

I'm dream man of

55:11

beautiful. Tonight, everybody,

55:16

we will be holding your time

55:19

on your clothes.

55:19

There's no worried this

55:22

world. Did rather be

55:27

been here in my.

55:28

Room dreaming

55:31

about you and me.

55:40

That was so impressive, dude, and I didn't

55:42

realize you had such a beautiful voice.

55:44

Thanks, thanks your more time, en Espanol.

55:46

Go We

55:49

not yet all the grande

55:52

ball his dreamy.

55:54

No, I'm not gonna just

55:58

we just looked into Kyle's honey

56:00

moon when he fucking laid it down.

56:03

Oh you know what you were whispering to Marisa,

56:06

Marisa, but no, but for

56:08

real, real talk, that song is

56:10

where is from nineteen ninety four

56:12

ninety five, Ishka go off, and like.

56:14

That's when I out the best decade.

56:17

That's that's when your dick first started working

56:19

exactly.

56:20

That's when my dick first started. That's when I met my

56:22

wife. Okay, hey,

56:24

because we were in fifth grade together

56:27

and so I would think about her when I

56:29

when I heard that song on the radio.

56:31

Dude, So that's just a moment for

56:33

love when you heard it on the radio. That's a big

56:36

love moment right there. You know what I mean, When.

56:38

Your dick first started working, my

56:40

dick first started coming.

56:41

Sorry, my dick first started coming around.

56:43

Your dick first started coming in fifth grade, dude,

56:45

around there?

56:46

Whoa, I was way late to the game.

56:48

Yeah, when did you start coming?

56:50

I was seventh grade and you were sophomore.

56:54

You want to show me when I started coming? I

56:57

could tell when your voice dropped a little bit already

57:00

known you me.

57:05

You were a late bloomer, right, were you? Seventh eighth grade?

57:08

Yeah?

57:08

But I started coming very early.

57:12

Do tell Wait a second, So you're telling me that if

57:14

I sucked your dick when

57:17

you were let's say, twelve,

57:21

i'd get a mouthful of come.

57:22

That's what you're telling me. Okay,

57:25

whoa, No, do I need to sing Selena

57:27

again? Like I tried to turn it the fuck

57:29

around? You know what I mean? Yea, God

57:32

damn no, I just read that.

57:35

I just recall like in the early stages

57:38

of coming, Yeah,

57:41

the good old days, it would be like it

57:44

would be like one crystal

57:46

pepsi sperm.

57:48

A giant sperm would wriggle out, and they

57:51

like flop on the floor for that guy just

57:53

left.

57:53

Fuck yeah,

57:57

we had childhood come.

58:03

Yeah, No, I don't.

58:04

I can't wait.

58:04

Song when you first started coming really

58:07

hit home.

58:08

I think it was like something by Phil Collins.

58:11

I think it's I think I know what it was.

58:13

Dan's can Wow

58:15

pa on Jeez

58:20

Placer?

58:21

Was it rock?

58:23

No? I think you know what it was, dude, how about

58:25

it?

58:26

How about it?

58:26

Boy?

58:29

We get a spotlight? Can we get a spotlight

58:31

on? Man?

58:31

Where is this show?

58:33

Wait? What he ain't? No one else? I

58:35

can feel it is that this song.

58:38

So I would be like I would, I would,

58:41

I'll.

58:41

Back you up, brother door.

58:43

So this is you closing the door.

58:45

Well, you get away from me in your childhood bedroom

58:52

somewhere. When you were on twelve,

58:55

it was pre internet. There's no laptop, and

59:01

of.

59:01

Course I had a BCR. I had like

59:04

this, like MTV spring Break.

59:06

You had like Brook.

59:09

The Beach.

59:09

Go ahead, dude,

59:13

this is like in that movie Saltburn.

59:14

This is like a Lordy. You're

59:18

like the O g Ice Spice.

59:20

I'm done, I'm done.

59:21

I'm done. I'm done.

59:22

I don't want to I don't.

59:23

Want to go. The fact that no wait

59:25

for the drop, and then I'll be like, yeah,

59:29

there it is. Yeah. The goal

59:31

was always why are you?

59:33

Why are you finger? You fingered your ass?

59:36

So what let the guy go, Yeah,

59:39

you were.

59:39

Fingering your ass.

59:41

He was scratching.

59:41

He was scratching.

59:42

That's an advanced move.

59:45

The goal was to make it to the drop, but

59:47

he could never make it to the drums.

59:49

No, it turns out the intro is super

59:51

long.

59:52

Yeah, but you always came before the drop.

59:54

You were trying to make it to the drums.

59:57

When the hell doesn't even hit.

1:00:00

Oh, it's hell along, dude. It's a while.

1:00:02

Like you guys would have been watching me get ready

1:00:05

to jerk off for upwards of three minutes.

1:00:07

It's a lot of you, like setting the lotion in

1:00:09

the right place life just right.

1:00:12

At the beginning of the song, Phil Collins is

1:00:14

still in Jenister.

1:00:15

It's gonna come in Like.

1:00:17

I literally fast forwarded it one

1:00:19

minute and it still hasn't done.

1:00:20

Yeah, dude, that's classically like I'll

1:00:23

just do it.

1:00:23

Bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah

1:00:26

bah. It is cool that

1:00:28

that blake is like a minute later

1:00:30

and I can't chiz.

1:00:33

Yeah, that's that's okay.

1:00:36

Remember we're at three thirty

1:00:39

out of five thirty.

1:00:41

Here out.

1:00:50

And then your mother say, hey, Blake, do you want

1:00:53

to have sandwich?

1:00:54

Yeah? Yes, hey

1:00:56

Blake, you want to sign you thirsty

1:00:59

in there?

1:01:00

And uh and

1:01:02

if you're listening to if

1:01:07

you're listening to the podcast, Blake just had a full

1:01:09

body orgasm.

1:01:11

Uh and apparently just all over his

1:01:14

carpet.

1:01:14

No, it's just one big one. It was a pet snake.

1:01:18

I think my song was I

1:01:21

swear I swear by

1:01:23

the moon and the stars

1:01:26

in the sky. Okay, wow,

1:01:29

I'll be there. Sat

1:01:35

Isn't that a bunch of guys singing Yeah,

1:01:37

it's all for one.

1:01:39

Yeah, but they were singing about they're saying

1:01:41

about it like a woman.

1:01:42

Adam, show us how you jerk off?

1:01:44

See no, you don't want to see that because it

1:01:46

wasn't pretty.

1:01:47

It was like I had

1:01:49

to fuck something. So it was can

1:01:52

I sing? What

1:01:56

are you making a.

1:02:00

Side?

1:02:03

I'm gonna come the

1:02:06

quass juncu.

1:02:19

Jesus Christ? Wait your fly wait

1:02:21

Adams.

1:02:22

Fly way wait

1:02:25

wait wait wait wait wait every way shut for

1:02:27

whatever?

1:02:29

Swift Kyle, Yeah,

1:02:32

Adam's flies actually opened.

1:02:34

Well do you know why? Do you know why? Because

1:02:36

a ghost fucking did it, bro? A

1:02:38

ghost pulled down his fly? He was actually fucking

1:02:41

a ghost right there? Has that been open

1:02:43

the whole time? Or did your dick just fucking

1:02:45

try and burst out? Dude? It hurt

1:02:47

all for one and did you try to? Yeah,

1:02:50

the ghost came through there and unzipped

1:02:52

him. Blazer, I

1:02:55

love that.

1:02:56

I love that your parents were just downstairs

1:02:58

like listening and they're like, he's rearranging

1:03:01

his room again.

1:03:04

Wait, this guy can't get hish

1:03:07

his debt.

1:03:08

Yeah, right place.

1:03:09

The boy loves fun shway. I

1:03:11

will say that.

1:03:12

Blake is coming like a maniac.

1:03:14

Adam is fucking his futan like crazy,

1:03:19

Blazer. If you can pull up speed

1:03:21

Racer House Remix.

1:03:25

First of all, what is this only on show?

1:03:27

So when you grow up in Chicago in the nineties.

1:03:30

In the ninety house music

1:03:32

was a little bit of a thing.

1:03:33

Would this be on YouTube?

1:03:36

I don't know. It was definitely not on I basically

1:03:38

the breakdown was just like, oh, this is a fun song,

1:03:41

and then.

1:03:41

A certain point like a men and thirty in speed

1:03:44

Racer and Tricksy are fuck it?

1:03:46

Would it be speed Racer Remix

1:03:49

Alpha Team Dirty Version Slash

1:03:51

YouTube?

1:03:52

Probably in

1:03:55

the ninety and I'm like eight

1:03:57

years.

1:03:57

Old, and I'm like, okay, let's see,

1:03:59

Yes, this is well.

1:04:01

First we have to get past we gotta add,

1:04:03

we gotta add for b.

1:04:07

Ai.

1:04:08

It's ai stuff about how to write your report

1:04:10

better for work?

1:04:11

Well, should they be a sponsor? You

1:04:13

get fast forward to like a minute and.

1:04:15

A half and a half.

1:04:17

Okay,

1:04:21

I also don't remember this.

1:04:23

Given a little bit, you would

1:04:25

pack it.

1:04:28

Yeah, you old back rabbit.

1:04:32

I wonder if I wonder if the always

1:04:34

Sonny in Philadelphia guys jerk off

1:04:36

on couches during their live podcasts.

1:04:39

Yeah, I don't know, but that's breaking doubt it

1:04:42

doubted nerds.

1:04:43

That being said, this has brought to you by four

1:04:45

walls whiskey.

1:04:47

Go out and get yourself a bottle. Hey,

1:04:52

Kyle, do we do we cover

1:04:54

what you jerked off to? Well? I think I like started

1:04:56

with Selena. You know what I

1:04:58

mean? Uh?

1:05:00

That works, It's a little bit very that

1:05:03

works. No, you know what it was? Do you know what song I actually

1:05:05

jerked off too? We don't.

1:05:07

It was It was a boys to men's song?

1:05:09

Dude, isn't there a sexual ass boys to men's

1:05:11

song? They all were It's not on bend

1:05:13

and knee. It's uh the love

1:05:16

to you lie and you want

1:05:18

Me too? And now hold

1:05:21

Jude time baby all

1:05:24

through the night loved.

1:05:30

Yeah, Okay, I thought we were.

1:05:32

I actually think that song did get

1:05:34

me fucking really horny.

1:05:37

Basically, any any song that

1:05:39

it would be like a couple skate, Jesus,

1:05:43

any song that would be like a couple skate, that's.

1:05:45

What you were jerking off to.

1:05:47

Yeah, I was into the whole love of it all,

1:05:49

dudes, it was I'm still in my love

1:05:51

love man.

1:06:00

We do some hot topics.

1:06:01

Let's do it, baby, San

1:06:05

Antonio.

1:06:12

Topics just

1:06:15

started that night. A big

1:06:17

in b.

1:06:20

Hard taxis damn

1:06:22

y'all rock y'all fucking rock dude.

1:06:25

There we go. Okay,

1:06:27

thank you.

1:06:28

Texas mom thirty three, who pretended

1:06:30

to be her thirteen year old daughter at

1:06:32

middle school where she recorded

1:06:35

her day is found guilty of

1:06:37

criminal trustpaths and sentenced to six

1:06:40

months of probation.

1:06:41

Well where was her daughter? Do we know where her daughter

1:06:43

was? Yeah?

1:06:44

Probably at home chilling.

1:06:46

Okay, so she'd like at that poses

1:06:48

her seventh grade daughter, freaking poser

1:06:51

and she's a thirty three year old woman. I mean was

1:06:53

she just trying to be like a TikTok

1:06:55

star?

1:06:55

Sounds like it was like a temple

1:06:58

picture. She had like a hoodie with sunglasses

1:07:00

on.

1:07:01

Oh, she just looked like a unibomber. Okay,

1:07:04

Yeah, I don't.

1:07:06

I would kind of enjoy that, like to just go

1:07:09

to high school for a day as your kid and

1:07:11

be like, wasn't that a Drew Barrymore movie?

1:07:13

Yeah?

1:07:14

Why shaft probation yet Drew Barrymore

1:07:16

is making millions of dollars?

1:07:18

Interesting, okay, Hollywood

1:07:20

Okay?

1:07:21

And then they're like, uh, the reprimands

1:07:23

were just some pretty bitch made. It was seven

1:07:26

hundred dollars fine, okay,

1:07:28

and then one hundred hours of community service? Do

1:07:31

you could get someone to fake ass sign off on

1:07:33

that so quickly?

1:07:34

Yeah? Did you say six months? Did it say

1:07:37

yeah, six months?

1:07:38

But that's fake dude, dude, that's a lot

1:07:40

six months.

1:07:41

Have you ever gotten proper bucks and

1:07:44

community service? I had to do.

1:07:46

I had to do forty hours of community service

1:07:48

because I had threw a party at my house in high school.

1:07:51

So I did to do forty hours of community service.

1:07:53

All I did was, I, uh,

1:07:56

I went to my girlfriend's

1:07:58

church and I go, I'm gonna build you across

1:08:01

to put in your front atrium.

1:08:04

And they're like, do it, and I could.

1:08:06

I took two four by like two

1:08:09

by fours, nailed them together

1:08:12

and painted them brown and then

1:08:14

turned it in and was like there you go.

1:08:15

And they go, how long did this take? And I go forty

1:08:17

hours?

1:08:20

And I starved for forty days and forty

1:08:22

nights. And they were like, all right, fuck, we

1:08:25

don't care.

1:08:25

We got this sick ass cross.

1:08:26

Now wait they said, all a fuck,

1:08:29

we don't care, we have a sick ass Yeah.

1:08:31

It was Pastor Bros.

1:08:32

Arts.

1:08:33

Yeah, that church is sick as fuck.

1:08:36

Fuck it. What else.

1:08:37

It's always kind of cool to hear about Adam's upbringing

1:08:39

exactly the way it happened.

1:08:41

It's like, yeah, man, fuck that's fucking

1:08:43

sick, dude, two by fours.

1:08:45

Nailed together, It's a sick fucking cross. Get out

1:08:47

of here, dude, get some But

1:08:51

what did what? Why did the mom go

1:08:53

to high school? Was she like? Was she probably

1:08:55

WEIRDO? I think it was a TikTok thing.

1:08:57

I think she was trying to get the YouTube thing. Yeah,

1:08:59

yeah, she uploaded it to YouTube.

1:09:01

Well, it showed Garcia tanning her

1:09:04

skin and dyeing her hair to resemble

1:09:06

her then thirteen year old daughter before attending

1:09:08

Anne M. Garcia Enrique's

1:09:11

middle school.

1:09:11

So did she go to be like did she

1:09:14

go to see if she could get away with it, or did she go

1:09:16

to be like, I'm gonna go see what they're teaching

1:09:18

my daughter.

1:09:19

Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I just get too real

1:09:23

here right now, go ahead and stand up.

1:09:24

We got a few questions, right She's

1:09:27

like math, What the fuck

1:09:29

are they teaching them here?

1:09:30

This sucks? I don't

1:09:32

know.

1:09:33

Yeah, and then she was like, we need better security at

1:09:35

our schools.

1:09:36

That's what she was trying to see, That's what I'm saying.

1:09:38

Was she going to like prove a point where she going to be like,

1:09:40

I'm gonna go see if I can be like my daughter,

1:09:43

because like I'm not old yet.

1:09:47

Yeah.

1:09:47

No, she for sure went to like fuck

1:09:49

the quarterback, and then she got caught and

1:09:51

she's like security's bath

1:09:53

though.

1:09:54

And that's why I.

1:09:54

Remember the name of the Drew barrymar movie. It

1:09:56

was Never Been Kissed, And that's about

1:09:59

her. She It's like it's my favorite

1:10:01

movie. I'm gonna relive it.

1:10:02

I'm gonna go fuck Declan was never

1:10:05

been kissed about Drew Barrymore going.

1:10:07

In the quarterback.

1:10:08

It was about it was about Drew Barrymore

1:10:10

going to find Declan is sucking as deck.

1:10:12

I gotta see that. Yeah, what is

1:10:14

that your deck? And who's the quarterback

1:10:18

declin? Uh?

1:10:19

Probably Freddy Prince Junior.

1:10:21

Okay,

1:10:24

San Antonio tiny home community

1:10:27

goes viral on social media. Okay,

1:10:31

I have some tiny homes here.

1:10:33

Well, tiny homes are fucking dope. That's deep

1:10:37

into this. I geek out on tiny homes, you

1:10:39

know what. I geek got on bigger homes.

1:10:42

No, but I mean, like, I dude, I think it's

1:10:44

cool. I think it's fucking what they do with their space.

1:10:47

For like a like a

1:10:49

tree house for your children.

1:10:51

That's why I dig on it.

1:10:52

I did because it's like they have like the way

1:10:54

they use their space is so efficient.

1:10:56

Okay, nice, that's why

1:10:59

I dig it.

1:10:59

I guess I'm kind of like maybe

1:11:02

just live in like a home that's

1:11:04

not tiny.

1:11:06

But then like.

1:11:07

Also just just like

1:11:10

don't make a show or like, dude.

1:11:13

For office, dude, like nobody like

1:11:16

nobody gives a fuck. Just go

1:11:18

go live in a tiny house. I get it, then

1:11:20

shut the fuck up.

1:11:21

Well, the crazy part about is that like possible

1:11:24

or is there like a bullhorn.

1:11:25

On the top of every tiny house? That's

1:11:28

cool?

1:11:29

It's the Blues Brothers attitude

1:11:31

on the tiny house.

1:11:32

Yeah, so what's referring to is the essentially

1:11:34

the tiny homes are just like an apartment.

1:11:37

It's a six hundred square foot, one bedroom,

1:11:39

two bath. They're fucking cool. And

1:11:41

you're like, yeah, that's an apartment. That's cool.

1:11:43

And then it's for one hundred and thirty six thousand

1:11:46

dollars. You got to buy this tiny year.

1:11:47

That's a lot.

1:11:48

It's kind of a lot.

1:11:49

That's a lot, but compared to the bigger

1:11:51

houses you speak so fondly of, that's

1:11:53

a pretty cheap.

1:11:55

Yeah.

1:11:55

But also, it would be cool if we

1:11:57

all moved into one and just fucking

1:11:59

did re show.

1:12:00

I like that. But that was the workhol

1:12:03

podcast.

1:12:04

It's just called Big Dudes in a Tony

1:12:07

House.

1:12:09

For Workaholics.

1:12:10

We all just had one trailer that

1:12:12

we changed in together, and it was like fucking

1:12:14

fun.

1:12:14

Yeah, we didn't know on Workaholics that you were allowed

1:12:17

to have other trailers.

1:12:21

We thought all stars of every show

1:12:23

just changed in the same trailer together for

1:12:26

seven years straight, and.

1:12:27

Then weirdly, Durs said, like before every

1:12:29

scene, it's like a tradition to kiss each other, and

1:12:32

we're like, okay into

1:12:34

that.

1:12:35

Yeah,

1:12:37

hey, and it worked. Hit

1:12:42

me with it. Okay.

1:12:44

So NASSA plans to build a subdivision

1:12:47

of homes on the Moon.

1:12:49

Okay, and it may be sooner

1:12:51

than you think.

1:12:52

Oh Shitzylon.

1:12:57

That is gonna build civilian housing

1:12:59

on a lunar surface using three D printing

1:13:02

robots within two decades, according.

1:13:04

To several of the organization

1:13:07

scientists.

1:13:08

I don't believe.

1:13:09

I don't believe this. Would you retire

1:13:11

on the Moon? I don't. Yeah,

1:13:13

if it was possible, yeah, I might do that. Yeah.

1:13:16

I can't wait for everyone to move

1:13:18

to the Moon and then I finally get to like

1:13:20

live somewhere dope.

1:13:22

Right, Like where would you move? Like

1:13:24

Florida? My question is, does

1:13:27

the.

1:13:27

Moon have Yeah, you know how

1:13:29

many guns they have in Florida?

1:13:32

Does the Moon have a river walk? Like

1:13:34

a made up like a cool artificial

1:13:36

It's gonna have a crater walk? Yeah, you

1:13:39

have the crater walk. I'm in, dude, I'm

1:13:41

all the way in.

1:13:42

Hey, what do you guys want me to say, Texas,

1:13:45

shut up.

1:13:47

Yeah, yeah,

1:13:50

I don't know. Move into the moon, like, do they

1:13:52

have the criterion.

1:13:54

App What sucks

1:13:56

about moving to the moon, like and being one

1:13:58

of the first people to live there.

1:13:59

It's gonna suck.

1:14:00

Yeah, the first the first crew is gonna

1:14:03

be it's gonna be.

1:14:04

H because they're like, it's gonna the infrastructure

1:14:06

may compromise of systems, including modern

1:14:09

surface habitats rovers,

1:14:12

so that means like shrubs. Rovers

1:14:14

meanings like shitty little vehicles.

1:14:16

Fucking sucks.

1:14:18

Laboratory capabilities, so

1:14:20

what we all have to be scientists? No thanks,

1:14:23

power generation? Well you have a

1:14:25

generator. We all have generators, motherfucker.

1:14:28

Yeah.

1:14:28

And storage, who you gotta shed

1:14:30

great, I don't have anything.

1:14:32

Yeah, you're like you can collect

1:14:34

moon rocks in your storage.

1:14:37

I feel like, also, the first crew that's

1:14:39

gonna live on the Moon is gonna be like super

1:14:42

nerds, Like nobody that cool,

1:14:45

right Yeah.

1:14:45

Yeah, No, there'll be like one really cool dude

1:14:48

that is there that's like, oh fuck,

1:14:52

I blew it.

1:14:53

Yeah, Like I came way too early.

1:14:55

I really thought I was gonna be the funniest

1:14:57

guy on the moon.

1:14:58

But this guy is hilarious.

1:15:00

That's that's cool.

1:15:02

Yeah, there's this like nerd who

1:15:04

just has a ton of one liners.

1:15:05

They're like, damn, this guy's way

1:15:08

smarter.

1:15:08

Than I am, rules dude, and his

1:15:10

fucking dick is huge.

1:15:13

But that's how you measure all. How do you know?

1:15:15

Hey, wait.

1:15:18

Okay, I

1:15:21

was like, on everybody so

1:15:23

huge you put them in the

1:15:25

fish bowl.

1:15:26

We're gonna read him.

1:15:27

Wait real quick, blake, how did you know the guy's

1:15:29

dick is so huge.

1:15:30

When we do the like defrosting

1:15:33

process. Yes, like dick is hella like

1:15:35

just out you can.

1:15:36

Right, You're like, wait, that's defrosted.

1:15:40

That's your dick defrosted, defrosted.

1:15:43

I was frozen. It was colder fucking

1:15:45

there, dude. Dude.

1:15:47

I got out of the I have a cold plunge in

1:15:49

my house and so I was in the cold plunch.

1:15:51

I just got out of it, and I'm I'm about to get in the shower

1:15:53

and my wife comes in and she

1:15:55

goes, oh my god, and

1:15:58

I go, why what's up? And she goes, I've

1:16:01

never seen your dick that small number,

1:16:04

dude. The head was like barely

1:16:07

peeking out of my body. I looked down and you,

1:16:10

oh, yeah, I

1:16:13

like it to

1:16:15

take shelter, you know, yeah

1:16:17

that that that boy was creeping, creeping,

1:16:20

creepy.

1:16:20

Did you tell her this is like an evolutionary

1:16:25

property, I.

1:16:26

Said, I said, hey, welcome

1:16:28

to your two of marriage, babe.

1:16:30

This is your life.

1:16:31

Now, this is my this is the real

1:16:33

size of my dick.

1:16:36

Strap on this entire time, it

1:16:39

seems like you only had a strap on of six

1:16:42

other inches.

1:16:44

You treated your dick like secret boss.

1:16:46

You're like the whole time it was small, but

1:16:50

you already married me.

1:16:52

And you said it was for my personality.

1:16:55

And she was like, well you had a strap

1:16:57

on, but like of just a normal sized dick.

1:17:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah

1:17:02

I did.

1:17:03

Why weren't you hogging out? Bro? Should

1:17:06

we do some hot hot Q and A. I would love

1:17:08

that, dude. So

1:17:10

you guys got some hot cues. We got some

1:17:12

sweet.

1:17:13

Sweet as hot hot hot hot, so

1:17:15

A the ask Kyle, can you drop

1:17:17

the concept album Friends of Aliens

1:17:20

or Friends with Aliens featuring hit

1:17:22

single I'm Fucking Aliens Tonight?

1:17:25

Oh wow? So

1:17:28

should we say, let's say what it is?

1:17:30

And this is an album that I made?

1:17:32

When I well, it's it's it's made.

1:17:34

When I like what two thousand and six

1:17:37

or something.

1:17:37

Like that around now that is two thousand and eight

1:17:39

or nine.

1:17:40

Yeah, but it's like the album, it's

1:17:42

a concept album by a guy who goes to space

1:17:44

and he's having trouble on earth.

1:17:46

He's not fucking anybody on Earth. He's not having

1:17:48

any luck, so he decides to go to setup.

1:17:51

Is that. Blake and I dated Rubens

1:17:54

a story.

1:17:56

Blake and I dated roommates, and

1:17:59

so we were always gone over at their house

1:18:01

and the our house that we shared

1:18:03

it was a sad and lonely place

1:18:06

and we would come home and Kyle's making music

1:18:09

and we're like, oh, what are you playing, dude.

1:18:10

He's like, you guys want to hear the new song and.

1:18:12

We're like sure, and then it's a whole song

1:18:14

about him being sad

1:18:16

and lonely and going to outer

1:18:19

space and he meets an

1:18:21

alien yea, and the alien is a man

1:18:23

or woman. It's it's

1:18:25

androgynist and it's just an alien and

1:18:28

they fuck.

1:18:29

He says, the fucking aliens

1:18:32

tonight because I'm sad, lonely.

1:18:37

Yeah, I was fucking but yeah,

1:18:39

it was was tiring, It's.

1:18:40

It wasn't a good song, and we were very

1:18:43

worried it's a good album.

1:18:44

Yeah, that song.

1:18:46

So I think there's there is actually

1:18:48

like twelve songs that

1:18:50

exist.

1:18:51

Shit right now that dude take you

1:18:53

through a bit of an arc, drugs and tacos.

1:18:56

Tacos and drugs.

1:18:56

Dude, take a little bit of dank, mix it

1:18:58

with a little crank and put it in a taco shell.

1:19:02

Yeah, yeah, I

1:19:05

wanted to do it, but.

1:19:05

So Ricky g asked, who came

1:19:08

up with you?

1:19:09

Hang on what? You're never going to come out?

1:19:11

Are you going to drop it?

1:19:12

The question was are you ever going to drop it? Yeah?

1:19:15

I still I'm learning how to play the whole

1:19:17

fucking thing on the piano right now, just because it's

1:19:19

well.

1:19:19

It's like, dude, you could just release it the

1:19:21

thing you've already recorded it.

1:19:23

I could, I could, Okay, do

1:19:25

that, do that. I just don't think

1:19:27

it's here yet. I just don't think it's fully

1:19:29

realized. Is there, it's realized? It is.

1:19:32

Well, it's almost been twenty years, so

1:19:35

I know it's that.

1:19:35

It's it's that thing. It's that thing

1:19:38

that I have that I constantly think about

1:19:41

release. This is like that Doctor Dre album that

1:19:43

he's been working on.

1:19:44

Yeah, and the one about the planets. He

1:19:46

did that ship about the planets too, Bro.

1:19:50

Ricky g asks, who came up with,

1:19:52

well, you brought the spaghetti. We

1:19:54

told you not to bring this spaghetti.

1:19:57

What the pretty much talking about?

1:20:00

I don't know what that means?

1:20:01

Ricky Gee, what the fuck are you talking about?

1:20:03

Actually, I'm gonna say, what's his name? Ricky g Ricky,

1:20:05

I'm gonna say Ricky g came up with that.

1:20:07

No, that was that's literally Ricky

1:20:09

Gervais, And we want to say, what's up.

1:20:11

Dude, Riggy Gervaise.

1:20:14

That's cool he came to the show.

1:20:16

That weird from that from extras? Is

1:20:18

that from the office? Is no clue.

1:20:20

So Daniel r asked, who

1:20:23

is someone that y'all would want

1:20:25

to work with?

1:20:27

What do you guys want to work with each other? That's

1:20:29

it? No one else.

1:20:31

That's sweet.

1:20:32

Wesley snipes mostly, Yeah, yeah,

1:20:35

yeah, that'd be cool.

1:20:36

That's easy, that's easy. You could say that one.

1:20:39

Yeah, I want to kick it with Blade.

1:20:40

I would like to work with Goldberg from

1:20:43

Mighty Ducks. And because

1:20:46

then he became a meth addict point

1:20:48

out, yeah, and then

1:20:50

now he's sober again, And

1:20:52

I think that'd be a cool yeah, like

1:20:54

come up story, sure, and

1:20:57

the story is going to be like how him and me get

1:20:59

off together?

1:21:01

Yeah? Wait, are you on math? Yeah?

1:21:04

It's my way.

1:21:05

You know how like Chris Brad did a movie and he got

1:21:07

like, all buff, this will be my excuse

1:21:09

to.

1:21:09

Get really skinny.

1:21:10

Okay, okay, right, that's way

1:21:13

way skinny.

1:21:14

Okay.

1:21:14

I think I would.

1:21:15

I think I want to work with Christian

1:21:17

Slater Okay, all right,

1:21:20

Yeah, I

1:21:22

don't know. I just think I

1:21:25

just thought he looked cool back in the day. I think i'd

1:21:27

like to work with him at some point in my career.

1:21:29

Yeah, okay, cool.

1:21:30

I get, you know, the opportunity to work with a lot

1:21:32

of people. So maybe I will work

1:21:34

with Christian.

1:21:35

I bet you will. Maybe sick.

1:21:36

I would love to do a combo project with like

1:21:38

Woody Allen and Mel Gibson.

1:21:41

Okay, you know what I mean. I

1:21:44

get those guys in the room and see what happens.

1:21:46

You know, I see a fucking disaster,

1:21:48

my guy, you know.

1:21:50

Just to see what you know, you know,

1:21:53

just to see.

1:21:54

So Savino and Marisa,

1:21:57

they asked Adam and Durs can you please

1:22:00

recreate Sweet sixteen?

1:22:03

I love y'all. That's what she says.

1:22:05

Sweet sixteen was.

1:22:06

I don't know if we could really recreate it, but essentially

1:22:09

yell at you as my daughter.

1:22:10

Yeah, remember

1:22:14

you were like, I want it's my birthday.

1:22:16

I want that purse.

1:22:18

I'm wearing a wig and I'm a little girl and

1:22:20

it's my sweet sixteen, And I go.

1:22:22

Dad, if I don't get that purse,

1:22:24

I'm.

1:22:24

Just gonna die. No, you say

1:22:26

you're gonna piss on the bed.

1:22:27

Yeah, I'm gonna piss on the bed.

1:22:30

And then I'm I'm sure.

1:22:31

I say something like, well, honey, then

1:22:34

I guess you're gonna have to go piss on your bed.

1:22:36

And then it cuts to me going and

1:22:41

I'm pissing on a bed. What's our comedy?

1:22:43

Yeah? The comedy centru execs

1:22:45

saw that and they were like, we gotta

1:22:48

give these guys a show.

1:22:49

Absolutely, absolutely, So

1:22:52

Julia would like to know Adam

1:22:54

Devine, how was it going from

1:22:56

Workaholics to pitch Perfect

1:22:59

Okay? And I was like, dude, it's pretty

1:23:01

tied bottle, Please don't stop the music.

1:23:10

Chuck me out. It's getting.

1:23:16

I gotta give my bad and movement

1:23:20

away.

1:23:30

Yo, durs fucking

1:23:32

rhythm sections we're getting good at.

1:23:34

I mean, you know, when you stand up and dance, I can't

1:23:37

help. But just dude, that

1:23:39

was up.

1:23:42

I mean doing Pitcher was super fun because,

1:23:45

uh, you know, on Wlcoholics

1:23:47

we had to do everything, so it's like

1:23:49

a lot of us thinking and on that

1:23:51

show.

1:23:53

On Pitch Perfect, I didn't have to do anything,

1:23:55

you know, just please just stop your thing.

1:23:57

I just shook my dick around and made

1:23:59

a move. So,

1:24:02

uh, Caterina Roll says.

1:24:09

The people want points.

1:24:12

If you are an American gladiators, what would

1:24:14

your name be? American

1:24:16

gladiator?

1:24:17

An American glad I already lived

1:24:19

by his blazer's

1:24:22

good.

1:24:22

Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

1:24:25

How about how about uh big

1:24:29

earthquake?

1:24:30

Yeah, bigger?

1:24:33

Yeah, a big earthquake, earthquake?

1:24:36

Why not like Richter Scale first

1:24:38

name Rick, Yeah, Rick Scale

1:24:42

Scale.

1:24:45

I think mine's fine. I think big

1:24:47

earthquake this

1:24:52

time.

1:24:52

I mean that's like a seven year

1:24:54

old came up with.

1:24:55

I had thinking big earthquake.

1:24:57

Yeah, you know, it made me laugh in my head,

1:24:59

so I said it out loud, hoping others would have liked.

1:25:02

Fucking you, I'm changing mine to terrible

1:25:04

accident.

1:25:05

Yeah, I tell you about that.

1:25:08

Mine is too fat for spam

1:25:10

eggs.

1:25:12

These are these are good?

1:25:16

Uh mine is Mine's probably

1:25:18

gonna be uh Thor's

1:25:21

brother weirdo science.

1:25:26

So this person's name is Adam.

1:25:28

Brushing your teeth or wiping your butt,

1:25:30

you have to give up one, which

1:25:32

is fucking why bitches.

1:25:34

I know exactly what I would do. Why, I

1:25:37

know exactly what I would do.

1:25:39

I would give up wiping

1:25:41

my ass.

1:25:43

Because I can.

1:25:44

I can fucking I can get into a

1:25:46

shower and spread my

1:25:48

ass cheeks. I can't

1:25:51

get into a shower and fucking

1:25:53

brush my molars.

1:25:55

Yeah, okay, so that's mine.

1:25:58

Okay, here's what I would do. I would

1:26:00

say, brushing.

1:26:01

Why are you so pissed?

1:26:02

But there's gonna be time, because it's

1:26:04

got to be times when you cannot get

1:26:07

into a shower.

1:26:08

Okay, no wealthy times.

1:26:10

And that is going to be a horrible event,

1:26:12

a horrible time.

1:26:14

But bro your mouth. You

1:26:16

would you would, you would give up brush?

1:26:18

What I would do is I would here, I would, But they always

1:26:20

carry a gang.

1:26:22

Of mouthwash on me.

1:26:23

There you go, okay wash like

1:26:25

that about that? Like that life hack a way

1:26:27

better than he.

1:26:29

Was always just near a shower, ready

1:26:31

to spread his asshole apart.

1:26:33

Yeah, I haven't thought about this for a little

1:26:35

bit longer. I think I went the wrong way. Yeah,

1:26:37

Kyle, Kyle, I'm with you.

1:26:39

I feel like, if you get on the right schedule, you're

1:26:41

near a shower when you need to be.

1:26:42

That's what I was going to say. But they're saying there's gonna

1:26:45

be time san Antonio.

1:26:48

Yeah, say you're at

1:26:50

a finger hole in San Antonio and you had

1:26:52

some tomales and you fucking gotta

1:26:54

take a dukie and there's i mean.

1:26:57

Right there, jump in the river, the

1:26:59

river walk, that's what's there for.

1:27:01

Yeah, they got pools everywhere, fountains

1:27:03

are everywhere.

1:27:03

You're right, you're right, Actually, Adam, I'm with Kyle.

1:27:06

I'm gonna shit and never wipe my ass ever.

1:27:08

Again, it's also kind of like, yeah,

1:27:13

it's like, look, there's Blake who never wipes his ass.

1:27:15

It never goes.

1:27:16

Really, and then if someone never brushes their teeth

1:27:19

actually runs, Yeah, he runs

1:27:21

like this. This is how Blake actually runs, which makes

1:27:24

me believe you never wipe your ass. This

1:27:26

is how Blake runs.

1:27:28

But that's because that's how his pants

1:27:30

up, dude, that's because he's from the.

1:27:32

Basokie and

1:27:34

I would love to run, but I'm wearing cowboy boots

1:27:37

and I literally don't know how to run in these motherfuckers.

1:27:41

And I tucked them into my jeans.

1:27:43

So am I like the biggest like Texas cook

1:27:45

in the world or what?

1:27:46

Yeah? Yeah?

1:27:47

So Ryan Ray asked, hold on Migos,

1:27:50

congrats Adam on becoming a father. What is

1:27:52

the thing you look forward to the most. Punking

1:27:54

my child and making him believe he had a dead

1:27:56

older brother. Yeah,

1:27:59

and guys, what has been the most rewarding

1:28:02

experience of fatherhood?

1:28:03

And if you don't say punking your child, you're a

1:28:05

bitch, dude. It's the pranks.

1:28:07

It's all the pranks you pulled, all the really

1:28:09

fun dude.

1:28:10

I had a really rewarding experience the other

1:28:12

day when we went down to visit you and

1:28:15

and and my son was like, my son's

1:28:17

into drawing, and and my son was like, teach

1:28:19

me something cool. And Adam

1:28:22

was there and he fucking pulled out the cool

1:28:24

s from the seventies.

1:28:26

Thes that's I

1:28:29

don't know if it was from the seventies, I.

1:28:32

Know, I know it as a stuss too.

1:28:34

I did do some research and it's not a stucis

1:28:36

that is a Mandela thing.

1:28:38

It's not.

1:28:39

It's it's not a Stucie at all. It's

1:28:42

a Mandela effect that that line

1:28:44

line line line, line, line connect

1:28:46

connect top top bottom

1:28:50

is not from Stucie at all.

1:28:51

I know I was doing well

1:28:53

as the elder of the crew. I was

1:28:56

definitely doing that before Stucie existed,

1:28:58

for sure.

1:28:58

It's from the seventies. It's called

1:29:01

cool Wait.

1:29:02

All right, but wait, but the cool did your son

1:29:04

that?

1:29:04

And then you rolled this? No? No, no,

1:29:06

no, sorry, See Stucy put it on.

1:29:09

He told the boring story because his son

1:29:11

drew a cool ass after I showed him how to draw

1:29:13

the cool ass the.

1:29:14

Next day though he did it all by himself,

1:29:16

and I was so fucking proud, so

1:29:19

fucking proud of my kids.

1:29:22

We used to do that for like, if you drew

1:29:24

like a like a like

1:29:26

a superhero character with had like braids or

1:29:28

whatever. You would just do that for like the braid of the

1:29:30

hair. That's interesting because they can't keep

1:29:32

going forever. Dude, did you know that?

1:29:35

Yeah? Try it when you get home, I will say,

1:29:37

like.

1:29:37

A rewarding moment, I was saying to the guys earlier.

1:29:40

Uh, my kids watched Best in Show

1:29:43

the other night, and

1:29:46

at the very end of the movie, there's

1:29:48

a couple that's like in therapy and

1:29:50

they're like, we're glad we got rid of the other dog and now

1:29:52

we've got a new dog. And the therapist

1:29:54

looks down at his leg and the dog is humping

1:29:56

his leg, and my kid

1:29:59

goes like, what's the dog doing? And

1:30:01

I go the dog is trying

1:30:03

to have sex with his leg And

1:30:06

my son lost his mind

1:30:10

and laughed so hard

1:30:12

and like grabbed a pillow and like put it over

1:30:14

his face and I was like, perfect,

1:30:16

and then I held it on his face.

1:30:18

I knew

1:30:20

now it's a perfect death. It's funny, and

1:30:23

he can go.

1:30:24

I think that is what's going to be their most

1:30:26

rewarding thing, though, is them laughing at something

1:30:28

that you actually find funny, Like the first

1:30:30

time that you say sixty nine and they go,

1:30:34

right, You're like you dog,

1:30:37

Oh yeah, I'm a

1:30:39

good dad.

1:30:40

You know what? I am a good dad? Wait?

1:30:42

What hotel room are we staying in? Four

1:30:45

twenty?

1:30:45

And they're like, oh shit, you

1:30:48

give a little why man

1:30:50

done?

1:30:50

Okay, haven't I?

1:30:51

Honey?

1:30:52

I do think I need to chill on, like the winks

1:30:54

to my kids about things that are funny.

1:30:55

I'm like, and they're like, what

1:30:58

are you doing?

1:30:58

Yeah, for you guys, any

1:31:01

take backs, any apologies, any epic slams.

1:31:05

You know, the

1:31:07

school shooter stuff.

1:31:09

You're doubling down on that or you're taking that back?

1:31:11

No.

1:31:12

What I was gonna say is like, if we could just circle

1:31:14

back? Are

1:31:16

we doing take backs and circle backs?

1:31:18

Yeah? You can't circle backs?

1:31:20

Yeah, takebacks,

1:31:23

apologies, circle backs. I just want to do

1:31:25

one circle back to apologize.

1:31:29

Okay, that's big of you.

1:31:30

I want to take back my my Jerry

1:31:32

Seinfeld impression.

1:31:33

You guys made me do it.

1:31:35

It wasn't yeah,

1:31:37

like it waswhere

1:31:40

I did something and then you're like, oh, fucking put

1:31:42

the spotlight and I'm like, I don't want to.

1:31:45

Is it a take back or is it an epic slam

1:31:47

on us making you do it?

1:31:48

Epic slam to you guys for me fucking

1:31:51

not being good at that.

1:31:55

But I want to double down on everybody watching

1:31:58

me jerk off as a young kid.

1:31:59

Yeah good.

1:32:01

I also I would like to double down on me fucking

1:32:03

the couch into oblivion,

1:32:06

dude. And now you see a little

1:32:08

taste of what it's like in my bedroom.

1:32:13

And I guess for like a.

1:32:14

Spotify YouTube recommendation,

1:32:16

like go ahead and listen to that speed

1:32:19

Racer House remix on your way home

1:32:21

tonight and guys, guys

1:32:25

and girls on date Night. I'm not

1:32:27

saying it's gonna like get you there.

1:32:30

But it's gonna get you close.

1:32:31

Okay, it'll get you somewhere, probably

1:32:34

not there.

1:32:35

Though it's gonna get you. You might not get you there.

1:32:37

It's gonna be like, actually, I'm gonna

1:32:39

go Yeah, I'm actually

1:32:41

I'm gonna jump out of your moving car.

1:32:46

Kyle, Kyle.

1:32:48

Maybe I'll do like a

1:32:50

seasonal summation. Okay.

1:32:53

I like this and just the.

1:32:56

Spirit of Thanksgiving.

1:32:58

I'm very thankful to be up here doing

1:33:00

this with.

1:33:01

You guys,

1:33:01

than.

1:33:03

Very that this is the first

1:33:05

show back from Thanksgivings.

1:33:09

It's okay, I'm very thankful for everyone

1:33:11

that showed up tonight.

1:33:13

Yeah, yeah,

1:33:15

absolutely absolutely. And

1:33:18

I ate turkey on Thanksgiving. I'm

1:33:20

sorry, yeah, Adam, wait

1:33:24

turkey wow,

1:33:27

And I will apologize for eating turkey.

1:33:29

What Yeah, And.

1:33:32

Shout out to everybody we're seeing your little

1:33:34

Spotify like read tweets.

1:33:36

To us thanks for listening to the Yeah,

1:33:38

thank you guys for following this.

1:33:41

It says that our audience has grown by

1:33:43

thirty this year.

1:33:44

It's pretty fucking big. Yeah yeah,

1:33:47

a lot of big one percenters.

1:33:48

Out there, and the fact that anyone

1:33:51

listens to our podcast that much is

1:33:54

well, first of all, get a life, and but

1:33:57

it does.

1:33:57

It means a lot to us. And thank you guys for listening.

1:33:59

We really appreciate you, guys, and

1:34:01

thank you seeing Antony give

1:34:04

away.

1:34:12

Say it

1:34:14

what did?

1:34:16

Please don't shothing us.

1:34:19

Who?

1:34:23

Thank you so much, Antonio, you

1:34:25

guys, this

1:34:28

is thank you for coming out. Thank

1:34:30

you so much.

1:34:31

This is another episode of FS.

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It's important.