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Welcome to This is important a production of

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talk about what's the most important,

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bottom line, critical thing happening

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on this planet today.

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This is important.

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If I was face down mom pooping

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on my back, that's all right.

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Let's bring back buff cherry. Jesus

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Christ, what are we doing as a society?

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Grandpa? Are those those dog fighting

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guys with the ex president's wife?

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Oh?

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What everybody's judging me now because I have blooded

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my jazz?

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Fuck you.

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Buckle up, bro?

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What happened with Hay? Very

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bad kick?

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I ever seen.

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We do that one more time?

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I'm gonna be real with you.

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Yes, everybody, super quiet,

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Let's see if you can do it?

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Like, can you not kick? Did we just find that out?

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No?

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I used to hacky sack all the time. Dude, Oh,

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I'm gonna check it out. I'm like, there

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we go. Oh do you want to hack?

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That was really bad? Dog?

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Hey we could do this, will you guys?

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Can we just hack and sack for a

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little bit?

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No, they'd be disappointed if we hacky sacked.

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I will say, I think this show might go off

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the fucking rail. The

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crew here at the Paramount are fucking

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awesome, and then we buzzed off with them

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backstage, and then

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they also have a lot lot

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of buzzballs here. Yeah,

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and if you've tasted that poison, you know that

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it could really go off the rails to that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, normally I have like the tequila

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rita, that's the espresso martini.

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Oh that sounds delectable.

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Is this the first venue that serves buzzballs

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in our honor?

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Yeah?

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Yeah, I think.

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Well, we'll see. I mean, thank you, guys,

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thank you. We'll see how the show goes.

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We will see, we will I'm so confused.

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I'm a little confused, to be honest, because

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we're at the Paramount Theater. But

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part of me is like yeah

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plus yeah,

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Paramount, Like, hey, but this

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is the Paramount Theater. Let's

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hear it from the Paramount Theater.

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Yeah, but for the Paramount theater, great

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theater.

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And then there's very much not for a Paramount

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plus yeah, Paramount

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plus.

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Ever those of you that are in the audience that are just

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here on a date or you're like your

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dad brought you. That has been happening a lot, where

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like it's a teenager who's like I didn't

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ever really watch you guys.

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But my dad's a big fan.

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And then he's in designated driver

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at sixteen.

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Yeah, and then the dad is like our age and we're

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like a fuck, we're old now, dude.

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Yeah, and the old dude the kids

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like you raised me, and we're.

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Like, yeah, you're doing great.

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Yeah, well done, all things considered.

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He has like eyeball tattoos, and he's like,

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actually, I watched every episode since I

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was six, right, yeah.

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We know you did.

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Anytime you blink it says tight, butthole,

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that's a decision and I encourage

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it.

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And he's like and actually, my dick says, keep

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it sleazy, and

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my asshole says, and I'm out a young

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man, young man.

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Yo, that's a good tattoo to put above your asshole.

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And I'm out, and I'm out.

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I'm out Lake trow. Yeah,

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I like that.

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Let's get it tonight. Let's do it live on stage.

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Bring bring out

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the tattoo artists.

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All right, right, it a rock, let's

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go.

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Damn dude, Kyle gets in that position

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one so easily and so frequently.

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Can you put your legs on your head?

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It's a stretch.

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Can you put one or both legs behind your

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head and.

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There's no way I could do that, but I'll try for you.

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Let's should we should we play old

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up?

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Wow? Pretty good?

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Now go for the other one that

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that was not cool?

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Old up?

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All right, Kyle, the

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other.

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Old Thanksgiving Turkey?

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Where where were you that you did the breakdancing?

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It was wild?

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That was We did that just the other day

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in Texas? Where were we in sugar

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Land? We were in sugar Land.

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Houston, Texas.

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This guy fucking break danced and

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I'm not going to ask him to do it again.

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Thank you.

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Look at his body. Shug your haunches to the crowd

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checkers.

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You want to see those, dude? Look at these?

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Oh dude, look at

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you.

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See what happens when you break dance as a thirty

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nine year old man?

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Goodbye? Hey, guess what?

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Guess what?

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It's on one side, it's also

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on the fucking other side.

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Bro, bro, those

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hips do not lie.

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Yeah, you turned your muffin tops into

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brand muffins.

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Ho.

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Yes, okay, I'll give

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myself some points all that before we

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get.

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Well, he already gave points.

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What is it? What do you mean by brand muffins?

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How is that a joke? Yeah? I'm saying that the

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color of his Why didn't you say blueberry

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muffins right, or or you cooked

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them.

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That's a better joke, but that's still you

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still get points for doing a joke. Yeah,

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just because you have a better one in the chamber. You got to come

5:20

with the jokes a little quicker if you want to get points.

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Are we on stage yet? Yeah?

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Ship we are?

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Oh fuck? Yeah, yeah we're here. Yeah,

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we're here.

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Is obviously better, though, I want to figure this out,

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because blueberry is obviously better than bran.

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Yeah, so give him points as well.

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Okay, fine, I guess I

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hate that you guys are bullying me into

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points.

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Now just shut up for a second.

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Well, I don't have a I don't have a

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dog in the fight.

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I'm the I'm the Also, you believe.

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In dog fighting, I'm wow, Michael Vick

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over here, God putting

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words in my mouth.

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No, I'm just I'm on the bottom.

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We're on the topic, like I don't want to see.

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Dogs die for sure, I don't

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see that the dog fighting like just

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just like a one time thing to go to like.

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A whoops, like where are I even going?

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And then it's like one crazy nine you have

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the one wild friend who has like an eye patch,

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and he takes you to a dog fighting ring and you

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might.

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Who throw

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out a few dollars if you have to the

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big one, if you have to see dog fighting, Like,

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who's the person that like the

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headline of who you were with?

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Would like bury the method man?

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Okay, yeah, method man.

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If you're with method Man he takes you to a dog.

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Fighting ring, you just going fuck. I don't

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know I was.

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Gonna say DJ Khaled, I don't know why that

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came in my mind's

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because it's another one.

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Yeah, it would be like, is there

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the one dog dies he's like and another

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one.

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They want the people want points for Kyle.

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Don't stand you with the points tonight at

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the amount I'm willing to take

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votes.

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Let's just be a democracy.

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I like this.

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I want to go with Michelle Obama. Okay,

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yes, but.

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Wait, that's what you want a dog fight with?

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Yeah? Or isn't you seen the video

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where they put there they put the just

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I'm gonna finish my thoughts. I don't know

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what, Jesus, I don't know what in the Long Island

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has gotten in you tonight.

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No, it's not that, it's it's buzzballs.

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True. Haven't you seen the video where like she

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dunked on somebody like at the White House and was

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like, Oh, I

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got a feeling like when the first dog dies,

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she'll be like.

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I'll be like, I guess it's not that bad dude in dog

7:34

fighting.

7:35

Maybe maybe i'd take this back because I get I don't want

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to see dogs died.

7:38

I thought they just fought until one

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dog was the winner.

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I think if that, yeah, for sure,

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No, Adam, They're like, all right, dog, you won

7:45

dog, right.

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I feel like that was like fully

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pinned down.

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It's like, yeah, they

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got like pauliflower ear, you know, they're

7:56

pinned against the mat.

7:58

Yeah.

7:58

No, they they like ripped each other's throats

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out and one I

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take it back.

8:03

I don't want to go there.

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Okay, I don't even care

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if method Man's taken me.

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Yeah exactly. I don't even care if.

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But that being said, okay, pretty

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crazy night. Yeah, yeah,

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it was.

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A wild rock Whiler rock

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Wiler, that's right, not

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the man Redman right comes

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full circle.

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Is woutin clan from Long Island? Is that right?

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Staten Island, Saton Island. I think of my islands

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fucked up.

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Okay, into our research.

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We went to Wikipedia for about ninety seconds,

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and then we did buzzballs. Everybody, relax, Yeah

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you see what you see what I'm wearing. Come

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on now, yeah, give it up a little, Dyla.

8:43

I know what time it is. I

8:46

did not know what that shirt was for the longest time,

8:48

and I was here from Omaha. That's fine. Yeah,

8:50

I mean I didn't read it.

8:51

I just thought you made were making like bold color

8:53

choices.

8:54

I'm like, okay, these are my friends from

8:56

summer camp.

8:57

Yeah.

8:58

Yeah, that is probably one of the loudest I've

9:00

seen unders wear.

9:01

Yeah.

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I want to wear Hawaiian everyone. The

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lineup like that.

9:06

The lineup of Long Islanders is pretty.

9:11

Long Islanders or Long Island.

9:14

This is Long Islanders.

9:16

Yeah, okay

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drinking, Okay, Long Island

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Iced Team.

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I know what's up with Long Island iced teas. That's

9:26

obviously from here, right Yeah.

9:28

I would think so, Yeah, you would think so.

9:30

I would like to meet that fucking drunk

9:32

cast bartenders.

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He's right there.

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Yeah,

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we'll just mix it all together.

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And then it was actually delicious.

9:43

What is it? I don't I don't remember what a Long Island

9:45

is.

9:45

A ton of alcohol it's just makes

9:47

together.

9:48

A little bit of monica. I don't know.

9:50

It's like a suicide for alcoholics.

9:52

Someone knows, someone for sure knows, and

9:54

I want that person to come to the stage.

9:56

Okay, here we get. What we get island

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iced tea. Here we go.

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Is that, like, Edward, what is it? You tell

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me.

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It's iced tea?

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Okay, okay, there's no

10:10

ice tea in it. I'm almost popping.

10:15

Ship king Grandma,

10:18

Grandma, Adam,

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go Adam.

10:25

They've already booed him and a

10:27

bunch of booze and whiskey.

10:28

Adam.

10:29

That that guy buzzed off a little too hard.

10:31

Like if we went like, what's in a white Russian and

10:33

somebody was like Russian, right right?

10:37

And white white.

10:39

I actually, I actually shore dumber

10:42

than when we started the question.

10:43

I don't think we've learned anything about it.

10:45

We didn't learn anything from that.

10:49

Yeah, I get mad at here. Security was like,

10:51

security were like, hey, bitch, you don't know what's

10:53

in the long line of you

10:55

looking at the check yourself. Yeah,

11:00

the flash slight and my microphone at the same time. By the way,

11:03

that's the work I'm doing.

11:04

I really like, idiot, you don't know what's

11:06

in a Long Island ized ta by the way, neither

11:08

do we.

11:08

Yeah, and by the way, after the show, that's

11:11

the charity guards to be like, hey, funny show. Don't

11:13

you ever fucking do that again? And we're

11:15

like, no doubt.

11:18

I think that's what's the The beauty of a Long

11:20

Island iced tea is like the drink

11:23

is brown, so you can mix whatever the fuck you

11:25

want.

11:25

It's gonna be.

11:26

I like how he said it too. He hit the

11:28

Long Island hard. That's

11:30

the beauty of the Long Island You.

11:33

Want to hear what the official recipe?

11:37

Like, are you good?

11:38

I mean just yeah, yeah, let's hit it.

11:40

You want to hear the official recipe on please?

11:43

This has gotta be the dumbest website ever

11:45

liquor dot com.

11:47

Yeah, that's what came like a pretty

11:49

good grab.

11:50

It's a three fourths vodka, three forth

11:52

white rum, three four silver tequila, three

11:55

forths ounce of gin, three force ounce

11:57

of triple sec, three force ounce of simple

11:59

syrup, three force ounce of lemon juice,

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freshly squeezed cola

12:04

to top, and a lemon wedge.

12:11

And it didn't say.

12:12

One drop of iced tea. Brother,

12:14

Yeah, by the way. He

12:17

started so dumb, He started

12:19

so confidently. He was like, we all know

12:21

starts start with the

12:23

basic.

12:25

Hey, at least he didn't say Long Island was in it.

12:27

You know what one? Is it possible

12:30

for us to get? We

12:32

get three Long Island iced teas. Isaac,

12:34

get off your fucking phone right now. I'll

12:36

take a one. Give me a Virgin Island

12:39

teas, Isaac said, Kyle wants a virgin

12:41

that'll be like, I want to virgin Long

12:43

Island ice tea.

12:44

Bro that ship for me.

12:46

So that's gonna ship for me.

12:47

That's gonna be three fourths, a

12:49

little bit of soda water and then Coca

12:52

cola and a lemon.

12:54

That sounds fucking wild. I like, put iced

12:56

tea in mine, Just put just give me iced tea.

12:59

This is the.

12:59

Farthest I've been out in Long Island.

13:01

I don't know if I've ever been in Long Island.

13:03

It's fucking cool. The drive out here was beautiful.

13:06

I was like, these are some nice, nice host

13:08

neighborhoods.

13:08

Adam slept the whole drive, but I popped.

13:11

Up and I was like, that's a nice house.

13:13

Adam was google Maps while laying

13:15

down of dude, I'm rewatching.

13:17

The wire for the sixth time. Okay,

13:19

yeah, no, Off, what

13:22

happens this time?

13:23

Method Man was in there. I think that's why he was top of

13:25

mind.

13:25

He's a cool drug dealer and and he goes

13:27

he actually dogfights in the wire

13:30

and made me go like, yeah, I'd kick it with method

13:32

Man one night.

13:32

Oh so that happened in the wire in the wire? Yeah, oh yeah,

13:34

okay, yeah.

13:36

That's a sweet synonymsis Do you want to know

13:39

who some famous Long

13:41

Islanders are?

13:42

Yeah?

13:42

Okay, sure, yeah, okay made

13:44

it out the island just started off.

13:47

It was somebody who performed here. I guess Billy Joel

13:49

has.

13:50

Heard of him. Yeah, there's

13:52

a there's a cool like circle on the ground

13:54

up here where he performed. Where is it? I

13:57

hear we're going to get circles?

13:59

Yeah, ship there is what he says.

14:01

Twenty Yeah, it's like metal and show.

14:03

It says Billy Joel played on this spot October

14:05

sixteenth, twenty thirteen.

14:07

That's right, Yeah he did.

14:09

Okay, and then it says a lie, they're.

14:11

Gonna they're gonna get like little like

14:13

buttholes. Yes, well we

14:15

were like, what is that? Is that a gunshot will,

14:18

dude, you get Adam.

14:19

So the next time it's just whoever's

14:21

playing here.

14:21

They're like, Adam, there's

14:23

still time for you to go right here and

14:25

whip your dick out, and we'll say Adam Devine

14:27

whipped his dick out right here.

14:29

Yeah.

14:29

Yeah, there's still time, a lot of time.

14:31

There's a lot of time for that.

14:33

Yeah, we do have time for that.

14:35

Yeah, they circle back maybe, Yeah,

14:37

we might circle back to that one, dude.

14:40

Yeah cool.

14:42

I do like how I do like that,

14:45

Like the Brass the Paramount are

14:47

like somewhere up there, just like, what the fuck

14:49

did he just say? Is

14:51

he really gonna know? These guys are cool? But I like,

14:53

now I realize they're way cool.

14:55

Yeah, exactly.

14:56

I like to think they're like, how do we get the butoles

14:59

on the blacks?

15:00

They're already googling how to get

15:03

butthole memorabilia?

15:04

Yeah, well, bra second

15:07

to Billy Joel is of course Rosie

15:10

o'donald

15:11

of.

15:15

For ros giving up for Rosie.

15:19

So I like Rosie throughout

15:21

the couchsballs right, and

15:24

you're not going to fucking cheer for Cushie.

15:26

She's straight up, dude, She's Betty

15:28

and the live action Flintstones come on.

15:33

Also in of their own show of

15:36

their.

15:36

Own man.

15:38

Rosio o Donald she's in is

15:41

it sleepless? And yeah, I

15:43

don't know what she's in one of those. I

15:45

think she's a friend in that. She's a friend in most

15:47

movies.

15:48

She was a prend in a lot of movies in the nineties.

15:52

That's the prayer I want.

15:53

I just okay, okay.

15:56

Isa Isaac called, yes,

16:05

sir, that's poison and

16:08

we need a virgin one.

16:09

Later, I'm waiting for my soda.

16:13

Oh yeah, no, I taste. I taste

16:17

the three fourths ounces

16:19

of rum.

16:19

Why did I think they had ever clear in them?

16:22

I don't know, but this is tasty.

16:25

Tastes like poison, for sure. I

16:27

do like that. We throw out buzzballs all the

16:30

time and we're like, they're really bad, they're poison,

16:32

And you guys are like, our fucking national

16:35

drink is poison.

16:37

Our hometown drink has just a bucket

16:39

of booze. I like that, What

16:43

have you ever done like a mat I have

16:46

before discuss its discussing.

16:48

Tell people this, so.

16:49

A mat shot is the bar when

16:52

they're like mixing the drinks on that little mat and

16:54

ship spills all around and

16:56

then uh, you know they

16:58

sometimes that if you're cool

17:00

enough, they'll pour that

17:03

matt into a shot.

17:04

If you're poor enough, yeah please,

17:07

and uh that's what this tastes like to

17:09

me.

17:09

Well yeah, because that's probably the same ship.

17:11

Yeah, delicious.

17:12

For a second, I think they were bullying because a mat

17:14

shot is like their state appetizer.

17:16

Yeah, I'm still gonna

17:19

send it.

17:20

I think they have a name for that as

17:22

well. I feel like Long Island might have a name for

17:24

everything.

17:28

It's called the turnpike. It's called turnpike.

17:31

It's called a Jersey turnpike.

17:32

That's what the match shot is.

17:34

Yeah, all right, I thought

17:36

a mat shot was this guy I know, Matt

17:38

who he can really shoot

17:41

shots.

17:42

Really, this is this

17:45

is delicious.

17:47

I would say Long Island is the uh

17:50

just the name of it is the most Long island

17:52

name.

17:54

Yeah. I don't disagree. They just gave

17:56

up on naming there.

17:57

Like a lot of islands have like really cool, pretty

17:59

names, and they're like, it's fucking long.

18:01

I don't know, I know it is. It's a done

18:03

fucking island. We're done naming.

18:06

It's a long island. What more do you fucking

18:09

want for you.

18:09

Think like the bosses left the mapping session,

18:12

They're like, can you guys just finish it? I got

18:14

I got kids, I gotta go. Yeah, what

18:16

about this one's pretty big? The

18:18

long one? Figure it out?

18:20

Look long.

18:20

When I guess Long, I'm going home. I don't

18:22

want home. I don't want to confuse him when he gets here, tomorrow's

18:25

gonna be pissed off. What's Long Island? That's so fucking

18:27

stupid. I don't know who else got.

18:31

Who's up next on the fucking.

18:33

Wow, it's actually surprising

18:35

and fucking I'm about to geek the hell

18:37

out Mariah Carey.

18:40

WHOA wait

18:44

a minute.

18:45

I didn't know that. What

18:48

are you doing this real quick?

18:49

Hey? Do you guys want to know when white

18:51

people peak?

18:53

Yes?

18:54

Because I know, because I know when it was.

18:57

My guess is nineteen ninety five.

18:58

No, no, no, no, no, I feel like it was not Twentuary

19:01

sixth uh white people

19:04

January. It wasn't

19:06

that close. Set third seven

19:08

sixty nine. Uh, white

19:10

people peaked when Jerry O'Connell was

19:13

the boy toy in the Mariah Carey video.

19:15

Okay, yeah, I remember that.

19:17

I was like, look at us go, Yeah,

19:21

I don't remember that, even like Mackay

19:24

Pfeiffer had Brandy and Monica all

19:26

to himself in the video and I'm like, sure, you

19:28

got uh Tyson

19:31

Beckford in videos and I'm like, we gotta

19:33

get one. Jerry O'Connell in the

19:35

movie Theater with Mariah Carey.

19:37

I don't remember what movie. Is this a

19:40

music video? It's a Maria video.

19:42

I think it's do you even know your white

19:44

history?

19:45

I mean, what video is that? The song?

19:47

This is a song?

19:48

Wow, you're you're not invited to the meetings

19:50

anymore.

19:54

You just got disinvited to the

19:56

clogging session ship. Yeah

19:59

no, Curly, you wanted me to clog

20:01

as a child.

20:02

I've told you guys this before.

20:03

Clogging is wooden shoes.

20:05

That's where you wear.

20:05

Wooden shoes in dance.

20:08

And my mom was like, this is how he's gonna

20:10

find because it's.

20:11

Very German, and like you're from the German

20:13

area? Not really, what

20:15

do you mean pretty Irish? Can I tell

20:17

you something? I know it's German because they offered

20:20

German at your high school, but

20:22

they're not going to do that in Los Angeles.

20:25

Yeah, but I'm not German. You

20:28

I'm saying the area of Iowa and

20:30

Nebraska very dramatic.

20:33

They offered that at our school too. I don't remember

20:35

it being like predominantly German.

20:36

You had German? Yes, do you know?

20:40

Yes, I took French.

20:44

Who cares? Thank you

20:47

you guys, huh.

20:50

You guys are just north of But

20:52

I do have a question.

20:53

Sorry, he's yelling at me.

20:55

Is this the best Christmas song ever?

20:57

Yes, aside

21:00

from Grandma got run over by a reindeer, that's

21:02

the only one that Thank you, Kyle. Yeah, that's

21:04

the one that I think might beat this.

21:06

Dude, This this one just puts you in a move.

21:09

You know, you're at Macy's.

21:11

It plays thirty times

21:13

while you're there.

21:14

Dude, imagine that this started playing as soon

21:16

as you got into the dog fighting ring.

21:18

Yeah, imagine you're with.

21:21

With Michelle Obamas' just like come this way,

21:24

come this way.

21:25

Look fuck that dog he is dead?

21:27

Yes, and that that one's dead.

21:30

And DJ Khalen is here, and method

21:32

Man is here, and Adam Divine is here.

21:34

Oh my god, this is the best

21:37

night of my life. Well known

21:39

dog fighting enthusiast Adam Divine.

21:49

Last year was a weird year for me. I was on a float

21:52

in the Macy's Day parade.

21:53

Dude, dude, watch that

21:56

ship. It was wild.

21:57

It was dope, dude.

21:59

It was super weird.

22:00

And because you're just like waving

22:02

at people.

22:03

Yeah, and half the time you could tell they

22:05

don't even like know who the fuck I am.

22:07

They're just excited that a float's coming past.

22:10

Yeah.

22:11

Yes, the mess

22:13

was like, h you see a

22:15

dad who's about thirty five, like holding

22:18

his like two young children, and the

22:20

mom is the one that's been excited to be there,

22:22

and you could tell he's just dead inside.

22:23

He's like, what the fuck am I here? And

22:25

then he looks up and sees me.

22:27

And it's literally on maybe

22:29

ten occasions on the two and a half mile

22:31

parade route, a guy was would be

22:33

like, hey,

22:38

buddy, you know I

22:40

thought you.

22:41

Were about to say.

22:42

On ten occasions a dad

22:44

dropped his child and went.

22:47

Lost.

22:48

Oh shit, oh shit, I'm a dad.

22:51

I remember in my youth like

22:56

a deeal scarf there for bumper

22:58

in Berlin. Yeah, and while I'm

23:00

on a float like doing shaking my hips

23:02

and dancing.

23:03

Yeah, it was fun.

23:05

It was cool. How

23:08

did you do three parades last year? No?

23:11

Two parades I did. Uh it was it

23:13

was that one, the Mace's

23:15

Day parade. And then I was the King of Bacchus,

23:18

which is a cute, which is a huge parade

23:20

in Marti Gras. And I was the king of that

23:23

ship, which was fucking wild.

23:24

That's what this was this year or last? This

23:26

was this calendar year, right.

23:29

Yeah, but what fiscal year was it?

23:32

Right? Means

23:34

dog?

23:34

Which quarter was this again?

23:36

Q one? Q two is today?

23:38

It's cool the Boccus thing because I didn't

23:40

really know that much about uh, Marty

23:43

Gras, but how much like remember we met

23:45

that or I met that old jazz singer

23:47

in the Portland airport.

23:49

I was like talking to me and he's like, man,

23:52

you might be an atta, but I'm a

23:54

big deal too. I

23:56

got six albums man, And

23:58

I'm like, all right, you fuck old bozo. You

24:01

don't have ship. Yeah, I'm the big

24:03

deal at this airport.

24:04

Bar Jesus.

24:06

And then uh and uh

24:08

but then then uh, I

24:10

was like have you ever.

24:11

Played jazz Fest? And he's like I used

24:13

to. And then I had a misunderstanding with

24:15

the promoter. I'm like this guy's an asshole.

24:18

And and then.

24:21

Uh, I was like, oh, I I did

24:23

Marti Garl this year. He's like, oh you went, And

24:25

I was like no, I was the King of Bacchus. And then all

24:27

of a sudden he stopped being a dickhead and immediately

24:30

was like oil Bacchus.

24:34

It was like a real recognized real.

24:35

Was like, oh ship. And then I listened to his albums.

24:38

The guy fucking rips dude, he done

24:41

more.

24:42

Check him out.

24:43

Robert Moore, does anyone Robert Moore?

24:45

Anybody heard Robert Moore before?

24:47

No one's ever heard of this guy. This guy

24:49

was a ghost.

24:50

Yeah, it's unclear.

24:52

It's unclear if this guy actually existed.

24:54

At the This was the ghost of Christmas past visiting.

25:00

Are you gonna?

25:01

We don't know?

25:02

Is that real? Baby?

25:03

Is that.

25:06

Real? Old?

25:07

So this is the first We're excited to be here.

25:09

This is the first of four New

25:11

York area shows. It is it.

25:13

Is Thank you East Coast, You're

25:16

baby here. It is baking.

25:19

Get to the rest of Oh

25:23

Blue Eyes. Before

25:25

the show, we're doing uh sound checking. I

25:27

just kept saying, you don't and

25:32

for me, that's a lot of fun. That was fun.

25:34

For you.

25:35

Yeah, I love being on it.

25:37

I'm feeling like extra gully out here in

25:39

New York.

25:39

Dude, really, now, why are you feel an

25:41

extra?

25:42

Yeah?

25:42

Yeah?

25:44

And for those of us that don't

25:47

know what the fuck you're talking about, what does that mean?

25:49

Yeah, I'm just saying, like, are you cold?

25:52

I'm just a California kid when it comes

25:54

to like what over the East

25:57

Coast, I'm.

25:57

I'm kind of a little hoe.

25:59

I'm kind of a bit sh Yeah. We know,

26:01

you know, you know back home?

26:03

Yeah.

26:04

Yeah, Like I've never been on the subway

26:06

ever, and I've been here several times.

26:09

What do you mean you're never taking the subway places?

26:12

Let's take the subway tomorrow, dude, Let's go hit

26:14

it.

26:14

No, fuck it, let's do it tonight.

26:17

Let's take the train home.

26:18

Yeah, can take

26:20

the train home.

26:21

Think we're kidding. We can take the train home.

26:23

Let's yeah, MT what stirs

26:25

doing right now?

26:26

I got an officially licensed MTA

26:28

show that's sick. I think I can ride

26:30

for free ship Yeah,

26:33

but I don't know.

26:35

Like as soon as I got out here, I'm like,

26:37

I gotta start like scheming, like make money

26:39

out.

26:40

I think you just need to get a subway pass.

26:42

You immediately just start doing like three card Monty

26:44

and ship.

26:46

On the street.

26:47

Okay, it looks like he is doing like hide

26:49

the kind of ship.

26:51

Okay, so everything based on New York

26:53

for yous from like coming to America.

26:56

I'm gonna start working at a fast food

26:58

place.

26:59

You know what I'm telling, like Dowels.

27:01

Okay, So at our hotel,

27:04

like there's a little basket where they

27:06

got his own money where

27:09

go ahead,

27:11

there's a there's a little basket where they

27:13

have like free headphones and straight

27:16

up if you'll want some no,

27:19

no, no, I'm selling this ship for fifteen

27:21

dollars a pop after the show, come find me

27:23

over.

27:24

Yeah, this dude has prop comedy.

27:26

You see one of those what's going down?

27:28

So this is your whole like hustle plan is

27:30

just stole these from the from the hotel

27:33

where Yeah.

27:33

If you if you are doing in the core, I'll

27:37

sell that ship to you for fifteen bucks.

27:39

Fifteen blokes, what do you have? You have

27:41

four of them, so you're gonna make sixty

27:44

bucks? Is this from the gym at the hotel?

27:46

Yeah?

27:46

Man, I got another one too, So.

27:48

How many do you have? Five?

27:49

You know, they's seventy five bucks.

27:51

They had been like security No,

27:54

this is this suck, dude, No, this is this

27:56

is apple. This is apple.

27:58

We can in flick the fucking bitch.

27:59

That's that sample. He's

28:02

like, you got that ap black, that snample. It's

28:04

sweet, it's made for the best stuff on earth.

28:06

Here, here you go.

28:07

You want a free sample? Hey?

28:11

Also, Rummy, tell them

28:13

tell him I got the good, the good good.

28:15

Also, Hommy, nothing plugs in like

28:17

this anymore. I plug

28:20

this into your phone. Okay, yeah, this is

28:23

my dad would do for like a day being like

28:26

it doesn't.

28:28

It's good for like cleaning your ears out. Does

28:30

anyone else put ear pods in all day

28:33

long? And now your fucking ear wax

28:35

is crazy? Do you say that? I

28:38

don't. My ear wax is the spotlight

28:40

on the spot. Are you guys

28:42

seeing anything come out of this?

28:45

Well, you dude, I saw something actually

28:47

fucking yuk.

28:49

Yeah, whoa dude?

28:50

You are? Sorry, paramount, I am foul.

28:53

I don't have a straight up confetti coming

28:55

out of your ears.

28:56

Home.

28:56

Yeah, if you have a party,

28:58

call me up as soon as it hits

29:00

midnight. I'm like, I got it.

29:02

What's going on there?

29:03

It's a birthday party?

29:04

I got it.

29:04

Hang on a little bit that is gully.

29:06

Bro.

29:07

So what does gully mean?

29:08

Because I know I'm I'm a Midwestern

29:11

outsider who doesn't he's just a German

29:13

kid.

29:15

German.

29:16

Yeah, I don't know.

29:18

I mean so good. It's

29:22

the bumper in Berlin, I

29:25

know, I was.

29:26

I was just thought like Gully grimy, Like,

29:28

you know, we just get we're in the streets.

29:29

We're getting money.

29:30

That's it.

29:30

We're just gully.

29:31

We just here.

29:33

I mean, these people are fucking rich. You saw

29:35

some of these houses we drove back.

29:38

These guys aren't grimy in the

29:40

in the streets.

29:42

The Long Island is a mixed bag, right, It's

29:44

like a weird socioeconomic

29:46

experiment on an island.

29:48

Yeah, big Long Island, dude,

29:51

there's so.

29:51

Many people that live here. I didn't realize. I

29:53

looked it up because I'm, you know, trying to find some

29:55

stats to talk about, right, and

29:58

then I stopped at this one stat there's

30:01

eight million people that live on this fucking I am.

30:03

Oh, what, Okay, that's a ton And

30:06

you know what they call it. You'll like this. He'll actually

30:08

give you a moment to do something very special for them.

30:11

What they call it Strong Islands.

30:13

Okay, okay, okay,

30:22

you gotta get your.

30:30

Yeah, damn yeah.

30:33

This guy shook his head.

30:34

He's like, why he goes. I

30:36

just want to say, there's a guy right here in the front of

30:38

sunglasses on that might not be real. I

30:40

feel like the dude next to him brought him so that, like

30:42

he wouldn't have to sit next to anybody else. He's

30:47

into it.

30:47

What's what's about speaker?

30:50

I think he just had the hiccups.

30:53

You got the hiccups, buddy.

30:54

Well, I will say there's a zero percent

30:56

chance that any man under

31:00

five seven and three quarters

31:03

yeah, okay, and that two hundred

31:05

pounds has bigger arms than me.

31:07

Dude, you're on this is long eyelan under

31:10

five eight.

31:11

And also around the two hundred pound

31:13

mark, because if they're five eight I

31:15

would and they're three sixty, they're

31:18

gonna have some big ass ms.

31:20

Also, it doesn't have to be a dude. It

31:22

could be a female. We got

31:24

a buff ass female, dude.

31:26

It could be but they're juicing.

31:27

Is anybody in here super megabuff

31:30

in one?

31:30

See?

31:31

I don't want anyone to, but they have a

31:33

spot because this is all I have at this point.

31:35

I feel like you kind of mailed it on

31:37

the head. I don't see anybody.

31:38

Ye.

31:39

Yeah, it's really sprawled out.

31:40

It exists. There is no contenders.

31:43

Hey.

31:44

By the way, is it weird that like when the show starts,

31:46

you're not allowed to buy alcohol? Like these bars

31:48

closed?

31:49

That is a trip.

31:50

Wouldn't it be crazy if we opened it right now

31:52

for sixty seconds? Let's go, well

31:55

it lot, barlights on, barlights on sixty

31:57

seconds?

31:58

Got is that even a thing

32:00

that's real. Doesn't seem like they're doing

32:02

that?

32:02

Okay, So we asked her that. I said,

32:04

no, God damn it.

32:06

And and if we do.

32:07

That, there's for sure the owners aren't going

32:09

to allowed to have little tiny butthole

32:12

emblems on the ground.

32:14

We have

32:16

to preserve our reputation in order to get to the

32:18

brass buttholes.

32:19

Yeah.

32:20

I appreciate what Durs did and

32:22

it sucks that he can't make it happen.

32:24

It would be really cool if that like happened

32:26

to Oprah as well.

32:27

Like she's like and under your seat you have a new

32:30

car, new car and.

32:31

Then they're like no they don't, and they're like,

32:33

yeah, right, actually.

32:35

You get yeah,

32:38

Or what if what if we were like one person

32:40

here, Oprah's under your seat, and

32:43

then she was like, what's.

32:46

Pizza? Pizza?

32:48

Oprah? Where have you been? It

32:51

is kind of weird that she was is the word

32:53

ubiquitous? She was like, she

32:55

was everywhere? And then now I'm

32:57

like, what happened to her? I

33:00

don't know, Oprah, Oprah

33:02

Rosie came for her top spot. She threw all those

33:04

cushballs that she couldn't compete.

33:06

Yeah, Oprah had like her own network

33:09

though, right what her own network was?

33:11

Fucking what she had? What her

33:14

own own network?

33:15

Holy Holy, I

33:21

gotta come down.

33:22

Yeah, dude, dude, I've just seen

33:24

the wall in the hallway upstairs.

33:27

So many fucking bands have played here, dude, it's

33:29

pretty radical. This place has only been open like ten

33:31

twelve years something like that.

33:33

I think those guys have been managed

33:35

to get ten twelve years. Oh is that right? I don't

33:37

know. I heard that.

33:38

I asked them how long they've been open. They said twenty eleven.

33:40

I don't know.

33:40

Yeah, Billy Joel back here is twenty

33:43

thirteen, so that was near the beginning.

33:45

That is right, kind of makes sense.

33:46

Buck Cherry has performed here, remember

33:49

but Cherry.

33:50

I love thee I love the cocaine.

33:53

I love the cocaine.

33:55

That falsetto is everything to me.

33:57

Right where do you go from? I love the cocaine, Like

33:59

if that your hit, And then you're like, no.

34:02

Dude, then didn't you also have you crazy

34:04

bitch?

34:05

Buck so good, I'm on top of it and

34:07

I'll hang I'm.

34:11

Yes, and you want to know there, I'm sorry,

34:13

I asked, and

34:15

you said, I don't know about white culture.

34:17

Motherfucker. I

34:19

know, Buck cherry. Yeah, Okay,

34:22

the.

34:22

Limb biscuit is on the wall upstairs.

34:25

That's all I'm saying. Young So,

34:28

dude, my dad picked me up from high

34:30

school. My dad went through a midlife crisis

34:32

and like bought all kinds of like subwolfers

34:35

and speakers for his truck that.

34:38

I gotta get straight.

34:39

He opened up all of his truck doors of

34:41

his Ford f one fifty and just blasted.

34:44

He was picking me up from high school. Im a freshman. I'm

34:46

also on crutches, so I'm like

34:48

crushing out from high

34:50

school and uh, my

34:53

dad is just blasting.

34:54

I love the cocaine. I love the cocaine.

34:57

And my dad was like this stereo rip,

35:00

like you're about to get ripped out of your car

35:02

and frist.

35:03

I'm not sugar to say. He was bumping limps

35:06

and he was like, this is actually a George

35:08

Michael song.

35:12

Now I like it.

35:13

You know what?

35:14

The uh so crazy bitch

35:16

is the number one song by Buck Jerry.

35:18

This Crazy according to

35:21

Apple Music.

35:21

Yeah, Apple Music, of course.

35:23

But the second song is

35:25

sorry, what's sorry?

35:27

I don't know.

35:28

It's just probably like their apology forgether, Like,

35:32

well, I know that they're sober now he had

35:34

to be.

35:35

Oh guy, guy weigh like eighty

35:37

five pounds and just screamed about cocaine.

35:39

Yeah, he's gonna find the end of.

35:41

That sober or else he would not

35:43

be performing on this day.

35:45

So that's kind of song. I

35:47

like.

35:47

It's a cool ballad where it's just like.

35:49

I'm so sad about the bitch

35:51

thing.

35:53

Yeah.

35:54

The guy I respect whoremen, I respect

35:56

women.

35:58

The guy who sings I love the Cocaine

36:00

is sober. Now of course you are,

36:02

Yes, you have

36:04

to be. I got a song cocaine,

36:07

hey man, maybe not.

36:08

You can't love the cocaine for

36:10

twenty years straight.

36:11

No, you can have like a window of town.

36:13

On the cocaine for three to five years

36:15

to five.

36:16

Okay, then you really got a sober up

36:18

buddy.

36:19

They definitely did because the songs, so

36:21

you can like the cocaine.

36:23

I like the cocaine. See that would have

36:25

been different, different tempered.

36:28

He's like, hey you no, no, I enjoy the

36:30

cocaine on New Year's.

36:34

On really special occasions, and we

36:37

check it for fantom.

36:38

Now when

36:40

my mom and dad have our kids, I do

36:42

some cocaine one night.

36:44

Only one night only, not a

36:46

lot. I still have to go to bed.

36:49

Only one bomb, only one bomb.

36:51

My god.

36:53

We're starting a lawnmowing service. We're starting

36:55

alawnbowing service.

36:57

The narrow their there.

37:01

I work at Hurts now.

37:03

I'm saving money. I'm a small businessman.

37:06

The song isn't a hit. The song

37:09

is in the hits.

37:10

And then what's the pussy one where it's like she rides

37:12

or whatever? I feel

37:14

like that one.

37:15

I feel like Mike to Adam, He's like, what

37:17

was the one?

37:18

I feel like We've done a lot of I love the cocaine

37:20

riffing, and now I'd like to rift just for a little

37:22

bit on the.

37:25

Which One's it's.

37:26

Not the pussy one?

37:29

That's the long Island talking baby

37:33

by that one, is you crazy?

37:36

Bit?

37:36

Well, you fuck so good. I'm on top

37:38

of it. I mean when

37:40

you own nine, yeah,

37:48

and you know you dance like this, you know.

37:50

He yeah, dude, oh

37:52

yeah I do remember the

37:55

guy is uh the guy? The

37:57

guy makes you feel a type of way.

37:58

Yeah, all of a sudden, we're just in a coyote

38:01

ugly and it's.

38:01

Just like, oh

38:05

my gosh.

38:07

It was weird that my dad, who like he

38:09

worked for the railroad for thirty five years, he wasn't

38:11

doing cocaine.

38:12

He was like, they get drugged us all the part.

38:14

Sure, Yeah,

38:17

it was weirdly.

38:18

The song he chose to pick me up from high school

38:20

and he's like, this song rips on my new speakers.

38:22

I'm like, Dad, there's literally no bass in this song.

38:25

Yeah, you

38:27

have to play some fucking ludicrous to hear

38:29

that.

38:29

Those that bass pomp baby.

38:32

Also the teachers,

38:34

the teachers seeing your

38:36

dad pick you up and be like, yeah that

38:38

checks out. Yeah, there

38:40

goes the whole divine clan.

38:42

Yeah, German, did you know that Germany

38:45

that it's important?

38:46

The other song, so what's sorry?

38:48

What is I'm song?

38:49

So it was crazy, bitch, Weirdly

38:52

Sorry is number two, will you play?

38:54

We got to hear a little bit of Sorry, okay,

38:57

unless you have an agenda. Sorry,

39:00

are fucking headphones to pull out?

39:02

You've got to be quiet?

39:03

Okay,

39:09

okay, Yeah, I started a small

39:11

business with the money

39:13

I say it from coked.

39:16

Yeah that was I don't know why that's number two,

39:19

dude.

39:20

Well I tell you why it's number two is because all

39:22

of the meetings he's probably going to all

39:24

the time now right, He's telling

39:27

everybody in those meetings, just like, listen to my new

39:29

song.

39:30

Was it in a movie? It might have been in a movie. Isn't

39:33

that one of the fucking steps steps to sobriety?

39:35

So he was like, I apologize, I

39:37

didn't.

39:37

Do the step A step

39:40

on.

39:43

Let me let me get at So

39:45

he just decided to make a song and be like, I'm

39:47

a blanket everybody with us.

39:49

I was sorry.

39:51

Because I went to a narcotics

39:53

anonymous, and alcoholic anonymous

39:55

and marijuana anonymous.

39:57

Okay, I was caught with a bowl

39:59

of that was it. And

40:02

I was one.

40:05

And remember I was with you and

40:07

and we smoked weed in my car and the cop pulled those sober

40:09

and was.

40:10

Like, what the fuck?

40:11

Man, what'd you have like a salad bowl of weed

40:13

on the console? Yeah?

40:15

No, wonder it was a

40:17

real cop salad of Maryland and

40:20

we just got done smoking. And so then they

40:23

were like, you have to go to ten meetings or this

40:25

is going to be on your permanent record.

40:26

I'm like, fuck.

40:27

So I went to these meetings and admittedly

40:29

I was like this is kind of it was a cool, like I

40:31

know people were there getting sober, but it

40:33

was fun for me.

40:34

I bet, but I honestly,

40:37

I've never been to I've never been to a meeting.

40:39

Oh you never should go.

40:40

I mean, now it's kind of fucked up. But I would go and.

40:42

Just tell me now it's fucked up. Now.

40:45

Well now they would be like, oh, you're getting

40:48

sober, and I'm like, well, no,

40:50

no, no, I'm not getting sober. I'm I

40:53

would do like characters, what.

40:57

Disguises?

40:59

Well, yeah, I had to go to the just like enough

41:01

for the tischio.

41:05

What do you mean like you'd be doing.

41:09

No disguises?

41:10

I would.

41:10

I would like have a like I put on a little persona.

41:13

And get up there and share a story that was

41:16

false.

41:16

Oh yeah, I would lie. Wow, what's

41:19

what's crazy?

41:20

Is.

41:20

I feel like you'd be I guess

41:23

if you did this in LA, you'd be one of four actors

41:25

doing the exact same thing.

41:27

It wasn't LA, And yeah I felt that way.

41:29

Yeah, you'd be like, yo, Ryan Gosling,

41:31

are you like working on a part? Like what are you talking about

41:33

here?

41:34

That's why everyone's under cover King Phoenix

41:36

is here.

41:36

That's great in.

41:37

Character, in character, he must be

41:40

character.

41:40

Oh boy, okay, wait, you gotta hear the

41:43

top five of of Cherry.

41:45

You gotta hear it. You gotta

41:47

hear the top.

41:49

How did we get to Cherry?

41:53

Not only do they have Steely.

41:55

Day like the Eagles

41:57

and Billy Joel, and you're

42:00

to have cool bands like Buck

42:02

Cherry.

42:02

So okay, so static X.

42:04

We went through Crazy Bitch Sorry,

42:07

which is number two, and we listened to and

42:09

we're like, I don't know. Then it's lit

42:11

Up, that's I Love the cocaine,

42:14

and then in the.

42:15

Number four spot it's say

42:18

fuck it.

42:20

He was really going through a real down period

42:22

right then. That's right when they were

42:24

like, hey, you should write a song called I'm Sorry.

42:28

And when he says it is does that have anything

42:30

to do with the other song we're talking about.

42:32

Oh, well, that's that's.

42:33

The other member of of

42:35

his band was named it.

42:40

Yeah, please play a little

42:42

lit for me? What lit

42:44

up it?

42:44

Say?

42:45

Fu?

42:45

You want to hear lit up?

42:47

You know it?

42:48

Yeah? Okay?

42:49

So yeah, you just clicked on it.

42:51

I did.

42:52

Oh yeah, pumped.

42:54

I think it has bass. I think you'll be surprised.

42:56

I think it fucking rips on.

42:57

This is this what you guys thought you were getting

42:59

to that DJ

43:03

Uncle Blazer?

43:04

Yeah, because it could. I've all up on the couch

43:07

again by myself.

43:08

Please just get to the hook.

43:10

I don't know how to get there. I'm on

43:12

a train.

43:12

It's like always this far into the song. Oh,

43:15

they really take us on a ride. I can't.

43:17

That song is like I'm all it up again

43:19

on the couch by myself.

43:21

Is that song where he says I'm by myself.

43:23

It's about jacking off really

43:25

hard.

43:26

I'm all it up on the couch.

43:31

That's if you really peel back the layers

43:33

of that song. It's not about cocaine at all. It's

43:35

about jerking off alone.

43:37

It's about jerking off

43:39

on cocaine, which is notoriously

43:42

very hard.

43:43

Yes, very soft.

43:44

It's complex a little guess

43:47

what

44:00

and what did you mean when you said that?

44:01

What?

44:02

What did you mean when you said that?

44:03

What that?

44:05

It's very hard to beat off on the

44:07

cocaine.

44:08

I thought when you do cocaine, I've only

44:10

done it once on New Year's Oh.

44:12

You mean I thought you were like beating

44:14

off like on cocaine. But

44:17

you mean you like beating

44:19

off on cocaine.

44:20

That's dude, that's skelly.

44:23

That's why I was like, line it up.

44:25

Literally, people call my jizz fentanyl

44:27

bro, because I'd just be putting it

44:29

on all deadly because

44:31

because yeah, because you.

44:33

Know, because it's kind of in all cocaine.

44:35

Because it's cutting cocaine with it.

44:37

Yeah.

44:38

No, I think it's really hard.

44:40

I think it's I think it's hard to get your coins.

44:43

Like there's whiskey dick and there's coke dick. I

44:45

think those are both types of dicks.

44:48

Long whiskey dick,

44:50

cocaine dick are long Island iced

44:53

tea dick, which.

44:54

Is like three four whiskey

44:56

dick.

45:00

Viagra dick is the hardest, for sure?

45:03

Is that what somebody said? Thank you doctor? Yes

45:05

he is.

45:06

He actually is a doctor. He's up front. You

45:08

got it.

45:08

But if you're front in our shows, you're a

45:10

doctor. Yeah, you might be

45:12

a.

45:12

Doctor all the doctor brosharts.

45:14

The the fifth most

45:17

listened to song is called Porno

45:20

Star. I just want to let you and

45:22

and we can put this to bed. And we could put this to

45:25

that is the saga crazy bitch,

45:28

sorry, lit up,

45:31

say fuck it?

45:33

Porno Star.

45:34

And these guys are so I'm saying, is

45:36

there.

45:37

That's why when people try to say, like the

45:39

sixties of the seventies or even the eighties

45:42

were the best generation of music, you're

45:44

wrong.

45:44

It was the early two thousands. Yeah, well

45:48

we had butcher.

45:49

Sure, puddle of mud,

45:52

the hits, no need to even continue, really.

45:55

Yeah, they that was our Rolling

45:57

Stones and Beeople right there, Puddle

45:59

of my and buck cherry ye and

46:01

system of a down.

46:02

And ever clear system

46:05

of a buck puddle? When angels,

46:08

will you start a cover band called

46:11

system of a buck puddle? Yeah?

46:13

A cover band called what system.

46:15

Of a system of a buck puddle?

46:17

System of a buck puddle?

46:18

I like that, Isaac.

46:20

Is it possible to get a beer or a

46:22

Long Island iced tea out here?

46:24

Or all

46:27

right, shot drive

46:30

home, Isaac,

46:33

come out here with your shirt off.

46:37

Why are you a shirt

46:41

shirts?

46:42

You just mouthed me said it's too cold,

46:44

Like it doesn't every other show.

46:45

You would like to see Isaac snipples right

46:47

now? Who

46:54

that person?

47:03

Oh my god?

47:07

Honestly, Isaac has done that once

47:09

before in Oakland.

47:10

So dude,

47:14

this is a really really.

47:15

Big This show is basically an

47:18

n f T okay lots

47:21

of value.

47:22

His nipples are bored apes.

47:26

Anybody roll on.

47:27

That ll nipple

47:30

f t nipple fungible tokens?

47:35

Give it?

47:35

Should I give him points for that?

47:37

No, we can beat that. We can beat that. Give

47:40

a.

47:42

Well remember when NFTs

47:45

were going to be a thing and

47:47

everyone tried to convince everybody that

47:49

they were going to be a thing.

47:50

I think that was the point of n f TS is

47:52

like you're like, dude, is cool?

47:53

I swear?

47:54

Imagine how stoked are you if you're

47:56

the guy that drew that dumb little ape

47:59

like a sailor had on him. And then Justin Bieber

48:01

was like I'll pay one and a half million dollars for that,

48:04

and you're like, okay, great.

48:06

I feel like all they had to do is just find

48:08

better marketers to explain it

48:10

more clearly, and then everyone.

48:12

Know what really, yeah

48:14

you are feel no, I

48:16

mean they're worth like six bucks now.

48:18

I know there were six bucks now

48:21

because no one in this room can explain

48:23

them.

48:23

Well, but you

48:26

just have to say, blockchain is a blockchain is

48:28

a blockchain.

48:28

I'm just gonna go over to this guy and he's gonna be like you

48:31

start with iced tea.

48:32

Exactly.

48:34

Exactly right.

48:39

I think that when they figure out how to explain

48:41

it, it'll be back. But what do you

48:44

mean, like, explain it to me in a way

48:46

that I can't. So if I could,

48:48

I want to have a big millions. I

48:50

feel like, dude,

48:53

i'd be out there watching you guys telling

48:56

jokes for money help pathetic and sad to

49:00

be, like with the fucking goggles on, like not

49:02

even watching the show, just the cyberverse.

49:04

So you think those six dollars NFTs

49:07

now could end up being back

49:09

to two point five million in

49:11

another I

49:14

don't think that will ever happen. Yeah, no, yeah

49:17

it was. It make money

49:19

up out of nowhere. That's all they did.

49:21

The children money.

49:23

Your children are going to that's

49:25

gonna be their money.

49:27

Okay.

49:28

The six bucks currency, as you know,

49:30

will cease to exist. My god,

49:32

Okay, you're gonna be buying groceries and

49:34

little ape coins.

49:36

Okay, dude, I just wish

49:38

the metaverse was cooler that everybody's

49:40

like, it's all going to be on the metaverse

49:43

in the future, and we're all just going to put on

49:45

these little goggles and it's going to be way cool.

49:47

And then you go on in there and you're like, this place fucking

49:50

sucks.

49:50

But think about it, think about this way, think

49:52

about it this way.

49:55

I mean, everyub dot com

49:57

is kind of cool.

49:58

Yeah, it's okay, Yeah, it's

50:00

okay, hit it. I'm fucking

50:04

What I'm saying is like, I

50:07

don't really I don't really

50:10

game, but like kids

50:12

my kid's age do, and every parent

50:14

is like, I don't even give my kid real

50:16

money anymore. I give him like cyber

50:18

money to go buy shit in a

50:20

place that doesn't exist. So all

50:23

those kids growing up with that as their

50:25

thing are gonna grow up and be like, that

50:27

thing's worth money to be I get it.

50:29

You are huge.

50:30

What fucking doors I guess for the last

50:32

cool ass generation.

50:34

Yeah, let's go smoke some cigarette.

50:36

Sam, so you smoke

50:38

siggs Man.

50:39

So in twenty years, that shit's gonna

50:41

come back. When when the kids ship up

50:43

to run Wall Street and stuff, they're gonna

50:45

be like, Hey, that old fucking did ape

50:48

with the hat on, let's bring it back.

50:49

I had this celebri with my kids play soccer, and

50:52

like one of the moms was like, I told him, if he scores

50:54

a goal, I give him ten dollars

50:56

or one hundred dollars in like skins

50:59

money or something roebucks or what. He

51:01

scored. He scored like two or three goals,

51:03

and I was like, okay, let's let's

51:05

keep that going. Oh yeah, so his skin's

51:08

money.

51:08

You still have to spend one hundred dollars though,

51:10

but.

51:10

It's like it's I don't know, you

51:12

have to buy it, don't you do?

51:14

You have to buy Roebucks, Like

51:16

like if you're in a game, you.

51:17

Have to purchase We're so old.

51:19

This sucks and and

51:21

vinyl sounds the best because it's

51:23

little grooves and.

51:25

The worst party is the dude

51:27

with his hand up the whole time is the fucking.

51:30

Iced tea bro. Put your hand

51:32

down.

51:32

Hang on, I got to hear what this.

51:34

Those guys acted.

51:35

Like this is a classroom, Like.

51:39

What what do you instantly regret

51:41

this.

51:46

This checks out. This checks out. He

51:50

has all of our portraits tattoo.

51:52

It has nothing to do with with what we

51:54

were talking about.

51:55

But just so you know here,

51:59

well you have to see it. Is there a way you can come

52:01

up here? The security guards like this

52:04

guy. This guy is out of here,

52:06

by the way.

52:07

By the way, if anybody here wants to murder

52:09

us, just say you've got a tattoo of us on

52:11

your and our egos will

52:13

be like, oh my god, we have.

52:15

To see it.

52:15

We have to see its standing

52:18

he pretend

52:22

you're getting out of We have to see this.

52:25

It's like getting out of the every day.

52:28

The tattoo is unbelievable.

52:32

There so bad, Adam, I'm gonna

52:34

call on like that's the cast

52:37

of Lord of the Rings.

52:38

Hey, I guarantee this guy does not have

52:40

me. Yeah.

52:41

Oh no, he's got to down what he does.

52:44

Wait, okay, okay, yeah,

52:46

you can do that all right.

52:48

Bro, my god, he is full

52:50

on shorts.

52:51

Oh ship, Look at Adam, right, oh ship,

52:56

yeah, look at yours.

53:01

Wow. Dude, wait, can I see me? Reay

53:10

right there? That's epic.

53:11

You don't have that. Get out of

53:13

here, dude.

53:14

No, Kyle, you got a guy Kyle.

53:16

You're on his goot dude.

53:18

Oh I'm up there.

53:19

Oh I'm up there. Where's Kyle? Let me see

53:22

I'm right here right way.

53:23

I'll say it's all very well here, damn

53:26

by the way, show the here, turn

53:28

around, brother, geta

53:30

damn well.

53:32

I'm trying to that's

53:35

a long island.

53:35

I see right there, dude, Okay, all

53:38

right, that gets the now.

53:40

Yeah, it's here for this psycho.

53:45

Benny Benny, Vinnie, Vinnie.

53:50

Benny.

53:51

Thank you Benny, dude, unreal

53:53

good ship brother, that guy rocks

53:56

worth it.

53:56

Yeah.

53:57

No, I was actually pleasantly surprised.

54:00

Yeah, that was those were real tattoos.

54:03

Like how bummed was he?

54:04

I mean, he might have been more disappointed that the

54:06

Workholics movie didn't happen.

54:08

Than we were.

54:09

Here we go.

54:10

He was like, finally these tattoos are going to make

54:12

sense again here.

54:14

I know what you're doing here. You want some points,

54:17

yes points? And

54:19

he got points yes points. Yeah,

54:22

And now I'm like, I'm like heartbroken

54:24

that he said, iced tea, that's

54:27

okay, man, But like you're good. You're good to me.

54:29

Yeah, you're you're cool with us. I love you too, man,

54:31

You're that guy.

54:32

That's wild, because what's crazy

54:34

is I'm gonna die and still

54:36

be alive on your.

54:37

Leg on his thigh.

54:39

Yeah, tonight, then is gonna

54:41

be.

54:42

I'm gonna die on the subway.

54:43

That's what the prophecy told me. I

54:45

kind of I kind of hope now that our

54:47

careers, like, don't go anywhere

54:50

for that, just for the sake of that

54:52

tattoo. So his grandkids are like,

54:55

what is that? They're like, Grandpa,

54:57

it was a show from twenty eleven.

55:00

That's like, nft,

55:02

you dumb bastard, Grandpa?

55:05

Are those those dog fighting guys

55:07

with the ex president's wife?

55:10

I mean, by the way, you think that's crazy. But then

55:12

like people in the seventies who were like, you know who I really

55:14

love? Oh J Simpson,

55:17

and then touch it a little bit later and

55:19

he's a black hero. Okay, So when do we have

55:21

some headlines this

55:24

guy is?

55:25

I bet my boy Vinnie who rocks?

55:27

I wonder if if I rolled up

55:29

to Vinnie just in the street, I wonder if

55:31

you would even recognize us, because that's happened

55:33

multiple times where I was

55:36

just at that when we were young festival and this person

55:38

was wearing the blink one eighty two T shirt

55:40

that she's wearing. Yeah, that they're wearing

55:43

with our faces on it. So this is official Blink

55:45

one eighty two, her ship that they released

55:48

and it has our faces on it. And then it says I

55:50

missed and I

55:52

saw this guy with that shirt on at the festival. I

55:54

ran up to him and I'm like six shirt man, and he goes,

55:57

thanks, I

56:00

let's go. I really like that guy and

56:02

he goes, yeah, I actually

56:05

like the other one.

56:08

I like the one with the hair.

56:09

Okay, yeah, James Blake, he's

56:11

my best friend.

56:12

Yeah, I love you.

56:13

I love you. And who are you, dude?

56:16

And I had to be like, oh, dude, that's that's

56:18

me. And he goes, oh shit,

56:20

I didn't expect you to be.

56:21

Here, right,

56:24

to be fair, you caught him off guard. Yeah, and

56:26

and but the level of excitement was

56:29

nothing. It was like, I didn't expect you to be here, as

56:31

if he was about to swing on me.

56:33

Dude. Well, it's like kind of pops

56:35

out of fucking nowhere, your little bitch.

56:36

I get.

56:37

I get where he's coming from. It'd be like if I ran into

56:39

one of you guys at the grocery store, I'd be.

56:41

Like, dude, if, yeah,

56:43

you know, if I ran into Rosi

56:45

O'Donnell, I would fight her.

56:49

Okay, if you're wearing

56:51

a Rosio o'donald t shirt though, right.

56:53

Then I'm cool.

56:55

Should we do some Huntington

56:57

hot topics?

56:58

Okay topics?

57:10

Okay, dude.

57:11

So Jamie Spears, who I thought this

57:13

was Jamie Lynd Spears And I was like really bummed

57:15

about this.

57:15

Will you explained it to everyone because I didn't get it

57:17

either, Britney Spears.

57:19

It used to be a pop star and now she's a

57:21

crazy woman who dances alone with knives.

57:23

Oh, she's like a TikToker ig star.

57:25

Now yeah, now she's an Instagram star. But she used

57:28

to be like a really famous pop star.

57:29

Right, They don't remember her now

57:32

she's talking.

57:33

Her sister was

57:35

Jamie Lynn Spears, who was just like this

57:38

girl who was all like the Disney Chandelin ship.

57:40

And her dad is also named Jamie Spears.

57:43

It's all very confusing. So

57:45

Jamie Spears leg was amputated

57:48

the other day.

57:49

And by the way, the mom's name is Lynn. Oh

57:51

really is what I just heard backstage? Jesus,

57:54

but so sorry, so sorry.

57:55

So Brittany but Brittany's older, right

57:59

is Brittany older than Jamie Limb? So they were like Brittany

58:01

and then it's like you get my namesake and you get

58:03

both of our namesake.

58:04

Yeah.

58:05

Yeah.

58:05

There are some swamp people, for sure,

58:10

ye're Trump people, but for

58:12

them, but poor Jamie Spears, but

58:15

she's the one. Jamie Spears was the dad. His

58:18

leg was amputated after an infection.

58:21

Sucks.

58:23

He was the conservator.

58:25

No, d what that's

58:27

what happened. When you try to chain

58:29

Britney up, you're gonna

58:31

lose a Limb bitch.

58:34

Hey, and you know, hey, okay,

58:36

And just so just a piggyback on

58:38

what Blake is saying. You know, and

58:41

now she's just dancing with knives.

58:44

That's fine, yea,

58:47

that's you can dance with knives.

58:50

That's not against the law.

58:51

That's it.

58:52

She's not dancing around her.

58:54

Kids about the it's about

58:56

her safety, it's about her will.

58:58

But oh, I'm saying, Blake, it if

59:00

if if you were having a hard time and suddenly

59:02

you just started to post Instagram videos

59:05

you shirtless with giant butcher

59:07

knives, it could happen.

59:09

In boy shorts, it could happen in boy

59:11

shorts. Yes, I'm conservatory

59:13

in your ass.

59:15

Uh, everybody starts somewhere, you're

59:17

like, not like chuggling fire.

59:20

Put your dad in charge of your money.

59:23

Yeah, you would think, Well,

59:25

then I hope my dad loses a fucking leg.

59:27

Put that guy no no

59:30

dubt. And I know you listen to all the podcasts

59:32

and.

59:33

I love you, dude.

59:36

Yeah, so sucks for Jamie Spears. Uh

59:39

that being said, maybe Cam, but also

59:42

you know, also you

59:44

know, I don't wish.

59:45

Anyone to not have a lose. That

59:49

is such a bummer until Halloween rocks.

59:51

The peg leg kind of fun, but other.

59:54

Than honestly, there's ways

59:56

to work a no leg.

59:58

It's it's a cool situation deal.

59:59

He'll fit it out, He'll figure it out.

1:00:01

The peg leg is definitely so

1:00:04

far Captain Hook is a

1:00:07

legend.

1:00:07

Yes, his new names be Jamie

1:00:09

Lean Spears.

1:00:10

Okay, yes,

1:00:15

yes, yes,

1:00:20

I love it.

1:00:29

So Blake, I'm gonna have to ask you

1:00:31

to explain this, sure, Riz,

1:00:35

Yeah, familiar. It

1:00:38

is the Oxford University Press Word

1:00:41

of the Year this year.

1:00:43

What are we doing?

1:00:45

I don't know what that means. I don't know what explain.

1:00:48

I have a little definition here, But I want Blake to

1:00:50

explain to me because Blake's are He's

1:00:52

the one that stays plugged in because we're all I

1:00:55

mean, Thers is nearing fifty and

1:00:59

I just turned forty, and these guys are

1:01:01

gonna turn forty in a matter of months

1:01:03

and leave the house.

1:01:05

Blake's been known to hang out near the middle school,

1:01:07

saying, what's the cool

1:01:09

phrase?

1:01:10

Now, Blake, let's go cool,

1:01:13

dude. He's always holding a skateboard outside.

1:01:14

Of the middle school. He's

1:01:17

on Fortnite, Like, hey, dude,

1:01:19

remember when he tried to hacky sack a buzzball

1:01:21

at the.

1:01:22

Beginning of the show.

1:01:23

It seems so long ago, it does,

1:01:26

like there's no way kids even hacky

1:01:28

sack right. No, even

1:01:31

if we were standing around with somebody's like keys,

1:01:33

we would do that.

1:01:34

Also, yes, nobody always

1:01:36

kicking things now they live in a virtual

1:01:39

world.

1:01:41

God damn.

1:01:43

Cherry Jesus Christ, what are we doing

1:01:45

as a society?

1:01:47

Blake?

1:01:48

Riz go no, no, no, no, no

1:01:50

no.

1:01:51

Riz go.

1:01:52

Riz is like your game, like the way you approach

1:01:55

a partner right, that's like.

1:01:57

You know what short for right?

1:02:00

Charisma?

1:02:01

There you go? There we go short

1:02:04

for charisma.

1:02:05

That was Oxford University Press Word

1:02:08

of the Year more than thirty two

1:02:10

thousand voters back to Riz, Dude,

1:02:13

I for sure thought it was like a new way to

1:02:15

say jizz.

1:02:15

And I'm like, why is everyone yeah, just

1:02:18

saying jizz a lot? He's

1:02:21

got mad riz.

1:02:22

I'm like, how do you know that, dude, that.

1:02:25

It's actually when you have blood in your jizz,

1:02:27

it's red jiz?

1:02:32

What it was judging me now because I'm bloody

1:02:35

my jis fuck you? Actually?

1:02:37

Yeah, we checked out. Oh sorry, maybe

1:02:39

I had a little too many long t You

1:02:42

gotta be careful.

1:02:43

You're gonna get an infection and your dick's gonna get amputated.

1:02:46

Off with your.

1:02:47

Before it gets amputated. I guarantee

1:02:49

it. It's the biggest it's ever been.

1:02:51

Dude.

1:02:52

Then you know what, you get a peg dick.

1:02:53

Okay, So the definition of RAZ is

1:02:56

style, charm or attractiveness,

1:02:58

the ability to attract or amtick or

1:03:00

sexual.

1:03:01

Did they not put the word charisma in there?

1:03:03

Yeah, it says short for charisma. Okay, that's

1:03:06

how they start.

1:03:07

I say, let's say, let's let uh, let's

1:03:09

go one by one and show your best riz

1:03:12

to the the audience.

1:03:14

Show your best riz.

1:03:19

Oh ship, let's go.

1:03:21

How are you you put the hat on? It's

1:03:23

actually put

1:03:26

the hat on.

1:03:28

Negative amount of riz right there, negative

1:03:31

amount of.

1:03:31

Honestly, I wasn't mad at that. Go

1:03:34

ahead, you weren't mad at Okay,

1:03:38

you guys want my ris. Guess yeah.

1:03:42

Let's there's a hell of ants out there, like,

1:03:44

oh ship, mindy project? I

1:03:48

raised from right here?

1:03:53

Good good pointing

1:03:55

about of pointing, staring off at the distance, acting

1:03:58

aloof.

1:04:00

Now.

1:04:01

I feel like durs is a little bit of a He

1:04:04

likes to throw the nags out there.

1:04:05

I don't have the riz.

1:04:06

I have the muh the muh, yeah,

1:04:09

what's that like charisma like a lot

1:04:11

of people have riz.

1:04:11

I'm like over here with the muh like look

1:04:17

at this, mum hit us with your

1:04:19

riz. I just go like, I just go, oh

1:04:21

ship, oh

1:04:24

ship?

1:04:25

Actually kind of scary, yeah, kind

1:04:27

of scary.

1:04:28

I would like to I would like.

1:04:29

To go in a marsh fit with you, please? And

1:04:32

is this what you do outside of the middle schools?

1:04:35

Or I would like to go

1:04:37

with the mash with you?

1:04:38

Please? Will you marry me?

1:04:41

That's his make up line.

1:04:42

I want to marry with you.

1:04:44

For the rest of my life. I

1:04:46

love that.

1:04:47

Yeah, I have Caveman where

1:04:49

you just club the person and drag

1:04:52

them by the hair. That's your riz.

1:04:53

Okay, this one's mine. Okay,

1:04:57

Yeah, it's a little dated.

1:04:59

Do you know it's four to

1:05:01

switch it up minus much like where

1:05:04

it's silent, but it's so

1:05:07

you're here and then you gotta just you

1:05:09

always have to have a little something on your lip that

1:05:11

you gotta get off.

1:05:12

You gotta go.

1:05:15

That's come you get, you get there, off

1:05:18

the lip, and then you you're always looking

1:05:20

down and then you gotta look up and

1:05:22

something's in your eyes.

1:05:25

Dude.

1:05:26

Oh shit, oh my god, oh

1:05:29

my god, oh

1:05:32

shit.

1:05:33

You always have to walk backwards. There's no brother.

1:05:36

Don't fall, just don't fall.

1:05:37

Don't be fair.

1:05:40

I'm not gonna lie honestly. Adam

1:05:42

has hella riz. Yeah, Adam,

1:05:45

because Adam sends us RIZ

1:05:47

videos of guys all day

1:05:49

long. Have you guys seen the video

1:05:52

of this guy with like the like the white goatee

1:05:54

and he has like super blue

1:05:56

eyes and he just looks like he

1:05:58

looks at you like he can take the

1:06:01

whole cock in his mouth.

1:06:03

I send these videos to this guy all the time. It's

1:06:05

just like, it's just it's just a guy.

1:06:08

He's always in his truck.

1:06:09

And he's like, hey, how

1:06:11

you doing to music? And

1:06:15

his eyes are like the lights and

1:06:18

I feel like you can suck the ship out there.

1:06:21

I find that ship so funny.

1:06:22

Why is he or is he not? I have

1:06:24

no idea what. I don't know what I am now.

1:06:27

Yeah, I'm I'm confused as well.

1:06:29

But it is weird that now for decades

1:06:31

that's been because I was like the new kids on the block

1:06:33

thing where they're they're always.

1:06:34

Like nah right,

1:06:37

Joey mcinton. I was like, whatever it

1:06:39

is, It's like I can't.

1:06:40

They're a little bashful, but they're still confident, confident,

1:06:44

vulnerability, like.

1:06:45

Stop and then five seconds later

1:06:47

they're like.

1:06:50

Tough and you're like, no,

1:06:53

I'm good, I'm gonna go. I'm

1:06:55

not gonna hang. I'm gonna go.

1:06:59

Yeah of course, dude.

1:07:03

So this is actually really sad news.

1:07:05

Okay, yeah, I know, I

1:07:07

know. I

1:07:10

thought that was one of you singing.

1:07:11

I'm like, you guys are a great singer.

1:07:13

We're getting I thought

1:07:15

that was you. For a second. My god, man,

1:07:18

we hear it, not go for it, let's hear it.

1:07:20

No wait,

1:07:25

hold on, hold on, wait, play it.

1:07:27

Wait, I got another one. You

1:07:30

let me try to hit that? Yeah, no

1:07:38

way. I had the ris

1:07:40

going and then he sucked me up. Bro, play

1:07:42

the other, play the other.

1:07:44

Yeah, you want the you want the real

1:07:46

real? Yeah,

1:07:49

I think I'll have that. I had it.

1:07:51

But that's

1:07:55

not bad. That's good. You beat me.

1:07:57

Jesus, Hey,

1:07:59

guys, stop coming out there.

1:08:02

There's too much Riz in the audience. So bad

1:08:04

news, everybody, bad news, the Riz.

1:08:07

Nicholas Cage ready

1:08:10

to quit movies. No, whoa, No,

1:08:13

he says, he's ready to pack it up film

1:08:15

and pivots to television.

1:08:18

Okay, all right, well same

1:08:20

thing, same thing.

1:08:21

What are we talking about. I feel like they don't even make any

1:08:23

movies anymore. Yeah, and now it's just TV.

1:08:26

So he was like, I don't want to be in Transformers.

1:08:28

Oh the movies are Transformers.

1:08:30

He's done like over the past like five years,

1:08:32

he's done like fucking like fifteen or twenty

1:08:35

movies.

1:08:35

I think, yeah, who.

1:08:37

Cares, he's

1:08:40

good, But like, yeah, like I

1:08:43

mean, is there more?

1:08:44

Isn't TV kind of where it's at? That's like I

1:08:46

don't, I don't know. That's like, what's the

1:08:48

difference I don't want to go to drug dealers

1:08:50

anymore. Oh whoa, I didn't know that. Yeah,

1:08:52

I just want to go buy weed at stores. Yeah right

1:08:55

right, yeah, that makes sense. That's where we're going.

1:08:57

Well, you know, I love Nick

1:08:59

Cage, and I hope I can see him

1:09:01

more on on my screen wherever that

1:09:03

screen may be.

1:09:04

Movie around.

1:09:07

Like you got it, susand

1:09:11

Summers. Do you guys remember Suzanne Summers?

1:09:13

This is a step by step, Yes, step by

1:09:15

step.

1:09:15

And she's company hang

1:09:18

on and also Suzanne Summers.

1:09:20

Are we more threes company, Susanne Summers?

1:09:25

Or are we more step by step? Shut out

1:09:27

Cody Susan Smers.

1:09:29

Oh I thought that was gonna go up.

1:09:31

It was way more.

1:09:33

Actually both were pretty mid so.

1:09:37

Or are we thigh master? Susanne

1:09:39

Summers?

1:09:45

She's dead.

1:09:46

I don't know if you guys knew, but She'ser's

1:09:53

husband reveals why she was

1:09:56

laid to rest wearing Timberland boots.

1:09:58

Oh ship, Suzanne

1:10:00

Summers like the fucking coolest chance.

1:10:02

I think she was outdoorsy because

1:10:04

she's gully bro.

1:10:05

She's gully.

1:10:06

Susanne never really had boots designed

1:10:08

for hiking on the rocks, so I ordered which

1:10:10

is weird. She never had them, so in death

1:10:13

he ordered her Timberland boots and

1:10:16

then he made he

1:10:18

said, I made my gift personal by drawing

1:10:20

on them in a few words that represented

1:10:23

our life to some degree and made

1:10:25

them very personal to Suzanne.

1:10:28

Is she part of the slan I'm

1:10:32

gonna stop. No, I'm gonna stop. I'm

1:10:34

gonna go like that take away,

1:10:36

I'm gonna take.

1:10:38

I thought you were about to say, Like she had

1:10:40

a dude who used to blaze

1:10:43

her while she was only in like Timberland boots.

1:10:45

So yeah, her husband was like, so

1:10:48

just to honor her

1:10:50

before I married her, there was a guy who used

1:10:52

to be I beg your pardon, blaze

1:10:55

my wife in only

1:10:57

Timberland boots. So what

1:11:00

I'm going to write his name on these boots. And

1:11:02

that's what wines?

1:11:03

Would you guys want to be buried? And if you could

1:11:05

have a choice, what shoes would I mean? Summer

1:11:08

is known for the thigh master.

1:11:10

Man, so like favorite shoes

1:11:12

of all time?

1:11:13

I feel like it depends on

1:11:15

when I die.

1:11:16

If I die young, just to like kind of like punk

1:11:18

my mom a little bit, it'd be clogs.

1:11:21

Okay. So She's like, I knew

1:11:23

he wanted to. He's

1:11:25

dancing in heaving. What

1:11:27

about you, Kyle?

1:11:28

I think I probably want to be buried in bowling

1:11:31

shoes.

1:11:36

Went bowling?

1:11:36

Ky.

1:11:37

I've been bowling in the last year, but I

1:11:40

haven't gone often. That works like

1:11:43

the gutter because pickleball, man, you know what I mean,

1:11:45

only got time for one cool.

1:11:47

Thing, so not pickleball shoes.

1:11:49

Okay, Blake's I

1:11:51

think I was like, do you remember the shacknosis

1:11:54

where it was like box?

1:11:56

Of course I probably I probably one

1:11:58

of those.

1:11:59

Giant red boots everyone's wearing now,

1:12:01

the big red boots, the mischief, big red boots.

1:12:03

Literally they're called the big red boots.

1:12:05

Are they the Mario boots?

1:12:08

I'll go new Bounce five eighty five made

1:12:10

America. No,

1:12:12

they're not astro boys because then they

1:12:15

get sued. They're called the big red

1:12:17

boots.

1:12:17

Okay, Okay, don't fight, that's

1:12:20

okay.

1:12:20

Long Island. Just be Strong

1:12:23

Island.

1:12:23

Okay, Wow, dude,

1:12:26

what are you getting buried in?

1:12:28

I just said Bounce five.

1:12:31

I just said it again, you face. I

1:12:36

just said it three times.

1:12:37

Who cares.

1:12:40

Serena Williams says she's been

1:12:42

putting breast milk on her face to

1:12:44

help treat sunburn.

1:12:46

It works, that's what she says.

1:12:49

Dude. I like how half the audience

1:12:52

is like they can get sunburned,

1:12:56

okay, because I google it, and then I'm

1:12:58

scared to hit search

1:13:01

because then they know that I asked, and now

1:13:03

I know. Thank you.

1:13:05

T I.

1:13:05

I don't think.

1:13:06

I don't think breast milk is gonna help my white

1:13:08

ass skin. I think I'm gonna need something a little more.

1:13:10

But I'm willing to ask my wife for breast

1:13:13

milk on my face every day. I

1:13:16

need it for my sun burns.

1:13:18

Yeah, real quick.

1:13:19

Before I go out, honey,

1:13:23

I got a meeting. Hang on, come here.

1:13:26

My wife's press were good. We're super I'm super

1:13:28

excited.

1:13:29

Yes, I don't know why

1:13:32

I think. I think

1:13:35

it's.

1:13:37

Spoken like someone who has no kids.

1:13:42

It's not about the kids. It's about milk,

1:13:44

which I love.

1:13:45

Milk squirting out of my wife,

1:13:47

who I love squirting

1:13:49

out of her tits, which is my favorite

1:13:51

part. Yeah, that's

1:13:54

like a dream. Imagine is one

1:13:56

of my favorite beverages.

1:13:58

It's squirting out.

1:14:00

Is that grow up on a German farm and I.

1:14:02

Are Chloe squirt out fucking Long

1:14:04

Island iced team bro.

1:14:06

Okay, Adam, the only way could

1:14:09

get better, dude, Adam, it's just sugar

1:14:11

free red Bull and vodka on them in

1:14:14

one in each.

1:14:15

I'm so sorry I did this. We're sorry you

1:14:18

do this. You do this a whole bit. Let me step away. That's

1:14:20

fine, Okay, So your your wife's.

1:14:22

My wife's titty not going?

1:14:27

Oh ude, Teresa Caputo,

1:14:32

You guys know who this woman is in

1:14:34

Divine connectionsount

1:14:38

December sixth and seven.

1:14:39

So that's just coming up. So

1:14:42

I guess she was Who is she?

1:14:43

I don't know.

1:14:44

That's tomorrow.

1:14:48

Wait.

1:14:48

Is this like a Long Island psychic type person?

1:14:52

Yeah, that's cool, guys, believe

1:14:54

in that. I believe in her and

1:14:57

nobody else the Long Island medium.

1:14:59

Do you believe in like a medium that can speak to ghosts

1:15:01

and ship?

1:15:01

Yes?

1:15:03

Yes, you know, I mean for sure

1:15:06

no, but also kind of cool, right?

1:15:08

I think? I bet you.

1:15:09

I bet you as much as I believe that me maybe

1:15:11

me and method Man are gonna have a wild night and

1:15:14

fighting ring. I believe in this woman.

1:15:16

Yeah, I think why not? Why not? Why

1:15:19

doesn't she have that?

1:15:20

Is she like?

1:15:21

Is she Jamaican? Is she from Trinidad.

1:15:23

Where's she from?

1:15:25

Where? From Long Island?

1:15:28

I like how there's one dude super cassually

1:15:31

going like this, I

1:15:34

see you, buddy, And if you're listening at

1:15:36

home, he was wagging his finger

1:15:38

at me.

1:15:40

Give it up her eyes everybody.

1:15:48

All right, So you guys got some hod

1:15:51

cues and we got some hot hot, hot.

1:15:53

Hot hot hot, hot, hot, hot

1:15:55

hot.

1:15:57

Answer, what's your heart? Ach, Kyle?

1:15:59

Hot?

1:16:00

Is the cool mansa not

1:16:03

real, not real fake name. What was

1:16:05

the very first thing you ever jerked

1:16:07

off to? Okay, all right, dude,

1:16:10

this is easy, crude. They

1:16:12

were jerked off to compared to the most recent

1:16:14

thing you jerked off to compared to?

1:16:16

And then she goes, was it today, well

1:16:18

compared to it's.

1:16:20

Gotten your vulgar,

1:16:23

very very graphic compared to the

1:16:25

first time.

1:16:26

Yeah, I don't think I ever.

1:16:28

I don't even know if I had ideas

1:16:31

of what I was jerking off to the first time. It was just like

1:16:34

if I tugged on this, things happened,

1:16:37

right.

1:16:37

Yeah, But what about the first thing that you were jerking

1:16:39

off too? Like, not the first time you jerked off?

1:16:42

Like for me, it was kind of like like coming

1:16:44

out of my future wife's.

1:16:48

I feel like J. C. Penny's ads got me

1:16:50

going. I feel like that was Yeah,

1:16:55

I feel like that was like pretty classic.

1:16:57

JAC Pennies when she's there,

1:16:59

so like the not even lingerie. These

1:17:01

are just like old lady underwear.

1:17:04

Yeah, they're like by your old lady underwear

1:17:06

from these J. C. Pennies catalogs

1:17:08

that my mom would have. And then my cousin ratted

1:17:11

me out. My cousin, fucking Danny. Dude, I'm

1:17:15

eight years old. He's ten years older than me, so

1:17:17

he was eighteen. I showed him

1:17:19

my box I had, I collected the clippings

1:17:22

in a shoe box, and I'm showing.

1:17:24

Him no Riz

1:17:26

by the way, Yeah.

1:17:29

Yeah, Danny's got no Riz.

1:17:31

And so I showed him my stash. I was like, look at

1:17:33

all these hot ladies in very

1:17:37

covered.

1:17:37

Right in like nursing bras with

1:17:40

like the nipple thing.

1:17:41

Yeah, but there's a little cleavage, there's cleavage.

1:17:43

There's a lot of cleavage the play

1:17:46

text bras.

1:17:46

And I remember being devastated that he

1:17:49

came downstairs. He was like, I don't just collected

1:17:52

JAC Pennies. Yeah,

1:17:54

yeah, I just showed you my box.

1:17:56

You mean meanwhile, I was dressed

1:17:59

as a who are the kids that they

1:18:01

turn all their clothes around?

1:18:02

Chris Cross?

1:18:03

Criscross. That was the year that Crisscross

1:18:05

was popular.

1:18:06

So I had a hard time running down the stairs after

1:18:08

him because my pants were back there.

1:18:10

Sure you ran upstairs.

1:18:13

Your boobs are huge.

1:18:14

Do you guys remember something called TV Week?

1:18:16

Yes? I don't.

1:18:18

TV week was like an insert

1:18:20

in the Chicago Tribune, but I assumed

1:18:22

there was. It was national anyway, national

1:18:25

national, uh, And

1:18:28

there would be like a little tiny ad for the Playboy

1:18:31

channel and it was the same ad that came

1:18:33

every week, so I didn't have to collect it because it just.

1:18:36

Came, so to speak.

1:18:38

And it was this. It was this lady who

1:18:41

is for sure dead now, uh,

1:18:44

with like the strap of her like longerie

1:18:47

just off the shoulder and like the little like slope

1:18:49

of the boob. And I was like you, I

1:18:53

was like, this is it the

1:18:56

end zone Blake And you

1:18:59

guys haven't done your life bookend of now

1:19:01

of what it is now? I don't necessarily

1:19:03

want to say what it is now. So Adams is

1:19:05

for sure the German because of where

1:19:08

you grew up, the German parties where there's like women

1:19:10

in stockades and barnyard men coming

1:19:12

in to have their way. Oh boy, it's

1:19:15

his upbringing. It's the German.

1:19:17

I still stand by the super

1:19:19

German. I can't remember the first time I

1:19:22

ejaculated.

1:19:25

Question was crass, but I was

1:19:28

saying, like, the first thing you jerked off?

1:19:30

Can you say come?

1:19:32

I don't want to that seems crass,

1:19:35

Jessica Rabbit was when I.

1:19:37

Verse was like.

1:19:40

And then, and that's why you're into HENTI now, yes,

1:19:43

and then and then later today? I yeah,

1:19:45

I had Hentie all.

1:19:46

Up on my later today on

1:19:50

the drive back to the city.

1:19:51

Not the drive. I'm going to be on the subway with

1:19:53

everybody.

1:19:56

It's a train, just time.

1:19:58

So Dylan asked, I wipe my ass

1:20:01

the same way Adam does. Spread

1:20:03

with the left hand, wipe with the ride.

1:20:05

Adam, is this something that you will teach your child?

1:20:08

Well?

1:20:08

Yeah, absolutely, Dylan, and

1:20:11

I can't wait to teach my child to be a stand

1:20:13

up wiper.

1:20:14

Yeah. Wait, no, this is like the circumcision

1:20:16

discussion, like does your wife get a say in this?

1:20:19

Yeah?

1:20:20

Wait?

1:20:20

Does your wife get a saying the way your

1:20:22

son wipes his ass?

1:20:24

I mean, I mean, I'm sure she will, but I think she's

1:20:26

going to go like, yeah, however, you want to teach

1:20:28

him to wipe his ass, that's fine.

1:20:30

Yeah, have you expose him to everything? See, I

1:20:32

wasn't exposed to the stand up wiping at

1:20:34

all.

1:20:35

That's how my dad did it. That's how his

1:20:37

dad did it. This is a long lineage of divines,

1:20:40

yes, standing up to wipe their ass.

1:20:42

So I first learned about it from

1:20:44

you, and I'm actually like considering

1:20:46

taking the leap of.

1:20:49

I stand up.

1:20:50

A lot of people lean my ass, and

1:20:53

as divines, we have big, thick, juicy

1:20:55

asses, so you're not able

1:20:58

to.

1:20:58

Get all the way around. So what we do

1:21:00

is your original name you a hover. When

1:21:04

you guys got to Ellis Island, your your last name

1:21:06

was behind and they were like, we're just gonna

1:21:09

change that for you.

1:21:10

How about de Vin answer

1:21:12

your question? Dylan, absolutely,

1:21:15

yes, I will m J.

1:21:16

Which one of the bros would be most likely to

1:21:19

be cryogenically frozen?

1:21:22

I think it says frozen. It

1:21:24

doesn't say frozen. Brozen

1:21:28

preserve dude, I would love

1:21:30

to do that.

1:21:31

That's like, yeah, you.

1:21:34

I think Kyle might hop into that.

1:21:36

What do you mean I think?

1:21:37

I think, well, we can both do it?

1:21:39

Why can't we both?

1:21:42

That's fine?

1:21:42

Thin can only freeze one? Who are we

1:21:45

letting them freeze?

1:21:47

Well? They have spoken?

1:21:48

How bad? How bad do you want it? I

1:21:51

kind of want it bad. Yeah, I don't

1:21:53

want that bad, bitch. I think it would be cool.

1:21:55

I mean if because that means you wake

1:21:57

up later, right that that's what that means.

1:21:59

That's well this you only want to be crying

1:22:02

if then in

1:22:05

like fifty years you wouldn't have to unthaw

1:22:07

me so I can fight crime.

1:22:10

Yeah, like demolition Man exactly.

1:22:13

This is a demolition Man scenario where

1:22:15

Kyle Ansters are frozen

1:22:17

at the same time and then they get.

1:22:22

Yeah. So this is a

1:22:25

This is a sad one.

1:22:27

Cassie.

1:22:29

She says that her father passed

1:22:31

away, Sandy, and it'd be nice

1:22:34

to give him his flowers.

1:22:35

Everybody give Sandy his flowers?

1:22:37

Sandy? What up?

1:22:40

Looks like?

1:22:41

This is a fuck cancer situation. I'm

1:22:43

with the Cassie cancer.

1:22:46

By the way.

1:22:47

By the way, Sandy is like one

1:22:49

of the strongest male names possible,

1:22:53

is that it could be a female. I don't know. She

1:22:55

just said her father, didn't she Yes,

1:22:57

Yeah, you're reading these right, use

1:23:01

use your comprehension. I think

1:23:04

I think Sandy for a dude is

1:23:06

a fucking sick name.

1:23:08

Agreed, Agreed.

1:23:11

I think Sandy as a state of being

1:23:13

after you're at the beach, like three or four hours

1:23:15

later. Not, okay, not, I

1:23:18

think Sandy Duncan is our best Peter Pan, Go

1:23:20

ahead.

1:23:21

Sorry, So Kate wants to know, would you rather

1:23:23

drink Joey chestnuts pee? Yeah?

1:23:26

Oh wait, wait, there's an option the.

1:23:28

Day after he breaks

1:23:30

the asparagus heating world record.

1:23:32

Or oh my god, that's

1:23:35

the most long island question of all time.

1:23:38

Or get pooped on by your mom?

1:23:41

Oh dude, well

1:23:43

you don't have to look at it. Yeah, my mom

1:23:45

can't poop on me. Can she pretend it was

1:23:47

an accident? Nah? Dude,

1:23:50

Well you don't have to, like.

1:23:51

Watch, no, if I was face down mom

1:23:54

pooping on my back, that's.

1:23:56

On your back.

1:23:57

You're saying, face down, ass up. That's

1:23:59

the way I like my mom to poo on me.

1:24:01

Yeah, that's what.

1:24:02

I definitely don't want it on my back because I

1:24:04

could feel I would feel like I could never wash

1:24:06

that off. I wanted like stomach,

1:24:09

stomach or chest, eyes closed, so

1:24:11

that like I can scrub for the next six months

1:24:13

of my life. You just can't reach back there.

1:24:15

Fair, fair, fair, I

1:24:18

mean this is this is the end of the

1:24:20

road here, guys.

1:24:21

Those are good questions.

1:24:22

Any apologies, any epic giveaways?

1:24:25

Oh my good I would like to

1:24:27

take back taking my hat off and

1:24:29

showing my baldness during the RIZ.

1:24:31

Liked it.

1:24:32

I liked it that.

1:24:33

You know you had more RIZ by doing that, by

1:24:35

having the bald out, Okay, by covering,

1:24:37

by covering the loss of hair. It's

1:24:40

not that bald, but it.

1:24:41

Feels bald when I take my hat off.

1:24:43

It's just creeping back.

1:24:47

We're in a recession over here.

1:24:49

My epic giveaways will be these headphones. I'm

1:24:51

not gonna charge fifteen dollars here

1:24:53

you go.

1:24:54

They're not good.

1:24:55

They're not good. They're not good.

1:24:57

Reason to do it, They're not good.

1:24:59

I just wouldn't say. Yeah, thank you guys for showing

1:25:01

up. Okay, okay,

1:25:05

yeah you can go too.

1:25:07

This is the first time I've ever been to long

1:25:10

next week, so I.

1:25:11

Want to say thank you guys.

1:25:14

Flowers, not giving you flowers, but really

1:25:16

thank you for showing up.

1:25:17

We really appreciate it.

1:25:22

Yeah, baby, look, yeah, hey,

1:25:24

we have some not so epic

1:25:26

giveaways.

1:25:29

I want to give it up again for Vinnie with the tattoos.

1:25:31

That's for you, ethic. Hey, where's Vinnie

1:25:34

is?

1:25:34

Right there?

1:25:37

Vinnie baby.

1:25:39

O got my God.

1:25:43

And I don't know if you heard me.

1:25:44

I said not so ethic and I mentioned we

1:25:47

have literal t shirts.

1:25:54

Yo. Right here lady boom

1:25:57

oh, she missed it. I'm going deep deepp.

1:26:01

Thank you guys so much for showing on. We really

1:26:04

appreciate it.

1:26:05

Yeah, and this was another episode.

1:26:12

Spar Thank

1:26:16

you God. Yeah, yeah, you're

1:26:18

here joking