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Welcome to This Is Important, a production of

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On This Is Important. Do you suck

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each other's pinkies? In New York?

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You want to flop your nuts right on someone's

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forehead? Remember when I wore that diaper

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for like six months as a joke.

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You know what, I'm gonna go backstage and fist myself

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real quick.

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Buckle up. Whoa

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New York City?

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Whoa?

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Whoa?

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What?

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What? What? Whoa?

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Yow?

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Oh my god? Oh let

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we go.

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Puss stop

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pos stop post.

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I didn't think anybody was going to beat match the

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energy of crazy ass Long Island

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and wild ass New Jersey.

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Let's see if they can do blowing

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the lid off this bitch.

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Dude, New York's like, I'm

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the daddy. I'm the daddy

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now it

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is kind of the daddy.

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I feel like.

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The cool.

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That's just a swivel chair, Kyle, but

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pretty standard dish.

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It's actually pretty fast,

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Jesus, Stivel's pretty fast.

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So that's what we're going to do this podcast. I was

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going to swivel in this chair, so

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we We actually didn't. We weren't

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here.

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There's a beautiful theater Jersey, and I weren't

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here for the We do like a sound check

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where Blake make sure the cause

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of diarrhea is.

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The perfect the perfect

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level. That's the sonics.

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We take care of the sonics of the

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show, the perfect levels. It was a

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date night for us. It was I'm

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glad we got to have that.

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I'm kind of jealous.

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Now what do you guys? You still got stuff

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in his mustache? What happened there? Yeah? I

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had Yeah?

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Whoa what?

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My friends say hello to each other, don't

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get your pecker hard. They don't do that in New

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York. I don't know. Do you guys do that?

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Do you suck each other's pinkies? In New York West

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Coast? You? All right?

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We were dude, dude, we

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were in our hotel

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in the lobby and this guy comes over and he's like,

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oh shit, I know

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you.

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And I'm like, what's that? And

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he goes just he goes, you're in movies.

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He's like, I know you are. I'm

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like, he's like, how do I know you? I'm like, I'm

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into movies and TV and stuff. And he's like, I know

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you are which one? And I'm like, oh,

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you know a bunch of them and he goes, yeah, but

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which one? And I

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go I maybe pitch perfect.

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And he goes, haha, you

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sing.

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But he was like angry the whole time, and I'm like yeah,

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like I thought I was gonna fight this guy, right, and then

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I'm like, yeah, I sing.

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But it's just like that New York energy. You guys have

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that fun energy where they're like, you

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sing, motherfucker. This motherfucker

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sings I'm a fan of you.

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It's it's like a it's like abrasive, like

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a deep tissue massage. He gets in there

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where he's just like I'm a big fan fucker

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all right, which is the highest praise.

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About to beat your ass off top because

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I love you so much.

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I love you.

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And then he goes I'm about to go get

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someone, and I'm like, okay, holy

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shit, like what is about to happen?

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And then he comes back with Antonio

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Brown the football player, and

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Antonio Brown, I don't

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know if he knows who I am, and he

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goes He's in that movie and Antonio Brown's

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like yeah, and

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he's like, we're getting a photo with you and Antonio

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Brown, and I'm like, all right, yeah, and

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so I take a photo with Antonio Brown. He's wearing

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this like white marshmallowy

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but like stringy coat.

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He looks like a time traveler. He looks like a time

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traveler the future. Stringy.

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It was delicious looking. Oh

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okay, like mushroom or I mean like marshmallow

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noodles. Is that what are we gonna do?

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It's like a marshmallow if it's like it

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has like coconut flakes all over it.

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Yes, he looked like a hostess snowball.

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Yeah, exactly right, if you guys.

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I kind of wish it was like literally just

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like string cheese staple to his jacket.

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String cheese is like, I'm on some more other

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ship dog more.

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More other other.

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And then he goes uh uh, and then I

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go, dude, I have that exact

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same jacket. I

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wish I was wearing it right now. That would have been hilarious.

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And he goes.

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And then he goes, ah, you're

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fucking with me, You're

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funny, And then he told then he told his friend.

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He's like, he's like you said he was funny,

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as if the friend went out there being like, this guy's

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hilarious.

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He mentioned the one movie that I know what

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a funny guy funny and this motherfucker

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sings.

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I gotta imagine like if the tables were turned

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someone was like, Hey, you gotta meet this guy. He plays football,

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and then you go meet Antonio Brown. You're talking,

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and then suddenly he just is like catching

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footballs. You're like, see, I told

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you he played football.

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I wonder how often that happens, because you

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know how people will come up to us and be like, yo, tell

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a joke, funny man, or for me, they're

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like we would a bunch of girls like, oh

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my god, can you sing something?

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And I'm like, no, bitch, damn,

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and then they go they're offended for a second. Ago

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just kidding. Please don't set the music

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everyway.

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I got a.

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We're basically the.

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Way.

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It's exhausting being your friend because

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wherever we go, he might have to do that,

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and I'm like, yeah,

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airplane, wherever I'm

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your house.

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If one, if one fourteen year

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old girl.

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Can you sing?

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I have to say no, bitch, bro

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to put them on their toes, and then I do it. And then

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I do it because I am a nice guy. You are a nice

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science.

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But then we had a nice little, uh, a nice

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little dinner day while they were doing

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the work.

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So thank you guys.

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How does it sound everybody during the

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dinner day?

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Is it okay?

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It's actually like I could go for a little more of

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the monitors. Oh, get out of town.

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I don't know what that means.

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During the dinner day, he's

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telling me about meeting Antonio Brown. Antonio

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Brown is just in the street out

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the window with like a full

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length what do we call those, It's like a fluorescent

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it's like U tube light filming

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the music video.

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They're called asteratubes.

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And there's two guys holding these tubes with

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a camera smart yes, intelligence

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points and then there's a there's two

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guys holding these tubes, one guy with the camera doing

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this move yeah and

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he's like yeah, and

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then Antonio Brown and it's like two friends

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are like rapping.

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But it's so funny when you can't hear the

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raps and you just see guys going like

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to the camera, you're the camera, You're the camera.

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In string cheese jackets. And

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the dude rapping was very and Antonio

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Brown.

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Right, Antonio was intense

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and the tall guy was very like that new style

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rap where it's just kind of like.

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Yeah, goodbye,

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it's just a lot.

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It's a lot of mime work. There's

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a lot of like loading guns mime

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work where it's just like just nuts and bolts

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of it, like take the clip out, dropping

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the clip like rappers have

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been like they want to make sure you

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understand because they see the like the

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sign interpreters on the side, and they're like, we

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don't need her, like let's not pay her.

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I'll just do it all here. That makes a lot

8:30

save money. They're getting smarter about

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business.

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I like that if they're really getting good at like

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they're super getting into the gun miming, and

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like at one point it's like it's going on down and

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he's like shooting.

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He's like, oh ship, the safety

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is one.

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It's like cot cod and he's like the

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space work is and then he hurts it off

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and goes, is

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that YouTube?

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What do you do? What did you do? Oh?

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He's yes, yes,

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yeah, of course, yeah, okay, yeah,

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I gotta call.

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Yeah, okay, you're getting points

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for mine points

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And I did shoot myself in

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the head, so I don't know for necessitating me.

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You never know.

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I don't know. You never know.

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You you got fact that just makes more

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blood squirt out of my head. Whones, you

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have to try, you have to try, like

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he's been shot in the head.

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Just electrocute him. Just suck

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his stick real quick. What whoa?

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Just just give him the give him the shocker and one

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one person goes for the defibulator and the other

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guy starts taking his pants.

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Down, and it's like, I don't know how this is gonna

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help. Come on, pink,

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but there's a lot of stinks. Should I go

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three in the back?

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What do I do?

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We're in the pink? Is it one or

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is it two in the bank? It doesn't look like the stink

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would even feel the two. Somebody

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cut his balls and then I'll put three in Were gonna

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go five in the stink? Are you friend?

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It's dying?

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Why are you dying?

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Why are the fisting my grandpa?

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And you know what, I guess you guys aren't tripping because

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that's just another night in New York City for y'all.

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You guys are like seeing it not

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a big deal. Yeah, dude, five five in the stink.

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That's just our lives. That's just our lives.

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That's the best you heard me

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go. I love it.

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Five in the stink.

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I love it, guys, I love it. I know we

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were kind of talking all over each other and the crowd

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is like, we know, I was screaming

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that just a minute

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ago.

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Okay, well you guess what.

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Yes, Well it was

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a very fertile area. We all wanted to

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jump in with our amount of the stink.

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Remember when you thought fisting was like this,

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and then at some point you learned it was like way

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more gentle.

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And you're like, well, that makes sense for a lot of people

10:50

sometimes when they're learning is from you right now.

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And whenever I see like anyone having a conversation,

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it's like, I assume

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they're talking about fists.

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Anytime you go past an Italian restaurant,

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it's just like.

11:03

Ah, like the Sopranos

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I used to watch on mute while I folded laundry.

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I'm like, no, they really liked fisting. Oh my god,

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it's HBO so.

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Freak Well, I mean that makes sense, Like

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you're really gonna come up to the fucking this

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bro.

11:19

Yeah yeah, dude, or the

11:22

butthole? Right yeah, stink

11:24

or pink? What do we talk about?

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I figure. You can fist anything, right.

11:29

You can fist anything. You can knock

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yourself out.

11:33

You know what, I'm gonna go backstage and fist myself

11:35

real quick.

11:36

Hey, there we go.

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You guys just hear me. Oh fuck, yeah,

11:39

no, I got.

11:43

When is that going to become a thing? People are like, you know what

11:45

the fuck yourself?

11:46

Oh?

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Fuck?

11:48

Is he doing it?

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He's been talking about this a lot on tour,

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how he wants to take more time for him.

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I just had a whole prop where I'm just up to my elbow

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and I'm like, yeah, I can't get it out right,

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I can't get it out. I have to I have to sit

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like this the rest of the time. Fuck.

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I don't know. Hey, guys, tonight's

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special. I just want to do this real quick because speaking

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of fisting, my mother is in the audience.

12:11

Oh my god, and

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it is her birthday today,

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and isn't that Yeah? Is

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it the funniest birthday? Unfortunately,

12:24

No, she's sixty eight and we're

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all fucking pissed about it.

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She should be turning sixty nine

12:30

and the way funnier of her birthday. So

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here's my problem is it. It's like it's

12:36

like you don't care, Pam.

12:38

It's like you don't care that we're at the Beacon Theater

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and what we need is a sixty ninth.

12:42

Birthday would really put it over the edge.

12:45

You knew we were going to be on tour. You

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couldn't have just fast forwarded time

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a little bit.

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Mom the fuck?

12:52

No wonder he's so fucked up. Yeah,

12:55

but but still in honor.

12:57

Even though it's not the funniest birthday, it's

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a special birth I feel that we should

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all sing.

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Her Happy

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birthday. Where

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happy I

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love your mom, I love

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you, thanks for making me.

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That's a really sweet moment after the fisting

13:42

discussion.

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Just remind it, just reminded me of her. And

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by the way, guys, Kyle's

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mom is super cool. Not forty eight hours?

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Did I see ago? Did I see her pole dancing

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in Long Island?

13:53

Oh my god, that's so true.

13:55

She was.

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Yeah, not to be out done, bro, she got

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We got there just in time for her shift. Yeah,

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just saw her just getting off. She took her

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knee, race off, climbed her up all right

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up on that well. As cool as your dad.

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This was like at a speakeasy under the

14:11

venue that the owner had with like a secret

14:14

locked door.

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Yeah, he wants you to know he's cool

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and he was invited to that.

14:20

We get it.

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You know what speakeasies are. So there's

14:24

a poll there. Your mom gets down, you're

14:26

filming it, what I

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was filming it.

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I got the camera about

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to do that.

14:32

Whatever you do, you check that footage

14:34

before you hand it over to iHeart okay.

14:36

But what's cool is your dad was just kind of in the

14:38

corner, enjoying it as one would, right,

14:41

but then he peels his coat off and is

14:43

like, my turn.

14:46

And straight up was like and

14:48

did a whole three sixty and then

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laid on his laid on his back.

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He landed on his back somehow like let

14:54

himself down and it's laid there for like thirty

14:57

seconds.

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And I'm glad he's okay. I'm

14:59

glad your okay. That was big. We

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were just raised differently,

15:05

yes, and there's a there's an appreciation.

15:08

But I watched that and I just I go.

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Wow, Well, I think that's why

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we work together so well, Durs, I

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feel like your parents should do that.

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Blake's parents should do that, Uh

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would.

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Your I think, well, my mom was a

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cheerleader, so I'm assuming Yeah, at some.

15:25

Point would get

15:27

on the step away from the pole. Cheerleading.

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I think it's a logical jump.

15:31

Yeah, that old tail. Yeah, my mom was a

15:33

cheerleader, but for the wrestling team. What

15:36

okay, it's Iowa.

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Wait was your mom miss Elizabeth with Randy

15:39

Savage?

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Yeah?

15:44

So I was like, so, like, that's

15:46

probably just as good as the football basketball team,

15:48

right, And she's like, no different.

15:51

She's like I tried out for that

15:53

and landed on the wrestling team.

15:55

Right.

15:56

She did a cartwheel and got stuck in a handstand

15:58

and was like I can't get out of

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this.

16:01

They're like, that's pretty good. Go hit

16:03

the mat.

16:04

I didn't realize that different sports had different

16:06

cheerleaders. I didn't know that was a thing. That's cool.

16:08

You got to do sports. Hey, the year sports,

16:11

that's how you have to actually watch Oh

16:14

yeah, that's true. I need to I need to pay attention. Did

16:17

you not play any sports? So? I mean

16:19

you played baseball and then what happened to cigarettes?

16:21

Cigarettes got in the way? Cigarettes got in the

16:23

way. Yeah, I chose. I chose that nicotine

16:26

over the home runs.

16:27

Man.

16:28

Yeah, the word it

16:31

was a bad choice, but that got me in the theater,

16:33

which was cool. You know, cigarette

16:36

blake.

16:36

You saw all you saw the nerdy kids wearing

16:38

all black and the outside the theater,

16:41

and you're like, those are my people.

16:42

That's it. They're also choosing nicotine.

16:44

I like that.

16:45

That's good. Hey, well you notice you're smoking? Did

16:48

you see auditions are up?

16:50

I might as well try. But

16:53

then I ran the spotlight. I didn't get on the stage.

16:55

They put me on top of a coke machine.

16:56

Because you can light a cigarette off that hot

16:59

ass light.

16:59

Yeah yeah, yeah, I was fucking wild,

17:02

like I think we're gonna let you run spot But

17:04

in terms of in terms of high school, I got

17:07

my my letter as a bowler.

17:09

I was a bowler.

17:10

That's where I got my varsity letter. So there was

17:13

absolutely a big time. Do you guys get a letter

17:15

on the sleeve? A letter on your varsity

17:17

jacket, you know, to put on the sleeve the check?

17:19

Oh I never did that part.

17:24

You know it's crazy though. Now you're in front of the spotlight.

17:26

How does it feel?

17:27

Baby?

17:28

Feels wrong? Man? I feel like I should be right

17:30

up there operating that spotlight. I feel

17:33

most of the crowd agrees. Yeah, yeah,

17:35

I know, I get it. They

17:37

look at us and Kyle should be running spot.

17:40

It feels like a snuck up here and it was like

17:42

safe somewhere.

17:43

I didn't.

17:44

I didn't, you know.

17:45

I had an accident one as a kid, so I couldn't physically

17:48

play sports. So I got into theater too, and

17:50

uh ah, you were almost crippled,

17:54

and so I got into theater too. But I was a

17:56

little embarrassed by it. Now I'm like, why the fuck

17:59

was I embarrassed at the time. You Yeah,

18:01

at the time, I was like a little

18:03

where I would like go to rehearsals

18:06

and then uh like I

18:08

would go smoke we with my friends after school,

18:10

yeah, and then have to make an excuse that

18:12

I have to leave and be like, I gotta go help

18:15

my dad build a deck. I

18:18

was building a deck for like four months.

18:20

But really, you are building a character.

18:22

Do you think that there's something just a little

18:24

embarrassing when you're very young

18:27

to be like, I'm gonna go pretend

18:30

to be someone else because I'm

18:32

not enough as myself. Oh damna,

18:35

no one else is like I'm gonna go play

18:37

football, I'm gonna go be on the chess team.

18:39

You go pretend to be someone you're not.

18:42

I'm gonna go be Macbeth.

18:43

I'm not trying to get Hella deep.

18:45

I'm gonna.

18:49

But his dad was kind of embarrassing that you're like, I

18:51

gotta go check out from who I am for a minute

18:54

and be somebody from one hundred

18:56

and twelve degrees in the shade.

18:58

No, that wasn't what I was us

19:00

about. It was the amount of makeup that they

19:02

had you put on. Yeah, and you looked

19:04

fucking insane. And then my dad

19:06

still to this day, is like,

19:09

you still wear makeup for like

19:12

for not now, but like for like when you're

19:14

shooting in a show or a movie or whatever, they put

19:16

makeup on you, and he's like.

19:18

You're wearing makeup.

19:20

Bed de Niro doesn't wear makeup,

19:22

And I'm like, I was in a movie with Robert

19:25

de Niro. He for sure wears makeup.

19:27

In fact, I think he probably wears

19:30

more makeup because he's eighty years

19:32

old.

19:32

Yeah, he has a makeup line

19:35

for sure.

19:35

That's so cool.

19:36

My dad's like doubted, He like

19:38

refuses to believe.

19:39

Yeah, I wasn't supposed to say, but that's not

19:41

his real nose and it hasn't been for decades.

19:45

Yes, I actually got one.

19:46

He has to reapply that shit. Yeah, so the

19:48

reason you were embarrassed is because

19:51

your father shamed you.

19:52

Right, which I actually think is a good thing for children.

19:55

I think. Yeah, I really

19:57

do. I think we need to bring bullying back

20:00

out of the way.

20:01

No, not to an eighties or nineties level,

20:04

but like to a two thousand

20:06

and two two thousand.

20:08

And one level. I agree.

20:09

I do agree a certain level of bullying

20:12

can help you second guess certain decisions

20:15

that you're making as a human.

20:16

Yeah, it's just like a check. Maybe

20:19

I'm not fully goth. Maybe

20:21

I'm not a human vampire. Yeah, maybe

20:24

I stop at the eyeshadow,

20:26

you know what I mean, And then maybe you don't even start

20:28

there.

20:28

Maybe maybe, right, I

20:31

do kind of want to see Kyle with cat eye,

20:33

though, like just a little subtle.

20:35

Did you ever wear an eyeliner?

20:37

Dude?

20:37

I wore eye.

20:38

Well, I didn't wear it on my everyday

20:40

life, but I no question, I

20:43

jumped at the chance whenever it was a possibility,

20:46

Like fucking loved it, dude.

20:48

So that's every day because that eyeliner costs

20:50

like a dollar. No, but I mean, like I.

20:52

Didn't do it like if I was just going

20:55

to seven eleven to get a slurpie or something like

20:57

that, but if it was like a special

20:59

party, that was like a goth party.

21:01

I was always like, Kyle,

21:04

special, you guys went to high school

21:06

together?

21:08

How many? How many special goth

21:10

parties were there?

21:12

I feel like there may be a birthday you got

21:14

invited to that I did not.

21:17

No, I mean I'm in birthday at Dragon's

21:19

house. Come dark

21:21

or don't come at all.

21:23

Right, I'm thinking like Jillian, Jillian

21:25

had a goth party once and like I

21:28

fucking wanted to wear that.

21:29

As an adults, that four

21:33

year old human mad talking about Jillian Michael's

21:35

the famous guru.

21:37

Yeah yeah, relax, not Jillian

21:39

Bell, but we love her.

21:41

We do love Jillian Bell. Give it up. That's

21:44

not when you were in high school, Kyle. That was that's you

21:46

were a twenty in high school. I

21:48

didn't fuck with ice.

21:49

Yeah, that was like peak irony, so you could

21:51

get away with anything. Remember when I wore

21:54

that diaper for like six months as a joke.

21:56

Yeah that was weird.

21:57

And dir It's just like I'm shitting right now. Yeah,

22:00

isn't it hilarious? We're like, yeah, dude,

22:03

it's gonna catch on. I

22:05

wish you wouldn't, but I kept saying, pamp

22:07

for yourself.

22:08

That's true. Yes,

22:12

there's your points.

22:13

Now I get it.

22:14

Now, I get it.

22:15

I just got it.

22:16

Actually, holy shit, it's really funny.

22:19

That's really fun You you didn't

22:21

go through any weird phase, did you. Did

22:24

you go through a Blake?

22:26

Yeah, Blake Blake.

22:29

It's always our our fashion forward

22:31

friend. So when it was like a

22:34

ed Hardy type age,

22:36

okay, okay, you never went ed Hardy,

22:39

but you wore some ed Hardy adjacent type

22:41

clothing.

22:42

Yeah, And I bet if you had a little more money

22:44

in your pocket you might have

22:46

been at hard Wait,

22:49

so did you buy ed Hardy

22:52

or were you get that?

22:53

I think it was a fliction because

22:55

that ship was fucking.

22:56

That's a good way to describe it. Cool, even

22:58

worse, it was an affliction.

23:00

No, those all of that kind

23:02

of clothing that was those

23:04

were gifts.

23:06

They were gifts from who.

23:07

From my stepmother. She's like, yeah,

23:10

She's like, I want you to be a fucking Eddie Hardy

23:12

bro. Dude.

23:14

Yeah, I don't know why. I don't know why.

23:16

She like thought I that was my vibe.

23:18

That was hot right then. That was like the

23:20

that was the move. Yeah.

23:21

But I also had like a little afro and like

23:24

zero muscle or anything.

23:26

So I just was like, this was your like start,

23:28

this was your start, Like you just start her kit,

23:31

you get the It was like, please,

23:33

God, don't be a little bitch. Right if

23:36

we buy him this, he'll drive

23:38

a lifted truck and start grappling.

23:40

Yeah, but every shirt I wore, it'd be like a fliction.

23:43

But it looked like I was wearing like a nighty teeth,

23:45

like I was going to bed.

23:46

Right all right. But one day

23:48

you would roll up cock Diesel with corn rows

23:51

and she'd be like, we did it. We did

23:53

it, honey, Yeah

23:56

we got them.

23:57

I miss Linda.

23:58

She's a great person.

23:59

She's still alive. I just don't see.

24:03

She's dead to me. But had

24:06

to choose sides never matter. I don't think

24:16

I never really really went through like a I guess

24:18

I'm still in my exact phase. Yeah,

24:21

what's that punk roc all Star?

24:23

Okay for sure? For sure? Yeah,

24:25

I'm just loving

24:28

Green Day and Blink. So

24:31

no growth, no growth at all, dude.

24:34

No.

24:34

I think I talked about this a few weeks ago.

24:36

But we found this old like

24:38

note that I had to write for like some class,

24:41

and Chloe found it when we're back

24:43

home visiting my parents and we can

24:45

now we can't find it again. We should have kept it. But

24:47

it said, uh, like

24:50

goals for my life. And

24:53

then one was getting buff

24:56

check check check.

24:59

Fucking big time check. He's

25:03

the stuff out of this jacket, dude.

25:06

Uh what?

25:07

Two was being big time comedy

25:10

star. Hey,

25:14

that's what you don't know that you don't know this

25:17

when you're not around. That's what we fucking I

25:20

know. You don't want to do it your face because like weird,

25:22

but.

25:22

Like we're like, where the fuck is the buff

25:25

big time comedy star?

25:27

And then uh, three was ladies

25:32

Okay dude, yeah

25:34

dude, so and that's essentially my life.

25:36

So yeah, I'm the same exact person I was

25:39

in the seventh grade when I wrote that letter.

25:41

There's a certain beauty to just remaining on

25:44

the same flight. Baby,

25:47

good job man, way to go. Yeah.

25:48

I haven't grown

25:51

at all, just even in my musical

25:54

taste because my like top.

25:56

We looked this up the other day Spotify Spotify

25:59

raps.

26:00

Which shout out to everybody who was

26:03

your number one podcast was this is Important.

26:05

That's that was That was

26:07

big time.

26:08

That was.

26:11

Oh here's the photo of me and Antonio Brown. I don't

26:13

know if you can see that, but it got smaller.

26:16

Guys, take a picture. You can zoom in later.

26:18

Yeah, just take a photo of that, because there's

26:20

me and the

26:23

best of friends. It'll be funny.

26:25

He's he's probably here, but go

26:28

ahead.

26:29

Yeah, no, I I

26:31

took a week. My number one

26:33

was Blink Lens

26:36

Go, then Beastie Boys, I

26:39

meant, then

26:41

Rage against the Machine, the

26:44

Machine, then Green Day

26:46

and then the Pixies.

26:47

I have not grown.

26:50

I'm kind of proud of the Pixies. That's

26:52

a good vibe. I'm into that.

26:53

Yeah.

26:54

Thanks, was pretty far

26:56

down there was it purely just from

26:59

fight Club. It was just at one song again

27:01

closing credits like this,

27:05

what was your top five?

27:06

Kyle? Oh? Mine? Mine were all

27:08

like French No, No, I want you to read

27:11

it, Kyle, top

27:13

five and it was like you

27:16

live on another planet. The bands

27:18

they were just weird instruments you think you've

27:20

heard of. Yeah, they were like.

27:22

Number one is real?

27:24

Number one artist was a Theoreman. Where

27:28

the is it? Oh?

27:30

I must have lost it? What's

27:33

a belly heart? No, dude, this is perfect

27:35

for me though. But my top artist. Number

27:37

one is a French guy

27:40

named Lonely in the Rain.

27:43

Oh wait, that's his that's

27:45

his government names

27:47

his number one artist for the year.

27:49

Yeah.

27:50

That means when he listens to music,

27:53

he's listening to the Lonely in the

27:56

Rain.

27:56

Due you listen to

27:58

twenty thousand hours of Lonely in

28:00

the Rain.

28:02

How are you good? But I don't

28:05

reach out, I'm not okay, I'm dealing

28:07

with some ship. I'm a phone call.

28:09

Also, you haven't grown either, because you've

28:12

always been a kid show.

28:14

If it's ding outside, you're out there like mad

28:17

skateboarding, be like epic

28:20

in the rain. You know what gets me?

28:22

Like and then hey, Ali's this high

28:25

off the ground and then falls and then eats

28:27

ship in the rain. Yeah, number

28:29

two, let's go down. Your still

28:32

bucking the system by not wearing shoes on

28:34

stage. Yeah, fucking

28:36

disaster, my guy. Yeah, there's

28:38

no shoes around

28:41

here. They're here, I have them here.

28:43

I did enter the stage with fucking shoes,

28:45

but I got hot, okay, okay,

28:47

a little bit too toasty.

28:49

Yeah. Number two. Number two is

28:52

an artist called plume.

28:54

Okay, all right, big roar from

28:57

the.

28:57

Crowd by way number three

29:00

in their minds over you're not going to know me

29:02

in the rain and Plume.

29:04

And then there's another French guy named mister

29:06

Tulmond. Do

29:09

you seek quick

29:12

question? Do you speak French?

29:14

No?

29:14

Okay, go ahead French though?

29:17

Right? Well, he sings a song. His song is

29:19

a song called Sunny Day. I like

29:21

that.

29:22

No, that's Sesame Street.

29:24

Oh right, this is my kid's top

29:26

artists.

29:26

Yeah.

29:28

And then another band called Trinix,

29:31

and then number five is Tea Mid So

29:33

nobody knows. I'm on another planet.

29:35

I already started this with the same ship. I'm

29:37

on another planet. But

29:40

I'm happy over here. I'm happy for you.

29:42

I'm happy for you. You found, you found what you like?

29:45

Yeah, dude, I do I do with my ears?

29:47

Like?

29:47

What time is it? How much time are we going to sit here? Remember

29:50

when we talked about bringing that bullying we're

29:52

doing. You don't just talk about

29:54

it.

29:54

We do it.

29:55

We're doing it, and honestly, it helps

29:57

me consider what I'm doing. That's

30:00

it does? That's okay?

30:02

Tom?

30:02

Do you want me to play the number one song

30:04

by Lonely in the.

30:05

Rain, I would like to hear it.

30:07

Let's let's

30:09

let's see what kind of tip Kyle's

30:12

rips. Oh

30:15

yeah, so this is music you drink

30:17

off?

30:17

Dude. Yeah, this is Kyle. This is Kyle

30:19

like doing reverse gram Dude.

30:23

I love this. It just makes me happy,

30:26

like I'm rubbing the top, Kyle.

30:29

It's your turn to take the kids to school.

30:31

I'm coming, yes,

30:34

but this is you can even maybe

30:36

bend your dick in your own butthole nice

30:39

and just trying to sit with it for a little.

30:41

This is the kind of ship I want to break dance to.

30:43

This feels like this set

30:45

and was that it can you go to like the middle of the song just

30:48

to get like a little It is the.

30:50

Exact same thing ethereal

30:53

oh way way,

30:57

oh I take it back,

31:00

I do it so they break it.

31:01

Oh Jesus, oh Ship, here

31:04

we go.

31:04

Oh yeah, here

31:06

we go.

31:09

Oh yeah?

31:11

Oh are

31:15

you okay?

31:16

Are you okay? Oh my god, oh

31:19

my.

31:19

God, oh shit,

31:22

oh Ship, yeah,

31:28

oh yes.

31:32

Yeah, oh

31:34

my god, oh holy

31:38

holy answer. Dude. I

31:40

love that so much.

31:41

That's like when like a little kid is like

31:44

their parents are penitentialm and they're like, mom,

31:46

watched.

31:47

It yeah, watch this, watch

31:49

this, but we have

31:51

to honestly do the slide. Yeah,

31:55

that hurt. The slide on my knees.

31:57

My five year old son, he told me that

32:00

that's actually really impressive. How are you watching

32:02

you do that? My pants up?

32:05

You just can slid on your knees

32:07

like a five year old.

32:08

The fucking streaks, Bro, Kyle relaxed.

32:10

Just call Bona bos

32:12

and you'll get another pair. There

32:15

are there's a layer of Kyle's knee

32:17

right here. But wait, this

32:21

is Kyle's Yep, that's Kyle.

32:24

Take a picture. Well, we'll post that later on

32:26

the socials.

32:28

Wow, watching you do that, it

32:30

reminds me that, like when I'm working

32:32

out and doing like actual exercise.

32:35

And I do like a pull up, you look like, by

32:38

the way, he looks great. When is my last

32:40

pull up? When's my last pull up gonna

32:43

happen?

32:43

Oh? Like you're saying, like due to age

32:46

or like your arms.

32:46

Come because at a certain point you

32:49

can't Well, Kyle, Kyle's happened

32:51

in two thousand and.

32:52

Seven, when I'm kind of rough, I can't

32:54

do it. I tried it at your house. I remember before

32:57

we did the Irvine Show. I remember we

32:59

got pretty young, but I would not

33:01

consider that my last pull up. I would

33:03

consider that pull up bar to be a bully to

33:05

me, and now I need to work harder.

33:08

That's why you fit so well

33:10

on today's society, where

33:12

you blame the pull up bar, not

33:15

the fact that you can't do a pull up right.

33:17

Well, So bring back

33:20

bully, That's what I'm saying. I didn't

33:22

blame anything. It's all me, bro.

33:24

Everyone here to I leave this place and

33:27

go bully someone. It's like fight club, Go pick

33:29

a fight, dude.

33:30

We're in New York. They literally do that all

33:32

the time.

33:33

Other like that's true. Yeah, they're like, hey,

33:35

you don't have to worry about us.

33:36

New York stays New York. Like I saw a dude

33:39

today come from like around a block to

33:41

like one of the stands where they just sell like gum

33:44

and hot.

33:44

Dogs or whatever. That's a hot dogs dance, y y

33:46

y Yeah, pretty famous and

33:49

you just.

33:49

Came from all the way down the streets like you

33:52

owe me four dollars?

33:55

Okay?

33:55

Yeah, And that wasn't just like he paid

33:57

earlier. I think this was from like last week.

34:01

I was like, holy shit, how's this gonna end?

34:03

I kind of just like stood in the back.

34:04

Yeah, you walked away, but you turned to see it was still

34:07

happening. And the guy was like, yeah,

34:10

you're like that just went south.

34:12

Was literally, dude, no matter what, when you're

34:14

in New York, people are having It's usually

34:16

on their phone, but like the most serious

34:18

conversation.

34:19

Yeah, have you guys seen a girl crying yet?

34:22

No?

34:22

No, every time I go to New York's has

34:24

so many videos on his phone of girls crying.

34:27

That's kind of what he that's an Instagram

34:29

algorithm. It's just women crying.

34:31

But like New York is a unique

34:33

place where like kind of everything is out happening

34:35

in the open, and like, yeah, you always

34:37

see a girl just leaning up against a

34:39

building, like sobbing

34:42

fully crying in La the

34:44

seat is reclined in the car and it

34:46

happens there.

34:47

Yeah, when

34:49

they're done, they come back up.

34:51

And dude, I was at Starbucks

34:54

this morning and there was a night on the phone

34:56

and she like the music was kind of loud, so she was

34:58

speaking loudly. But also she from New York,

35:00

so she was speaking loudly.

35:03

She's like, how loud, dude, how loud?

35:04

She's like, I don't know. I just feel

35:06

like you've been being real shady

35:09

to me lately, real shady.

35:11

And then she like, wait, and this.

35:13

Was your doing the exact voice.

35:15

Yeah, and it sounds exactly like your voice.

35:18

It was me talking to my mom. She

35:20

said, she sat, she wait, she listened,

35:23

and then she's like, are

35:26

you being dead ass? And

35:31

she says, are you being

35:33

dead ass? She's

35:35

like, all right, I gotta go. My coffee's ready,

35:38

dude. And I was like, I heard my first

35:40

dead ass in the wild.

35:41

Yes, I know what's crazy. I was

35:44

watching it was like the Complex?

35:46

Was it complex? Where they say like, uh, goat?

35:49

It's like goat talk between two celebrities and

35:52

our favorite, our favorite person, Ice

35:54

Spice was on it.

35:55

Yes, o Ice.

35:57

Spice, who

36:00

that is? They were like, what's your favorite slang?

36:02

And she goes, oh, I gotta go like way

36:05

old school dead ass

36:09

and that's way old school.

36:10

Well she's.

36:13

Old, but like

36:15

that's crazy. That's dead ass to me. Yeah,

36:18

that's I don't think that works. Yeah, dead

36:20

ass? Dead ass is serious?

36:24

Are you being dead ass?

36:25

Serious? And then you cut out the serious

36:27

and it's.

36:28

After you've hit him with the defibrillator

36:31

and shove your fucking fist off their ass.

36:33

It's dead ass. They're dead ass, dead

36:36

assay Urban

36:43

dictionary. H Hey Isaac,

36:45

Okay, is it possible, guys.

36:49

Yeah, we're gonna need to tap the rockies, Isaac.

36:53

Isaac's coming out here.

36:54

You know what to take a shirt

36:56

off, Isaac. We're

37:04

in New York City. Yes,

37:09

he showed his nipples. Hey, you

37:14

better show these naps he showed.

37:18

This is.

37:29

He showed.

37:31

I don't realize how wild people were gonna

37:33

get to see somebody's titties. This

37:36

is the same kind of makes

37:38

me want to show mine.

37:41

Like this idea, this

37:43

idea, you have some nasty dudes and our hold

37:48

on, you got some nasty dude.

37:50

God, Hey, Todd, would

37:53

you mind playing me something real nasty

37:55

in this motherfucker?

37:57

What's happening? This

37:59

will for the people on top.

38:04

I'm kind of a nasty dude. I

38:06

like it when a girl sucks all my chits.

38:08

I'm kind of a nasty dude. I

38:10

like it when a girl sucks all my tits. I'm

38:12

kind of a nasty dude. I like

38:15

it when a girl sucks all my tits. I'm kind

38:17

of a nasty dude. I like when

38:19

a girl sucks all my tits.

38:20

You one kind of a nasty dude. I

38:23

like it when a girl sucks all my tits. I'm

38:25

kind of a nasty dude. I like

38:27

it when a girl sucks all my tits.

38:29

Uh, the tits,

38:32

stits, those

38:35

tits, tits.

38:37

Look I'm kind of a nasty dude.

38:39

I like it when a girl sucks all my tits.

38:41

I'm kind of a nasty dude. I

38:44

like it when a girl sucks all my tits.

38:46

Oh, oh

38:49

titties, Oh titties,

38:52

oh tittes.

38:54

I'm kind of a nasty dude.

38:56

I like it when a girl sucks all my tips.

38:58

I'm kind of a nasty dude.

39:00

I like i when a girl suck song my kids,

39:02

I'd kind of a nasty dude, want

39:05

to suck song like So, I'm kind of a

39:07

nasty dube.

39:09

S Oh,

39:21

I'm kind of a nasty dude. I liked

39:23

it when that girl sucked on my test. Damn yeh.

39:27

Yo, hot hot,

39:29

hot, hot, hot hote. Those are

39:31

so good. Look at them? Hang you

39:34

guys, how much weight is on those?

39:36

They are about eighty five pounds?

39:39

Can I may I jiggle your

39:41

absolutely? Yeah,

39:43

this is like a fucking wait a second, a

39:46

weight vest. Don't help me flip this cushion

39:49

over? It choked.

39:53

Hey, this is the first time

39:55

I've done this before.

39:56

Yeah, right right, I don't believe

39:59

you. Wow, that felt like,

40:01

uh, homie,

40:04

homie death

40:08

by Hey, let's just get rid of these guys.

40:10

Come on, this is so stupid, homie.

40:14

Why why do you own those.

40:17

For the show?

40:18

Adam? What are you talking about to get a deal?

40:20

Was it two for one?

40:22

It was?

40:23

Hey, I'll give those.

40:24

Points, yes, but yeah, yeah,

40:26

she really, she really went after.

40:28

Your holy ship. You supped on my titty

40:30

so long?

40:31

Yeah, he's now we did

40:33

that. Well.

40:34

What was cool is I

40:36

saw people, I saw legitimate

40:39

a lot of people knowing that song we.

40:42

Might have a hit.

40:43

Maybe, Bro, we knew it was a hit from

40:45

the moment we recorded that though.

40:47

Hey, maybe we could collab was lonely

40:49

in the rain.

40:53

I bet you could.

40:53

I bet it's some guy named Jeff who's

40:56

like I would love literally

40:58

caught your right.

41:00

You're the only one who listens.

41:02

Yeah, I'm in the top zero point one percent of your

41:04

listeners, Bro, what's going on?

41:07

Like Kyle, you finally called I was waiting for

41:09

you to reach out.

41:10

I'm trying to figure out how to say that in French. But just

41:12

sweet nasty

41:16

dude. Yeah, like

41:19

it when a girl sucks on my tits?

41:21

What is what is just swim in? I

41:23

am okay, not Jim Appel, Like

41:26

I'm I am nasty Jim a

41:28

nasty dude pel or something like that. You

41:30

put it in the center.

41:32

I was legit afraid because I

41:34

purchased the set of titties

41:38

online in LA, but I was scared

41:40

to.

41:40

Bring them on the line in LA. You

41:43

were scared to what?

41:44

Well?

41:44

I When I was packing them in my bag,

41:46

I'm like, I'm about to get flagged on some

41:48

weird terrorist ship.

41:49

Yeah that's a lot of silicone. Oh

41:52

maybe now whoa maybe? Oh

41:54

no he didn't. That's right, Yeah,

41:57

maybe maybe, But finish

42:03

show yours. The best

42:05

part about tonight is this is the big theater.

42:07

It's a beautiful theater. iHeart

42:10

Radio. We're part of iHeart Radio. And

42:13

uh they like heads of iHeart

42:15

Radio came to the show, didn't. Yeah,

42:19

we're coming to the show and we're like our show.

42:22

When we say we're part of iHeart Radio, we're

42:24

the taint.

42:25

Yeah. Yeah, that's the part we

42:27

are the of iHeart.

42:38

You.

42:39

You're kind of a nasty dude, sure,

42:41

yeah, are

42:44

you still nasty because you made that song

42:46

quite a while ago and you were kind of nasty.

42:48

Are you nastier? Are you less nasty?

42:50

They're less nasty?

42:51

To be fair, That's kind of why I got

42:53

the fake titties because we did that song

42:55

like two other times, and and I would just show

42:58

my titties and I'd be like, yo, comes, fuck titties.

43:00

And then I when a

43:03

stranger would suck my titties,

43:05

I started doing you get rock hard. I'm

43:07

like, I hope my girlfriend doesn't find out and

43:09

break up with me immediately.

43:11

All of a sudden, your pants go right.

43:14

So I'm enjoying this too much.

43:17

Yeah, I'm partially kind of still

43:20

nasty, dude. I don't like it when a stranger

43:22

girl sucks on my tits.

43:24

Well, I would say that if

43:26

a girl were to suck on my tits, your

43:28

boobs are huge.

43:29

Hey, can we get a spotlight on Adam. Let's

43:32

let him take this one for a while.

43:33

Walk.

43:34

No, let's let's get a course light. Spotlight

43:36

on Adam real quick.

43:39

It's not it's not that's

43:41

fine, they they're not they're up

43:43

they're smoking cigarette. So the spotlight person, what

43:45

do I need to come up there? But they're just chained

43:47

slucking SIGs. It's fine.

43:49

I don't need it.

43:50

If if a girl sucks on my tits,

43:52

that does nothing for me. Dude, what do you

43:54

mean I take you?

43:56

Oh there we go? Yeah there it is great.

43:59

Well you got you gotta turn us down.

44:02

Turn the rest of that, turn it around, the stage down,

44:04

please and let this man speak.

44:06

Thank you, and now

44:08

we freeze.

44:10

A girl.

44:12

Spoken word. Itp a girl word

44:15

to suck it on

44:18

my tentacles. It

44:22

doesn't do anything for me.

44:26

What does it do for you? This

44:28

is a monologue, sir, It

44:32

doesn't do it sounds good, it doesn't do anything

44:34

for me.

44:35

Your booms are cute, honestly, dude, you

44:37

should let me try. Oh

44:40

whoa, no, no, not

44:45

now, not

44:47

now, dude,

44:50

that's so tired.

44:52

I'm not into that. That

44:55

is so what do you want me to do? That's

44:57

like that's like manogram ready,

44:59

whoa? This is getting to be like fucking that's

45:03

plack up. Hey, can I just say something? I

45:05

hear I hear you, guys. I hear you, guys,

45:07

there's why didn't you say it then?

45:09

Dog? Yeah, that's that's good. And to be fair,

45:11

I hear you guys, but why

45:17

do you say why do you get for

45:19

Connolly in the labyrinth? You have no

45:22

power over me?

45:24

Yes, yeah, but also

45:27

that's kind of bitch man, because you literally

45:30

just said I'll suck your tins and

45:32

then I didn't.

45:32

You didn't literally say that. I said you should

45:35

let me try, okay, and then I was

45:37

like, okay, he didn't say now on

45:39

my time?

45:40

All right.

45:42

I do believe that if titty sucking

45:44

is you want to, you want to do it in private.

45:46

I'm obviously yeah, it's

45:48

me you Antonio.

45:50

Brownmie

45:52

with the tube light, and I'm

45:55

forget about I'm

45:58

concerned about your nipples though them,

46:00

because for that to not be in a rog

46:02

in his zone, I don't think they're big enough for

46:04

it to like really pop.

46:05

What's going on? How do you have nothing when

46:07

somebody like we're to lick or suck your tits?

46:10

You have no feeling?

46:12

Well?

46:12

No might? I mean no?

46:14

Because I'm not a woman. I

46:16

think women have more

46:18

advanced nipple technology. That's very

46:22

fair and very Adam Well said.

46:25

I was like, that works

46:27

yeah, then technology

46:30

is through the roof. Men have much

46:33

dumber tech right there, the analogue.

46:36

I think I saw that in a Skims commercial

46:38

where they're like women's breast

46:40

advanced technologies really

46:44

crushes their boobs together to make it look

46:46

good.

46:47

You think you saw that?

46:47

Wait?

46:48

I think, so what is skims? What the

46:50

skims?

46:51

Skims? That's like Kim Kardashian's

46:53

fucking I think the NBA wears them now.

46:55

It's like it's like body suits.

46:58

It wears its sponsors women's

47:00

bra it's the official shapewear of the NBA.

47:04

Shapewear.

47:04

Yeah, it's spanks,

47:08

yes, kind of yeah.

47:09

But spanks are not yes, spanks

47:13

whatever, Who cares.

47:15

Basically, that one lady made a trillion

47:18

dollars on spanks, and Kim Kardashian was

47:20

like, I think if we just make them in brown,

47:22

we'll make hell of money too, And then

47:24

the.

47:24

Spanks lady was like, fuck, I

47:26

never made it in brown, damn it? What

47:29

made it in vericos fain white?

47:31

Fuck?

47:36

Yeah, I didn't know. And why did the

47:38

NBA players wear them? I don't know.

47:40

Because now it's available and because

47:42

they're lown, they're like they're like we're right,

47:45

we're fat, right.

47:47

I think it was from when like dudes were dunking

47:49

on dudes and their nuts were just in there on

47:51

their forehead. They're like, let's let's

47:53

suck that up a little bit.

47:55

Isn't you want the other guy

47:57

to do that? You don't want to do that. You want to flop

48:00

your nuts right on forehead?

48:02

Are you like the guy who like doesn't

48:04

shower before the wrestling match to

48:06

use that as like part of your advantage.

48:08

That's a fantastic tactic.

48:09

I never was a wrestler,

48:12

but I mean, like in your mind if you did, if your legs

48:14

actually worked and you could do.

48:15

Anything with the legs that you lost.

48:18

You know, I'm just being.

48:19

Straightforward alone blone

48:22

because anything would you not shower?

48:26

Uh?

48:26

I mean yeah? Would that would? I would? I win?

48:28

Then it sucks if you're

48:30

in a call by a funky ass dude

48:33

as opposed to a dude who's like fully brooded

48:35

out.

48:36

Like you're kind of like I could live here for a little bit. I see.

48:38

That's the difference between us who get started the penis

48:40

right, or we can scream who gives a fuck? And see who

48:42

means it?

48:43

I I think I would rather have bo

48:46

than too much cologne. Right, too

48:48

much cologne drives me fucking crazy.

48:50

Too much clones rough, So that would be your tactic.

48:53

Yeah, I mouse myself in

48:55

cool water, right, But then a backfires

48:57

because cool water wasn't is an aphrodisia

49:00

act, right, and he just can't help himself.

49:02

He just starts fucking right, and then

49:04

they're like negative points.

49:06

I don't know, I think.

49:08

I mean, technically, yes, you pinned

49:10

him, but you also entered

49:13

him.

49:14

You can get up now. Yeah,

49:17

I don't know how many points do you get for that.

49:19

What I really want to see is like this

49:21

year's Slam Dunk contest, whoever's

49:24

in it, they're like, oh, shiit, what's he doing?

49:26

Ah, he's taking the skims off, dude,

49:30

Yeah, dude. And then it's just some dude

49:32

just dropping his nuts on another man.

49:36

Cool.

49:37

That's what I really want to see.

49:38

I want to see you you want your

49:40

dick to hit someone in the face when you dunk?

49:43

Well? To me?

49:44

To me, I'm like, it's not enough, not

49:46

enough to make a whole line specifically

49:48

geared towards NBA players just squash

49:51

their nuts against their thighs.

49:53

I'm like boxer shorts can do that, boxer

49:56

shorts or boxer brief. You

49:59

said boxer shorts and you were wrong. I did

50:01

say that.

50:02

He was wrong.

50:02

He said the wrong thing.

50:03

He did say the wrong things.

50:08

Hey, you know what, and I'm you know what, that's

50:10

fine because I'm all about bringing bullying back.

50:12

We don't let shits live.

50:14

And I think it's okay if you miss

50:16

so if you if your friend misspeaks,

50:19

you're allowed to bring that back around

50:22

for eternity.

50:23

Oh yeah, forever dude at

50:26

his funeral and ship be like he was a good

50:28

guy. Couldn't speak the fucking

50:30

English language though he

50:32

was trying.

50:33

He said new York. He said

50:35

new York once he said Newark. Oh

50:37

yeah, remember how mad because

50:41

I guess it's Nork.

50:44

Like someone said it's Nork and I was like, you're

50:46

a fucking Nork. No, dude, bully

50:48

asha, Bullying's back. Yeah, like

50:50

you're a fucking Nork.

50:52

Dude. Don't don't smell what's.

50:54

In my pockets now, I know though I will. No,

50:57

I think it's it's u. If

50:59

you're educated, it's

51:01

Newark. And if you're

51:03

a fucking moron like us, it's

51:07

Nork.

51:08

Right, that's

51:10

right. Yeah, I think that's right. I

51:17

love that. That was the the uh

51:22

sauce.

51:22

Yes, I had to look

51:24

I had to look for you for help for with that.

51:26

I was like, it was paste sauce.

51:30

They say get a rope at

51:33

the end of that commercials somebody died. Yeah,

51:36

what New York explained

51:38

that to me.

51:38

The commercial was this UH

51:41

paste is made in like San Antonio,

51:44

and they're like, oh, we like San Antonio.

51:46

That's fucking great, that's perfect. And

51:49

then he looks at the

51:52

label and he says.

51:53

What the fuck this stuff's made

51:55

in New York City, New

51:58

York.

52:00

And then they say get a rope to

52:03

string the dude up to kill

52:05

them, which I feel like is maybe

52:07

an overreaction.

52:09

I would say that's a little bit of an overreaction.

52:11

And also I love the marketing because

52:13

you know, there's a marketing call and they're

52:15

like and we're gonna kill them.

52:16

At the end, I he's gonna say

52:19

load the shotgun and they're.

52:20

Like, whoa heads a shotgun

52:23

and they're like revolver and they're like, maybe

52:26

we get off guns and they're like, sharpen

52:29

the knife and they're like, well, now they're visualizing

52:31

someone being stabbed to dead sharp

52:34

knife and they're like, how about get a

52:36

rope and you're like, I guess we could hang them.

52:39

That's not offensive to anyone by

52:44

that.

52:44

Yeah, it's in the eighties. And they're like, great, let's go

52:46

do a bunch of coke.

52:47

Yeah, all right, cool coke tar and

52:50

by the way o'clock somewhere for sure

52:52

the dude's making the commercial were from fucking

52:54

Madison Avenue.

52:59

Did I I remember the first he said? I liked?

53:01

Also, yeah, me too. I

53:03

remember the first time I ever came

53:05

to New York City. I was like a big deal for

53:07

me because when I was eighteen, I was like, am I

53:09

going to move to LA or New York? Because my dream

53:12

was to always be on SNL veiled

53:14

and uh yeah, they

53:17

will not return my calls.

53:20

So I wanted to be on in SNL.

53:22

So I was like, maybe I moved to New York.

53:24

And then my dad ran into someone at

53:26

a at a hotel

53:29

lobby and they were like, oh, yeah, it's like three thousand

53:31

dollars for a one bedterm apartment in New York And my Dad's.

53:33

Like, you're moving to lay So

53:36

then I moved there.

53:37

But then when I got a live at Gotham,

53:39

which was the stand up show for Comedy

53:41

Central, and it was the first time I was going to be flown

53:43

out to New York. I was like, Mom, Dad, I want you to come

53:45

out to New York. It'll be our first time all

53:48

of us in New York City. It'll be incredible.

53:50

And my dad goes, fuck that,

53:53

Jesus, and I'm like what And he

53:55

goes, I never want to go to New

53:58

York and I'm like, what are you talking

54:00

about? And he goes too many people, I

54:02

don't like it, and I'm like all

54:05

right. And then I found out years later

54:07

it was just because he had a fishing trip planned.

54:09

Oh what, yeah, it's important.

54:11

He was gonna go on a fishing trip

54:14

with his friend Scotti. The body, Oh we know the

54:16

body. We found the body.

54:17

Yeah, you know the body, and uh.

54:20

He like just didn't want to reschedule all the fishing

54:22

trips, so he made a huge stink about like

54:24

I hate New York. All

54:26

the subways in the and

54:28

the people. And there's good food, yeah,

54:32

good food, fun places to hang out.

54:34

Easy to get around, super walkable,

54:36

fuck that. Fuck that. Fuck

54:40

really good pizza and Italian

54:42

food, not for me. I always

54:45

hated Italian food. Dad, it's your favorite

54:47

food.

54:48

Fuck's subway

54:50

meatball sandwiches or nothing.

54:55

I bet they don't have good steaks in

54:57

New York City, Dad, they have the best restaurants

55:00

in the world in New York City.

55:01

Doubt it. Yeah, Fuck, that also

55:04

is a York I

55:07

don't know that that's actually fair, no

55:09

doubt.

55:09

I'm just gonna be on TV for the first time in my life,

55:11

and uh, maybe this might be the last time.

55:14

I have no idea. Don't give me started on TV.

55:17

I'll TV.

55:17

Oh it, fuck that, I'll

55:20

TiVo with the TVO that you bought me.

55:22

With the money that you're earning from.

55:24

This, I'd

55:27

rather go fishing. Fuck. Oh

55:30

what out

55:32

in mean? JK that it's

55:34

important?

55:35

Br And then,

55:37

by the way, now he denies that story all

55:41

all day. He came and visited me when I was shooting,

55:43

and he has a huge apartment on fifty I

55:46

don't even know if that's she came to visit me when

55:48

I was shooting. That isn't a romantic

55:50

movie. He came to visit and he was

55:53

like, tell you what, New

55:55

York's pretty damn fun.

55:57

Oh, my god, for sure, your

55:59

dad loves it. He's like, he's like this

56:01

police rips. That's his

56:03

new thing.

56:04

He learned rip about five years

56:06

ago and now everything rips.

56:09

Yeah, he

56:11

was like, hey, you dead ass

56:14

it rips. Your

56:16

dad's saying dead ass is good. That would

56:19

be great. That would be fantastic, dead

56:21

ass. It would it really would as

56:24

to me, it would be dead ass. Honestly

56:28

to you it would be dead ass.

56:29

It is.

56:30

Yeah, that is cool that he likes it. Now Blake hates

56:32

it and wouldn't shut up about that. Backstage,

56:35

so he starts pandering about how cool New

56:37

York is and how's the greatest thing was

56:39

the first.

56:40

Time that you came to New York? Blake?

56:41

Was it?

56:42

Were we all together?

56:43

Uh?

56:44

Yeah?

56:44

It was probably on some central.

56:46

Dude, do you remember what didn't we go to the first time

56:49

when we went to SNL, that was the first time we

56:51

care.

56:52

Jillian was.

56:55

No, Jillian was a writer.

56:57

On SNL and Michael

56:59

Yeah, and we all went to her apartment and

57:01

stayed in her apartment that week.

57:04

Jillian Bell and uh, and it's

57:06

like after right after season one, I think film

57:09

season one hadn't aired yet.

57:11

I believe so we before

57:14

season one because we weren't sure if she was

57:16

gonna be able to shoot Workaholics

57:19

that's right, and our number two would have

57:21

been Rebel Wilson. Rebel was we

57:24

were gonna go out to Rebel if it wasn't going

57:26

to be Jillian, but obviously fuck her. Sure,

57:30

but Jillian, uh, she

57:33

was writing for SNL and we

57:35

were like, we wouldn't be able to get her, and

57:37

we came and we visited, and that's when I almost got in

57:40

a fistfight with Andy Samberg.

57:41

Oh yeah, because we went to the after party.

57:43

We go to this after party and Jillian goes,

57:46

hey, let me introduce you to the Lonely Island guys,

57:48

and we were all fans. I'm like, okay, cool, and

57:50

she goes, which across a busy table

57:52

and she goes.

57:53

Adam, this is my friend Andy,

57:55

Andy, this is Adam, and she goes, I'm

57:57

gonna go get us drinks and she leaves and.

58:00

I go, Andy, nice to meet

58:02

you. I'm at him and he goes, no,

58:06

my name's Andy, not Adam.

58:09

And I go, I know, I'm

58:12

Adam. Nice to meet you, and

58:15

he goes.

58:16

I'm not at him.

58:18

I'm Andy. Nice. To meet

58:20

you, and I go, I'm

58:24

at and this

58:27

is what it's like being friends with Adam. It goes

58:29

for so

58:32

quick.

58:33

Lord Michaels is at the bar, like, oh fuck,

58:36

it's the guy who keeps guy

58:38

keeps calling.

58:40

I thought we got rid of him years ago,

58:43

but that was your guy's first time.

58:45

And I believe we like really

58:47

milks the SNL after party and stayed

58:49

until stayed until like the sun came up, and

58:52

went to like I don't know a place

58:55

to watch the sun rise.

58:56

We were like in Central Partner and

58:58

there was bikers. There was a whole bunch of biker

59:01

drink.

59:02

What's the likely milk the cola with

59:04

like milk in it or some ship diet

59:07

coke?

59:08

Yeah, coke? What are you talking about?

59:10

What it's a it's like milk or

59:13

cream egg

59:15

cream that ship right, that's

59:17

the thing, right Am? I fucking tripping right now.

59:20

I've never had coke with milk on

59:22

purpose.

59:23

Maybe somebody was punking me because they

59:25

could tell something else from California.

59:27

I'll figure it out. I'll text you guys later.

59:30

Horatio Sands was like drink a

59:32

coke with milk. Rachel

59:37

Dratch popped out of nowhere.

59:39

You've been dratted.

59:41

No, I've been to New York

59:43

a lot of times.

59:44

Now.

59:44

I love New York. I really do funk

59:46

what they're saying.

59:47

But New York.

59:50

Tonight, I I did something

59:53

I never thought i'd do. Yeah,

59:55

I did a bunch of cocaine and here the

59:58

first time more fake is Road

1:00:02

the fucking subway we did.

1:00:05

We wrote big step for Blake.

1:00:09

Yeah, I don't know. I had a

1:00:11

great fear of the subway and it was it's

1:00:14

pretty regular. Yeah it was cool.

1:00:15

Yeah, yeah, it was super chill, very fast.

1:00:18

About your first experience, though, is the subway

1:00:20

dancers didn't pop out?

1:00:22

Yeah?

1:00:22

It was like I was waiting for some because I wanted

1:00:24

to get stabbed or performance anything.

1:00:27

Dude, because I also not being from

1:00:29

New York and really only coming like maybe once or

1:00:31

twice a year only, I

1:00:37

love going. I love taking the subway and

1:00:40

watching like these kids like fucking

1:00:42

put a speaker down and then flips

1:00:47

and watching The best part isn't even

1:00:49

because they're like perfectly fine dancers. They're doing

1:00:52

an okay job, but then watching the people

1:00:54

that are just like on their

1:00:56

phone, like like right

1:00:59

they at it, or

1:01:01

just like reading a book and not even bothered

1:01:04

a little bit by these like thirteen

1:01:06

year old popping and locking and what

1:01:08

are they doing?

1:01:09

Why are they doing that on the subway just as a pastime

1:01:11

or is it because they have a captive audience?

1:01:13

What's going on? I think it's money money?

1:01:15

What the fuck are you talking like?

1:01:16

Oh?

1:01:16

Oh right, yeah? Those

1:01:19

things in life so really cool.

1:01:21

One where like a dude was dressed as Spider

1:01:23

Man and then he like hung upside down, hung

1:01:26

on the bars, and then like he kissed his boyfriend.

1:01:28

It was fucking cool.

1:01:29

Dude, Wait, when did

1:01:31

you see that the other time you were in the subway

1:01:33

or never?

1:01:34

Because you made that up about Instagram at

1:01:36

this point, you know what, he's on the internet.

1:01:38

You just reminded me I saw something similar.

1:01:41

It was the exact same thing, but the guy wasn't dressed

1:01:43

as Spider Man.

1:01:44

He just hung upside down and kissed his

1:01:46

boyfriend.

1:01:47

That's fucking cool. The subway is cool.

1:01:49

I'm taking it everywhere.

1:01:50

Yeah, all right, you can't.

1:01:53

It only goes to certain places, Oh does it?

1:01:55

I don't know how it works at all. Yeah, it

1:01:57

kind of has to go where it goes, and then you get

1:01:59

off.

1:02:00

Yeah, what is your like, what is

1:02:02

your like touchstone? What's your reference

1:02:04

for subway? Not the sandwiches, but like,

1:02:07

yeah, the movies or TV like

1:02:09

mine, mine is ghost.

1:02:10

Yeah, it's definitely ghost. I was it's

1:02:13

no, it is ghost. That's

1:02:15

where like Patrick swayzee learns how

1:02:17

you can like kick the.

1:02:19

Can the can this

1:02:21

movie you've never seen ghost. You guys

1:02:23

keep telling me to see ghosts. I've never seen it ghost.

1:02:26

That's interesting. Yeah, that's interesting.

1:02:28

You've never seen dude.

1:02:29

That's that's the one where where he's he's

1:02:31

doing the Potter and and he's like, fucking the

1:02:33

pottery.

1:02:34

We know everyone knows the pottery,

1:02:37

haven't you watched it? But then the thing is that

1:02:39

I know the pottery and that's the only thing you're talking

1:02:41

about. So I'm like, I'm good to go.

1:02:43

Okay. Well, there's also this really cool scene

1:02:46

in the Subway where like there's an angry ghost

1:02:48

and he like pushes Patrick swayzey and he's like.

1:02:50

How did you do that?

1:02:51

And he's like you gotta get really

1:02:54

mad and then you can touch

1:02:56

ship yep.

1:02:59

And it was written that, well, yeah,

1:03:02

I'll just wait for the next Ghostbusters for

1:03:04

that.

1:03:05

Let me also Whoopy Goldbergs in it

1:03:07

and she kicks Foopy.

1:03:10

Dude.

1:03:11

There's a great scene where Whoopee is like the

1:03:13

ghost is going inside of her and she goes like what.

1:03:17

She does she does?

1:03:19

That was exactly right.

1:03:23

I think she was nominated for an Academy

1:03:25

Award for that movie. I'm not even fucking I like,

1:03:28

you could do it. She gets nominated. I do it?

1:03:32

Yeah, yeah, Rotten tomatoes.

1:03:35

Hey, as long as they're watching, you know what I mean? Should

1:03:45

we do some New York City topics?

1:03:52

Let's do it. Let's do it.

1:03:56

So this is a this is right up my alley.

1:03:58

Panera bread Oh yeah,

1:04:01

you guys with Panera pa

1:04:04

every once in a while.

1:04:06

What did we say the other day we were driving by some.

1:04:09

Town we were in Long Island.

1:04:11

I like, is valid?

1:04:14

No, we said, this town is panerifiedfied

1:04:17

penerified.

1:04:18

Good, we have fun points, no points.

1:04:21

It was so good, Like this place must

1:04:23

be legit they're panarified. Yeah, I

1:04:26

like it.

1:04:26

I'm giving them no point.

1:04:29

Panera Breads charged

1:04:32

lemonade charge charged

1:04:34

lemonadedude?

1:04:35

They have this lemonade. I gotta get

1:04:37

me some charge. Lemonade

1:04:39

blamed for a second death.

1:04:41

Oh, what wait, whoa,

1:04:46

that's.

1:04:47

Panarified if anything. Yeah, dude,

1:04:50

Panera bread.

1:04:50

They have this highly cafinated charge lemonade

1:04:53

and it's not blamed for the second death and there's

1:04:55

a lawsuit and it's a whole fucking thing.

1:04:57

This fucking psychopath r I p uh

1:05:00

uh you

1:05:08

know he's dead. He

1:05:10

drank three of these fucking things. I mean that

1:05:13

is kind of tight. Are they energy? Yeah,

1:05:15

lemonade? Yeah, so there there.

1:05:17

I guess there's like I read, yeah, at three

1:05:20

hundred and ninety milligrams of caffeine.

1:05:22

That's a lot. That's a lot. That's

1:05:24

way more than my pre workout lit af

1:05:27

is it.

1:05:28

Yeah, So a large cup contains more caffeine

1:05:30

than the equivalent of a standard cans

1:05:33

of Red Bull Monster Injury drinks combined,

1:05:35

plus the equivalent of nearly thirty

1:05:37

teaspoons of sugar.

1:05:39

Dude. Oh dude, this is sugar.

1:05:43

God dude.

1:05:44

This is how I don't want

1:05:46

to die with cocaine in my system,

1:05:49

because fentanyl that's a bitch ass strug.

1:05:53

I definitely want to die this way.

1:05:56

Yeah, yeah, because this is

1:05:58

the most Like

1:06:00

I never went through a goth phase or an emo

1:06:02

phase, but I went through a pop punk

1:06:05

chugging monster energy drinks

1:06:08

and putting a ton of la looks in my

1:06:10

hair.

1:06:11

That's cool.

1:06:11

So you just you want to die foaming

1:06:14

at the mouth at a Panera bread. Yeah cool,

1:06:16

that's no. No, no, I left a Panera bread.

1:06:18

Now I'm alone in my car listening to

1:06:20

music from my youth. Yeah, okay,

1:06:23

that's how I would like to know that.

1:06:24

You did see that. After those people died, they just

1:06:26

renamed the drink lemonades. You

1:06:30

saw that, right?

1:06:31

No?

1:06:31

I didn't. That's what they did, and

1:06:33

legally now they're fine. Yeah, so I

1:06:35

mean fucking absolutely crazy. Yeah,

1:06:38

that's nuts.

1:06:38

Are they taking it? Are they taking it out? I mean, well,

1:06:41

the thing is they it already murdered one

1:06:43

guy and they kept selling it, and this is

1:06:45

the second guy and then this absolute

1:06:48

psychopath rip

1:06:52

you like, dude, he

1:06:55

died.

1:06:56

I bet I could drink that much and not die. Yeah,

1:06:58

you gotta try, but all.

1:07:00

Go, dude, that's the next Instagram fucking

1:07:02

TikTok challenge.

1:07:04

But didn't you guys are putting tide pods inside

1:07:07

of it? Yeah?

1:07:08

Oh, people started dying from Chippotle,

1:07:11

Like, how long did it take for you to go back

1:07:14

people were dying from chippotle.

1:07:16

Yeah, remember they were like maybe just e coli. What

1:07:18

a bunch of people got sick all at once. I bet

1:07:20

I never stopped going.

1:07:23

Yeah that that was just a batch, right, that

1:07:25

was just a bad batch. This is like not

1:07:28

a batch. This is what's inside of it. This

1:07:30

is death choice.

1:07:31

This is the third ingredient is fentanyl?

1:07:33

Actually, good boy, now that I'm reading.

1:07:35

Wow, that's like when four locos

1:07:37

like change their recipe after like a

1:07:40

solid five years of going strong.

1:07:43

Yeah, and they're like, okay, now it's just three it's

1:07:45

three locos, three locos.

1:07:48

Yeah, Panera Bread is now a cult.

1:07:50

It sounds like that's what it is.

1:07:51

You got drink that kuba, let's get tattoos.

1:07:54

And also what's crazy about it is

1:07:56

it doesn't seem like Panera Bread

1:07:58

would be the one to leave the charge

1:08:01

on charge lemonade.

1:08:02

Yeah, par it is they live.

1:08:04

That's fucking weird.

1:08:05

It's not like you go to Panera Bread being like I want

1:08:08

to be hyped out of my fucking mind.

1:08:10

No, you go there for a bread ball, and like

1:08:12

you would think like.

1:08:13

Like seven to eleven would go like, hey, we're

1:08:15

gonna sell the craziest drink you can drink.

1:08:18

But their angles that they don't make coffee and

1:08:20

they don't want to buy a bunch of coffe machines, so they're just

1:08:22

going to serve people poison.

1:08:23

That's cool.

1:08:24

Oh, we already make lemonade.

1:08:26

Let's just hit that ship. And did

1:08:29

you read the quote, because that's what the CEO of Panera

1:08:31

Bread said.

1:08:33

Fuck coffee.

1:08:34

Hey guys, this quarterly meeting.

1:08:37

Stocks are up, so thankfully we hit

1:08:39

that ship. Back to work,

1:08:42

by the way, shout out to bread.

1:08:43

Balls, dude, Yeah, sour

1:08:45

dough.

1:08:46

Fuck Ever when you could just eat an

1:08:49

entire bread ball and it was normal

1:08:51

and you could like go be a part of society,

1:08:53

and now.

1:08:53

If you do that not good.

1:08:56

Yeah, it's like who's still eating

1:08:58

the taco show of the taco

1:09:00

salad? Like, dude, come on, chill out.

1:09:04

Meg bro. Everyone

1:09:07

to get so much better as it goes down

1:09:09

here. Hey, these are two very different things,

1:09:11

you idiots. Skinny you skinny

1:09:14

bitch.

1:09:14

Fuck you stop bullying

1:09:16

me, you fucking ask it's part of the campaign.

1:09:19

Okay, I'll take it. I'll take it all.

1:09:20

What a skinny bitch hit me with a blake?

1:09:27

So woman, who threw burrito bowl

1:09:29

at Chipotle worker. We're

1:09:33

on a good one, good one. Woman

1:09:35

who threw a burrito bowl at Chipotle

1:09:37

workers sentenced to work two

1:09:40

months in a fast food job.

1:09:42

Damn hard a time, dude,

1:09:44

What a cool What a cool sentence. That's a

1:09:46

sentence.

1:09:48

Like if you get caught selling drugs or like, okay,

1:09:50

well now you have to work at the dispensary.

1:09:52

Yeah for two

1:09:54

months?

1:09:55

What for?

1:09:56

P who a job that

1:09:58

was here?

1:09:59

No? That doesn't say no? Ohio,

1:10:02

woman, why do I steal a month in jail?

1:10:04

Oh?

1:10:04

A month in jail and must work at fast food

1:10:06

for two months after she attacked a Chipotle

1:10:09

worker. Well, I want to know, like how aggressive

1:10:11

was this attack? Because a month in jail for throwing

1:10:13

a burrito bowl?

1:10:15

Come on?

1:10:15

Yeah, I would prefer like I

1:10:18

want. And this is where bullying comes

1:10:20

in. I prefer the cop

1:10:22

to just punch me once in the mouth.

1:10:25

That's not bullying, Adam, that's just.

1:10:29

I would prefer a police assault that.

1:10:32

Hey, it's all good, he got his punch

1:10:34

in. This is I have a broken

1:10:36

nose and a missing tooth. I'll

1:10:38

get that fixed. But now I don't spend a month

1:10:41

in jail just because some Chipotle

1:10:43

worker was being a.

1:10:45

Spend in jail.

1:10:46

You're spending a month working

1:10:48

at fast food. I just read it, Kyle,

1:10:51

and your dumb ass just checked out.

1:10:54

Did I spun this way? You're

1:10:56

too excited to be in a spinning chair. I know, why

1:10:58

don't you go try and break ancy fucking idiot's

1:11:01

try.

1:11:01

No, she said, it's a month in jail and

1:11:04

must work in fast food for two months after

1:11:06

she attacked a Chipotle worker. The two months working

1:11:09

fast food kind of hilarious. It's hilarious

1:11:11

if you actually have a job and you have to be like, actually

1:11:13

have to. I

1:11:16

have to now go scoop black

1:11:19

beans into a burrito. Court

1:11:22

order, court order, court order.

1:11:24

You know, I'm a lawyer, but uh, I'm

1:11:27

a I'm a court ordered sandwich artist

1:11:29

right now.

1:11:30

I do like the idea that, like her joke every day

1:11:32

was like, I'd rather be back in jail. This is tough.

1:11:36

I'm kidding, this is fun. This is fun for me.

1:11:38

Uh, but I do see the potential for like a real Hollywood

1:11:41

movie if this was like a princess of some sort.

1:11:44

You know, she's like a princess and she's.

1:11:46

Like I'm starving pull over Salisbury,

1:11:49

who's like the name of the drivers.

1:11:51

And then she goes in and she's like, I don't want

1:11:53

this slop.

1:11:55

Now, I didn't order so Frietas,

1:11:57

you fucking idiots, right yep?

1:11:59

And as what are so Frizas?

1:12:02

It's like swine swine.

1:12:07

I don't know, idiots.

1:12:09

I thought.

1:12:09

I thought Blake has made up some ship. Like you

1:12:11

couldn't just say chicken is

1:12:14

funnier than chicken? Dude, Yeah, do you know comedy?

1:12:17

It's superd.

1:12:22

I like this.

1:12:23

So there's a princess who's now working at a burrito

1:12:26

place and the name of the movie is Kyle.

1:12:28

The name of the movie is less.

1:12:32

I don't know, it's

1:12:34

not, but is it? No, definitely

1:12:37

try again. Okay, it's not that it's

1:12:39

not that it's

1:12:42

the burrito princess. It's it's

1:12:45

better. I bet a studio hall would be like, we got

1:12:47

it. Yeah, I was really

1:12:50

trying to scooping beans

1:12:52

with a silver spoon. That's thea.

1:12:54

So that's like maybe like the tagline up

1:12:56

the top of the poster.

1:12:58

I was thinking something like Princess Diary. But

1:13:00

since it's diarrhea, that's

1:13:03

good.

1:13:04

That's diarrhea because

1:13:06

she can't. That's

1:13:10

good the Princess Diary. Yes,

1:13:14

either you have diarrhea or you don't. I'm

1:13:17

still by the way.

1:13:18

I know you're ready to move on, and you can, but in

1:13:20

my mind over here, I'm still trying to work like extra.

1:13:23

Walk like yeah, yeah,

1:13:26

if you find it, let us know.

1:13:29

Like is it Yeah, I keep

1:13:31

working on it. Well, that's the

1:13:33

sentence.

1:13:34

The judge asked the woman if she would

1:13:36

like to walk in the person

1:13:38

that she threw the Breeda bowl at shoes for

1:13:41

two months and learn how people should

1:13:43

treat people the more do

1:13:45

you want to do jail time?

1:13:47

And she goes, fuck you bitch, call the cops.

1:13:50

She said, lock me up, throw away

1:13:52

the key.

1:13:53

Damn, I'm afraid nobody.

1:13:55

Yeah, don't be a minister, don't

1:13:59

be a Messice Southie Drinking Juice in the Hood a very

1:14:01

very funny movie.

1:14:02

Deep yeah, ready,

1:14:04

Adam anywhere.

1:14:05

I'm like, so,

1:14:09

dude, this is how dope New

1:14:11

York City is, because you know how like it's like super

1:14:14

illegal to have guns here when like

1:14:16

in California it's it's still kind of

1:14:18

cool mandatory. Yeah, yeah, everybody

1:14:21

has to have a gun on them Adam stays strapped.

1:14:23

I'm always strapped, And

1:14:25

where's a girdle? Because his back

1:14:28

is fun hell is

1:14:30

strapped up. Yeah, I'm wearing skims, skims,

1:14:33

but I have little pockets for my pieces.

1:14:38

Lauren Michaels called me NYC robbers

1:14:41

use pretend guns to

1:14:44

steal one million dollars worth

1:14:46

of real jewelry.

1:14:47

WHOA.

1:14:48

So they held the guns together like this and

1:14:50

then like, I'll do it.

1:14:51

I do like that.

1:14:53

That's kind of cool.

1:14:54

What is it? Why were you holding?

1:14:55

Wait?

1:14:55

Did you say ten guns?

1:14:57

No?

1:14:58

What did you say ten? I

1:15:01

heard? I heard.

1:15:02

I thought you said.

1:15:04

I heard.

1:15:04

I thought you said. He came in holding ten guns?

1:15:07

Like that's what I thought.

1:15:08

You have fucking ten guns and I'm

1:15:11

holding them like this so it will fan out.

1:15:13

I can't.

1:15:15

That would be way funnier if he has some like tape

1:15:17

to him his chest. But I'm ready to go no

1:15:20

matter what happens. I could keep shooting.

1:15:22

Yeah, you

1:15:27

throw the necklace on me. I

1:15:29

an't get that bracelet.

1:15:32

If you could do that, they should be like

1:15:34

you've earned the jewelry, sir.

1:15:37

Pretend guns Okay.

1:15:39

I like uh, I like

1:15:42

that they're pretend guns. It doesn't say like how

1:15:44

they're pretend. I wish I wish it was like

1:15:46

I remember in the movie Hook when they couldn't

1:15:48

see the food and they're like, just imagine it, Peter.

1:15:53

If they go in, they're like, fuck, you give

1:15:55

us the jewelry. And the guy's like does

1:15:58

he have anything? Right, he's just like a

1:16:00

pointer finger.

1:16:01

It looks like he's holding nothing, but he's waving

1:16:03

around like he's got something.

1:16:05

Yeah, his mind work is just just

1:16:07

too good.

1:16:07

He's like I like to think it turned

1:16:09

into like when you're on the playground

1:16:12

and you're like I shoot you with the grenade launcher

1:16:14

and you're like no, because I have a shield.

1:16:16

Yeah, it's like, well but.

1:16:18

I have infinity bullets, so it just keeps

1:16:20

going and then.

1:16:21

Your shield broke. And then the guy's like, all

1:16:23

right, take the jewelry. Fuck probably,

1:16:26

but we're in space and guns don't work in space.

1:16:30

And then the guy's like guns don't

1:16:32

work in space. Learn

1:16:34

something. I don't know if they do.

1:16:36

I kind of just said that out loud, and then I was like, fuck,

1:16:38

I'm on stage at the Beacon Theater. Yeah, why

1:16:41

wouldn't they work in space?

1:16:44

Like can like fire combust zero

1:16:46

gravity, combust

1:16:50

can like I'm about to combust. Do we have any scientists?

1:16:53

Can a bullet fire in space? This

1:16:58

person just goes a.

1:17:02

Five.

1:17:02

I have a real scientist.

1:17:05

I have a real scientist in n Yah.

1:17:12

Bring them out, bring them, bring them out. Isaac

1:17:18

God, Isaac, you

1:17:21

saw us titties. Your

1:17:24

boobs are huge. That's the thing about New York. They

1:17:26

always want more, dude, they do. They

1:17:28

always want more. How many jet

1:17:30

skis? Pizza? Pizza?

1:17:32

Okay, so you guys got some hot cues

1:17:36

and we got some hot, hot, hot hot hot. A's

1:17:39

questions and answers. So, my boy, Doobie

1:17:43

Dooky, I know, Doobi

1:17:46

Duby goes. If one of the gang that's us

1:17:49

was on there misspelled their deathbed

1:17:53

and frightened about

1:17:55

death, what would.

1:17:56

You say to soothe them?

1:17:59

What is the CSADA? So let's say

1:18:01

I'm on my deathbed? Okay, yeah,

1:18:03

what would you say to soothe me? I'm gonna

1:18:05

die? You know that I'm dying.

1:18:08

I just chugged a fourth

1:18:10

charge lemonade. Yeah.

1:18:11

Sure, it's the cause of Diaryeas.

1:18:15

Blake has already fisted

1:18:17

my asshole. There's nothing

1:18:19

that can be done.

1:18:20

Yeah, this is it, This is it.

1:18:22

I've already been fisted, so there's no more

1:18:24

you can do for me. And I'm scared

1:18:27

because I haven't accepted

1:18:29

Jesus.

1:18:29

Life, Jesus Christ in my life. You're

1:18:32

not ready to go. I'm not ready to go. I'm

1:18:34

definitely gonna be I'm doing a last helmer and be

1:18:36

like, yo, are we cool?

1:18:38

Now? I know, I know it's been forty

1:18:41

years of like pretty much not believing, but

1:18:44

right now I do. And

1:18:48

according to my mom, all you have to do is ask for forgiveness

1:18:52

where you so be cool about it.

1:18:55

Hey God, I'm about to dip.

1:18:56

We're cool?

1:18:57

Right, We're cool?

1:18:58

Right?

1:18:58

Yo? Dead ass to tip?

1:19:00

Yo?

1:19:02

We cool?

1:19:03

What would you say to suthe me, Kyle, Well, I'm not

1:19:06

gonna say it myself.

1:19:07

I'm gonna put on Lonely in the Rain for

1:19:09

you and just let you drift off house

1:19:13

music and I'll be holding your hand and I'll be

1:19:15

I'll be wiping your brow and

1:19:17

I'll say that I.

1:19:18

Guess that song does that

1:19:21

kills a lot of people, uh, from

1:19:23

boredom seem

1:19:26

bro, And I gonna say, I'm gonna say

1:19:28

see you, bro.

1:19:28

And I literally wake up and go anything

1:19:31

but this. Yeah, yeah,

1:19:35

thanks, I'm glad you heard that. What would you

1:19:37

say to suit me me? Yeah,

1:19:41

ship, you're on your deathbed? Are you in a coma

1:19:43

kind of thing?

1:19:44

No?

1:19:44

No, I think I'm I can't. I can't really.

1:19:47

I like they're giving me ice chips because my

1:19:49

voice is real scratchy. You know what I would

1:19:51

do. I would use my Hollywood

1:19:53

connections.

1:19:55

And sorry connection and

1:19:59

I'd come to your side and I'd say, Adam, I

1:20:01

know this is something you wanted your entire life. I

1:20:04

have Lord Michael's on the phone,

1:20:07

and then I would hold my phone

1:20:09

up to your ear and it would be a recording

1:20:11

of me saying, psych you bitch.

1:20:16

Damn the the ashton comes

1:20:19

out and it's like you're getting pumped.

1:20:22

A chance, A chance.

1:20:25

When they brought it back, no one saw it. But

1:20:27

anyway, Kristen p R

1:20:29

I.

1:20:29

P you bitch like I

1:20:31

guess you know? Do

1:20:33

you guys know Adam is going to be a dad very soon?

1:20:36

Y?

1:20:38

Okay? So me me Diane would

1:20:40

be like a big dead ass. It'd be a big

1:20:42

bummer for him. Yeah, so I would.

1:20:44

Probably I would probably like tell

1:20:47

you like I got I got your kid.

1:20:48

Bro, I got we got you, bro. And

1:20:52

then I'd be like, wait, are you gonna suck my way?

1:20:55

What do you mean?

1:20:56

You got your kid's mine now?

1:20:59

And then Adam and I would come

1:21:01

in right after and go, I'm gonna keep Blake away

1:21:03

from your kid.

1:21:04

I'll take care of I'll take care of your

1:21:06

kid. I got your kid, I

1:21:11

got your kid. The

1:21:13

fuck.

1:21:22

So Francesca Francesca,

1:21:25

Francesca wants to know drs.

1:21:27

Assign Blake, Adam and Kyle a

1:21:30

dog breed a dog, braid.

1:21:33

A little No fact, Durs knows every

1:21:36

for a person that hates dogs.

1:21:39

Yeah, hates any dog that he sees

1:21:41

out in the wild.

1:21:42

And uh, but he.

1:21:44

Actually knows so much about dogs. I

1:21:47

love dogs, but my wife is allergic.

1:21:49

So I will kick the ship out of your dog if

1:21:51

it comes near me, because then I gotta go home

1:21:53

and like take a fucking shower.

1:21:54

It's a nightmare. Kyle's a sluki

1:21:57

a saluki. Yeah,

1:22:01

what's what is that? You got to google it? I

1:22:03

don't have this is good? You know anyway?

1:22:06

Uh? Blake, I

1:22:10

mean, yeah, poodle is kind of an obvious one, but I do

1:22:12

think you are.

1:22:17

Husky.

1:22:17

But I'll give you you're nonsense. I like,

1:22:20

you are a cocker spaniel. Oh

1:22:22

yeah, spanel,

1:22:27

But aren't they known as the dumbest breed?

1:22:30

Yes? Okay, Hey dude,

1:22:32

I heard cocker Spaniels don't have a butthole. Wow,

1:22:36

so do you not? Uh?

1:22:37

And then Adam, for sure one thousand

1:22:39

percent is half

1:22:42

Jack Russell Terrier half

1:22:45

French bulldog. Wow.

1:22:47

Yes, I'll take it. He's

1:22:50

a jacked dog.

1:22:51

Yep, jacked. And also like you feel sad

1:22:53

for him. You're like, he can't get up the steps. He's

1:22:57

got one of those like back

1:23:00

out the steps. But you're like, oh, poor little guy,

1:23:02

he's got the wheelchair.

1:23:03

Durs. May I ask you a personal question? What

1:23:06

kind of dog do you see yourself as?

1:23:09

Oh?

1:23:11

I mean, the hardest question

1:23:13

of his life.

1:23:14

I like to think I'm a boxer Okay,

1:23:17

yep, but you're not. Okay,

1:23:21

but I think I'm closer to like a Chesapeake

1:23:23

Bay retriever. Okay, because

1:23:25

my hair's kind of red and wavy. Yeah,

1:23:28

and my feet are webbed.

1:23:30

Okay, good

1:23:33

answer.

1:23:34

So the Coke girls, des and Veronica,

1:23:36

where you at? Girls? They

1:23:40

left? Where they left after

1:23:43

the I don't I don't believe them.

1:23:44

They left after we talked about fifteen

1:23:46

assholes for the first ten minutes.

1:23:48

They're like, you know what, we're out. That was early.

1:23:51

But now that I read this question, now they stuck

1:23:54

around because their question is what is

1:23:56

the least what is

1:23:58

the least amount of you'd

1:24:00

take to take a shot of one

1:24:02

of the guys?

1:24:04

Come, oh, my fucking

1:24:07

guy, at least don't stop them use And

1:24:10

you wouldn't And I do it for free. And here's

1:24:13

why. So this

1:24:16

is always an interesting question to ask somebody.

1:24:19

But you wouldn't know what. Let

1:24:21

me just finish this stunt because we have a

1:24:24

little bit none. No, no, let

1:24:27

me finish the sentence.

1:24:29

I don't like the start of the sentence.

1:24:30

So if you asked me twenty years ago

1:24:32

when I had sixty nine cents in

1:24:35

my bank account, like.

1:24:36

I just go like, I don't know, like eight hundred

1:24:38

dollars.

1:24:39

But when you have a little bit of money, this is

1:24:41

when you start to find out who someone is.

1:24:45

Well, I would drink your guys. Come.

1:24:47

I wouldn't have any problem with it as long as

1:24:49

I know you guys don't have any venereal

1:24:51

diseases.

1:24:52

I do not care about your chism. So zero

1:24:54

dollars. Yeah,

1:24:57

probably.

1:24:57

I mean, like, dude,

1:25:02

I actively don't give a ship and that doesn't

1:25:05

it would mean nothing to me if you put it.

1:25:06

On like a piece of sushi. It's about to go down

1:25:09

tomorrow night in Philadelphia.

1:25:12

If you were to put it on a piece of sushi and they were

1:25:14

like, it's a delicacy, and I go, well,

1:25:16

what's the delicacy? And then the famed sushi

1:25:18

chef was like, it's one of your friend's

1:25:21

jiz and I'd go and you say

1:25:23

it's good, and they go it's

1:25:25

salty.

1:25:26

I'd go goodbye. Yeah,

1:25:30

it's a famous bleach fish. That's

1:25:33

insane. You would do it for nothing.

1:25:36

You wouldn't someone to

1:25:38

give me because sure, i'd love ten million bucks,

1:25:41

but honestly, I.

1:25:42

Don't think it's a million. It's not that much. It's less

1:25:45

than that. It's like it's.

1:25:47

Probably like, well, if I was gonna take money, I'm

1:25:49

gonna I feel like million is

1:25:51

fun to say, though, like I did it for a million

1:25:53

dollars.

1:25:54

But wait a minute, he put it on food, did she?

1:25:56

That question specifically says that shiit does.

1:25:58

Take a shot different.

1:26:00

All right, Well, where are we going tonight? Homie.

1:26:03

I don't know, man, I was gonna

1:26:07

we actually show up to whatever bar wherever

1:26:09

we're at, and they're like, actually the

1:26:12

fans called ahead and uh, you're

1:26:15

not allowed to giz in a.

1:26:16

Shot class and chug it just so you know,

1:26:19

bagel Okay,

1:26:22

So uh free?

1:26:25

Yeah? Free is that.

1:26:27

I was gonna say a pretty high number.

1:26:29

But as soon as Adam said free, I'm

1:26:31

like, well, if Adam's.

1:26:32

Doing that, I'll do it too that I love it. Yeah,

1:26:35

yeah, just on some friendship.

1:26:38

Dude, mine's gotta be like between

1:26:41

five and ten thousand dollars.

1:26:42

Yes, And you know what for me, I'll

1:26:45

pay ten thousand dollars let me gobble.

1:26:49

Let me.

1:26:52

That's actually worse if you are

1:26:54

like my I let

1:26:57

my friend drink my com for ten

1:26:59

thousand dollars.

1:27:02

I don't think that's worse. I think it's worse, dude.

1:27:05

I don't think that's worse. There's something sadder

1:27:07

about like handing the money over here.

1:27:11

Well, I don't think you're paying

1:27:13

them to do it.

1:27:15

This is a hypothetical where money is no

1:27:17

object and these coke girls

1:27:19

with a Z are wild bitches.

1:27:21

Yeah, no

1:27:24

doubt.

1:27:24

Great question.

1:27:26

By the way, ladies start

1:27:28

charging ten grand Yeah, so

1:27:30

Maggie. And then

1:27:32

she has the last name, but it's unpronounceable.

1:27:36

Spurred met sueve

1:27:41

Can we all try? This is kind of fun, a

1:27:43

bunch of white guys trying to pronounce some names.

1:27:46

Uh, spur duty mustavik.

1:27:49

It's kind of closed. Nope, it's a hyphen situation.

1:27:52

Spurda, mate, don't

1:27:55

mind if I do.

1:27:56

It's spurred. Yeah,

1:28:00

it's burred.

1:28:01

Uh, yes, yes,

1:28:03

it's it's it's

1:28:08

we find out I can't read. He's having

1:28:10

a stroke at all.

1:28:14

Spurt up, mates of ek, spurt

1:28:16

up. We don't combine it. So what

1:28:20

do you think? Two different names? It's a hyphen hyphen?

1:28:22

Her parents are hippies. These are two different names.

1:28:26

She has one insane name, and then she

1:28:28

got married and then took another insane name.

1:28:31

And she was like, I can't lose the other insane soundy

1:28:33

name. I gotta When

1:28:35

two people with hyphen names get

1:28:38

married, what happens. It's

1:28:40

a lot of hyphens, too many. What

1:28:42

do you do?

1:28:43

So you like?

1:28:44

For Blake? Put names and hats. This is for me?

1:28:46

This for Blake? Would

1:28:49

you drink Adams? Come right now?

1:28:53

Uh?

1:28:53

For Blake? Shave your head or

1:28:56

quit the pod? Whoa

1:29:00

quit the pod? I'm about to quit the pod? Yes,

1:29:06

talking about it?

1:29:06

Yeah? Does that mean I don't have to go to Philly tomorrow?

1:29:09

Okay, just kidding. I love Philadelphia.

1:29:11

Shots fire, they don't

1:29:14

hey hey, hey, well hey,

1:29:17

New York act like New York and just

1:29:19

don't care.

1:29:21

Now they're acting like how

1:29:23

they act. So you're saying I thought

1:29:25

New York didn't have to boo other cities.

1:29:27

Shave my head or quit the pod.

1:29:30

If I quit the pod, I still get to kick

1:29:32

it with the bros on like weekends though. No,

1:29:37

yeah, I guess I would quit the pod.

1:29:39

Remember this, you're gonna be drinking? Has come?

1:29:42

Well, then I'm gonna shave my head.

1:29:43

Yea.

1:29:44

So this question is just is honors?

1:29:47

Okay that's a good

1:29:49

question. No,

1:29:52

No, he's not. I didn't

1:29:54

think so. Didn't think so? Eating myself on the inside

1:29:58

for money?

1:30:00

So here? Uh?

1:30:04

Is it?

1:30:04

Is it weird?

1:30:05

My wife wants to name our first boy

1:30:07

Onders? Yeah? Or are we

1:30:09

flattered? Are you?

1:30:11

What?

1:30:12

Are you flattered? Sure? It's a

1:30:14

name that exists. I'm not the only one I met

1:30:16

it.

1:30:17

Actually on Long Island, I met a fucking

1:30:19

Onders and he was like, you know, in high

1:30:21

school, I was Durs and then your show came out?

1:30:23

And I was like, how'd that go? And he was like,

1:30:26

I hated it. It was Uh. I

1:30:28

think he was cool about it, but I

1:30:30

don't think it was a good thing. And

1:30:33

I said, fuck you.

1:30:35

Well, that that leads me to believe that

1:30:37

that Durs didn't party,

1:30:39

because if your name is Durs in high school and

1:30:42

our show came out, fucking everyone

1:30:44

was just chanting, unleash.

1:30:45

The Durs all the time. Should we bully

1:30:47

this dude? Absolutely? Fuck that guy.

1:30:50

Hey, dude, go back to Estonia.

1:30:52

He So, Nikki

1:30:54

would like to know tell us about the cameo in

1:30:56

Neighbors. How did it go down?

1:30:59

Uh, the cameo? And oh when we played beer

1:31:01

pong, when we played beer pong in that movie.

1:31:04

We played beer pong in the beginning of Neighbors, and

1:31:06

we were the people that invented beer pong

1:31:08

according to the folklore

1:31:11

of Neighbors.

1:31:11

Zac Efron.

1:31:12

Yeah, I want to say it was like a Tuesday.

1:31:15

They said, hey, we're filming this tomorrow,

1:31:18

are you guys available, And we were yep,

1:31:20

dude.

1:31:21

We left the Workhollics writers room, and

1:31:23

in fact, it only took a few hours

1:31:26

and it was sort of a nothing thing, and

1:31:29

it didn't even feel like we're a part of the movie because we only

1:31:31

shot that one thing and then left that.

1:31:34

When the movie came out, I forgot

1:31:36

that I was in it, like, oh shit. And

1:31:39

then I went with a bunch of people and then

1:31:41

everyone's like, well, you didn't even tell us you're in

1:31:43

like one of the opening scenes of the movie, and

1:31:45

I was like, I forgot I

1:31:48

was in it.

1:31:50

Sick.

1:31:50

It was pretty tight all at the premiere together. I

1:31:52

don't know a good story about.

1:31:57

So Victoria Conway

1:32:00

Blake, what products do you use

1:32:02

in your hair?

1:32:04

And number two? Have you ever hidden anything in your

1:32:06

hair?

1:32:07

Have I ever hidden anything in my hair? The

1:32:10

product I use is

1:32:12

shampoo? Is that a product?

1:32:15

That is a product.

1:32:16

I don't think you realized the reach of our podcast.

1:32:19

You could get free shampoo for days. I want

1:32:21

to say, so this guy is using Otter pops in

1:32:23

his hair.

1:32:24

All I know is when we were getting

1:32:26

our hair done before we'd film episodes,

1:32:29

like Tina gave me a huge

1:32:31

bottle of Alexander drench

1:32:34

and I'm like, so this is my product.

1:32:36

Does anybody know what he's talking about?

1:32:38

I think he's talking about Alexander the grape And

1:32:40

do you know most of our audience's hairdressers.

1:32:44

Maybe it's some bootleg shit. I don't know. Maybe

1:32:47

I love that.

1:32:49

Over ten years ago, one person

1:32:52

gave you a bottle of shampoo and

1:32:54

you still have that.

1:32:55

Fucking we've been off the air.

1:32:57

I'm like, it's I just use a very You

1:32:59

have so much hair, I

1:33:02

know, man, it's crazy. It doesn't take much.

1:33:04

Oh my god, that thing stings like ship dog.

1:33:07

That is a gross wet mop

1:33:10

you got up there? You are not a cocker spaniel. Since

1:33:13

it's culturally appropriate to eat chicken

1:33:15

eggs, is it therefore appropriate to

1:33:17

gargle horse com?

1:33:19

Good question, and that's our time, guys.

1:33:21

Alright, I

1:33:25

mean yeah, I

1:33:27

do it. Yeah, Okay, that's

1:33:30

well documented. I guess I'm wondering,

1:33:32

like eggs are food? Gargling

1:33:35

horse com? Is that like something you do when

1:33:37

you have laryngitis, Like, what's the what's

1:33:39

the what's the value?

1:33:41

Add here? I'm gonna come.

1:33:43

I don't know that is a that that's a

1:33:45

that's what I call a stumper.

1:33:47

Yeah, and here's the very last

1:33:50

question. Is Kyle

1:33:52

okay, Yeah,

1:33:54

I'm good, Thank you. I appreciate him. Yeah,

1:33:57

I'm doing.

1:34:00

Do they have any takebacks, any apologies? Any

1:34:02

epic slams here guys, take

1:34:05

backs, no apologies,

1:34:07

no moments of gratitude.

1:34:10

Thank you New York for coming, Thank you New York. Yea,

1:34:12

I'd like to thank you New York. Thank you New

1:34:14

York for showing me your boot night. This

1:34:16

is zero takes back nights for me. Yeah, zero

1:34:18

TakeBack.

1:34:19

I would like to double down on Happy Birthday

1:34:21

to Kyle's mom.

1:34:24

Double down on Mama, you're

1:34:26

almost sixty nine.

1:34:28

That's pretty cool.

1:34:29

S're there. I love when

1:34:31

we go to shows and the upper decks aren't

1:34:33

empty.

1:34:33

So shout out to you guys. See

1:34:38

you They they

1:34:41

all just flashed us. That's crazy. Whoa

1:34:46

too holy titties?

1:34:48

Yeah?

1:34:49

Anything else?

1:34:50

I would like to uh, I

1:34:53

mean drink r come no, okay,

1:34:56

we'll say it for Philly. I would like to say a

1:34:59

big fuck you to Lake what a new

1:35:01

fuck?

1:35:02

Okay fucking earlier.

1:35:04

Earlier today, I was like, yo,

1:35:06

you want to go eat lunch? And then you

1:35:09

go no, and

1:35:11

I go, okay, that's fine. And then

1:35:13

I found out you went to lunch with Isaac.

1:35:15

Okay, what is this a bully thing? Is this fucking

1:35:18

are you being a bully? Yeah? No, I'm not being a bully.

1:35:20

I'm like, well, why when when you

1:35:22

go when I asked you to go to lunch,

1:35:25

you don't then just say okay,

1:35:27

come with me and Isaac We're going to lunch. You go

1:35:30

just all all it said was n oh, okay,

1:35:33

and then you go to lunch with Isaac and I'm

1:35:35

not even going getting to go to lunch.

1:35:37

And then I didn't even get Guess what I did.

1:35:39

I went to Starbucks like a fucking asshole,

1:35:42

and I ate a Gouda fucking bacon

1:35:46

egg white sandwich like a skinny bitch

1:35:49

when you know I'm a fat buck.

1:35:51

I don't know if this is part of your fucking the

1:35:53

dumb bully shit you were talking about all night

1:35:55

or whatever, like there was

1:35:58

shit I needed to talk to Isaac about that

1:36:00

you just didn't need to.

1:36:01

You don't need to.

1:36:04

That's that's the thing is, Like, obviously

1:36:06

I can talk to Isaac about anything and

1:36:09

happening in my career in front of you. Why

1:36:11

can't you talk about anything in front

1:36:13

of Isaac, guys, is

1:36:15

this.

1:36:15

Really the place? What the fuck are we doing? Is this the way we want to

1:36:17

end? What

1:36:19

is this?

1:36:20

I go along with it. He's like, oh, it's bully,

1:36:22

and You're like, you're telling me I'm a fucking cocker, spin like

1:36:25

a pilon on me all night. Sometimes I

1:36:29

I need to take a walk and just hang

1:36:31

out with Isaac and I just need time apart from.

1:36:33

You know,

1:36:37

this always happens, always

1:36:39

happened suddenly. I mean we

1:36:41

used to date the same girl, the same

1:36:43

there rooms hang

1:36:48

on, We used to date roommates and then I

1:36:50

would be like, are you going over to their house? And because I'm

1:36:52

going to go over their house and I and then you'd be like no,

1:36:55

and then have her come over to the.

1:36:56

House that you would hang out with. Okay, you know what the

1:36:59

time is some deemails I have.

1:37:01

A take back. I wish I could take back our

1:37:03

last fucking twenty years of friendship. Man, No,

1:37:06

I'm fucking over it. This is fucking stupid. What do you do, Isaac?

1:37:09

Isaac? No, I

1:37:11

got you, guys. This

1:37:15

is fucking stupid. I'm sorry, this is so stupid.

1:37:18

This is so stupid, and the

1:37:20

show Okay, like, fuck

1:37:23

you, dude.

1:37:23

Dude, It's just fucking bullshit. Dude. It's

1:37:26

New York.

1:37:26

This is a major American city.

1:37:29

Dude. Yeah, well, we're not

1:37:31

going to fucking the suburbs. We're playing a lot

1:37:33

of American city.

1:37:34

What are you talking.

1:37:35

Call me out doing in fucking fuck Cincinnati

1:37:38

or some ship, not New York, Jesus.

1:37:39

Chris playing Cincinnati, you fucking idiot.

1:37:42

Due, Okay, I think

1:37:44

you had to blow up like this? What in Cincinnati?

1:37:46

Do layof Cincinnati? I

1:37:49

didn't know it's gonna blow up like this. Okay, whatever

1:37:52

gets my ass?

1:37:53

Fuck you.

1:38:16

Looking at the window, watch

1:38:20

the rain fall down. Wait,

1:38:24