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Welcome to This is Important, a production

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of I Heart Radio, the show where

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we only talk about what is most

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obviously, very crucially important

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today on This is Important, I'm

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gonna wait till they knock on winding on my show. In my dangerfield.

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You don't watch high school musical or Game

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of Thrones, we'll

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cut his dick off a getting you fool. I

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just accidentally shared him.

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Let's go. That

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one was so are

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synchronized clap. That was the best one I've ever

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seen in my life.

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A lot of people probably don't know that we secretized

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clap before every podcast, and uh,

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I think that was our best one. I thought. I agree with you, DERs.

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I think that was one of our best secretized claps. Good

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work, A little peek behind the curtains, sorry

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to get inside. You

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guys probably don't even understand what we're saying.

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It's just like a whole another world the

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podcast. That's just that's just clapping.

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Hell. Yeah, good job you guys, And

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that's it. That was important. Can you guys

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hear my board by any chance? Yeah, we're here at Blake

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and it's firing. Could

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be louder, It could be louder. Yeah, I turned it up.

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That's that's saving Silverman right there.

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Jackie Black, that's Jackie Blackie

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h yes it is. Do you have any Jackie

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joining KURSI anything, just

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Jackie Black quotables? Does she have some quotables?

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Garin I warranty? She don't

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you have any jack k d

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No, jack I need to get it because she is great

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in Ladybugs. I don't know if you guys have seen that movie

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in a while. Very inappropriate does

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not translate well to

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nowadays. Was she was she on two to

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seven? Right? I don't

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know. I only know her from Ladybugs. That's

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it. I had a thing for jack

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Hay. What was the premise of

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Ladybugs? Break it down for its blacky. Ladybugs

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was about um Rodney Dangerfield

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really wanted to date

2:06

this lady but um

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her son kind of didn't approve

2:10

of it. But he's kind of was like, Yo, if

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I make you like a soccer star

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on this girls team, will you let

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me date your mom? Something like that? And

2:19

is the mom jack I know? Jack

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A is the assistant coach of the Ladybugs,

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the soccer team in which Rodney Daingerfield

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coaches the girls soccer team. Wait, how

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does that track though. Rodney Dangerfield was like,

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look, if I'll make you a star

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on this girls soccer team, and that's

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how I'm going to get your approval. I want

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to say, maybe it's Jonathan Brandis

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r I p he's the soccer star. I think

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he wants to kind of hook

2:45

up with the star of the

2:47

girls soccer team. So that's the way I

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can't It's fuzzy, but it's just like a

2:52

lot of Rodney Dangerfield wanting

2:55

wanting to fuck his daughter jokes. It's

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very weird his doughter

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and you don't think that this would

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hold up. Why,

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Yeah, it's kind of like fertile ground. It's like,

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you know, nobody's touching that lane right now.

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I feel like, yeah, it might be fresh. Yeah

3:13

that's a fresh lane, fresh and laid

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pave. Yeah, he's gonna give you a ladybugs,

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Like how many times did he do that joke? And they're like,

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Rodney, no, I can't do that one.

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This is a kid's movie. It's a kid's movie,

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isn't it? Woke up with Ladybugs. I

3:28

really feel like Rodney Dangerfield was

3:30

one of a kind. I want to hear some

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like inside stories about him,

3:34

because the few that I've heard were just

3:36

crazy, like absolutely

3:39

crazy. Well, he would always expose himself.

3:41

That was the thing that

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that's real. He work on the street

3:46

is you know allegedly, uh

3:48

he had a just a giant

3:51

monster, just a python trapped

3:54

in them denim's and he would like

3:56

open up the the dressing

3:58

room door when they're Rodney,

4:01

you know, five minutes still show time, and

4:03

he'd open it up and be like, oh, hey,

4:05

no respect or whatever.

4:09

You five, thank

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you five.

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Was exposing himself purposely seven

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inches big to you, Blake, Am I heard? Am

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I being hurt? Yeah, here

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you're being heard. You're being hurt. Can

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I vanish being hurt? Your

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feelings are hurt? What do you got, buddy? Was he

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exposing himself or was he

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just like because like hanging

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out and naked Like in the NBA locker

4:35

room there are women reporters in the locker room.

4:37

That was like a big thing because women not anymore,

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there's not Oh really, yeah, there's

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no reporters in the locker rooms anymore. I

4:45

guess that's cool. But at one point women

4:47

were in there and guys were just like changing and

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they were exposing themselves, like

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So was this his locker room or was this like his move

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where he's like, I'm gonna wait till they knocked on one

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door. I'm gonna show hi my danger field. He probably

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rode right there in the gray area. You know, I remember

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hearing it was like his balls were always out, like

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he had long balls. How do you have your

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balls out without your dick out? What you

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want to see? Yeah, I mean, just

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how does the what are the mechanics of that? We've come

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did that on workaholics, We've done

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that. Well, I know, I know you put your balls out through the zipper,

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But you think he just threw it. That's what he was doing.

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He just threw his long balls out there.

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No, I think they hung I think Kyle's just you're

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being koy. You just wanted me to put not gonna

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happen? Okay, what what? What? What? What you

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can also do? Don't they call the

5:31

fruit basket where you like kind of pull

5:33

your nuts through the back of your legs

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and then just kind of have like them sitting

5:37

at the bottom of your butt crack fruit

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basket? Yes, yes,

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but I can demonstrate

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we would love to see it. This is this

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is important, Yeah, because I don't get

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it. It's important you're saying you can demonstrate,

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but I don't think that you are actually

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gonna do it. So, yeah, i'd love to see it.

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I don't know if legally I can. Yeah,

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you don't understand the mechanics of it, So if you and

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show it to me, that'd be great. Sheriff Divine

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says, you're good. Can you get in the chat

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and let me know? Please? Uh, legally

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you can? Yeah, for sure? For yes, she

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said, we got a shore on the chat.

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Producer Anna says, sure, we can't see

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it, and a you pervert? All right, hold on,

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say if you could just show us the mechanics

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of this that and I just don't understand

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it. Let's see it, all right, let me see, we're gonna get

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some some kiwis. We're gonna bite

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these kiwis hole or on my

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book. Actually, you know my I feel like I

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just took a shower and it was cold, so like

6:32

my balls are kind of really close, like

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hugging my body, so what you

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can't scratch them back? I'm trying

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a lot of people when they take showers, their balls

6:41

like sort of hang low, elongate.

6:44

Yes, right, it was a cold shower.

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I took a cold shower. Why would you do

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such a thing because you just worked out? Yeah, okay,

6:50

here he goes showing us the buck got

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the best, the best. But

6:55

well, we just see your ass. Oh

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it was a side. It was a side. Well okay,

7:03

well it was good. It was a side

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that it's science. They looked

7:09

like two and those looked

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really soft and shaved. Do you shave

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your your nuts? Well, you guys,

7:16

You guys know I'm not a very hairy guy other

7:19

than my head for the head. Yeah, you

7:21

got a lot of hair up to yo. Your

7:23

nuts looked like they were holding their breath. They

7:25

were held a pink. Yeah.

7:28

They were like going

7:31

past the graveyard in the car, going

7:35

under a tunnel trying to make a wish.

7:40

Yeah, man, I'm gonna I wasn't prepared alright,

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Sorry, Hey, big ups for doing that, bro, Good

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job. Man. He wasn't a let down, man, No,

7:47

it was cool. Yeah, you followed through. I did

7:49

not think you were going to do it, Blake, and I thought you're

7:51

gonna put the whole thing through. I thought it was gonna be

7:53

dicking balls, but you promised balls

7:55

and balls were delivered. I was looking for a

7:57

hello. If you do

8:00

the just the balls out of the back, that's the fruit basket.

8:03

What if you take the dick and the

8:05

balls and pull them through, Well, that's a banana.

8:07

I thought all of it. Yeah, I thought it was all it's

8:09

a banana and then a few plums.

8:13

Now it makes sense to me, Adam. I

8:16

love when we hit the same way, like we're

8:18

always hitting and it's the banana and

8:20

then the

8:20

yeah, correact.

8:23

So the question is is if Rodney

8:25

Dangerfield was doing what Blake just did in his trailer

8:27

every time the a d opened up the door,

8:30

right, because that would be insane.

8:35

Well, it's like anything, It's like it didn't

8:37

happen every time. That's that's a lot to

8:39

ask of a person to just be prepared

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to show your dick every time, but a

8:44

handful of times, that's all it takes to grow

8:46

the legend. And that's what he calls

8:48

his dick, right, And maybe that's why he didn't

8:50

get any respect. That must be they're

8:52

like, yeah, I get no respect. Everyone's like, well, yeah,

8:54

you're showing your

8:56

dick to everybody, really asking for respect.

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For Rodney, you're just complaining about it,

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and you know, you're not garnishing

9:03

respect from us, You're not doing anything to

9:06

demand it. That said, rest in peace. Let's

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give him his flowers. Hey flowers to Rodney.

9:11

Speaking of giving flowers, Conan O'Brien's

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last night on television is

9:15

tonight, and a few

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episodes back, we gave him flowers. I feel

9:20

maybe we give him some more flowers. We don't have to talk

9:22

about him because we did, but flowers.

9:24

Jackie B's the last guest, right coming

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to Jackie Black,

9:29

Jackie Black, Jackie Black Black. Okay,

9:32

Okay, I thought we were still talking about jack and

9:35

I was like, that would be a weird last

9:37

guest. He con um.

9:39

Yeah. People are starting to say, like, because like

9:42

you know, we mentioned McAfee McAfee died,

9:44

we gave Conan Conan his flowers,

9:48

man Simone Conan, We

9:50

gave Conan his flowers. Now he's off air. I'm

9:53

starting to think like our podcast might

9:55

be kind of like are You Afraid the Dark

9:57

episode where it's like whoever we meant

10:00

goes off the air or die? Whoa?

10:03

Okay, that's a lot of power.

10:05

Yeah, I'll be honest. I was kind of stoked

10:07

that, like we dave

10:10

Conan his dude before it was like announced.

10:12

Now everyone's like, here's a picture of me

10:14

with him. I was there when I love him. It's

10:17

like, well, we did that without him announcing

10:19

anything. So we're better. So we

10:21

one, we love them, we're

10:23

better, So it is about we rock.

10:26

We are actually one. Uh.

10:28

As far as like the contest of giving flowers,

10:31

we gave the best flowers. They were the freshest

10:33

flowers. And the people that are like sort

10:35

of posting photos with ConA, now those

10:37

are like old wilted flowers that are

10:39

gross and stinky, right,

10:41

those are like funeral flowers. Ours were

10:43

like surprised, here's some flowers. Ours,

10:45

our birthday flowers just because

10:48

even better than birthday. You're right, they are

10:50

just because they're just because because

10:52

we love you, and you know, I'd like to give us

10:54

flowers for giving those flowers

10:57

unsolicited. So if you were a comic

10:59

or an actor that posted with Conan

11:02

about his last day, fuck

11:04

you. Okay, fuck you, fuck

11:07

you, you're going to help you. You're

11:09

rotting in hell, you piece of ship. You made

11:11

his last day about you. It's about Conan, and

11:13

we did that weeks and weeks ago. Fuck

11:16

you. That being said I might post something.

11:18

I might post something. Then we brought it back around

11:21

and made it about us, so like then we

11:23

did it. Yeah, hey, well I I kind

11:25

of helped and made sure we didn't do that a little bit,

11:27

Thank you a little bit, because it is about us now,

11:29

now it is, now it is. But this is a second time.

11:32

I for sure googled Conan in the bare coat,

11:34

because he did put it on when I visited

11:36

him, and I was going to post it, but there just wasn't

11:38

a really good pick. Oh

11:41

wait, there wasn't a good pick. No,

11:44

not really, which sucks. So that's why

11:46

you didn't. So you're saying he takes picture. No, I

11:48

would have done it. I would have done it if

11:50

the pick was good. I might do it in like a week and be

11:52

like, evidently I missed

11:54

the boat. Um,

11:57

evidently was Conan last week? Sorry,

11:59

I actually stopped watching a while ago, but

12:02

uh, I used to watch quite a bit.

12:04

And uh, here's some photos

12:06

of me and him. You keep

12:09

it too real. Yeah,

12:11

look look at him or don't look at him or don't don't,

12:14

don't care, but I am going to leave them here, so

12:16

please, Like right, he's already

12:18

off the air, so I wonder what he's

12:20

gonna do now. I mean, admittedly Conan does

12:22

rule, but sorry, Blake Conan

12:27

con does rule, he rules.

12:30

I wonder what he's gonna do now, did he?

12:32

And I hope he's going to be like

12:35

I'm going to be a dramatic actor, Like he

12:37

has some ship lined up, like Scorsese has

12:40

him in his next film. And Conan

12:43

is like co Ops saying Corps.

12:45

Yeah, he's departed to for some

12:48

cops. Yeah, he's just a Boston

12:50

co Op. I feel like with Late

12:52

Night Show people, like they always have to

12:54

play themselves in movies. Has any

12:56

of them ever done like a like

12:59

a movie where they to play a character,

13:01

like where jay Leno was just a

13:03

guy who worked at Blockbuster or

13:05

something like that. Well, jay Leno was in some

13:07

movies before and before he was I

13:10

think he would even say that he wasn't like a great

13:12

actor. Right, Well,

13:14

Anna, producer Anna is saying that he's a

13:16

deal with HBO Max to do something.

13:20

We don't know something

13:24

here here's what I want. You know, he's like cousins

13:27

with Dennis Leary. What who is

13:29

ton? Excuse me, I'll kiss now?

13:32

And his cousins with Dennis Leary.

13:34

Yeah, I think I remember

13:37

that from like the deep part

13:39

of the back brain. I want them to get

13:41

together and do an odd couple remake.

13:48

One of them's name inside the other was a little

13:50

messy and somebody's

13:53

gotta clean up. Somebody's gotta clean up, and I hope it's

13:55

Conan's the one that's messy, and Dennis Leary

13:57

just beats the ship out of him, and that's

13:59

the turn it on. It's it's kind of

14:01

an R rated odd couple. It's

14:03

kind of like to HBO, it's HBO,

14:06

it's edgy. It's not TV. It's it's

14:08

not it's streaming. It's actually it's like an abusive

14:10

roommate. Just a guy who comes home

14:13

and beats his roommates asked because he didn't do

14:15

the dishes. It's kind of weird, right, I'm

14:17

down for that, right. That's like that one storyline

14:19

and um Game

14:21

of Thrones didn't really watch it, but I just remember

14:23

there was one thing where like a guy was tied up and he kept

14:26

getting like his dick cut off and like beating,

14:30

what's up? He kept getting his dick cut off,

14:34

and then the guy came back and he was like, hey,

14:37

you can leave and like and then like maybe there's like

14:39

a girl and brought He's like, you can suck this girl? And he was like what

14:41

and he's like just can't he were cutting your dick off? Your

14:43

dick off again? That's all I remember

14:45

from that show. How do you cut your dick off

14:47

multiple times? How's that going down? Well?

14:50

Yeah, well they re sell it back on h

15:00

What did you guys not watch Game of Thrones Kyle

15:03

and Blake? No, No, I

15:05

watched like the last two episodes.

15:08

What why

15:11

I haven't seen a frame of the Well

15:14

I've seen a frame. I've seen a frame, but I have

15:16

not watched it. Well, I mean, here's the question,

15:19

why not? It truly is one

15:21

of the best shows that has ever been

15:23

produced. No, I'll

15:28

tell you why not talking? Who's talking ahead,

15:31

I'll tell you why not. The names were

15:33

too hard for me to follow. I never knew

15:35

who we were talking about, Corinthians,

15:39

Corinthians, Tyrians. It

15:42

was just too much. I didn't know who anybody was

15:44

talking about. I couldn't tell the white people with beards

15:46

apart for sure. There we go, Yeah, there's

15:49

Hell, the characters haunt, There's Hell and

15:51

one of them keeps getting his dick guys.

15:53

But but Blake and Kyle specifically

15:55

Anders usually hates most

15:57

things. And I do understand this. It's very popular.

16:00

I get that you wouldn't like it. No,

16:02

look, I dude, after look, I watched

16:04

the first season like live as it aired, and I was

16:06

like, I couldn't get into it. First

16:08

season, kind of his whack. No. Then

16:11

everybody watched the finale and I

16:13

was like, I guess I gotta fucking

16:15

circle back. And I watched three seasons and

16:17

it felt like homework. I'm like, I don't

16:20

give a fuck. The coolest it was

16:22

when the Redhead got killed, and I was like, oh

16:24

damn. Otherwise didn't care about

16:26

anything. I don't give but when that

16:28

guy got his dick cut off. Question,

16:31

here's my question to Blake and Kyle. Guys

16:34

like uh dungeons and dragons

16:37

and magic, the gathering and ship like

16:39

that. This is the

16:43

version of it that you could just sit and watch. I

16:45

just reached a point where I miss enough

16:47

of it and I don't want to go do the fucking

16:50

homework, so I just don't do it.

16:52

I just don't know what do you do when you are on

16:55

on your in Canada. You're shooting show.

16:57

You're all by yourself for we some

17:00

weeks and weeks and weeks at a time. What

17:02

do you what do you mean when you're just eating, you can

17:04

eat and watch tunles uber eats.

17:06

I like to watch reality TV about cars

17:09

and stuff. He hangs his clothes on his rower.

17:12

Reality TV. I like to watch

17:14

car reality TV. Yeah,

17:17

like where they rebuild cars and stuff. It's

17:19

cool. What shows are you watching? Real

17:21

quick? Just just shut them out real quick? Or what do they

17:24

what do they like? If you don't know the title? I don't know.

17:26

Rust to Riches I think is one of them that I

17:28

did? The other? What was

17:30

the other one that I watched a ton of him? The roses there

17:33

there Flowers go to RuSHA Riches. Good job

17:35

on the cars. I

17:37

can't remember the other one. The other one is tight, but

17:39

I'll remember top gear. I

17:42

just don't think. I don't think people are gonna go back to

17:45

um give Game of Thrones. It's

17:47

Flowers. I think it'll be like Dynasty,

17:49

like those shows where you're like, remember how

17:51

we all were, like who shot Jr? But like

17:54

no one's rewatching Dynasty. No one gives

17:56

a fuck that's some Yeah, that's a deep

17:58

pull the Dynasty might that's like

18:00

a that show really sucked, right, that's

18:02

just a soap opera. So is this Game of

18:04

Thrones is a soap opera with Dragon?

18:06

No? Wait, hold on, Adam, because Adam, you

18:08

are correct. I am the guy

18:11

who would like Game of Thrones, and I

18:13

will say that I saw some episodes

18:16

that were absolute game changers

18:18

that I would put up against Lord of the Rings

18:21

movies and I say they were better. Like there was one episode

18:23

where the whole ship was just this battle

18:25

at like the wall, and that episode

18:28

was a fucking game changer.

18:31

I loved it, and you didn't

18:33

keep because well, the

18:35

thing is is that then the next six would

18:38

be all the names again, and I didn't. I couldn't

18:40

follow that stuff. Like

18:43

Blake is just admitting he's too dumb to

18:45

keep up with the storyline of Game

18:47

of Thrones. It's like I would like

18:49

it, but there's like a lot of characters and

18:51

stuff. I mean, I get it, but

18:53

but here's the thing. Um,

18:56

it was the biggest hit in television

18:59

for ever. It was like the biggest

19:01

show, So for sure, how

19:03

many seasons, how many seasons?

19:05

I don't disagree with that.

19:07

That doesn't make it good though. I mean, I

19:09

think you guys are in the minority

19:11

when you think this and when you say

19:15

for sure, for sure not we're not cheap. Yes,

19:17

we're not cheap. I

19:20

think it was a really great show. There's

19:23

some super dope episodes, but like,

19:25

overall, yeah, it was just I didn't

19:27

want to pay attention that hard. I guess, yeah,

19:29

counterculture forever, dude, if it's

19:31

hot, I'm fucking running the other way. It's

19:35

nice, what a cool way to live. I used to be

19:37

that way, you know. I used to be

19:39

that way. I was very much like, oh, if everybody

19:41

likes it, I don't like it. I think a large portion

19:44

of my life, like a good example was like the

19:46

Beatles. I was like, I will never like

19:48

the Beatles. The Beatles fucking suck. Everybody likes

19:50

the Beatles. And then one day my homies

19:52

like, well, take a listen to these songs I

19:54

hand picked for you, and I was like, oh, ship, And

19:57

I found my way to the Beatles through like

19:59

John on Lenin. I'm like, whoa, this dude was

20:01

deep. Now, Ship, I love the Beatles.

20:04

I funk with wings now all the way.

20:07

Yeah, yeah, yes, I hear people.

20:10

There's no reason to just be a hater just

20:12

because other people like shit. I think I'm

20:14

no. I think it starts as like

20:16

the counterculture, and then it goes into it's too much

20:19

work, it's too much homework, you miss it, and

20:21

then it's like fucking aid man, I have

20:23

to watch six seasons of hour long episodes

20:25

when all these characters and names and

20:27

ship that's homework, that's real work.

20:29

But it's also I also just didn't find it

20:32

as enjoyable as I found it boring,

20:34

right, Like there's and that's a TV thing right

20:37

budget wise, although it had a crazy budget, but

20:39

like pace wise, it's like slow

20:41

for twenty minutes, crazy thing happens slow

20:43

for twenty minutes. Crazy thing happens slow

20:46

for twenty minutes, and it ends on a crazy

20:48

thing. And I just didn't connect.

20:50

I will say that, you know, I was. I

20:53

followed the last season fairly closely,

20:55

and then there were a lot

20:57

of some dicks

20:59

too. Something A couple of dicks got him cut

21:01

off. I mean, Adam, would

21:03

you be willing to admit that the last episode

21:06

or like the way it ended was not super

21:09

tight butthole I loved how it ended. I actually

21:11

loved you. You loved

21:13

that. I really liked it his counterculture? Are

21:15

you kidding me? You know I'm and I'm

21:17

in the minority. There is everyone

21:20

disliked it. I thought it

21:22

was tight. I love that she just went fucking

21:24

nuts and and burn everything to the ground.

21:27

Hey, what if I watched this? What

21:32

if I come on, don't spoil

21:34

it for me. Wait a second. It didn't pull

21:36

out and it was like the key the collar

21:39

on the cat like Men in Black. That didn't happen

21:41

at the end of it. The

21:44

galaxy inside of the cats collars. I

21:47

do not know that reference. You don't know Men in Black.

21:50

You you don't know the Men in Black reference

21:52

slide in his MS with the cats

21:54

collar. Okay, you need to stop watching

21:56

seven seasons a Game at Thrones and watch

21:58

one movie that

22:01

it's a game change. I just we

22:03

we've established that my memory is like snapchat.

22:06

It's just I'll watch something, I'll like

22:08

it and immediately forget it. Now, could

22:10

I tell you the plot of Game of Thrones.

22:12

I could watch Game of Thrones all the way

22:14

through, end it started

22:17

again, watch it all the way through and

22:19

still like it. Just the same because I won't

22:21

remember what's about to happen.

22:24

But maybe i'll jump back

22:26

in I won't know. I won't know. Should I

22:28

jump back in it? At him? Jump back in it? Man,

22:31

I'll watch. I don't remember it.

22:34

Yeah, you don't remember the moves at all,

22:36

Like no twists or turns or what the funk

22:38

is going on? Wait? So when I asked you if you

22:40

like the end, you said yet

22:42

no, I remember the end because because

22:45

that was like a sticking point for people when people

22:47

are like, oh, I fucking hated it, and I was like, I

22:50

actually kind of liked it. I thought it was cool.

22:52

It's what no one thought was going to happen.

22:55

And then they were like, this is what, this is

22:57

what's happening. The dragon

22:59

girl farted and they were like, just like

23:01

a girl farted, and I'm

23:04

so embarrassed. On the the whole city

23:06

just went off the flames. Everyone died. She

23:08

farts flams, So it's

23:10

flammable. Years are flammable? Elisi?

23:13

Man, even I know that name is Calisi,

23:15

bro correct? Are people like naming their

23:17

kids Kellisi? That was

23:19

the thing, is like people name their kids Klisi. And

23:21

then she ended up being like the villain of the show,

23:24

like a total lunatic psychopath who

23:26

was drunk with power. Okay, and

23:28

the spoilers. Dude,

23:31

I haven't seen any of this and you're just fucking

23:33

it for me and you don't want to, So

23:37

fuck you, Kyle. You

23:39

just took it from me. Man,

23:42

you didn't want it. So, yeah, you took

23:44

that from me, bro I did. Yeah, Well I said

23:46

I didn't want it, but you took it from You said

23:48

you didn't want Well, it's it's um, but you

23:51

took it. It's subjective. She's

23:53

not truly the villain. Come on, it's it's

23:55

It depends with Game of Thrones. It depends what

23:57

side you're on, all right, Kyle, So you just so

24:01

if Ronnie Dangerfield was in the show, would

24:04

he be a good guy back? I don't know. If he

24:06

exposes his nut basket every

24:08

time the a d opens the door by accident,

24:12

is he a bad guy? Dolphe

24:14

has shown me his fruit basket's evil.

24:16

We must stall him at once. We'll

24:18

cut his dick off again, you fool. I

24:20

already cut if there's enough, you can

24:23

shave it down, motherfucker already. He's

24:25

dick keeps growing bad who's

24:27

that writer, by the way, who's like in this episode?

24:30

I pitched we could book a couple of

24:32

thumbs up his butt hole, but like then

24:34

like a hot pipe in his butthole, and everyone's

24:36

like, yeah, that's that's bad. We let's

24:38

put that in. Yeah, Greg, Yeah,

24:41

okay, I got another pitch

24:43

for the guy his dick we cut

24:45

off. But uh,

24:48

what's what's side, Greg? We

24:50

we cut his tenons off out

24:52

of his body and then like tie it to some naked

24:55

chicks. But then they like run away and like

24:57

tear his tendons off, but their ties are flopping.

25:00

Uh okay, Greg, God,

25:02

these ideas are great. Yeah, well you

25:04

throw it in the outline. I just wish I didn't

25:07

let Greg watch my cat when I

25:09

was out of town. Yeah.

25:12

I got a pitch where we, uh we switched

25:14

his balls with his eyes, and we like put

25:16

his eyes and his nuts sack and then his nuts

25:18

in his eye socket and then we like

25:20

pour hot gold all over his face.

25:22

So he's like stuck like that like a statue.

25:25

Dude, have you done this,

25:27

Greg? What? No nuts

25:29

in his eyes? Yeah? And then and then you

25:31

fucking like microwave the hamster.

25:34

There's no microwaving game with thrones. Dude,

25:37

Okay, that's the one. That's

25:39

the one idea that we didn't like. Greg.

25:41

But keep him coming, buddy, You're you're crushing

25:44

it. Keep it up,

25:46

keep talking, brother, It's cool to

25:48

be here. It's thank you for letting me here.

25:50

I got a whole notebook full of these pitches

25:53

from the nineties. It's just a president

25:55

of HBO's dumb steps

25:57

on right right, Hey,

26:00

guys, check it out. Let go take a break.

26:02

I'm gonna tell my dad. Okay, alright, let's

26:04

hear another pitch. Alright, gold Eyeballs

26:08

cut his dick off again. Great, great, calls his

26:11

nipples to dragons. Hey,

26:13

did you guys know that Jeffrey Jeffrey

26:15

Dahmer serial killer? Absolutely

26:18

yes, my twin. He drilled in people's

26:20

heads and then he'd pour McBride

26:23

was telling me this. He poured uh

26:27

fucking orange juice in people's heads to

26:29

like do he wanted to turn them into zombies.

26:31

It's science. That was like his things,

26:34

some orange juice. I don't know about the orange

26:36

juice detail, but he would for

26:38

sure um draw small like lobotomize

26:40

his victims before he would murder

26:43

them. Is that nice or does that mean I

26:45

guess that's nice, right because I don't know. Then they don't

26:47

know what's happening. No, lobotomizing

26:50

is nice. Guys are just so negative.

26:52

I'm trying to be positive. The

26:55

nicest thing would be to not murder

26:58

them. Yeah, just go how coffee

27:00

with But then if you are going to murder someone, you

27:03

shoot him right in the head. You just

27:05

murder them. But he's not right, so he's lobotomizing

27:07

them. So they don't know what's happening at least, but they

27:09

still feel things but

27:12

they don't know. But they don't know. No,

27:15

this is not good. I mean I

27:18

remember when I was I used to like, really,

27:21

I don't know, I'm not still obsessed

27:23

with serial killers. But my aunt used to have

27:25

this encyclopedia of of

27:27

serial killers at her house, and when I was really

27:29

young, I would always go, he's

27:32

great, she has she loves her cats, she loves

27:35

me, it's all fine, she has a pool, she's an

27:37

awesome person. But this

27:39

book was like the Encyclopedia

27:41

of serial killers, and those books always

27:44

have like ten pages

27:46

of um crime scene

27:48

photos pictures in the middle. Yes,

27:51

And I was like strangely

27:53

addicted and it would scare the funk

27:55

out of me. But I was like, strangely

27:58

addicted to looking at those photos

28:01

when you jerk off to him? WHOA got

28:03

you jerk off time? I love it.

28:06

I do remember you reading that a lot, like you used to

28:08

carry it around in your backpack, didn't you? Yeah? What

28:10

did you? It is weird when people are too

28:12

into serial killers. So that is weird.

28:15

I find isn't that us as a culture?

28:17

Look at all the fucking serial killer material

28:19

that's out there, we're all obsessed. Now give

28:22

the floor, because I was sitting in the

28:24

trailer this week and I was watching

28:27

interrogations of killers, and

28:29

I was like, why do I like this? But you know what

28:31

I think it is. I think it's the like criminal

28:34

psychology of it all. It's

28:36

like trying to figure out why

28:38

these people's brains work

28:40

this way, Like what drives this person

28:43

to do this? It's not necessary, I

28:45

mean the crime scene photos. I don't know how

28:47

that like goes back to that. Maybe it's

28:49

just like you're just like look at all this blood,

28:51

yeah, and you're trying to immerse yourself, like you try to put

28:54

yourself in that place and makes

28:56

it real. Yeah, like all this blood and all

28:58

this ship Like the one I was listening

29:00

to the other day. Was this dude named Tyler or

29:02

whatever. He was like this dude who like Anderson

29:05

detail oriented. His name is

29:07

Tyler or whatever. He's

29:09

from United States of someplace.

29:12

It was Tyler had Handler. I

29:15

should I should have had it on deck. But he killed

29:18

his mom and dad with a hammer because they wouldn't

29:20

let him have a house party. But he

29:23

put their bodies back in their room and

29:25

stacked everything that had blood on it

29:27

in it and then posted on Facebook, come

29:29

to my house, there's a party tonight and

29:31

had a rager till four in the morning

29:34

with his two dead parents in

29:36

the bedroom. Fox still going to send

29:39

it. I'm still gonna

29:41

send it. Was he like,

29:44

was Tyler Hadley? Is what Anna

29:46

is saying? Producer Anna says, Tyler Hadley?

29:49

Tyler that crazy

29:52

Tyler Hadley? Thank you? Tyler

29:54

has that is I mean? Was he was that a

29:56

way to like get away with the murder and be like,

29:58

oh, I had a party. I don't know know what happened.

30:01

Someone must acute my parents might

30:03

be party. You still

30:05

gotta send it. I

30:08

think he's still you're a stupid

30:11

dumba Syler had

30:13

issues. Yeah, what's it called

30:15

like dissociation at that point where

30:17

you're just like out of body and you're like, I'm

30:19

just handling this like it didn't

30:21

happen. Well, the I

30:23

guess, like what had happened is he took like

30:26

three pills of ecstasy and he was like out

30:28

of his mind. But he he was just a

30:30

troubled kid. He was like, I

30:32

mean, for sure, I've been on ecstasy

30:34

and the last thing I've ever thought about doing

30:37

is murdering someone with a hammer, not

30:39

someone both your parents, both

30:42

your parents. It was super terrifying. Who

30:44

We're probably like, can you just throw it tomorrow?

30:47

And he was like that he's on too

30:49

much ecstasy, that it's tonight

30:52

already told everybody. Yeah, um,

30:54

there's a good show on Netflix,

30:56

a scripted show where they interview serial

30:59

mind hunter right, mine hunter, Mine

31:01

Hunter? Yes, yeah it was. Season one was pretty

31:03

pretty great, coming back

31:06

better than Game of Thrones. Came

31:08

back for season two. Season two was fine. I

31:10

saw season two, but that was a while ago.

31:12

I want to say that was like before pandemic,

31:15

so they should I want a pandemic. Shut them down

31:17

and that's why we're

31:19

white. Well who made that? Didn't

31:21

didn't Finch or make that d

31:24

Finch? Yeah, it's good. Is it based

31:26

on real serial killers or

31:28

yeah? So basically there's a point

31:31

in the FBI, like in the seventies

31:33

or maybe early eighties, where they were like, hey,

31:35

we want to interview serial killers to find

31:38

out why they do it so we can catch people

31:40

that haven't been caught yet, much like you when

31:42

you were reading that book, right, perfect

31:45

creepy. But they're

31:47

up against everybody who's like, what do you

31:50

fucking crazy? We don't want to give these people a platform

31:52

to talk like they're locked up them,

31:54

but they were like the end game is

31:57

sure, these guys get to talk and come out of

31:59

their else, but then we get to stop

32:01

people from getting murdered in the future. So

32:03

it's it's pretty good. And the actors they got

32:06

for as the killers are fucking

32:08

awesome, scary as ship, they're really

32:10

good. Yeah. Do you think they got a part for Conan

32:12

O'Brien because he could maybe play a cool serial

32:15

killer. I would love to see Conan playing

32:18

cool serial killer. Just

32:21

shave his head, dude, shaved

32:23

head would be wild. Blake

32:26

if you got a role as like a

32:28

crazy serial killer, would you? And

32:30

they're like, but we expect we want

32:32

him bald? Would you shave your head?

32:36

What would it take for you to shave your head?

32:39

Mm hmmm mm hmmmmm.

32:42

Shave not just a haircut, it's

32:45

important. This is a shaved head

32:47

situation. Um, Woke

32:50

has gone seven seasons. You're already done

32:52

with Woke? Okay, you

32:54

don't need the money. Now, I'll tell you what.

32:56

If I'm in this I'm in this Southern heat long

32:58

enough, I might shave my damn head. I'll tell you right,

33:01

he damn it's

33:03

hot as hell. I got a sweaty back in my neck.

33:06

Doude. Okay, but now you're

33:08

deflecting. What would it take? Yeah,

33:10

this is a great question. What would it take

33:12

to cut your hair? This is a great question.

33:14

Not cut your hair, shave your

33:17

head, shave your fucking head. Huh?

33:20

I mean it

33:23

would. It would be a bit of an identity

33:25

crisis for me. Um, why don't you cry

33:27

about it? Why don't you cry? I would do it for a

33:29

role, though, I would like a girls

33:33

back. How

33:36

long would it take you to grow your hair back? Two and a

33:38

half? Three? Years. I have no idea. I

33:40

mean, you would never because it would go through that weird

33:42

phase that you went through when we lived

33:44

together, where it just was like a little mushroom

33:47

top. We could get back through it, the Guarini

33:49

phase, yes, where you just look like Corbin

33:52

Blue, like for like two years straight

33:54

through. I don't like it. Corbin Blue?

33:57

Who's that? He was the kid from

34:00

high school musical type?

34:03

Nice pole? Wow,

34:05

Dirs, don't act like you don't know. You don't know about Corbon

34:08

Blue. Dude never saw high school musical

34:10

either. Okay, stop

34:12

the presses? Are we giving

34:14

flowers? I'm not giving flowers? Okay. So

34:17

first of all, hang on, you don't watch Game

34:19

of Thrones and high school musical?

34:22

Are you guys watching? Man? You gotta

34:25

watch the goods stuff? Just

34:28

shut your bag. What are you

34:30

guys investing in car shows

34:32

and swimming? Jesus Christ? You

34:35

don't watch high school musical or Game of

34:37

Thrones? Then at

34:40

least I've seen men in black? Okay, you

34:42

know what, ship seen

34:46

men in black? Broe men in black.

34:48

This dude brought a gun to a knife fight, right, No more,

34:51

Mr knife guy, I've seen it. Just

34:53

got seated he's like, okay, I've seen

34:56

it, You've seen it. I've

34:58

seen I don't remember the last part. We're looking

35:00

underneath a cat's collar. I don't remember.

35:03

You don't remember. They zoom

35:05

out and the entire universe

35:08

is just in a marble that's in a cat's

35:10

collar, and you're like, oh

35:13

fuck, dude, No, I

35:15

was too. I probably left the theater to go watch

35:18

Austin Powers again. That's probably what I did.

35:20

I probably like, all right, if

35:26

I leave fifteen minutes early, I could catch

35:28

all of Austin Powers so I

35:30

can get the mini me reveal again.

35:33

Yeah, baby, yeah, I make this ship

35:35

look good. Thank you, just the

35:37

two of us. Damn

35:40

make you honey baby? How

35:42

many Men in Blacks are there? How many high school

35:44

musicals are there? Because I would love to put the franchises

35:47

up on

35:50

a battle royal high school musical

35:53

versus m I be here's

35:55

the real thing. If we could set

35:57

them up with a Triller fight club

36:00

and it could be high

36:02

school musical verse.

36:04

Men in Black? Men in Black? Has

36:07

Tommy Lee Jones pretty old, yes,

36:10

cranky? Yeah, but you

36:12

don't think you could fight still? No, I don't. I

36:14

don't, Tommy Lee Jones. Whoops, dude,

36:17

he used to Whoopay he's a buck forty,

36:20

he's eighty years old. Well, wait are we

36:22

talking? We're talking right now, talking

36:24

about when he was agent. What

36:27

was his agent name? Agent

36:29

Lee? Agent Lee? Their letters,

36:32

dude, their letters agent, k you

36:34

raised their whole name, right, No need for fingerprints.

36:36

Oh, I thought you watched the movie. He's

36:39

got him and Will Smith right, and it would

36:41

be verse, Zac Efron

36:44

and Selena Gomez. No,

36:46

Corbyn Blue, Will Smith and Tommy

36:49

Corbin Blue. Let's go Corbin Blue, will

36:51

go Corby. Here's the one thing I know about High

36:53

School Musical is that there's somebody named Sharpay.

36:55

And that's it's tight. There's a human being

36:57

named Sharpay. Isn't like the white

37:00

blonde girl's name Sharpay.

37:04

I honestly, I honestly was just faking

37:06

the funk. I've never seen the movies, but

37:09

I'm telling Zach. I'm telling Zack, dude,

37:11

you're in trouble now. I

37:14

think you'd be okay with it, Adam, you're all

37:16

over the place right now. Man. I'm sorry

37:18

trying to track you, dude, but you're lying so

37:20

much. Hey, keep up,

37:24

Sorry, dude, you better keep but he's

37:27

real. What is real with you,

37:29

guys? Kyle, So you're watching car shows?

37:31

What kind of scripted TV are you

37:33

tuning in for? Oh?

37:35

Man, Uh, nothing, honestly

37:38

nothing. I'm just watching movies right now. That's

37:41

it. What movie I want to I want to hear

37:43

about it? While I went on a big

37:45

du Plas Brothers indie

37:48

run before making the

37:50

indie movie, just to kind of, you know,

37:52

see what the copy them copy

37:55

and to copy them steal their stuff. Yeah,

37:57

yeah, a copy to see what the lar was

37:59

that uh weirdo or

38:01

freak or what's that one called? I love that one. Creep

38:04

creep, creep, sucking great.

38:08

I didn't see the sequel though, Neither to Die.

38:11

But the first one was dope Selah.

38:14

It was an indie movie with a sequel. That's

38:16

rare, right, Yeah, well it's a horror, so

38:19

that's not rare. Horrors

38:22

begin sequels for sure.

38:24

Man, Yeah, man, yeah, did you

38:26

see the one with Mark Duplast and um what's

38:28

this? And Ray Romano? Did you guys see that one?

38:31

Super Indie? That's

38:34

what's called. It's called Superie. Where do you watch?

38:37

It's on Netflix? I can't remember the title

38:39

of it though, but it is very um

38:41

It's like those emotions. It's just emotional. You

38:44

cry, they make you cry and it feels

38:46

good. I don't cry. I need Jackie Chan. Well,

38:49

I dig Jackie Chan too. Yeah. I feel

38:51

like I'm

38:53

like a little disgusted that you've seen all of them

38:55

and none of Game of Thrones. I mean

38:58

that's you're You're trying real hard

39:00

to be alt and edgy and

39:02

uh and I'm succeeded not working

39:05

dog. It's a tale of two budgets,

39:07

really low budget and big

39:10

budget. Baby, Adam the game on, well, yeah,

39:12

you got to know them all. Yeah,

39:14

Adam, what's going on in the game, because I feel like you're Project

39:17

Adams just saying words to Kyle looking

39:19

up above this. He's like, yeah, you're well,

39:21

here's what's happening, guys. I've

39:24

worked all day. I'm a big Clippers

39:26

fan all day here and he

39:28

also just picked up his microphone. It's getting real.

39:30

No, I've had it. I've been holding it, but I've

39:33

so but it's it's higher all

39:36

right. There are no jokes allowed right now. Okay,

39:38

here we go. I've had season

39:40

tickets for seven

39:43

or eight years now, and you

39:45

know, it's a it's a lot of it's a lot of

39:47

money that I've invested and a lot of time I've invested

39:50

watching the Clippers. They finally made the

39:52

Western Conference Finals, Game three.

39:54

It's a big deal. The only time that we could do

39:56

the podcast is right now. So what I'm

39:58

doing is I'm double dipping there and this is

40:01

this is what I have to do. I have to watch

40:03

the Clippers and talk to my friends

40:05

during the podcast, and this is what's happening.

40:08

Why don't you cry about it? I'm not I'm just watching.

40:10

I'm not crying. I'm just watching. It

40:13

seems like you want to cry. Do you think

40:15

they're gonna pull it out? I do. I

40:17

think that they're gonna win this one. I don't know if

40:19

they're gonna win this series. Chris Paul is

40:22

back and back tonight. He's back tonight.

40:24

It's a big deal. You guys we have He's

40:27

Yeah. I agree. I would have loved

40:29

that if you guys would have said that an hour ago.

40:31

But if you take back apologies

40:34

and compliments, what

40:37

do we got anything? Anything? We're want

40:39

to get into the scheduling nightmare for real. This

40:42

week was a scheduling nightmare for us because we're

40:44

all we're all twerking, we're all working and

40:47

twerking, and uh, it was a

40:49

lot to get this one in this week because

40:51

our fans needed. Yeah, they do.

40:54

We're not trying to leave them hanging. It's it's

40:56

Tuesday. They're taking their kids

40:58

to work, they're working in machine

41:00

shops, they work, you know, they're

41:02

working at their dentist office, truck drivers.

41:05

Where about truck drivers at the truck

41:07

drivers the open heart surgeons. They

41:10

needed to get through their days. Adam,

41:13

I like that you let off what they're taking their

41:15

kids to work, which is pretty

41:17

cool. I'm a fan of their parents dropping

41:19

their kids off at work. Turn it

41:21

up, daddy. Our listeners live

41:23

at home and their mom does drop

41:26

them off at Walmart. Hey,

41:36

real quick, this is kind of a I

41:38

got a question, kind of a question

41:40

for everybody. So back back to work.

41:42

I worked yesterday with Mark Evan Jackson, who did a

41:45

couple episodes of Workaholics. Funny guy,

41:47

super funny dude. He's been like almost

41:49

everything, and he was saying, like

41:52

so often young men come up to him

41:55

and say this thing is not gonna suck

41:57

itself, which is a line that he said

41:59

on mar show, and this is like super

42:02

It was like a super straight lace guy. So I

42:04

was wondering if you guys can think of, even

42:06

with snapchat memory, who we

42:08

gave like the worst case

42:10

scenario role to where like

42:13

people come up to them and are like quoting

42:15

the worst fucking line. Never, it's probably

42:17

just Anna. Probably

42:21

the group played just Anna and then like talking

42:23

about slapping their pussy tour or

42:25

something. Oh yeah, that's right, that's

42:27

pretty good. Yeah, I don't I don't

42:29

remember. There's so much of the show that

42:31

I don't remember. After

42:33

season two. I do not remember three,

42:36

four or five, six or seven at

42:38

all. It's like Game of Thrones,

42:40

Like I'll see photos and be like, oh yeah,

42:43

kind of well, like people will all

42:45

the time say something to me that's

42:48

way off the cuff, and I'm like,

42:50

oh am I about to fight a man. Like

42:52

they'll just say some ship that I'm just like

42:54

what it couldn't even tell you. It's

42:57

just way out of bounce, and I'm just like I don't

43:00

know, and they're like, that's

43:02

you said that, that's you, and I'm

43:04

like what, and then they have to like back

43:06

explain and then they're disappointed, and

43:08

I'm like, I'm sorry. We said a lot of

43:10

ship in that show. There's a lot of stuff,

43:13

and you never know what someone's gonna like you

43:16

know that they're gonna grab ahold of like the big

43:18

catchphrases, the tight butt holes, the

43:21

you're ready for the let's go on,

43:23

those kind of things, but like the deep

43:26

cuts. It's because it's like when you watch

43:28

a show with a group of friends, like

43:30

one little thing might stick

43:32

out to you, guys, and then you say that to each

43:34

other all the time. It's science,

43:36

and then you come to us and we don't know

43:38

what you're talking about a lot of times

43:40

I sent you guys that photo the other day.

43:43

I forgot we dressed the vote up like foul

43:45

core from Never Ending, Never Ending

43:47

Story that Like, I

43:49

totally forgot that that ship looked cool

43:51

as fuck. Dude's almost too

43:54

good. Which one was that that was? Like it was

43:56

eighties day or night. Yeah,

43:58

that was with Chester

44:01

Tam and oh shout out Chester Tambourine

44:04

Man, Lean over

44:06

back, Yeah, bro the best.

44:08

Give him his flowers, give him over

44:11

back, give over back his flowers,

44:13

give Chester Tams flowers

44:15

Man over back,

44:18

Chester Tam to explain he was

44:21

in He was like a friend of the

44:23

guys from Lonely Island. Yeah,

44:25

he was a staple and all they're even in a hot

44:28

rod. He's the dude who's just dancing all the time. Yeah.

44:30

Yeah, And he was there their homie and he was

44:32

in a lot of their sketches and he's a funny guy.

44:35

He's a writer now and he uh

44:38

he what skit was it

44:40

that he said? Over back? It's really deep

44:42

where they like put their fingers in each other's

44:45

mouth. Yeah, it's him, And who's the director

44:47

with one name. It's like Row Romanski,

44:51

it's human Roman Sky and

44:54

they like eating food, eating cheeseburgers

44:57

or something, and Romansky like has something

44:59

on his like it or like right

45:01

in the corner of his mouth, and he's like and Chester

45:03

is like, hey, you got something in your mouth, but it's

45:05

kind of like dubbed, kind of weird, got we

45:09

And he's like, where where is it? He's

45:11

like right here, He's like, no, no, over

45:13

back, over back, And it

45:15

was the funniest thing I've ever heard of my life. Yeah,

45:18

and that's the exact thing that I'm talking about, where

45:20

it's like we took ahold of over Back,

45:22

and I still say over back. He

45:25

just in my life where I'm like over back and no

45:28

one finds it funny. It's just a thing that

45:30

I say that I took from him, Like

45:32

no one, it's not like a funny

45:34

joke or anything, and no one gets it exactly.

45:37

You gotta put it in your wedding speed. Sure,

45:39

yeah, I'll say over back. You're exactly right

45:42

if you walked up to either of those dudes that said over back,

45:44

right over back exactly,

45:48

and I think that's exactly. This a perfect

45:50

explanation of what happens to us sometimes

45:52

when someone comes up to us and it's like over

45:54

back, but our version

45:57

of that, and we're like, uh yeah, here's

45:59

what's fun and cool though, is that if Overback

46:01

catches on from the podcast and

46:04

he comes back, and then if

46:06

people find Romantic or Chester Tam and

46:08

they're like yo, over back and they're like,

46:10

I don't know, and they're like, from this

46:13

is important? It's

46:16

important. Is that ship

46:18

still on YouTube? What would

46:21

that be called on YouTube? And

46:23

it is not over back? No, like

46:25

burger something, it's gotta be up.

46:28

It would be like on the Lonely Island website.

46:30

Dude that was let's let's give the

46:32

Lonely Island. They're flowers

46:35

because they were the very first

46:38

sketch group that we

46:41

were working with. Kyle's friend that was helping

46:43

us edit one of our early videos,

46:46

and he was like, our I knew

46:49

these guys when I went to school in Berkeley

46:52

that are now going to be on

46:54

SNL and we were like, holy shit,

46:57

that's awesome. He's like, yeah, they have videos online.

47:00

Check him out and he queued up YouTube

47:02

and first of all, we'd never seen YouTube.

47:04

It was the first time any of us had seen YouTube.

47:07

And he played I think it was

47:09

like store patrol or something. We

47:12

had seen them before YouTube, right,

47:15

They had a website and they were

47:18

like killing it at this monthly or weekly

47:21

shoot your sketch. Oh Channel one

47:23

oh one, Channel one and one that Dan Harmon

47:26

created and

47:29

Jack Block and they were killing it there. But

47:32

then when they had lazy Sundays,

47:34

when like YouTube really fucking

47:37

exploded. Yeah, that I forgot all about

47:39

Channel one oh one that was like a forum that

47:41

you would go and screen your short

47:43

film. We went a few times and

47:47

people would vote right and

47:49

you could be the reigning champ and if you won

47:51

the vote, then you had to make another episode

47:54

the next month. Yea,

47:58

that ship was a great idea. But I remember

48:00

for Lonely Island seeing store

48:02

patrol, I think was the video that I saw, and

48:05

I was like, First of all, I was like, oh, this

48:07

video is hilarious. These guys are hilarious. But

48:09

then also I was like, holy shit, what

48:12

is this platform that you can just push play and

48:14

a video will Actually this is how old

48:16

we are that a video will actually

48:18

play. Because what we were doing is we were uploading

48:21

quick time files and sending

48:23

it to people, and then people would have to wait like twenty minutes

48:25

to watch our like five minute long video, and it sucked

48:28

and no one did it well it to be fair, nobody

48:30

watched our shi even when we got onto YouTube. Do

48:34

you remember when we went to the SNL after party and

48:36

I almost got in a fight with Andy Samberg? Oh?

48:38

Yeah, it was. It was a weird shouting match

48:42

of two people not listening

48:44

to each other. It was like music

48:47

was super loud. Jillian was writing for SNL

48:49

that season. Remember it was the season we were writing

48:51

Workaholics and we weren't sure if Jillian

48:53

was going to be able to do it because she's now a writer on

48:56

SNL and we weren't sure if scheduling

48:58

was gonna work out. We went to give her her

49:00

flowers yes, and she invited

49:03

us to come stay with her for the weekend and see

49:06

go to like the SNL after parties with her

49:08

and stuff, and we're like, oh, hell yeah. And so

49:10

we go to SNL and we go

49:12

to New York to visit Jillian and

49:15

we go to the after party and Andy Sandburg's

49:18

there and we're all fans and it was cool and she

49:20

introduces us and the music

49:22

is loud and he's sitting across

49:24

the table and Jillian goes, Andy,

49:27

this is my friend Adam, Adam, this is

49:29

Andy. And I go, hey, I'm

49:32

Adam and he goes, no, I'm

49:34

Andy. It's Andy. And I go, I

49:36

know, I know, I'm Adam. He's

49:38

like, it's Andy. It's

49:40

Andy. And I'm like, I know, I

49:43

know you're Andy. I'm Adam and

49:45

he's like, I'm Andy. And it

49:48

was like that went back and forth and we and I

49:50

was like, I know you're Andy. I'll

49:53

just Jillian runs back in isan

49:55

like went to the bar and came back and we're like he's

49:58

standing up, we're yelling. I'm like, I know you're

50:00

Andy. I'm like, what

50:03

was happening? And

50:06

then and then we had the same agent

50:09

at that time, and my agent called

50:11

me that next week when we were back in the writer's

50:13

room at Workhalics, and he was like, hey,

50:16

uh, Andy called me and said that you guys

50:18

almost got in a fistfight because he misheard

50:20

you and thought you were calling him Adam.

50:23

I didn't know it got that really and

50:25

then uh and then he was like,

50:28

yeah, he just wanted to and actually

50:30

we squashed it there and he's like, oh, I'm sorry.

50:32

People call me Adam all the time. It just bugs me. I thought

50:34

you were doing it to like shoot on me. And I'm like, oh

50:36

no, I thought you were quoting an old

50:39

YouTube video. I got piste bro

50:41

over back at him over

50:43

back to be fair. Like. We also went

50:46

to another when why were we at that other

50:48

SNL after party? When

50:50

that was the after after the after after Well,

50:53

there was the one when it was like Kyle Mooney was in

50:55

the cast and we came in really hot

50:57

and we're like, yo, let's take it. Were

51:00

like, let's take yeager shots and Kyle's like

51:03

okay, Like you could tell he wasn't super

51:05

thrilled about taking Yeager shots, but he

51:07

was. Beck Bennett was down there, right, dude.

51:10

Beck was down dude.

51:12

And that was the after party. I was lit,

51:15

like I don't know, I haven't been that drunken forever

51:17

and like I literally was like carried

51:20

out of that party and

51:22

uh, I'm still gonna send. I remember

51:24

talking to John Hamm like he

51:27

was talking with um, some

51:30

band I'm linking on the name. Um. They

51:32

wore cool hats, they're really tall, Uh

51:35

Arcade Fire and yeah it

51:37

was Arcade Fire lead singers, huge and

51:40

they're in a circle and I like just chum up

51:42

with them and like try to get in the conversation. But I'm

51:44

so drunk, and I just remember I'm a

51:46

fan of mad Men, so like

51:48

I'm a fan of John Hamm. His

51:51

look of disappointment. John Hamm

51:53

has the best look of like I'm so disappointed

51:56

in you. You're such a piece of ship.

51:59

I'm moving on, Yeah, And he just

52:01

looked at me in that look, and I just

52:04

it was like I was on the show. I would love it.

52:07

Like I just

52:09

stayed in the pocket, like look a look

52:11

at him. Go, he fucking draper, please

52:15

go loser, Like I didn't have the

52:17

wherewithal to go, Like, you know what, I should

52:19

exit out of this circle? Thought

52:21

you were watching a TV show. He's

52:24

like, I'm looking at you so hard, please

52:26

walk away. And you're just like he's

52:28

like just disgusted by me. And I'm like,

52:30

wow, there it is over back. He is

52:32

talented. Look at him over back.

52:35

There's that draper stare. That's

52:38

my thing. Yeah, those SNL

52:40

parties are pretty wild because they just

52:43

go so late, that New York lifestyle.

52:45

Man, you'd stay out all night. And yeah,

52:48

we don't know how to pace ourselves either. Who

52:52

does that? Who does They're all they're all working

52:54

all day and yeah, so they're not drinking.

52:57

We're drinking all day and then getting there and

52:59

it starts like way am. So we've been

53:01

drinking, you know, for a solid

53:03

four or five hours probably, And

53:06

I went with once with Chloe. We're

53:09

in New York and I got

53:11

invited to the after party and

53:13

we're there sitting and I know

53:15

a bunch of the writers and some of

53:17

the cast and stuff. So we're like talking with a lot of the younger

53:20

people and we're sitting in a chair and Chloe

53:23

laughs and she said this is important

53:25

for the story. So we're sitting in the chairs and she

53:27

laughs and clocks her head back

53:30

like gives a classic big Chloe laugh,

53:32

and she rocks someone in the

53:35

dick and he goes, oh man, and

53:38

we look up. It's Chris Rock. Chris

53:41

Rock was visiting and

53:43

she just rocked Chris Rocks. Uh.

53:46

Cock fucking nutsack Chris Rocks cock.

53:48

Thank you, yes, points

53:50

points the rocks cock

53:53

baby. And that's

53:55

what's so fun about those after

53:58

parties. It's just weird ship that would never ever

54:00

happened in life, would would

54:02

happen at those after parties. It's cool that you

54:04

think that it wasn't on purpose. She

54:07

was trying to upgrade. Yeah, she did

54:09

lead with her Tom all right, whoa

54:12

you? Okay, I'll be fine.

54:15

I'll be fine. I just accidentally chored

54:17

him. Or

54:23

google it? Google it. Hey,

54:25

that's from an episode of Workaholic. Yeah,

54:28

didn't you say that in an episode? You

54:30

google it? Yeah? I tell Bill

54:33

to uh, Jillian was

54:35

chorking you, and I'm like google it

54:37

and I walk away. And then I think people

54:39

did google it. And indeed, if you want

54:41

to now google chorre. Isn't

54:46

there a new word? There's a new word for it? That gawk

54:48

I keep seeing go so

54:51

hey, by the way, I just looked up chorg in the

54:53

first video is

54:56

from Workaholics and it's called workaholics.

54:59

Hey, what's chorg? What? I'm

55:04

glad we put chorg on the that it's

55:06

cool because that's amazing because it says

55:09

in that clip to google it, and then you google it

55:11

and you just find that again and you find

55:13

that maybe big

55:16

Google, the internet is undefeated. Where

55:19

did we hear the word king?

55:21

I don't know who

55:23

that is? That a sound? Do you have chork

55:26

sound? But what is cool? What

55:29

is that? Know? It's Steve Carrell from

55:32

Bruce Almighty when he starts

55:34

to control him and he's like, man, I

55:37

like that better than you took an actual

55:39

chorging sound from the Internet.

55:41

That would have been a little grotesque, too

55:44

much. No, this just sounds like

55:47

it. It does sound like it. Yeah, but yikes,

55:53

if I start pulling poor No sounds were in

55:55

trouble, I mean or

55:58

we never showed the clip of Lisa and in the face.

56:00

Goddamn it, Anna, we got to find

56:02

that. Sorry, Mom, you gotta post

56:05

that one. We can comedy classic. It

56:07

might be hard to track down, you're gonna have to do.

56:10

I guarantee you it's super easy.

56:12

Legendary Chirst has that. I feel

56:15

like he already has that downloaded. Let me see how

56:17

fast I can get it ready? Go alright,

56:23

this is pretty cool. You you pick two dudes

56:25

who swear they're really good at porto, and you give

56:27

a very you

56:31

give a specific clip, and then you three

56:33

to one and they race to find the clip.

56:38

He just pulled it up. That

56:44

was That was less than twenty

56:46

seconds. That

56:48

was Yeah.

56:52

Here's what I here's what I googled.

56:55

Spell their name wrong and doesn't

56:57

have an E. I guess, uh, Lisa

56:59

and thumb in butt face? Wam

57:04

wow. I really there's yolk

57:06

on my face. My boy is quick

57:09

good at porn on the face.

57:12

He's so good. I can't find sorry,

57:14

Mama, I can't find this Chester

57:16

tucking YouTube video and you can

57:18

pull up a porn thumbnail. I'm on

57:21

it. I'm on it. Got

57:25

damn man. After

57:27

that, I got no takebacks today? Yeah?

57:30

Absolutely, anybody else have any takebacks?

57:32

Apologies? Uh? You know, giveaways?

57:36

I you know, I don't. I'm

57:39

I'm willing to say that I stand by everything. I'm

57:41

sorry. I will say that I'm sorry. I'm a little

57:43

disconnected. This is a big game for me. I'm

57:46

sorry. Sorry, Mom. I was just saying

57:48

stuff early on and in

57:51

the audience is gonna know, they're gonna say,

57:53

Adams not that invested. It feels

57:55

about the same, thank you. What's

57:58

the score. It's to anyone nine

58:01

Clippers. We're up eight. Uh, it's

58:04

just started the second quarter. So you know, I will

58:06

get to watch a lot of basketball and I'm happy about

58:08

it. How about that last game, the inbound

58:11

pass for the that was the

58:13

game two was going to go down as one of

58:15

the best games in Western

58:18

Conference history. It was not. And

58:20

the past was good. By the way the past nobody.

58:23

There's a different angle. I saw where he really threaded

58:26

it right past the backboard Crowder

58:29

Jay Crowder passing it over Boogie

58:31

Cousins had inches

58:34

to spare if he if he messed it up in any

58:36

one direction, he was just going to clank off the backboard

58:38

or clank off Boogie Cousin's hand. Uh

58:41

um. Chloe posted a video

58:44

of your reaction in real time, going

58:46

like oh fu and I'm like, I need

58:48

that for the soundboard. I wasn't kidding. I

58:50

need it for the soundboard. That pure

58:54

That was the purest oh funk I've ever heard.

58:56

It was so real. I actually was like a

58:59

little bit like, I don't because you know, I

59:01

don't want people to see me like actually

59:03

mad. But no, it was real. You know it

59:06

was real. I don't want people, Actually I

59:09

don't want to be like people be like, oh that Adam

59:11

is an angry guy or something at home, because I'm

59:13

not normally. It's just you know, these Adam,

59:18

the truth is out. Yeah, it's

59:20

okay, it's okay to feel. Man. Good

59:22

job for you for feeling. That's why I love

59:24

sports. It allows a window

59:26

into your anger. It does, it brings

59:29

it brings it out of you. You

59:31

know, these these clippers they tug at my

59:33

heartstrings every damn year, every day.

59:35

I mean, I will say that car show Reality

59:37

TV also brings out That's

59:40

why we love it. They fixed the Camaro

59:43

up to Kyle's liking. Yeah,

59:46

they should have just went with the pettina coat.

59:48

Come on, now, look good. But it's different

59:51

now was dropping the knowledge. Next

59:54

step, we're going deep diving in car

59:57

look, I'll say I'm sorry for shipping

59:59

on Game of Thrones. I know it's I know it's

1:00:01

a lot of people's favorite show. It didn't click

1:00:04

with me. Part of me is so bored

1:00:06

out of my mind that I might just give

1:00:09

it a not a rewatch, but pick

1:00:11

up where I left off in like season four or

1:00:13

something like that. So you really

1:00:15

gave it a shot. You watched, yes,

1:00:18

And I was like, am I

1:00:20

really going to keep going for four more seasons? Yes?

1:00:22

It's just not your thing. Would I wouldn't.

1:00:25

I never saw Sopranos, which is a damn crime,

1:00:27

and I think I'm gonna watch that. Yeah, you should probably tap

1:00:29

in with that. Sopranos is pretty

1:00:31

slow too, though, Like I think you just don't

1:00:33

like slow stuff. Well, it's

1:00:35

like when it's an event in a week, you look

1:00:38

forward to that hour when you have to catch up.

1:00:40

Now you have to do eight hours of slow ass

1:00:42

fucking TV. Dude, it sucks. But Kyle,

1:00:44

I was just talking about how me and you we

1:00:48

it was me and you, me and Kyle when

1:00:50

when we watched like six seasons

1:00:53

of The Shield together and we

1:00:55

would call it going to work, we'd be like

1:00:57

we'd be like, hey, you ready to clock in, And

1:01:00

it was like ten o'clock in the morning, and then we'd watch

1:01:03

all day long until like six. I

1:01:05

think that was because you guys were unemployed.

1:01:07

Was Theo's not like it was worked

1:01:09

to watch it. It was like, hey, let's

1:01:12

make this a joke because we don't have jobs. Because

1:01:14

then it was like, oh, you want to do overtime, you want

1:01:16

to do the ninth episode was put in an hour overtime.

1:01:19

It was and that's cute and funny at him. But

1:01:22

now we have real jobs and real families,

1:01:24

and I just don't have the time. Okay,

1:01:27

yeah, I think I just don't. I don't have like a real family

1:01:29

yet, so I think I do. The Shield is

1:01:32

fucking awesome. I've

1:01:34

never seen that one. The Shield is crack, dude.

1:01:37

That show it pre it basically set Breaking

1:01:40

Bad up to do what it did. Oh hell

1:01:42

yeah, I did. I know. I kept telling Walter

1:01:44

Walton Goggins because he was on

1:01:46

He's on the right Gemstones and

1:01:49

you keep calling him Walter Gargoyles, always

1:01:52

call him Walter Gargoyles, Walton

1:01:55

Goggins, And I was like, I think I geeked

1:01:58

out way too hard. On him. At first,

1:02:00

I was like, oh my god, the shield, the shield, the shield,

1:02:02

and he's like, yeah, man, okay. He was cool, dude.

1:02:04

He was a cool character. He was pretty evil,

1:02:07

like sucking Mackie. You

1:02:09

were like, dude, you're working for your kid.

1:02:11

I know it's tough. I think

1:02:14

here's what I'll say for for Game of Thrones,

1:02:16

the like, there's probably three characters

1:02:18

that I liked, and the rest were kind of just like

1:02:21

there right, Whereas I liked

1:02:23

everybody on the Shield fucking brought it,

1:02:25

even like the shitty dude who strangled

1:02:27

that cat. He was it was

1:02:31

so watchable. Yeah,

1:02:33

but you put them all together, they don't equal.

1:02:35

John Snow, Baby, John Snow,

1:02:38

Is that the main guy? I don't know who that is? Dutch

1:02:41

it is? And Blake Now you're you're

1:02:43

flip flopping. Yeah, I forgot Blake. Have

1:02:46

you seen it? You would have loved this scene. This was Dutch

1:02:48

trying to get in the mind of a serial killer and he

1:02:50

fucking strangled a cat man killer

1:02:53

because he wanted to. He wanted to do it so bad.

1:02:56

It was so fucking good. I mean, what's

1:02:58

his name is good? Um? Uh?

1:03:02

Fucking a

1:03:04

little person? What is his name? What's

1:03:07

the Fun's his name? Walter Gagin.

1:03:10

Walter Gargan from the Game

1:03:12

of Thrones. He's super watching. Yeah, I know

1:03:15

what is that guy's name. He's awesome. Well

1:03:19

said to

1:03:24

that guy, ZIM

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classic way to end it, Blake, are

1:03:37

there kids in my room?