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Welcome to This Is Important,

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a production of I Heart Radio. This

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show where we talk about what's obviously

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most critically crucially important

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today on This Is Important. She's

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got to get to the cabin before

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there's twenty five nutbus Ballet

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Bros. Have the hugest Cox Man. He's

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jerking off and right as he busts,

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he catches a salmon. My dog.

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Coda is also known

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as cum soda.

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Let's go wake

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up, baby

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up. What's

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good, Adam. Let's talk about your resonance

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right now? Adam, You've got a little grow

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to your voice. Um

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yeah, I just woke up super early. You know. There's a

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big, big drinking weekend for me and the fourth

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of July weekend party. And

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then if same story different

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Monday, you know what I mean? Yeah, the same

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story different Monday. And then and then it kind

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of carried on for the for a few days.

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Had the mutual buddy Scotty landis visiting

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friend, friend of the pod

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writer from Workaholics, friend of Workaholic

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and that's right. He also wrote the very

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spooky horror movie Ma with

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Octavia Spencer. But um yeah, he

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was in town. And then I had a super

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early call this morning

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for the Righteous Gemstones. So I was up at five

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in the am and it is almost

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eleven in the PM right now, so

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you know it's it's quite the banger you're burning the

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midnight. But I do have a

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question though, um oh, ship right out

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the game, I just blake,

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how many nimes have you jerked off?

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Come on? He's coming on hot, Come

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on brother, No, that was

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last week. Uh. I

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just ate some baked beans that

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that I got at Home Team, which is a

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barbecue place that I took to the

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other weekend Home with the Game Changer, Home

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of the Game Changer, Delicious Parbecue.

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But it's been about almost two weeks

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at this point. I think tomorrow will

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be the two week mark that I got

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these big beans.

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Do you think they've gone bad? Because immediately,

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like thirty minutes after I ate it, the guts

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have been uh speaking to me? Or

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do you think that's just the amount of

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beers I drank this past weekend is

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finally caught up to me. Also,

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beans, fuck you up from the inside right

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to hold the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more

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you to eat, the more you too. Yeah I've heard that, Yeah,

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classic price, But they're good for you. Right,

2:38

they're good for you. Farting, farting. Farting is

2:40

good for you. Farting is good. Farting is good. I

2:43

feel like it might be a little bit of column A and

2:45

column B. You're you're eating old

2:47

food. Oh I thought you were talking about the vice president

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for a second. So you're like column A

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and I'm like, oh, that's not even her name, dude, we're talking

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beans. Yeah, that's a weird that's

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a weird way that it would be so weird

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if you just started to get politically charged right

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out the game. I feel like it's a column A

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column and her sister Colum b Callum

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bean.

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So we think it's fine. You guys

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would eat bakes beans that have

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been about two weeks. I don't think I would not

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if I don't think I would. I'm

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not a big leftovers guy. If it's

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been there two days, three days,

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I'm chucking it. Really, I let

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stuff grow. I like it. I will eat around

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fun. Guy. I almost died eating eating

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leftover pizza and Washington d sea with you

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guys. So after that, that is true, And that

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was only a day to stop

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easy, Yeah, that was probably only

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eight hours honestly, because

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it was like we were up all night and

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then or like we got it latesh and then

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woke up in the morning, had a slice

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before we hit the road, and then I was so wait, so

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you think you got the food turned into

3:50

poison in eight hours? Is that what

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I'm hearing? Like within eight hours the food turned

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into poison. I was the only person who eat it the

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next day and almost

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died. Jesus, that's right. Yeah, but

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that was probably Like what's the ship you can

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get from spinach? Yeah?

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I think you've got the E. I think you

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had the big that's if

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you eat the wet spinach. If you eat the

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spinach that looks like a soaked that's when

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you get the E. The soapy spinach. Yah,

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the stuff looks like it's covered in soap.

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Little bubbles, those little those

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little scrawber bubbles. Did you guys ever, like

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were you like on your like Mom's like clean

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up ship at the crib, those little soap

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bubbles with the bristles. I

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want I wanted like toys of that. Why

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doesn't that company make toys and then brand people

4:35

super young and then you've got them for life?

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Because I think they're they're kind of sex toys.

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They're like little massagers. Yeah, you just the

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brush. You need way more information.

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Yeah, my mom actually had a lot of them growing

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up, the brushes. Yeah, yeah,

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she had them all over for sex.

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So wait, you think those the bristles

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are for boys or girls or

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or what little or but for

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boys, girls or butts? Yeah, all

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all genitals respond to bristles,

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yea in my family. Okay,

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wow, I feel like they're rough bristles, but you're

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a rough guy. Yeah, they're

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tough. They're meant for soap scumb. They're

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meant to like scrape off like mildew

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and soap scum, Like that's what you

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claim. Yeah, and I call I call my

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penis and testicle scum.

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I call my genital scum soap

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and scums soaps. Come, I must clean

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the scum off. It's the scum shot scrape

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the scum. So freaking that is what

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scumbag is, right. Scumbags are condom

5:35

like scum is like euphemism

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form. Yeah, well you're yeah, you're teaching

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us a lot on this podcast about like ejaculation.

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Yeah, hey, that's what I'm here for. We

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didn't know Pearl Jam was about.

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It was like you know, e Jack allegedly,

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and he taught us that. I also think that DR's

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has this cool skill where he

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can just take any road

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back to Come Bill.

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That's cool. It all loops back to Come

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with Jersey to Come,

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slick roads, slippery slide.

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Speaking of come, Hey, speaking of Come,

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I have some out of game. I have

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something I did it? You

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do? I did it? Would you do? I did it? Did you

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snip? I made the appointment. I made the appointment.

6:20

I made the appointment. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, that doesn't stop you from me jacking,

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does it? No? No, the loads still still

6:30

come from what I've told But yeah,

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you still have all the fun of

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the toy, but none of the dangers.

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Well, so no more live

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ammunition. It's it's all blanks.

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Well when I do it, I haven't done it yet. I made

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the appointment. I walked in. That's cool. Yeah,

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can we walk through the science of it?

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Like, um, science? What

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what is the technical term for? It's

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called a vasectomysectomy

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because that is definitely a German

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scientist who discovered that, right

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because they cut the vas deference. Someone

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did. That's that's what's

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sick to me and they're like, well, we

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gotta do it. VA's cool. So

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they cut it off and then they tie

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it, or there's two of them in

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the sack and they cut both of them and

7:22

then I guess they cauterize it or

7:25

something I got looking too that. I don't know. Yeah,

7:27

I think that's to get a blow torch in there and just

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sucking torch. You I might

7:31

be confusing, like girls get their tubes

7:33

tied and boys get their their dick

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snipped. Yes, I don't know if there's any literal

7:38

tying happening. I think that's kind of like a

7:40

cute fun thing to say, right, It's

7:43

like a crimp. Why can't we say I don't want

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to get snipped, Yeah, let's I would rather

7:47

get crimped. Maybe we can start

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that crimping I'm getting. I'm getting

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my nuts at crimp.

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They just make the tubes zig zaggie. I'm

7:57

had to get my nuts crimping this

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weekend, kind

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of like it's eighties day in high school. We're just crimping

8:04

our nuts. We should crimp our pubes and

8:06

just like change the world. Oh

8:09

my god, let's for sure

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start crimping a lot of our hair

8:13

on our body and like finger wave your pubes.

8:16

I feel like people were like, we shaved, like show

8:19

that we've got We're cleanly, we're all

8:21

cleaned up. We take care of our bodies. But if

8:23

you style that ship, yeah that's

8:25

hot. Here's the science of the vasectomy,

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if you guys want it like, oh sir, I don't

8:29

like it. A vasectomy works by stopping

8:32

sperm getting into a man's semen,

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the fluid that he ejaculates. We all

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knew that. I think, well,

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do you just you squeeze your dick really

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hard? No, that is true. That's one of

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the techniques. Back it up. The tubes

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that carry sperm from a man's testicles

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to the penis are cut, blocked, or

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sealed with heat. No,

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oh, they are carteris corduroid.

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You have to wear corduroys. This

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means that in a man ejaculates, the semen

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has no sperm in it, and a woman's egg cannot

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be fertilized. So that's the whole point.

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That just flooded me with with memories.

9:08

I actually think I did have that

9:11

knowledge somewhere in my brain for sure, crazy

9:14

dude, somewhere you got fucking

9:16

flooded. Wow, I learned a thing once

9:19

and uh no, I'm actually hell

9:21

a smart. You just have to knock the knowledge

9:23

loosen. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I knew that. An

9:27

that I can't explain it exactly, but

9:29

yeah I knew that for sure. Say

9:31

it to me and I will confirm that

9:33

it's true. I'll repeat

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it back to you. Yeah, okay, So Blake, did

9:38

you know this that you can

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reverse it? Uh? And

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it's like reversible.

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I did not know that. Wow,

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it can still wrangle its way like

9:51

ship still goes on. I had a buddy

9:53

who I swam with who got it and then he was like,

9:55

didn't work. God, Well,

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it depends on how quickly you're you're blasting.

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Afterwards, you have to clear the chamber. You have to you

10:03

have to shoot like, you know, like times

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to clear it. Really. Yeah, yeah,

10:08

you got a God damnit, honey, I mean you're clearing

10:10

it exactly. Do you want another kid? Then?

10:12

Let me watch this. It's been a year. So

10:14

are you going to take a big weekend? Are

10:16

you going to take the oculus? Uh? A

10:21

romantic weekend? Really treat yourself,

10:23

really treat yourself. And just cleared the

10:25

tubes. Yeah, unload the banana

10:27

clip it

10:29

feels like something I could throw on the calendar. Yeah.

10:32

Yeah, I feel like she doesn't want to

10:34

be around you on a weekend. That you're truly

10:36

trying to jerk off twenty times.

10:38

That it's a job.

10:41

Yeah, that you're going to work. You're going

10:43

to work. Honestly, guys, I hate

10:45

to say it, but I think we have a movie

10:47

idea. I think we slipped and fell into a

10:50

movie idea. Clearerssting,

10:53

don't say it like that really slipped.

10:56

Okay, you're taking the road back to come

10:58

down. But come on now, I'm saying more.

11:00

Four best friends all get snipped

11:03

and they go to a house starring

11:06

in this movie The

11:08

LEAs. I'm a part of the ensemble. Broused

11:12

to it. Get used to it, dude, I

11:14

am used to it. Okay,

11:16

I was just I was wondering, Wait, I want to hear

11:19

this huge comedy. No, I'm

11:21

already rewriting it. One friend gets

11:23

snipped, My friend gets snipped. Kyle,

11:25

the star of the movie, and his three best friends

11:28

go with him to like a house in

11:30

the desert to do his last

11:33

ejaculations, and they want to make each one

11:35

special. Yeah. Wait, you guys are gonna be

11:37

there for me. I'm just gonna take this. They well,

11:39

they want to make each ejac a

11:42

special event for him. Yeah,

11:44

it's am. It's like, you know, he's like coming to terms

11:46

with like he can never create life again. So

11:48

we're like, let's treat each ejaculation

11:51

like a birth of a child. Can I flip

11:53

this a little bit? Absolutely and make it

11:55

more of a female driven

11:58

comedy? Okay, and

12:01

that's hot right now. So

12:04

uh, A woman gets pregnant

12:06

her husband and they're so happy, and he's

12:09

like, you know what, honey, She's like,

12:11

I'm just done with kids. We can't do this anymore,

12:13

Like it's too much. She hates

12:15

kids. Maybe she hates kids. Well, she's she's

12:17

she's had it, she's with

12:20

them. She wants to move on from having more

12:22

kids. And he's like, totally get it. You know

12:24

what, let's get

12:26

snipped, right. So he

12:29

gets snipped and he goes, honey, I'm gonna go away

12:31

for this weekend. I got twenty five shots.

12:33

I got to bang out. You don't want to be around for that.

12:36

He leaves. She

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has a miscarriage the next day.

12:43

Oh my god. But and

12:45

now she's got to get to

12:48

this. I'm sorry,

12:50

I forgot comedies dead. Wait,

12:52

how this

12:57

is sad? I don't know how you get past the seedy

13:00

he's setting it up. I haven't said

13:02

they haven't said the punchline yet. She's

13:04

got to get to the cabin before

13:06

there's twenty five nutbus

13:09

because once he passes the nutbus

13:11

and so like you're inner cutting from her, like you

13:13

know, the car breakdown, she'll run into

13:15

her. So there's there's truly a chicken

13:18

cock a

13:22

checking cock. Yeah,

13:24

okay, I love that. And maybe the place

13:26

he went is there's no cell phone, so

13:29

right exactly if there's just it's

13:32

the cabin. It's the cabin. Yeah, you could come up to

13:35

Yes, there's just it was his it was his creepy

13:37

old grandpa who just went there to

13:39

die and just has a wall

13:42

of dusty old porno tapes and

13:44

your inner cutting, so it's just you're you're

13:46

just jerking off to like Christy Canyons

13:49

or whatever whatever old

13:51

porn Betty Page or something that's great

13:54

Grandpa here or his grandpa dying

13:56

in the movie. Yeah, we could throw that in like the

13:58

like deleted scenes, maybe in the

14:00

coda the very very end of the movie, after the credits

14:03

is we like we walk back and find

14:05

him still jerking off the woods, like he goes

14:07

on a walk. He thought he was dead the whole time.

14:09

But yeah, we think he's dead and he's still

14:11

And what is the coda? I

14:13

think that? Isn't that like after

14:16

the little scene after um their

14:18

credits roll. Oh it's not like the secret

14:20

scene. It's like I think it's the last last

14:23

bum, you know, like the last

14:25

note, Like that's what is

14:27

that? What is the led Zeppelin album? Coda? Their

14:29

last album? So that was

14:31

a Come related album? Oh my god. No,

14:34

wait, we're not talking about Coming anymore. Wait,

14:38

hold on, like jerks off on

14:41

one plane when he was nineteen

14:43

years old, and it blew my fucking

14:45

mind. He jerks off on one time

14:48

on a plane when he was in his late teens

14:50

and suddenly he just has jizz on the brain.

14:52

His brain has come. I'm sorry,

14:54

no, it crossed because Kyle's dogs

14:57

names Coda comes Soda.

15:00

It's right. It wasn't totally

15:02

out of the blue, Okay. I was like, wait, where

15:04

are you getting? Okay? I know, I

15:06

was like, wait, what then this happened to my briend? My

15:08

dog Coda is also

15:11

known as come soda. But

15:16

you know, I feel so bad for

15:18

everybody listening who's like, I gotta

15:20

stop, I can't follow it anymore. But

15:24

it's not that. But it's not that. Yes,

15:27

back to what durs. You just pitched

15:30

a really good movie because you could have this whole

15:32

like this, This lady and her best

15:34

friend are on a buddy and the best

15:36

friend is pregnant, like super pregnant,

15:38

ready to pop. She's not supposed to

15:40

go, and then you just keep cutting the husband having

15:42

just like the weirdest jerk off scenes scenes

15:46

right, and then you're back to the action, and then you're back to the

15:48

heartfelt story, and then you cut to the dumb dude

15:50

just like, bro,

15:53

this is the strangest well it can

15:55

also like you, like your original pitch. I want

15:57

to save some of that because you know there was

15:59

some meat on those bones, just

16:01

those balls, so to speak. Sure, well, yeah,

16:04

um, like some of those scenes should be pretty

16:06

beautiful. Yes, well, because

16:08

he's dealing, like he's really finding himself out

16:10

there and he's really enjoying he's underneath the water

16:12

outdoor jack sessions. For sure, he's jerking

16:15

off, and right as he busts, he catches

16:17

the sand of that, it

16:19

jumps up for the nut and then he grabs

16:21

it with his hand and he grabs it, yeah,

16:24

just with his bare hands. By the lip it's flipping

16:26

around, and then and then it cuts to him eating

16:28

it perfect, Yes, exactly. Guess

16:30

what he doesn't have any lowries?

16:32

What's it going to use? The season? Now?

16:35

That's nasty. I don't know. I

16:39

don't know. He needs something salty. I don't know. I

16:41

don't know what he's gonna use. Let's let

16:43

the audience decide, Adam, what would

16:45

be salty to your knowledge? Something

16:48

not salty and kind of buttery tasting. I'm not sure.

16:51

I don't know. Is that the description?

16:54

Is that what it's called? Yeah, it tastes exactly

16:56

like uh, from all the

16:59

loads that I've swallow, uh swallowed,

17:02

not tasting salty

17:05

and buttery, salty and buttery. Right, And

17:07

there's a valid replacement

17:09

for lowry or

17:12

or like an old bay or like an old

17:16

season. It's another seasoning. Yeah, yeah,

17:20

well I think we got some. I was picturing like a wild

17:22

horses running by the guy when he's this stroking

17:25

it, you know, maybe he gets

17:27

maybe one stops and sees him

17:29

doing it and just looks like he's

17:31

going to charge him and then just bows down. You know,

17:33

horses get like a cross there. Yeah,

17:38

one huff in front of the other and then just bows

17:40

down like it's some sort of magical moment

17:42

between the two of them. And then for the rest of the

17:44

movie he just rides that butt naked

17:47

horseback. When he does

17:49

a hands free e jack, yeah, and he's

17:51

writing it bare back. That's

17:53

also kind of a sexual term. There's a lot here,

17:55

guys. Yeah, there's so much here. I

17:58

would love to spend some moments on this

18:00

some of that, and then also roll through like

18:02

twelve of them. He quick like, oh

18:05

yeah, he does it on the way up, he

18:07

bangs. There's twenty five. We have to get through twenty

18:09

five. Yeah, you're gonna want

18:11

to move move it all. Every single cutaway should

18:13

be a new genre for sure. It's genre bending.

18:16

And guess what, it's a it's a ticking cock. But

18:19

that cock has a tick times.

18:21

That's a lot of tick. And

18:24

what's cool is it by the end when he

18:26

when he gets up to like the fifteens, the

18:29

late teens, like when the movies when

18:31

the audiences glued to their seats in

18:33

the screen. Right, it's tough. He

18:35

can't just go back to back, Pops, what about

18:37

the dark nut of the solar blake

18:40

hit it? Yes, points,

18:44

you give it to yourself. There you go, baby, Yes

18:46

points, you earn great? Thank you?

18:49

Cool? And then you know what what we

18:51

we can show something earlier that foreskin

18:53

shadows what happens later. I

18:57

didn't know it's gonna be back to shadow.

19:00

Well, I'm just saying, if we can find something in the

19:02

right vein, yes,

19:06

And I don't want to rip off any old movie like Shaft

19:09

or ye yes,

19:11

yes anymore

19:14

anymore. Wow, he's

19:16

got to take a sip of beer after that. Run,

19:18

my boy, he's

19:20

gotta wet that whistle. But like, the soundtrack

19:23

could be amazing. You could get like you a Franklin.

19:27

Yes, but I

19:39

had one other things I just thought of though. If that's cool,

19:41

still on the top of it all right, No, I

19:43

just was like tripping because when he said it could reverse

19:45

it, I was like, why didn't I get one of these one? I was fucking

19:47

eighteen years old, right right

19:50

right right? Yeah, Like I feel like we should

19:52

have this conversation. Well also, yeah,

19:55

it's because you also should be scared of STD

19:58

not just getting people pregnant,

20:00

you know what I mean. But at the same time, is anybody

20:03

doing this, like like young, I'm

20:05

sure some psycho path is doing it. For

20:07

sure, psycho this is like it's a kind

20:09

of a genius thought. Yeah, but it's

20:11

borderline. But but also you should

20:13

be wary of other STDs.

20:15

It makes you want to wear condos with

20:18

people. I get that, but you always put the I D the I

20:20

U D and the woman has to wear it take the pill.

20:22

All that this for like the

20:24

dude to step up and just be like I'm

20:27

clean. I think it's because it's a surgery. But

20:29

let me give you another example. So say

20:31

you do it at eighteen and then you kind of

20:33

undo it at thirty. You know how, Like if

20:36

you don't use a sink for a long ast time and

20:38

you come back to a house and it's like and

20:41

it doesn't work. Great. What if you untie your ship

20:43

and then like your ship is just like for

20:46

a couple of years. I mean, maybe save some

20:48

of your come and then tie it up. Come

20:51

for sure, every eighteen year

20:53

old man's household should just have an ice cube

20:56

tray of frozen come just in

20:58

case you never know when God, dude,

21:00

top, where's that ice cube?

21:05

I got some white claws all ice if you want

21:07

one, dude, that's not are

21:10

these white claws? This tastes exactly

21:13

like lowries? Dude? What the fuck?

21:17

Oh man? That's got that old bay takes

21:19

some white claw ice cubes? Tastes like lowries.

21:22

What's going on? It's

21:24

like a cream soda mixed with

21:26

lowries? What the funk is this flavor?

21:29

Don't get me wrong, it's good, dude,

21:31

but like what is Don't get me

21:33

wrong, it's hella good. It's

21:36

really good. Oh my god,

21:38

it is so good, dude. I'm just saying,

21:41

what is this flavor? I've got some energy

21:47

sick men? Bro? What is that?

21:49

This is the best white Russian I've ever

21:52

had. It's it's a

21:54

little salty, it's a little sweet. It's

21:57

kind of like an oyster in

21:59

a way. I just want to slip

22:01

it down. I like it. If

22:03

you're not gonna hit the soundboard, I'm gonna do I

22:06

make Oh no, did

22:08

I freeze again? No? You're good? No, you're

22:10

good, You're good. God. There was one

22:13

moment when you guys were pitching like the horseback

22:15

thing or whatever. I went off into a

22:17

section completely without

22:19

you guys. I was just talking to myself, but

22:22

I bounced back. Did you see a cat cross

22:25

your path twice? Yeah? I was on

22:27

matrix. That's a glitch in the matrix. Oh,

22:29

by the way, when you guys are like giving me a shit about

22:32

men in black and you guys are like to get the cat,

22:34

the cat's collar, it's a pug.

22:37

It's a pug, you fools, and you guys are all like, you don't

22:39

even know that, and then you

22:42

guys know, you guys kept

22:44

saying cat's collar. We did. We did,

22:46

That's what it was. A caller. That's the most important.

22:48

Party is always he's

22:52

got a good point and uh, egg

22:54

on your face a little bit. Yeah. Also,

22:56

early compliment for going and watching that movie

22:59

when we said you should. Absolutely that

23:01

was huge. He didn't go watch it. He just know

23:05

people on the internet, dude, the Internet stays

23:07

undefeated. Cheating,

23:11

eating pot important on

23:13

Instagram or Instagram handle. We

23:15

now have sixty nine point

23:18

six thousand followers.

23:20

Smash that like button that

23:23

it's important, and I think, uh, we

23:25

cut it off. We don't allow any more followers,

23:28

right, Okay, right, we have the perfect

23:30

amount, the funniest number. I think we

23:32

just stick there and don't

23:35

get any bigger. Yeah,

23:37

top it off at sixty nine. If you're in the club,

23:40

you're in. If you're out, sorry,

23:42

you're gonna miss a lot of good drops. Let's

23:45

go private. Can we turn the account private?

23:47

Please? Or maybe get bigger, get

23:49

to like six hundred and sixty nine thousand or

23:51

something that would be the next morning. I think we can just do

23:54

celebratory like land, like, um

23:56

oh, we've got to sixty nine thousand. We make

23:58

a big deal of it. When we get to four thousand,

24:00

huge deal. Also another

24:03

huge deal. Yeah, i'd be a really huge

24:05

deals. That's gonna be a super fun

24:07

podcast. We just get mad sticks during

24:09

it. Cast gonna

24:11

go off man the

24:14

best. So, Kyle, are we two

24:16

weeks out from this? I'm

24:19

doing it in August? I'm almost like a month

24:21

out. Actually, I had to schedule it a month

24:23

because I'm gonna be out of town for two weeks. Yeah, I gotta

24:25

get one of those on deck, I know, I know, yeah, yeah,

24:28

yeah. You gotta make it a

24:30

special day though, Like I got friends who did

24:32

it and then like their wives like took them out

24:34

for drinks because you're like on some kind

24:36

of drugs. So it just takes a couple of drinks to get

24:38

severely loaded. Kind of nice celebrate

24:41

with your lady. Just one kind of drug. I

24:43

don't know what it is, but thank you. It's some

24:45

pain pills. And they give you some pain pills. Already

24:48

got my script. I don't know if I'm gonna do them. We'll

24:50

see, okay, yeah, and you're not gonna

24:52

wait whoa, let's just yeah, you're just gonna

24:55

rough it. Yeah, well, dude,

24:57

it is your where you sit

24:59

all the time time. You know, it will

25:01

be mad, uncomfortable. It's not like just

25:03

a leg that you could keep extending. Yeah, I

25:06

know. I probably will take a pain pill. I just always

25:08

say this. Going to surgeries, I'm like, I don't really want to

25:10

do the pain pills because I'm the kind of guy

25:12

that fucking goes into it and I love him,

25:14

but I don't wanna. I don't want to do

25:16

it. Dude, you can't do the pain

25:18

pill. And we have to record that.

25:21

That would be That's fine, that's fine.

25:23

We have to It's gonna be like the

25:25

episode where you get your throat slit and you're like, he's

25:30

not gonna do the pain pill, but he's going to smoke

25:33

like three thousand joints to his

25:35

face. That's how I do it. That's how that

25:37

will be. You're just gonna numb yourself. Sure,

25:41

I still want to tune in still

25:43

good TV. Yeah. I want to see,

25:45

like you know when they do the up close like the

25:48

medicals, like the the

25:50

like the camera that goes down into your body and you can

25:52

see like the holes and like the wet weirdness where

25:54

you're like, this is the subway inside

25:56

your body. I want to see that ship, dude in

25:58

your space. Dude. I uh. They said

26:00

I have to get a jock strap. So I have to order

26:02

a jog strap and bring it because I have to put

26:05

my nuts in a jock strap for three

26:07

days. Afterwards, I'm supposed

26:09

to lay down for two days. Why,

26:12

because you don't. They don't want them flapping around

26:14

in those What kind of underwear

26:16

do you sacks? Well?

26:19

I wear sacks, So I almost asked the guy,

26:21

like, yo, can I just sacks work? Because

26:23

they have a pouch. You told me you're sacks man. They

26:26

do, that's the thing. They have a sack. It might

26:28

be the best post vizectomy under

26:30

that puts a lot of business

26:33

up front. I don't know if you guys have that crazy

26:35

bulge when you wear those, like upfront

26:37

nut and yeah mine

26:39

was crazy. Yeah, mine was out of

26:41

this world. Is like people were kind

26:43

of looking. I'm like, yeah, yeah,

26:46

me too. Yeah mine was so insane.

26:49

Yeah, dude, my my bulg is so crazy.

26:52

Can't wear sacks underwear because it makes my

26:54

dick look too big is my problem

26:56

with That's why it makes it

26:58

makes pants uncomfortable. Yeah, like

27:01

they're already like tight enough. That

27:03

being said, wonderful design

27:05

work. Yeah, I don't know. I mean I like them

27:07

a lot of fun patterns. I

27:09

like them at least I have a bulge when I wear them.

27:12

Yeah, that's true. That's true. It is an enhancer.

27:14

It's an enhancer for the god. But

27:17

it for sure does look like whatever ballet dancer

27:19

dudes rock what are those

27:21

called? I don't know, but that really

27:23

makes a dance belt. I think it is called the dance

27:25

bands dance belt, Like we wear

27:28

those when we get naked on, Like when you're

27:30

acting and ship and you're running around, you rocket

27:32

dance belt ballet bros have the hugest

27:34

cox Man, it is crazy. Any who,

27:38

wait, is that real? Is that like a real thing

27:40

that even or are you just thinking about the seed in top

27:43

secret a little bit of that. I'm thinking

27:45

like John Claude van Dam was a ballet dancer

27:49

in a full, full on law

27:51

who was the famous dude of the eighties. And how

27:53

do you how do you know have you seen

27:56

like sex videos with him or what? John Claude

27:58

van Dam? Yeah, I just feel

28:00

like in his movies he highlights his

28:03

his dick area by doing like the splits,

28:05

and I just just freeze frame it and

28:07

I just kind of zoom in a little bit with my

28:09

eye, all right, And I thought, okay,

28:11

good professional lighting. Okay,

28:14

please don't take away from John Claude during

28:17

game over, man, why didn't we use any like

28:20

professional lights?

28:22

There were no lights pissed down, seemed

28:24

like there's any professional lights accenting.

28:27

It was like normal just regular lights

28:29

for like your face and stuff. There's no special

28:32

cock light. Yeah. Well, I was trying

28:34

to make it really grounded and realistic.

28:36

You know. It wasn't like a big

28:39

splashy eighties nineties. Blake's

28:41

favorite decades sort of movie

28:44

much more grounded. So you didn't want to do that much

28:46

more grounded, you know, it just very grounded.

28:48

You went very grounded with the cock lighting,

28:51

like super almost indie grounded,

28:53

like very flat lighting. Sick

28:56

would it have been if you if we opened

28:58

it up and revealed it and it was just lit perfectly

29:01

like listening and it would be great.

29:04

There's like a light underneath its

29:06

own spot. Let me do

29:08

the sequel, came Overboard, here

29:11

we come. We're getting campy. I would like to

29:13

do like a trill over camp like

29:15

Naked Gun with You, like a Zucker

29:18

movie, just where it's a one million

29:21

jokes. We try to pack as many dumb silly

29:23

bits as we can into a movie because

29:26

admittaly those movies are still so fucking

29:28

funny. Let's call the WANs and make it happen. Yeah,

29:30

they've really been running that the last twenty years. The amount

29:33

of work they put just even in background

29:35

jokes was just unreal. How I can an

29:37

ambulance would drive off and get connected

29:40

to some fucking streamers

29:42

and hit a bike that hits this, and Frank

29:44

Drebin's in the foreground, like and he just doesn't

29:47

even notice it. It's the best. One

29:49

of my favorite versions of those movies is

29:51

A Top secret with Val Kilman or anybody.

29:54

Yes, when the chick is on the motorcycle

29:57

and she's riding and her hair is like flapping

29:59

like in wind, and then when she gets there,

30:02

the hair is stuck, stuck going back

30:04

and she turns and whatever.

30:07

My wife pulls her like hair out of the

30:09

fucking hair tie for the day. It just

30:11

it goes straight vertically back, and I'm like,

30:13

have you ever seen this? She's like, can you

30:15

stop bothering me about dumb movies?

30:19

Yeah, it's been about twenty years of

30:22

of you mentioning that I'm

30:24

just trying. I'm just trying

30:27

to feed our children and keep them alive. Why

30:29

don't you go podcast all night with your friends?

30:31

You shut your bait. They talked for another

30:33

four hours about come all right, Yeah,

30:36

that's great. Why don't Why don't

30:38

you put some come on the table. I'll

30:41

be over here, but put more come on the table. I

30:45

have to dprogram our children

30:47

after they listen to your podcast. No,

30:49

No, they'll be proud. They'll be very proud. That's

30:52

gonna live forever, right, Yeah,

30:56

yeah, admittedly Chloe's been

30:58

getting some d M of people

31:00

being like, uh, they talk about you

31:02

a lot. Yeah, yeah,

31:06

people just sliding in her damns. Uh.

31:08

She was talking about the wedding on her

31:10

Instagram or something, and people are like, are you

31:13

excited for everyone to be wearing kilts

31:15

and sombreros? And She's like, Adam,

31:17

what the fun are you doing? And

31:20

evidently you guys are selling n f T s of

31:22

your collective cock. And I'm like, oh, yeah,

31:24

it is a great idea. You know what she's questioning?

31:27

You like that, dude, maybe you should start questioning

31:29

something else. Yeah,

31:32

she the one I don't

31:34

know. All she's doing is asking what's

31:36

going on. She's not She's

31:38

just like, what's going on? In the most loving

31:41

way? Are you sure you want to do

31:43

this? And I'm like, come, puts food on our

31:45

table. Baby's like, what are

31:47

you even saying? Okay,

31:49

fine, we're not getting married, Fine,

31:51

okay, fine. If you won't let

31:54

me and my friends sell our collective cock

31:56

on the internet, goodbye, fuck it. That's

32:01

it. It's a wrap. Goodbye.

32:04

I mean, I see where she's coming from,

32:07

but fuck it. Yeah, yeah, when

32:09

you when you really walk it back, I would be

32:11

sad after I left. Oh yeah, for

32:13

a little bit. Probably walk I probably

32:16

walk away and be like, you know, that was a mistake.

32:18

I probably should have relatively

32:20

quick. But then but then did you'd

32:22

you'd be like, but I didn't snip it yet, so

32:25

like, yeah, you know, to

32:28

put a ring on it, So you still want to put

32:30

a ring on it? I still want to put a ring here. It's

32:32

bulky, but I considered carry on it. Classic

32:36

Mr Chicken dance. I told you, yes,

32:39

Satan, goddamn yes,

32:41

Satan. Oh my goodness great. How is

32:43

Jim Carrey doing? I do feel like every

32:45

time he does make an appearance

32:48

the Red Carpet one kind of that's

32:50

like its own isolated incident, that one. But

32:52

like when he comes to like the Emmy's and

32:54

gets up there, I do feel like everybody

32:57

fucking laser focuses because they know it's

32:59

about to be so funny, and it

33:01

always is. He crushes so

33:04

goddamn hard on every talk show,

33:07

on every late night appearance,

33:10

on every Red Carpet He's just so goddamn

33:12

good. Yeah, how is that? Because

33:14

I don't know, he's just been a master for so long.

33:17

I mean, Adam, you know, about this, Like, uh,

33:19

at a certain point, as a stand up, when

33:21

people know you're going to be funny,

33:23

all you gotta do sometimes

33:26

is just walk out there and like give a

33:28

look, and people are already like, yes,

33:31

I know what that look means.

33:33

And he's built

33:35

that with everybody like fucking

33:37

for twenty whatever years, and now he could just go

33:40

out there and go a little

33:42

hot up here and

33:45

people lose their ship. But

33:47

then also also he

33:49

he's not just funny in it. He's not. Everything

33:52

he does is really funny. But

33:55

we're ready, Like I think I saw something.

33:57

I think it was like on Cammel a few years ago, and

33:59

he's promoting in something and he

34:01

was just like, you know what, Kimmel, I'm

34:04

I'm better telling stories when I'm on the

34:06

move. Can I just be on the move? Oh?

34:08

He was on the treadmill. Yeah, and then a treadmill

34:11

rolls out and he gets on this and then

34:13

just dead sprints while telling this story

34:15

to Kimmel, and it was so fucking funny,

34:18

just such a dumb idea that for

34:20

sure they're like, yeah, we can get a treadmill here. Yeah,

34:22

he's the best man, the best, and he changed

34:25

this podcast forever. He really

34:27

really did. He

34:30

did. He was one of the first buttons favorite

34:32

Jim Carrey movie. Are

34:35

you asking favorite Jim Carrey movie?

34:37

Go? I mean, if you can, if you can handle

34:39

it. This is like my mom's Facebook post

34:42

favorite Jim Carrey movie. I know you

34:44

don't like this, but he's got some of those serious

34:46

ones, you know. Are we able to

34:48

have the two kind? Hey? Man,

34:50

you can pick your ship. I'll go

34:52

first. I'll go first and give people time. I'll give people

34:55

time here, Okay, okay, I will

34:57

say I love I

34:59

love of Dumb and Dumber. But for me as

35:02

a movie, as a movie,

35:04

here we go. I know what's coming. Cable Guy,

35:07

the Cable Guy. Oh yeah, cable

35:09

Guy. The watchability

35:12

of Cable Guy. I can watch it

35:14

a million times. Yeah, that movie

35:16

rocks. You know it's going to be Chris Farley before

35:19

Evidently then he died. Yeah,

35:21

he died like while they were casting. He was

35:24

cast, I guess, and then

35:26

he died during that and they were like, Agiano

35:30

would have been a different movie for sure, totally.

35:32

Jim wanted to go dark, I think, right, because he had

35:35

already been kind of goofy, goofy goofy, and he was like, let's

35:37

make it a little darker and they were like sure, and

35:39

then did not land with America.

35:42

People did not really love that movie. But I was

35:44

like, fucking that was it not

35:46

a success? It just tanked. It

35:48

was a flop. It was compared to what

35:51

his other movies have, masked dumber.

35:53

And they paid him twenty plus million dollars

35:56

to be the lead of it, so they the budget

35:58

was huge and I think it ended

36:00

up making a lot of money, but not initially.

36:02

And those hair plugs. That was also the first

36:05

time I registered as a youngster. Like

36:07

that. People didn't like the Jim Carrey

36:10

movie, like it failed. Like the news story for

36:12

it was like it didn't make enough money, and I was like,

36:14

I saw it in theater. I really loved it that.

36:18

Even with that said, I do think

36:20

it has gotten its flowers, Like, oh,

36:22

it's gotten flowers. Hey, it's getting John

36:25

Gabriel, what's what's Gabriel's

36:27

podcast where he boys

36:30

it might be high and mighty, But

36:33

he was like reciting the movie like top

36:35

to bottom. I was just like, yeah,

36:37

so high and mighty high and mighty Yeah.

36:39

Shout out to Gabriels One of the funniest dudes.

36:44

He was just reciting the movie. So it

36:46

I don't know if it's a comedians movie

36:48

or or if people got around

36:50

to really appreciating it, but super

36:53

dope and Ben Stiller directed it

36:55

right, Yeah, which is rad.

37:06

What about the movie Man on

37:08

the Moon. I love that movie. I'm

37:11

just kidding. I'm so glad you brought it. That

37:14

movie, Uh is not that

37:16

good. I I also loved the movie. I

37:18

rewatched it fairly recently, within

37:21

the last within I think, like during

37:23

Quarantine, and I just remember it

37:25

being just because I

37:27

love Andy Kaufman so much, like that's he

37:29

was one of the reasons I got a job working at

37:32

the Improv when I was twenty years

37:34

old. Uh, and I've read all of these

37:36

books, and I've like cornered

37:38

Bob Zamuda at the bar before and

37:40

just asked him a million questions. And

37:43

Uh, the movie kind of

37:45

just was like a little bit of a

37:47

a little bit just it fizzles.

37:49

It fizzles, Yeah, fucking boy. You

37:52

jump in and you're like, oh my god, he's killing

37:54

it, and then the story fizzles.

37:57

It's a long movie. It's made by the same director who

37:59

did Coop, Who's nest It's it's kind of in

38:01

that like it's wady what melo Foreman?

38:07

You know what, I used to love that movie

38:10

more than when I found out and I watched

38:12

the documentary whatever being Andy

38:14

that they put out that like kind

38:17

of turned me off on the movie over Like

38:19

I was like, that was weird, ship man.

38:22

Why don't you cry about it? Because he was Well, let's

38:24

explain, because Jim was in character

38:26

the whole time, and when he was Tony Clifton, he

38:29

was a total fucking dickhead everybody on set,

38:31

And I know what a what a like dumb

38:34

flex that is for like actors to just

38:36

be like it's my process to go like full method

38:39

and you're like, well, then you're kind of a

38:41

bad actor if you can't agree. Because

38:43

it's a it's if it's it's a craft,

38:46

right, so you should be able to prepare

38:48

it and then when it's time to execute

38:50

it, execute it. It's like if you're a

38:52

boxer, you're not just fucking walking around hitting

38:55

everyone all the time, like ready to

38:57

fucking throw down. But I do like that he try

39:00

idea, I guess because I'm he's I

39:02

feel like Jim is like a soul searcher. I feel

39:04

like he's a guy who's like lifting

39:06

up stones to find answers. And he was like,

39:08

let me just do this and

39:10

everyone else just bear with me as I

39:13

make your life of living. How well

39:17

or did you do you think he had the foresight of,

39:19

like, I'm going to release

39:21

this weird documentary in like Andy

39:23

Kaufman esque, like this is part

39:25

of the process, and then later down the road, we're going to

39:27

release it as like a long con

39:30

almost in a way. Well like he had

39:32

that. He had that plan while they were shooting it. I

39:34

mean, yeah, they must have shot

39:36

it to release it. They were shooting it and he was playing

39:38

to the camera, So it

39:41

is not that weird considering there was

39:43

a camera there and he was playing to that. Yeah, and

39:45

and he was playing Andy Kaufman, who

39:47

would have done something exactly like that. Yeah,

39:49

exactly exactly, Like so much wasted

39:52

energy. It's like the joke is on everybody

39:55

else for Kaufman, Like Kaufman is

39:57

like if I'm laughing, fine, I don't care if

39:59

anybody else. Which is a whole interesting

40:02

thing to unto itself

40:04

into itself into

40:08

unto come to itself

40:10

come to itself. Yes,

40:13

sports there

40:18

sounds exactly like it now. I

40:21

think my favorite is just

40:24

the classic Dumb and Dumber. I remember the

40:26

one I first saw that movie. I

40:28

didn't know who Jeff Daniels was, right

40:30

right, never saw Racknophobia. That's

40:32

a great film. I mean I might have,

40:35

but I got enough to log him. Yeah,

40:37

it didn't lock in on me. Like by the time

40:39

I was watching those Jim Carrey movies. I

40:41

think uh Asantura

40:44

came out when I was in fourth grade, it

40:46

was just like that's he was the only

40:48

guy for me. I was like, he is my

40:50

biggest movie star in my world, and anything

40:53

he does is gold. And by the time

40:55

he got to Dumb and Dumber and like he's

40:58

a mint him put on Mount Rushmore.

41:01

This guy is a fucking god. If he had just

41:03

done those two movies. And I'm

41:06

not saying that any movie past that has like tarnished

41:08

him at all. I'm just saying, if he had just done those two

41:10

movies, he's James Dean, like he

41:13

like he'd be perfect, not that he's not

41:15

perfect. And if he died in a cool way, he should

41:17

have done Heroin and Times. Yeah, if he exploded

41:20

some movie died or

41:22

if even if he retired, I'm saying like, if

41:24

he had just done those two movies, he still would

41:26

be just a comedy god. Even though he did

41:29

more movies after that, that I do think solidify

41:31

him as a comedy god. Even what

41:33

you were just touching on, like shout out to freaking

41:36

Jeff Daniels, Like he didn't play the

41:38

straight guy next to him, he played like

41:40

an equally funny guy that's

41:44

very, very funny in them, Like still

41:46

found a way to be equally

41:48

as funny as Jim Carey. That's pretty crazy. That's

41:51

really hard, that's really hard. Definitely

41:53

shout out like you got a really great dumb

41:55

guy, the funniest dumb guy, and now how do you

41:57

find um? How do you do that? That's

41:59

tough? If you laugh like this? Do

42:02

you do you think Jeff Daniels went

42:04

into that movie like fuck,

42:06

I just saw ace Ventura. I don't

42:08

know if the mass came out before this, but if he was

42:10

like I'm going or

42:13

if he was just like do my think

42:15

I bet it was a little because he considers

42:18

himself like an actor actor, so he was

42:20

in character the whole time. Probably,

42:24

you know, so I wonder how much like

42:26

like a lot of times those guys like don't

42:29

like the improv because they feel

42:31

like it takes away from the craft of acting. So

42:34

I wonder how he was on set because

42:36

I'm assuming Jim

42:38

is just a tornado of energy Robin

42:41

Williams style. Do you want to hear the most annoying

42:43

noise in the world? Like that had to have

42:45

been improvised, But like I

42:48

think he was very much just like I

42:50

knew the character, I stuck in the character

42:52

and then I just held on for dear life. He

42:55

had the because I think he had a chipped

42:57

tooth as a kid, so he and then he had it

42:59

fixed, and then he removed

43:01

chiptog this he had the chip

43:04

removed again to look

43:07

dumber, right, not that you look done

43:09

with a chip tooth, but like you don't look smart.

43:11

Um right, it's like a wonky eye. You're not

43:13

looking smart. Yeah, it's like just fix

43:15

it, um, which is

43:18

cool. I love that. We gotta get you

43:20

out of them teeth man, Yeah, I

43:22

get you in a roll, dude, let's do

43:24

this. That'd be so tired if if

43:26

Dirty's plays like a guy like

43:29

a like a Dumbo. For

43:31

those of you at home. My front upper

43:34

four teeth are fake. Those are caps,

43:36

and underneath them his crazy fangs. Yeah,

43:38

he's got a nice Joe Biden grill. It

43:41

was a great purchase made of toilet great

43:45

is that right? Yeah? They're porcelain. Wow,

43:48

these are Toto that that's some high

43:50

fancy. I

43:54

guess I want. Since you guys covered a lot

43:56

of a lot of great Jim Carrey movies, I guess

43:58

I'll just highlight one scene from

44:00

A Sventura too, when nature calls

44:04

coming out of the rhinos. The rhinos

44:06

scene, well, that's the first

44:09

scene, though you gotta dig a little deeper. That is

44:11

the very first not the first scene. In the middle of the

44:13

first scene is Cliffhanger. Bro It's Cliffhanger

44:16

with a raccoon. Oh is it? Yeah?

44:18

Okay, hey guys, egg

44:20

on my face? Nice pole

44:22

Kyle ship,

44:26

But dumbas. I was so fucking

44:28

excited to watch that movie in the theater, and

44:31

then I think I said bumble Bee Tuna for

44:33

like twenty five years afterwards,

44:36

allegedly bumble Bee Tuna the

44:39

best. Yeah, but that rhino scene, Like, whoever

44:41

came up with that set piece, or if it was just

44:43

the whole movie was written around that. God.

44:46

See, guys, I mean we

44:48

can write. We can just write

44:51

full on absolutely insane. We

44:53

have two billion jokes coming

44:56

out of rhinoceros assholes.

44:58

Doesn't he like pick up a guy who looks like the monopoly

45:00

man and like shakes his jaw. Yeah, he's

45:03

like passed out and he's like not pa. You

45:05

know that it was improvised, and that that that dude

45:07

was like, okay, fine, do

45:12

not pass right

45:14

right right right his mouth when

45:18

nature calls. So yeah, Jim Carrey,

45:20

here's your flowers. Man, bro, welcome.

45:23

You just got a lot of flowers. Here's

45:26

some more flowers. Tommy Davidson

45:28

in that movie, remember when he's doing the one

45:30

on one fight against like the like local tribe

45:32

or whatever, and the dude comes out

45:36

the white turns around and drops

45:38

the backpack and Tommy Davidson

45:40

is in the backpack and they let him lose. Doesn't

45:43

he throw like a spear into his leg and he's just

45:45

like a leg

45:48

and he's like, ah, so

45:52

good. Can't give him enough, Honestly, Like the

45:55

first time I saw a Spentra two, when

45:57

nature calls, I didn't like

45:59

it enough, so I watched it every

46:02

day on VHS until I loved it, and

46:04

now it's burnt into my brand. You

46:06

like programmed yourself as

46:09

like a as a discipline. Yes, Jim

46:11

Carrey was such a hero to you that you

46:13

had to beat this into your brain. I

46:16

refused to just say it was a bad movie, and

46:18

I watched it so many times that now I'm like,

46:20

that's what's my one. But

46:22

really it is just the rhino scene. It's the rhino

46:25

scene. Um, Guano, I

46:27

mean Guano is, Yeah, that movie

46:29

has a lot. That movie has a lot, doesn't it.

46:32

It's that's bad poop? Is

46:34

it just kind of like flops

46:36

it out of his mouth? Right? Um?

46:38

I feel like we've covered a lot so far in

46:40

this podcast. Guys. We covered um,

46:43

is it overcome? Did

46:47

you just use the fart? Mike? You gotta let people know

46:49

I didn't even know. Hey,

46:53

Todd, if we could just iso that on the mix,

46:55

that'd be great. Yeah, And Todd, let's I saw

46:58

that on the mix and then bring it back right now,

47:03

just so everyone can really sound like, yeah,

47:06

you know, I didn't. Let's and let's I saw

47:08

it again to compare. Okay, Okay,

47:12

see it didn't really sound like that, all right, and

47:14

now run that run that right by

47:17

my audio clip as well, and put him back

47:19

to back Bob.

47:23

And then now can you, yeah, can you play

47:26

the one from the last episode please? Well

47:28

that one was I wasn't doing an impression of that one. But

47:30

now I want to just do a side by side. I just

47:32

want to do a side by side, if that's possible.

47:37

M Okay,

47:41

thank you, Todd, Todd,

47:45

Thank you Todd.

47:48

That's pretty good. We did that one more time, Todd,

47:52

you got it. I think you got

47:55

a baby. Really good stuff, guys, really

47:57

freaking good stuff. Yeah, and

48:00

take backs any apologies. Kyle.

48:02

Yeah, it was number twenty

48:04

three, one of your one of your top

48:06

choices. Now, I never watched

48:09

that. I never saw that movie. Is

48:11

it good? I bet it's fine, you

48:13

know, I bet it's a decent watch. Yeah, I

48:15

think it's okay, it's irons.

48:18

Yeah, Kyle, you should watch it because I could

48:20

see I'm glad you didn't watch it

48:22

when that movie came out, because I can see you getting

48:24

like really into like counting numbers

48:27

and stuff, numerology,

48:29

just being like seeing numbers everything, like the

48:31

fact that you knew that word numerology.

48:33

Yeah, I'm into it. Tells me you're already

48:36

you know your head. I would love to see a

48:38

shot for shot remake with Kyle as

48:40

Jim Carey in that movie. We got a lot

48:42

of filming to do, like how

48:44

Vince Von did, uh Psycho. If

48:47

I'm in front of the camera, if if you

48:49

guys are pulling me out there, somebody's going to have

48:51

to be watching monitors. Who's doing it?

48:53

I'm busy, I hope Adam and

48:56

you're busy. This is your

48:58

thing, can do it? I'm

49:00

living. Wait, so I'm

49:02

directing and starring in these things

49:06

directed. You can find a director.

49:08

I want to just I want to see it for the first time

49:10

in my living room. I want you to

49:13

direct it. I really, I really like movies that you

49:15

direct, so I would love to see

49:17

you direct us. And I know you can do

49:19

it. I know you can directed. Are we in takebacks?

49:21

Are we in takebacks right now? Yes? Let's

49:24

go there, Yeah, let's go but any

49:26

TakeBack apologies? Come on, we

49:28

gotta be on set tomorrow. Let's just wrap

49:31

it um wrapping

49:34

it up, that's right, or apologize

49:38

to my wife for cracking this. Uh. Next

49:41

sparkling soda here, what are they

49:43

called sparkling SODA's sparkling claw?

49:47

You got that Lowry's flavor? Baby, I crushed

49:49

a can high, No

49:52

apologies. Five milligrams,

49:54

add a little whiskey, and I ain't apologize.

49:56

I'd like to give a little compliment a liquid

49:59

death. Love the name, love the product.

50:02

Also drinking a little little liquid death,

50:04

absolutely love. Yeah. I drink so much

50:07

liquid death, which is water guys

50:09

can want. It's

50:13

the best. It's the best.

50:17

Is well, I'll give

50:19

a shout out if we're talking comedy, given shoutouts.

50:22

Man. I watched the first episode

50:25

of I Think You Should Leave on Netflix, and

50:27

I haven't watched any other episode sept the first

50:29

one. But god damn if I wasn't

50:31

crying watching it. It's very very fort

50:33

to watch. Yeah, please, And who's the star of it.

50:36

It's Tim, right, Tim

50:39

Robinson. Super funny

50:41

that that guy kills me. Yeah,

50:44

that that first episode is very

50:47

good and I think we can pass

50:49

this along. This is kind of a Flowers moment. But

50:51

what we had heard, I know he had a short kind

50:53

of stint on SML, but what we had

50:55

heard from people on who

50:58

are friends with the people on the side behind the scenes

51:01

is that he was the

51:04

king of pitching ship that would

51:06

just like blast the room, like

51:08

he would lay everybody out on like

51:10

pitch day or or script reading day.

51:13

I don't know if it made it. It It didn't make it on air because

51:15

it was too weird and a snail kind of has any it's doing

51:17

this thing. They have to listen to podcasts, write it

51:19

down and then make that sketch. Um, yes,

51:21

they have to take weird ideas from podcasts,

51:24

right, But he apparently was like the

51:27

king of killing in the room. You

51:30

know that that's Flowers, right, that's as also,

51:32

Hey, while we're here, while we're

51:34

here with him, No, not a lot of people noticed, but I saw

51:37

a couple clips of him fucking shredding

51:39

on a skateboard recently on Instagram.

51:42

Tiba Tiba shot, Yeah, Tiba

51:44

fucking bro they were shredding.

51:46

I was so pumped. Hey,

51:49

while we're here, you know, Detroitter's Sam

51:51

Richardson is in, Like, I turn on my

51:53

TV. He's got two

51:55

movies blasting me in

51:57

the face. Sam Richardson, who was in Game Over man

52:00

just the best dude, Sowers.

52:04

So I was watching him on Kimmel the other

52:06

night, and apparently

52:09

he had. He was telling a story that he had

52:11

some audition where he sang a TV

52:14

theme song to like make

52:16

them laughing, YadA YadA, YadA, and show that he can sing.

52:18

And then a producer that was at

52:21

dinner with him as he was telling this story was like, oh,

52:23

you gotta see this Adam divine sketch,

52:26

Like he said this on Kimmel And he was talking about

52:28

theme addict, a sketch we did when we

52:30

were twenty what the funk ever before

52:32

work Aholics. And then like some

52:35

other guy at the dinner who was an action star, was

52:37

like, I gotta give you tips, and he started giving

52:39

them tips. And then before he says and this is

52:41

the most important tip, the producer was like, here's

52:43

that video of Adam singing theme

52:45

songs. And then he never got the tip. And I

52:47

was like, I

52:49

never watched Kimmel and I'm like, how am I watching it

52:51

now tonight? And he's talking

52:54

about a sketch we did when we were That's

52:56

God. That's God, God, that

52:58

is God. Look at a look him look

53:01

so now you believe. Look at him. He's carrying

53:03

you. I said it last week, and I'll say it again. He's

53:05

carrying you right now, one set of footprint.

53:08

Hey, if I got another white light, might have

53:10

to carry me. Okay, no, take that. And

53:17

guys, that was another episode. Yes,

53:26

yeah, hell yeah yeah bitch,