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is the perfect segue to this week's Uh.

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They're called pieces of advice, but really there

1:15

they're old old wives

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tale would be a thing we wouldn't call them. Now.

1:20

I'm going to stop you there because is it wives tale?

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Or why I thought it was a wise tale? I

1:24

always thought it was a wise tale, like an old

1:26

man who told an old tale and

1:28

you must listen to him because he's so old,

1:31

and you're like, okay, there

1:33

has wisdom. I thought it was the gals we're

1:35

getting together chit chatting, you know,

1:37

you spen in some stories, and they came

1:40

away with this. I think it is that

1:42

blake, But it's it's also like kind of a

1:44

shot where it's like it's an old wives tale,

1:46

like they don't know what the fun they're talking about because they usually

1:49

so it's usually wrong. Yeah, oh

1:52

dang, So let's change it to what we're

1:54

changing. It's a wise tale and should

1:57

we change? Should we? Should that be the thing we changed this

1:59

week? Then No, I don't know if we're gonna talk. I

2:01

think we got to talk about the saying.

2:04

The saying let's drop it. Let's drop

2:06

it is hot. We fucking

2:09

hyped it up so much. I

2:11

don't know if the community can even handle

2:13

this hot s it's

2:17

a classic. To which one

2:19

is it? I literally, guys, are you ready

2:21

for the hot drop? It's that

2:23

there. You've heard it before. You've

2:26

heard it several times, everybody,

2:28

You've heard it created four times. Your

2:31

your creepy uncle has whispered this

2:33

to you. Scene

2:36

sea boys hit him with

2:38

it. Yeah, go for it. There's plenty

2:41

of fish in the sea. What

2:43

does it mean, so

2:49

I just got married, and uh, I got

2:51

married this past weekend. Congratulation

2:54

there beautiful fish,

2:56

thank you, and I caught a nice

2:58

one real d. So

3:00

this is a weird one for me to kind of wrap

3:02

my head around because I just I just

3:05

got a keeper and I like that

3:07

fish. So uh, but

3:09

we're going to talk hypothetically of

3:11

course. No, no, no, this is a specific amount

3:13

of my life. Okay, Well, the

3:16

specificity is what's important here, guys,

3:19

and I feel like this is what we got to dissect.

3:21

There's plenty of fish in the sea. Until you

3:23

find one that fits

3:25

in your tank,

3:28

you're you're cooler that you bring home.

3:30

And that's

3:32

until you look overboard and you

3:35

see a couple more fish and you're like,

3:37

wait, I see that's the thing. You gotta quit

3:39

looking overboard, man, that's the thing.

3:41

The context of this saying is usually

3:44

when you've been dumped correct like,

3:47

and you're like, oh, man, like she or

3:49

he just dumped me, and it's like, yo, relax,

3:52

there's other fish in the sea. Yes, it's

3:54

a way of making a person feel

3:56

better about loss of a relationship,

3:59

right. It's Look, humans don't

4:01

want to humans don't like you. You just go

4:03

stick your dick in the ocean and see what nipples check

4:06

out the Koi pond? Is that what it is?

4:08

Is that the new version? Yeah, hey,

4:10

humans don't like you. Go stick your dick in the

4:12

ocean and wait for a nib bro. And if

4:14

you're not even near an ocean, just go to the find

4:17

the nearest Koi pond river, go

4:19

to a PF Chang. Yeah, anything

4:23

you could spit in the water though, you could throw a

4:25

tic tac chewed gum, you

4:28

throw your rope in there. Yeah, they

4:30

will come up and nibble. So is the

4:32

new saying? Life's the PF

4:34

Changs, Go stick your dick in the Koi pond.

4:38

We can work towards that. I don't know, that's

4:40

on that's on the board, that's on

4:42

the board, like back,

4:45

I mean, I do feel like the saying

4:48

there's plenty of fish in the sea is a little

4:50

deceiving because I guess if

4:52

you put it in human terms that yeah, there's

4:54

there's billions of people on. Yeah,

4:57

let's work the metaphor back, I

4:59

guess that's do work it in human food. I

5:03

could talk about sucking fish all the day.

5:06

You mean, like if you if you put it in human terms,

5:08

it's like, there's plenty of humans

5:10

on earth, Yes, thank you, But

5:13

what we don't realize is that,

5:16

yeah, that's thinking of the ocean. But sometimes

5:18

you're stuck in a little pond and there

5:20

aren't as many fish as you think.

5:22

And in the pond is what your

5:24

town. Your town is, your local

5:27

saloon. It's just like a food

5:29

desert. You're in like a kutie desert. Yes,

5:31

thank you very much. Yeah,

5:34

you're there may be lots of fish

5:37

out there, lots of people and mates, potential

5:39

mates, but you're gonna in your local

5:41

town. You're gonna be running into the same

5:43

group of people. You're usually partying with

5:45

the same crew, Like, yeah,

5:48

what doesn't also like you can meet someone

5:50

not partying with them. You know, you can

5:52

meet them. I met

5:54

my fiance on a flight, for instance,

5:58

right away. I'm just gonna have to fly that one. Be

6:01

very careful talking to strangers on planes.

6:04

I don't think chat them up. That's

6:07

where I'm not saying don't I'm not saying don't chat.

6:10

I'm not saying don't chat. I'm just I'm

6:12

warning people if you're looking for love on a plane,

6:14

just because someone's literally

6:16

strapped down next to you and colet

6:19

and legally can't move seats. That's

6:22

not an invitation for you to Uh

6:24

well I didn't. I didn't fuck her in the chair

6:27

man. Yeah, I

6:29

just met her there, Adam,

6:31

I know how your brain works. Like

6:34

she's trapped next to me for several

6:36

hours. That is the work how

6:39

it worked. In fact, I had a girlfriend one we met

6:41

and I and Chloe is so

6:43

beautiful. Uh, And I

6:45

like was like, God, this is the worst. And I

6:48

we were already on the ounce of our relationship

6:50

my girlfriend at that time, and

6:53

release. Yeah, but I was like, you know what, I'm

6:55

not gonna I was chill, trying to

6:57

save it. And I was like, you know what, Uh,

7:00

I'm going to ignore this girl and play five

7:02

hours of Fruit Ninja and

7:05

so and and in fact, she was like,

7:08

this guy's a dork. Look at him. Go he's just slicing

7:10

bananas and pears and other fruits.

7:12

Although getting mad combos. We all know

7:14

that that's a chapter straight out of the book

7:17

the game. You're sitting

7:19

next to, Babe, play a video game, don't

7:21

have short any interest? Were

7:23

You're starting to slice the fruits like

7:25

sexually with your fingers on your iPad

7:27

like he's showing her the dexterity.

7:30

She's like, look at those digits go.

7:32

You were flicking the fruit with your tongue.

7:35

Obviously, She's

7:39

like, I've never seen a dude play fruit like

7:41

that. Another

7:44

high score, I guess, oh,

7:47

another high score. Sorry, quit

7:50

looking at me. I have a girlfriend. Quit

7:53

looking at me as

7:56

you're looking licking the screen

7:58

of your phone. It

8:01

was an iPad, it was it was a larger base.

8:05

If I saw somebody working their iPad with their

8:07

tongue, I would

8:09

married be pumped, pumped. Yeah,

8:11

you'd be like, oh, this guy gets it. Look that they're

8:13

gonna get married. Those two over there, they're gonna

8:15

get married. So is is

8:18

the news saying, wife's an iPad?

8:20

Licking with your tongue, lick

8:22

it up like slurp it up. Yeah.

8:24

Well, here's the other thing about having plenty of

8:26

fishing to see and then speaking about like you

8:28

know, your local pond, it's possible to

8:30

kind of like over fish it

8:32

as well, right, Like that's when you

8:34

become like that big fish in the small

8:37

pond. Yeah. But then people I think

8:39

start, you've gotta be a real cool customer

8:41

to be the big fish, because if you're you

8:44

know, shagging everyone in your

8:46

radius, words going to kind of get around

8:48

town like this guy listed

8:51

by the motto pretty hard

8:53

and he's I don't know what, are they gonna

8:55

shame me? A little bit? True around

8:58

I think you're you're saying there's any fish in the sea,

9:01

and then but then you're fishing in a pond. We're

9:03

fishing in the sea here. Yeah, you

9:06

can't just hang out in a bay, you know, you

9:08

can't just you have to go out amongst the

9:10

currents. Evolved, throw legs, crawl

9:12

out of the pond. We're

9:15

now a mud skipper. You're in a river suddenly

9:17

and you see, yeah,

9:21

right, exactly, get your amphibian

9:24

fu on. Nothing

9:27

nothing like sex underwater. Hey, there's

9:29

plenty of birds in

9:32

the sky. Fly somewhere

9:34

else, and and don't just suck the

9:36

bird next to you. Well maybe that's the thing. Do you think

9:38

that's the same. Birds are much more mobile,

9:41

rolls off the tongue, especially if the bird next

9:43

to you doesn't want to fuck you and has

9:45

broken up with you, then yeah, if that

9:48

is like, hey, get away from me, and you're

9:50

like and your wings work, and your

9:52

wings work. Then you guess what flippity

9:54

flap source somewhere else, and

9:56

it has sex with a bird? You know

9:59

a few Now you mentioned something very

10:01

I think important there, because if your wings don't

10:03

work, if your wings don't work, you are

10:05

stuck in the pond and now you are your

10:08

Now is that analogy like your wings? So

10:11

I said it and did a lot of times

10:13

you doubled on it, and I picked up on it, and

10:15

a lot of times I say things and I don't know what I

10:17

mean, and I think that was one of the times.

10:20

So does that mean to you? Because

10:23

I don't know what it means to me. Does

10:25

that mean his dick

10:27

doesn't work? Or his like game doesn't work?

10:30

Oh? And why did you have

10:32

the bird going back to a pond? Is this a duck?

10:34

Or I'm not going to a pond, I'm gonna I'm sorry?

10:37

What did I do? What did I do? Kyle said,

10:39

you do? He's like, you fly back to your pond?

10:42

Oh right, Well, we started as a fish

10:44

turned into a mud skipper, and then I thought

10:46

that evolved into the bird that

10:49

I went. I went, And that's why I

10:51

thought that if your wings aren't working,

10:53

you just haven't evolved enough because you're

10:55

not. You haven't weighted enough time. That's what I

10:57

thought was going on. Did I overthink this? I

11:00

was just I was just like, um, maybe

11:02

the analogy doesn't work because guess what,

11:05

we're human. You know, we're on land. We're

11:08

not swimming all over the place. The

11:10

evolution thing is huge, right,

11:12

Look, Uh, there's other

11:14

fish in the sea, and and sixty

11:17

five billion years into making,

11:20

you're gonna find the right Look,

11:25

don't worry about the breakup. There's plenty of fish

11:27

in the see and you just gotta wait around for sixty

11:30

bill Yeah, to wait sixty

11:32

five million years until you evolve

11:35

some kind of lungs that

11:37

can allow you on the ground, and then you

11:39

can start messing around with the mammals.

11:42

Baby, what

11:44

was the song you mean, baby, nothing

11:47

but mammals. Oh yeah, alien

11:49

ant for nothing, but mammals are

11:51

gonna do it like we do know. It's

11:53

Bloodhound the

11:56

roof is on Fire. Pretty good, pretty

11:59

good song. When that would come on during uh

12:02

junior high dances, the

12:04

teachers would look, turn out,

12:07

turn it, out it what are they saying? Cut

12:09

it? Turn it off? And then that DJ

12:11

who's a bad boy immediately plays

12:14

I want to fun like an

12:16

animal man that

12:19

is bad and

12:22

they're like, we're shutting it down. We're

12:26

shut down, okay, lights

12:28

on, No, that's what's

12:31

the what's the one song? I know? Adam knows

12:33

this one where they got a song as

12:36

a guy is like, he's like, you

12:38

make me, make

12:41

me because I know that one. I

12:43

love that. You were like, Adam knows this one and I

12:45

knew it immediately. That

12:48

is a that is a terrific opening,

12:52

dude, and you make me come?

12:55

Whoa and then everyone's like whoa, I'm

12:57

listening. He's a bad boy.

13:00

Shut it down. He's a bad boy. And

13:02

then guess what. Guess what's on that principle's

13:04

face? Egg Because then

13:07

the next line is you make me

13:09

completely. He

13:13

goes, you made me come, you made me complete? So bad

13:16

boy, good boy, and then bad boy

13:18

again. So so it's really it was a roller

13:20

coaster ride. So he's so the principle

13:23

in this case, he's got egg on his face and he's

13:25

like okay, and he's like shut it off,

13:27

shut it off. And then it's like you may be complete

13:30

and he's like okay, and he's wiping the egg off. He's

13:32

an everyone goes, I

13:35

made me completely miserable, and he's

13:37

like, none of that negativity. Shut it down,

13:39

Shut it down. Anyways, after

13:42

he's saying that, after we found out that he's

13:44

completely miserable, he's got to realize

13:46

that there's plenty of fish in the sea. Exactly.

13:50

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Baby, Can

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I bring it back to the sea for a second, please?

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Always a life. Life always

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goes back to the sea for me, the fish and

16:36

the sea. Because when I initially

16:38

heard that, uh saying,

16:41

I was wondering, I started to think about how

16:43

I'm pretty sure all of us missed the wave

16:45

of dating apps because

16:48

I feel like that opens up your sea

16:51

a little more. You know what. The

16:53

only dating app I ever, it wasn't an app.

16:55

It was a website back like pre workaholics,

16:58

was called Poline of fish

17:01

dot com on

17:04

that you got on that, Yeah, I

17:06

got on that. You really about girlfriends

17:09

and it was just cruising. I

17:12

didn't. I never did a date

17:14

or anything like that. I just kind of like poked

17:17

was like I was like, oh, you got a match,

17:19

and I was like, oh, what's the match? And then I'm like,

17:21

were you like I doubt it? Yeah

17:24

you do? It would never get along with me. You

17:28

don't understand me. My pond is so small.

17:30

I don't even have a pond. I'm fish in my

17:32

toilet, in my own toilet.

17:35

There's plenty of fish specifically

17:37

to find like a life mate, because I feel

17:39

like, and I don't know about you, guys, just

17:41

like building it up in my head. But I still like the

17:44

dating naps are just fest

17:47

around. Yeah that's

17:50

been well documented. Yeah, well some of

17:52

them. I feel like it depends on what dating

17:54

nap. I feel like match dot com

17:56

costs like a couple of g s or something like

17:59

that. Right, so you're looking for love? Yeah?

18:01

Uh? Have you guys ever been dumped before? No?

18:04

Never? Why? Yeah? Right? Yeah?

18:10

Can you do? He's still butt heard about

18:12

it? No, I've been dumped. Of course, I've been dumped.

18:14

I've been kicked to the curb man. Yeah.

18:17

Did it hurt? Was it a heartbreaker? Or was

18:19

it mutual? Like? What? What what

18:21

happened? There

18:24

was so many? Is

18:26

that why you got on plenty of fish dot

18:28

com? You just were like at a dark place where

18:30

it's like nobody wants me. Yeah,

18:33

well yes, dude, that's my life, bro,

18:36

that's everybody wants you want. So

18:39

then when you heard because

18:41

I've been done before too, and I'm

18:44

really trying to get into the why. I think

18:47

remember I bet Kyle

18:49

remembers because he went out with me and I we got really

18:51

drunk. And then I think

18:54

you said, basically more or less,

18:56

there's plenty of fishing to see, like, hey, you'll find

18:58

someone else. And at that moment,

19:01

I was like, nose to one,

19:04

is this that David busters by anything? This

19:06

was like over by our house and what

19:09

was that? Yeah,

19:12

the Irish place. We shot in it for workaholics

19:14

a few times, but I

19:17

remember it hurt. It didn't

19:19

feel good to hear that. But then after a few

19:22

days I was like, yeah,

19:24

that is that is right. There are other people

19:27

because admittedly there's a million I

19:30

think a million people in the whole world. I think

19:32

like it like at least it goes upods

19:35

of up. Yeah,

19:38

there's like a million people out there, so you're

19:40

gonna find another fish, you

19:42

know, just keep fishing, man. And then like and

19:45

now also like being on that side

19:47

of all of those dumps and everything,

19:49

like you know, and being probably married with my

19:52

with my wife and my my lovely,

19:54

my ever loving It's like, yeah, there

19:57

was plenty of fish in the sea, and I found

20:00

one that I like, you know what I

20:02

mean, it's good. It's good to like the fish

20:04

you're with. You're

20:06

with delicious fish. And

20:08

I don't remember that exactly in

20:11

your vows, but was that was that more

20:13

or less your vows far less?

20:15

Like there's there's plenty of fish in the sea.

20:18

I do know that, but I like,

20:22

sweetheart, I've been with catfish.

20:24

I've been with pufferfish.

20:28

I love the idea that we didn't mention catfish.

20:32

Oh damn, yeah, you go watch

20:36

the cat with all the apps.

20:38

Do be careful because catfish are

20:41

in the water. Dude, do

20:50

you guys have any friends who are

20:52

like deep in the dating app game where you just like

20:54

been their ear about like juicy stories and like

20:57

meet ups and stuff. I'm like, so, I've

20:59

had a few buddies that we're

21:01

like rya guys, which is like each

21:04

one. Yeah, you have to be to be like

21:06

invited, accepted, you have to have what

21:08

you should run followers or whatever, and they're

21:10

like social currency. So

21:13

I guess so yeah, it's like more like if

21:15

you're like maybe a celebrity and you might be

21:18

recognized on the dating nap like it's

21:20

feels safer because it's not just but

21:23

I feel like they're just letting like there's also a

21:25

ton of people on there, but uh yeah,

21:28

so and he showed me like photos of people

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on there, and you're like, oh, this is uh this

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is the way to go if you can get on that one. There's

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a good looking fish on there. Yes, that's

21:38

a nice if

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you're not a celebrity and you're just rocking the tinder

21:43

fast like yeah, still

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pretty good, right, I mean that's still I

21:48

don't think all celebrities. I don't think

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it's like that. I think you can like have unboxing

21:52

what is it and just you know, you

21:54

have a ton of followers because you like unboxed

21:57

some cool videos and you're like, oh look, or

22:00

you're just super hot. I think they'll if

22:02

you're like hot enough, you can make it on

22:04

there. You have to have a certain or

22:06

not. Yes. I

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was just gonna say, like what kind of app would

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you make? Like do you think there are hell of specific

22:13

like you know, like farmers only or whatever, Like sure,

22:16

is there an app for just like redheads? Because you know,

22:18

redheads are gonna be like ginger, the

22:21

populations are like gonna be gone in thirty

22:23

years or something like that. That's what they say. Well,

22:25

you and Blake need to start kissing.

22:28

I guess you have to start kissing. Der's are you saying? Like

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an app that's like for rare breeds,

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like breeds,

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like yeah, breeds,

22:38

Sitler, it's

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like dog breeding. I've

22:42

always dreamt of having albino

22:45

twin gingers. But

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like, I don't know if if there's a site for like little people

22:50

or redheads or how specific are we getting

22:52

here? Yeah? Like can you just even simply

22:54

can you dive into the kinks? You know what I mean?

22:57

The kink diving app? I mean, I'm sure there's like fury

23:00

dating apps like where you can There has to

23:02

be, there has to be. People are so specific

23:05

in their in their kinks. So is

23:08

it that there's plenty of apps on the web?

23:10

Hey, relax, pal, there's plenty of apps

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on the web. That's so very good modern

23:14

twist. Hey, that is the modern twist.

23:17

Yeah, because a lot of people, I mean, I don't

23:19

know. I I like to fish, and I grew

23:21

up fishing. A lot of people didn't grow up fishing, so

23:23

they're like plenty of fishing. To see what the fund

23:25

does that even mean man fish.

23:29

But but everybody uses the internet, so

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you're saying, hey, there's plenty of apps on the Internet,

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and that that I feel is

23:36

the better. I think

23:38

web ending on web or on your phone.

23:41

I think a nice one syllable word at the end.

23:43

It's clean. There's plenty of app developed, application

23:46

studied, applications on the air. There's

23:48

lots of ideas on the Internet and apps

23:51

ideas. There's plenty of apps

23:53

on your phone. And then also, you

23:55

know, stop wasting plastics because those

23:57

going to seat right right. Yeah,

24:00

save the ocean, and let's save the ocean.

24:02

So hey, if you're out there and you just got

24:05

dumped, if you got dumped by your significant other,

24:07

you're kind of heart your butt hurt and you

24:09

want to try to get a super butt hurt because

24:11

you got your ass dumped. Yeah, because

24:13

it's sad, it is and it does feel bad.

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Go ahead, it's not a big deal. There's plenty

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of apps on the webinar net. Yeah,

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