Keith and Tom talk about parenthood, new police weapons, and Nicolas Cage's rectal adventures.BIG NEWS! For the time being, we're pivoting to a Patreon-exclusive model for T.I.N.A.S. New episodes will be available over there every week, so if

PATREON UNLOCK: "This Is Not Goss Vs. Minch"

Sep 20th, 2022 1h 7m

Hey guys, no new main feed ep this week due to some scheduling stuff, but here's a quick peek behind the paywall. Tom's gonna fist-fight a comedy producer in Fresno, it's gonna rock.Patreon.com/ThisIsNotAShow

106. This Is Not The Mysterious Dancing Man of Sacramento

Sep 12th, 2022 1h 1m

Tom gets crippled, Keith becomes the boogie-man of a budget hotel, and the queen dies.MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merchPATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokesTom IG: @tomgossco

105. This Is Not An Acceptable Gay-cation

Sep 5th, 2022 1h 5m

Tom and Keith talk about museums, suicide nets, and homosexuality, Vegas Style!MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merchPATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokesTom IG: @tomgosscomedyTo

104. This Is Not A Dirty Dum-Dum (ft. A.J. Santos)

Aug 29th, 2022 1h 1m

A.J. Santos joins Keith and Tom to talk Chinese boy-band injuries, potential orgies, and the butthole-related ways Marines bond.(NOTE: Some mic issues on this one so the sound's a little fucky at the beginning, but it levels out)MERCH: keit

103. This Is Not The Boat Store

Aug 22nd, 2022 1h 9m

Keith gets in a car accident, Tom declares war on England, and more.MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merchPATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokesTom IG: @tomgosscomedyTom Twitter:

102. This Is Not Choco-Monkey 4000 (ft. Jordan Williams)

Aug 15th, 2022 1h 9m

Jordan Williams (Podvant Garde) is back to talk about mystery glitter, appetizers vs. desserts, and that fuckin' nerd The Lorax.MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merchPATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Keith Twitt

101. This Is Not Pizza! At The Disco

Aug 8th, 2022 1h 3m

Tom and Keith talk war, toasters, and the bleakest cinematic universe imaginable. Keith has depression and Tom eats too much pizza so shit kinda falls apart halfway through but it gets better eventually.

100. This Is Not The Goatse Credit Report (feat. Connor McSpadden)

Aug 1st, 2022 1h 29m

Connor McSpadden comes to Long Beach to talk about Havana Syndrome, lost knives, and the ordeal of escorting a stoned Tom through Brooklyn.MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merchPATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.

99. This Is Not Gamma-Herpes

Jul 26th, 2022 1h 16m

Keith doesn't trust Russian chess robots. Tom fights a horse.MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merchPATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokesTom IG: @tomgosscomedyTom Twitter: @gossgo

98. This Is Not Pie Pie Birdie

Jul 19th, 2022 1h 16m

Keith and Tom attend a baby shower, open a restaurant, and become superheroes.MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merchPATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokesTom IG: @tomgosscomedyTom

97. This Is Not Aristotle Amish

Jul 12th, 2022 1h 5m

Technical fuckery in this one so it sounds kinda shitty for the first half, our bad. Worth a listen though, Tom discovers his prostate in this episode.MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merchPATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on soc

PATREON UNLOCK: "Jordan Watches A Star War #4"

Jul 4th, 2022 1h 8m

Taking the 4th of July off, but here's an unlocked episode from behind the paywall. Sign up for the Patreon, $5 a month gets you a bonus episode every week!Patreon.com/ThisIsNotAShow

96. This Is Not White Claw Tom (feat. Andrew Pupa & Jordan Williams)

Jun 27th, 2022 1h 7m

Andrew Pupa (Viral Load Podcast) and Jordan Williams (Podvant Garde) get drunk with Keith and Tom. Mostly Tom. He's a lot on this one.ABORTION DONATIONS: Donations4Abortion.comMERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merchPATREON: patreon.com/thisi

95. This Is Not Titty University

Jun 20th, 2022 1h 4m

Keith and Tom discuss their divisive new merch, their lack of bra-size knowledge, and the science of how to most effectively make a fat guy go real high in the air.MERCH: keithcarey.bandcamp.com/merchPATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFol

94. This Is Not Sad Boy Pork Chops

Jun 13th, 2022 1h 18m

Keith and Tom talk sentient artificial intelligence, the telepathic bond between long-time friends, and Tom's future career as a 'roided out anxiety monster.PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Keith Twitter/IG: @k

93. This Is Not A Quarter-Pound Dude With Cheese

Jun 6th, 2022 1h 18m

Keith and Tom talk about magic rocks, pooping blood, and the maturity of admitting your faults.PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokesTom IG: @tomgosscomedyTom Twitter: @gossgoss6

92. This Is Not Fonzie Bear

May 30th, 2022 1h 6m

Tom and Keith talk ill-timed commercials, manly suicide attempts, and the impossibly stupid thing Tom knows Ray Liotta from.PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokesTom IG: @tomgossco

91. This Is Not Jurassic MacArthur Park (RE-UPLOAD)

May 24th, 2022 1h 7m

Keith and Tom talk hamburglary, roleplaying in bed, and the zombification of Stan Lee.PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokesTom IG: @tomgosscomedyTom Twitter: @gossgoss6Show IG:

91. This Is Not Jurassic MacArthur Park

May 23rd, 2022 1h 7m

90. This Is Not Home-School Billy Madison

May 16th, 2022 49m 14s

Tom and Keith discuss the condiment that inspired Manifest Destiny, Tom's mom heckling him at a comedy show, and the fine line between saints and regular-ass Italians.PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Keith Twit

89. This Is Not a Sadko Pop

May 9th, 2022 56m 20s

Tom and Keith discuss NASA sending nudes to space, surgery to make you tall, and Tom's new line of depressing action figures.PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Keith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokesTom IG: @tomgossc

88. This Is Not The Step-Mummy (feat. Eliza Skinner)

May 2nd, 2022 1h 22m

Eliza Skinner joins Keith and Tom to talk about the defining traits of vampires, the ethics of cannibalism, and puttin' shirts on birds.PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowFollow us on social media.Eliza Twitter: @elizaskinnerEliza IG: @e

87. This Is Not Magnets & Ketamine (ft. Ramsey Badawi)

Apr 25th, 2022 1h 21m

Ramsey Badawi joins Keith and Tom to talk about bestiality and experimental psychiatry.PATREON: patreon.com/thisisnotashowVisit RamseyBadawi.comFollow us on social media.Ramsey Twitter/IG: @ramsbadKeith Twitter/IG: @keithtellsjokesTom

86. This Is Not Himalayan Stink (ft. Drew Bock)

Apr 18th, 2022 1h 4m

Comedian/jazzman Drew Bock joins Keith and Tom to talk about religious guilt, the power of deviled eggs as a weapon, and jackin' it with the homies.Check out Drew's sick-ass band, Norwegian Legal Team:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mmkXQGR