Ever try to break the record for the most shower tears? This week the boys take a look into some of the weirdest records ever held. Well records, and recorders, and vinyl records. Nate updates your ideas on German fingering, Matt brings you bac

TINP 86: Heart Riot

Feb 15th, 2023 59m 51s

Broken hearts unite. Let the candy hearts whisper sweet nothings into your teeth like cavities. We talk heartbreaking sports loss. Heart break in the physical sense like bum bum bum bum under the floorboard, the house has a heartbeat, kind of w

TINP 85: Shopping Mallussy

Feb 8th, 2023 55m 52s

Have you ever been in need of an inflatable dick crown and a black light poster? Well did you forget about the mall? Yes the mall is back folks. This week the boys explore every inch of the now overgrown and abandoned American shopping malls. M

TINP 84: The Dingus Procession

Feb 1st, 2023 57m 54s

This Is Nothing presents: "Wet," a relevant welcome to February, after a dry(ish) January and all the overflowing moist the green northwest offers this time of year. We ask the question, "does wetness exist? if so, how wet does it have to be to

TINP 83: BOFO Deez Peanuts

Jan 25th, 2023 1h 1m

Are you the top bannana? This week take a deep dive into that crunchy, smooth nut that likes to strut. The humble peanut has been a man, a song, and a legend. The boys explore the legends of the peanut gallery, old timey phrases, a song about d

TINP 82: Dog The Bounty Hunter S. Thompson's Laptop

Jan 18th, 2023 58m 29s

All three main topics right there in a clever title. How great is that. We're apartment hunting so we're like "hunting... that's a topic," and so we went with it.

TINP 81: You Ever Sarcophagi?

Jan 11th, 2023 58m 52s

Ever wonder if camels get turned on looking at each others humps? This week the boys are taking a break and talk about finally drying out for the new year. Wether it be alcohol, humor, clothes, or deserts, they cover it all this week. Also Bipe

TINP 80: Defuse The Grundle

Jan 2nd, 2023 1h 1m

It's 2023. We discuss the old year and commit to change for the new. There's hot takes on barely relevant this and that, there's a commitment to the almighty Joke, there's a will and there's a way. Thank you for listening to our fun hijinks thr

TINP 79: Wiki-pissmass

Dec 27th, 2022 1h 1m

Whats your favorite satanist Christmas tradition? Well here we are, the gooch of the year and the boys are here to remind you that they had a Christmas episode last year too! Join around the burning fire of their lives as they regale you with

TINP 78: Cuba Little Lighting Jr.

Dec 19th, 2022 58m 40s

Have you ever been blinded by the light? You feeling revved up like a deuce? Or is it douche? On this weeks holiday episode the boys stare directly into the sun on an episode all about light. Christmas lights, glowing skin, auras, the strongest

TINP 77: M.I.L.F. Delicacies

Dec 12th, 2022 55m 54s

What's your take on office parties? Weirdest white elephant gift? Is Krampus hiding under Santa's robes? Who knows. We don't. One thing about this EP... we're talking about holiday traditions and Jesus Christ's glistening six pack and the way h

TINP 76: Bodyfriend Lamborghini

Dec 5th, 2022 58m 31s

Do you need an instant vacation? A sudden Tahiti where your concerns are gone, vanished with the taste of a fresh laugh? Mojito in hand? Boz Scaggs on the one's and two's? Well here we are, two silly boys talking you through a self-help laugh t

TINP 75: Horsy Mc Horse Face

Nov 21st, 2022 55m 48s

Did you pay your power bill this month? It's that time of year, the autumnal chill leading into the sexual embrace of Turkey and awkward family gatherings. Happy (almost) Thanksgiving our comedy pilgrims. This week the boys take trains, plains,

TINP 69: Muggy Dugouts

Nov 14th, 2022 1h

Episode 69 (lol nice) is here! Of course we didn't forget, no ma'am, no sir, we tiptoed around the subject until it stared us deadass in the face and hot damn when we got down there it was a gorgeous treat. Are there other meme-able numbers? Ho

TINP 74: A Facial Man Bouquet

Nov 8th, 2022 1h 15m

Does a person wear a mustache or does the mustache wear them? We have entered November and as the leaves fall so do the whiskers. This week the boys shave away at that sexy facial grass known as the mustache and or beard. From adult mustache si

TINP 73: A Good Skull Crush

Oct 31st, 2022 1h 7m

What are you doing rowboating away from the enemy? It's the spookiest day of spooky season and gosh are we bad at dealing with ghost situations. First things first let's split up to cover more ground. Next let's drink this random glowing potion

TINP 72: Goofball Mugging

Oct 24th, 2022 1h 7m

You ever hear a honk in the distance and feel real gripping fear? Is it a goose, no not this late in the season. The only solution, it must be a clown. On this extra spooky episode the boys look fear right in its painted face with Clowns. How d

TINP 71: Symphony of Monsters

Oct 17th, 2022 1h 3m

Monster mash me, good buddy! Back at it for spooky season with a veritable cornucopia of monsters and monstrous things. Have you heard that bump in the night? No it's not your Mormon neighbors doing it under the warm gaze of god's light, it's d

TINP 70: Game Over Man, Game Over

Oct 10th, 2022 1h 1m

Have you ever wanted to give birth to a podcast listener? Matt and Nate stumble into the end of the sidewalk this week with a look into the great beyond. What echoes out there? Possibly Count Chocula here to get you off masturbation and into s

TINP 68: Ken Burns Does I.C.P.

Oct 3rd, 2022 57m 5s

Scoffing in the face of basic household needs, your boys are back neglecting the countertop. When we "clean" things we do it raw. And by raw I mean not at all. There is a better system surely. Have you ever been 31? Well, too late, Nate's alrea

TINP 67: Dancing-In-A-Pool-In-The-Pale-Moonlight Challenge

Sep 26th, 2022 1h 2m

Have you ever danced in a pool, naked, in the pale moonlight? Is there a trick up your sleeve that is not your ass? Not everything means something, I swear. There is a challenge to behold, a challenge to set loose upon the waning autumn day, a

TINP 66: The Queen Brexits Into Gods Arms

Sep 20th, 2022 1h 4m

Did you know the queen of England used to own all the dolphins in Britain? She also have two sloths, two black beavers, and a bull elephant named Jumbo. This week it's all about Queen. The band? The man? The elephant? Yes yes yes. A waterskiing

TINP 65: The Russian Doll of Frog Puppets

Sep 12th, 2022 1h 3m

This episode is about frogs and budweiser.

TINP 64: Don't Forget to Bring a Gong

Sep 5th, 2022 1h 4m

How are you tripping this fall? This week the boys unpack what a trip really can be. Ever eat a camel because your boss is an idiot? Well two unfortunate men who discovered eastern Australia sure did. Ever wonder why we call being high "trippin