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Who doesn't love to have things delivered?
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Sometimes I'll order things I don't even need just
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to have something to look forward to when I get home.
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Like, it's Christmas, except as February
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and I'm all alone and
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shoot. Sorry. That's my phone.
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Are you gonna answer it?
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Or
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Definitely not. It's my dad.
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Why are you ghost and your dad.
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Well, because he's cleaning out my old room
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today. It's complicated.
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Wait. Like, your childhood bedroom?
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He hasn't done that yet?
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No. It hasn't been touched since nineteen eighty
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five. Oh, god. I bet he's digging into
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my closet right now.
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Oh, this is bad.
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I'm sure your dad doesn't care about
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your old weed, Chris. It's
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much worse than that. Oh,
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Do you wanna talk
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about it? Perfect.
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Let's take the milkman intro
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again. Now there's someone without secrets.
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Nothing shady about delivering milk. It's
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my dad again. Should I answer
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it?
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I think you should put your phone on silent.
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The show's about to start, and you seem a
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little agitated.
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Good call. I'll I'll deal with it Udder, maybe
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after president's day. Good morning.
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Chris, intro, please.
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Alright.
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The convenience of a home delivered package
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or door to door takeout, we see this as
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a modern amenity. Udder nearly
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a century, we already had a popular
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daily delivery service that made the lives of
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average Americans a whole lot easier. And
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it was simple Milk. Today,
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we say hello to the milk man.
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From Wondery, I'm Chris Parnell, and
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this is this job is history.
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Each week, I interview actual people from
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On this week's episode, utter
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tragedy. Welcome
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to this job is history. I'm pleased to
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introduce our guests today all the way from
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nineteen fifty
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five. Please welcome to the show, mister
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Eddie Flynn. Great to be
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here, Chris. You know what?
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I I gotta say between the white uniform
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and the black bow tie, you you are dressed
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exactly how I would picture a
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milkman. Do you always wear
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white? Well, when you're dealing with a product,
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as pure as milk, you wanna dress too
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impressed. So
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Eddie, what does a milkman do?
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Well, I deliver bottles of delicious and
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nutritious milk to the doorsteps of my
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customers in the Udder Dayton, Ohio
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area. You know, in a day, I delivered
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to over a hundred and fifty families.
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That's
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a lot of milk. I also sell
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cheese and eggs. You know, people in the US
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have been getting their milk delivered one way or
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another since seventeen eighty five.
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Wow.
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It goes that far back. Sure does.
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First delivery was in Vermont. It started
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as a courtesy service from a local farm
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and took off from there. Fascinating.
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Of course, Things have changed a lot
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from those early days. We've been using
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glass bottles since eighteen seventy nine
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instead of systems. We also
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have refrigerated trucks, Mine
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even has a radio. I can listen
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to a little Perry Como as I make my
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rounds. That man sings like an
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angel.
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Oh, I'm a big Como fan too. It's
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beginning to look a lot like Christmas. I
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could play that year around.
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It's a classic. Agreed.
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You got such a pleasant way about you, Eddie.
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And Wondery smile. Everybody
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must love seeing you in the morning. Well,
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not everybody. Not
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sure I believe you there, buddy. So
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do you get the milk straight from a farm?
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You don't milk the cows
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yourself. Do you? Oh, I
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wish. I get my milk from a wholesaler.
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Sometimes even the dairy. They take care
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of the bottling and pasteurization and all
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of that. Right. Pasteurization. That's
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That's when the milk is heated up to a hundred
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and sixty one degrees for at least fifteen
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seconds. For safety. That's what
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pasteurize means. Thought it meant that the
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cows were kept in past years. Then I
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pick up the bottles and take them right to my customers
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doorsteps and milk chutes. Those
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are insulated boxes built right into the
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side of a house. It's got two little
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doors. I put the milk in from the outside
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and my customer retrieves it on the
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inside.
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That box was a milk chute. We had
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one in my house growing up. Well, some
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houses, they don't have shoots, so I
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always offer to bring the milk inside.
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But Udder know, some people, they
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have their trust
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issues. Ugh. Who wouldn't trust
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you? You know, we've only been talking
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for, what, like, two minutes, but I feel like
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I could tell you my Social Security
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number.
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Chris, no need to share that. I
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don't have time to retrieve your identity again.
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You're right. Well, I appreciate you saying
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that, Chris. Milkman. We're
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just guys trying to make a
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living. Honest as we can. I mean,
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do things happen? Sure. But
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it's not like I'm threatening people at
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gunpoint
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anymore. Well, I'm I'm sorry. Did you
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say gunpoint and anymore?
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Hypothetically, of course. Hey,
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I'm just here to talk about milk. Right?
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Speaking of which, I brought some for you.
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Wow. Okay. My My
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goodness. That is a large glass
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of milk. That
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glass of milk is one hundred percent
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Holstein Dairy
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Cow. There are twenty million of those
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black and white beauties pumping out milk
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across our Great Nation.
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That is, wow,
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very rich. Is
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it supposed to be this warm
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Oh, yeah. It's fine. Just
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means it's fresh. Trust me. I've been
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doing this for twenty years.
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Twenty years.
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So before you were a milk man, you were
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a milk child. child.
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I like
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that. Yeah. I started out as a
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jumper in thirty four when I was just
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twelve years old. Oh,
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what's a jumper? That sounds exciting. Lots
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of kids did it, Chris. You know, until
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very recently, most used a horse
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and cart for their deliveries. So with
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the wagon, jumpers would
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run the milk from the cart. To the customer's
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house. The horses even had
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rubber shoes so we didn't wake anyone up.
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But all that was on my father's route.
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I got my own genuine DIFCO delivery
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truck once I got out of the service. Family
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business. That must be nice. Do
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you still work with your dad? The
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less we talk about my father,
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the better. You hear me?
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I get that dad issues.
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I had a few things come up with him this morning,
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but don't ask me about them.
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Deal. Unless you really wanna know?
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Okay. Now, Eddie, does
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anyone really need that much fresh milk
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every
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day? No. Well, what else are you gonna feed your baby?
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A weak son? The folks over
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at the US dietary association are
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very clear. Milk is
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nature's perfect food. Plus
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milk is the only reason we're not speaking
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German right
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now.
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Wait. Are you saying that milk is why we
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won World War two? Well, yes.
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Think about it. In the nineteen forties,
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the government needed dairy production to make
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powdered milk for mila dairy rations. Lots
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of soldiers to nourish, Chris. So
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they handed out subsidies to the dairy
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farmers. Supply went up and our
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boys were victorious. You tell
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me that's a coincidence. I don't
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think so. How's your glass, by the
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way? You ready for a top off?
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I'm good. I'm good. Is it supposed
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to be this yellow? That's the
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beta carotene. You know, in forty
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six, President Truman made a law that said
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every school lunch shouldn't glue to half pint
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of whole milk. Bless that
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man. I think that's because they had
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so much extra milk being made since
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World War two. They've had to sell it to
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kids.
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And what is that? Oh my god. Is it narrate?
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Is it the Russians? No. I'm sorry.
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My dad's calling. It's the it's the family
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thing I was telling you about. Gosh.
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Okay.
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Sorry. No. Okay. Now,
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where were we? So, Chris,
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your father. You're keeping a secret
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from him. Right? Did you steal
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something? It's complicated.
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Wait. Really crisp.
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Eddie, I'd like to hear more about
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your father. You really wanna know
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about my pop. Well, it's
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not a pretty story. You
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you actually can't smoke in here. Very
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funny. Where's the ass
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tray? Here. Use this
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mug. Thanks,
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buddy. Can I offer you one? No. I'm
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good. Got a bit of a baby
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lung. The baby wet? Never
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mind. Please
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continue. So
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the thing you gotta understand is milk
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men have a bad rap. Oh,
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you mean like how milk men, father,
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other men's children? Not
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again with that.
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Chris, that's a stereotype,
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not okay to bring up. All
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Horace Weidley makes it with two widows and
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suddenly it's every Milkman.
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Trust me. There are plenty of assorted
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things that actually go down. Intimidation,
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price fixing, milk stretching.
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But fathering illegitimate children,
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comma. Wait, milk
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stretching, intimidation,
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Yeah. That started back in the eighteen hundreds
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before milk came to us already in
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bottles. So say you got twenty gallons
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of milk from a wholesaler, add some
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water to stretch the got
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forty gallons to sell for the same
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price. But wouldn't your customers taste
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the difference?
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Maybe, but most didn't. Some folks
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even prefer the taste. All the
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used to do it. Just a
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quick fact check. That is
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true. Nelkmen were actually notorious
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for grifting and cheating their customers
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in the nineteenth and early twentieth century.
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Yeah.
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It's true, and I had to on a
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kind of A milkman
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mafia.
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I'm sorry. Did you just say the
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milkman mafia? Why
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so surprised? You think mafia
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families are only found in big cities?
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That's another stereotype right there,
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mister. Let's just say that in Dayton,
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Ohio, No one dared to steal routes
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from the Flynn family. Wait. Was
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was your father milk
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mafioso?
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Was he? The whole thing was his idea,
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and he dragged me into it, at least
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at first.
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But you know what they say, you
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don't leave the milk mafia
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The milk mafia baves
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you. Are your
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folds ringing again? That's actually
10:30
a smoke alarm. I think it's your cigarette
10:32
here. Let me just wave the fumes away with
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my script here. Udder
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why did milkman need a mafia?
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Well, you
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gotta understand before bottles could
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do whatever they wanted. They get these
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twenty gallon milk churns from the
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dairy, all open, nothing sealed,
10:48
Then they go door to door and lay a little out of the churn
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into whatever customers had on hand,
10:53
a picture, a bowl. Sometimes, right
10:55
into a baby's mouth. That
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sounds very unsanitary. It
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was. Nothing was sterilized.
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Things got so bad. Kids were getting sick
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left and right. Some of them even died.
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People started calling milk white poison.
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So by the twenties, Uncle Sam comes around
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and puts his foot down, started
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mandating the Pasturization.
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So no more milk stretching. Sounds
11:18
like the end of an era. All the new
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regulations meant dark times for us
11:22
little guys. Because now he had to
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charge real prices. Nobody
11:26
like that. And my father wasn't on
11:28
board, so he just kept stretching the Milkman?
11:31
Selling milk, even when it went bad. And
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bullying whoever stood in his
11:35
way. Wow. That's not good.
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I know. Soon he was running
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a territory in Dayton that stretched
11:41
almost to Cincinnati. I had
11:43
to go along with it. But truth be told,
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I didn't wanna make our customers
11:48
sick or intimidate them at knife point, you
11:50
know? Why I thought it was gunpoint? Sometimes it
11:52
was both okay, so five
11:54
years ago, I finally told my
11:56
father I was out, got my own
11:58
route in a partnership with a new dairy,
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I've been on the straight narrow ever since.
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No Milkman customers become
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like family, you
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know? And you shouldn't deceive
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or hurt your family.
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No. You you shouldn't.
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Chris, are you okay?
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Yeah. I'm I'm good. You
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know, Eddie. Sometimes you don't have a
12:19
choice. You you have to lie to your family,
12:21
especially if you've already hidden the evidence,
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say, in the back of a closet,
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behind a box of tears for
12:26
fears, memorabilia. Hey, I'm
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not here to judge Chris. Well,
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not that I did anything wrong. Okay?
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Daddy, are are you ever tempted to
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go
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back to the milk mafia? Once.
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Listen. Last year in fifty
12:43
four, more people started getting a milk
12:45
from supermarkets and from us milk Milkman. believe
12:47
that? What's so super about having
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to drive every day just to get your three
12:51
gallons of milk? Three gallons
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a day. That's right.
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Anyways, like I was saying, sooner or
12:58
later, we're all forced to pick a
13:00
side. It was just a few
13:02
weeks ago in fact, Oh,
13:03
okay. Hang on, Eddie, before you. Drive us off that
13:05
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Welcome back to this job is
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history. I'm speaking today with Milkman Any
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Flynn from nineteen fifty five. Now,
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Eddie, you were going to tell us about a
15:17
really hard choice you had to
15:19
make. That's
15:22
right. Y'all done crying now.
15:24
Not crying. My eyes
15:26
are watering because of all those
15:28
cigarette smoke in here.
15:29
Eddie, the floor is yours.
15:32
Well, it was just this past
15:34
spring. Gorgeous morning
15:36
down on Oak Street. Oak is one of
15:38
those new subdivisions that are everywhere
15:40
now. Brand new little boxy
15:42
pastel ranch houses, and a Chevy
15:44
Bel Air in every driveway. To an
15:46
outsider, every house in the neighborhood
15:48
probably looked alike. But I
15:50
knew each one like it was my very
15:52
own home. Now
15:55
I always started my route at the Thorn
15:57
Hills, wholesome family friendly
15:59
customers. They keep their yard nice
16:01
and they always do great Christmas
16:03
decorations.
16:05
When I got
16:07
to the front porch, I tried to open the
16:09
milk chute, but the door was jammed like
16:11
a sandwich at a church picnic.
16:13
So I knocked on the door. This
16:15
is Thornhill, your home? milk
16:17
should won't open. Sorry,
16:20
Eddie. We're good for today.
16:22
Now this was very strange because
16:24
missus Thornhill puts back a half
16:26
gallon on her own. Per day.
16:28
Alright, missus Thornhill. Guess I'll see
16:30
you tomorrow. I started back
16:32
to my truck when I heard the front
16:34
door open. I turned around to see missus
16:36
Thornhill standing in the doorway in a
16:38
bathrobe looking embarrassed.
16:40
Actually, Eddie, we won't be needing
16:42
anything. Ever again.
16:45
We're canceling our service.
16:48
Missus Thornhill, I don't understand.
16:50
I've never missed a delivery. Oh,
16:52
it's not that eddy. You've always been
16:54
good to us. I just wanted to
16:56
tell you face to
16:57
face, which is More than I
16:59
can say it for my fellow neighbors.
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Neighbors? Who else is dropping me?
17:03
Oh, well, I don't wanna speak for anyone
17:06
else. Is it the whale cruxes? The
17:08
weeklies? Oh, god. Not the widow
17:10
Alice Denble. Her boy Willie
17:12
went up three week classes on a can of my
17:14
milk, that kid is like a son
17:16
to
17:16
me, but but but not my literal son
17:18
to be clear. It's
17:20
nothing personal, Eddie. It's just
17:23
the supermarket is cheaper.
17:25
There. I said it.
17:26
The supermarket. I get all
17:29
my shopping done in one place
17:31
now. And they press Richard's neckties
17:33
for a
17:34
nickel. I'm sorry, Eddie, but times are
17:36
changing and we have to change with him.
17:38
I
17:39
don't believe this. After all
17:42
these years. Good luck,
17:44
Eddie.
17:44
I'm so
17:45
sorry, Eddie. I I hate that your route was
17:48
undercut by big supermarket. That's
17:50
not change or progress. That's picking on
17:53
the little guy. It's not
17:55
right. Well, I just lost the
17:57
Thorn Hills, but I wasn't going down without
17:59
a fight. So I drove
18:01
to the supermarket. A Winston's just opened
18:03
up on a royal. It was silver
18:05
and boxy and there were rows
18:08
of buoys some chryslers in the parking
18:09
lot. No trees, though.
18:11
The saddest thing I've ever seen.
18:13
Right as I got
18:16
to the front of the building, the
18:18
wide glass doors washed open. All by themselves,
18:21
like there was a
18:21
ghost, scared me half to
18:24
death. That's no way to greet a
18:26
customer.
18:27
Attention shoppers need to
18:30
impress the boss at a dinner party. How
18:32
about a three bean salad with
18:34
a gel I wandered deep into
18:36
enemy territory on the shiny
18:38
linoleum. I passed isle after
18:40
isle cans, knock
18:42
says of food, if you could even call
18:44
it food. I went straight to
18:46
the dairy case at the back wall Udder a
18:48
huge mirror painted with an ad for
18:50
nat coke egg Right as I
18:53
got there, I saw a young mother, a pink
18:55
coat with her little baby shopping
18:57
cart. She was holding a Benson and
18:59
Hedges in one hand grabbing a bottle
19:01
of skim milk with the other. Benson
19:03
and Hedges. Oh, one of
19:05
those newfangled filtered cigarettes. They're very
19:07
good for you. Anyway, I was
19:10
feeling
19:10
desperate. I step between them and the
19:13
milk. Excuse
19:13
me, sir. Did you please
19:16
move aside? Sorry, ma'am.
19:18
This milk is no good. On a can
19:20
of the brusilla,
19:23
Campolo Bacter. I would gonna have to
19:25
dump it all, I'm afraid. Oh my
19:28
goodness. Thank you for telling me. The
19:30
woman stomped out her cigarette and put the
19:32
bottle of milk back into the fridge.
19:34
She was turning to walk away until I
19:36
stopped her. I'm a milkman. The
19:38
name is Eddie. See, it's on my patch right
19:40
here. My truck is parked right
19:43
outside. I've got the coldest freshest
19:45
milk in the whole county, straight from the
19:47
Blue Daisy
19:48
Dairy. Oh,
19:48
I do love
19:49
Blue Daisy. Got any specials at
19:52
it? Oh sure
19:52
do. I've got eggs and cheese too.
19:55
Write this way. We were
19:56
about to head
19:57
outside, but out of nowhere, the store manager
20:00
appeared. He looked
20:00
like he was
20:01
gonna bust a Udder.
20:04
Ma'am, I assure you there is
20:06
nothing wrong with this
20:08
milk. It's USDA approved
20:10
and triple pasteurized.
20:12
And you Why? Are you lying to my
20:15
customers? Udder,
20:16
dear. I'm not lying. And
20:18
triple pasturizing isn't a thing. Do you even
20:20
know where this milk is sourced from? What?
20:23
What are you talking about? You
20:25
don't do you. That's the problem with
20:27
your big fancy supermarkets. You've got no
20:29
connection to the people who make your foods
20:31
and deliver them. It's all canned food, this, and
20:33
TV
20:34
Wondery, that. Do you even sell
20:36
anything fresh anymore? We have a
20:38
whole
20:38
produce section. What are you
20:41
talking about? I'm calling the police.
20:43
Whoa. Wait. Wait. Wait.
20:45
Please don't do that. Look, you
20:47
you gotta understand. Little guys
20:50
like me, we we can't compete with a business like
20:51
yours. I don't know
20:54
how much longer I could hang on.
20:58
Look, Eddie, is it? I understand
21:00
it's tough, but you milkman have
21:02
got to stop coming into my store
21:04
to cry my dairy aisle. You're
21:06
the fourth one this
21:06
week. No out. So
21:09
that's how it's gonna be. Well,
21:11
I know a guy Udder knows another
21:14
guy. And all this pretty white milk you got in
21:15
here? Don't take it for granted,
21:18
mister because it could all go
21:20
away. Ten to all shoppers.
21:22
Two for one sale on Kenneth Scott
21:25
Frozen Foods, now in Isle
21:27
twelve.
21:27
My god. Is there even any
21:30
real food in this place.
21:31
I stole them
21:34
back to my truck. My head
21:36
was spinning. I had to sit down to
21:38
think, but it's a difficult
21:39
truck, so there's no place to sit down because
21:41
you drive them standing up. And
21:42
that's when I heard him. On
21:46
a crock, There's
21:47
no loyalty in this business.
21:49
What the who's back there?
21:51
I slid the fridge door of
21:54
my truck open, and there
21:56
he was. Gray hair, greased back,
21:58
leathery face, and a dirty white
22:00
uniform with three buttons gaping
22:02
open. He had a cigarette
22:04
angling out of his mouth just waiting to ash into
22:06
my
22:06
milk. Is there
22:07
any way
22:08
to greet
22:08
your father, Eddie? No.
22:10
Your father? Yeah. He'd
22:13
been hounded me for years to come back into
22:15
the family business ever since I
22:17
left. Pop thought I'd come crawling
22:20
back. And when I didn't, he just kept coming
22:22
around for little father son
22:24
conversations like
22:24
this. I was
22:26
like a
22:26
bartender with no hands trying to make
22:29
a martini. I couldn't
22:31
shave.
22:31
What do you want, pop? Heard
22:33
you were having some trouble. Only to
22:35
see if I could help you out.
22:37
Loose
22:38
travels fast. Why
22:41
do you care? The father never
22:43
stops caring about his son.
22:46
No matter how much he disappoints him.
22:48
Do you
22:49
believe him? I don't really believe him. He
22:51
sounds so shady. Pull it together,
22:53
Chris. This is very suspenseful.
22:56
The
22:56
only thing my father cared about was getting
22:58
back on top and getting me back
23:00
into the family business. I couldn't let
23:02
him strong on me no matter how bad things
23:04
we're looking right now.
23:06
Eddie, I can't stand to see these bozos
23:09
push you around. What do you say we put
23:11
out routes together. You and me
23:13
like the old days. My
23:15
customers deserve better than you.
23:18
Better than your own father.
23:19
Uh-huh. So you're gonna let the
23:22
government Udder these supermarket jerks
23:24
put us on a business.
23:25
It's time to ask yourself
23:28
where your loyalty Son.
23:30
He patted me on the shoulder grabbed the
23:32
bottle off the rack and popped the top.
23:35
He looked me straight in the eye and slowly
23:37
brought it up to his lips. Don't
23:39
you dare to drink my milk? That's
23:41
a hundred percent pure blue daisy
23:43
cream top.
23:44
Fine. I prefer my milk
23:47
watered down anyhow. But
23:49
you've listened to me,
23:50
son. No way you're gonna keep
23:52
up with these times without your old
23:54
man's help.
23:55
I didn't
23:56
know what to do. If I said
23:58
no to him, I stayed honest, but
24:00
I'd lose my livelihood.
24:02
And if I
24:02
said yes, I'd
24:04
have to
24:04
go back to milk stretching and
24:07
intimidation. Well,
24:08
obviously, you couldn't rejoin Milkman mafia
24:10
and you'd feel so guilty. He's
24:12
got his back against the wall. What's he supposed
24:14
to do? Just sit back can let
24:16
big milk win? I know.
24:18
It
24:18
was a deli of a pickle. Well,
24:21
son? What'd it be? Pop,
24:24
I'm
24:24
grateful to you for teaching me to be a
24:27
milk man,
24:28
but I'm not
24:28
like you, and I never
24:31
will be. Oh, come on.
24:33
You were great on our route.
24:35
No one could intimidate a
24:37
distributor like you did.
24:39
We were a couple of bruisers beating
24:41
the system together. Remember
24:44
when you said that going into the service
24:46
would make me a better
24:47
man? Yeah. I was proud of you for
24:50
that. You were a tough
24:52
notched soldier.
24:54
Well, it
24:55
did make me a
24:56
better man. I know.
24:59
I could tell that
25:00
first day you came back home. I'm
25:02
out
25:02
pop. Don't ask
25:05
me again. Well,
25:08
standing
25:08
up to me like that? I guess
25:11
I raised something of a man after
25:14
all.
25:14
He put
25:14
the top back on the mill. And handed
25:16
it back to me, half empty. Sorry. I
25:18
just took
25:19
a couple of sweets there. Yeah.
25:21
You know I can't sell this
25:23
now.
25:24
A hunk when I
25:24
see your pup. See you,
25:26
Eddie. Blue
25:28
Daisy Dairy. Really
25:32
good son. And off
25:34
he
25:34
went. Gotten his turco
25:37
is thunderbird and peeled out of the parking
25:39
lot. I watched them go
25:41
and turned on my
25:41
radio. And I was down to my
25:44
luck, and I felt good.
25:46
And I'd made my peace with my dad and stood
25:48
up for my
25:49
beliefs. And even though I'm still David
25:51
to the supermarket's delight,
25:53
I'll keep selling my milk to
25:55
whoever's buying. Wow.
25:58
Eddie, I don't know if I could confront
26:01
my father like that, and that
26:03
car sounds so cool.
26:04
Eddie,
26:04
I wish we still Milkman like
26:07
you around. I couldn't agree
26:09
more. Well, when we come back, we'll find
26:11
out what happened to the milkman. And
26:13
if Eddie was able to lead those merry men
26:15
of milk to the land of milk
26:17
and honey, That might have been too many milks in a
26:19
row. Welcome back.
26:21
Eddie, it's the part of our show when we
26:23
find out if your job is
26:24
history. You ready? I
26:28
guess. So
26:29
innovations in technology did
26:32
improve the quality and safety of
26:34
the dairy industry. Udder those same innovations
26:36
eventually led to the end of the
26:38
milkman. Oh,
26:40
no. No. No. No.
26:42
You're kidding. Right? Yeah. Udder
26:44
But milk deliveries were still about thirty percent of the market
26:46
in nineteen sixty three. Thirty
26:49
percent.
26:49
Okay. Okay. That's better than nothing.
26:51
Right? Yeah. But
26:53
By two thousand and five, door to
26:55
door delivery accounted for less than one percent
26:58
of all milk sales in the
27:00
United
27:00
States. Sorry that's gonna be tough to
27:03
hear. Tough to hear. Looks
27:05
only the thing that gives me a sense
27:07
of purpose. Jeez Louise. I
27:09
mean, did you think I wouldn't be upset?
27:11
I don't know,
27:11
ready.
27:11
Just take take all the time you need. I know this can
27:14
be a lot. All those hours in my DIP
27:16
code truck without any breaks, I
27:18
urinated in an empty milk bottle just so
27:20
everyone got their delivery on
27:21
time. Was it worth it, Chris? I
27:24
hope
27:24
that's not
27:24
too personal for your program.
27:26
Not at all. In fact,
27:29
I I
27:29
think it's
27:29
time I share something personal as
27:32
well.
27:32
Chris, actually now is not
27:34
the time. Let's save it for after the
27:37
show.
27:37
Linda, now is the perfect
27:39
time. In nineteen
27:41
eighty four, I was in the
27:43
eleventh grade.
27:44
And here we go. We had to
27:46
sell chocolate bars to raise money for
27:48
my school play. We were doing
27:51
Joseph and the amazing Technicolor Udder coat.
27:54
I was so nervous about
27:56
performing. I I
27:58
started eating the chocolate bars to calm
28:00
my
28:00
nerves. The very same chocolate bars that I was supposed
28:03
to be selling. Oh, hey,
28:05
Chris. I do the same thing with deviled
28:07
eggs. Seriously, a night
28:09
in with an extra dry martini and put on
28:11
some Doris Day records, Devil Day,
28:13
Marlboro Red, Devil Day, Marlboro Red
28:15
back and forth. I can go for hours and that's a
28:17
nice night in.
28:17
Yikes. Well, anyway,
28:20
when my dad asked me about the missing bars,
28:22
I I lied, and I told him I was
28:24
robbed. He had to pay two hundred dollars
28:26
for chocolate, but Tell me not to worry
28:28
about it, that my safety was all that
28:31
mattered. I felt so ashamed I shoved the rest
28:33
of the bars to the back of my closet and
28:35
I never ate chocolate again. You're
28:38
right, Eddie. Feels good to take that
28:41
weight off. Not
28:43
sure that's exactly like my
28:44
thing, but okay.
28:46
Mean, it is a little bit, you know, because the secrets
28:49
and the bad stuff. Oh, sure.
28:51
Sure. Udder, you know, I'm
28:53
not really the guy you need to tell this. Too.
28:55
Oh, Eddie, I I can never talk to my dad
28:57
about this.
28:57
Then you're still holding onto it, and
29:00
that'll make you sick, like if you drank
29:02
a glass of milk you left in your
29:04
car
29:04
overnight. Have you done that?
29:06
Oh, who hasn't? Talk to
29:08
your father. You gotta clear the guilt milk out
29:10
of the milk chute of your heart.
29:14
You're right. You know, if you want a Milkman,
29:16
make a
29:17
pretty good psychologist. I don't
29:19
believe in hedge drinkers. Chris,
29:22
Why didn't you throw the chocolate bars away?
29:24
You
29:24
know it's too stressful to figure out where
29:26
to throw them out. You know, now I understand why it's
29:28
so hard to get rid of a body.
29:30
Well, I I know some guys or at
29:33
least some people who know some guys that could,
29:35
you know, help you with that.
29:37
Oh, thank you, Eddie. That's
29:39
so sweet. But Udder hold
29:41
up. Where does everyone buy milk these
29:44
days?
29:44
Well, would you believe that it's
29:45
still supermarkets? Those
29:48
wand droops. I don't know if
29:49
we should bleep that. Is that a bad
29:52
word? Not so fast though. Big
29:54
Milkman been struggling. Consumers are turning to milk
29:57
alternatives like
29:57
almond, soy, and oat milk. And
30:00
how pray tell do you milk
30:03
and oat? Well, you know, I've often worn it
30:05
the same thing any they don't have
30:06
any nipples or udders. I I don't know if
30:09
you just, like, squeeze the stock and
30:11
and then milk
30:13
comes out. I'm gonna stop this before it gets too
30:15
weird. It's just oats blended
30:17
with water, you guys.
30:18
Sended with gum. So
30:21
let
30:21
me get this straight. Milkman are
30:23
gone. Supermarkets one. Well, the
30:25
milkmen may not be a thing. Though though some
30:27
are still around, but Listen, Eddie, you
30:29
have to understand how we remember
30:30
you. Milkman hold a special place
30:33
in our hearts. No one's
30:34
more wholesome than a milkman. That's
30:37
right. Today, when we think of a milkman, we think
30:39
of honesty, friendliness,
30:41
and then our connection to the farms
30:43
of
30:43
America. And believe it or not, that's
30:45
that's really important to a lot of people today.
30:47
Well, that helps,
30:48
Chris. You know what I think we
30:51
need? How about a nice
30:51
tall glass of milk? Yes.
30:55
I was just about to say the same thing.
30:57
I'll pour a couple of
30:59
pints. I'm
31:02
glad we're doing this. You need real stuff.
31:05
Chris, your skin is looking very
31:07
gray. It'll also help
31:08
with, you know, your muscle tone. Oh, thank you.
31:10
Thank you. I've done I'll take all the help I
31:12
can get. I'm very weak.
31:17
Eddie, we've sadly come to the last part of the show.
31:19
I'm gonna ask you five questions and
31:21
you tell me the first thing that pops into
31:23
your
31:23
head. Oh,
31:24
kinda like the sixty four thousand dollar question.
31:27
I got it. What is
31:28
the biggest misconception about
31:31
your job?
31:33
Well, probably that
31:35
we work very long days. I work
31:37
an hour at a time and then I go to a
31:39
little speak easy. Underneath a car
31:42
dealership on the outskirts of town. And
31:44
there I just pound gin for
31:46
about an hour and then I get back on the road
31:48
and do some more deliveries. I mean,
31:50
in the end, I guess my work shift is
31:52
probably about sixteen hours, but it's in little
31:54
segments, little woozy, dreamlike
31:57
segments. Okay. What was your
31:59
biggest failure? Little
32:02
Albie Johnson. Never drank
32:04
his Milkman. Full set of dentures
32:06
at seventeen. Poor poor
32:08
family, so his fake teeth were made of
32:09
wood. He never wanted to make the kids smile
32:12
at you. Lips full of
32:14
Splinters.
32:14
Real nightmare. What was the
32:16
best compliment you ever received? Well,
32:19
a customer once told me
32:21
that the only people she trusted were me and Dwight
32:23
D. Eisenhower. And I voted for
32:25
Dwight D. Eisenhower. I like
32:27
a bald man. What
32:30
traits make a good milk Milkman?
32:32
Oh, okay. Honesty,
32:36
punctuality, on a tray
32:38
of biss kits for the Pearson RockWire. That thing will rip
32:40
your blasted face off.
32:42
And, you know, obviously, you
32:44
kinda gotta keep it tight when
32:46
you get around all the wives at home
32:47
alone. You just say no.
32:50
I'm just bringing you your two percent, your
32:52
heavy cream, your married woman
32:54
back
32:54
off. So Yeah. How do you
32:56
want people to remember
32:58
you? Well, I'd like
33:01
them to remember me as the healthiest
33:03
part of their day. Not
33:05
only do I bring them plenty of vitamins
33:07
and pasteurize
33:08
goodness, I bring them a smile, a
33:11
firm handshake, and
33:13
hopefully not a too hefty
33:14
bill. Eddie, you told me
33:17
that you helped people grow and
33:19
I feel like I've grown about ten feet
33:21
today. Oh, because of that chocolate bar thing. Yeah.
33:23
That was weird, Chris. Well, I don't
33:25
know. I mean, it was it was because of the
33:27
chocolate bar thing, you know, but it's trying
33:29
to be honest. Anytime. And
33:31
good luck with your folks. No. Thanks,
33:33
Eddie. You know what? I think I'm
33:36
actually ready to talk to my
33:38
dad. Oh, would you like
33:40
a cigarette? Always calm minder
33:42
before I talk to my pops. I'm
33:44
I'm
33:44
good. I'm good. Linda, how
33:46
about for you? Like cigarette?
33:48
Oh, I couldn't
33:52
possibly That is Come on.
33:54
Come on.
33:56
Meet me around back after the show, and we can
33:59
definitely have one. Alright. Okay.
34:01
Alright. But I hope you just want a cigarette,
34:03
and this isn't that Milkman, There
34:05
you go. I got than you a
34:07
cigarette. Don't worry about it, honey. I just want a
34:08
cigarette. What do you guys
34:09
whispering about? Don't worry. I
34:11
can't think, Chris?
34:13
Eddie Flynn taught me a few things
34:15
today. Apparently, some milkman know where to hide
34:17
a body. But also, you can't
34:20
run away from your past. And funny
34:22
enough, if you want your past to stop chasing
34:24
you, the best thing to do might be to
34:26
run towards it, like say you're out for a
34:28
hike and suddenly you're being pursued by a
34:30
mountain lion. Should you turn and
34:32
run or should you greet
34:34
that big cat with open arms and a
34:36
smile?
34:36
Chris, maybe let's try
34:39
a metaphor with less potential
34:42
legal
34:42
repercussions. Yeah. I
34:42
I heard it as I was saying
34:45
it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
34:46
Udder you know what? Linda,
34:49
If you ever wanna get any dark secrets
34:51
off your
34:51
chest, I'm I'm always here
34:53
to listen.
34:54
Do you have any dark secrets?
34:56
No. No dark secrets here, Chris. I'm
34:58
an open book. Also, I don't wanna make
35:00
you an accomplice to
35:01
anything. Oh, boy.
35:03
It's dad. Okay. Here
35:06
we go. He'll
35:07
understand Chris. The musicals can be really stressful. Hey
35:10
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is history, and this is Udder tragedy,
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written by Andrew Barber. I'm
35:37
your host, Chris Parnell.
35:40
Linda was played by Elise Morales. Betty the
35:42
milkman was played by David Crab.
35:44
Sound design is by Aaron May.
35:46
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