Never knows best… === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com )

Vernon Wright - November ?, 2008 (II)

1 day ago 8m 58s

Vernon Wright - November... 12th, 2008

7 days ago 8m 56s

Will I ever be truly free from the mundane? === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson (

Vernon Wright - November 9th, 2008

15 days ago 8m 40s

We are going back to the basics and it honestly feels right. === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jon

Vernon Wright - November 3rd, 2008

22 days ago 6m 5s

That job, that friend, that degree, that family, that… life… it was never my purpose. === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Verno

Vernon Wright - October 29th, 2008

29 days ago 8m 19s

Certainty is the only thing that’s uncertain… or do I have that backwards? === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is

Vernon Wright - October 28th, 2008

May 20th, 2024 7m 56s

Awful is a funny word meaning both extreme unpleasantness as well as commanding attention. Something to get away from, but you are paralyzed to do so. === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by M

Vernon Wright - October 26th, 2008

May 13th, 2024 7m 12s

The internet has made me feel so close to everything and so far from everyone. === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wrigh

Vernon Wright - October 23rd, 2008

May 6th, 2024 6m 10s

Now I’m realizing I could be part of the problem, but is it too late? === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voic

Vernon Wright - October 20th, 2008

Apr 29th, 2024 5m 23s

Is there anyone who cares about me… === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://w

Vernon Wright - October 19th, 2008

Apr 22nd, 2024 5m 40s

Mind Trap was the go to game as a kid when the power went out, so you’d think I’d be further along with this mystery box by now. === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https:/

Vernon Wright - October 16th, 2008

Apr 15th, 2024 7m 51s

My first pet was a Triop from those kits at the science museum. === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by

Vernon Wright - October 13th, 2008

Apr 8th, 2024 5m 35s

On my Game Boy is a worn out sticker of a Slime from Dragon Warrior Monsters by Akira Toriyama. That little dudes' smile got me through some rough days. === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by

Vernon Wright - October 12th, 2008 (I)

Apr 1st, 2024 5m 26s

Confusion means I’m still thinking, at least I have that going for me.=== Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voic

Vernon Wright - October 10th, 2008

Apr 1st, 2024 5m 44s

Obtruding metal rods rolling between my fingers. === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenso

Vernon Wright - October 8th, 2008

Apr 1st, 2024 8m 35s

Gradually trying new things to keep myself busy. === Credits ===Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ). Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ). Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenso

Trailer

Trailer - This Machine Belongs To Vernon Wright

Mar 19th, 2024 1m 26s

This Machine Belongs To is a Psychological Horror Podcast following a Journal, a Machine, and the souls who endlessly obsess over them. Each episode is 10 minute or less in hopes that your own name won't be found scrawled in the pages just by l