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0:04
This. May get weird or we
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rolling were all a million. Choose
0:08
Graze how. Oh
0:11
wow you are in!
0:13
Honestly, Between your non brand
0:16
name bottle of water and
0:18
year air Bnb, you look
0:20
like you just entered the
0:22
witness protection program in Key
0:24
West. Yes, yes, I certainly
0:26
do. Wow, A bit of
0:29
a ship to being in
0:31
Brooklyn. We are now down
0:33
in Florida visiting family and
0:35
it is quite honestly Florida.
0:38
Ah, Yeah, yeah, know you've got,
0:40
you've got a T. All could
0:42
beat him. A local Home Goods
0:44
peddling another a beach behind you.
0:46
Literally everything as shells on it,
0:49
everything I fell gonna everywhere although
0:51
I bought this had that like
0:53
it. Tell me all about it.
0:55
I bought this had a marshals
0:57
like two days ago when we're
0:59
down here because I had this
1:02
maroon trucker hat. That. I love
1:04
very much, but Elliott pointed out that
1:06
down here way. It
1:08
looked like a was crumbling called me
1:11
and I've always on my gets maroon.
1:13
Oh I'm not gonna have not even
1:15
gonna risk than nine on going to
1:17
play with that. Ah so now went
1:20
and got a sensible smokey bear we
1:22
can prevent forest fires, green hat and
1:24
okay yeah, just got off of a
1:27
bow quite literally. okay I'll yell i
1:29
you texted me this morning you're like
1:31
hey the boats running long. Have
1:34
you had a good look at you
1:36
live in your best light l experience
1:38
of a boat. I did not grow
1:40
up with the boat I have no
1:42
my wrench boat life I mean not
1:44
a day are fine day okay the
1:46
you know night their middle road I
1:48
guess. Ah right. I. Do love
1:50
though that in the air B and B were
1:52
saying i'm looking at across the way The house
1:54
across the way has a sign this is Protect
1:57
Trans Kids so that's pretty fun. You're in the
1:59
when you're with. The people you're having were
2:01
unavailable. Or maybe. Yeah but anyway there's a
2:03
barons of a boat that I have a they
2:05
took us out on one time like when I
2:07
first came here, when we first started dating and
2:10
then they. Took. Us
2:12
out today and I a it's
2:14
Ceo and boats boats but I
2:16
am hilariously like not a boat.
2:19
Person. I'm a I love I am
2:21
totally fun! However, we did see. Dolphins.
2:25
And I saw frickin' Sting ray jump out
2:27
of the water. Have never seen that. my
2:29
entire life job apparently bowed me an alley.
2:32
It's mom saw it and I I I
2:34
don't know what this means that me and
2:36
her the whole and no one else. Will
2:39
bow. So. Crazy to things.
2:42
I think of how Steve Irwin died. By.
2:45
Anything or jamming. I think one jumped
2:47
out about up. yeah I checked me
2:49
cel role in the comments impossible by
2:51
now. How. Do those pancakes
2:53
launch themselves? I don't know either. Was
2:55
like that. Looks like someone just threw
2:57
a big wet wait a blanket into
2:59
the water and I didn't understand what
3:01
was happening. So I'll ever mom was
3:03
like that was a sting ray. I've
3:05
never seen one do that before. Know that
3:08
I do that to sea ice And
3:10
Florida has a bow and that was
3:12
still the first time she saw a
3:14
girl. You or your magic. you're a
3:16
magic token. I don't know what's going
3:18
on, but yeah it's been. We I've
3:20
had like the most Florida day so
3:22
far. So. Shower as. Large
3:24
as well. A look and beside
3:26
me those are awesome video other two
3:29
little stinkers Oh my god there's o
3:31
que ship that back last night l
3:33
he woke up to from last night
3:35
so it was a Monday, so obviously
3:38
we're missing to learn five weeks that
3:40
are we wilde. We partied. You.
3:42
Will Yeah, you gotta make up for lost
3:45
time and the two of you together. Come
3:47
on Now the words like when you get
3:49
excited it is so romantic. Honestly it's so
3:51
cute that you like the V. I was
3:54
like one trying to get out of finish
3:56
with his lunch and run my gear like
3:58
stepped on last night's ah. Like
4:00
you're not like I thought you. Were
4:03
when hard in the paint. And by paint I
4:06
mean jin. We
4:08
had a great old time does listening to
4:10
music as I told you and I'm said
4:12
on the podcast sounds like please someone hook
4:14
me up were going to a day and
4:16
co cello. Oh I
4:18
tell a. Mana. Rule three
4:20
yeah that's in my brain heard that but
4:22
also I was like or do with ah
4:24
because that's going on right now. This is
4:27
how you know I'm too old to be
4:29
attending anything. I just mess them up some
4:31
oh yeah we'll talk about that but so
4:33
we're going to they are buttery because he
4:35
really wants to see the Dj for at
4:37
again and this is like his only Us
4:40
date that scheduled a sense but then make
4:42
the stallions gonna be there. But then we
4:44
also like spent last night like looking through
4:46
the line up and like listening to some
4:48
other peeps. yeah yeah. And having cocktails.
4:50
and now I'm just. It's a
4:52
Tuesday and I feel like it'll Yes,
4:55
I feel like it's March eighteenth and
4:57
college. The day after St. Patty's Day,
4:59
I feel worse for wear. Lunch
5:03
when I leave families and like their
5:05
friends who are all other all retired
5:07
or like very recently retired or just
5:09
about retired at the it was just
5:12
like oh we're all sitting on a
5:14
Tuesday neverland begun cocktails and unlike time
5:16
is money guys I have a job
5:18
to do. Okay, I'll go back and
5:21
talk to my good. Friend about?
5:23
I don't know nothing quite
5:25
honestly based on the nodes
5:27
and response has absolutely nothing
5:29
else. This is full com
5:31
for podcast background noise and
5:33
far as I'm concerned. Yeah,
5:35
yeah, yeah, I'm in. I'm
5:37
in a hard place and
5:40
the seniors do. I
5:42
have so much to do today. Like
5:44
I couldn't miss words And also. What
5:47
I'm looking forward to: ads my
5:49
friend sore and birthday leave my
5:52
before yes and. And his
5:54
best friends as last neighbor is
5:56
thieves who have you know for
5:58
those listening who are. Superman's You
6:00
know that? Grace and I. Oh.
6:02
My God. how do I turn off.
6:05
Did you hear that? Had a way to know
6:07
the noises on my phone so I did hear
6:09
any and my new phone to the I messages
6:11
on this sounds and I go not turn it
6:14
off. I'm so
6:16
all we all like to. Boomers
6:18
Eight Now I did Not show
6:20
up like it literally descended. Cia.
6:24
And us tonight and swords birthday and
6:26
Steve was like let's go do something
6:28
fun So we're going to Hibachi and
6:30
Saline has never been to hibachi. I'm
6:32
going with a have thought they'd. Birds.
6:35
In to Hibachi that blows my mind
6:37
about Steve. Do know how much pressure
6:39
to is to choose a hibachi place
6:41
for? yeah he's never experience. It's like
6:43
I'm going to be sitting there watching
6:45
Nobody says being like. Why didn't
6:47
you make the fried rice heartbeat re et
6:49
al really like hey you gotta hope for
6:52
the best You have to hope that on
6:54
you and I hope that they're not. Haven't
6:56
any sort of emotional night that they're like
6:58
in the flow zone that on, say a
7:01
word and the Tuesday. Hibachi Guy
7:03
at and the Friday Saturday night once
7:05
the I'm really gonna be there like.
7:08
You know, at the hostess damn
7:10
like gimme your wealthiest. Give
7:12
me one that one of these huge
7:14
up the routine a little bit with
7:17
some has his own one liner game
7:19
and is a guy who stand finally
7:21
just smoked a joint my the dumpsters.
7:23
yes yeah like loud because you know
7:25
we've done nobody in my backyard twice.
7:27
Yeah first guy was out of control.
7:29
he had a mustard bottle with a
7:31
fake string remember to I actually board
7:33
musser? Yeah but those traps where wilde.
7:36
A little the little guy who you pull
7:38
down his pants any like this is oil
7:40
like it was grabbed my out that yeah
7:43
yeah this is a i was like a
7:45
carrot top of hibachi to it does his
7:47
props everywhere and the next guy we get
7:49
stoned say see acted like he was auditioning
7:51
for Top Chef. Unlike
7:54
actually like I've got stage fright
7:56
for the bochy chef. So in
7:59
honor of. My tablet More okay
8:01
now. They. Are be go
8:03
on wilde? Yep! Yep! Yep! Trump
8:05
tales better be flying everywhere. I
8:07
mean enhance n mouse all around
8:09
the place. So I'm really excited
8:11
because I'm. Hung. Over at I'm like oh I
8:13
know all about the pig out later. Yeah, and you're
8:15
kind of the best. Or. The worst,
8:18
oddly enough for her body. Oh absolutely.
8:20
I like the fear to be so
8:22
into it. I know I'm really gonna be.
8:24
it's gonna be bad, I'm going be
8:26
full dance moms or that of the
8:28
gray. I'm so excited for your let us
8:30
know obviously know how it goes. I
8:33
will. You know I will.
8:35
Ah, the simple things like
8:37
Steve. Cel. We were
8:39
just in New York for
8:41
like read. Ah, We
8:43
walked all around Brooklyn one day
8:45
like we saw a bunch of
8:48
people like friends and at see
8:50
my uncle who lives in New
8:52
York New is really only yeah
8:54
and one day we just got
8:57
the Sunday afternoon walking around Brooklyn
8:59
and I took Elliott to my
9:01
old apartment. I saw your post
9:03
it made me emotional. Oh my
9:06
god I got so emotional walking
9:08
through Brooklyn. I was just like.
9:11
There's. So many memories here and I
9:13
was giving him like the toward the
9:15
panic attack of gray how they go
9:17
out like this is where I put
9:19
my hands in the eyes in front
9:21
of the Dunkin Donuts when I jumped
9:23
up the subway To those having a
9:26
panic attack theirs is like the subway
9:28
subway saw a homeless man masturbating and
9:30
looking at me in the eyes are
9:32
the first know have that stop man
9:34
I agree that yes and were the
9:36
first time every time and I realize
9:38
i bothered thing that can happen to
9:40
be an adult woman now and that's
9:43
the thing that's gonna happen to you
9:45
know wow of the world is not
9:47
on my side old I'm of and
9:49
then we went to double Windsor you
9:51
know the guy that always say it's
9:53
still there and popping it was. So.
9:56
Crowded. It was crazy. I couldn't believe it was still
9:58
there and it was of them. They are you
10:00
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12:01
Happened. In yeah that
12:03
period of time there was So while
12:06
those is like. Shows. Like
12:08
the apartment and see who live there is
12:10
just getting. I hate when people are like
12:12
let's not the mouth oh my god I
12:14
was there. Unless you're gonna get shot exactly
12:16
as as I know. There's absolutely nothing I
12:18
need from this place right now. I do
12:20
not need to go inside, I do not
12:22
need to see anyone. In fact I hope
12:24
the no one sees me taking a photo
12:26
of this of building right now demanding out
12:28
front of us and also the amount of
12:30
times it's so funny because when I think
12:32
about our time in Brooklyn I was talking
12:34
to someone I was talking to Jacqueline about.
12:36
It sounds like island. Their from two
12:38
thousand and five to two thousand and
12:41
thirteen. And it's like Goober did not
12:43
exist exactly. Exactly like you are
12:45
either hailing a cab or you are calling
12:47
car sir. Ranulph with continental was a lie.
12:50
Always called and Brooklinen when we set of
12:52
same time she's I was like ours it
12:54
was in both are like continental it's like
12:56
that it was universal that like you call
12:59
this car service to pick you up if
13:01
you are like feeling like treating yourself that
13:03
day or anyone yes like underground or uber
13:05
yeah, exam or you ayers like telling and
13:08
like and this is where I picked up
13:10
like a ironing board on my way home
13:12
blackout drunk think yeah I couldn't walk. Two
13:14
miles from my friend's house will make
13:17
it. All I say is like all
13:19
those you deserve drinks yeah that were
13:21
filmed in that apartment Like when I
13:23
think about it There was not like
13:26
a direct. Are. Subway lines didn't
13:28
link up know there were no
13:30
longer there so I just was
13:33
like a mile and a half
13:35
with Hannah with like twenty pounds
13:37
of booze. Yeah, every like I'm
13:40
afraid to exercise. is there like
13:42
on say God the a perv
13:44
of the street goes down on
13:47
my way back home is I'm
13:49
just pushing forwards. Really
13:51
amount of drunk walking I did and
13:53
that neighborhood that sometimes we that you
13:55
him over and saw at the i
13:57
was super good. It's like nine area.
14:00
Brooklyn, Ny you like would normally the
14:02
go to the hang out but it
14:04
was really really nice and emissions like
14:06
oh man it was just like huge
14:08
moment. all job nostalgia and my gratitude
14:10
have been like wow. We were really
14:12
kind of like. Reckless and
14:15
like creatively reckless and snacks
14:17
and exciting way like. I
14:19
remember that time period being
14:21
just like so you're so
14:23
hungry for achieved men So
14:26
hungry. For. At. Legs.
14:28
And. Recognition in any way in the get my
14:30
are out there that I was like wow
14:32
this is just like. So. Reminiscent
14:34
of a time not to get
14:37
to deeper love that a girl
14:39
eat look. He retired the not
14:41
to the podcast Md. It's also
14:43
like I was thinking you how.
14:45
Instagram. Only. Came
14:48
out like yeah I remember maybe the
14:50
year before I moved to Los Angeles.
14:52
I remember someone convincing me that I
14:54
had to get Instagram another like okay
14:56
but like before that the photos of
14:58
that time period or like kind of
15:00
few and far between because it was
15:02
like whoever had. A. Digital camera
15:04
that uploaded in her face book or
15:07
a few people that were like amateur
15:09
photographers that would take photos so there's
15:11
like there's more video of that time
15:14
on you to then I think there
15:16
were actual like photos of Excel or
15:18
like try and like your head create
15:20
these flashbacks but to me they're all
15:23
in video form and not in like
15:25
photo form. Know. It as I
15:27
didn't hardly true I was I love
15:29
okay to thanks yeah line when you
15:31
it talking about that and seem like
15:33
some stuff online where it's like yeah
15:36
we've talked before how like. That.
15:38
The very younger generations if you
15:40
will. They'll have
15:42
like Instagram. Profiles.
15:44
With like one photo. Yeah, they're just
15:47
like as a people it's so funny
15:49
Millennials, the meme that I'll be like
15:51
i'm don't tell them we used to
15:53
upload eighty seven photos and I'm just
15:55
night at a bar. Yeah, like we're
15:57
done with a with the blurry ones.
16:00
Yeah, right up there are albums on
16:02
Facebook where it's literally. I'm
16:04
going to save forty two photos of
16:06
just me like drunk on one couch
16:08
yet on the bar. Yeah I think
16:10
I had a camera one point and
16:12
took photos of why we had a
16:15
house party at our apartment on my
16:17
iron. Those photos watch the and they're
16:19
just like not a valid but are
16:21
there was like ah on the only
16:23
one ever the camera. Okay here come
16:25
the ma'am I know my as is
16:27
like a time. Where. It
16:30
was interesting to post about it and
16:32
to see everyone reacted like it is
16:34
so nostalgic. Now he i get really
16:36
does thrusts you into like this current
16:38
age in a weird way of i
16:40
was like wow this is a long
16:42
time ago and neurons and I'm like
16:44
oh yeah and there's so much. Like.
16:46
We'd had no idea what we were
16:48
doing it now and had any idea
16:51
we were making videos and doing are
16:53
saying and having no idea like what
16:55
it would be com yeah I was
16:57
going to be significant and whatsoever I
17:00
saw another thing our mind that I'm
17:02
like kind of living for somewhere. Now.
17:05
It's like Gens the A what's below
17:07
Jersey. I don't even know where cuts
17:09
off Alexander something like that. where they're
17:11
getting into the show girls many more
17:13
posting stuff that's like. Like.
17:16
If there's been things on tic toc
17:18
where people go, I take back everything
17:20
and said about millennials like all I
17:22
wanna do is live in Brooklyn and
17:24
my two thousand and ten yeah yeah
17:26
like this they were like I'd take
17:28
it all bad, I just want to
17:30
be sweaty with the know, Instagram dancing
17:32
in a bar in Bushwick and I'm
17:34
like yes, snigger with some respect on
17:36
our name. Yeah we did. We did
17:38
all that without documenting it. We don't
17:40
simply documented stuff and put it on
17:42
you tube, everything else. you never flock
17:44
of sauce. Grayson I. Have full relationships,
17:47
you know? I
17:49
was is like double agent kind
17:51
of going on of the ally
17:54
we're going to do secret nerdy
17:56
you tube they i never had
17:58
try and be like cool. The
18:00
on the Brooklyn girls in the comedy
18:02
scene a legit though like that so
18:04
many differ. Memories are like so many
18:06
yeah thing going on the that yeah
18:08
to their Valley Rec. I love that
18:10
I'm like oh we were so reckless.
18:13
The meanwhile I'm like I'm hung over
18:15
on a Tuesday from Parse Like That
18:17
Frontier like now I have a a
18:19
Roth Ira and to Tiny Dogs was
18:21
I out like that is a big
18:23
it's ever been to like I'm gonna
18:25
bad season I am signed and write
18:27
a script later. It's exactly what. I'm
18:30
doing this with you and said
18:32
about wanna live stream yes I
18:35
was like something and say or
18:37
game how much is the same
18:39
yeah I know my news is
18:41
just wild very cool very ah
18:44
of like emotional and a very
18:46
tender way so as like a
18:48
marrying a very nice trip to.
18:51
New York and was Eleven is
18:53
a movie theater still by year
18:55
old apartment. Yeah there's the movie
18:57
theater. It's called Nighthawk. That's right
18:59
there. Oh Nighthawk yeah serve his.
19:01
Ah yeah the full food. But
19:03
when it was when you're there
19:05
it was just called like I
19:07
don't know. Civilians parks up
19:10
and and that's the place that
19:12
island saw a movie by myself
19:14
on like Aranda. Weekday is a
19:17
beer number with couples retreat storing
19:19
Vince Vaughn and John Saburo. I
19:21
do believe and and it was
19:24
me and like. Another. Couple
19:26
arm and or a
19:28
couple and a. Rat.
19:31
Ran past me. As
19:33
an be theater and I said good up
19:35
with my beer on the chair and walked
19:37
across the trick chairs and was is like
19:39
a rat Just went by and say that.
19:44
Is why I will not live in New
19:46
York Analysis a movie theater that Michelle and
19:48
I went with you to see a Twilight
19:50
movie and we all got forties and it
19:52
was like a weekday and that was the
19:54
first time I like really. Connected.
19:57
That you can just bring booze into a movie
19:59
theater? They live is. No.
20:01
Go online and get I haven't. I don't
20:03
know shit about this movie or doing oh
20:05
my God. You're in the middle of the
20:07
day in the dark room where the coolest.
20:09
Girl Lives of the reminded about a just a
20:11
bunch about a. Guy
20:14
idea. I'm I like
20:16
have no idea what I've done the last week. Yeah,
20:19
this is in a whirlwind. I would tell
20:21
you this is like who I'm gone from
20:23
not socializing, To. Like. Social.
20:27
Lies A and so I'm like needing to
20:29
relax after this is done. Are you than
20:31
any to go like into your crab to
20:33
not talk to anyone? yeah honestly like were
20:36
It's really nice that we're seeing like Elliott
20:38
sadly and all that but I have like
20:40
a social bandwidth that now literally I'll head
20:42
of point where like I just look at
20:45
Elliott and I'm like I need to leave
20:47
now like I am I have not like
20:49
it was so sweet we were heard the
20:51
from the version every or name by did
20:53
like their neighbors into like say hi and.
20:56
We're just like landed in here and at
20:58
one way I like had to tell it
21:00
like I was like. I is.
21:03
Really nothing to say. Please
21:07
me. But. For every blonde gotta
21:09
say I say something, disease and really
21:11
kind people I just like I'm so
21:13
brain dead right now. I haven't been
21:16
as braindead, his or her conversation and
21:18
so long but it was really yeah
21:20
we are. We went to musical. We'll
21:23
wait. Michael Buckley suggested one right
21:26
and and visa went Yeah, He
21:28
suggested six. Which. He
21:30
was like it's pop out that the
21:32
name of it I thought you meant
21:34
six different musical only pretty much yeah.
21:36
He recommended a lot which is fantastic.
21:39
I asked Michael Douglas recommendations he gave
21:41
me like a dissertation and I was
21:43
like so thankful of all of it.
21:45
Lot and Six is like the story
21:47
of Ah Henry the Eighth. Like Six
21:49
X lives and when it's like were
21:51
lying love their yeah, but there are
21:53
ghosts They're like a girl group in
21:55
a way. It's like modern and poppy,
21:57
but also obviously entirely referential and. It's like.
22:00
Wow a way I owed so like
22:02
Girl power those like O L E
22:04
I didn't realize it be like so
22:07
girl power but he loved it is
22:09
so fun. There was a kid next
22:11
to me on his Nintendo switch the
22:13
and higher show off it and got
22:16
all of them there's the like. Usher
22:18
came out and told him like three
22:20
time to stop using any John Madden
22:23
there and waited for the guy to
22:25
leave and pulled it out again and
22:27
I'm like so much anxiety. yeah I
22:29
know. I was like I'm so close to
22:31
disappear. like. Gave. Lee's. Please.
22:34
Somebody was like a young kids are as the
22:36
and his parents were sitting in front of him
22:38
so they don't They had no idea. Yeah so
22:40
like I would I can I parents. I
22:42
down the parents hello hello ah
22:45
but yeah musicals are so fun.
22:47
I forgot Alpha Musical Dogs it
22:49
was gray. If anyone's looking for
22:51
musical to go do it was
22:53
all on non fun but man
22:55
when people can saying is just
22:57
the most amazing thing ever. I
22:59
was just like my face her
23:01
from smiling the whole time. The
23:03
great Their voices are fantastic. It
23:06
is quick which is also a
23:08
plus So yeah very we learn
23:10
that Okay I have some questions
23:12
that. It. Is.
23:14
Elliott into theater. I feel like
23:16
he didn't do a performing arts
23:18
high school by ago. He also
23:20
like me, can't sing. So.
23:23
He like likes performing likes
23:25
the other to a degree
23:27
I got into of a
23:29
slave comedy instead. Ah,
23:32
So. We're like in the same boat where he
23:34
like appreciate musicals but ignore them. Same boat about
23:36
an hour ago, about nine hours over. Oh yeah.
23:40
Like musicals but he's not a
23:42
musical theater personally am. oh god.
23:44
I feel I. I guess that's
23:46
totally a meta. We can all
23:48
be. Oh god dammit. what
23:51
Was the musical theater person on Drag
23:53
Race? Plasma. Plasma.
23:56
Yeah, we can only been last month. But.
24:00
The good way to fit oath. But speaking
24:02
of Elliott and singing yeah, yeah. Did
24:05
you have you heard that song? It's all over
24:07
to talk. Less. Like and
24:09
when I'm back in
24:12
Chicago as feeling and.
24:16
The Nedda. It's like huge okay
24:18
occur very popular song. I'm hoping
24:20
you would hurt it snow be
24:23
aside to sounds familiar. But now
24:25
and I'm Matt Kenseth go up
24:27
the game. You know they're not.
24:30
Yeah, yeah, I think so. You.
24:32
Know who thinks it. Who. To.
24:35
Carry. The. Guy who gives
24:37
Elliott vibes on changes things. Oh
24:41
really? Oh
24:44
that's the center. Wow wow Pick a
24:47
buddy, save some for the rest
24:49
of us. Yeah yeah and if
24:51
you're gonna be able to see
24:53
which some of us can't and
24:55
don't act like I'm i'm kind
24:58
of cause playing as him right
25:00
now. Are.
25:03
You As I just like when someone told
25:05
me that because I was jamming on that
25:07
song and then I heard that and I
25:09
was like wait a second to him, you're
25:11
allowed to do that damn damn ever do
25:14
that Civil. I like it as it does.
25:17
Looking back fondly on our time
25:19
trying creativity and then looking down
25:21
on a younger and little trying
25:23
creativity in no no, no no
25:26
no Well that amount of that
25:28
and know and I'm ah I'm
25:30
I've been having a good twenty.
25:32
Four hours Because. My.
25:36
Favorite North Carolina/south
25:38
East chain. Yeah.
25:40
But fast food chain Bow Jungles has
25:42
announced it's coming to Ally. Whoa.
25:45
Okay, what's the deal with both angles? Both
25:48
angles busy. It's baby. The of his ago
25:50
Dangles is a place that I would like
25:52
to. Skip. Class to go
25:54
get breakfast was like egg and
25:57
cheese biscuits Sausage egg and cheese
25:59
biscuits. Fried Chicken Biscuit, Dirty
26:01
Rice Cage and Fries like.
26:04
What? Do you already race or makes
26:06
a dirty seasoning? Oh gosh, There's
26:10
probably a me in. There are some
26:12
I'd I'd think I couldn't eat the
26:14
dirtier ice, but like, A
26:17
good like breakfast. Best in
26:19
the thing that this city
26:21
is severely lacking. Declaring
26:30
my run for mayor
26:32
overheard analyze. Everything
26:35
else was like hey have you started
26:37
your i'm see Moss I'm like the
26:40
biscuit game in this town is a
26:42
shambles. Wow The bows angles is coming.
26:44
Los Angeles where it all analysts. Ah,
26:47
I don't know. I think they've announced like. A
26:49
bunch locations to be coming, and twenty twenty
26:51
five recently that we all know that there
26:53
are things in life you just have to
26:56
compromise on. Okay, maybe like an apartment and
26:58
it's in your budget, but there's enough to
27:00
remember who play the games incessantly. Or maybe
27:02
go to the grocery store that is always
27:04
out of the everything bagel seasoning that you
27:07
love, but it's just closer than the other
27:09
ones. But when it comes to your health
27:11
guys, there is no compromise. So don't go
27:13
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27:22
take your slightly sketchy insurance instead.
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man, I really need to get
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28:12
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28:14
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28:16
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a they'd me hopeful because you know what?
29:04
I also think the city needs. Work
29:07
will house. Ah,
29:09
What? Yeah, Where'd. The
29:11
doesn't have lawful house. There's not a single waffle
29:13
house in a city. I mean it makes sense
29:15
because it's kind of like as much as they
29:17
were like l A is at night and I'm
29:19
sure people are like. Partying. At
29:22
all hours general I first moved
29:24
here. Talk about nostalgia smearing like
29:26
you're telling me you can't say
29:28
to Bartel for in the morning
29:30
Oh I remember my mind i'm
29:32
I too am would always size
29:34
grow. I could not go out
29:36
pass at ten pm in New
29:38
York would you like seven pm?
29:40
Technically it's my time in L
29:42
A but I was like turning
29:44
into a pumpkin hardcore. And then
29:46
I was remembering wow how. Howdy
29:48
I was when I moved to L
29:51
A and I was like you guys
29:53
gonna that at ten pm and not
29:55
as you am? You don't know where
29:57
your body's down to that last bit
29:59
of energy and yourself in the morning
30:01
for insane or there was a period
30:03
of time for like. Three
30:05
years where I was announced him easy
30:08
be yeah are. And. What?
30:10
Yeah like an hour train ride
30:12
from where I live or herself?
30:14
Started at eleven? yeah I remember
30:16
that are they crazy as it
30:18
ended it to and then we
30:20
went to the bar. Yeah yeah,
30:22
close it down and then would
30:24
take the train home around four
30:26
thirty and this may once a
30:28
week at least. Yes! and I'm
30:31
just like what. Was. I do
30:33
a new our last night. I'm like. Off.
30:35
My rocker at. Well.
30:37
Actually stood up to lead to so
30:39
I don't even own and aren't enough
30:42
but there's a narrative contradicts inside a
30:44
truly business or like opposites day it's
30:46
opposite sex but I was like. this
30:48
how crazy I party now I was like
30:50
a couple drinks and I was like ship.
30:53
Ominous. Show you my new skincare.
30:55
Routine As bad as. It.
30:57
Is a nice. Smell
31:00
the oils. There's potent herbs in
31:03
it. So I
31:05
I was like, couldn't shouldn't the
31:07
fuck less money on my neck
31:09
The last night when we were.
31:13
Brother and sisters, is this your last place
31:15
is so nice and then I was. I
31:17
am turned into a pumpkin though. He brought
31:20
me home and then he went back and
31:22
hung out with them and all and I
31:24
oh. I'm. Gonna go on tic
31:26
toc because like I never go and
31:28
tic tac because you know yourself girl
31:30
I am and see where this all
31:32
mouth because he and I have always
31:34
together so he died. We have any
31:36
kind of unspoken rule like that it's
31:38
rude for know like. A research
31:40
thing. videos from his phone or something or
31:43
I'm doing that like wool. give each other
31:45
length a bit to do before like we
31:47
do have carte blanche to be like that's
31:49
annoying me like can you not signal to
31:51
pull look at me and be like scroll
31:54
break and will be like scroll break Yeah
31:56
sounds like no problem scrolling but it's just
31:58
an audio soil. Via. So I
32:00
don't ever turn Tic Toc on bigger
32:03
the not china cause noise pollution. So
32:05
last I was I on tic toc
32:07
and and I was like or it
32:09
is is or maiming. it's all of
32:11
the beauty tips. So let me get
32:13
into the early work case Edward gave
32:15
no we don't know the comments it
32:17
is working and I did get into.
32:19
I started I have Castor oil in
32:21
my cart on Amazon's which I immediately
32:23
after oil game I got rosemary oil
32:25
this week. The dumbest are putting know
32:27
my scalp yeah yeah I got big
32:29
into this one girl she was like
32:32
these are the for products you need
32:34
their under twenty dollars and you do
32:36
not need anything else. Who knows like
32:38
hell yes and the knows I'm a
32:40
look and some as a red light
32:42
of the one thing and then I'm
32:44
gonna be all censorship luanda like and
32:46
it is good for Rosacea as Isis
32:48
you know they they do have the
32:50
mask but I slid into Dm than
32:52
they were on backorder aside up the
32:54
lawn but I'm thinking I just got
32:56
a red light. calm like wow I'm
32:59
living in plugin. That episode of Seinfeld
33:01
we're on a Merlots of across from
33:03
the Chicken Place under the zachary puts
33:05
the Socialist Revolution you all time. For
33:07
me, I might make me and. Oil
33:11
reserves yeah but I was also like
33:13
to honey thirty minutes on tic toc
33:15
probably an hour actually. Finally a can
33:18
turn into three hour. Not so I
33:20
mean and I was like oh this
33:22
a starting to feel bad starting to
33:25
feel real bad years so i other
33:27
like a fly on flytrap like. Get.
33:29
Myself of the sticky plate right now
33:32
rule you need to have his don't
33:34
beyond tic toc with the computer open
33:36
be as then you will just have
33:38
an Amazon Kurt going yeah like like
33:40
closing out the app to open Amazon
33:42
you're aware of but if you got
33:44
if you got double screens oh honey
33:46
up to him A My Had a
33:48
multiple hundred dollar order the other day
33:50
and I was just like one of
33:52
I would have I done yeah no
33:54
I have the whole bed to myself
33:56
so it was like a whole workstation
33:58
laid out my lap. Well then
34:00
I was is it was perfect
34:03
it until it started to feel
34:05
bad. But. Onion into
34:07
it were getting into her skincare. Riley,
34:09
I don't be so deep in it.
34:11
I'll be like. Please.
34:13
Tell me what's your nighttime pro? Teams
34:15
since. I've
34:19
watched what this girl eats at
34:21
night last. The mine are taro
34:24
readers. I've followed come on them.
34:27
All that I really like but bed
34:29
So they'll come up in my algorithm
34:31
and they always start with if you're
34:33
seeing this this is a message that
34:35
you need and then that gets me
34:37
every time I'm go yet more Here
34:40
we go I will address a i
34:42
never going on a not be as
34:44
I honestly and there's nothing to buy.
34:46
After it got eyes I say about
34:49
this grace of snake oil meanwhile I'd
34:51
be like what brand of snake oil
34:53
should I buy my my scalp. Yeah
34:58
god but in areas making up. It's
35:00
so cute. I larry I know I
35:02
got pictures of the do that boarding
35:04
and they're so que I'm losing my
35:06
mind. Oh little to Pie I know
35:09
I can't wait. Well I'm sorry if
35:11
I'm trying to convince you to rot
35:13
your brain more. Oh another thing I
35:15
did into on Tic Toc Do is
35:17
I don't love this phrase. Can the
35:19
just sounds like depression? But people be
35:21
like. Join. Me as I
35:23
have a perfect rot day. right?
35:26
Right? Do not have wrought Days are days
35:29
where you decide you are doing. Absolutely
35:31
nothing and not feeling guilty about it. yeah
35:33
I know be like ominous us are glad
35:35
know that I've never heard of called Rot
35:37
Day before but that I'm trying. they'll be
35:39
like I'm in Iran bad today and something
35:41
will be like don't call a that gov
35:44
that's like actually for people are so depressed
35:46
they can get out of bed but it
35:48
is. It is hop slang term health but
35:50
regardless of what you want to call a
35:52
unesco it like lazy day to day yeah
35:54
I'm. Watching. People be like
35:56
hey, this is how I'm setting myself up for
35:58
a day where I'm. The hell are
36:00
we going to reset? I do this
36:03
like once a week. I doubt it
36:05
led yeah it's long the a shame
36:07
out of like as they're like I'm
36:09
watching this. These are my snacks at
36:11
two pm. I'm gonna do this, then
36:13
I'm gonna take a shower at four
36:15
am doing this face mask and I'm
36:17
just like. Then or of
36:20
litter laser Virgo I'm like a
36:22
planned detailed day of lazy is
36:24
like I'm getting hard. That's
36:26
literally the video I'm about to upload
36:28
of getting a year I decided A
36:31
Day of grace. Ah, but it's all
36:33
about yeah, just one day. And it's
36:35
honestly so nice because at least. Because
36:38
I was gardening for most of it. I
36:40
was on my phone all day. Like.
36:42
A like I'm in Ohio myself Dinner: I'm
36:45
gonna do some gardening I made to launder
36:47
money, give the dog a bath I'm in
36:49
a like clean the bathroom them in a
36:51
reset all of these things and it didn't
36:53
I took me off my phone the entire
36:56
day so now I'll I'll look into this
36:58
but I go to look into this. like
37:00
going back on my falling out doing indices
37:02
for you know I got my tiny phone
37:04
for my birthday. but yeah what? Sadly with
37:06
that people have asked about that. I was
37:09
gonna do Chinese on Sundays play ah which
37:11
honestly it'll be normal by. Some but
37:13
yes or no internet are as a
37:15
the chinese about parts on breathing it
37:17
because here's the deal. it weren't for
37:20
like a couple weeks and and didn't
37:22
work but it's because it's to g.
37:25
And literally to g
37:28
is obsolete. Now. Does
37:30
that mean three? Easy? It's like
37:32
like. Our. Phones are like
37:34
five g earnest like what the signal
37:36
is from the phone tower okay the
37:39
satellite signals so like literally that signal
37:41
doesn't exist anymore depth like the signal
37:43
from like ten years ago so it
37:45
isn't worth okay know so like T
37:47
mobile had three G and till like.
37:50
A. Year ago was like. It
37:53
doesn't it? There's no signal. it's not
37:55
advanced enough. So now I'm I've been
37:57
googling tiniest shown that still gets for.
38:01
I like slipped. I like pulling
38:03
out our phone and feeling like
38:05
the lander. yeah yeah can survive
38:07
but you know right? Yes the
38:09
you know that the being off
38:11
line is great idea. What? Was
38:16
your baby? Is
38:18
us or is a long. Game
38:22
and reverse is a my purse right now.
38:24
Have a yep you have As and I've
38:26
forgotten. ask you about it because I'm you
38:28
haven't brought it up so I figured something
38:30
was off about his preferred nodes. Like
38:33
please and seems that so Good service.
38:35
Guess my and search history is wild.
38:37
the i'm gonna you've inspired me with
38:40
your Day of Grace and talking about
38:42
not scrolling in front of each other
38:44
to find a tiny so like a
38:46
phone that would. Both. Get a signal
38:48
and be able to be snuck into a prison
38:51
through the but. Okay, those are
38:53
my requirements. I. Think you can
38:55
find that I think that's possible. Keep
38:58
us go to Atlanta you any by
39:00
it makes I went off line a
39:02
bit during quality time with people in
39:04
Iraq. As anything below think you but.
39:09
Ah has anything happened at Coachella?
39:12
I. Thought I opened in serum to post something
39:15
you our that oh I didn't even know
39:17
that it with coach hello again snowed out
39:19
reunited. I did was a
39:21
nanny. Oh okay, this all Gwen Stefani
39:23
performer. the Livia. Ah,
39:26
Yes, I believe. Fully.
39:30
I. Love Olivia Rodrigo Yeah Mother Breyer
39:32
Old woman who was like wants to
39:35
go see her on tour are yeah
39:37
gathered well I'm such a san Yeah
39:39
I'm also a new fan of I
39:41
Don't I. they are named Chapel Rohan
39:43
be seen her No no oh my
39:45
god it's like she was transported from
39:47
the eighties. You like this crazy read
39:49
had a girl from the mid west
39:52
side does this weird like kind of
39:54
like you know like white make up
39:56
and and just the she's like a
39:58
more mature like she's like. When we are
40:00
ego would say like. Fuck in on I'm leveling
40:02
out as a soft spot. I mean, like
40:04
she'd actually thought oh no I can anyone
40:06
and she's gonna be act at Bonnaroo that
40:08
I am Air so that's one. Nothing there
40:11
was like showing chips but no doubt reunited.
40:14
Can. I just say I had a lot of you
40:16
know what? Was. Being the heat and the.
40:18
Comments: or can buy more masses was
40:20
mix it up. glimpse
40:25
of on his voice. Is. Bad. Oh
40:28
is it ok you mean I
40:30
you always have a role ah
40:32
jovial like see has built and
40:34
like go girl yeah we also
40:36
like she's very into appropriating cultures
40:38
and but besides that. I.
40:41
I. Don't know if anyone has made
40:43
a bigger career for themselves. For.
40:45
Someone who I don't think as a good singer.
40:49
It's all by. Yeah.
40:51
Yeah I yeah, that may be
40:53
a good why. he's really stretch
40:55
now. I mean, she's done
40:58
a branding lags year, branded herself.
41:00
So. Well and the longevity of
41:02
the law which with that country
41:04
guy. That. Shocked me and that
41:07
to have a later black yeah when they
41:09
got together and I was. I owe. Their.
41:11
Branding is just the facade. It's
41:14
not who they are as people
41:16
and hacker who laid yeah exactly.
41:18
I like the polar opposite. Gonna
41:20
beat him up. Not
41:24
punk rock. Okay
41:28
so they were there which I would totally
41:30
still see a concert despite our despite me
41:32
not loving her voice some just because ma'am
41:34
I mean like I remember when I got
41:37
dumped in eighth grade and it was one
41:39
don't speak came out of. On
41:42
yeah and I mean like I got into
41:44
a mirror of someone's been there for you
41:46
sir, for me. Bananas
41:50
on I saw Doge A
41:52
for forms. I. Think yesterday who
41:54
I love idea of controversy but like
41:56
I love her music. Yeah and what.
41:58
I kind of loved it. I'm
42:00
assuming it was a nephew is like she
42:02
gets so much it online because what she
42:04
has like basically a shaved head. Yes! and
42:06
so she did the whole performance she was
42:09
just wearing. Hair. as
42:11
those areas like head to toe and
42:13
like blonde inches and her whole backup
42:15
team was to still i they form
42:17
something and she's sitting on it and
42:19
it looks like she's sitting on my
42:21
to harry dancing out okay by looks
42:23
really cool yeah see as he's like
42:25
a very funny troll in as like
42:28
that I really enjoy the it's like
42:30
not that serious now that I'm in
42:32
a just seem our app right now
42:34
as is so great oh yeah there's
42:36
no cari be song I'm all about
42:38
it. make this or it all under
42:40
your belt the. One day we're going to
42:42
bother oaks make the science gonna be there make
42:44
to sell him to me. I'm.
42:46
Obsessed with her. Yeah, Rbs,
42:49
She is. Built. A. Like
42:51
she looks so good. Yeah, her
42:53
nursing degree while already famous. amazing,
42:55
big, idealizing. took care of her
42:57
grandma or something as he was
42:59
just like chooses. Kind of like.
43:02
Yeah. I started as I'm gonna finish
43:04
it like number one on the charts
43:06
and still going to School lounge And
43:08
she's just like as she's Have you
43:11
ever heard her song about anxiety? Know?
43:13
almost and to see you sleep issue?
43:15
Full banger about A Sometimes I get
43:18
anxiety like it's a good articles. I
43:22
love life. In
43:26
ways as you going to be a boner when you enter their.
43:28
Yeah. Have you lived your outfit? Yes.
43:30
Literally. I said it's if I was like what.
43:32
Are we wearing. Yeah and you
43:35
guys have to do ironically and
43:37
on ironically take goes thousand photos
43:39
as all the photos absolute not
43:41
dismay and the kiddos a I
43:43
beloved an amazing I mean I
43:45
get off here soon and but
43:47
let me tell you how proud
43:49
I am that we even got
43:51
to forty minutes because the first
43:53
note. I'd. I'd to be in
43:55
for a walk before this add up all their
43:57
ears as. Long. As his every word, Before
44:01
this and I heard a noise. My first
44:03
know is just. Have you ever
44:05
thought about how crazy woodpeckers are?
44:10
Like that. Like
44:12
it's wild that they don't bang, they're poking
44:14
at all day. One
44:17
that is crazy and do
44:19
one of my notes is
44:21
our ironing boards. The best
44:24
design we have for this
44:26
thing. That
44:29
sucks. Elated! Or
44:31
veils. We've really got two minutes
44:34
in our hotel room. Try to
44:36
schedule a tiny ironing board and
44:38
it would not go. It's always
44:41
as always crazy miles I have
44:43
we not advance this design at
44:45
all happening. As
44:49
much as we think we're
44:51
young and dumb and carefree
44:53
villains on the thoughts of
44:55
Milenio women like Japan. Of
44:59
them. Better for us, we. Give me
45:01
something that I all of this playing
45:04
up. Woodpeckers,
45:07
I like that's crazy as some people
45:09
like that. Wilde said you get bored
45:11
and and do that in your parents
45:14
are like we have a brother like
45:16
uma a bang your fucking head forever
45:18
And as I say about, there was
45:20
a brief moment in time. Mom.
45:22
Britney Spears was still a
45:25
had pussy ever Little boys
45:27
was you would do a
45:29
Woody Woodpecker impression like a
45:31
lot yes or no shortage
45:33
and Sandlin Fire yeah said
45:35
it was marred the V
45:37
like stop doing that cause
45:39
it was good until the
45:41
like birdies lost their i
45:44
was like and easier whoop
45:46
it's really good performance a
45:48
what she's doing it was
45:50
crazy. If it was bad
45:52
out say. Yeah,
45:55
ha ha ha no see
45:57
it honestly. verbatim. I'll go
45:59
out. What is it has a
46:01
Woody Woodpecker a guy died yeah
46:03
these fears and say Los C I
46:06
mean she's always than an artist cigarette
46:08
of oh slab of the last
46:10
two minutes this pod when all floor
46:12
on hands but you know says the
46:15
to say oh wow you guys who
46:17
are still listed. Yeah. We've got
46:19
some fun coming up as we get personal
46:21
stuff materials gonna go up on said on
46:24
Sunday. I mean no Saturday because we are
46:26
greatest traveling and also because the driver is
46:28
an alley is happening so we're like we're
46:30
not going to sit on matter of weeks
46:32
so a jobs at a rate. But also
46:35
on Saturday is our for twenty livestream. so
46:37
again or not a patron get up in
46:39
there because Grace and I are going to
46:41
be absolute maniacs on the line stream. and
46:43
then also we're bringing each other food that
46:46
we would worthy hi. Yeah. The
46:48
best up or twenty snacks
46:50
or of food and and
46:53
so gonna say we could
46:55
make a. Cocktail.
46:58
Like a weed Cocktails Ole God
47:00
they're very light dosage movie. I
47:02
mean I know I'm into it.
47:04
I'm an author has been to
47:06
figure it out but if you're
47:08
interested senate Burpee trim it can
47:10
be so much fun. Ah much.
47:12
Won't go meet some people you've
47:14
never met. get on bodies of
47:16
water, season time, raised job. the
47:18
I know I'm us. I've already
47:20
lived inside of a Lisa Frank
47:22
folder to that. so I went
47:24
to decompress. or is that game
47:26
before the nighttime. Commit them with
47:28
the you're overdoing, oh, and I'm
47:30
going to go eat so much
47:32
fried rice excellent, I can't wait
47:34
oh this guy weird.
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