Hello, we are Callum and Chelsea of 'This Podcast is Written on the Back of the Declaration of Independence', a podcast in which Callum attempts to induct Chelsea into the wonderful world of the Nicolas Cage cinematic universe.

So tune in as we find out how it got burned, why he's covering himself in black paint and what the hell Mandy's even about, on whatever platform you get your podcasts.

*Chelsea didn't get any of those references.*

But she will.