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In the fall of 2020 bars started reopening after being closed for months due to the global pandemic. As bars started opening I decided to perform a few small shows. This album is from one of those shows. Recorded in September of 2020 in Linco

Adults Shit Their Pants

Mar 6th, 2022 6m 5s

It is my firm belief that if you haven't shit your pants and had to deal with it surrounded by strangers in public then you should not technically be allowed to call yourself an adult. For real, if you haven't had to handle this very serious,

Jared From Subway and Other Fucking Creeps

Sep 23rd, 2021 5m 46s

This is unlike anything I've ever done or seen. I used to do this joke and it always did really well because of how topical it was. But I was never able to get it recorded. So I thought we could attempt to bring the joke back from the dead by

Shut The Fuck Up Paul!

Jun 28th, 2021 2m 10s

I love 70's rock music. Alice Cooper, Black Sabbath and Kiss BUT fuck you Paul Stanley. Stop talking. I mean it.You can check out more shit like this and all my other shit at https://tiny.cc/ComedianCarlGiannetto

First Time

Jan 1st, 2021 7m 48s

On April 4th 2011 during the intermission of my 8th grade play. For a total of around seven minuets I performed stand-up comedy for the very first time. I was fourteen years old. And yes that is too young. If you ever meet a fourteen year old

Pandemic

Oct 31st, 2020 2m 24s

These times are unlike any other. Everyone is struggling. Everything is different now. Everything is potentially life threatening and sometimes it looks like it will never go back to the way things were. BUT at least you're not a beer company

Little To No Improvement & Sophomore

May 6th, 2020 1h 1m

Part One of this album chronicles the earliest days of Comedian Carl Giannetto's career. Including, in it's entirety, Carl's first time ever performing on stage at the tender age of 14. Along with several other sets at various venues througho

PUNCHLINE NEWS- Monday April 27th 2020.

Apr 29th, 2020 2m 36s

Kim Jong Un is in the hospital. Kanye West is a Billionaire and Louis ck made a large donation to Joe Bidens campaign.

PUNCHLINE NEWS- Friday April 24th 2020.

Apr 29th, 2020 3m 12s

An old lady got a bunch of free beer, Prince Harry is having trouble adjusting to civilian life and your pizza tells alot about you.

PUNCHLINE NEWS- Wednesday April 22nd 2020.

Apr 29th, 2020 3m 46s

The Phantom of the Opera, NASA PEE, and Jerry Seinfeld rewrote a joke and were all confused.

PUNCHLINE NEWS- Monday April 20th 2020.

Apr 29th, 2020 3m 12s

Florida's beaches are reopening, the Lori Loughlin case and This Just In!

PUNCHLINE NEWS- Friday April 17th 2020.

Apr 29th, 2020 3m 26s

Unemployment computers, 2 murdered in Chicago and Bankrupt Milk.

PUNCHLINE NEWS- Wednesday April 15th 2020.

Apr 15th, 2020 3m 58s

The world's oldest string, The Tiger King and the medical mask stockpile.

PUNCHLINE NEWS- Monday April 13th 2020.

Apr 13th, 2020 3m 25s

No more graffiti highway, no more handshakes, no more farting and no more Jamica Iowa mayor.

Punchline News- Wednesday April 8th 2020.

Apr 8th, 2020 2m 39s

Students aren't showing up for on-line classes, Supermoons, Airport Fires and Matthew McConaughey visited an old folks home.

Punchline News- Monday April 6th 2020.

Apr 6th, 2020 2m 50s

Hobby Lobby is closed, comedian Louis ck released a comeback special and some kids in Utah got too high.

Punchline News- Friday April 3rd 2020.

Apr 3rd, 2020 4m

Another NASA Launch, A teacher disarmed a gun wielding student, Mötely Crüe is on a work out kick and Me on the street!

PUNCHLINE NEWS- Wednesday April 1st 2020.

Apr 1st, 2020 4m 3s

Criminals are being released from prisons, sexual arrousal studies and The Government is giving out small business loans.

Punchline News- Monday March 30th 2020.

Mar 30th, 2020 3m 21s

Punchline News- Monday March 30th 2020.Bidet Sales, Condom Shortage, Free Tacos from Taco Bell and Tom Tommerson attempts to interview a childcare professional.