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Thot Topics

A weekly Society, Culture and Music podcast featuring Nick Malone and Cris Lopez
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A weekly Society, Culture and Music podcast featuring Nick Malone and Cris Lopez
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Yeah I don't know what the fuck was in the giggle water this week but this is a particularly cracked out episode lmfaoWELCUM 2 THE JUNGLE! The girls return to discuss matters of utmost importance with international implications. As we pregame
**PATRONS ONLY**Welcome to the Thot Topics Brewhouse, where children and dogs alike will be killed immediately upon entry. Can we offer you a Michelob Ultra draft?The girls return to the booth for a vital tribunal on all the issues facing a y
The jury finds you in contempt of CUNT! Now it's time to SERVE!Welcome back to central booking at Thot Topics Regional Penitentiary. All fines will be processed to the window on your left, and visitation will be found to your right. Oh, you're
You better worm girl!We're BACK for a lovely special springtime episode. (But really, aren't they ALL special?) This is a girls chat of VITAL importance: we really put our thinking boobs on for this one!We discuss everything on God's Green, f
**PATRONS ONLY** Four goddamn American dollars get you access to full-length bonus episodes AND... new surprises coming soon :)Hold onto your whorses because it's time for another riveting episode of THOT TOPICS! We're back after losing or bre
The block is hot-- and we're about to turn it into the Summer of 69! (If you catch our drift...)Welcome back to the Thot Topics Studios where we are prepared to begin a new chapter of our happy little lives. We begin with a lengthy girly
**PATRONS ONLY** Subscribe to the Patreon at patreon.com/thottopics.Wooohoo... YEEEEEEEEEEhoo!!!!!It's a leap year and you know what that means: there's one more day 'til the rent is due, pookie! Now, PUMP THE BEAT! First, we do a little bit
Hold on to your cloaca, cuz it's gonna be a bumpy ride!!We convene to discuss the state of The Bimbo: is her time finally over? Have the powers of the bimbo fallen into the wrong hands, exploited for her comically large breasts for TikTok
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially slaynous. In Boystown Chicago, the medicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as Thot Topics. These are thei
**FULL EPISODE FOR PATRONS ONLY** PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICSPolizia! Help! I've been Margot ROBBED!We'd like to thank God, the Academy, and most importantly Dr. Pepper for their unwavering support in the making of this podcast. We simply
**PATRONS ONLY**BRRR! It's cold in here! Must! be! Thot Topics in the ATmosphere! I SAID BRRRRR!!!Welcome one and all to the Thot Topics Plus-Sized Situation Room where several key talking points simply MUST be discussed for the good
LADIES AND GENTLEMEEENNN WELCOME TO GYPSY ROSE NIGHT AT TAO SPONSORED BY CASAMIGOS TEQUILAAAAAAAAA!!!! EVERYBODY THROW SOME MONEY RIGHT NOW EVERYBODY THROW SOME MONEY RIGHT NOWIt's time to be a WHORE in twenty twenty FOUR! In our first ep
Non-paying girls... we're taking a Christmas sabbatical to truly give our hearts to the Reason For The Season, but in the meantime, PLEASE enjoy this episode from beyond the paywall... talk to you soon girly!Hey girl, can we circle back? To CR
**PATRONS ONLY** FULL AXXXESS AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICSThese bitches fuck E V E R Y B O D YWe're truly tickled to welcome back the talents of the one and only Zach Langley Chi Chi to the Thot Topics Plus Size Creators Regional Headquarters! W
It's 10 P.M... do you know where your sistas are? Right here silly! Welcome back to the hotline wing of the Thot Topics Megaplex, where we're convening to settle the nation's most pressing questions. We take voicemails from our beloved listene
**PATRONS ONLY**THROW AN UNEMPLOYED HO A BONE AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICSHey girl, can we circle back? To CRACK!?Calling all micromanagers, office drones, and watercooler sisters-- we are taking it out of the workplace and into your face this
More like Tate McGay... more like... Bate... McSlay... UhhhWe're BACK! And we came on this bitch mad as hell... things are changing in the Thot Topics Universe and it's NOT LOOKING GOOD, BITCH! After a little bit of career ranting and general
**PATRONS ONLY** JOIN THE CLURB AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICS.Pass the cranberry sauce and open wide cuz this ain't your mother's Thanksgiving hoe! We hope you left room for dessert! Oooooooh!We're joined in the house of merry-making by returning
BEND THAT ASS OVER! LET THAT COOCHIE BREATHE! SHAKE THAT ASS BITCH! HANDS ON YA KNEES!We're back in the booth and better than ever-- as we enjoy some lovely iced cafecitos and prepare for a night out on the town, we turn to the good people at
**FULL EPISODE AVAIL FOR PATRONS. SORRY, WE MISSED A PAID WEEK AND HAVE TO GIVE THE PAYING GIRLS SUMTHIN. JOIN IN!**One Naysha Lopez, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all...We're back after an accidental week off so we're
**PATRONS ONLY** Join the frontline in the 100 Year Idgaf War on Patreon.Bitches must be Jewish cuz they pockets israelite... We must be thinking outside the bun because we're living HaMás!We heard there's a situation in the middle east. Not
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me." -Deuteronomy 23:1We tried being good... but sometimes a girl needs to let her hair down and let LOOSE! As a cold lace front sets in on the beautiful city of Chicago, t
**PATRONS ONLY** Get up in the exclusivest Thot Topicsest Clurb on the planet on Patreon. For $4/month, you get access to every exxxclusive episode! PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICSThis week, the girls have smeared coconut baby oil on their breasts to s
Happy Birthday Sydney! We're unlocking her previously paywalled genius in honor of National Sydney Day and the new Troye Sivan single too... get into the festivities girl!This is the hand that gives... and this is the hand that's taking it...
**PATRONS ONLY**SUBSCRIBE FOR FULL ACCESS AT PATREON.COM/THOTTOPICSWELCUM 2 THE JUNGLE BABY!To celebrate our 150th freakin' episode, we do a little bit of GORILLA podcasting and bring our white asses to the TRUE Ape Escape: The Rainforest Ca
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