Do you love Disney rides? How about those spectacular sit-down audio-animatronic masterpieces? That's crazy! So do we! We like them so much, we actually spent a bunch of time deciding which one is Statistically The Best. Any opinions you have? Wrong. I don't think you have a podcast to refute our Scientific Findings do you? You stinky child. Anywho - this is part one of a two part series in which we decide which little sideshow rules over Walt's sweet little Orlando orange. Enjoy!