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3 Guys and 3 Cities the number

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3 at instagramcom .

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It's a special edition of 3 guys and

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3 . F*** .

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You want a little waka waka ? Come on

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back to the private room . They suck

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.

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You don't suck any , you really don't . You're just

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lacking what it takes . 2

0:22

guys and 3 cities

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, alright

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Away

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, we go 3

0:33

guys and 3 cities . There

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was almost 2 guys in 2 cities

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, or 2 guys , 3

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guys , 2 cities and 1 guy lost

0:43

out in space . Are we on

0:45

? Is this thing on Do ?

0:47

you hear me ? Yeah , it's on , yes , it's

0:49

on and we're live , by the way .

0:51

I don't hear me in my headphones . I

0:53

only hear you guys .

0:55

You don't answer yourself .

0:57

That's all you need to hear . Alan , don't even

0:59

worry about it .

1:00

Is this one of these things where you're going to humor me like I'm

1:02

on and then the whole episode I'm not on Because

1:04

I've had that kind of a day ? Is

1:06

this on ?

1:08

Believe me , if it weren't your job

1:11

to say the first words after the music

1:13

stops , I would have done that .

1:16

You look like you're in the witness protection program too

1:19

, Alan . Your face is all blurred

1:21

out .

1:22

I'm blurry . What do you mean ? I look fine on my side

1:25

. What is this ? Maybe

1:27

, I'm sure you don't look so bad on the live

1:29

stream . Am I pixelated ?

1:34

You look like you've lost some weight .

1:36

Because I'm pixelated . Is

1:38

that what it is ? I look thinner

1:40

pixelated . Is that what you're trying to tell me over here ?

1:43

I don't know , I just call

1:45

it like I see it .

1:46

A lot of people have asked me why don't you go on hiatus

1:49

? And I said , well , we needed a break . I understand why

1:51

I went on hiatus . Good

1:53

god man , Am I pixelated

1:55

or no ? I look fine . I look

1:57

mighty fine on my camera .

2:02

You're fine . You've never looked better to me , Alan .

2:06

Wait , we're live .

2:08

Is this because I'm live in my radio studio and

2:10

the equipment is affecting the equipment ?

2:14

The equipment is affecting the equipment and you've done

2:16

all the things , so

2:19

I don't know what else it could

2:21

be . I've

2:24

got this . Next look , can

2:26

you see this ? I can see it . It

2:28

makes you look so much more like

2:30

I can see blurry images of it . So

2:34

I would imagine that it means that you're

2:36

around technical things . But

2:39

dude , you cracked

2:41

me up , man .

2:45

I tried so hard to get this broken

2:47

. I literally got off the air

2:50

. I

2:52

woke up at 3.45 this morning . I

2:55

hosted a radio show from 5.30

2:57

to 10 . I sat in a four

2:59

hour meeting questioning all

3:01

of the things and then I came right

3:03

in studio . I had no time to prep my sport

3:05

show in the afternoon 3-6 Full

3:08

strength . I'm ranting and raving about

3:10

all our sports teams here in Seattle . We had all

3:12

kinds of issues . I didn't have time

3:14

to prep the show . The whole thing came

3:16

out of my ass and now I try to . I

3:19

literally get off the air . I say

3:21

be at peace , and then I literally

3:23

just try to log on to this damn

3:26

show that we're on and my third show

3:28

of the day . I'm exhausted and

3:30

you're telling me I'm pixelated and on my

3:32

screen I look good . I'm

3:34

over here wondering why I'm not on TV doing a show

3:37

. I look good . I

3:40

can't hear myself

3:42

right now . Am I yelling ? I don't

3:44

know . I don't know

3:46

. I'm trying to hear through my

3:48

headphones . They're like ear muffs . I

3:50

can only hear you .

3:53

That's all you need to hear , baby . That's all you need to hear .

3:55

So am I pixelated or no ?

3:57

Well , I guess it's a matter of perspective

4:00

. What is pixelated ? These ? Days , alan

4:02

, I mean really , truly , it's

4:05

all good , you look good . You

4:07

look good . You've done all the things and you look

4:09

good .

4:10

Not all the things . I

4:12

seriously I don't know what's happening . You

4:15

know what ? I'm gonna take a screenshot right now .

4:16

Hang on a second and I'll show you what

4:18

we look like what we

4:20

all look .

4:21

Good Look

4:24

, how good we all look .

4:25

Yeah , it's easy for you to look good when you're

4:27

being recorded locally . If your

4:29

bandwidth isn't sending a clear picture

4:32

to the internet , it

4:34

doesn't matter what you look like locally

4:36

.

4:38

Isn't that what all the people are saying ? I don't have

4:40

enough bandwidth for this . Isn't

4:42

that a term ? Don't I sound like

4:44

I know what I'm talking about ? There's not enough bandwidth .

4:47

I don't have enough bandwidth . I

4:50

don't think anyone has ever said you haven't had enough

4:52

width , Alan , ever .

4:55

Why do you hurt me ? I'm over here trying to make

4:57

this thing work .

5:01

Oh no , you're not . You're trying to make it work , but in

5:03

some ways you're making it not work

5:05

.

5:06

You are one podcast listener . Here's

5:08

the one listener . One

5:12

listener , and you're welcome , my friend

5:14

. At least I've got one friend that listens and

5:16

I don't know what you're bringing to the table . You've got 17

5:18

kids . You think one of them could tune in and help

5:21

our ratings on this thing . We need some hits .

5:23

Does your friend know where the mute button is

5:25

on your computer ?

5:30

So I literally I missed

5:32

you guys right up until today and

5:35

I'm thinking to myself I'm like

5:37

you know what . We need to get the band back together and

5:40

do this because I missed you in the podcast and

5:42

all of a sudden , I don't feel that way today

5:44

. I'm pixelated

5:47

and I don't have enough bandwidth

5:49

. This is not good .

5:51

You sound a little hangry . Have

5:53

you had a chance to get

5:55

a gnaw in between your shows ? You've been busy

5:57

all day long .

5:59

I know that's all I do . All I do is

6:01

work . I do a show , I wake

6:03

up , I go do a show . I go to lunch

6:05

. I'm late for my show . I get

6:07

to the show , I'm late for my podcast , and

6:10

now I'm pixelated After

6:13

all this . I pixelate and Josh

6:15

looks like he's an HD over there I can

6:17

see all his blemishes and over here

6:19

.

6:21

I am because I paid attention to how this

6:23

works and figured it out .

6:24

Yeah .

6:26

Josh did a little show prep . You

6:28

know , you know what . That's fine , that's

6:30

fine . I didn't prep any of the shows . I

6:32

was on today and it shows , and

6:34

now it's nighttime . I've

6:36

missed lunch and now I'm missing dinner , so I

6:38

could be pixelated with you guys .

6:41

No , you'll have dinner tomorrow . You'll be fine

6:43

.

6:43

All right , how you guys been . Andy , it's been a while . I've

6:46

talked to Josh . We did the thing without you

6:48

. It seemed to work last week when you weren't here .

6:51

I Could be . I could be sucking

6:53

up all your pixels just for myself

6:55

.

6:56

See that you are . You're sucking up my pixels

6:58

. Yep , why ?

7:00

pickle down .

7:01

The more pixels , the better for Andy I

7:04

.

7:05

Don't need my head pixelated , it's all the other things

7:08

.

7:09

Yeah , man .

7:10

Oh my face . I see now to me , I've seen myself

7:13

and I'm like , oh my gosh , more time

7:15

on the echelon .

7:16

but what's

7:19

an echelon is just one of those things where Alan

7:21

is wealthy and I don't

7:23

know what he's talking about .

7:26

What's on the echelon ?

7:28

Yes , I guess you get on the echelon

7:30

. That's the other pal at Peloton

7:32

.

7:34

It's the richer , richer version of

7:36

the Peloton . There are people that most people do

7:38

Peloton , the elite

7:40

do echelon .

7:42

Yes , it works out for me . That's

7:44

why I'm still fat .

7:45

So it's a thing .

7:47

That's why I've got to do the show pixelated .

7:50

Yeah , well , could be

7:52

a thing .

7:54

You know , pixelation is slimming . I've always

7:56

said that yeah .

7:59

All right this is Asian , takes off 10 pounds

8:01

.

8:02

So this is a hard reset

8:04

of three guys in three cities

8:06

Andy , of course , grand Rapids

8:08

, michigan , josh is in Cleveland , ohio , and

8:11

I'm in my hometown of Bellingham , washington . I've

8:13

been kind of doing the back and forth , with Seattle and Bellingham

8:15

, about a hundred miles apart , and we're

8:17

trying to get the thing back on and and

8:20

and we're trying to come up with some kind of a format . Have

8:22

we agreed that we're gonna have a format tonight , or what

8:24

are we doing ?

8:26

Have you sold the condo yet ? Like how's BDR

8:28

doing ? You know ?

8:29

I really appreciate you bringing up the condo right now

8:32

that can't sell in downtown Seattle in

8:34

one of the worst one

8:37

of the . This is not a sellers market

8:39

right now and oh , by the

8:41

way , christmas is coming , I

8:43

you know . Hey , do we go buy a million dollar

8:45

condo or do we go buy gifts for

8:48

the kids ? Yeah , that's kind of where we're

8:50

at , so that's been

8:52

a good time .

8:54

A million dollars worth of Christmas gifts . That's

8:56

a that's a little lavish , don't

8:58

you think ?

8:59

well , Well , my well , you know what I'm

9:01

saying , you know when .

9:05

Andy , when you and I talk about PJs , we mean

9:08

pajamas . When fee does it , he's talking about

9:10

a private jet . Yeah , oh .

9:12

Really , oh really , I

9:15

can't even afford to be not pixelized

9:17

. I'm over here using the station's equipment

9:19

to do this broadcast .

9:21

And .

9:22

I can't even hear myself . I mean , I don't even

9:24

know what's happening right now . You can tell me I'm the guy

9:26

that's , the wealthy guy in the show , really that look

9:29

.

9:29

That station doesn't have . You can't

9:31

see a Camera somewhere with an HDMI

9:33

cable hanging out of it ?

9:35

Where would I plug it into my headphones ?

9:38

I mean what don't even go there .

9:40

I . I'll tell you where you

9:42

can plug that cord into . That's

9:45

nice . You know what it's . The holidays

9:47

are coming . You know what ? Thanks again for missing

9:49

my birthday this past week . I appreciate

9:51

that , guys , and .

9:52

I wish you happy birthday and didn't have

9:54

your social media Counts

9:57

right . Does that count , yeah ?

9:58

Oh , with a little like hey , thumbs up

10:00

, it's your birthday , you can

10:02

take your thumb up . Your ass is what you can

10:04

do . How did I get angry

10:07

all of a sudden ? Did we like those words

10:09

?

10:09

Can we be a bad or ?

10:12

No , I'm gonna leave that in .

10:13

I'm gonna take a picture , though , because right above your

10:16

face it's there's . I have a little message

10:18

that says actual recording is

10:20

higher quality .

10:21

So that's

10:24

great . That's great , so

10:28

that last week we did the test without Andy

10:30

. Is this just another test podcast

10:33

and we'll do the real one next week ?

10:34

Is that I mean we're live . I put , I tweeted

10:37

the link .

10:37

I sent you guys the link are people watching

10:40

this live right now ?

10:41

Well , no , we don't have any viewers

10:43

if .

10:47

People wanted to watch right

10:49

now because they had nothing else better

10:51

to do . Then they would see

10:53

us talking live .

10:56

Maybe if you text that link to Ray , somebody

10:58

watch you've dialed into my only

11:01

fans .

11:01

That's why I'm pixelated . Yeah

11:03

that's nice .

11:04

That's nice .

11:10

Well , so welcome to the podcast

11:13

. Today . We've got content , isn't

11:16

that right ? We're gonna do content over , have

11:20

the content be how

11:23

to set up a podcast and hit reset

11:25

and what do you ?

11:27

I would have to be on that one alone . We're . We're

11:32

I mean we're 11 and a half minutes in so

11:34

far and Alan

11:37

couldn't get logged in . Andy's wearing

11:40

a snuggie on camera and my

11:42

five-year-old had to pee like as soon as we started

11:45

, so I had to go get her out of bed . So

11:47

we're off to a roaring start .

11:49

I'm glad you brought up having to pee . Let me tell

11:51

you how this goes . I host a three-hour sports

11:53

show and I literally hosted that . I

11:55

thought I need time to pee . I'll just log

11:58

on and have the guys see that I'm

12:00

here and I'll come back at 6.02 . I

12:02

spent all this time trying to log on . I

12:04

finally log on I really need

12:07

to pee , and now I can't hear , and

12:09

so then I have to make my headphones work and log

12:11

back . I just need to pee . And

12:13

now I'm jacked up , I'm pixelated and

12:15

I need to pee .

12:17

That's right this podcast you sent

12:19

us a text . That's that

12:21

you were very excited . It contained exclamation

12:24

points I'll be there at 9 0 , 5

12:26

and then . And then you

12:28

hit send and Then

12:30

one minute later you said we'll log

12:32

in early , and I knew

12:35

it was a lie .

12:35

I what do you

12:37

mean ? Did you get the text late ? I think you were going

12:40

to log in early . I was logging

12:42

in early .

12:43

And then , 10 minutes later , when we

12:45

got your headphones to work , when

12:48

you found the unmute button

12:50

, you know . All right . So

12:53

, Alan , you're the professional radio guy .

12:55

Am I .

12:55

Well , take us somewhere . Here's

12:58

the pressure .

12:59

Well , and here's the thing , guys

13:01

, great to have you back

13:03

. Dear friends , honored

13:05

to be here . I know that you

13:08

know we've already had Thanksgiving , but a chance

13:10

to reflect here for just a minute , since I had a birthday

13:12

that you guys didn't reach out about . Grateful

13:15

for you , grateful for the opportunity to podcast

13:17

. Feeling blessed , so glad , I gave

13:19

Josh my credit card and said just get us on

13:21

this podcast up and rolling Me

13:24

too . I'm glad the guy who gives up his credit

13:26

card is pixelated . No one can see him . He

13:28

probably just cut me out of this and

13:30

rebranded the guys in two cities

13:32

. I don't know what's wrong with my cut . I'm

13:34

on my company's laptop computer

13:37

. This is a professional broadcast operation

13:39

based in Michigan , and so I

13:42

don't know what the problem is .

13:43

I don't know , maybe call your boss

13:45

.

13:47

Hi I'm using the station's equipment for a podcast

13:49

that makes no sense about anything and

13:51

I pixelated .

13:53

Yeah , I love it .

13:54

Half the podcast is about how I need it to pee

13:56

. That's

13:58

really good .

13:59

Well , that's really good , you're telling me you don't talk about needing

14:02

to pee on your actual pot , on your actual

14:04

show .

14:04

You have to write like how the boat ? No , no

14:06

no no .

14:07

What three hours to fill , just talking about sports

14:09

, like half of it has to be .

14:12

Here's the thing . You can't really describe

14:14

a bodily function on the air like that . It's

14:17

frowned upon by the Federal Communications

14:19

Commission . Oh no , it's not Really

14:22

.

14:23

It might be found upon by your bosses .

14:25

We can't even say the name of the TV

14:28

show , with a creek up with all

14:30

those Canadians that are very funny .

14:31

Well , that makes sense , does it , though ? It

14:34

is a swear word . You can say it here , but

14:36

it's spelled with a C , h . See

14:39

, wait , it's on your company computer , so

14:41

can you say shit .

14:42

Well , we just did , it's been you

14:45

know what I did . I'll

14:47

have more time for the podcast . Remember , during

14:49

the pandemic , I wasn't working . I was between

14:51

shows . Yeah , plenty of time for the podcast

14:53

. Then you know what ? Let's just take care of

14:55

it right now . Just knock out two shows

14:57

right here and now we'll become podcasters

15:00

. We'll find a revenue stream . I

15:02

don't know what that stream is . Speaking of streams

15:04

, I still need to pee .

15:07

We talk with .

15:07

Alan V . Are you ? Are you going to leave

15:10

? Are you going to do it ?

15:11

Do what Go pee .

15:14

I should pee in my coffee mug . I'm pixelated , why

15:17

not ?

15:17

No , no , no , no . The actual recording is higher quality

15:20

. I don't know if I said that to you , but

15:22

don't take anything out on camera , okay

15:25

.

15:28

Yeah , pixelated or not , we'd

15:30

still have a hard time seeing it . What'd

15:33

you know ?

15:36

So , andy , you would be bigger if

15:38

he spent more time on his echelon . Honestly

15:40

, yeah that's great

15:42

.

15:42

It's just great to hear that . So things

15:45

are going well for you guys . Now that we're all reconvening

15:48

here , andy , the family is still there . You're still together as a family

15:50

unit .

15:51

We are . We are down one . My son is

15:53

now officially in college . That

15:57

was a thing . It's

15:59

good .

16:00

It's a good thing . How do you have a son in college

16:02

? See , here's the problem I have right

16:04

now . I want to take a shot at you , but

16:06

I got to go . You're a hell of a dad and you've got

16:08

a kid in college . I can't believe that . Look

16:10

how good you're looking , how vibrant you are for having

16:12

a kid in college . Good for you .

16:14

And I've got one lined up for next year . I

16:16

just figured it out . I'm going to have kids

16:18

, I'm going to be paying college tuition for

16:20

the next nine years , and then there will

16:23

be about a five

16:25

year break and then I will pay more

16:27

college after that . So yeah

16:29

, that's just the way it goes .

16:31

When our one daughter was born , we started

16:33

a college fund . So it's been handled for years

16:35

. But I got to tell you the

16:38

one thing you know what , josh

16:40

? You know it's funny you make fun of that . I was working

16:43

in this small town and I

16:45

started that early and

16:47

it worked . If there was a younger person

16:49

listening right now I say , starting to whether you think you have money

16:51

or not , because it was not like we were wealthy doing that

16:54

, it was one of those . I mean , I was making a whole lot

16:56

of nothing and we did that . But

16:58

the point I was going to make to you , isn't it crazy ? Look at Josh

17:00

over here . He's got two beautiful daughters . He's

17:02

going to wake up in about five minutes and all

17:04

of a sudden , god , kids of school , what the hell ? I'm

17:07

an empty nester . It is the craziest thing

17:09

and thank God you've got plenty so you can kind of

17:11

wean your way off of having kids in the house

17:14

. For us it was we've got a daughter , got a daughter

17:16

, got a daughter . 10 minutes later

17:18

I'm handing . Remember the wedding you guys

17:20

were in at .

17:22

No , no , no , no , no , no , no , no , no , no . I was

17:24

.

17:26

I was talking specifically to Andy . I'll get to my

17:28

compliments for you in a second , so so

17:31

so , and we got great pictures today

17:33

. I've got a great picture of you and I at that wedding . Pretty

17:36

awesome , pretty awesome . But

17:38

but , andy , back to you skipping

17:40

the wedding . At that wedding the

17:42

craziest thing I was just talking about this in

17:44

all sincerity my daughter . When

17:47

you hand off your daughter to

17:49

the guy she's marrying , be

17:51

an adult man . I've lived a little bit All

17:54

right . You know , I got a daughter now off at college and

17:56

then she's married off and she's now

17:58

a Counselor . I

18:00

gotta tell you it's such a weird thing to hand

18:02

off your daughter to a 22 year old kid

18:04

and now he's the guy . Yeah

18:06

you're literally in the middle of that ceremony

18:09

. I went into that ceremony hey , we're paying for this

18:11

wedding . I'm the guy . Hey , the king is here

18:13

. And this prince said alright , tubby , get out

18:15

of the way . See this young guy . He's

18:17

the man . Now You're out . I'm

18:19

like , wait what ? Yeah , you're Prince Charles , bye

18:22

and it's over . Wait

18:24

what ? And that's what it's like . And

18:26

all of a sudden , no kid at home , no

18:28

little . Hey , where's my daughter when I call

18:31

? I have to . I have to talk to both of them

18:33

.

18:33

I mean , it's terrible , it's

18:35

terrible until the grand babies

18:37

come , and then you will be .

18:41

See that all sounds cute and fine , till you

18:43

start thinking about the process that takes . And

18:45

then I think of my little angel from heaven being

18:48

violated by her 22 year old husband .

18:54

Think about how much how young he is and how much energy

18:57

he has yeah .

18:58

Do you think they prefer doggy style or missionary

19:01

Allen ?

19:02

You know we're live . Right , you know we're

19:05

live .

19:07

You kind of opened it up . I'm just saying

19:09

I didn't open anything up , I was closing it .

19:13

I was gonna start talking about storks . I

19:16

I don't know where you're going with this . I

19:20

Chalk maybe they're nice charitable

19:23

people . They're gonna adopt some kids from some other

19:25

country . I don't know what you're saying over there

19:27

.

19:28

Well , I don't want to have to tell you how kids are Coming

19:31

to the world . I've got four of them , so I can't tell you with some great detail

19:34

how

19:36

it all happens .

19:37

I mean great detail . All right , go ahead , I'm here

19:39

we

19:42

.

19:44

It's no wonder we're pixelated . It's no . How

19:48

did this turn into only fans ? This

19:50

is not I signed up for .

19:53

Members only you have to pay

19:55

for . You have to pay for the subscription to get this kind of content . Wait

19:57

a minute . Did I give my credit card ?

19:58

to Josh so he can set up an only fans page and we're

20:00

on it now . Yeah

20:03

, are we on a podcast ?

20:03

I thought we were on a Riverside podcast is what are we

20:05

on right now ?

20:07

I'm paying for this as

20:11

soon as I figure out how to control your cameras . Buddy , it's

20:13

gonna be a feed , feed , all feed , fees , feed . This is not even

20:15

right . This is so not right

20:17

.

20:20

So , Josh , how's your family doing ? You

20:22

know , you know it's so funny here's what's gonna

20:25

happen ? I

20:27

know how this podcast is gonna go , where Josh is gonna All

20:30

right , guys , gotta go , gotta jump , and he's

20:32

gonna go parent , great . Hey , I'm gonna write some notes and then

20:34

I'm gonna see the notes on the podcast Alan

20:37

and the boys , and then

20:40

Andy and Josh talk about family and and

20:45

children and grandchildren and

20:47

and it's gonna be great and they've got plenty of fans . In fact

20:49

, only fans Can get this great content

20:51

. That's what the log notes are gonna say , and

20:54

then people gonna click on this and go wait , I thought this

20:56

is about family and Alan's kid was gonna maybe have a grandchild or

20:58

something . What

21:02

happened ? Oh , oh , she's a missionary

21:04

. It's a missionary . Okay , I

21:07

get it . I can see how these log

21:10

notes are gonna be very misleading .

21:12

It's gonna be very misleading . Oh , I

21:17

had a live speaking of log

21:19

notes . How well do you know your son

21:21

in law ?

21:22

Josh , how is your family ? Have you gone

21:24

camping lately ?

21:27

Have you pitched a tent lately , josh ?

21:32

No , but I know this

21:39

is so not right

21:41

, believe me , on the live stream

21:43

we could see how uncomfortable you are .

21:46

Good , as long as they know that I wasn't liking this

21:48

at all . I Can't

21:51

even . The funny thing is , I think I'm yelling

21:53

, but I have earmuffs on . They're

21:55

not picking me up . I can only hear you

21:57

guys , and so I'm yelling because I can't

22:00

hear myself talk .

22:02

Now you Fine

22:05

, that's radio works .

22:07

This is not how radio works . The FCC

22:09

would have broken down the door by now . This

22:12

is a whole different thing .

22:14

All right , I'm Minutes

22:22

left guys .

22:25

We do ? We have to drop a full 30 ? You , you

22:27

can't just fill with some music or something . Andy

22:31

, can you sing one of your domestic

22:33

problem songs ?

22:36

It's not the length of the podcast , you

22:38

know .

22:39

It's the motion of the ocean . It's how much you

22:41

stuff in it .

22:43

Wait a minute . Are you drinking Christmas

22:45

ale over there ? Is that what this is ? Is

22:47

that what this is ? Yeah , okay

22:49

, I'm starting to , andy . Are you drinking over there ? Is that

22:51

what this is ?

22:52

No , I'm not drinking .

22:54

I just got off a long day of work .

22:55

Andy's high on life .

22:56

Yeah , I'm just high on life .

22:58

He's excited anytime he can talk about

23:00

someone else's daughters having sex .

23:03

Although I do . Whenever I say those comments , I do think

23:05

, like I've got three daughters . That shit's

23:07

going to come back to me Carmically . It's going

23:09

to come back and I'm going to have to , like you know , listen

23:12

to Alan talk trash

23:16

.

23:17

I would never talk poorly about another man's

23:19

daughters .

23:20

I didn't talk poorly about your daughter . You kind

23:22

of opened up the whole thing there .

23:25

Wait a minute . You know that every woman is

23:27

another man's daughter at some point

23:29

, right ? Because we've had a lot of conversations

23:31

that might bring that comment into question

23:33

.

23:34

When it's your daughter , you listen here

23:37

. Dad of young daughters , your

23:39

day's coming , oh I'm . I'm

23:41

here for it .

23:42

Look , look . It's

23:46

awful as I am , Like

23:48

just as debauched as my

23:50

life had been from I

23:52

don't know zero to 25

23:54

years old , I am fully

23:57

ready to be horrified by everything

23:59

that happens for the entire

24:01

rest of my life , and I'm

24:03

just going to drink and laugh .

24:06

When you say horrified , do you spell that with a WH

24:08

Poor , I do

24:11

now . Okay , I do

24:13

. Well

24:16

, that was a good test . Run fellas .

24:18

It really was . It was successful .

24:20

This is Our objective is to

24:22

talk about nothing . I think we nailed

24:24

it .

24:26

We did want to talk about stuff , but Alan

24:29

never got us there . He got all distracted .

24:32

I like how I take a full frontal

24:34

from both of you and I'm supposed to guide

24:36

us into a thing . I guided a straight

24:38

in .

24:38

Speaking of full frontals . When's

24:40

your daughter and her son coming for Christmas ?

24:45

I miss the old Andy that used to sing

24:47

about Sesame Street characters Ernie

24:50

and Bird children . And you

24:53

were , andy . When I first

24:55

knew you I thought you were a heartbeat away from hosting

24:57

a children's show and I thought that's great . And

25:00

when you started driving a school bus I thought

25:02

you know what Andy's going to turn a corner

25:04

. This frat

25:06

boy in a band mentality he's going to grow

25:08

up . He married a very sensible

25:11

woman . I don't know how you're getting away

25:13

with this . I don't

25:15

know how it's working for you . My

25:17

wife thinks you're a saint . Oh

25:19

my God , that Andy's so great . Alan , why

25:21

are you so hard on people ? What

25:24

See ? I don't know

25:26

how . Josh is so nice , josh

25:28

is always .

25:29

He's going to be a bit hard . I'm

25:31

wondering what's

25:33

your son-in-law's name again ?

25:36

So bad , so bad

25:38

. Oh my God .

25:40

You would know his name if you had shown up to the wedding .

25:48

I probably wouldn't be making all these wisecracks . I

25:50

would have more of an emotional

25:52

connection to him .

25:53

Just seeing the cracks . Okay , oh

25:57

.

25:57

Alan , I think you crossed the line on that one .

25:59

Oh , I really don't .

26:00

Yes , you did . This

26:02

is your daughter man . That's your daughter dude , have some

26:04

respect .

26:06

Wow , you're angel from heaven talking

26:08

about foreshame .

26:10

Josh , how long is the bumper music out

26:12

? Because we're coming up to that 27

26:15

minute threshold here . If

26:17

we drop a little bumper on this speaking

26:20

of bumping , but

26:23

if you could maybe just drop a

26:25

little bumper action on this , we could call

26:27

it a show .

26:28

I don't know if we're going to be able to get

26:30

any good social clips out of this

26:33

. No social .

26:34

No social , I want no social , there's

26:37

no social .

26:37

There's no social . There's no social , there's no social

26:40

.

26:44

You can't put anything up there like

26:46

that about the content , because I'm already

26:48

in enough trouble in that area right now . I

26:52

just know .

26:54

Wait , wait , wait , wait . How

26:57

are you in trouble in that area

26:59

before this ?

27:02

Wait a minute .

27:03

What have you done ? Did you leave ? What

27:06

have you done ?

27:07

Now , if Andy showed up to the wedding , I would

27:09

have spent more time with him and I wouldn't have been

27:11

with the family in

27:14

Detroit being the odd man out . I'm

27:17

considered the problem when it comes

27:19

to my daughter and her husband and

27:21

then the wife . So when

27:23

it comes to me having any opinions about

27:25

the situation , it doesn't go

27:27

well and I get ISOed , I get

27:29

completely ISOed , and all of a sudden I'm

27:31

over here and they're over here , and

27:34

so we've had some words . It was a rough trip to Detroit

27:36

, which is by if Andy came

27:39

to the wedding that he should have been at and

27:41

it wasn't my daughter's wedding , it was our

27:43

mutual friend Jeff's wedding for his daughter

27:45

, and so another daughter .

27:47

Does Jeff listen to this ?

27:48

podcast . I wasn't invited to her wedding . You

27:50

weren't invited to that wedding . No , oh

27:53

.

27:54

I thought you were going to sing at the wedding .

27:56

No , I don't think I've never . I

27:58

don't . I mean not that I'm aware of

28:00

. I like Jeff .

28:03

I like it . Oh man , oh , all of a sudden we're

28:05

live . What is social

28:07

this at ?

28:07

domestic problems .

28:09

At domestic problems , at Jeff , at whoever

28:12

else you were invited to the wedding

28:14

, why were you not invited to that wedding ?

28:16

I don't know .

28:17

Ask .

28:18

Jeff , he probably figured he whole

28:20

creep won't come anyways , why invite

28:22

him ?

28:23

Hey , wait , can't we have kids .

28:24

Look at how many kids you have . He knows that's not true .

28:27

Yeah , they couldn't afford all 17

28:29

plates . They'd have to get three

28:32

more tables . It

28:34

was a pretty tight . It was at a distillery too

28:36

, in downtown Detroit this is an awful

28:38

.

28:38

This is awful episode .

28:42

This is a terrible episode . This

28:44

is the worst cutting room

28:46

floor .

28:48

Wait , this is a good . Maybe this

28:50

is very , you know , fitting of

28:52

how we come back .

28:53

You know the very first one I

28:56

was going to call it a dry run , but I didn't want

28:58

to open myself up on that one .

29:02

You about this .

29:03

Ew Yuck , why

29:05

did you ? We're grown

29:07

men , we're parents and this

29:10

is the podcast we're throwing out there .

29:12

Really , because we can't be this

29:14

person upstairs .

29:18

I don't want to be this person . I don't want to be

29:20

this person . I'm not this person

29:22

. I don't want to be this person . This

29:25

is not the pod that I want . I

29:28

can't even hear .

29:30

That's what she said . Join

29:34

us again next time .

29:36

We're just at the 30 minute mark . He's Andy

29:38

Holtgrave .

29:40

Sorry , he's Josh .

29:41

Flagner yeah , that's him . You

29:43

want me to hit it ?

29:43

I'll hit it , you ready . I don't want you to hit it . That was the whole

29:45

point of the podcast .

29:47

I don't want you to hit it . That's

29:51

what she said . Hit

29:55

the music , we're out , goodbye .

29:59

You can't just say bye , we

30:01

have to say something until the music starts

30:03

. All right .

30:06

It's been a pleasure . That's Andy . The

30:09

chicks are on the walls .

30:12

I'm rolling 12 pound balls . Your

30:15

daddy's holding them

30:18

, so you guys have feet or no ? I

30:21

fucked that .