THE HOLY TRINITY HAVE RETURNED!!No not the father, the son or the holy spirit. Back in September 2021 Luis, Andy and Declan stumbled out of their satanic pits to record a live episode of Three Wise Millennials.In this special live show the boys

Jacob and His Amazing Hairy Carpet - Ball-less Billy

Mar 20th, 2022 39m 4s

It's hard to believe that the powers of a prophet would go to a man who would mistake his son for his other son with a hairy carpet on his back. Such is the bible though, and this week Luis tells us the story of how Jacob used some lentils and

Jonah and the Whale - You Don't Wanna Google That

Mar 13th, 2022 40m 19s

How would you like a three day all expenses paid trip to a spa inside the belly of a whale? Well whether Jonah wants it or not that's what he's getting.In this week's episode, Andy looks at the well known story of Jonah, a man who did what no o

Judge Gideon - The Stinky Victors

Mar 6th, 2022 48m 41s

If a bright light spoke to you and told you that God had injected you with badass prophet powers, would you blindly begin your rise to the top, or would you question Gods presence at every turn?Well for Gideon the judge, it was the latter. This

Rules in Leviticus - Are You Smarter Than a Five-Thousand Year Old Priest?

Feb 27th, 2022 52m 18s

Welcome back bible bashers! The Fourth Season continues with some biblical game shows! Luis quizzes the gang about what is right and what is wrong in the bible according to the Rules of Leviticus, can they win their salvation or are they still

Book of Job - Trophy Prophet

Feb 20th, 2022 41m 20s

BEHOLD NON BELIVEVERS! THE FOURTH COMING OF THREE WISE MILLENNIALS!We are all delighted to be back with a fourth season of bible parody for you wonderful people!Andy starts of this run of episodes with his take on the story of Job, God's most p

David After Goliath - Two Bags of Foreskins

Jul 11th, 2021 57m 8s

Three Wise Millennials reach an unprecedented FOURTH EPISODE IN A SEASON!The last episode of season three, Luis tells us all about David after he killed Goliath and became the coolest thing since stoning. Intro music is Corndogs in Santa Monica

Noah's Ark - The Second Wave

Jul 4th, 2021 40m 9s

What's that? They whole world is about to be flooded?? OH NOAH!!This week on the Three Wise Millennials podcast, Declan takes a look at the well known story of Noah and his big bastard boat. Intro music - Corndogs in Santa Monica by the Great N

Bible Outtakes - Zach Snyder's Holy Bible

Jun 27th, 2021 1h 1m

WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME To another episode of the Three Wise Millennial's Podcast! In this week's episode Andy takes us through some of his favourite stories that were... (wait for it)... TOO WEIRD to make it into the bible! As always this epis

Wandering the Desert - Balaam's Ass

Jun 20th, 2021 45m 37s

Greetings earthlings!! The Three Wise Millennials are finally back in your earholes with season three!To kick things off, Luis has written about the Israelites after the left Egypt and also about Balaam's wonderful magical ass.As always this po

The Book of Revelation - 'Prize Winning Daffodil'

Oct 12th, 2020 1h 6m

Hello loyal listeners! Strap yourselves into your pews, as we are taking a trip to the not-so-distant future to witness... THE END OF THE WORLD!!In the third and final episode of series two, Andy invites us to look at the Book of Revelation to

Samson and Delilah - 'The Jaw of the Donkey'

Oct 5th, 2020 40m 50s

Hello beautiful people and welcome back to your favourite bible bashing podcast! This week Luis reveals to us the true story of the romanticised Samson and Delilah, whilst making a strong argument for how Samson may just be the maddest bastard

The Suffering Servant - 'Repetitive Groaning Noise'

Sep 28th, 2020 36m 56s

Hello Loyal Podcast listeners! Three Wise Millennials has returned from beyond the grave and amidst the covid to fill your earholes with some more biblical buffoonery. To kick off our second batch of episodes, Declan has written a piece about a

Joseph and his Technicolor Dream Coat - 'Adam Alcada Sandler'

Apr 13th, 2020 1h 7m

This weeks host Andy has his sights set high on a glamorous life as a Hollywood director, and he plans to get there by rebooting Joseph and his Technicolor Dream Coat with an all-star cast and blockbuster script! In this episode, he comes to De

Song of Solomon - 'Damp Sheep Teeth'

Apr 6th, 2020 37m 6s

In episode two, Luis gives us his run down of some sexy-ass bible lyrics. More specifically, from the OG rapper, King muthafuckin Solomon.

Moses - 'Wooooo Scary Snake!'

Mar 30th, 2020 48m 34s

Welcome one and all to the first ever episode of the Three Wise Millennials podcast! for our debut, Declan takes to the stage to educate Luis and Andy on the story of Moses, Glasgae style! If you like the podcast and the hosts, we're all on the

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